tomorrow will be glommy with a chance of morning frogs but this just happened to me while i was sawin' logs i seen a striptease torture and blackbirds flyin' backwards and a pagan rout in a hellhole in a bed full o' crackers it was a wet nightmare.... there was a pin up girl painted on the wall of a cave a wolf whistle and a leather girl and a slave i got the mascara whiplash from a shockwave o'showgals stripped gears an' firls an' reemed an' stroked valves it was a wet nightmare she-wolves in six-packs put on warpaint in an earthquake i drank booze from their shoes with no pants or brakes a load o'girl in arms and a bit in my teeth panties on my head.....corkscrew heels on my feet it was a wet nightmare
Take a magic carpet to the olden days
To a mythical land where everybody lays
Around in the clouds in a happy daze in Kizmiaz, Kizmiaz
Flamingos stand easy on bended knees
Palm trees wave over tropical seas
Of azure waves and lazy breeze on Kizmiaz, Kizmiaz
Over raspberry skies spires of the Shaz
Point to the heavens that this place has
You would swim all the way from Alcatraz to Kizmiaz, Kizmiaz
It lies on the horizon in a golden haze
No one believes their eyes, the legend says
Held hypnotized in a frozen gaze on Kizmiaz, Kizmiaz
Over raspberry skies spires of the Shaz
Point to the heavens that this place has
You would swim all the way from Alcatraz to Kizmiaz, Kizmiaz
Kizmiaz, Kizmiaz
Kizmiaz, Kizmiaz
well the doctor pulled me out and smacked me in the can wiped me off took a look and said "it;'s a man!" ain't no figuring me baby that's a pretty sure bet better hold on tight baby 'cause i ain't a comin' yet! i'm the maddest road rattler that you ever done met i'm a gear mashin' hot rod it thing hard-on yeah, a full blown hopped up it thing hard-on it thing hard-on it thing hard-on it....thing....hard-on well if i had a brain i'd be dangerous for sure but the way it looks now there's no immediate concern there's a couple of things i guess i don't need to know i got class up the ass and i got a little dough fake eyeleashes and a carload o'go i'm a fulltilt nonstop it thing hard-on yeah, a git gone hotshot it thing hard-on it thing hard-on...
she got the wiggle hip sway hypno sex ray goin' on in my head she got the flippin' hip slide hypno sex siren in my head she got the wiggle hip sway hypno sex ray light's flashin' red the way she wiggles has got me hypnotized the way she wiggles has got me hypnotized but when she walks away she's got me paralyzed she got the wiggle hip sway..... when she gets to dancin' got it movin' to n'fro when she walks away i'm dizzy in trance just watchin' that thing go picasso paintings are fine for that kind of thing an' man paganini sure knows how to sing but that girl gyration makes my gong go ding...dong hip hip.....hip hooray.
Well I'm a human fly it's spelt F L Y
I say buzz, buzz, buzz and it's just becuzz
I'm a human fly and I don't know why
I got ninety six tears in my ninety six eyes
I got a garbage brain, it's drivin' me insane
And I don't like your ride, so push that pesticide
And baby I won't care, 'cuz baby I don't scare
Cuz I'm a reborn maggot using germ warfare Rockin'
I-I-I'm a human fly, i-i-it's spelt F L Y
I say buzz, buzz, buzz and it's just becuzz
I'm a unzipped fly and I don't know why
And I don't know why but I say
Buzz, ride tonight
And I say buzz, rocket ride
And I say buzz, I don't know why
stick 'em up baby reach for the sky here's somethin' you might like to try i know a place that's far from here where the squares they won't come near how far? how far? how far baby? how far can too far go? you'll be the queen of the tractor pull in you training gear you'll break all the rules i like it tough and i don't talk my kicks if i had a hammer i'd show you some tricks how far? how far? how far baby? how far can too far go? giddyup baby . . . ooh la la giddyup baby . . . sha la la la la i know a place that's far from here where the squares they won't come near a smell of honey . . . a swallow of brine let's whoop it up have a real bad time how far? how far? how far baby? how far can too far go?
