Lovitz, Jon Filmography

• Bula Quo! (2013)
• Grown Ups 2 (2013)
• Sleight of Hand (2013)
• Vanilla Ice Archive (2012)
• Jewtopia (2012)
• Hotel Transylvania (2012)
• Sharkproof (2012)
• Comedy Central Roast of Charlie Sheen (2011)
• Jon Lovitz Presents (2011)
• A Russell Peters Christmas Special (2011)
• Jon Lovitz Presents (2011)
• Saturday Night Live Backstage (2011)
• Looking for Lenny (2011)
• Last Day Foundation (2010)
• 24th Annual Genesis Awards (2010)
• Casino Jack (2010)
• SNL Presents: A Very Gilly Christmas (2009)
• Looking for Lenny (2009)
• Comedy Central Roast of Joan Rivers (2009)
• Secrets of Life (2009)
• Secrets of Life (2009)
• Saturday Night Live Presidential Bash '08 (2008)
• Godfrey Live (2008)
• Hillary! Uncensored: Banned by the Media (2008)
• USIDent TV: Surveilling the Southland (2008)
• Comedy Central Roast of Bob Saget (2008)
• The Best of Comics Unleashed with Byron Allen (2008)
• Heckler (2007)
• I Could Never Be Your Woman (2007)
• Farce of the Penguins (2006)
• The Benchwarmers (2006)
• Southland Tales (2006)
• Saturday Night Live in the '80s: Lost & Found (2005)
• Pancho's Pizza (2005)
• Bailey's Billion$ (2005)
• The Wallflowers: Rearrange (2005)
• Saturday Night Live: The Best of Jon Lovitz (2005)
• The Producers (2005)
• Music Cares Person of the Year: Brian Wilson (2005)
• Saturday Night Live: The Best of Jon Lovitz (2005)
• Steve Martin: An American Cinematheque Tribute (2005)
• Saturday Night Live: Presidential Bash 2004 (2004)
• The Stepford Husbands (2004)
• Stepford: A Definition (2004)
• The Stepford Wives (2004)
• 101 Most Unforgettable SNL Moments (2004)
• When Stand-Up Comics Ruled the World (2004)
• Saturday Night Live: The Best of Tom Hanks (2004)
• A Perfect World: The Making of 'The Stepford Wives' (2004)
• Saturday Night Live: The Best of Tom Hanks (2004)
• Brilliant But Cancelled: Pilot Season (2003)
• Dickie Roberts: Former Child Star (2003)
• Heroes of Jewish Comedy (2003)
• Playboy: Inside the Playboy Mansion (2002)
• Eight Crazy Nights (2002)
• Brilliant But Cancelled (2002)
• AFI Life Achievement Award: A Tribute to Tom Hanks (2002)
• Saturday Night Live Christmas 2002 (2002)
• Cats & Dogs (2001)
• Wild Desk Ride (2001)
• 3000 Miles to Graceland (2001)
• Wild Desk Ride (2001)
• Good Advice (2001)
• Making 'Rat Race' (2001)
• One Night with Robbie Williams (2001)
• Playboy Exposed: Playboy Mansion Parties Uncensored (2001)
• Rat Race (2001)
• Sand (2000)
• Small Time Crooks (2000)
• Little Nicky (2000)
• Saturday Night Live: Presidential Bash 2000 (2000)
• Saturday Night Live Christmas (1999)
• Saturday Night Live Christmas (1999)
• Lost & Found (1999)
• Saturday Night Live: The Best of Dana Carvey (1999)
• The 51st Annual Primetime Emmy Awards (1999)
• The American Film Institute Salute to Dustin Hoffman (1999)
• Saturday Night Live: The Best of Dana Carvey (1999)
• Saturday Night Live: The Best of Dana Carvey (1999)
• Saturday Night Live 25 (1999)
• Saturday Night Live: The Best of Adam Sandler (1999)
• Saturday Night Live Christmas (1999)
• Saturday Night Live: The Best of Phil Hartman (1998)
• Happiness (1998)
• Saturday Night Live: The Best of Mike Myers (1998)
• Saturday Night Live: The Best of Phil Hartman (1998)
• Saturday Night Live: The Best of Steve Martin (1998)
• The 50th Annual Primetime Emmy Awards (1998)
• The Wedding Singer (1998)
• To Life! America Celebrates Israel's 50th (1998)
• Matilda (1996)
• The Great White Hype (1996)
• For Goodness Sake II (1996)
• High School High (1996)
• 1995 Young Comedians Special (1995)
• 1995 MTV Movie Awards (1995)
• The Second Annual Comedy Hall of Fame (1994)
• VH1 Honors (1994)
• The 1994 Billboard Music Awards (1994)
• Back in the Saddle: The Making of 'City Slickers II' (1994)
• Trapped in Paradise (1994)
• North (1994)
• MTV Video Music Awards 1994 (1994)
• City Slickers II: The Legend of Curly's Gold (1994)
• Comic Relief: Baseball Relief '93 (1993)
• 1993 MTV Movie Awards (1993)
• Loaded Weapon 1 (1993)
• The 65th Annual Academy Awards (1993)
• Coneheads (1993)
• The Please Watch the Jon Lovitz Special (1992)
• The Please Watch the Jon Lovitz Special (1992)
• Saturday Night Live: Presidential Bash (1992)
• The 6th Annual American Comedy Awards (1992)
• A League of Their Own (1992)
• The Please Watch the Jon Lovitz Special (1992)
• The Please Watch the Jon Lovitz Special (1992)
• Mom and Dad Save the World (1992)
• The Buzz (1992)
• Best of Saturday Night Live: Special Edition (1992)
• 1992 MTV Movie Awards (1992)
• Saturday Night Live: The Best of Robin Williams (1991)
• The 5th Annual American Comedy Awards (1991)
• Voices that Care (1991)
• An American Tail: Fievel Goes West (1991)
• Saturday Night Live Goes Commercial (1991)
• Saturday Night Live: The Best of Robin Williams (1991)
• Mr. Destiny (1990)
• Cranium Command (1989)
• Saturday Night Live: 15th Anniversary (1989)
• The 41st Annual Primetime Emmy Awards (1989)
• My Stepmother Is an Alien (1988)
• Big (1988)
• The 2nd Annual American Comedy Awards (1988)
• The 39th Annual Emmy Awards (1987)
• The Brave Little Toaster (1987)
• Last Resort (1986)
• The 38th Annual Emmy Awards (1986)
• Ratboy (1986)
• Jumpin' Jack Flash (1986)
• Hamburger: The Motion Picture (1986)
• ¡Three Amigos! (1986)
• Comic Relief (1986)

