I don´t want your herpes two
I don´t want your herpes two
And if you give me your herpes two
Bitch, I´m gonna kill you
She went to the store to buy some slurpers
Two weeks later she came home with herpes
I just do no more than spank her
On her twat she´s got a herpes chancre
She hangs out with a colony of whores
Now she´s hosting a colony of scores
I´m gonna give this bitch slaps
She has sores on her piss flaps
One thing that is very certain
She´s got sores on her beef curtain
The sores are spreading down her legs
They look like some scrambled eggs
She´s got pus running down to her knees
You know she´s packed another disease
She thinks every sex nookle is handy
The sores are doing a yanky-doodle-dandy
I don´t want your herpes two
(I don´t want it either!)
Bitch you belong in a zoo
And if you give me your herpes two
Slut, I´m gonna kill you
She now has herpes, she´s got hte most
I don´t want your herpes two
Bitch, you belong in a zoo
If you give me herpes two
Swear I´m gonna kill you
For all the sleazy guys she´s grossed
She is now the local herpes host
I don´t want to get no disease
She´s packing the herpes
Herpes two, slut, you belong in the zoo
And if you give me herpes two
I´m gonna kill you
The smell is getting very sour
The infection is growing by the hour
And I don´t want no funky disease
Like your junkie disease
I don´t want your herpes two
I´m gonna have to kill you
And if you give me your herpes two
All women are insane
Some were born with no brain
They bitch and cuss on the rag
Know they are one hell of a drag
If everything don’t go their way
They must fuck and suck me for their pay
Males are superior
Females are inferior
Im going in an east direction
She´s showin’ yeast infection
It´s mind boggling to watch
The blood dripping from her crotch
Instead of being out on the road for a screw
They want you to stay home and cuddle too
The orgasms she wants to fake that ain´t right
Now its anohter headache tonight
Shes Dumb she think theres another women to take me away
But she´s the only one to give me a lay
All women are insane
I'm lookin' for a chick that wears a ring
Cause one night stands are my thing
Your marriage means nothin' to me
I'm totally into adultery
It's our secret between just you and me
That we're into committing adultery
She was feeling all alone
She called me up on the telephone
She said,Hey stud let's go out for dinner
Cause she knows I'm one hell of a sinner
It's our secret between just you and me
That we love to committ adultery
Adultery
That's the life for you and me
Adultery
That's the life for you and me
Now it's time that we hit the sack
I'm gonna pull out and come on your back
I don't want your old man knowin' I was there
So he will still chow down in your pubic hair
It's our secret between just you and me
That we love to committ adultery
Adultery,that's the life for you and me yeah
Adultery,that's the life for you and me slut
You and me naked together had fun
I hope you and your husband enjoy raisin' my son
We were drunk and feelin' fine
I just hope my son has a dick like mine
It's our secret between just you and me
That we love to committ adultery
Adultery,that's the life for you and me slut
Adultery,that's the life for you and me yeah
Adultery,that's the life for you and me
I got a donkey dick, it'll make you sick
I got a donkey dick, it's big and thick
I got a donkey dick, it's a hell of a fact
I got a donkey dick, it's where it's at
I've got a great big donkey dong
It's over 15 inches long
I've got a great big donkey prick
So shut up bitch and suck my dick
I got a donkey dig, it's big and long and white
I got a donkey dick, it packs a lot of might
I got a donkey dick, it's fucked old bags
I got a donkey dick, it's so long, it brags
I've got a great big donkey dong
It's over 15 inches long
I've got a great big donkey dong
So shut up, bitch, and listen to the song
I got a donkey dick, it will pass your test
I got a donkey dick, you will say it's the best
I got a donkey dick, and I'm not a real goal
I got a donkey dick, and it will really pack coal
I've got a great big donkey dong
It's over 15 inches long
I've got a great big donkey dick
So shut up bitch and lick my prick
Donkey dick, donkey dick
I got a donkey dick
I got a donkey dick, it's a real fact
I got a donkey dick, it's where it's at
Donkey dick, suck my prick
