Black, Jack Filmography

• Kung Fu Panda 3 (2016)
• Wild Oats (2012)
• Nickelodeon Kids' Choice Awards 2012 (2012)
• Untitled Michael Diliberti/Jack Black Project (2012)
• The Roadie (2012)
• All in for the 99% (2012)
• First Look: Ultimate Teaser Trailer (2012)
• OFF! - Wrong with Jack Black (2012)
• MTV Video Music Awards 2011 (2011)
• A Decade of Difference: A Concert Celebrating 10 Years of the William J. Clinton Foundation (2011)
• Red Band Trailer Hosted by Diablo Cody (2011)
• Kung Fu Panda: Secrets of the Masters (2011)
• Kung Fu Panda 2 (2011)
• Bernie (2011)
• School of Rock 2: America Rocks (2011)
• Clinton Foundation: Celebrity Division (2011)
• Conan O'Brien Can't Stop (2011)
• Shredd (2011)
• Will Ferrell: Mark Twain Prize (2011)
• The Muppets (2011)
• The Big Fat Quiz of the Year (2011)
• Nickelodeon's Kids Choice Awards 2011 (2011)
• My Life As an Experiment (2011)
• Fight for Your Right Revisited (2011)
• The American Cinematheque Tribute to Robert Downey Jr (2011)
• I.Am First: Science Is Rock & Roll (2011)
• The Big Year (2011)
• Gulliver's Travels (2010)
• Hope for Haiti Now: A Global Benefit for Earthquake Relief (2010)
• Untitled Jack Black Project (2010)
• Rush: Beyond the Lighted Stage (2010)
• Kung Fu Panda Holiday Special (2010)
• Gulliver's Travels (2010)
• The 51st Annual Grammy Awards (2009)
• Nickelodeon Kids' Choice Awards 2009 (2009)
• In the Attic with Pete Townshend & Friends (2009)
• Almost Famous II (2009)
• Branson (2009)
• Year One (2009)
• The Kennedy Center Honors: A Celebration of the Performing Arts (2009)
• MTV Video Music Awards 2009 (2009)
• The 81st Annual Academy Awards (2009)
• Spike TV VGA Video Game Awards (2009)
• We Are One: The Obama Inaugural Celebration at the Lincoln Memorial (2009)
• Stand Up to Cancer (2008)
• The Kennedy Center Honors: A Celebration of the Performing Arts (2008)
• Be Kind Rewind (2008)
• D Tour: A Tenacious Documentary (2008)
• Death Ray (2008)
• Death Ray (2008)
• D Tour: A Tenacious Documentary (2008)
• Water and Power (2008)
• Press Pass (2008)
• Festival Updates (2008)
• Kung Fu Panda (2008)
• Kung Fu Panda: Secrets of the Furious Five (2008)
• 2008 MTV Movie Awards (2008)
• Nickelodeon Kids' Choice Awards 2008 (2008)
• Prop 8: The Musical (2008)
• VH1 Rock Honors: The Who (2008)
• Tropic Thunder: Rain of Madness (2008)
• Spike TV VGA Video Game Awards (2008)
• Tropic Thunder (2008)
• Margot at the Wedding (2007)
• Acceptable TV (2007)
• Nickelodeon Kids' Choice Awards '07 (2007)
• Deep Inside the Kid's Choice Awards (2007)
• Rad Brad, Modern Warrior (2007)
• The 79th Annual Academy Awards (2007)
• Walk Hard: The Dewey Cox Story (2007)
• The Making of 'The Pick of Destiny' (2007)
• Year of the Dog (2007)
• The Lewis Lectures (2007)
• Tenacious D: For the Ladies (2007)
• Tenacious D: Live in Seattle (2007)
• Maquillando entre monstruos (2007)
• Channel 101 (2006)
• Nacho Libre (2006)
