In a society where power and wealth are inaccessable to most of it's citizens it becomes infinitely easier to seek these things on the wrong side of the law
[All:]
Wie maak die jol vol?
Die Mutant maak die jol vol
Wie maak die jol vol?
Die Mutant maak die jol vol
Gooi Isaac, gooi, gooi, gooi Isaac
Gooi, gooi, gooi Isaac
Gooi, gooi, gooi Isaac
Gooi, gooi
[Isaac Mutant:]
Awê! Hier's ek weer van die Lentegeur
Want ek wys jou ek's betere gebou die keer
... 's dieper in die mou die keer
En die beat slat jy nog meer flou die keer
Wat nou die keer sê jy ek was te rou die keer
Moan jy weer te sê ek slat jou boude seer
Moan jy weet, jy kan net klou en keer
We flow from here to binne in Pretoria
We buy and sell by mense wat jou blind vertel
Blimey hell, haai my pêl's a rhyming well
Taai so slym en gel, wat kyn a geld
... ja well
Simon says ek moet jou blind vertel
Naaiers net naaiers soos julle wat naai is is naai het
Dis julle naaiers wat hom naai met naaiers wat is wat dit is
Naaiers is jas en daai was naaier wat jas is wat kwaai is
Want daai is net naaiers soos julle is naaiers soos julle
[All:]
Wie maak die jol vol?
Knoffel maak die jol vol
Wie maak die jol vol?
Knoffel maak die jol vol
Gooi Knoffel, gooi, gooi, gooi Knoffel
Gooi, gooi, gooi Knoffel
Gooi, gooi, gooi Knoffel
Gooi, gooi
[Knoffel:]
Mamma mia, asta la vista, jika ma jika,.., ons het geskreeu vir Madiba
Ariba Ariba!
Sim sima ek is koekoe ga ga goo goo oor my boegoe en uhuru sonder voodoo doedoe baba, hahahaha
... nog lava jy brand die ganja tot tanza (?)
Dada jou one papa jou my... brand soos atchar
Ek wil net rap met my lek bek op jou back track
Op jou marks, get set, mic check op jou plek is Hi-Tek
Hola respek tolla maradolla jy moet skills het soos maradona en costra nostra
Binne buite die kuier is medisyne vir sulke pyne
Die wildetuine het flava, jy kan ons uittest met rain... op die Cape Flats
Jy's gebles
[All:]
Wie maak die jol vol?
Jaakie maak die jol vol
Wie maak die jol vol?
Jakie maak die jol vol
Gooi Jaakie, gooi, gooi, gooi Jaakie
Gooi, gooi, gooi Jaakie
Gooi, gooi, gooi Jaakie
Gooi, gooi
[Jaak Paarl:]
Ek is Jaak Paarl en ek is so gebou omdat ek sterk is
Ek het daar ge... rond onthou omdat ek lui vir werk is
Ek praat myself nou in 'n koma
Laat jou droom ja van jou voorblad oordat oorvat in jou oor krap
Die gehoor klap
Picture nou die Ninja gou hy kopskiet jou so potpienkblou
Sy fokking shows laat moffies flou
Want moffies wou hom op die klou pot
Wie maak die jol vol party roll call
Jaakie, Knoffel, Scally, Isaac, Ninja
What's up julle maatjies?
Alle bobbejaantjies klap julle handjies
[All:]
Wie maak die jol vol?
Ninja maak die jol vol
Wie maak die jol vol?
Ninja maak die jol vol
Gooi Ninja, gooi, gooi, gooi Ninja
Gooi, gooi, gooi Ninja
Gooi, gooi, gooi Ninja
Gooi, gooi
[Ninja:]
Hello mense, quick put your hands up
Die moederfokken Ninja's keeping it gangsta (hoss)
Kid pull your pants up, I'm 27, 8, wait 26, vriendelik?
No man I'm joking I'm 44
Do a lot of yoga, meditate, smoke blunts, levitate
Rook tik, maak die hele fokken huis skoon chop-chop
Praat 'n klomp kak soos 'n vrotkop
Liar, liar damn you naaier
Make you do a dance, set your pants on fire
Woof woof Ninja's getting no fire
My piel is so lank as 'n telephone wire
Haha, silly man you funny
Bambam gimme some punani
White punani
Coloured punani
Any punani... punani
[All:]
Wie maak die jol vol?
Scally maak die jol vol
Wie maak die jol vol?
Scally maak die jol vol
Gooi Scally, gooi, gooi, gooi Scally
Gooi, gooi, gooi Scally
Gooi, gooi, gooi Scally
Gooi, gooi
[Scallywag:]
Ja naai volop 'n laai binne in 'n pyl binne in 'n laai
Gaan 'n plan beraad met 'n hand grenaat
En 'n gun vanaand om almal aan te rant
'N Wilde fokken ou ja
Bars jou kop met 'n pik en 'n ou graaf
Binne bek gevaarlik beter hardloop
Of ek attack you dadelik
Don [?] dada, oh jirre, gif van 'n pofadder
Rap... op die track malle
So fok julle tik medisyne
Vreet malpille
Ek misbruik diere vir my plesiere
Kom in 'n storm en norm
Skok jou met donderweer tot daar skuim in jou bek vorm
[Knoffel:] Ja dis hoss,
[Jaak:] Ek is lief vir my spiere
[Knoffel:] Ek dink nie my ma is nog trots op my nie
[Jaak:] Rosyntjies, piesangs is my resep
[Knoffel:] Ek het fokkol geld hie' my bru
[Jaak:] Ek is lief vir Wielie Walie
[Knoffel:] Wil jy 'n MC is en daai fok los die kak gedagte
Check it,
I represent South African culture.