haulass hyena haulass hyena no goat is meaner haulass hyena haulass hyena burn your ass right off the line check mr. popeye boneville banzai stalled at the standby ain't got no alibi demolished dragonfly hyena battlecry primer gray gold inlay gamma ray get out the way!!!!!that.... haulass hyena rat fink beret bomb bombay puree pompeii to consume,that haulass hyena.... haulass hyena no stingray meaner
when the sun goes down and the moon comes up, i turn into a teenage goo goo muck, i cruise through the city and i roam street, looking for something that is nice to eat, you better duck, when i show up.. the goo goo muck. i'm the night headhunter looking for some head, with a sleek tight body and jet black hair, well I'll get you baby with a little luck, cuz i'm teenage tiger and a goo goo muck, you better duck, when i show up, the goo goo muck, the city is a jungle and i'm a beast, i'm a teenage tiger looking for a feast, i want the most, but i'll take the least, cuz i'm a goo goo muck tiger and a teenage beast, you better duck, when i show up, the goo goo muck, well goo goo muck
hide the virgins say your prayers here come trouble from the cosmic sea gouts of blood! kill all the squares1 it's the aztec mummy vs. murderous me! i'm the god monster from the end of the world i'm the hothead intruder i'm the phantom on fire switchblade enforcer of the astral swirl god monsterman god damn atomic vampire god monster for your doomsday destination god monster for your damaged life god monster for your ruined hallucination god monster spider in your beehive i'm the spaceprobe from venus to the screaming unknown top eliminator on a mission for kicks boss action guy a psychedeliccyclone a big hunk of love with a bag full of tricks god monster for the end of the world.....
raid! do the hammer lock do the hammer lock do the hammer lock you turkey neck do the hammer lock do the hammer lock you turkey necks everybody's doing it do the eye gouge do the eye gouge you turkey neck now do the eye gouge do the eye gouge you turkey necks, everybody's doing it alright you turkey necks, i wanna teach you how to do the crusher, and if you don't learn it now i'm gonna getcha now first you take your fist and you put it on your waist, then you squeeze your partners head until she's blue in the face yeah do the crusher do the crusher do the crusher you turkey necks do the crusher you turkey necks, everybodys doing it
life is short filled of stuff don't know what for i ain't had enough i learned all I know by the age of nine but i could better myself if i could only find some new kind of kick something i ain't had some new kind of buzz i wanna go hog mad lookin' and lookin' and lookin' for something i ain't had before i'm lookin' and lookin'(X3) too find some new kind of kick (X2) gimme a kick like baby needs mom like susie needs dick this baby needs some new kind of kick i want some new kind of kick (X3) i'm lookin' and lookin' and lookin' for something i ain't had before i'm lookin and lookin'(X3) to find some new kind of kick (repeat 1st verse)i want some new kind of kick(X3)
baboon and a monkey playin' in the grass baboon told the monkey "you; play too fast!" monkey say "wanna....; monkey, monkey with your tail come on come on i wanna monkey monkey with your tail" a guy walks into a psychiatrist's got a parrot on his head....the parrot says this... "monkey; monkey with your tail" ooh ooh ah oh ohh uh ahh ahh monkey wears her pantyhose around her knees all the monkey sailors go to sea....they say... "monkey; monkey with your tail" big gorilla show up a'swinging from a tree monkey say "so; what? more love for me!" monkey monkey with your tail ohh ohh ahh ohh ohh uhh ohh ah ah
i love your ass for bad or worse i love your nasty way you curse when you sit down, it's wild how you sit grind your heel in the ground.....the groovy way you spit. ooh you look good ooh you smell good ooh you taste good like a bad girl should when i need love, i love how you feel when i need dough, i love how you steal i love your sick way you think the way your perfume makes you stink i love your boots...your fancy clothes your boufant hair...your pantyhose i blow a gasket for your pink jellybean your picnic basket splits my spleen
WHAT'S BEHIND THE MASKi been seeing you for months coming to this place now what i wanna know is, honey when can i see your face? i know you been hiding something secrets in your past whooo, baby, i just gotta know what's behind the mask please, baby, please please give me one quick glance now how come i can't see your face when i see what's in your pants? is it a skin condition? or an extra eye? surgical incision? i keep wonderin' why (why!) uhhh... you ain't wearin' silver bullets or carving z's in chests it's been months since halloween honey, i can't guess now just relax and let me lift up this edge and let me take a peek ooh, let me have a look in here... eeeeeeeek! well, curiosity killed this cat sorry i ever asked what i don't know can't hurt me as much as what's behind the mask what's behind the mask, girl what's behind the mask what's behind that mask, girl sorry i ever asked.
