- published: 02 Apr 2014
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An impaler is a person who inflicts impalement.
The Finishing move of Professional wrestler Gangrel
Jonathon 'The Impaler' Sharkey is a Satanic Vampire running for President of the United States. He hopes to ride the media wave from his last race for Governor of Minnesota in '06. There's just one problem: he ferociously desires to remedy the embarrassment of Impaler, the award-winning documentary filmed about his candidacy in the 2006 race. Eager to once again ignite the media's fire, cement his place in the glorious annals of history and set the record straight, Sharkey sets out to film another documentary that captures his vision - that vision being: "The Best Documentary Ever." Little does he know that W. Tray White, director and producer of Impaler, is behind this new production and has partnered with Richard Mullenax, Impaled: Painfully Blunt's audacious director, to turn Sharke...
The following scenes are from the definitive Jonathon "The Impaler" Sharkey documentary called "Impaled: Painfully Blunt!" http://www.myspace.com/impaledpainfullyblunt or http://www.facebook.com/home.php?#!/group.php?v=wall&gid;=75215940308
This is the 1st authorized and approved message from Jonathon "The Impaler" Sharkey for his campaign for Governor of Minnesota. This is the only true Jonathon "The Impaler" site on YouTube. Also, the message was approved by Vlad The Impaler.
Jonathon The Impaler Sharkey in his first 2012 Presidential Campaign video addresses what he will do as President, and what he things of some of his Republican Opponents.
24 hours after undergoing left knee and right shoulder sugery, Jonathon The Impaler Sharkey had a rude awaking when he tried to walk.
Jonathon The Impaler Sharkey candidate or Governor of Minnesota, gets a tattoo of a Satanic Pentagram at Jersey Shore Tattoos by Fine Line Johnny C.
On 23 Feb 10, Jonathon The Impaler Sharkey, 2012 Republican Presidential issues a formal LEGAL challenge to Talk Show Host Steve Wilkos to face Jonathon in a GLADIATOR STYLE FIGHT IN THE RING! As of this date Steve has NOT accepted the challenge! Jonathon is no longer with Paige, however, he is still trying to legally help her get free from her abusive Mommy Dearest!
Part 2 of 15 min. Exclusive interview where Impaler Production will shoot feature "The Fighter" starring Jonathon "The Impaler" Sharkey Great interview by 2010 Ms. American Showbiz, Actor, Singer & Writer, Chelsi♥ Archambeau w/ Impaler's Productions, Jonathon "The Impaler" Sharkey on his many projects in the works including feature film slated for production late 2011, Granddaddy's Little Gil" w/Kate Breckinsale in a Principal role.
I'm going to cut you open like a fucking pig, peel away the flesh and drain out your veins.
This time you will not forget the images of those you have denied.
Fuck you, get the fuck out, my face will be the last thing you see.
You better mark my words.
I come with no regards for anyone, this time you bow to me my lord.
I come with no regards for anyone.
We are out for blood.
The wolves are set free tonight, can't escape the attack.
You better mark my words.