In this place you get a lot of different things:
Blacks,
Whites,
Coloured,
English,
Afrikaans,
Xhosa,
Zulu,
Watookal.
I'm like all these different things,
All these different people,
F**ked into one person.
Ninja
Yo yo yo yo-landi Visser
Jack Parow
DJ-Hitek
Die fokken antwoord
[Chorus:]
Wat pomp julle?
[Yo-landi Visser:]
Fresh futuristig
Me I'm a misfit, drink my 5 roses tea with a biscuit
I'm shweet and I'm twisted, like a koeksuster
I'm rustig ekse, o, we go ballistig, you can't fuck with this shit
It's dark and it's different, pay attention or be like Fuckit, I missed it
Joe, maar sy's giftig, oo jissie is dit?
Staan terug boetie, cause I spoeg when I spit shit.
I missed it
My number's unlisted
Yo fuck the system, I got my own system.
Poes, I won't listen, my tricky dicky lietjie blows systems.
You can hear me coming from the distance.
Mense versigtig, I get up to mischief
Jou fokken mif dik lip op 'n tik klip
My style is poison, it's a freak pak of gom.
Giftige cherrie up on page 3 van Die Son.
[Chorus:]
Wat pomp julle?
[Jack Parow:]
Wat pomp julle?
Raak dronk op pille
Vrot binne as die kwaai pop singers kop sinne
Ek verskyn uit die stoom van die stort
Soos n droom of 'n visie, 'n oom op n missie
Mirror, mirror on the wall tell me who's I'll
I'm touched with true skill
I bust the blue steel
Shit the mirror's misty
Sjoe who can this be
Let's see the seksie refleksie
Eksie perfeksie donner op 'n entjie
Stonewashed jeans palm bome op my hempie
Tssss
Fuck yes I'm dressed for success my breath is kak fresh
JACK PAROW!
(There you go baby)
Look at that lekker romantiese afrikaans superster rapper
Check my fokken uit
Lat die beat drop player
Die naam's Jack Parrow
Fok steve hofmeyer
[Ninja:]
Me and my super fresh look to the rescue
We come to gently caress you
Like two warm ballas in a nice cold palm
Make you feel strange when the mic's on
Ok, this is my song
Fok jou ek dink jy's 'n poes!
Vat jou vir 'n poes want jy klink soos 'n poes!
Jy rap soos 'n poes en jy sing soos 'n poes.
Hou my neus vas want jy stink soos 'n poes
Alright lemme speak yo, all up in this freak show.
Ok, check out my skill, geen fokken clue nie
Like my name was Nigel.
Moenie my flippen tune nie
Ek gaan vir my ma se.
Okay, toemaar los dit,
If it doesn't fit, force it, that's my motto.
I'm not weird, you're weird
I'm just flippin new here
I rap like a sore thumb, what's up with you brother
I fit right in, like my cock in your mother.
So don't tell me I've got no fire
I'm running on the spot and I'm so tired
Hair getting blown back by my blow dryer
Jou Naaier, jou naaier
[Chorus:]
Wat pomp julle?
Uuh (hosss)
2009 (yo)
Die fokken Antwoord (fresh futuristig)
Dj Hitek (duidelik)
Yo-landi Visser (some fucking fancy shit)
Jy check my op die fokken strate (yo)
Jy check my in fokken larny restaurant (we're very fancy)
Yo, Jy check my op page 3 van Die Son
Yo, die fokken ninja (ouch)
Stainless steel stab comin' at ya
My borshare mooi afgeskeer (daarsy!)
Donald Duck cap from the overseas (oulik!)
Freessssh
Don't fuck with my style
Ninja – I'm a tiger
Yo, waar die fok is Jack?
Jack?
Parow?
Is dit net ek of is alls TOS?
Yes-yes, ek soek 'n fancy koers
Wat die fok?
Fok die poes in die Corsa lanks ons
Yo, Ninja, kook 'n tekkie
Laat ons gly
Drive fast
Play kak music now
Wat kyk jy?
Fokol
Wat kyk jy?
Poes
Wat kyk jy?
Fok jou
Wat kyk jy?
Jou naai
Wat kyk jy?
Fokol
Wat kyk jy?
Poes
Wat kyk jy?
Fok jou
Wat kyk jy?
Jou naai
Ninja
Die brandewyn en coke
Better listen to whatever she says
The richest bitch with the nicest arse
Yo, Ninja, kook 'n fokken tekkie
Drive!
Drive fast
Play kak music now
*chorus*
Hie' gaat ons weer
It's that brotha from another mother's ghwarra
Jislaaik, how did I get so fancy?
Die real fokken deal
Jy lyk so mooi met my piel in jou keel
If I don't know you get lost
You're not on my level
Yo, put the pedal to the metal
Drive fast
Play kak music now
*chorus*
Yes-yes, ek soek 'n fancy koers
Met 'n klomp poese hiersô
Naai my broer, die queues is langer daar
On the microphone I'm like the evilest ruler
Mind control many people like Zuma
Wat? Fok jou poephol
Say what you like, but you can't do fuck all
Deal with it, you can't fuck with my game
Yo, what the fuck are you saying?
I'm not wise with your street lingo
Niks soos 'n lekker bietjie holswaai
Niks soos 'n lekker bietjie holnaai
Don't worry, everything will be alright
Drive
Drive fast
Play kak music now
Chorus x2
Die fokken Antwoord
Vra vir die fokken flying Dutchman
[B:] Hello, what you doing here, who are you?
[The Flying Dutchman:] Het jy my tv?
[B:] My codename is Mikhail Breznikov, but you can call me Bongi
[The Flying Dutchman:] (snort) nice name, where'd you get it? the Waterfront?
