What Happens in Vegas (2008)
Actors:
Christophe Beck (composer),
Wendy Cohen (miscellaneous crew),
Cameron Diaz (actress),
Rana Morrison (actress),
Queen Latifah (actress),
Arnon Milchan (producer),
Dennis Miller (actor),
Jason Sudeikis (actor),
Ashton Kutcher (actor),
Treat Williams (actor),
Dennis Farina (actor),
Rob Corddry (actor),
Zach Galifianakis (actor),
Christina Hwang (miscellaneous crew),
Shawn Levy (producer),
Plot: Set in Sin City, story revolves around two people who discover they've gotten married following a night of debauchery, with one of them winning a huge jackpot after playing the other's quarter. Unhappy pair try to undermine each other and get their hands on the money -- falling in love along the way.
Keywords: bar, bare-chested-male, bartender, basketball, beach, birthday-party, black-eye, broken-engagement, brooklyn-new-york-city, camera-phone
Genres:
Comedy,
Romance,
Taglines: Get Lucky. It's a battle of the sexes and they're playing dirty.
Quotes:
Mason: [after being punched in the nuts] Why?::Tipper: You know why!
[after Joy is dumped by her fiancé]::Tipper: You know what? I can get a couple of my brother's loser ass friends to go over to Mason's apartment , knock on the door and when he opens it wham! They'll junk-punch him all up in his man business and he'll fall to the floor whaling and crying "why?" and then we'll say "you know why!"::Joy McNally: Wow! Did you just make that up?::Tipper: No, I thought about it a lot on the way over
Dave the Bear: Do you even know how to drive an automatic?
Tipper: You know why.
Jack Fuller: [standing outside the bathroom door] Can you hurry up?::Joy McNally: [from inside the bathroom, taking her time] Almost done! [walks into the kitchen to find Jack pissing in their sink]::Jack Fuller: Oh yeah, this is really happening. Oh, and it's your day for dishes.
Hater: I'm the law, bitch!
Jack Fuller: How hard can it be?::Joy McNally: I know how hard it isn't.
Jack Fuller: ...We got robbed. All they took was the door.
Jack Fuller Sr.: You're like a son to me.::Jack Fuller: Dad, I am your son.
Banger: So you're the lucky guy?::Jack Fuller: Yeah, Jack Fuller [shakes Banger's hand]::Banger: Hi, i'm Richard Banger, you're in my seat!::Jack Fuller: Hold on a second, your name is Richard Banger?::Banger: Yeah!::Jack Fuller: So your name is Dick Banger! Dick Banger! Dick Banger!, you my friend have supplied us with jokes for the whole weekend.::Banger: And you must be Jack? Jack off! Jack off!, give it to me baby!::[Jack & Banger embrace each other]::Jack Fuller: And the old man is quick enough to think of a comeback::Jack Fuller: Jack off!, I actually like that