oh baby i see you on my tv set yeah baby i see you on my tv set i cut your head off and put it in my tv set i use your eyeballs for dials on my tv set i watch tv i watch tv since i put you in my tv set oh baby i hear you on my radio yeah baby i hear you on my radio you know i flip flip flip for my radio you're going drip drip drip on my radio am radio pm radio since i tuned you inside my radio... like this! oh baby i see you in my frigidaire yeah baby i see you in my frigidaire behind the mayonnaise, way in the back i'm gonna see you tonight for a midnight snack but though it's cold you won't get old 'cause you're well preserved in my frigidaire yahhhhhhh.... oh baby look so good in my crib at night yeah baby look so good in my crib at night i could give you a million hugs you look so good all covered up in bugs oh, i missed some there under your chair but that's all right, i'll sweep you under the rug... ah ha ha! oh baby i see you on my tv set yeah baby i see you on my tv set i cut your head off and put it in my tv set i use your eyeballs for dials on my tv set i watch tv i watch tv since i seen you i've been so upset
I feel it though I wanna be, I don't know if I should
Baby, you're a pearl but you're such a tease
That thing danglin' there's brought me to my knees
You parade it 'round town so everybody knows
Oh, oh I'ma gonna steal the show
Gonna get that thing, baby, that's a fact
Oh baby, I'm just talkin' 'bout that hot pearl snatch
So temptin', baby, such a pretty box
All fancy wrappings and a bow on top
I try not to think about it but it's hard
Ya always got it out layin' 'round the yard
Too hot to handle and a crime at that
Oh baby, I'm just talkin' 'bout that hot pearl snatch
I'm gonna get my hatchet, hack it off and snatch it
Jerk it right off for you
I gotta getaway, baby, you can't catch it
Do a swan dive on that jewel
I'll put it in my satchel then I'll lay a patch
Well, everybody's heard, about the bird
Bird bird bird, the bird is the word
Bird bird bird, the bird is the word
Well, everybody's heard, about the bird
Bird bird bird, the bird is the word
Everybody's heard, about the bird
Bird bird bird, the bird is the word
Everybody's heard, about the bird
Bird bird bird, the bird is the word
Don't you know about the bird?
Well, everybody's heard, about the bird
Bird bird bird, the bird is the word
Bird bird bird, the bird is the word
Yeah, well, everybody's heard
About the bird
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Na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na
Everybody's heard, about the bird
Na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na
Na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na
Everybody's heard, about the bird
Everybody's heard, about the bird
Don't you know about the bird?
Well, everybody's heard, about the bird
Bird bird bird, the bird is the word
Bird bird bird, the bird is the word
Yeah, surfin' bird, well, everybody's heard
About the bird! bird bird bird, the bird is the word
Bird bird bird, the bird is the word
Well, everybody's heard, about the bird
Yeah everybody's heard, about the bird
Everybody's heard, about the bird
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Na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na
Na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na
Don't you know about the bird?
Well, everybody's heard, about the bird
Bird bird bird, the bird is the word
Bird bird bird, the bird is the word, go
Aaagghh
Everybody's heard, about the bird
Everybody's heard, about the bird
Everybody's heard, about the bird
Everybody's heard, about the bird
Everybody's heard, about the bird
Everybody's heard, about the bird
Everybody's heard, about the bird
Everybody's heard, about the bird
Yeah, everybody's heard, about the bird
super goo super goo oowe baby is that you super goo super goo owwe baby what you do super goo super goo shimmy goo shampoo jelly jelly jam too super goo goin' gaga for that mama with the big sex fizz goin' coocoo 'bout the goo goo in them groovy hips got the shim sham shimmy rushin' up my spine i'm in a barracuda frenzy for that meat o'mine super goo super goo she's the venus of chihhuaha in the tunnel of love meltin' down my ungawa....ohh lord above! boogaloo hangover creepin' in on me super goo sailin' over the deep blue sea super goo super goo well baby is that you jelly jelly in the zoo super goo super goo.
