The Man (2009)

Actors

• Afi Ekulona (editor)
• Afi Ekulona (actress)
• Afi Ekulona (writer)
• Afi Ekulona (director)
• Afi Ekulona (producer)
• Afi Ekulona (producer)
• Zachary James Rukavina (actor)
• Zachary James Rukavina (producer)
• Zachary James Rukavina (producer)
• Zachary James Rukavina (writer)
• Tina Huang (actress)
• Preston Thomas (actor)
• Christopher Holder (writer)
• Kori D. Wilson (editor)
• Kori Wilson (editor)

Genres

• Comedy
• Short

• Lyrics: play full screen play karaoke
• Be My Wife - David Bowie
• B.m.f - Tyga
• B.m.f - Rick Ross
• Be My Wife - Beat Crusaders
• Be My Wife - Paul Gilbert
• Be Me - Eve
• P.O.M.F. - Stabbing Westward
• By My Fay - Linea 77
• B.M.F.A. - Martha Wainwright
• B.m.f - Jay Sino
• Bamf - Dane Cook
• Buy Me Off - Allison Ann

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VERSE
Sometimes you get so lonely
Sometimes you get nowhere
I've lived all over the world
I've left every place
CHORUS
Please be mine
Share my life
Stay with me
Be my wife
VERSE
CHORUS

[Intro:]
W-w-w-well done {well done}
Haaa {haaa}
Haaa {haaa}
Haaa {haaa}
W-w-w-well done {well done}
First Of All I Ain't Feeling Ya'll
Feel The Fucking Heat Defrost
Fill The Spoon Full Of Food
Anit Enough To Feed The Room
I Don't Gotta Fucking Goon
Twist The Boys Flitch You Too
Cherry Red Rover Roof
Crips To Confuse You
You Could Say I Bluesd You
Better Than I Bruised You
All You Niggas Copy Cats Doing Shit I Used To
Oh You Tatted Too Nigga Fuck You
My Bitch Got No Tats Hit Her From The Back
I Spend All In South Of France Saw All That Shit Is Whack
Slingshot It In The Air Then Let The Shit Collapse
Money Is My Pet Peeve Give Me Hourly
If There Is None At All Then I'm Pissed Off
I Listen To Rick Ross And I Know Ricky Ross
I'm Leonardo In Inception Reserve My Section
I Do Dreams Put You In Bubble Benz Elections
I Will Smith The Necklace I Do It Effortless
Bitch All Eyes On Me
The Bitches In My Eyes Running Brink
Bitches Bitches Bring Lie
One Nigga Jealous Then The Motherfucker Dies
Figured You Ain't Scared Of Shit If You Did The Crime
Now Prepare It's Dinner Time
Dimmer The Lights Lemon With Ice
Looking At It Twice It's Fizziling Sprite
Do The Belly Nice
No Coca Cola I Don't Drink Soda
Black Beanie Nigga Like A Fucking Smoker
They Say I'm Bout To Blow Up Like Supernova
Put Your Helmet On The Boy Dosing Dopest
How You Shitting On 'Em And Ain't Got Shit Upon 'em
It Kills Me To Know It You Melody Fiona
Oh Oh! Remove Youself From My Scrotem
Oh Oh! Remove Yourself Remove Youself
Oh Oh! Remove Youself From My Scrotem
Pull Your Whole Car Thought I Told Ya
Owwww!
W-w-w-well done, Well Done, Well Done

