The Women of SNL (2010)

Actors

• Snoop Dogg (actor)
• Will Ferrell (actor)
• Will Ferrell (actor)
• Will Ferrell (actor)
• Will Ferrell (actor)
• Dan Aykroyd (actor)
• Dan Aykroyd (actor)
• Alec Baldwin (actor)
• Eddie Murphy (actor)
• Lorne Michaels (producer)
• Chevy Chase (actor)
• Candice Bergen (actress)
• Christopher Walken (actor)
• Betty White (actress)
• Paul Miller (director)

Genres

• Comedy

Auto Focus (2002)

Actors

• Ed Begley Jr. (actor)
• Michael McKean (actor)
• Willem Dafoe (actor)
• Olivia Saint (actress)
• Michael Barnes (miscellaneous crew)
• John Kapelos (actor)
• Angelo Badalamenti (composer)
• Rita Wilson (actress)
• Greg Kinnear (actor)
• Kurt Fuller (actor)
• Paul Schrader (director)
• Joe Grifasi (actor)
• Maria Bello (actress)
• Maria Bello (actress)
• Maria Bello (actress)

Genres

• Biography
• Crime
• Drama

Taglines:

A day without sex is a day wasted.

Quotes:

[watching their videotaped orgy]::Bob Crane: What is that on my ass?::John Carpenter: That is my hand.::Bob Crane: Rubbing my ass?::John Carpenter: So what?::Bob Crane: Your fingers are up my cheeks. What you doing in there?::John Carpenter: lt's an orgy, Bob.::Bob Crane: So you can just touch my ass?::John Carpenter: I thought you liked it. - I thought it was her! God! What's the difference?::Bob Crane: The difference? You got your fingers up my asshole!::John Carpenter: Sorry.::Bob Crane: Fuck you very much.::John Carpenter: Bob, I said I'm sorry... It's a group grope!

Lenny: Sex is not the answer.::Bob Crane: I know that Lenny, it's the question. 'Yes' is the answer.

[dream sequence]::Bob Crane Jr. at 12: Go balls deep, pop!

Bob Crane: A day without sex...::John Carpenter: ...is a day wasted!

Bob Crane: Mel, I thought you were a fellow entertainer.::Mel Rosen: I'm also a Jew.::Bob Crane: It's the same thing!

Patricia Olson: We're in the show together. We have to keep up the appearance of respectability.::Bob Crane: I can be very respectable.

John Carpenter: Do you know what time it is? It's FUCK time!

Bob Crane: I'm a normal, red-blooded American man. I like to look at naked women. I love breasts, any kind. I love 'em! Boobs, bazooms, balloons, bags, bazongas. The bigger, the better. Nipples like udders, nipples like saucers, big pale rosy-brown nipples. Little bitty baby nipples. Real or fake, what's the difference? I like tits. Who's kidding who? Tits are great!

Interviewer: You've been married to your high school sweetheart for sixteen years.::Bob Crane: Fifteen, actually.::Interviewer: Fifteen years. How do you do it? What's your secret?::Bob Crane: Three words: Don't... make... waves. As every sailor knows, when one set of waves meets another set of waves, it can set up some chop. And when three sets of waves come together, it can make for some mighty rough sailing. It also helps sometimes to have a harmless safety valve. So when I get tense, I blow off steam. And so, when it comes to my own family, I don't make waves.::Interviewer: That's inspirational. You're a fortunate man.::Bob Crane: Yes. Yes, I am.

Saturday Night Live: Game Show Parodies (2000)

Actors

• Tom Hanks (actor)
• Billy Crystal (actor)
• Ben Stiller (actor)
• Steve Martin (actor)
• Will Ferrell (actor)
• Will Ferrell (actor)
• Dan Aykroyd (actor)
• Chris Rock (actor)
• Adam Sandler (actor)
• Mike Myers (actor)
• Mike Myers (actor)
• Lorne Michaels (producer)
• Chevy Chase (actor)
• Chevy Chase (actor)
• Martin Short (actor)

Genres

• Comedy

Quotes:

[the catagory is Famous Titles]::Sean Connery: I'll take Famous Titties for $200.

Alex Trebek: Well that's it for Celebrity Jeopardy! I'm going home and putting a gun in my mouth.

Adam Sandler: [singing] Robert DeNiro/Bela Lugosi/Snuffalupagus and Parker Posey.

Alex Trebeck: Mr. Reynolds, it's your board, pick a category.::Burt Reynolds: I'll take the dog one.::Alex Trebeck: Alright, words that rhyme with dog for 400. And the answer is 'It's been a "Hard Days Night" I should be sleeping like a "this".' Burt Reynolds::Burt Reynolds: Chinese whore.::Alex Trebeck: No. John Travolta.::John Travolta: Chinese whore doesn't rhyme with dog.::Alex Trebeck: That's why it was a wrong answer. Mr. Keaton.::Michael Keaton: I am Batman.::Alex Trebeck: No, you are not.