Mamma's little baby loves shortnin', shortnin'
Mamma's little baby loves shortnin' bread
Mamma's little baby loves shortnin', shortnin'
Mamma's little baby loves shortnin' bread
Three little children layin' in the bed
Two were sick and the other 'most dead
Sent for the doctor, the doctor said
"Feed those children on shortnin' bread"
Mamma's little baby loves shortnin', shortnin'
Mamma's little baby loves shortnin' bread
Mamma's little baby loves shortnin', shortnin'
Mamma's little baby loves shortnin' bread
When those children layin' in the bed
Heard that talk about shortnin' bread
They popped up well and started to sing
Skipping 'round the room doing the pigeon wing
Mamma's little baby loves shortnin', shortnin'
Mamma's little baby loves shortnin' bread
Mamma's little baby loves shortnin', shortnin'
Mamma's little baby loves shortnin' bread
Put on the skillet
Put on the lid
Mamma's going to make some shortnin' bread
That's not all she's going to do
Mamma's going to cook us some cocoa too
Mamma's little baby loves shortnin', shortnin'
Mamma's little baby loves shortnin' bread
Mamma's little baby loves shortnin', shortnin'
Mamma's little baby loves shortnin' bread
I snuck to the kitchen, picked up the lid
I filled my pockets full of shortnin' bread
I winked at the pretty little girl and said
"Baby, how'd you like some shortnin' bread"
Mamma's little baby loves shortnin', shortnin'
Mamma's little baby loves shortnin' bread
Mamma's little baby loves shortnin', shortnin'
Mamma's little baby loves shortnin' bread
Got caught with the skillet
Got caught with the lid
Got caught with my mouth full of shortnin' bread
Six months for the skillet, six months for the lid
Six months in the jail eatin' shortnin' bread
Mamma's little baby loves shortnin', shortnin'
Mamma's little baby loves shortnin' bread
Mamma's little baby loves shortnin', shortnin'
she's digging up the graveyard black lips and toenails brand new bat wing at the county jail like tammy trapeze the dead acrobat i dig her deeply when she swings like that sheena's in a goth gang sheena's in a goth gang now mixed up women do you have one in your house? she's in the forbidden vampire underground in the cult of the cobra snakes in her hair she looks so macabre with her cobweb stare sneer on her face like the mona lisa holes in her nose like the spinx at giza
Hey if you ever plan to fly out west
Travel my way, that's the highway that's the best
Get your kicks on Route 66
Well it winds from Chicago to LA
More than two thousand miles all the way
Get your kicks on Route 66
Well you go through Saint Louis, Joplin, Missouri
Oklahoma City looks oh so pretty
You'll see Amarillo, and Gallup, New Mexico
Flagstaff, Arizona, don't forget Winona
Kingman, Barstow, San Bernardino
Won't you get hip to this kind of tune
When you make that California trip
Get your kicks on Route 66
Let's go
Well you go through Saint Louis, Joplin, Missouri
Oklahoma City looks oh so pretty
You'll see Amarillo, Gallup, New Mexico
Flagstaff, Arizona, don't forget Winona
Kingman, Barstow, San Bernardino
Won't you get hip to this kind of tune
When you make that Caladelic trip
Get your kicks on Route 66
I said, get your kicks on Route 66
queen of pain, queen of pain. You got me hanging from a chain queen of pain, queen of pain. I'm bad and i know i'm to blame queen of pain, queen of pain these marks will be hard to explain queen of pain, queen of pain you look sweet in that garter belt queen of pain, queen of pain give me one even harder belt queen of pain, queen of pain i think that's gonna leave a welt queen of pain, queen of pain i love your metal bra that points queen of pain, queen of pain your block and tackle exploits queen of pain, queen of pain don't dislocate that socket joint! queen of pain, queen of pain you got me haning from a chain queen of pain, queen of pain oh please be careful with your aim now queen of pain, queen of pain what will i use to clean that stain? queen of pain, queen of pain this is a strain up on this crane queen of pain, queen of pain i'm spinnin' like a weather vane queen of pain, queen of pain what you gonna do with that cane?!