[B:] Don't you think I've been mocked enough, because my father, Sipho, did not put a click in my name?
[The Flying Dutchman:] Versin!
[B:] I was taken by the Russians as a slave, but I maintain my Sowetan heritage with this afro.
[The Flying Dutchman:] Verstaan jy Afrikaans?
[B:] stop! English only - I do not understand your language.
[The Flying Dutchman:] mm? why am I here?
[The Flying Dutchman:] Ja waars ons kinders?
[B:] I said English. Can you handle it?
[The Flying Dutchman:] Hmm?
[B:]
Because you are cute and I like to lick the chocolate starfish
If you are wondering why my voice is not in sync with my lips,
It is because when I was a little boy my best friend Jacob Zuma taught me how to talk shit
The $0$, dress so fress,
Sy's very fancy, Hi-tek flows flex
On the street sy hou van my skoene
Like there goes da ou met die Pumas
Did you pay for those shoes bru?
I'm flat broke bra
But free Puma fokken alles cause I rap so gna
Y mc kak n oukie [?]
Ninja's rap maak 'n poppie nat in the broekie
Kykie kykie ons is face to face hie
I'm showing you affection luister baby
I know you need protection jy's a meisie
I'm livin my vida loca and it makes you crazy
What's the big fucking deal?
I'm the big fucking deal.
Flasta's beat's fuckin' I'll.
Suckers in my zone getting up to kak
Better pasop or the ninja will fuck you up
[Chorus:]
Not everybody getting money spending money
Not everybody getting money spending money
I'll pop a sucka fuckin' with my pocket money
I'll pop a sucka fuckin' with my pocket money
One, two, three to the four.
Ninja's hardcore I sleep on the floor
Too much love makes you phat like a ganster
Fok dit eks nog steeds fokken honger
Let the N-I-N J to the A clim on the mic
And take you away
The mind's tricky
There's a lot of games it can play
Tell me what's wrong I'll make it OK
Life is a mind fuck you can sing to the lord
But you just the result of everything you were taught
Very fancy when I do my thing to the drum
Ninja says everything you think you become
Cool, I wanna be rich and invisible
Replace poetry play overseas
Ninja only raps with really cool rappers
Now you see me now you don't
Zing zooey zappaz
Very fancy
This beats very fancy
Very fancy
I speak very fancy
[Chorus]
Big bad man from the overseas throws a beat my way
Sommer makes my day
[Intro]
Hello baby,
You're beautiful
I love you
What's your name?
[Hook]
Bitch, you make a Ninja wanna fuck, bitch
U make a Ninja wanna fuck
U make a Ninja wanna fuck, bitch
U make a Ninja wanna fuck
U make a Ninja wanna fuck, bitch
U make a Ninja wanna fuck
You know what I'm sayin', uh
[V1]
I don't give a fuck, I'm an animal
Smile for the camera, though grab my balls
Backstage, just boobs and ass galore
I feel like a kid in a mother-fucken' candy store
... fancy ho
Flippin' asses, arses, slinging them backstage passes
Clink! Them champagne glasses
I'm living' in a man's world
It's been cool foolin' with the fan girls
Pick one, slang em' with the chit chat
Let me see where this mother-fuckin' shit's at
You got a boyfriend? Don't worry I won't tell
Let's fuck off to a five star hotel
Swear to God; chicks dig big dicks
Sip n'then go go to room 666, Bitch!
[Hook]
Bitch, you make a Ninja wanna fuck, bitch
U make a Ninja wanna fuck
U make a Ninja wanna fuck, bitch
U make a Ninja wanna fuck
U make a Ninja wanna fuck, bitch
U make a Ninja wanna fuck
You know what I'm sayin', uh
[V2]
We keep gangsta
Put ya fuckin' hands up
Rollin' in a matte black - Subaru!
DVD playing' on my dashboard, pumping freaky porn
Vodka in my OJ keep me warm
Mal laugh starts while the party in the ghetto
Don't fuck with me, they'll find your body in a meadow.
Got friends in low places, dark friends with flou faces
The dark sneaks with no laces
Think I'm just a mother-fucken bad boy
The lucky thing, girls know what I was thinking about
Typical girls don't start...
You look real cute with my dick in your mouth, Bitch!
[Hook]
U make a Ninja wanna fuck, bitch
U make a Ninja wanna fuck
U make a Ninja wanna fuck, bitch
U make a Ninja wanna fuck
U make a Ninja wanna fuck, bitch
U make a Ninja wanna fuck
You know what I'm sayin', uh
[Girlie Sec]
Mark my chest
Mark my chest
Mark my, mark my, mark my chest
Mark my chest
Mark my chest
Mark my, mark my, mark my chest
Mark my chest
Mark my chest
Mark my, mark my, mark my chest
Mark my chest
Mark my chest
[V3]
I think we're alone now
There doesn't seem to be anyone around
So bump that big bootie, get to blaze
Set up them sweet boobies in my face
What you looking at? Told me was weird
Fuck k k that thing on my dick
Uh, s'about that time honey
It's not much longer, but your slimin' it
Schweet... Uh, say my name bitch
(Ninja, Ninja)
Zef side Ninja's got some slick
And I'm so good 'cause my dick so big
... mother fucken' penis
... I wanna hear this
(Ah ah ah ah )
[Girlie Sec]
Mark my chest
Mark my chest
Mark my, mark my, mark my chest
Mark my chest
Mark my chest
Mark my, mark my, mark my chest
Mark my chest
Mark my chest
Mark my, mark my, mark my chest
Mark my chest
Mark my chest
Mark my chest
Mark my chest
Mark my, mark my, mark my chest
Mark my chest
Mark my chest
Mark my, mark my, mark my chest
Mark my chest
Mark my chest
Mark my, mark my, mark my chest
Mark my chest
Mark my chest
Bitch!
