‘Why would I want to date you? I’m already married to you. Would that not be a bit, I don’t know, weird?’

Edit The Irish Times 27 Jun 2015
Naturally enough, I’m like, “Dates? What are you talking about?” I put the bags in the boot of the Lambo, then I slam it shut. She goes, “Do you remember my friend Maolisa, spelt the Irish way – she did a Masters in HRM and organisational behaviour in the Smurfit School of Business?” Listen up. the Rossmeister speaks ... ... ... ... Sorcha goes, “Date her? Ross, I’m talking about me and you going out for dinner with her and her husband, Ailill.”....

10 Badass Medieval Monarchs With Obnoxious Nicknames

Edit ListVerse 12 Nov 2013
Sam Lasman November 12, 2013 ... 200 ... This sobriquet originated when the infant Lugaid suckled at the teats of a hunting dog belonging to his stepfather, Ailill “Nude-Ear.” ... Lugaid returned to his stepfather Ailill’s court, but the old man was not in a forgiving mood ... The infected wound festered for three days, while Mac Con attempted to escape, but one of Ailill’s warriors caught up with him and speared him in the face ... ....
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