[during Final Jeopardy category of "Write any number"]::Alex Trebek: Let's go to Sean Connery and his response was "Below". That's not a number. How much did you risk? "me Trebek!" "Below me Trebek, Below me Trebek". I don't get it.::Sean Connery: Neither did your mother last night, Trebek.

Alex Trebek: This is a video Daily Double.::Ricky Martin: [film clip of Ricky Martin singing "Hot, Hot, Hot!" while holding a tea cup] What type of tea is in my cup?::Keanu Reaves: Is it iced tea?::Alex Trebek: No, it is not iced tea, you moron!::Keanu Reaves: Then, I'm afraid I don't know.

Alex Trebek: Alright Adam Sandler, you wrote down; 'Abbie Doobie'.::Adam Sandler: [Incoherently] Abie Doobie da, wooloola wooloola ah oole boole.::Alex Trebek: I feel like I want to punch you.

Alex Trebek: Before we begin our Double Jeopardy round, I want to ask our contestants once again, please refrain from using ethnic slurs.

The Restless Years (1977)

Actors

• Ron Haddrick (actor)
• John Ewart (actor)
• Josef d'Bache-Kane (editor)
• Todd Boyce (actor)
• Lynette Curran (actress)
• Mark Lee (actor)
• David Argue (actor)
• Peter Phelps (actor)
• Don Barker (actor)
• Diane Craig (actress)
• Noel Trevarthen (actor)
• Peter Whitford (actor)
• Redmond Phillips (actor)
• Simon Burke (actor)
• Deborah Kennedy (actress)

Genres

Dawson, Richard Filmography

• 2009 Game Show Awards
  2009, role: actor , character name: Himself - Interviewee
• Playboy: 50 Years of Playmates
  2004, role: actor , character name: Himself
• The Most Outrageous Game Show Moments
  2002, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Playboy: The Party Continues
  2000, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Family Feud
  1988, role: actor , character name: Host
• Richard Dawson and You Bet Your Life
  1988, role: actor , character name: Himself - Host
• The Running Man
  1987, role: actor , character name: Damon Killian
• Dorothy Stratten: The Untold Story
  1985, role: actor , character name: Himself
• TV's Funniest Game Show Moments
  1984, role: actor , character name: Himself
• The 8th Annual Daytime Emmy Awards
  1981, role: actor , character name: Himself - Nominee
• Bizarre
  1980, role: actor , character name: Himself - Host
• Playboy's Roller Disco & Pajama Party
  1979, role: actor , character name: Himself - Host
• The 5th Annual Daytime Emmy Awards
  1978, role: actor , character name: Himself
• How to Pick Up Girls!
  1978, role: actor , character name: Chandler Corey
• All-Star Family Feud Special
  1977, role: actor , character name: Host
• US Against the World
  1977, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Family Feud
  1976, role: actor , character name: Host
• I've Got a Secret
  1976, role: actor , character name: panelist
• I've Got a Secret
  1976, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Match Game PM
  1975, role: actor , character name: Panelist
• Hong Kong Phooey
  1974, role: actor
• Masquerade Party
  1974, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Tattletales
  1974, role: actor , character name: Substitute Host
• Masquerade Party
  1974, role: actor , character name: Host
• Tattletales
  1974, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Treasure Island
  1973, role: actor , character name: Captain Smollett
• Keep an Eye on Denise
  1973, role: actor
• Cop Out!
  1972, role: actor , character name: Himself
• I've Got a Secret
  1972, role: actor , character name: Himself
• I've Got a Secret
  1972, role: actor , character name: panelist
• Can You Top This
  1970, role: actor , character name: joke teller
• Can You Top This
  1970, role: actor , character name: Himself
• The Devil's Brigade
  1968, role: actor , character name: Pvt. Hugh MacDonald
• Munster, Go Home!
  1966, role: actor , character name: Joey
• Out of Sight
  1966, role: actor , character name: Agent
• King Rat
  1965, role: actor , character name: Weaver
• Promises... Promises!
  1963, role: actor
• The Longest Day
  1962, role: actor , character name: British Soldier
• The Royal Variety Show
  1960, role: actor , character name: Himself
• The Diana Dors Show
  1959, role: actor , character name: Himself

Dawson, Richard Filmography

• What Happened to the Rabbit?
  2006, role: actor , character name: Rory Challenger
• Purely Belter
  2000, role: actor , character name: Bright boy

Dawson, Richard Filmography

• Scribble
  2004, role: producer
• The Lift
  2004, role: producer