Wine you and dine you
Baby yer so fine
Wine you and dine you
Let´s sixty nine
Lets go yer house
And kick back in the shade
Take off yer blouse
It´s time to get laid
Wine you and dine you
Yer so sweet
Wine you and dine you
Choice hunk of meat
I´m a nice guy, on the right track
Let´s get high and jump into the sack
wine you and dine you
wine you
Wine you and dine you
And give you flowers
Wine you and dine you
With golden showers
Pop the cork
Gimme a glub of champagne
I´m no dork
A thug with a brain
Wine you and dine you
Wine you
Wine her dine her
Let me tell you what happened the other day
Met this woman I took home to lay
I went over to the sleasy diner
Met this wench sporting a shiner
She said Duce,kick back and don't be bored
I'm goin' down to satisfy the landlord
Kickin' back at the pad where we stay
Watchin 3 stooges and cartoons all day
She sexually satisfies the wrinkled man for his thrill
So I don't have to worry about all the expensive bills
She's a white trashy woman and I love her cause I don't have to work
Yeah
She's kinda funny and kinda rude
She hooks for money and shoplifts for food
She provides the money where we stay
Heck,there ain't any other way
She's my white trash woman and I use her so I don't have to work
Yeah
I wonder if every day was like this
I saw her here yesterday at the diner give every sleasy guy a kiss
It's the time for the thrills
I got an assortment of knockout pills
Soon you'll be lyin' in my bed
I know you'll be givin' head
This is what I got for you
A ton of drugs to do
So shut up and listen to this
Now take qualludes and thorazine
Heroin and morophine
Reds dilaudid percodan valium codeine number 4
Alcohol sleep eze marijuana romilar niquil loads
Angel dust librium
Take tons of it baby
Take it all
And we'll be naked
Ballin' together
Qualludes and morophine,heroin and thorazine
Reds dilaudid percodan valium codeine number 4
Alcohol sleep eze marijuana romilar niquil loads
Angel dust
C'mon baby,do as I say
It's the only way I'll get my lay
Up the dose and we'll be naked today
Rubbin' our sex organs together
Qualludes and morophine
Heroin and thorazine
Reds dilaudid
Percodan and valium too
Now take the codeine number 4 alcohol sleep eze
Marijuana romilar niquil loads angel dust librium
Mandrax glue mda
And we'll be naked
It's the only way
When you're high on drugs
It's how I get my lay
Qualludes and morophinem,heroin and thorazine
Mda codeine alcohol
Up the dose,up the dose,we have so much fun
Up the dose,you can have my son
Up the dose and we'll be naked together
Qualludes and morophine,Heroin and thorazine
Reds dilaudid percodan and mandrax
Sniff some glue
I´m the one that can make you come
I´m the one who can make you high
I´m the one who´s a lot more fun
So run away from that guy
I´m the one who has hard meat
Leave yer man its time to cheat
Keep yer eye on the clock
When the bell rings it´s time for cock
Split the square
You know where
Split the square
And I´ll meet you there
I´m the one who can make you come
A drunken bed hoppin´ bum
Get you drunk on cheap wine
Then let´s get naked and sixty nine
Split the square
And I´ll meet you there
Split the square
For the man with no hair
Lets get us a cheap motel
That´s how ya fuck old El
All things that we planned
Get away from yer man
Split the square
And I´ll be there
The bald man with no hair
Split the square
We´re creepy crawlin´ through the night
We´re lookin´ for some pussy good and tight
Hopefully you will be drunk and asleep
For us to sink our dicks in deep
Little Betty wasn´t too frisky
When she passed out from the whiskey
Then we gave her knock-out pills
To help us get out thrills
Now she´s conked out from whiskey and wine
it´s time for us to form a line
She was passed out and stripped in bed
We knew that she would give us some head
We´re the sleep bandits, can you stand it
We´re the sleep bandits, can you stand it
I´m a sleep bandit, can you stand it
Sleep bandit, can you stand it
First in line came good ol´ El
And I say she´s starting to smell
Next in line with a rubber came sickie
Then Red Dog for a quickie
After that came Don Scary
Who said she was a disgrace
On her head he jacked off,
Right on her face
After that came Danny Grey
It´s been ten years since his last lay
Think of this when you drink up your next brew
Will the next sleepy victim be you?
