Catweazle is a British television series, created and written by Richard Carpenter which was produced and directed by Quentin Lawrence for London Weekend Television under the LWI (London Weekend International) banner, and screened in the UK on ITV in 1970 and 1971. There were two series, both with 13 episodes at 25 minutes each.
The series was broadcast in Ireland, Britain, New Zealand, The Netherlands, Germany, Australia, Sweden, Norway, Iceland, Czechoslovakia, Nicaragua and Quebec (Canada).
The series featured Geoffrey Bayldon as the title character, an eccentric, dishevelled and smelly (but lovable) old 11th century wizard who accidentally travels through time to the year 1969 and befriends a young red-headed boy, nicknamed Carrot (Robin Davies), who spends most of the rest of the series attempting to hide Catweazle from his father and farmhand Sam. Meanwhile Catweazle searches for a way to return to his own time whilst hiding out in 'Castle Saburac', a disused water tower, with his familiar, a toad called Touchwood.
Live life in overdrive
Lost love in suicide
Godzilla
Find ways to sanitise
Clean mind no overtime
Godzilla
We are the paranoid
Suck life until you die
Godzilla
Godzilla
Life's a game
the way you play me like I'm some kinda jerk
You'll writhe in pain
when I rock your mind till it hurts
Approach with caution best beware
Don't believe me, cause I dont care
I'm the greatest deceiver and you will see
that I'm godsize and I'll always be
Feel the blow
when I pummet your head like a freak
Now you know
its gonna take a toll on the weak
So tell me something I don't know
but you better think quick cause I ain't slow
Better bet your lifetime guarantee
that I'm godsize and I'll always be
Thoughts of warfare cross the mind
choose your weapon, run
Hear the junter at your back
fall to pieces, done
Death defying, hard to kill
Hence the "demon seed"
Take you down, snaps your neck,
( - D. Roeser - )
With a purposeful grimace and a terrible sound
He pulls the spitting high tension wires down
Helpless people on a subway train
Scream bug-eyed as he looks in on them
He picks up a bus and he throws it back down
As he wades through the buildings toward the center of town
Oh no, they say he's got to go go go Godzilla
Oh no, there goes Tokyo go go Godzilla
History shows again and again
How nature points up the folly of men
Here comes Godzula to stomp on Tokyo.
Awakened, nuclear test, he rises, sub-zero.
His roar fills you with terror.
The very earth he'll break.
Man has screwed up once again and God has sealed our fate.
GODZULA.
GODZULA.
Buildings crumble, the power lines are down.
Call out the army, they're the hunters now.
They try to melt him down with 60 million volts.
their efforts are in vein,
God's will he must invoke.
GODZULA.
GODZULA.
Now get back, give me slack from the entonement pit
'Cause the Sudden Death-Honeynut conglomerate
Is fuelin' the fire for the monster jam
I'm movin' the masses with the mic in my hand and
Pinch-hittin' as it's writtin' rockin' hip hop top charts
Combust spontaneous rhymes, I'll recall you like lawn darts
I got cues from the Devo Spice
To be positive, my dynamite cranks what's nice
Godzilla, the lizard king is not whack
So funkin' bad he'll break the back of a Sleestak
And cause chaos when I'm done make it hectic
In fact you can't estimate how bad that I wreck it
Insane book knowledge give me stupid vocab
Vacuum sealed head and my gab don't go bad
Rappin' sniper you can bet I'm hyper
I'm drawin' a crowd like my man the Pied Piper
Zippedy-pippedy-do-dah, zippidely-d-o-a
My oh my that's crazy lyrics to say
And when I DJ I'm more like the Darth Vader
'Cause I cut it up right with my light saber fader
You don't think it's gonna last, it does bet your ass
That's why the floor boards shakin' low frequency blasts
I pillage and I plunder like the Hun Atilla
Or the freak Godzilla.