What I don't know can never hurt me
I live a life that's working for me
What I respect, you just can't see
What you expect, I'll never be primitive
That's how I'll live, primitive
I take what you give 'cause I love
And I live primitive
The things I do you'd never try
What I get free, you have to buy
I'm proud of my life but don't ask me why
'Cause if I told ya, I'd probably
Primitive, that's how I live, primitive
I'll take what you give 'cause I love
And I live primitive, primitive
That's how I live, primitive
I'll take what you give 'cause I love
what i don't know can never hurt me I live a life that's working for me what i respect you just can't see what you expect I'll never be primitive that's how I'll live primitive i take what you give cause I love and i live primitive the things i do you'd never try what i get free you have to buy i'm proud of my life but don't ask me why cause if i told ya, i'd probably... primitive that's how I live primtive i'll take what you give cause I love and i live primitive primitive that's how I live primtive i'll take what you give cause I love and i live primitive
you ain't no punk, you punk. you wanna talk about the real junk? if i ever slip, i'll be banned 'cause i'm your garbageman. well you can't dig me you can't dig nothin'. do you want the real thing, or are you just talkin'? do you understand? i'm your garbageman. yeah, somethin' from the garage and down the driveway. now get outta your mind and get outta my way. now do you understand? do you understand? louie, louie, louie, lou-i the bird's the word and do you know why? you gotta beat it with a stick. you gotta beat it 'til it's thick. you gotta live until you're dead. you gotta rock 'til you see red. now do you understand? do you understand? i'm a garbageman. aw, jump on and ride... yeah it's just what you need when you're down in the dumps. one half hillbilly and one half punk. big long legs and one big mouth. the hottest thing from the north to come out of the south. do you understand? do you understand? woo, i can't lose with the stuff i use, and you don't choose no substitutes. so stick out your can 'cause i'm your garbageman. louie, louie, louie, lou-i the bird's the word and do you know why? you gotta beat it with a stick. you gotta beat it 'til it's thick. you gotta live until you're dead. you gotta rock 'til you see red. now do you understand? do you understand? do you understand? all right, hop off.
Well no holes barred, watch your toes
Look out baby, everything goes
Everything goes, well, goodness don't know
Everything goes
Yeah, you got your g strings 'n' gin
And nylon hoes, chicken pot pie, everything goes
Everything goes, no, no goodness don't know
Everything goes, let's go everything
Yeah, women swimmin' in chilli down at smokey joe's
Hopped up hotheads, everything goes
Everything goes, well, well, goodness don't know
Everything goes
Yeah well, Debbie had a donkey and two old crows
I said, "Look out baby, everything goes"
Everything goes, yeah, goodness don't know
Everything goes
Well, ya can't get ahead by who ya know
A kiss kiss, bang, bang, everything goes
Everything goes, yeah, well, goodness don't know
Everything goes
Well, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go
Let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go
Let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go
Let's go, go, go, go, go, let's go, goodness don't know
there's a devil behind that bush there's a devil behind that bush weird wigglin' dance scared me outta my pants that devil behind those fire red lips i was scared stiff that devil behind just one peek got me rattled up the creek without a paddle that devil behind there's a devil behind that bush pointy wigglin' tail whatta evil female devil behind i was ridin' home just last night when i came uponan eerie sight cat eye's glowin' in the dark evil-lookin' and flashin' sparks ohh that devil behind..... hidin' there in her devil suit scary, horny head, but...real cute that devil tail wiggle sure looked fun but somethin' 'bout her giggle told my feet to run ohh that devil behind...
come on baby, the cramp stomp come on baby, the cramp stomp get ya high as king kong's twat come on baby, the cramp stomp cramp stomp cramp stomp!!! come on baby, the cramp stomp come on baby, the cramp stomp bigger blast than the atom bomb come on baby, the cramp stomp cramp stomp cramp stomp!! come on baby, the cramp stomp come on baby, the cramp stomp groovy gravy, no damn slop come on baby, the cramp stomp cramp stomp cramp stomp!
Callin' all cows down on the farm
Hey, shut the door, you born in a barn?