I´m the sleep bandits, can you stand it
I´m the sleep bandits, can you stand it
Next in Line came our good buddy Mills
He´s the one who brought the knockout pills
After that we charged five bucks
So the whole party could get some fucks
I´m the sleep bandits, can you stand it
I´m the sleep bandits, can you stand it
I´m the sleep bandits, can you stand it
Shocked & grossed, shocked & grossed
I´m Shocked & grossed
Shocked & grossed, shocked & grossed
Shoked again
Shocked & grossed, shocked & grossed
I´m throughly shocked
Shocked & grossed, shocked & grossed
Shoked again
I´m Shocked & grossed to the max
I saw you the other night with a loser
And you wonder why I´m a boozer
I see you give these creeps some screws
And now you pack their name as tattoos
I´m shocked & grossed so throughly to the max
Because I´m shocked & grossed to the max
I´m shocked & grossed so throughly to the max
I´m shocked & grossed out to the max
Every guy I see you with are all monkeys
And your other lovers are freaks or junkies
And now you act like you don´t care
You got stringbeans and spaghetti for you hair
I´m shocked & grossed to the max
All over your face I see tons of zits
And to gross me out even more
She´s got hairy arm pits
You lost your looks and you lost your charms
You got needle tracks running down your arms
Hey there young sweet little girl
I´ll teach ya how to fuck
Pull down my pants over here and I´ll teach ya how to suck
I´m a prevert in the nation
Teaching yer children all about the sex education
In the school system
I´m a mentor
I´ll make yer daughters cunt
Red and sore
She´s just 13
With torpedo tits
Hey Dennis Ruley
Ain´t that the shit
She´s into sex education
And I am the biggest pervert teacher in the nation
Your daughter she´s mine
So fresh off the vine
It´s sex education
I´m the biggest pervert in the nation
Your daughter is learning sex education
In the high school im the most perverted in the nation
I´m the teacher in sex education
The biggest pervert in the nation
Come little girl it´s time to learn
How to move your butt and make it churn
Get off your back and service me or be smacked
Bend on over here, I´m putting pain on your rear
Brains in her head she lacks
So service me or be smacked
I do it with every chick
Many shits I have packed
I know I´m just a bum
Beat your ass just like a drum
Listen bitch, do as I say
Service me or be smacked
I can replace you some day
Brains in her head she obviously lacks
While I´m kickin´ back drinkin´ my cum
Service me or be smacked
Service me or be smacked
Kiss my feet, lick my toes
Toejam is going up your nose
Your shits I have packed
Service me or be smacked
Punchin´ and kickin´ your fuckin´ ass
Sluggin´ and beltin´, it´s a gas
Whoppin´ and poppin´, drinkin´ beers
kickin´ and gougin´, causin´ tears
After Fellatio to the shed we will go
Don´t cause a big divorce...
Or you won´t get intercourse
When she gets whipped she has to yell
But her shits, they can smell
Here comes my secretary hump
I'm gonna cram my dick up her rump
She works all day from nine to five
She's kickin' up my sex drive
Now I'm gonna open her mouth real wide
And cram my big dick inside
Now,I'm just an executive on the job
And I'm just a horny slob
Here comes my secretary hump
Gonna cram my dick up her rump
Then I'm gonna open her pussy lips real wide
Then I'm gonna cram my infected dick inside
Oh gettin' my urge up
She looks so sexy
Long fingernails,short little skirt
Can't hold back any longer
Can't stop myself
Ha,ha,ha,ha,rape,rape,rape,rape,rape,take charge
Here comes my secretary hump
Gonna cram my dick up her rump
Then I'm gonna spread her butt cheeks real wide
And hock a luggie inside
She knew what to do around the clock
She knew how to blow my cock
She knew what to do when hired
If she doesn't put out,she's fired
Ah,you want to raise a baby?
Get it on with big,boss,daddy man
Don't look at me like you're too smart
You're just a little tart
You want a raise?
Unzip my zipper,I'll give you a raise
It´s the sandwich of love, one below and one above
In the sandwich of love, crustin´ and grossin´
She hasn´t been laid in days
Now she´s covered in Mayonnaise
She´s a woman with no soul
She´s got a guy in every hole
This is fun and sweet
We´re the buns and she´s the meat
In the sandwich of love, one below and one above
Over her body we shall roam
Let´s hope she used birth-control foam
Even if she didn´t who cares
When we play our musical chairs
Crustin´, grossin´,maxin´...