Godzilla, the killer, don't press your luck
From the depths of beyond comes a power of destruction
Panic as I have it wreakin' havoc on the street
Shakin' ground from the sound of the poundin' of my feet
And the beat the crushes all the backbones burns
Leavin' suckers out of luck stuck dead on the curb
The monster beat, with my monster breath
Means I'm sending all the men to an impending sudden death
Spice, the vox on the box
I'm allergic to the nuts, but Honeynut rocks
Leaving what I do true to the heart when I start
I just do what I gotta do and rip it all apart
Stuck in my basement I'm breakin' out hard
'Cause the noise of my toys can destroy the front yard
I summon up the bass and I send it on a rampage
Read about the beat tomorrow morning on the front page
And cower at the sound of my growl
As I howl you'll hit the ground 'cause my breath is so foul
I wreck everything in my way every day
Take a building I don't like and redesign it my way
You can hear me comin' for miles around
Get in my way I'll beat you down you won't last a whole round
Meet ya and I treat ya and I'm guaranteed to thrill ya
Because I'm hung like Godzilla
Verse 1
You niggas juss created a monsta
Fuck a tampa I smoke ganja
Up in the bahamas racin yamaha jet skis
Money launderin like "casa blanca"
Luminate the concert
Aimin missile launchers
He's crazy comet
Mentally disturbed karma
Wit all drama
I put that on my mama
I'm down to hog tie my playa potna
Don't make me spray ya potna
If you wanna save yo daughter nigga, give up the info
And throw that plasticy mutha fucka out my limo
Wit three up in his temple
The land where niggas pimp hoes big
I do this for the streets of
San fransisco on down to south central
My speech
Too hard on the instrumental will get yo club shot up
Drugs get rocked up
Hustalas settin shop up
Runnin from coppas
And helicopters
Pourin out vodka
For all my dead potnas
And make me wanna drop my chopper
And salute
Nigga put yo glocks in the air and salute
Nigga shoot
Only my first three times, nigga recoup
Ya'll niggas be bloops
No, publishin givin the loot
To your executive produce
Sellin bubble lex coupes
On loot
Beat yo bad bitches in daisy dukes
Poppin they cooch
While my fuckin name is introduced
1,2,-1,2
Clear my throat, check the mic
1,2 -1,2
How many mutha fuckas wanna smoke?
Whatcha want do?
I throw a tree full blunt into the crowd
Snatch a pile of money
Probably a thousand
Throw it in the crowd
Nigga now
Big poppa style
While I used to be on section 8
Now it's shrimp and lobster now
And livin like a mobbsta now
An niggas who snitched like sammy "the bulldog"
A final, or donny brasco body found in the barrio
Wit quatro, cinco hallows
Up in pablo
A tommyano killa
But never shit across the mobb though
Keep yo mouth closed
We hold the fuckin code of silence
Juss give me great beats and violins
My flow is violent
Cold as tyrannts
Hearin the po-po sirens
Live an direct, while you slide yo vet
Niggas think it's real, but chill, it's only a cassette
Yes, gangsta shit to the fullest
Hollow tip bullets through yo chest
Had to dismiss a lot of fake niggas
Juss to make scrilla
The industry be tryin to rape niggas
But I'm a straight killa
White as fuck like grade a gorilla
The mobb niggas used rob niggas fo, hagan das nigga
Keep a bribe wit her
Half a chicken up in a ride nigga
Fuck y'all niggas
I come stompin to eat 'em up like godzilla
Short stoppin my scrilla, nigga my cheddar cheese
Celeberty
Let my nigga pac rest in peace
Quit fightin
Know that God hate ugly niggas
Quit bitin
So I shoot you in yo face buddy
What you wanna do?
I got crew
Killas from the midwest
To new jerus, on down to baton rouge
Niggas bangin screws
The m-o-u crucifixates
If you'se a trick hate
Go home and ask yo bitch how my dick taste.
(how my dick taste)
Nigga, m-o-u crucifixates
If you'se a trick hate
Ask yo bitch how my dick taste.
*(screaming)*
Oh no!
Oh no!
He's alive!
Godzilla's alive!
Godzilla's alive!
Oh no! you've gotta see it!
This is john jerry, this is john jerry reporting from channel 4 news!
You gotta see this!
Call the president!
Godzilla's alive!
Call the president! tell the president to call the navy seals!
He's here, he's steppin on shit!
He's crushing!.....oh my god!
Godzilla's alive! oh you got to see this shit!
With a purposeful grimace and a terrible sound
He pulls the spitting high tension wires down
Helpless people on a subway train
Scream bug-eyed as he looks in on them
He picks up a camero and he throws it back down
As he wades through the buildings toward the center of town
Oh no, they say he's got to go go go Godzilla
Oh no, there goes Tokyo go go Godzilla
History shows again and again
With a purposeful grimace
And a terrible scowl
He pulls the spitting
High-tension wires down
Helpless people on subway trains
Scream my god as he looks in on them
He picks up a bus
And he throws in back down
As he wades through the village
Towards the center of town
Oh no, they say he's gotta go
Go, Go, GODZILLA
Yoo ooh oo oo
Oh no, there goes Tokyo
Go, Go, GODZILLA
Yoo ooh oo oo
Oh no, they say he's gotta go
Go, Go, GODZILLA
Yoo ooh oo oo
Oh no, there goes Tokyo
Go, Go, GODZILLA
Yoo ooh oo oo
Oh no, they say he's gotta go
Go, Go, GODZILLA
Yoo ooh oo oo
Oh no, there goes Tokyo
Go, Go, GODZILLA
Yoo ooh oo oo
History shows again and again
How nature points out
The folly of men, GODZILLA!