No, I ain't no farmer, that's no fun
Run some tractor 'til the work's all done
Hey, milk this, bossie, I'll buy you a diamond ring
Now good girls can't pay the rent these days
These cornfed dames done found a way
Unzip that zipper, snap that snap
Round up the cattle in the Cadillac
C'mon, whip that cream, baby 'til the butter comes
Yeah, shake it, baby, shake it, baby, shake it, baby, shake it
Shake it, baby, shake it, baby, shake it, baby, shake it
Shake it, baby, shake it, baby, shake it, baby, shake it
Shake it, baby, shake it, baby, shake it, baby, shake it
Shake that thing, I'll buy you a diamond ring
Now there's more things in Tennessee
Than is dreamed of in your philosophy
Gimme a barnful of cornfed dames
They just wiggle a little, I burst into flames
Whip that cream, baby 'til the butter comes
That's right, now
Shake it, baby, shake it, baby, shake it, baby, shake it
Shake it, baby, shake it, baby, shake it, baby, shake it
Shake it, baby, shake it, baby, shake it, baby, shake it
Shake it, baby, shake it, baby, shake it, baby, shake it
Shake that thing, I'll buy you a diamond ring
Now, shake it, baby
Yeah, take it off that G-string
Play it on that G-string
I'll buy you a diamond ring
Let's go home
Hey, cut the corn
Callin' all you cornfed dames
Lux means bucks, remember the name
C'mon, now go put on somethin' real loud
Hey, let's get up and go get plowed
Shake that thing, I might buy you a diamond ring
C'mon, shake it, baby
Shake it, shake it, shake it, shake it, shake it
Go put on the purple one with the plumes at the hip
Put it on upside down, baby
You know that really makes me flip
I ain't no farmer, shake it, baby
Shake one time for me
Shake it
Shake it
Shake it
downtown caveman look man i made a tool caveman ain't no fool we rock good meat caveman rock me caveman say "ooh;" caveman say "ooh;" caveman say "ooh; ooh" caveman say "ahh;"
burn she-devil, burn burn she-devil, burn burn she-devil burn she-devil burn burn burn she's a hootch dancer down underground one hot flame pot she-hellhound burn she-devil, burn red pointy tail, big black mass burn your fingers on her hot ass burn she-devil, burn...... crotchless panties, breakaway bra warlock antlers, monkey paw burn she-devil, burn..... they're all horny down below and she's the reason they all go .... "burn; she-devil,burn..."
Way down in Mexico
There's a crazy little chick that I know
In the honky tonk on the outskirts of town
Where the music is hot and the lights turn down
Blue moon baby, yeah
Blue moon baby
Well, she's sitting in the dark corner
With the skip that's wrap around real tight
She looks into your eyes and you realize
That you don't feel well and that wrong is right
Blue moon baby, yeah
Blue moon baby
Won't you buy me a drink of tequila?
Won't you buy me a glass of wine?
Well, I can sit with you for an hour or two
Would you like a little piece of my time?
Blue moon baby, yeah
Blue moon baby
Alright, play the blues for me
Well, blue moon girl will make you wear a purple heart
Blue moon girl will tear your heart apart
Blue moon girl, take your money as you can
Turn around and find another man
Blue moon baby, yeah
tomorrow will be glommy with a chance of morning frogs but this just happened to me while i was sawin' logs i seen a striptease torture and blackbirds flyin' backwards and a pagan rout in a hellhole in a bed full o' crackers it was a wet nightmare.... there was a pin up girl painted on the wall of a cave a wolf whistle and a leather girl and a slave i got the mascara whiplash from a shockwave o'showgals stripped gears an' firls an' reemed an' stroked valves it was a wet nightmare she-wolves in six-packs put on warpaint in an earthquake i drank booze from their shoes with no pants or brakes a load o'girl in arms and a bit in my teeth panties on my head.....corkscrew heels on my feet it was a wet nightmare
I'm gonna take a week off
Gonna go to Hell
Send ya a postcard
Hey, I'm doin' swell
Wish you were here
Aloha from Hell
I'll be dancin' through the flames
Like a devil in disguise
You can hear me sing
But not by satellite
You can hear me sing
Aloha from Hell
I'm gonna get a lei
Ring o'fire 'round my neck
Big ol' she-devil kiss
Hell, What the heck?