[Hook]
U make a Ninja wanna fuck, bitch
U make a Ninja wanna fuck
U make a Ninja wanna fuck, bitch
U make a Ninja wanna fuck
U make a Ninja wanna fuck, bitch
U make a Ninja wanna fuck
, bitch
Ons is fokken mal
Kom ons slag 'n koei
Hang hom onderstebo
Nou gaan hy lekker bloei
Okay mannetjie, tyd vir jou les
Yo jissis vrou, waar's die fokken mes?
(Hier so!)
Fokkit
Yes Yes Yes
Eugene terror met die 666
My moer my vrou flow is rou
Reimpies, skop en donner
Maak gou pappie
Ons is fokken honger
Hou jou bek jou klein frek
Waar is jou respek?
Haal jou vinger uit jou hol
Waar's my fokken zol?
Jissis - klein Frikkie, neus vol snot
(God asseblief - gooi weg daai vrot rot)
Hierso's 'n spliff Pappie
Hierdie goed skop
Kyk die vol maan!
Hierdie kak is aan die gang
Almal!
Eugene Terror!
Dis my fokken naam
Put your hands together
Kom ons bid saam
Super Evil, I am your enemy
Super Evil, I am your enemy
Klein kappie, kaftan
Wat's aan die gang?
Spliff in my hand
Bokkie aan die kant
Groot dagga blaar op my voorkop YO
(Ek hou vannie rooi, groen en gou oppie mou)
Ons is fokken rou
Ons is fokken nou
Ons is fokken hier
Waar's die fokken bier
Kom nou seun, eet daardie been
Nee dankie pa
Ek's 'n vegetarien
Jy's 'n fokken poes
Kyk jou fokken hemp
Wat staan daar, ANC?
Is jy getik in jou kop?
Ons is die AWB
Boerewors, shambok, wys met die vleis
Rotgif in my spliff
Kaftan with
As ons satan gaan aanbid
[Cough cough]
Raah, kykie wille bulletjie
Ma, ek voellie lekke nie
Hierso, vat 'n pilletjie
Super Evil, I am your enemy
Super Evil, I am your enemy
Antibiotika is lekker
Dit laat my beter voel
Aaaah – nou voel ek lekker!
Vat 'n sluk van my black alien juice
Ek vat 'n fokken sluk
Then I transform
Ons skud op die dansvloer
Get your arse warm
Die Beste
Vetse
Moederfokken Zefste
Suid Afrikanse rap-rave master
Ninja's on attack, aah
Check ons funny rapper
Fokken alien soos Wikus van der Merwe
Geen fokken skaam
Baby, I'm on...
The microphone with a black alien arm
Fuck up your brain soos 'n I'll kop stamp
Fok!
Like my fuckin name was Neil Blomkamp
Super Evil, I am your enemy
Super Evil, I am your enemy
Ninja –aka killer prawn
Yo-landi Visser – aka fok julle naaiers,
You know who you are
Jou ma se poes in 'n vispaste jar
[Sample:]
"Toe nou pa, moenie so te kere gaan nie.
Wat moet die mense van ons dink? "
"Man, hulle kan dink net wat hulle wil.
Yo Hi-Tek, let's fuck around with some of that feel good gansta shit.
Been rapping for 20 fucking years.
A whole lot of fucking blood sweat and tears.
Who cares they dont give a fuck.
On the mic I'm taking no prisoners
Check me out yo.
So what if I'm only coming in the game?
So what I'm in it for the cash, money and the fame?
So what if ... is fucking up your brain?
Yo-Landi Visser is the shit up in this bitch.
I rap for 20 years, never made a cent.
Borrowed money from my mom to pay the rent.
Now how I'm gonna get out this fucking mess?
Yolandi shows me twostripes on the fucking piss test.
Oh fuck, broke ass Ninja gonna be a daddy.
Little baby Ninja gonna need some nappies.
Gave it my best shot, never pressed stop
Thank god die moederfokken Antwoord went pop.
Got a million fucking dollars in the bank
Then I converted all my dollars into rands
That equalled seven million rands in the bank
Not too shitty, fuck you Jimmy, Imma never give it back.
Dont worry Ninja, I'm gonna make you proud.
I'm here to work, I'm not here to fuck around. (is ja)
I'm your very special cherry at the top
Imma keep it very fucking hot and I'm never coming down
Been rapping for 20 fucking years.
A whole lot of fucking blood sweat and tears.
Who cares they dont give a fuck.
On the mic I'm taking no prisoners
Kykie
So what I fly around the whole world getting paid?
So what I smoke weed all day every day?
So what I tell truth even when I tell a lie (?)
I get very red in the eye when I'm getting high
I got a record deal in the overseas
So we started there I couldnt go to sleep
... sold my soul there for a fee
When they dropped the album everyone downloaded it for free
In the overseas they think I'm the shizzle
In South Africa they think I'm a criminal
(Little girl show me your ID)
I don't like the drugs but the drugs sure like me!
Ninja fuckin' ugly on the skin
But Ninja very lovely from within
I'm serious bro I just need a bit of fun
So Ninja likes a girl who lets him stick his penis up her bum
Ek gooi 'n fokken 2-7 in die lug
Ek slat jou met my fokken piel in jou gesig
I'm the fuckin ultimate I can't lose
Klap 'n vet moderfokken zol nou's ek confused
Been rapping for 20 fucking years.
A whole lot of fucking blood sweat and tears.
Who cares they dont give a fuck.
On the mic I'm taking no prisoners
So what my teachers at school tell me I would never hack it
So what I'm like a full-blown marijuana addict?
So what I'm not the freshest fuckin rapper on the planet?