It´s the sandwich of love, it´s the sandwich of love
One below and one above
In the sandwich of love, crustin´ and grossin´
Come on guys, let´s put on a rubber
And dig into her blubber
Duce has to prove to be crass
He sticks his dick right up her ass
Sickie goes for a mount up front
He sticks his throbbing sickle in her cunt
Mr. can´t was recovering from mace
So he sat on her head and jacked in her face
In the sandwich of love, one below and one above
Suck and fuck and cook and clean
Baby you know what I mean
You gotta do it every day
Suck and fuck and cook and clean
Slut you know what I mean
It's your daily routine
First you suck
Then you fuck
Then you cook
And last you clean
Suck and fuck and cook and clean
Baby do you know what I mean?
I'm the king of the castle
Suck and fuck and cook and clean
Baby you know what I mean
Don't give me a hassle
First you suck
Then you Fuck
Then you cook
And last you clean
Suck and fuck
Cook and clean
Come on slut
You know what the hell I mean
If you want to please your master
You got to do it faster
If you want to be my wife
You got to do it all the rest of your life
First you suck,slut
Then you fuck,yeah you dumb airhead
Then you cook,eat lots of food
Then you clean my pad
Wash my socks,scrub my ass
Draw me a bath bitch
Then you cook me a feast
Yeah
Then you clean,scrub my pad throughly
Suck and fuck and cook and clean
Slut,you know it's your future
If you know what I mean
Suck and fuck and cook and clean
I went out drinkin',drinkin' with the boys
I had to do it to get all my joys
I got drunk,so high on some booze
Comin home baby,to give you a bruise
Rock 'em,Sock 'em,it's a gas
Rock 'em,Sock 'em,gonna kick your ass
Rock 'em,Sock 'em,it's a gas
Gonna come home drunk
And kick your big,fat ass
Seein' other guys
With the makeup all over your eyes
I had to learn her the law of the land
I showed her the power of my back hand
Rock 'em,Sock 'em,it's a gas
Rock 'em,Sock 'em,gonna kick your ass
Rock 'em,Sock 'em,it's a gas
Gonna come home drunk little woman
And kick your big,slutty ass
And I'm gonna beat you
And whip you with my belts
On your face I'm gonna leave some bruises
On your ass I'll leave some welts
No no,I don't want to miss her
Gonna pop her in the kisser
No no,I don't want to hear you nag
Gonna use your face for a punching bag
Beat you and beat you and beat you and beat you
I'm gonna punch you where you kiss
And I'm gonna beat you baby
If you love me,drink my piss
Rock 'em,Sock 'em,it's a gas
Rock 'em,Sock 'em,gonna kick your ass
Rock 'em,Sock 'em,it's a gas
Gonna come home drunk and kick your big,fat ass
Pig beating pig beating pig beating
That's how I get my kicks
Take that slut
Oh oh,this time I don't want to miss her
Gonna punch her in the kisser
Oh oh,don't want to listen to you nag
My bitch is on the rag
Bloody cunt is such a drag
My bitch is on the rag
Oh she's such a nag
Ran and jumped and splashed in her bed
Then I noticed the sheets were all bloody red
I was chowin' down and somethin' tasted weird
Ran to the mirror saw blood on my beard
My bitch is on the rag
Bloody cunt is such a drag
My bitch is on the rag
Oh,oh,oh she's such a nag
Then she said she wanted to ball
I said shut up bitch and take a midol
She insisted on having sex
Spread her legs and saw a kotex
My bitch is on the rag
Bleeding hole is such a drag
My bitch is on the rag
Oh,oh,oh she's such a nag
She was bitchy and causing a fuss
It's an added problem between us
Water build up what a drag
I know this bitch is on the rag
When this bitch is on the rag
I love to say things and I love to brag
Usually sex is such a gas
But this time,I'm crammin' it up her ass yeah
My bitch is on the rag
Bleeding twit is such a drag
My bitch is on the rag
Oh,oh,oh she's such a nag
On the rag,what a drag,on the rag,what a drag
My erection is over, my erection is over
I thought of you a few times
But baby, you don´t make me spew
Not you, I can´t spew thinkin´ of you...yuk
Thinkin´ of you...gross, thinkin´ of you
I want me a chick with a fat ass
She´s got to be a slut and be real crass
I don´t want some cosmo model like you
You´re unlike a magazine
I can throw it across the room when I´m through
My erection is over...yeah!