Featuring: Styles
I think I'm Big Meech, Larry Hoover
Whippin' work, hallelujah
One nation under God
Real niggas getting money from the fucking start
I think I'm Big Meech, Larry Hoover
Getting work, hallelujah
One nation under God
Real niggas getting money from the fucking start
My Rolls-Royce triple black, I'm getcha ho
Balling in the club, bottles like I'm Ichiro
Rosé, that's my nickname
Cocaine running in my big vein
Self-made, you just affiliated
I built it ground up, you bought it renovated
Talkin' plenty capers, nothing's been authenticated
Funny you claimin' the same bitch that I'm penetratin'
Hold the bottles up, where my comrades?
Where the fucking felons, where my dogs at?
Uh, I got that Archie Bunker
And it's so white I just might charge you double
I think I'm Big Meech, Larry Hoover
Whippin' work, hallelujah
One nation under God
Real niggas getting money from the fucking start
I think I'm Big Meech, Larry Hoover
Getting work, hallelujah
One nation under God
Real niggas getting money from the fucking start
These motherfuckers mad that I'm icy
Stunt so hard make 'em come indict me
I think I'm Big Meech, look at my timepiece
It's an Audemar, hundred wrecks at least
Look at yourself now look at me
You can't see a nigga, I'm what you used to be
Look at it this way, you niggas sideways
Always getting money, my nigga, crime pays
So fuck a nigga, I'm self-made
You a sucka nigga, I'm self-paid
This for my broke niggas, this for my rich niggas
Got a hundred on the head of a snitch nigga
I think I'm Big Meech, Larry Hoover
Whippin' work, hallelujah
One nation under God
Real niggas getting money from the fucking start
I think I'm Big Meech, Larry Hoover
Getting work, hallelujah
One nation under God
Real niggas getting money from the fucking start
36 holes leave you bleedin' family
Words in them thirty-six o's in the kilogram
Blunt tip, armors like caviar
Wild and out, fish-tailin' Subaru, rally car
Out the passenger, lead in the automatic
For egg or that girl, I knock your mommy and daddy off
Fuck around and knock the emblem off the Caddy off
Four-shooters buggin' out, blickin' at your Caddy doors
And did I mention? Gun from Red Dead Redemption
Nine mils, fifty clip extensions
Hope it's like a mattress in the hood, I'm flippin' on it
And the money's like a chair, I'm sittin' on it
I think I'm Big Meech, Larry Hoover
Whippin' work, hallelujah
One nation under God
Real niggas getting money from the fucking start
I think I'm Big Meech, Larry Hoover
Getting work, hallelujah
One nation under God

Be my wife be my life
Be my bride
My brightest hope
Be my wife be my life
Be my bride
My brightest hope
Please obey
'cos I just can't wait
The spring time of my life
Please don't stray
And I got to get you
Turning around, my love
Be my wife be my life
Be my bride
My brightest hope
Be my wife be my life
Be my bride
My brightest hope
Please obey
'cos I just can't wait
The spring time of my life
Please don't stray
And I got to get you

I could go to England
I could go to Spain
I could meet a girl there
Love her for her brain
I would send her letters
Tell her 'bout my life
Don't know 'til it happens
Who's gonna be my
Who's gonna be my wife
She could be an actress
Future movie star
Workin' as a waitress
At the local bar
Catchin' my attention
Practicing her lines
Don't know 'til it happens
Who's gonna be my
Who's gonna be my wife
I don't give a damn
What her father says
He's just a man
Made of promises
Now that I have found her
Give her all my love
Ain't what I expected
None of the above
We could spend tomorrow
Keepin' it alive
Know it when it happens