• Night of Too Many Stars: An Overbooked Event for Autism Education (2006)
• Danny Roane: First Time Director (2006)
• Kong's New York, 1933 (2006)
• Nacho Libre (2006)
• The Holiday (2006)
• Nickelodeon Kids' Choice Awards '06 (2006)
• Channel 101 (2006)
• Exposure (2006)
• Tenacious D in The Pick of Destiny (2006)
• Recreating the Eighth Wonder: The Making of 'King Kong' (2006)
• Tenacious D in The Pick of Destiny (2006)
• Tenacious D in The Pick of Destiny (2006)
• The British Comedy Awards 2006 Live (2006)
• MTV Video Music Awards 2006 (2006)
• King Kong (2005)
• It's All Gone King Kong (2005)
• A Fishified World (2005)
• King Kong: The Post-Production Diaries (2005)
• Awesometown (2005)
• King Kong: Peter Jackson's Production Diaries (2005)
• Sci Fi Inside: 'King Kong' (2005)
• Shelter from the Storm: A Concert for the Gulf Coast (2005)
• Spike TV VGA Video Game Awards (2005)
• Earth to America (2005)
• Star Fish of 'Shark Tale' (2005)
• Wish You Were Here: A Look Inside 'King Kong' (2005)
• Shark Tale: Gettin' Fishy with It (2004)
• Envy (2004)
• The 46th Annual Grammy Awards (2004)
• Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy (2004)
• Laser Fart (2004)
• Shark Tale (2004)
• The 76th Annual Academy Awards (2004)
• Bar Mitzvah Bash! (2004)
• The British Comedy Awards 2004 (2004)
• The 61st Annual Golden Globe Awards (2004)
• 2004 MTV Movie Awards (2004)
• Tenacious D: The Complete Masterworks (2003)
• Fake Movies (2003)
• Late Night with Conan O'Brien: 10th Anniversary Special (2003)
• Melvin Goes to Dinner (2003)
• MTV Europe Music Awards 2003 (2003)
• MTV New Year's Eve Live 2003 (2003)
• MTV Video Music Awards 2003 (2003)
• Night of Too Many Stars (2003)
• The School of Rock (2003)
• 60 Spins Around the Sun (2003)
• Tenacious D: The Complete Masterworks (2003)
• Tenacious D: The Complete Masterworks (2003)
• Fake Movies (2003)
• The Teen Choice Awards 2002 (2002)
• 2002 MTV Movie Awards (2002)
• Panic Room with Will Ferrell (2002)
• Lord of the Piercing (2002)
• Orange County (2002)
• Ice Age (2002)
• Run Ronnie Run (2002)
• Jack Black: Spider-Man (2002)
• Frank's Book (2001)
• Saving Silverman (2001)
• Shallow Hal (2001)
• High Fidelity (2000)
• 2000 Blockbuster Entertainment Awards (2000)
• The Love Letter (1999)
• Jesus' Son (1999)
• Cradle Will Rock (1999)
• Heat Vision and Jack (1999)
• Johnny Skidmarks (1998)
• Enemy of the State (1998)
• I Still Know What You Did Last Summer (1998)
• Bongwater (1997)
• The Jackal (1997)
• Tenacious D (1997)
• Tenacious D (1997)
• The Cable Guy (1996)
• Mars Attacks! (1996)
• Crossworlds (1996)
• Bio-Dome (1996)
• The Fan (1996)
• Dead Man Walking (1995)
• Waterworld (1995)
• Bye Bye Love (1995)
• The Innocent (1994)
• Blind Justice (1994)
• The Neverending Story III (1994)
• Airborne (1993)
• Marked for Murder (1993)
• Demolition Man (1993)
• Bob Roberts (1992)
• Our Shining Moment (1991)