O-v-e-r, over
Get of my house,
Get out, you´re booted
Because my erection is over...get out!
I want me chick with a fat ass,
It turns me on
I want me a sleazy slut
Who can give a tongue bath to my butt
Like sounds pouring through the hourglass
Many hands have felt your sorry ass
Bitch im gonna leave ya for the buzzardssome for the vultures
I see the vulture way up in the sky
Swooping down baby to peck out yer eye
Leave her you for the buzzards, im gonna leave ya for a buzzard
It´s in my culture to get your eye pecked by vulture
Gonna leave her for the buzzards
Leave ya for the buzzards
When will she hurry up and die?
I wanna see a buzzard peck out her eye
I´m gonna leave her for the buzzards
Gonna leave her for the scavengers
Pecking at her flesh, eating her up
Fie old bag, it´s your time to die
Gonna leave ya for the buzzards
Gonna leave ya for the buzzards bitch
Gonna leave ya for the buzzards
We´re the ones that drink yer beer
We´re the ones that fuck yer rear
We´re the studs in the stable
We drink ya under the table
We don´t care if ya nag
I’ll suck on tits that sag
It could be 100 degrees
But we are the kings of sleaze
We are the kings of sleaze
Listen bitch get on yer knees
We are the kings of sleaze
We don´t have venereal disease
Looking at porno is fun
Jackin´ off and then I´m done
After leaving the porno place
Gotta piss in a girls face
After drinking 10 kegs
On your back and spread those legs
With yer cheesy wings
We are the sleazy kings
We are the kings of sleaze
Listen bitch get on yer knees
We are the kings of sleaze
We don´t have venereal disease
Sleaze kings of rock
Hackin´ off some weepin willows
Jacking off between some pillows
Listen bitch for goodness sake
Suck off my trouser snake
Duce smokes all the stash
While heathen scum
Jacks and crash
Sickie likes to rock and sock
While moosedicks wife sucks his cock
We are the kings of sleaze
Listen bitch get on yer knees
We are the kings of sleaze
We don´t have venereal disease
Now women you know we are cool
Whipping out my cock makes ya drool
Go ahead bitch scream and shout
Well fuck you so hard your eyes pop out
Suck the dick smell the sweet scent
Every chick get´s mentors treatment
Shit on the grass and piss on the trees
Fuck yer ass, I like to self please
We are the kings of sleaze
Listen bitch get on yer knees
We are the kings of sleaze
We don´t have venereal disease
Listen little girl it´s near the hour
Come with me and take golden shower
Listen little slut, do as you´re told
Come with daddy for me to pour the gold
Golden shower, it´s getting near the hour
For a golden shower,
I´ve got the righteous power
All through my excrements you shall roam
Open your mouth and taste the foam
Bend up and smell my anal vapor
Your face is my toilet paper
Golden shower, I´ve got the power
For a golden shower,
I´ve got the righteous power
Our relationship I don´t want to spoil it
You are my personal toilet
Listen little girl
It´s getting near the hour
On your face I leave a shit tower
Shit tower, prune skin power
Smellin´ sour, it´s the shit tower
Golden showers,
It´s getting near the hours
For a golden shower,
Don't ya love it baby
When you gotta get it on
With a cruster
With a hard on and bad breath breathing in your face
Saw you walking down the street
Watcha doing,out walking your beat?
