• Lyrics: play full screen play karaoke
• Avocado - Weird Al Yankovic
• You've Got - Robyn Hitchcock
• I've Got - The 77s
• Evacuate! - Thursday
• E.f.f.e.c.t. - Black Sheep
• Evacuate! - Boxer Rebellion
• Evacuate! - Negative Approach
• E.f.f.e.c.t. - Tony D
• Evacuate! - Ever We Fall
• Why - Fact

[parody of "desperado" by the eagles]
Avocado,
What makes you think you’re so holy?
You’re gonna be guacamole before too long.
Oh, you’re a green one,
You know that you’re out of season.
You’d better let somebody eat you,
Let somebody eat you.
Ya better let somebody eat you
Before it’s too late.

You've got the power of motion
You've got a world you can choose
You've got so much that there's only yourself you can lose
And you've got a hairstyle that suits you
You've got a shirt which is nice
And you've got a man who salutes you and then does it twice
Everything you'll ever want and more
Dark green waves that crash upon the shore
Can wear you down
But they'll never you break you
You've got a voice deep inside you
You've got a road that's uphill
And you've got a conscience that flashes before you get ill
And you've got a boyfriend in Ghana
You've got a mother in Spain
And you've got a friend in the Lord and you drive me insane
Everything you've ever said to me
Aeroplanes that crash into the sea
Can break your heart
But they'll never change you
Never change you

you get me going in every way
can i make you come
in my direction?
what's it gonna take babe?
are you gonna hear a single word that i say?
i've got something
i've got me
when i get ready
then you're gonna see
you won't ever
know how good it would be
believe in something
you
and
me
i know that you were weak
but i can see no sense makin' a big deal baby
you didn't mean to hurt me, butS
are you gonna stay with him or give it to me?
i look in the morning sun
for a sign
that it's time
that we
make our move together
and i know that we will be one
If you don't know now
then you're gonna know...
You'll know soon

Conditions are getting worse
And there's nothing left I can do
Gonna leave while I can
I'm gonna...
with or without you
It never used to be like this before
But it's something I just can't ignore
I'm gonna leave before it's too late
Erase my presence - evacuate
I've had it up to here with lies
I gotta make different plans
I'm already rotting inside
Seems like you'll never understand
It never used to be like this before
But it's something I just can't ignore
I'm gonna leave before it's too late

Yeah, what? Yo, check this out
This is how it's done, how you do it?
You can't blow the spot, we already blew it
Show and AG and Black Sheep
I drop facts over tracks that go, fuck the red, white and blue
I'm with the black, black, black, you diss the brother Show
It makes me wonder, you put him to the test and watch
The brother molest the SP-1200, used to rhyme on calls
And acapella, now I'm doin' shows forever but I was always a good fella
You feel the wrath of the seven and a half in that ass
If you don't pass the microphone quick fast brothers been tryin'
To diss for years as long as I'm respected by my peers
And get cheers, who the fuck cares? Yeah, I'm weeded
But I'm undefeated, niggas is heated because I'm makin' a buck
Yup, I succeeded and ain't no time for no ego trippin' me
And my homies are all for one, one for all, so let's see who's flippin
And I'm still with the brother Show, whoever said that we broke up
They get the dick and you can tell it's so Showbiz
And AG and Black Sheep, we're in E.F.F.E.C.T.
You know how it goes, you know how we do it
You can't blow the spot 'cause we already blew it
You know how we do it, you know how it goes
It's me or my brother or me and my bros
You know how it goes, you know how we do it
You know how it sounds when a nigga gets into it
You know how we do it, you know how it goes
It's me and my brothers with the fabulous flows
Now who can it be, you wanna see who's flowin' next
From the boogie down Bronx with that nigga D, Showbiz and AG
My crew is mad deep, don't ever try to sleep or try to play me
You'll never be comp and your head will get stomped in
From fuckin' with the crew that's boogie down Bronx rompin'
Yo, the sugar dick is the man, and even the gap band
Made a song about how I'm 'outstandin', my favorite pastime
Is breakin' the bitch ass, niggas, that apparently mistakin' me
For a nigga that's butt but they all end up rip, so nigga
Pause, slow down, baby, back the fuck up, nigga, you must be crazy
The others tried to tell you, but you didn't heed the warning
Now you're gettin fucked up from late night to early morning
You wanna be but you can't see me 'cause I'm in E.F.F.E.C.T.
You know how it goes, you know how we do it
You can't blow the spot 'cause we already blew it
You know how we do it, you know how it goes
It's me or my brother or me and my bros
You know how it goes, you know how we do it
You know how it sounds when a nigga gets into it
You know how we do it, you know how it goes
It's me and my brothers with the fabulous flows
Black Sheep, Black Sheep, where have you been, where?
Black Sheep, everything you do is cashmere
Yeah, I travel upward, 'cause I come from down south
Just when you try to counter, my hook's in your mouth
You can't stop me, I do what I wanna, I know, you wanna
So yo, come on, I got skills for dills, give chills to mills
My style of wild is makin piles of dollar bills so flex
And it's time to crack necks, punks fuck around
And get a chest full or Gore-Tex, you don't know me
From silicone titties, I keep shit on lock, Aki got keys in cities
I rock it, my style's your money in my pocket, you jock it
And play yourself like Pee Wee, when you knock it off the wall
Like a hanger, I drop my slang, a nigga never figured
To be in your shit like a booty banger, jingle-jigga, nigga
Pass the endo 'cause you fuckin' with me's
Like you stickin' your dick out the window
You know how it goes, you know how we do it
You can't blow the spot 'cause we already blew it
You know how we do it, you know how it goes
It's me or my brother or me and my bros
You know how it goes, you know how we do it
You know how it sounds when a nigga gets into it
You know how we do it, you know how it goes
It's me and my brothers with the fabulous flows
Aiyo, check it, it's the Showbiz from the BX, know what I'm sayin'?
Showbiz and AG in effect, Black Sheep as we go on in the swing of things
'94 and beyond, know what I'm sayin'? Legion, name, one love records
In effect, check it out, yo, DITC, Showbiz signin' off, yo,