History shows again and again
How nature points out
The folly of men, GODZILLA!
History shows again and again
How nature points out
The folly of men, GODZILLA!
History shows again and again
How nature points out
[Celph Titled:]
What I write in a verse is like magic tricks
Copperfield, grab your chick, cop a feel
Cock the Glock for real, give you some cop appeal
Dynamite vest, nah ain't stressing nothing
With a smiley face sticker on my detonator button
Haters ask, "Is he bluffing? " or, "Is he bugging? "
I don't know but I don't fuck with weed with the seed stuffing
What I blaze gets me oh so higher
Burned more white widow smoke like an old folks home (on fire)
I make change cha-ching, I can hang a playground
From a charm you should see the way my chain swings
You got the balls to diss? Won't have em afterwards
Cause when I rap contenders get killed after all my words
I'm tired of all you rapping nerds trying to critique my shit
Like I ain't the motherfucking master of the baddest verse
Celph Titled and the AOTP alliance will travel back in time
Smack you, have your baby teeth flying
I am Rob Zombie, I am the omni of dishonesty
I'm a prodigy and atrocity
Not a lot of promise in me
Positively not a drop of modesty
My philosophy is the policy
I believe in nothing
Try teaching a beast peace and loving
Juggling, my beliefs need re-adjusting
My life with sticks and rocks
Kick, punch, block
It was not a box of butterscotch and soda pops
I have filled a plot of mud, spilled a lot of blood
Watch the drops dripping flood, hit the top stud
I have crashed a lot of waves, dug a lot of graves
Drunk a lot of grapes, I have fucked a lot of babes
I'm do not disturb, I have punched a lot of nerds
Struck a lot of curbs, I have cut a lot of curves
You are none of the above, push come to shove
You're all motherfucking puppy love and country clubs
[Apathy:]
Y'all motherfuckers ain't running shit, y'all are simply runaways
I walk the surface of the sun while you're rocking stunner shades
I'm in Hell shoving flames while you're sweating summer days
I'm the son of Satan, son of Sam, sicker some will say
Got a flow so cold that I could blow the sun away
Even if I kick a free someone still gonna pay
You could get blasted, body in a funeral casket
And cops searching for deoxyribonucleic acid
Slay the fascists, Pharaoh fans pray for classics
Come through in Raiders jackets to make this magic
I'm a holy man, Voodoo priest, rebel that'll shoot police
You wake up from this nightmare and change your little doodoo sheets
Skeleton crusher creature from the cryochamber
The naughty nasty trashy microphone annihilator
It's AP apparently you motherfuckers miss me
Some dude tried to diss me now that kid's history
[Planetary:]
Now you see [? ] misery, I heard it needs company
Who the fuck else wanna bleed in their Dungarees?
Planetary man, the evil rap Desert Eagle
Clap all your people get ready for the sequel
Needle set to vinyl, now it's time for your final thought
What's your last wish? You's a minor fined in court
Twenty-five to life, rap electric chair
Spit a sicker syllable, nigga slash like the slayers hit you
Get the picture, this a Kodak moment
Mo Yak flowing, pussy, bet your throwback on it
I'm a break bread only if the bread ain't stale
Take young niggas to school, I heard school's like jail
This is punishment government shit that you fucking with
Esoteric, I told him in swords drawn and dump the clip
Hear the battle cry piling up the dead soldiers
Know to tear it down, we get it down, the blood runs colder
[King Magnetic:]
Do the drive-by, hop out the wheel like caged hamsters
Rage amped up, hammer time without the stage dancers
I really doubt we killing it the same
I'm Magic before retirement, illest in the game
Diligently aim at targets without the Pizza Hut express shit
Put em in a long box like bread sticks
Then dip marinara with garlic
Marijuanaholic, carry arms like you're [? ] shoulder holding [? ]
Your show's supposed to be [? ] but is only known for obnoxious
Knowingly holding most of them hostage
No one closer to top ten
Coka Nostra and rock him roast the most of the Pac shit
Overdose with the prophet
Hold him over, don't drop him, watch us
Nonsense [? ] the process
Hate on my project, lay you unconscious
Screaming on the phone like you won a radio contest
[Vinnie Paz:]
The only fucking thing I love is my long knife
The .45 cal click, pow, put you on ice
Before the devil know you dead you should call Christ
All I hear is barking out y'all, a real dog bites
If you wanna split the tribe you should call Fife
I'm the real father of creation of God's life
LeBron in the beginning of the game, yeah I toss white
Calm at the beginning of the pain, Dalai Lam-like
Then I put your motherfucking brain in a strong vice
Eat your liver over fava beans and some warm rice
Y'all motherfuckers head cracked like I toss dice
Hey, recognize
I got a new name, get up on this
I got a new name, get up on this
I got a new name, get up on this
I got a new name, get up on this
I got a new name, get up on this
I got a new name, get up on this
I got a new name, get up on this
I got a new name, get up on this
I got a
I was sad, I was sad, I was sad
Until I heard her guitar
Shinning like the stars
From outside an opera bar
On the east side, the way she played it
Made me feel like I was back home
Her eyes, like two suns
Shinning down on this desert I roam
That is why I, I can't take this feeling in my heart anymore
Time for me to step and make my way through the door
If by chance I see you on this road once again
I can guarantee you that I will not pretend
Okay, so what's new? Is it really the old pursuit?