I'm just trying to be me. . . to be me
One. . .Cause I really wanna see the world
Two. . . Always knew I was a super girl
Three. . . Staying laced in diamonds and pearls (to be me)
That's the way you gotta treat a girl
Uh oh
When I was broke cats was like do that
Now that I got something cats is like screw that
They wish I could've blew that
Back with them complaining
Spassing, stressed out, not maintaining
I move on speak shit so far from so long
You the one that made me go forth and go on
Blew up called me cherry bomb
Changed my hair from blonde
Mad cause I can go investigate the whole Gucci line
Let me live niggas, did this with my own rhymes
Publishing's a motherfucker baby and I own mines
Worked hard. . . I deserve the best in life
She stay clean. . . I deserve to be dressed up right
She spits mean. . . God definitely blessed her right
We can all buy diamonds and furs nothing to tell
We can all buy the mall with nothing to sell
Your career's dead wrong, change your style, wear a vail
Mad cause we got shit
Dropped what I dropped shit
Mad cause we killing it
All we do is drop hits
Long cash, twenty-one, investigating in stock shit
Call the ??? long so I could cock shit
Now I'm supposed to down play all the things I want in my life
Got my own money now, ain't gotta be nobody wife
Only if I want to, not cause I need to
Choose the situations I do and do not go through
I told you I was gonna make it big, gonna grow
This is dedicated to all of the haters that didn't know
But they know who it was
Haters created my buzz
Talking about me made people wonder who she was
And I'm here now
Going on my second year now
Fuck it, we could take it there, keep at a stare down
Now I think that my message is clear now
That bitch E-V-E singing what you hear now
Traveling to me away was Atlantic City
Now, float me in a boat in the Atlantic feel me
Gotta come to the table with something cause I got mine
Gotta spoil Eve royally, not just like pipe line
Say I ain't your type (lying), matches make you jelly
I said it before, I can fill my own belly
Uh, need you for what
Get in where you fit in, if you can
I'mma keep it comfortable, that's my plan
Understand
I'm just trying to be me, bubble and Philly bitch
Coarse I'mma boss and floss, I ain't no silly bitch
Bet she come fully equipped from chips to whip
Keys to her own crib, big shit to grip
I'm living it down, so ya simmer it down
Went from Ooh sheek to Oh I remember her now
Niggas couldn't stand her, now they wanna give her a pound

You call me angry
You call me a fool
I'm nobodys puppet
and I'm nobodys tool
You tried to hurt me
tried to fuck with my mind
But while your empire rots beneath you
you turn a blind eye
You drive by in your limo
waving your flag
You've got no budget for AIDS victims
`cause it's the blacks and the fags
You live in your white house
trading your stocks
While the homeless sleep outside
in a fucking cardboard box
You'll get nothing and like it
You'll eat nothing and like it
You'll sleep nowhere and like it
You'll get nothing and like it a lot
Sick and tired
of this thieving race
Murderous, self-serving swine
you are a fucking disgrace
You tried to hurt me
You tried to fuck with my mind
But when your empire rots beneath you
I'll laugh 'till I die
You'll get nothing and like it
You'll eat nothing and like it
You'll sleep nowhere and like it

My tongue arrives where my life cannot - what do you say?
Another life what is wrong now here?
That's all right but i can't breath no money just a dream how do you live?
No one escape like you want by my fay i feel inside what do you try to find?
There's a new kind of man but my lips can't stop what are you waiting for?
My desire and how? there's a place over that hill are you sure?
No one scream for hate but only for joy noone can fuck ya 'cause noone think this
You could speak whit god and could ask him

Poetry is no place for a heart that's a whore
And I'm young and I'm strong
But I feel old and tired
Over fired
And I've been poked and stoked
It's all smoke, there's no more fire
Only desire
For you, whoever you are
For you, whoever you are
You say my time here has been some sort of joke
That I've been messing around
Some sort of incubating period
For when I really come around
I'm cracking up and you have no idea
No idea how it feels to be on your own
In your own home with the fucking phone
And the mother of gloom in your bedroom
Standing over your head
With her hand in your head
With her hand in your head
I will not pretend, I will not put on a smile
I will not say I'm all right for you
When all I wanted was to be good
To do everything in truth
To do everything in truth
Oh, I wish, I wish, I wish I was born a man
So I could learn how to stand up for myself
Like those guys with guitars, I've been watching in bars
Who've been stamping their feet to a different beat
To a different beat
To a different beat
I will not pretend, I will not put on a smile
I will not say I'm all right for you
When all I wanted was to be good
To do everything in truth
To do everything in truth
You bloody mother fucking asshole
Oh, you bloody motherfucking asshole
Oh, you bloody motherfucking asshole
Oh, you bloody motherfucking asshole
Oh, you bloody motherfucking asshole
Oh, you bloody
I will not pretend, I will not put on a smile
I will not say I'm all right for you
For you, whoever you are
For you, whoever you are

