Me reading: Maggie Estep- Sex Goddess Of The Western Hemisphere:satirical poem on female sexuality. Excuse my horrible voice. A Vid I made for my friend Asha (shown at the end). The poem belongs to Maggie Estep, the Audio is me. The Background Song is Nick Chapman- Take me now (I found from a search for porn music) The poem is as follows I am THE SEX GODDESS OF THE WESTERN HEMISPHERE so don't mess with me I've got a big bag full of SEX TOYS and you can't have any 'cause they're all mine 'cause I'm the SEX GODDESS OF THE WESTERN HEMISPHERE. "Hey," you may say to yourself, "who the hell's she tryin' to kid, she's no sex goddess," But trust me, I am if only for the fact that I have the unabashed gall to call myself a SEX GODDESS, I mean, after all, it's what so many of us have at some point thought, we've all had someone who worshipped our filthy socks and barked like a dog when we were near giving us cause to pause and think: You know, I may not look like much but deep inside, I am a SEX GODDESS. Only we'd never come out and admit it publicly well, you wouldn't admit it publicly but I will because I am THE SEX GODDESS OF THE WESTERN HEMISPHERE. I haven't always been a SEX GODDESS I used to be just a mere mortal woman but I grew tired of sexuality being repressed then manifest in late night 900 number ads where 3 bodacious bimbettes heave cleavage into the camera's winking lens and sigh: "Big Girls oooh, Bad Girls oooh, Blonde Girls oooh, you know what to do, call 1-900 <b>...</b>