It's a South Africa thing you wouldn't understand it.
Chilling in your room bored all alone
Now you flipping through porn on your phone
Start jerking off bout to bust a nut
When in walks your mom Jesus what the fuck
Life is crazy it doesn't make sense
I'm here to make money, not to make friends.
Need to hustle like a fucking dwang just to pay the rent
Nowadays when I check my balance at the ATM I go
Oh my god! Oh oh my god!
Oh my god! Oh oh my god!
Oh my god! Oh oh my god!
Geld my boetie.
I'm so hot right now.
I need an ass ...
Shit Dj Hi Tek this motherfucking beat is nasty
Im so hot right now
The girlies go pssst I'm so hot
Then my face goes tssst
Im so hot right now
Yo-landi Visser
Im so hot right now
DJ Hi Tek
Im so hot right now
Zefside Ninja
Im so hot right now
Die fokken Antwoord
Im so hot right now
Neil Blomkomp
Im so hot right now
Tony Seoula (??)
Im so hot right now
Show me the moolah
Im so hot right now
[Yolandi:]
Rich bitch (yo yo yo yo)
Rich bitch (yo yo yo Yo-Landi)
I'm a rich bitch (yo yo yo yo)
A mothafuckin' rich bitch (yo yo yo Yo-Landi)
I do my own thing when the phone rings
Maybe I'll answer, maybe I'm busy (yo yo yo Yo-Landi)
I want some next shit
I got connections
Only speak to people I wanna speak to
Sophisticated, fokken larney
Nutella on my sarmie
Fokken dik gesmeer, bra
I shop at Woolworths
With my own paper, eh, flava
On the fuckin' microphone (yo yo yo Yo-Landi)
Rich bitch (yo yo yo yo)
Rich bitch (yo yo yo Yolandi)
I'm a rich bitch (yo yo yo yo)
A mothafuckin' rich bitch (yo yo yo Yo-Landi)
Rich bitch (yo yo yo yo)
Rich bitch (yo yo yo Yolandi)
I'm a rich bitch (yo yo yo yo)
A mothafuckin' rich bitch (yo yo yo Yo-Landi)
Wasn't always a rich bitch
Used to be a poor girl
Ag, shame, die arme meisie
Ek wassie wysie (yo yo yo Yo-Landi)
I was a victim of a kak situation
A stalk in the system
With no fokken assistance
I know it sounds strange
But I used to count change
On the counter at pick 'n pay
Or Shoprite-Checkers
No butter on my broodjie
Geen koeldrank nie, net my strootjie
But then I got my game on
Yo flame on (yo yo yo Yo-Landi)
Now I'm a rich bitch (yo yo yo yo)
Rich bitch (yo yo yo Yo-Landi)
I'm a rich bitch (yo yo yo yo)
A mothafuckin' rich bitch (yo yo yo Yo-Landi)
Rich bitch (yo yo yo yo)
Rich bitch (yo yo yo Yo-Landi)
I'm a rich bitch (yo yo yo yo)
A mothafuckin' rich bitch (yo yo yo Yo-Landi)
To all my means sir
In a tart situation
Getting closer to god
Do you hear that?
I flow from the heart
Fuck the upperclass
Versigtig, ek's nog steeds fokken giftig
Yo, fuck a rich bitch (yo yo yo Yo-Landi)
Rich bitch (yo yo yo yo)
Rich bitch (yo yo yo Yo-Landi)
I'm a rich bitch (yo yo yo yo)
A mothafuckin' rich bitch (yo yo yo Yo-Landi)
Rich bitch (yo yo yo yo)
Rich bitch (yo yo yo Yo-Landi)
I'm a rich bitch (yo yo yo yo)
A mothafuckin' rich bitch (yo yo yo Yo-Landi)
Sk sk
Kyk hie'
DJ Hi-Tek
Fokkit
Wha, wha
Yo, everybody take it to the next fucking level
Die Antwoord versus Enya, Orinoco Ninja Flow
Sail away motherfucker remix
Are you ready for dis? Hm?
Are you ready for dis girl?
{Check it}
I think about you when I masturbate
You can't even believe it, but that's okay
On the microphone I fascinate
When I let my third eye exaggerate
Freaky visions, I'll tell you what I see
Cold concrete scattered with dry leaves
You're naked, lying on the pavement
People are standing around with laany shoes
You can hardly move, you look sexy
All of a sudden, the streets are empty
You stand up, open your eyelids
You in a trench coat, it's French, you look stylish
You walk in the silence, Not sure what the time is
It's totally twilight, sky is violet
An abandoned house, look ahead you see
Someone opened the door, and yes, it's me
With the meanest penis you've even seen
You're on your period, with no tampon
You kneel down, get with the vibe
{Sail away motherfuckers!}
Your period blood has crystallized
{Sail away motherfuckers!}
You offer me the red crystal, it's I'll
{Sail away motherfuckers!}
Grab a hold of the mic tight, tonight's the night
{Sail away motherfuckers!}
Lift up your dress, open up your legs
Your vagina's sewn up, untie the thread
My sublime rhyme inside your head
Your mind is rushing, vagina gushing
Another chick in the corner taking a piss
It looks nice, the whole vibe is totally kinky
Look around, the new room is fancy
Remove your fur coat, remove your panties
I'm rockin' a suit and a black face mask,
I ejaculate in a champagne glass
Your precious flesh is so mysterious
Pierce your nipples with two long needles Like a crucifix
Take you to another level, while I get my freak on
The vibe is mental, transcendental
We somewhere else now
Still rockin' the mask, but I've taken off my suit
You're rockin' a mask too, shakin' your nice boobs,
I tell you I like you, you feel my piel
Turn it up, turn it up, turn it up, fucked up loud
Turn it up, turn it up, turn it up, fucked up loud
Turn it up, turn it up, turn it up, fucked up loud
Turn it up, turn it up, turn it up, fucked up loud
Sail away motherfuckers!