I'm packin' my duds
Aloha from Hell
I'll be glad to get away
Up here everything's so swell
You know some like it hot
And down there it's hot as Hell
Don't forget to write now
Aloha from Hell
Aloha from Hell
Aloha from Hell
That happy updraft that wafts me hither
Spurned by man nor beast
It draws my love-a-bubblin' in there
Into that hot pool of womanneed
Hit like the rud of two sticks wooden
This womanneed is old as fire
The burnin' lure of that kissy puddin's
The ancient curse of mankind's desire
Oh womanneed , I got the faith
Oh the power that flows so sweet
From the tower of salvation
To that hot pool of womanneed
As Jacob said to Isaiah
In them biblin' days of yore
"Oh, man that babe is a tomato
Oh, my Lord, I'm longin' for"
Oh womanneed , I got the faith
Oh the power that flows so sweet
From the tower of salvation
To that hot pool of womanneed
Like the funnel of the tornado
Like the whirlpool of stormy seas
My head spins to the serenado
Of that wanton Womanneed
Oh womanneed , I got the faith
Oh the power that flows so sweet
From the tower of salvation
To that hot pool of womanneed
Oh womanneed , I got the faith
Oh the power that flows so sweet
From the tower of salvation
To that hot pool of womanneed
My Daddy drives a UFO
Drops me off and then he goes
Leaves me on this mystery plane
But he'll be back for me again
Oh, Oh yes he will
Yeah!
Now I just can't identify
With this world so I don't try
Square pegs don't fit in round holes
And I can't fit into these clothes
My daddy's unidentified
My mom says I just appeared inside
Looks like a case of hit and run
But off the record it's no fun
No, no, no fun
My daddy he'll come back again
And take me from this mystery plane
And maybe if I go real slow
He'll let me drive his UFO, Oh, Oh, Oh
Oh Boy
My Daddy drives a UFO
My Daddy drives a UFO
My Daddy drives a UFO
At the Zombie Dance
Here's Ben and Betty
They tap their toes
But they don't get sweaty
They don't give a damn
They're done dead already
At the Zombie Dance
Nobody moves
They tap their toes
Yeah, wiggle their ears to get in the groove
yeah
They do 'The Boogaloo'
at the Zombie Hall
They write "BORN TO LOSE"
On Zombie restroom wall
The kinda life they choose
Ain't life at all
At the Zombie Dance
Nobody moves
They tap their toes
Yeah, wiggle their ears to get in the groove
yeah (move!)
Everybody calm down
Nobody blow their cool
Nobody hang around
Zombie dancing school
They do the swim face-down
In the Zombie pool
At the Zombie Dance
Nobody moves
They tap their toes
Yeah, wiggle their ears to get in the groove
yeah
At the Zombie Dance
Nobody moves
Well, I built my rocket and we'll have a race
We'll be the first to rock inta outer space
I wanna rock on the moon, a-rock rock rock
Well, rock on the moon, a-rock rock rock
Well, rock on the moon, brother, rock and roll tonight
Welll, listen baby, pretty soon
Take ol' Sputnik to the moon
I'm gonna rock on the moon, rock rock rock
Well, rock on the moon, rock rock rock
Well, rock on the moon, brother, rock and roll tonight
Rock me now, go go go
!
Well rock is on Pluto, rock on Mars
Rock and roll underneath the stars
Rock on the moon, rock rock rock
Well rock on the moon, rock rock rock
Well rock on the moon, brother, rock and roll tonight
HOP-a-baby baby rock rock rock
HOP-a-baby baby rock rock rock
HOP-a-baby baby rock rock rock
HOP-a-baby baby rock rock rock
Well rock on the moon, brother, rock and roll tonight
Rock it rare, go!
HOP-a-baby baby rock rock rock
HOP-a-baby baby rock rock rock
HOP-a-baby baby rock rock rock
HOP-a-baby baby rock rock rock
Well rock on the moon, brother, rock and roll tonight
Let's rock now!
HOP! A-baby baby rock rock rock
HOP! A-baby baby rock rock rock
HOP! A-baby baby rock rock rock
HOP! A-baby baby rock rock rock
Well rockin' on the moon, brother, rock and roll tonight
I got somethin' to say to you and you better listen
I'm'a tell ya how to be cool in one easy lesson
Sunglasses after dark!
AAAAAHHHH! They're so sharp!
And you'll be cool
...And the squares'll drool
It's real simple...
Sunglasses after dark!
AAAAAHHHH! They're so sharp!
Listen to this:
Went out last Saturday night
Got myself in a knife fight
Everybody got cut includin' me
'Cause not one of us cats could see!
We had on S.A.D.
That's right.
I was hangin' around on the street,
When this great big guy ran right into me!
I could hardly make him out, everything was so dim,
But then I seen what was wrong with him...
He was wearin' sunglasses... after dark.
Sunglasses after dark!
Whooooo! They're so sharp!