I dont wanna say
If it goes away
And I dont wanna try
You dont have to lie
And I dont think I said
What I should have said
I never caught you out
Though I had my doubts
Wait
When theres nothing left to waste
On a promise I can make
You dont want no one this way
Wait
And I dont see inside
Where you try to hide
And I dont wanna do
What you asked me to
Wait
When theres nothing left to waste
On a promise I can make
You dont want no one this way
Wait
We see each other from the corners of the room
I think that when this mess is over
Never make a move
When all I see is broken down to every size
I will remember how I got here
Love in every eye
I dont remember if the rest are ever good enough
And I dont remember if the rest will ever mean as much
And I dont wanna say
If it goes away
And I dont wanna try

Conditions are getting worse
And there's nothing left I can do
Gonna leave while I can
I'm gonna with or without you
It never used to be like this before
But it's something I just can't ignore
I'm gonna leave before it's too late
Erase my presence - evacuate
I've had it up to here with lies
I gotta make different plans
I'm already rotting inside
Seems like you'll never understand
It never used to be like this before
But it's something I just can't ignore
I'm gonna leave before it's too late

[Tony D]
Greetings - how's that for a formal
introduction which seems quite normal
'Til I push the H-Y-P-E button
Then.. all of a sudden
A change in the format with reckless abandon
Rush the stage and start commandin
the mic, but the mic's not cordless
Mine is, cause I can afford this
type, of mic you like without the cord
that you can't afford cause the Lord
is takin over for the sell-out
Bust the mic 'til your eighteen inch fell out
your bass bottom - now I got 'em
He tried to take it back so I shot him
with a double barrel, semi-automatic shotgun
You say it's weak but you ain't got one
Cause you be frontin witcha fake plastic uzi
YO (yo) you need to save that for Suzy
Chapstick, witcha overhangin fat lip
Plussin out the cracks with the Vaseline grip
So wake up, you need to learn the correct date
I'm the one that get the job done, I'm great
Cooperate with respect
when Tone's in effect, cause I'm in
[Rakim: x4] "E.F.F.E.C.T."
[Tony D]
This is, the non-violent way that I kill
Puttin heads to bed, like NyQuil
Flyin knots, so go fly a kite (true)
High enough to get struck by light-ning
A key is tied to the string
To cause a shock, words that'll sting
from a killer bee, but don't touch the honey
Pockets so fat it's translated means money
and power, and sprayin thoughts like a shower
to blossom and bloom like a flower
But please, don't confuse it with a daisy
I dance even dirtier than Patrick Swayze
So work out, with the number one video
And watch me bust a rhyme on my man Arsenio
Hall Show, I think you should know
I'm Tone with the skintone that seems to glow
like snow, that keeps fallin to the earth
Take your rhymes to the pawn shop, see what they're worth
Nothin, cause your rhymes ain't top notch
So sit back relax and watch, cause I'm in
[Rakim: x4] "E.F.F.E.C.T."
[Tony D]
Now when I'm in effect that means I'm in the mode
to move, cause I never been sued or sold
You see you need to be told
The weak style of rap you're usin, is old
and worn out, that's why you never get a turnout
All you're ever gonna be, is a burnt out MC
You see you'll never be a hero
So listen sweetheart, you need to cut that zero
Like my man Doug said, the opposite is a bug-bed
or a bedbug, so roll out the red rug
or carpet, you need to just park it
Before I use your crown as a target
at the gallery, or a shoot 'em up movie (bang)
The beat is kinda groovy
But is it smooth enough to be selected for the quiet storm?
Yes, because it's soft and warm
So let the storm keep brewin
Now ask yourself, hey Tone whatcha doin?
Eventually, you'll soon come to realize
I keep my eyes on the prize, cause I'm in
[Rakim: x4] "E.F.F.E.C.T."
[time passes]

Their secrets are untouched
Oblivious to what you're thinking
it's not what matters most
Just the views of the ones speaking
We can learn a new way to give
Where it wouldnt be so hard to give
Their stories start with love
Build and mold their way around you
Turns into your life

Everything doesn't go well, as I'd hope
Walking along the broken glass with bare feet
We will get tired, if we turn around whenever, we stop to resist
You must not want anything
I'm so simple, why can't you understand me?
It's easy 'cause you construct the shape of my words
Into forms, into words, I love you
Shut the door you opened,
Because I do not chase fools you say, I will walk to the station
Smoke rises to the sky after the rain
The cry of respect wraps around my head
When the second hand makes a move, let me forget everything
However far you are
Don't show me your tears
Believing in only me
Sadness is separation
However far you are
Don't show me your tears
Believing in only me
Loneliness is meeting
Sadness is separation
I believe I found the way to go another day
And knew I was looking at the future