Sail away motherfuckers!
Sail away motherfuckers!
Sail away motherfuckers!
Unh, yo
You arrive at the cemetery in time for the ceremony
I give you a hot kiss, grab a hold of your arse cheeks
How'd you like to get laid in this
Tombstone in the middle of the rain forest
My gaze put you in a daze, I'm lovin' your long tongue
Look at your beautiful face, covered in hot cum
Spread my wings, block out the sun
Lie on my back, scope out your bum
My penis stays hard, you're breathing heavily
I penetrate you, the feeling's heavenly
Now bounce girl, you know it's hot
{Sail away motherfuckers!}
Bounce, bounce girl like oh my god
{Sail away motherfuckers!}
Totally, freaky deaky funky
{Sail away motherfuckers!}
Ninja, make you leave your body
Never Le Nkemise
Never Le Nkemise
I'm indestructible, gangster number one
play now cry later
the harder they come, the harder they fall
Hos, you can't stop me
You can try, but you won't survive
Cause I'm a muthafuckin' ninja
Zef Side Represent, you fuckin' with the best
Ninja the fed kapper
y'all naaiers
clit fucker
Dungeon/dungeon/dungeon
Looks like I'm gonna need my
click click
that black lock nine millimeter
Every day's like bulletproof vest time
When you're rollin' through the muthafuckin Zef Side
And now we don't stop at the roadblocks
In the day look around three-sixty degrees
If you bustin' the muthafuckin' doughnut
I'm not even trusting a roadblock
I'll pigs bust caps in the back, of your head
bang, now you're dead
whatcha gonna do, huh?
Maybe go run tell Zuma?
He doesn't give a fuck
That's why we keep it muthafuckin' gangsta
I'm not scared of you
But you muthafuckin' scared of me
Yeah, the Ninja has become the enemy
I'm indestructible, gangster number one
played-out cry later
the harder they come, the harder they fall
Os, you can't stop me
You can try, but you won't survive
Cause I'm a muthafuckin' ninja
[Ninja]
Yo, DJ Hi-Tek
Where you at, my nigga?
DJ Hi-Tek will fuck you in the ass
DJ Hi-Tek will fuck you in the ass
DJ Hi-Tek will fuck you in the ass
Fuck you in the ass, punk ass white boy[x2]
DJ Hi-Tek, yo, you can't touch me faggot
You not man enough
DJ Hi-Tek, yo, you can't touch me faggot (oh!)
I'll fuck you in the ass
DJ Hi-Tek will eat your asshole alive, you bitch!
Fuck you, ho!
DJ Hi-Tek will your asshole
I'll fuck you in front of everybody, bitch
Look at you, you scared
Look at you, you scared
Now, ho (Uh!)
You scared of a real man
Look at you, you scared
It's DJ Hi-Tek, bitch!
I'll fuck you til you love me, faggot!
I'll fuck you til you love, fuck you til you love me,
Fuck you til you, fuck you til you, fuck you til you love me
I'll fuck you til you love me, fuck you til you love me
Uh this is it
A whole lot of blood, sweat and tears
But it paid off, I finally made it
Here I am
Living the dream...
Yo this is the fuckin coolest
Check my nuwe fuckin Pumas
Grab your phone take a picture
When you see Yo-Landi Vi$$er and the NINJA
Lifes tough, hard times can kill...
Sometimes I grab the microphone and go ballistic
Sometimes I grab the mic and skop it like a chill.
This one's goin out to all my gangsters
Dik getinte vensters
Kwaai spoilers
Gedropte suspensions
Spiff rims en kak gevaarlike engines
All I wanna do is zoom zoom zoom
Met 'n poes every doem doem doem
Die Antwoord's n mindfuck soos die fokken Mandrax
Have goose bumps from the base kicks
(CHORUS)
Hello al my liewe maatjies
All my gangsters, all my lighties
Hello al my liewe maatjies
All my blacks all my coloureds, all my whities.
(I see the clouds get so deep/Die motherfucking antwoord het jou lief)
What's that bru I got the good stuff?
I can get you hooked up
My lullaby's float like a butterfly
Sting like a poesklap
There's a heavy calm in the middle of my storm
Geen fokken skaam, skrik vir niks soos die fokken son
Dik fokken gees
Die Ninja moves free
From the cape flats to the overseas
Skop ek kak gevaarlike poetry
Jealousy makes you nasty
In your face!
[Ninja:]
Yo-landi Vi$$er, gooi!
[Yo-landi:]
Bam!
You don't know who I am
I'm a phenomenon that you can never understand
You don't know where I come from! You don't know where I hang!
I fuck you when I slam with my motherfucking slang
We're coming with the hot stuff drop it like it's warm
Pretty fokken wise hier getattoo op my arm
Ag shame if Yo-landi Vi$$er's fucking with your brain
Don't think about it too much you'll pop a fokken vein
Like b-b-b-boom gimme fucking room!
You're chilling in the fast lane fucking up my zoom
Lekker fokken brain strain keeping up with this shit
All up in the main vain keep it fucking twisted
People think they know me but they don't know shit
Follow my every move, sniff the seat after I sit
Make you feel it when I spit want ek spoeg jou fokken nat
All I know is that I'm blowing up like jissus what the fuck? wat?
Jealousy makes you nasty
In your face!
Ninja!
Boom! Gimme fuckin' room
I'm coming from the dark side of the fuckin' moon
I'm a god or a devil
Harder than metal
Ya I'm a rebel!