Sunglasses after dark!
Whooooo! It's so simple!
...Uh, where am I, by the way?
No one knows how much I love you
No one knows how much I care
When you put your arms around me
I get a fever that's a-hard to bear
You give me fever
When you kiss me
Fever when you hold me tight
Fever!
In the mornin'
Fever all through the night
Sun lights up the daytime
Moon lights up the night
I light up when you call my name
'Cause I know you're gonna treat me right
You give me fever
When you kiss me
Fever when you hold me tight
Fever!
In the mornin'
Fever all through the night
Captain Smith and Pocahontas
Had a very bad affair
But when her daddy tried to kill him,
She said, "Daddy-o don't you dare!
He gives me fever
When he kisses
Fever when he holds me tight
Fever!
I'm his missus
So Daddy-o treat him right"
Everybody's got the fever
That is somethin' we all know
Fever isn't such a new thing
Fever started long ago
Romeo loves Juliet
Juliet, she felt the same
But when she put her arms around him
He said, "Julie, baby, you're to blame
You give me fever
When ya kisses
Fever when you hold me tight
Fever!
In the mornin'
Fever all through the night."
Well, now you've listened to my story
Here's the point that I have made
The Cramps are born to give ya fever
Be it Fahrenheit or Centigrade
We give ya fever
Fever 'til ya live and learn
Fever!
Till ya sizzle
But what a lovely way to burn
But what a lovely way to burn
But what a lovely way to burn
But what a lovely way to burn
Standin' on the corner a-wearing my shades
Up walked the police and asked my name
I said, I am the Mad Mad Daddy
I am the Mad Mad Daddy
Ma-ma-ma-ma-ma-ma Mad Mad Daddy
Ma-ma-ma-ma-ma-ma Mad Mad Daddy
Let's go baby, let's go daddy!
I am the Mad Mad Daddy
You and Jane meet Jungle Jim
Hey baby, whatcha doin' with him?
Now I am the Mad Mad Daddy
I am the Mad Mad Daddy
Ma-ma-ma-ma-ma-ma Mad Mad Daddy
Ma-ma-ma-ma-ma-ma Mad Mad Daddy
Let's go baby, let's go daddy!
I am the Mad Mad Daddy
Six foot three with the feet on the floor
Hey baby whatcha waitin' for?
Now I am the Mad Mad Daddy
I am the Mad Mad Daddy
Ma-ma-ma-ma-ma-ma Mad Mad Daddy
Ma-ma-ma-ma-ma-ma Mad Mad Daddy
Let's go baby, let's go daddy!
I am the Mad Mad Daddy
Let's rock! Let's roll!
Let's rock! Let's roll!
Now let's go baby, let's go daddy
I am the Mad Mad Daddy
Take over!
Ooo, I jump so high, never come down
'Cept for that I'm goin' round and around
'Cause I am the Mad Mad Daddy
I am the Mad Mad Daddy
Ma-ma-ma-ma-ma-ma Mad Mad Daddy
Ma-ma-ma-ma-ma-ma Mad Mad Daddy
Let's go baby, let's go daddy!
I am the Mad Mad Daddy
Pair of shades, purple shoes
I got a parachute to land on you
I am the Mad Mad Daddy
I am the Mad Mad Daddy
Ma-ma-ma-ma-ma-ma Mad Mad Daddy
Oooooooo Mad Mad Daddy!
Ah let's go baby! Let's go daddy!
I am the Mad Mad Daddy
Let's rock! C'mon roll!
I said rock! C'mon roll!
Let's go baby! Let's go daddy!
I am the Mad Mad Daddy
Mad mad mad Mad Mad Daddy!
Mad mad mad Mad Mad Daddy!
Mad mad mad Mad Mad Daddy!
I was a teenage werewolf
Braces on my fangs
I was a teenage werewolf
And no one even said thanks
And no one made me stop
I had a teen-land mind
I had to blow my top
And under teen full moon
No one could make me stop
No one could make me stop
A teenage werewolf
Parallel bars
A teenage girlfriend
Got a lot of scars
Somebody please make me stop
Ohhh please
You know, I have puberty rights
And I have puberty wrongs
No one understood me
All my teeth were so long
And no one made me stop
A Midwest monster
Of the highest grade
All my teachers thought
It was growing pains, oh no no