Jay Sino – B.M.F
[Hook]
I Think I’m The Best Ha Jay S
First of all tell me what you think about that
Life style in the hood from the street
Gangsta life in the beat what you need
[Verse 1 ]
I Don’t Give Damn Yeah 2 Any Body
Go Fuck Ur Bitch And Come To Party
Jay Sino Tonight A Pussy Fucker
Playin’ At The Drum Like A Travis Barker
What You Know About Me
What You Know About
The Best Of The Best And We Proud
You See Me In The Hood
You See Me In The Sky
But When I See You
You Have To Get Down
Hustle With Money
Hustle With Fame
Jay S Here
The Best In The Game
Move Like A Star
Shine Like A Boss
Money In The Hood
So Get Back Dude
[Hook]
I Think I’m The Best Ha Jay S
First of all tell me what you think about that
Life style in the hood from the street

I've made some upgrades in my life, sometimes you have
to upgrade your life. There's things that you need to
do, you need to invest in yourself, in your soul
[laugh].
I wanted to get a new vehicle and I was thinkin' "What
do I want to get?" and I'm talkin' to my buddies and
I'm like "what do you think, what should I get, What's
something that's badass that when I'm driving around
I'll feel like a B.A. that's a Bad Ass? I shortened it.
And I wanted some suggestions, "What would make me feel
like a Bad Ass Mother Fucker a BAMF?" Again I just
shortened it. You know no one says I'm going to buy a
new car that makes me look like a shithead. Something
delapitated that when i'm driving around people point
and laugh at me in my existence.
SO I was talkin' to my friends, and I was like "What do
you think guys, what should I get that's B.A. That I'm
going to feel cool driving around in?" and my friends
were making suggestions, "You should getter a Hummer 2,
get one of those H2's man that's bad ass. And I looked
at my friends and I said "I dont want a Hummer 2
because people already have that and I dontwant
something that people already have so this what I went
out and got and it's workin' out awesome. I've been
driving around a cement truck.
I put neon underneath, I put 50 inch rims, that I made
myself in my basement, out of alluminum foil and
ornaments. Yeah, and you know that big thing that turns
in the back? My buddies are in there rollin' around. I
padded it don't worry, I padded it.
They have a blasty back there. They love it, I throw
treats in the back, I throw Jolly Rancher watermelon
candies. And they suck on treats, and they roll around,
while I drive the CT2004, That's what I call it.
[applause]
I'm going to put my foot down, I am going to make a
stance right now, I'm going to say this: watermelon is
the only good flavor of Jolly Rancher candies, I will
say that.
Thank you for agreeing with me. If you say sour apple,
I will stab you in the jaw. Sour apple sucks, if you
believe that sour apple is good, you meet me in the
lobby after the show, I'll be the guy stabbing jaws.
Theres not too many of us out there. Just look for the
guy stabbing jaws, that's me come up say 'hello' and

Say that you gonna buy me off
It's only a matter of time and calling
The love's for the giving away
The love's for the giving away
Oh love's for the giving
Love's for the giving away
Say that you gotta take me home
One of these days you gonna win me over
Yeah life's for the living today
Yeah life's for the living today
Life's for the living,
Life's for the living today
Life's for the living today
And love's for the giving away
Yeah life's for the living
And love's for the giving away
Say that you gonna buy my love
You say that you gonna buy my love
Your love's for the giving away
Yeah love's for the giving away
Oh love's for the giving
Love's for the giving away
Yeah love's for the giving away
My love's for the giving away
Yeah life's for the living
And love's for the giving
Life's for the living
And love's for the giving
Life's for the living