I got money,I got power
How much to give you a golden shower
So she got in my car
And we drove real far
So she could
Kick it on down
Talking 'bout your body yeah
Kick it down slut
Kick it on down
Well I got money
And I want
Your pussy
And your tits
Kick it on down
Wench
Your body is ours to share
Let me help myself to your body
And we'll go
Around the world
Kick it
Kick it
Kick it on down
Talking 'bout deep throat
Down
Talking 'bout your body baby
I wanna piece of you
Take you home for my buddies to also screw
Don't ya love it when I introduce you to the guys out back
Kick it on down
Don't go home to your main man,ya gotta stay here
Kick it on down
To the road crew yeah
Kick it on down
To the photographer and the soundman
Kick it on down
Hussy,your body is ours to share
Let me help myself to your body
And we can be naked together
Down
Kick it down,kick it down
Don't ya love it when you gotta get it on
With a bald,fat,bearded,bad breath slob
And ya know you gotta do it for drugs or money
Beacause that's your job
Yeah,kick it down to a crusty hippie
Slut,kick it down to the dudes on Hollywood and Western
Kick it on down
At the rector hotel you gotta
Kick it on down
To the swedish erotica team
Kick it on down
To a drug dealer,kick it down
Kick it on down
Do it for drugs,or do it for money
Either way,I think it's funny
Don't ya love it now yeah
Kick it on down
Pull off your clothes
I wanna see those boobs
Kick it on down
No,we're not done yet
We got more dudes to screw you all around
Kick it on down to a cruster
To a bum under the freeway
Kick it on down
To a lice ridden,crusty biker
Kick it on down
Sleasy cum,yeah,rubbin' in your face
Kick it on down
To me yeah,and all my road crew
Listen everybody to what I say
Halleluja, it´s judgement day
Kregs and parites every day
Mentors are here to stay
I love it when your head hangs like
A bowling ball tied to spaghetti
Because when I hack it
I´ll do it with a rusty machete
Watch out all creeps and all you fags
Listen to me, wimps with those shags
Being faggy and lookin´ like a bitch
You´ll be shucked and dumped in a ditch
All you new wavers on the block
I´m gonna ball your sister when I rock
Yeah baby, be a lay
Come on now it´s your judgement day
Judgement day, Mentors all the way
All you rich kids make daddy buy your amps
But your tired music gives my ears the cramps
I wanna be poor and play judgement rock
Than look Sissy like a peacock
All you lesbos with your leather and spikes
All you are lesbians and dykes
Put on your combat boots and hike
Because you´re just another dinbat dyke
It´s judgement day, it´s here to stay every day
It´s judgement day
All you faggots, this is what I have to say
Cut off your heads, kill every gay
I don´t care if my buddies are afraids
They don´t wanna get no herpes or no AIDS
Come on now, you don´t wann fall like Rome
And become another home - and be gay
Kill ém every day, fag bashin´ all the way
No more sickness and no more AIDS
No more faggots, they should be beat up every day
hallelujha, we´re here to stay
You can smell my butt
Like a dirty slut
Smell it
You can take my pole
Ram it in yer hole
Ram it deep inside
You can take my cock
The biggest on the block and ride it
Ride it
In and out of you
Like the doggies do
In and out of you
You can suck my dick
Like a hard up chick
Suck it
At the bottom of my back
You can lick my crack
Lick it
My dick´s a great big number
Fuck it like a cucumber
Fuck it
Bitch goin in and out of you,
Like the doggies do
In and out of you
In and out of you
In and out of you
You can suck my weener cause its so much cleaner
Now suck it
You can lick my balls up and down the halls
Now lick it
You can throw a fit first you eat my shit
Now eat it
Bitch im going in and out of you
Like the houndogs do
In and out of you
You know I m not a chump
So ram it up your rump
Heterosexuals have the right to rock
So glam fags get off the block
Who wants to see transvestites in drag
Who look like a glam rock fag
Looking like a sissy and a bitch
Ya look like that your daddy must be rich
Make up on their face and their hair in a shag
You know that they're a disgrace and a fag
Round up all glam faggots and put em in a cage
So the hetero Mentors can rock the stage
Heterosexuals have the right to rock
Wanna see a girl with a pussy and not a cock
Heterosexuals want a rockin' chance
We don't wear dresses,we wear pants
On the stage we'll rock you all we can
We're gross and fat,but we look like a man
Listen everyone,we're gonna rock
Look like a man not a peacock
The jerks with the make up who wear the braids
Are most likely to have AIDS
Heterosexuals have the right to rock
Heterosexuals have the right to rock
Heterosexuals have the right to rock
Heterosexuals have the right to rock
Ya know that their weiner looks like a noodle
They prance all around like a french poodle
They hang around in cliques for kicks
But we all know they're chicks with dicks
They wash their hair in a washing machine
You know it's full of sperm and it ain't too clean
The fags wear earrings in their ear
You know that they're a mother fucking queer
Heterosexuals have the right to rock
Put your homo head on the chopping block
Heteros want to see rock this year
Mentors and not a queer
Heterosexuals have the right to rock
I don´t want your herpes two
I don´t want your herpes two
And if you give me your herpes two
Bitch, I´m gonna kill you
She went to the store to buy some slurpers
Two weeks later she came home with herpes
I just do no more than spank her
On her twat she´s got a herpes chancre
She hangs out with a colony of whores
Now she´s hosting a colony of scores
I´m gonna give this bitch slaps
She has sores on her piss flaps
One thing that is very certain
She´s got sores on her beef curtain
The sores are spreading down her legs
They look like some scrambled eggs
She´s got pus running down to her knees
You know she´s packed another disease
She thinks every sex nookle is handy
The sores are doing a yanky-doodle-dandy
I don´t want your herpes two
(I don´t want it either!)
