My Name Is

Cast

• Alessandra Meyer-Wölden
• Mario Nowack
• Paulina Veretilnaia
• Henry Matz
• Linus Bruhn
• Merante Tamar van Amersfoort
• Todor Kirilov Georgiew
• Olga Machendru
• Nadine Vasta
• Tanja Shitawey
• Günter Jühnichen
• Jila Nabipour
• Pete Dwojak
• Sandro Brehorst
• Lieselotte Wasner
• Mario Müller
• Marlies Stepinski
• Maarten Steinkamp

• Episode : Pilot
  Germany...

• Lyrics: play full screen play karaoke
• My Name Is..... - Eminem
• My Name Is..... - Lil' Wayne
• My Name Is..... - MC Chris
• My Name Is..... - Shola Ama
• My Name Is..... - Astrid

Hi, my name is, my name is
(What? Who?)
My name is Slim Shady
Hi, my name is, my name is
(Huh? What?)
My name is Slim Shady
Ahem, excuse me
Can I have the attention of the class
For one second?
Hi kids, do you like violence?
(Yeah, yeah, yeah)
Wanna see me stick Nine Inch Nails
Through each one of my eyelids?
(Uh, huh)
Wanna copy me and do exactly like I did?
(Yeah, yeah)
Try 'cid and get fucked up worse that my life is?
(Huh?)
My brain's dead weight, I'm tryin' to get my head straight
But I can't figure out which Spice Girl I want to impregnate
(Umm)
And Dr. Dre said, "Slim Shady you a basehead"
Uh, uhh, So why's your face red? Man you wasted
Well, since age twelve, I've felt like I'm someone else
'Cause I hung my original self from the top bunk with a belt
Got pissed off and ripped Pamela Lee's tits off
And smacked her so hard
I knocked her clothes backwards like Kris Kross
I smoke a fat pound of grass and fall on my ass
Faster than a fat bitch who sat down too fast
C'mere slut
(Shady, wait a minute, that's my girl dog)
I don't give a fuck, God sent me to piss the world off
Hi, my name is, my name is
(What? Who?)
My name is Slim Shady
Hi, my name is, my name is
(Huh? What?)
My name is Slim Shady
My English teacher wanted to flunk me in junior high
Thanks a lot, next semester I'll be thirty-five
I smacked him in his face with an eraser, chased him with a stapler
And stapled his nuts to a stack of papers
(Oww)
Walked in the strip club, had my jacket zipped up
Flashed the bartender, then stuck my dick in the tip cup
Extraterrestrial, runnin' over pedestrians
In a spaceship while they screamin' at me, "Let's just be friends"
Ninety-nine percent of my life I was lied to
I just found out my mom does more dope than I do
(Damn)
I told her I'd grow up to be a famous rapper
Make a record about doin' drugs and name it after her
(Oh, thank you)
You know you blew up when the women rush your stands
And try to touch your hands like some screamin' Usher fans
(Aah)
This guy at White Castle asked for my autograph
(Dude, can I get your autograph?)
So I signed it "Dear Dave, thanks for the support, asshole"
Hi, my name is, my name is
(What? Who?)
My name is Slim Shady
Hi, my name is, my name is
(Huh? What?)
My name is Slim Shady
Stop the tape, this kid needs to be locked away
(Get him)
Dr. Dre, don't just stand there, operate
I'm not ready to leave, it's too scary to die
(Fuck that)
I'll have to be carried inside the cemetery and buried alive
(Huh, yup)
Am I comin' or goin'? I can barely decide
I just drank a fifth of vodka, dare me to drive?
(Go ahead)
All my life I was very deprived
I ain't had a woman in years and my palms are too hairy to hide
Clothes ripped like the Incredible Hulk
(Hachhh-too)
I spit when I talk, I'll fuck anything that walks
(C'mere)
When I was little I used to get so hungry I would throw fits
How you gonna breast feed me, mom?
(Wah)
You ain't got no tits
(Wah)
I lay awake and strap myself in the bed
Put a bulletproof vest on and shoot myself in the head
I'm steamin' mad
And by the way when you see my dad?
(Yeah?)
Tell him that I slit his throat in this dream I had
Hi, my name is, my name is
(What? Who?)
My name is Slim Shady
Hi, my name is, my name is
(Huh? What?)