Jack, Black Filmography

• It's Showtime (1976)
• Bandits of the West (1953)
• El Paso Stampede (1953)
• Savage Frontier (1953)
• Marshal of Cedar Rock (1953)
• Desperadoes' Outpost (1952)
• Thundering Caravans (1952)
• Leadville Gunslinger (1952)
• Black Hills Ambush (1952)
• Captive of Billy the Kid (1952)
• Wells Fargo Gunmaster (1951)
• Desert of Lost Men (1951)
• Fort Dodge Stampede (1951)
• Night Riders of Montana (1951)
• Rough Riders of Durango (1951)
• Frisco Tornado (1950)
• Gunmen of Abilene (1950)
• Covered Wagon Raid (1950)
• Code of the Silver Sage (1950)
• Vigilante Hideout (1950)
• Rustlers on Horseback (1950)
• Salt Lake Raiders (1950)
• Trail of Robin Hood (1950)
• Powder River Rustlers (1949)
• Frontier Investigator (1949)
• Bandit King of Texas (1949)
• Death Valley Gunfighter (1949)
• Navajo Trail Raiders (1949)
• Sheriff of Wichita (1949)
• The Wyoming Bandit (1949)
• Marshal of Amarillo (1948)
• Oklahoma Badlands (1948)
• Renegades of Sonora (1948)
• Desperadoes of Dodge City (1948)
• Carson City Raiders (1948)
• Sundown in Santa Fe (1948)
• The Bold Frontiersman (1948)
• The Denver Kid (1948)
• The Wild Frontier (1947)
• Bandits of Dark Canyon (1947)

Jack, Black Filmography

• Private Manstars 03: Gay Orgies (2005)
• Marc Anthony (2003)
• Private Man No. 6: Graduation Gay (2003)

Famous quotes by Jack Black:

"We're in the dark ages if J-Lo can have a music career because of her ass. And let's face it, that's it."

"There's nothing you can really do to prepare to rock. Do you prepare to eat a delicious meal? Are you hungry? Then you're gonna eat it."

"The movie Spinal Tap rocked my world. It's for rock what The Sound of Music was for hills. They really nailed how dumb rock can be."

"I'd rather be the king of kids, than the prince of fools."

"It was really difficult to get any golf matches because everybody was already booked up."

"You're asking me to choose between two children, the one that pays more and the one that I secretly love more. With the acting, it's somebody else's brainchild, and I'm just sort of helping flesh it out; with the music, there's a special satisfaction to being the brains behind the operation."

"Don't be celebrities, because then you go cuckoo for Cocoa Puffs, You don't want that, do you?"

"I played, like, a year of piano until I learned the Pink Panther theme. That was my goal. Once I was good enough, I quit. Now my music has to have some rock."

"Are you ready to have your mind blown apart by the most awesome show in the universe. ... Tonight is your night to rage against the machine."

"Never for a second did I think of myself as the sexiest guy in the world. When I was a kid, I thought I was the strongest man in the world. Then, the fastest runner and then the smartest person in the world. One by one my delusions got shut down. Now I just see myself as the lamest guy in the world."

"Push-ups, sit-ups, and a strict diet of raisins. That's my plan."

"Back in the '70s, like one of my favorite movies ever was 'The Bad News Bears', and that was a kids' movie, but I don't think of it that way. I think of it as just a great movie because Walter Matthau was so funny and so harsh with those kids."

"You must never underestimate the power of the eyebrow."

"My parents were very supportive of me and my artistic endeavours. My father and mother came to every school play I ever did."

"With the acting, it's somebody else's brainchild, and I'm just sort of helping flesh it out. There's a special satisfaction to being the brains behind the operation."

"When you think about rock at its origin, and you think of the Beatles and millions of kids screaming as loud as they can and running as fast as they can towards the Beatles, there's no one who is that kind of lightning rod, who commands that kind of power and has that kind of creative magma."

"I played, like, a year of piano until I learned the 'Pink Panther' theme. That was my goal. Once I was good enough, I quit. Now my music has to have some rock."

"My children are magical creatures and I love them to death."

"I'm gonna drop fitty. I'm gonna drop fitty pounds. How many quarter-pounders with cheeses is that? I'm gonna drop 200 quarter-pounder with cheeses."

"The real challenge is if you don't look super sexy, like a Brad Pitt, you're going to have to try harder. You're going to have to make up for it in other ways."