Fuck you if you're not on my level
Lot of nosy naaiers digging in my past
Like an irritating little finger in my ass
Ja sure Ninja changed a little since he left school
So did you but the thing is you a little less cool
Look at me now man, damn!
I don't know where I am
What must I do with all this fucking money in my hand?
Used to be a no one, now I'm the fucking man
With this fuck-you money to say fuck you cause I can
Jissis guys
This is nice
Chilling up in motherfucking business class
Take this hot face cloth wipe my bum
Get it lekker fucking ready so that you can kiss my ass
Jealousy makes you nasty
In your face!
Fok jou!
Fok of! Fok jou!
Fok of! Fok jou!
Fok of! Fok jou!
Fok of! Fok jou!
Fok of! Fok jou!
Fok of! Fok jou!
Fok of! Fok jou!
Fok of! Fok jou!...
Here is something you can't understand
How I can just flip the fuckin script
En vat n kans to rap in Afrikaans
Jy's fokken gebritish ek's a motherfuckin frans
Huh wat? Jissie!
Ek weetie war ek issie!
Ek rap nie nou in Engels nie want ek's nie fokken lus nie!
N klomp honde naaiers dink ons is a grap my blaar
Moenie worry nie, no one knows who the fuck they are
They must brush their teeth to take away that sif taste from
Hul ma se etterige poese in vis paste jars
Bons! Jy's nou saam met ons!
Ons wil fokken kak soek! Ons wil fokken gons!
Ons will fokken fucked raak! Ons wil fokken kak praat!
Yo ons wil n hele klomp moederfokken zak maak!
Hello my naam is Ninja ek bly daar onder in Kaapstad.
Hello my naam is Yo-landi I used to be a plat-sak.
Hello my name is DJ Hi-Hi-Tek I make the beat the beat,
Get the fuck out of the kitchen if you cannot take the heat.
Jealousy makes you nasty
In your face!
Sexy boys, fancy boys
Playboys, bad boys
I think you're freaky and I like you a lot
I think you're freaky and I like you a lot
I think you're freaky and I like you a lot
I think you're freaky and I like you a lot
Mother fuckers get...
Guess who's got the party jumpin'?
... you fucked the system!
My system bumps...
Skip it to my world, now...
... you go to Jesus.
... these bad boys like to smack me in the...
... bumping you're facing on
You fucked the...
So who the fuck is...
Chorus:
I think you're freaky and I like you a lot
I think you're freaky and I like you a lot
I think you're freaky and I like you a lot
I think you're freaky and I like you a lot
I think you're freaky and I like you a lot
I think you're freaky and I like you a lot
I think you're freaky and I like you a lot
I think you're freaky and I like you a lot
Hold up – whoa – whoa – wait a minute – minute – Jesus Christ
Your momma and DJ...
back in the day...
They didn't wanna believe in us.
Little did they know that they was in for a mother fucker a big surprise.
Left on locked in my Zef Zone.
Ready for it...
What a fuck, I guess so...
What a fuck, heads get blown.
But everything will free like... head phones
When I get home, my... is on my... phone
Make momma happy cause I get so brave
... Techno rave
I can take you around the world, let's go wave
When I step up and do my thing
I put you in the throne...
Fuck what you think, I do what I want
I can make a million
Make the mother fuckers jump
Jump mother fucker
Jump mother fucker jump
Jump mother fucker
Jump mother fucker jump
Jump mother fucker
Jump mother fucker jump
Jump mother fucker
Jump mother fucker jump
We will increase the beat... at the party
We'll pop the joy off for everybody...
Chorus:
I think you're freaky and I like you a lot
I think you're freaky and I like you a lot
I think you're freaky and I like you a lot
I think you're freaky and I like you a lot
I think you're freaky and I like you a lot
I think you're freaky and I like you a lot
I think you're freaky and I like you a lot
Sexy boys, fancy boys
Playboys, bad boys
I fink u freeky and I like you a lot (x4)
Motherfuckers get buzzed off the spice that I bring
Guess who's got the party jumpin'?
Glow in the dark rave, aura pumping
It's nice and different, yo fuck the the system!
My system pumps off it's fucking face
Step into my world nou's jy tuis in paradys
Yo word up to my brother, muis
Pump up your speakers, yo God se Jesus.
Kyk wies rapping, lekker to the drum
These bad boys like to smack me in the bum
My crew's blowing up like Chappie's bubblegum
Popping in your face, nyaaa
Yo fuck the rat race, my style is rap rave
My crew is kak fresh, so who the fuck cares?
What you fucking think, I'm the type of chick
Who rolls with spif giftige misfits
I fink u freeky and I like you a lot (x8)
Hold up! Whoa, whoa wait a minute minute Jesus Christ
Yo my man DJ High Tek - Shit, this motherfucking beat is nice
Back in the day of them dwankies didn't want to believe in us
Little did they know that they was in for a motherfucking big surprise.
Left home locked in my Zef zone
Ready for the test yo? What the fuck, I guess so
Hit the overseas, motherfucker's heads get blown.
Get everything for like Dr. Dre Beats headphones
When I get home I lounge on my Zef throne
Make my mummy happy cause I get so paid
Making my money rapping over techno rave
I can take you 'round the world, let's go babe
When I step up and do my thing I put you in a trance
My Zef motherfucking clique got it going on
Fuck what you think, I do what I want
I can make a million little motherfuckers jump
Jump motherfucker, jump motherfucker jump (x4)
Increase the peace, don't wreck the party
And fuck da jol up for everybody
Ek's a laarney, jy's a gam
Want jy lam innie mang, met jou slang in a man
I fink u freeky and I like you a lot (x4)
Now why you loer en kyk gelyk?
Is ek miskien van goud gemake?