Famous quotes by Jon Lovitz:

"I first worked with Steve Martin on 'The Three Amigos,' also starring Chevy Chase, and the very gay Martin Short. I was surrounded by all these legends of comedy, and I felt guilty having a favorite, because you were all so funny. But hey, it was Chevy."

"There are some actors who say, 'What do you want me to do? I'll do whatever you want,' and that's all they do, ... I kind of go to the other extreme. I say, 'I have an idea. Can I try something?'"

"Sometimes the best way to make 'em laugh is to show 'em how you honestly feel."

"But Opera Man, I go, 'Oh, crap! Why didn't I think of that?' Because I could sing fake opera pretty good."

"I do see your point, but to me, I'm just a mouse compared to the President of the United States."

"I would say if you are having a tough time in your life, then going to a club and getting laughs, it does make you feel better for that hour and a half show. It gets your mind off of it."

"I didn't take anything from anyone - first of all. Second of all, I opened a comedy club with money that I saved over 25 years. I created jobs."

"I don't want to talk about myself, that's for other people to say, so I'm not saying I was so talented."

"I agreed with everything he was saying when he ran for president. I was listening to what he said. I go, this guy thinks like me and I agree with him. Now he's changing. All he keeps saying is millionaires and billionaires don't pay their fair share of taxes."

"I like getting up in front of an audience. It's fun when you go to a baseball game and the crowd is cheering you. I can't deny it. And it's very funny, too. Sometimes you're shy; you go somewhere and everyone's looking at you, so you feel a little self-conscious."

"Anybody can be going from being broke to being wealthy, as I did."

"You're in front of an audience, but you're playing for a camera. There's this huge adrenaline rush, because you know that besides the audience in the studio, there are millions of people watching at home."

"First of all, this whole idea of this one percent versus the 99 percent, it's a false statistic.There's nobody that is wealthy saying, let's go get the people that aren't. First of all, there's no versus. He's creating a false class warfare in a country where there is no class structure."

"The whole - it's the economy's bad. It's bad for everybody. I have my own comedy club. I opened it three years ago in a horrible economy. I created jobs. And we just started breaking even after a year and a half, barely. For that entire time, I have had to pay the difference of what we owe in rent and taxes and everything out of my own pocket."

"If I make a dollar and out of every dollar I'm taxed at 50, half, at 50 cents, I have to give, isn't that like enough?"

"I would love to have a part opposite a great actor - like, say, Pacino or De Niro or Hoffman. And to work with a top director. That's my dream."

"Some people, they got housing loans, and I think they're responsible for taking a loan they didn't qualify for?"

"Instead of making people victims of people who are successful, we should be telling people, 'Look, you are having a hard time, I feel bad for you. Let's look at what you're doing, let's teach you how to succeed. Let's give you the tools to succeed as opposed to turning everybody into victims."

"You want everyone to be great and funny. I'm not saying I'm great, but I'm funny."

"I really didn't want to leave the show, but I got a chance to do a movie, which meant I would have had to miss two shows, and at the time Lorne had a policy where you can't miss shows, so I left."