I meet the home girl on the corner of Broadview
And queen, and she was that, power to hypnotize
Strumming on the guitar and telling me no lies
Behind the dark skin was a soul of Isis
Priceless, Aquarius, Pisces I was a fish
And she was the water, heavenly daughter
With southern twang, claiming to be from Georgia
But I couldn't believe, she had to be from galaxies far beyond
And Kevin was so fond of the shape of my hands
I studied the lines in her face, wondering if they knew
What the secrets of human race is, face it
I drop the megatron bomb
Thanks to Terry and Jackie, I just stay calm
I got my heart broke, one shotgun, blow
But that's okay, I got a new name now
I got a new name, get up on this
I got a new name, get up on this
I got a new name, get up on this
I got a new name, get up on this
I got a new name, get up on this
I got a new name, get up on this
I got a new name, get up on this
I got a new name, get up on this
I got
Yo, dance to the, dance to the, dance to the, dance to the
Dance to the, dance to the, dance to the, dance to the
I can't take this feeling in my heart anymore
Time for me to step and make my way through the door
If by chance I see you on this road once again
I can guarantee you that I will not pretend
Better recognize C A N A D A
Eh, eh, what we say, eh, recognize
Better recognize C A N A D A
Eh, eh, eh, recognize
Shame on a, that tries to run game on a
Recognize
Godzilla
King of the monsters
Go get Hedora
Destroy all monsters
Godzilla versus Mothra
Versus Gigan
On Monster Island
Here comes Tokyo
The shadow from the sea
Kaiju Eiga, atomic energy
Godzilla, Rodan and Ghidrah
Controlled by aliens from Planet X
Monster zero
Godzilla versus Destroyer
Versus King Ghiodrah
Destroy all monsters
Here comes Tokyo
The shadow from the sea
Kaiju Eiga, atomic energy
Godzilla
Godzilla
Godzilla
Destroy all monsters
Godzilla
Godzilla
Godzilla
tu lauk manes tu sulauk
manes mano mylima...
tu lauk manes -
zvaigzdes primena mano
mylima...
Pamirsi kuo as vardu
o man pasaulis - tai tu
ir as vel kelio gale...
BET KAI TU SALIA AS AKIMIRKAI
VIRSTU VAIKU...
KAI TU SALIA IR AKIMIRKA VIRSTA
ILGU LAIKU
KAI TU SALIA AS TIRPSTU,
NES KARTU
MES LYG SNAIGES UGNYJE
NEISEIK PRASAU... BUS LABAI SUNKU...
tu lauk manes kai jau
nebelauks silko kilimai
tu lauk manes mano
mylima jei bures matai...
pamirsi kuo as vardu
o man pasaulis tai tu
ir as vel kelio gale...
BET KAI TU SALIA...
Well, it's a quarter to twelve and there is no time
I gotta move fast to get to the door to the jungle
Well the trees are screaming and the sky explodes
The branches are ripping at my clothes in the jungle
[Chorus]
You can't run, you can't hide Screaming for Godzilla Forty natives by my side Screaming for Godzilla
Will this nightmare ever end?
This is real, it's not pretend
You can't run and you can't hide
Well, the buildings are falling and the city is hot Mothra and 'Zilla are squaring it off in the struggle Ripping the bridge from under the train
Crushing the cars and smashing the planes in the struggle
[Chorus]
You can't run and you can't hide Screaming for Godzilla Forty natives by my side Screaming for Godzilla
Was this dream always the same?
What did I do? I'm not to blame
You can't run and you can't hide
[Break]
[Chorus]
You can't run and you can't hide Screaming for Godzilla Forty natives by my side Screaming for Godzilla
With each blow Godzilla screams,
?throw the monster to his knees?