Bitch you belong in a zoo
And if you give me your herpes two
Slut, I´m gonna kill you
She now has herpes, she´s got hte most
I don´t want your herpes two
Bitch, you belong in a zoo
If you give me herpes two
Swear I´m gonna kill you
For all the sleazy guys she´s grossed
She is now the local herpes host
I don´t want to get no disease
She´s packing the herpes
Herpes two, slut, you belong in the zoo
And if you give me herpes two
I´m gonna kill you
The smell is getting very sour
The infection is growing by the hour
And I don´t want no funky disease
Like your junkie disease
I don´t want your herpes two
I´m gonna have to kill you
And if you give me your herpes two
Ooohhh yeah baby, you´re in luck,
Free fix for a fuck
You can start to suck and I´ll fix you for a fuck
It ain´t like you´re turning tricks,
It´s just a fuck for a fix
Now come on baby, shoot shit in your vein
I know you ain´t got a brain,
That´s why I say
Free fix for a fuck, free fix for a fuck
Get on your knees and start to suck
And I´ll fix you for a fuck
Come on girl, you know what it´s about
Pull down your pants
An I´ll show you what´s it´s all about
Come on, get your fix tonight
Get naked and ball me right
Got a bag of china white
That says you´re gonna get naked tonight
Feel the rush shot through your brain
I´m gonna drive you insane,
That´s why I say
Free fix for a fuck, free fix for a fuck
Get on your knees and start to suck
And I´ll fix you for a fuck
Ooh yeah baby, isn´t it nice
Ooh yeah, it´s time to raise the price
Get your chunk now isn´t this easy
Now you have to get really sleazy
Not just a slutfuck...but a good buttfuck
Free fix for a buttfuck, free fix for a buttfuck
That´s why I say
Free fix for a buttfuck, free fix for a buttfuck
Get on your knees and start to suck
Find her, feel her, fuck her, forget her
Find her, feel her, fuck her, forget her
Find her, feel her, fuck her, forget her
Find her, feel her, fuck her, forget her
First you, you gotta find her
If she´s an airhead you never mind her
You search throughout every club in the land
It´s better than using your hand
You find yourself a real dumb chick
Someone to get down on your dick
Then you know what you got to do
You take her home now for a screw
You got to
Find her, feel her, fuck her, forget her
Find her, feel her, fuck her, forget her
Then you, you got to feel her
Then you, you start to peel her
You feel up her booty and you feel her tits
Make sure she hasn´t got no zits
Feel her body and you feel her ass
Make sure she´s got a lot of class
Then you know what got to do
You take her home now for a screw
You got to
Find her, feel her, fuck her, forget her
Find her, feel her, fuck her, forget her
Then you, you got to fuck her
If she´s got big tits you suck her
Then you fuck her for a little while
Ram it on home now doggy style
Rubbin´ and oozin´ and maxin´
And squirtin´ it right in her face
She´s the biggest slut in the place
Then you ball her with her legs in the air
Or on a bed or over a chair
You got to
Find her, feel her, fuck her, forget her
Find her, feel her, fuck her, forget her...
There she is,
That big ugly airhead
She´s cuming back,
What do we do men?
We find her, feel her, fuck her, forget her
Find her, feel her, fuck her, forget her
Then you, you got to forget her
Pretend you never met her
You point to the fucking door
And say get out of here,
You fuckin´ whore
Pick up your bra and pick up your blouse
And get the hell out of my house
Pretend you never met her,
It´s time to regret her
You got to
Find her, feel her, fuck her, forget her
Find her, feel her, fuck her, forget her
There she is,
She comes back for more
What do we do men?