uh um
my name is weezy
i'm almost perfect
and i work harder than hard workin
bizzare circus
that where my bars service
therefore i act a clown
even when i'm layin on my back i'm never backen down
so understand me
i got a condo in miami
and my doormat is always sandy
and i run louisiana
but i've never pulled a hammy
and i got a condo in atlanta
and i always wear a bandana
and when it comes down to stuntin on you boys
i'm just buntin
and i'm swingin for the fence
your girl hangin from my d**k
your girl singin to my s**t like
ha la la lalipop
she say i get that p***y when i didn't open a sunday shop
she say i beat that p***y better come on go low just hold this
text me when you want some mo d**k mo d**k
old b***h young b***h
but i be like damn all i got is one d**k
Chorus x2
i've got to be unstoppable

My name is MC
I'm like no other
A short sized, high pitched
White skinned brother
And when I say white
Yo, I don't mean pink
'Cause my skin's about as white
As white out ink
When I step into the sun
I burst into flames
Like the Human Torch
But with no lives to save
Said, I don't go to clubs
And I don't go to raves
And I don't go to pubs
And I don't go to parades
So, where do I go
You might call it a hooch parlor
If you don't know the password
Don't bother
It's where all the ladies
Leave their lipstick
On my collar
But I tell them to be gone
'Cause all they want
Is my dollar
Mahler use to write symphonies
Name is MC and I claim to be
Star material like astrology
Punk rock, hip, and R&B;
Watch me blend it up like a daquiri
It's why all the honey's be mackin' me
Waitin' in the alley, sneak attackin' me
Tearin off my clothes, ass smackin' me
Back when we didn't have a record deal
(Still don't)
Still managed to make the ladies squeal
Word up, and you know
Name is MC, shout it back to me
On the count of three
One, two, three, MC
Name is MC
Drivin' 'round in my Civic
I see ya girls walkin' by, lookin' fly
Soft to the touch like a porcupin
Blow my mind
Name's MC, me multiplied
Don't call home
'Cause I'm out tonight
Taste real good like a pumpkin pie
I only smoke pipe
When there's skunk inside
Can it be
Her fingers slippin' down my Levi jeans
I be so happy now, without a doubt
Like I just smoked an ounce
Fucked and bounced
What the fuck you be talkin' 'bout
MC backwards be cotton mouth
Not on the mic
I'm kickin' your ass at balderash
Ya can't stop me
Name is MC, shout it back to me
On the count of three
One, two, three, MC
Name is MC
Come from a place
Called Libertyville
In the place to be
With a little Bo Peep eatin' edamame
I'm eatin' Chick Filet
Get up on the mic
And stay for days
Drunk off that citron lemonade
And a little bit of tanqueray
But I'm okay, eyes wide
Stir fried, like Vietnamese
Adam and Eve
Do as we please
With nothing but a bucket
Of ice up my sleeve
Ask Mr. T and the fuckin' A-Team
A beam in your face
MC Chris in the place
With a mouth full of toothpaste
Library book paste the due date
So many ho's
I get the group rate

My name is Shola, i'm from around the way,
and if you feel me, then let me hear you say hey,
I came 2 rock u with a different style,
something to make the people go wild,
it's been a long time since i saw you last,
so let's catch up, we can have a blast,
i know u missed me, i missed u 2,
so round up ur friends, and ur crew,
Cos we be, we b taking it back down to the streets,
funky lyrics and these brand new beats,
everybody, don't you know it's all love,
we b throwin' u flows u're sure of,
if u didn't know, u now know,
cos i'm back 2 run the show,
so 4get what u heard in the past,
this is 4 real, motherf###er

my name is astrid
and i´m an estet
and i´m a vänsterpartist
I´M PROUD OF IT!!!!!!!!!!!!
just so you know, everyone out on
the little shitty Suffering Island
is YTLIGA!!!!!!!
that´s just the way it is
well, i said hey, hey, hey, wooh
my name is astrid
my name is astrid
and i´m an estet
and i´m a vänsterpartist
I´M PROUD OF IT!!!!!!!!!!!!
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