I'm couch test casting in Hollywood
Couch test casting makes me feel so good
My luck with women is ever lasting
On my office couch,I'm always casting
You wanna come to Hollywood and be a star
Have sex with me and you'll go real far
The office is open from 8 to 4
Don't care if you can act cause you're just a whore
There was a woman from North Carolina off the bus
She kicked me down her body without a fuss
The next girl came all the way from New York City
She gave me a lay and let me suck her titty
You wanna come to Hollywood and be a star
Have sex with me and you'll go real far
Take acting lessons and modeling class
It don't matter,I'll be messin' with your ass
The next girl was 9 and needed protection
I got bold and I got an erection
So all you chicks,if you wanna go far
You gotta have sex with me if you wanna be a star
You wanna come to Hollywood and be a star
Have sex with me and you'll go real far
Lying on your back you say you can act
You're just a slut and that's a fact
Couch test casting ih Hollywood
Makes me feel so nasty and makes me feel so good
And when I'm through with you baby
There's a street pump waiting just for you yeah!
You wanna come to hollywood and be a star
Have sex with me and you'll go real far
My office is open from 8 to 4
Clap, cla-a-a-a-p queen
Sick, sick and obscene
Clap, clap, clap, clap queen
She´s a bitch that craved less
Now she´s copped a kinky mess
She just could not wait
So she stooped and ate his bait...
Clap queen, you are obscene
You are the clap queen
I´m a stud that doesn´t care
But this time there´s acne down there
Usually I will fuck a lot of whores
But it´s time to run when you their sores
Clap queen, clap queen
You made the scene so obscene
Cla-a-a-a-p queen
She humped a grocer and got V.D.
Now she will hurt when she takes a fee
She may bitch and she may cuss
But her twat hole twitches with pus
She has got a five-finger hole
Now she wants to get on my pole
Maybe if I strap on a dildo
She´ll think I wanna gross her so...but no
You are my clap queen
Sick, sick and obscene
Kinky and stinky, cla-a-a-a-p queen
For now I'm here
In your garden
We talk about the words
That brought us here
And we are here
Your thoughts forgotten
We run beneath the searchlights
That guide us here
You wanted to stay
Eyes far away
Could you touch me now
If you're feeling
Like you're seeing
And believing
In your heart
At the end of every sequel
True loves fallen heroes
Find your heart
For now I'm here
In your garden
Purple flowers
End your heart of stone
We are here
You are stalling
We run beneath the searchlights
That guide us home
You wanted to stay
Eyes far away
Could you touch me now
If you're feeling
Like you're seeing
And believing
In your heart
At the end of every sequel
True loves fallen heroes
Find your heart
I didn't know if I wanted to laugh or cry
The night that disco died
The lazer lights were kickin' off my dancin' shoes
But there was nobody dancin' in sight
Got high with the song of gloom
The moon is listenin' in
What will we be singin' in the 80s, what should we be
singin' now
What will we be singin' in the 80s, what should we be
singin' now
You gotta help us get back on the track again mack
You gotta help us get back over the wa-all
I can see Sergeant Pepper standin' high on a hill
With George, John, Ringo and Pau-aul, a-and Paul
What will we be singin' in the 80s, what should we be
singin' now
What will we be singin' in the 80s, what should we be
singin' now
The lights went out in the city around me
Alone I feel so co-old
They killed the lights and they killed the music
But they'll never kill rock and ro-oll, oh-oh no
Don't look back over your shoulder
The world is growing colder
What will we be singin' in the 80s, what should we be
singin' now
What will we be singin' in the 80s, what should we be
singin' now
What will we be singin' in the 80s, what should we be
singin' now
What will we be singin' in the 80s, what should we be
singin' now
What will we be singin' in the 80s, what should we be
singin' now
What will we be singin' in the 80s, what should we be
If you get lonely on your daddy's farm
Just remember I don't live too far.
And there's a red bridge that arcs the bay, yeah
You'll be at my place in less that a day.
So get on your bad motor scooter and ride
Up over to my place and stay all night.
First thing in the morning we'll be feeling all right
So get on your bad motor scooter and ride.
Ooh, the last I seen your face
I swore that no one would take your place.
Now since you've been gone I've been feelin' bad, yeah
I'd come out to your place (but)
I'm afraid of your dad. So you...
Ride, ride, ride.
Come on baby, ooh yeah.
Crank it on up!