You want to fight, you come tonight.
Ek moer jou sleg! So jy hardloop weg.
God se Jesus, we come to party
Pump your speakers, yo rock your body
In god we trust, you can't fuck with us
We're not taking kak, I'd like to say what's up
To my sexy boys, and my fancy boys,
And my playboys, and my bad boys,
And my pretty boys, and my ugly boys,
And my naughty boys,
We gonna have a nice time kids
Jack Parow? Daar's die man nou!
Party, party, party, party... !
Hosh ja! Here maar ek's in my poes in.
Dude ek's moerefokken wasted.
Hello hoe lyk dit, ek en jy naked?
Kyk hier kyk hier
Fok jou, kom ons gaan koop 'n vokken dop gou
Kom baby score my die Witblitz
Sit terug, vat 'n fokken sluk van die Klipdrift.
Ah shut up you fuckin bastard
Don't fuck around with the drunken master
Kyk hier jy jou ma se poena
Don't want gehelp van my kopseer
Heppa!
Kyk jy na my, ek is in rapper!
Ons party nou mos nou lekker!
La-di da-di
Party, party, party, party!
Chorus
Doosdronk,
Stomp rond skop my hond
Poes jou in the mond
En val op die grond
Doosdronk,
God, waar is my hond?
Le in my kots en
Vrot in die tronk
Party, party, party, party, party, party, party...
Party, party, party, party, party, party, party...
Waar's die papsak?
Jissis ek's heeltemal fucked up
Score daai fokken dubbel poes my vrou en coke
Jis ek dig die liedjie
Kom ons gooi 'n bietjie breekdans
Kyk hie my piel doen so 'n beweging
Look at this...
Ek soek 'n pis.
Gaan piss in die hoek
Oh fok, ek dink ek't gepis in my broek
Gee vir my 'n fokking ding, waar is die shooter
Los it!
Don't be a party pooper
Blaas die hooter...
Ons se nou baie dankie, vir die drankie!
Wat sal ons doen sonder 'n drankie
Bokkies, boerewors en rugby?
Don't worry be happy happy.
Happy, happy, happy, happy...
Repeat the chorus.
Party, party, party, party, party, party, party...
Party, party, party, party, party, party, party...
Waar's die sleutels? Fok it ons...
Ek weet nie, look in your pocket
Jy'd dit gehad
Fok jou!
God vrou ek poes daai bek van jou potblou
Fok jou! Hond... you vuil fokken hond!
Wie's jy? Niks! Jy's niks...
Ag kom aan ouens losit, fokit, dropit
Kom ons sit nog 'n dop in
You fokken bitch!
Ooh vok
Dis de polisie, meneer staan weg van die meisie
Kyk weer jy's a fokken siesieman
Ag kak, fok of polisiekar!
I don't need you
I don't need you
You're like see through
I don't see you
I don't need you
I don't need you
You're like see through
I don't see you
I'm a playa
Folding paper
From the golden acre
To the over seas
Move over please
The over taker
Hot boude shaker
The fucking answer
The fucking last year
Dit was lekker maar dis nou klaar
You got your pat on the back but you can't fuck with the rising talent of rap
Don't speak to me
Did somebody say something
With the bass pumping
The place jumping
I don't need you
I don't need you
You're like see through
I don't see you
I don't need you
I don't need you
You're like see through
I don't see you
Butt
Fuck all
Exactly
Yeah your nasty
Yeah I'm nasty
I've got the ice cream
Cherry Yoghurt
Yeah you know it
You want a lick of my ice cream
I'm a lucky ducky
I think your sucky fucky
Don't speak to me
Don't speak to me
Did somebody say something
With the bass pumping
The place jumping
I don't need you
I don't need you
You're like see through
I don't see you
I don't need you
I don't need you
You're like see through
I don't see you
The all masa
They been down Wid us
So stay one
I fucking love you
All the other ones
Wid no fucking face
I don't love you
I'm above you
I don't need you
I don't need you
You're like see through
I don't see you
I don't need you
I don't need you
You're like see through
I don't see you
I don't need you
I don't need you
You're like see through
I don't see you
I don't need you
I don't need you
You're like see through
O fok! tjek die kind!... oh fuck! check dis chick!
Hey! hello baby!
Hey sexy! sexy!
Woop! woop! woop! woop!
I'm so bright my mama call me her son
Where I'm from shit's fucked so I bought me a gun
Our president talks wid a fuckin fork in his tongue
Beats banging in my head so I walk wid a bump
In my own zone, my sweet reality
Got fuckall 2 do wif yor bleak reality... nothing
In souf afrika I'm da boss of da game
In da overseaz shit's like fuckin insane
I'm walking down da street hot chicks calling my name
It's like I dropped a cap of acid and it's not going away
Since we dropped zefside 2 years ago
Still freak out every muddafukka who hears my flow
I know how 2 get da dough! know how 2 spend da dough
Rocking alexander wang from head 2 toe
Yo! suid afrika, fok ja!... fuck yeah!
Ninjaz here 2 save da muddafukkn day
Girl u looking fit!
Dat body'z legit!
Shake what your mama gave u baby!
Woop! woop! woop!
Hey sexy! sexy!
Woop! woop! woop!
Yo I'm a lazy arse, scruffy hair, outa bed stumbling...
Grumbling: where's my coffee?
Illegal cigarette smoking, mix it up wif da best dope den...
Get my head open!
Den I get da freekmode munchiez
I'm so famous dat da police don't bust me
Fok dis yolandi vi$$er! can I get yor autograph pleeez? fuck it's yolandi
Vi$$er!
Dat's right it's all about me!
I like partying! partying! partying! damn!
Ask my man alexander wang
I hang on da zefside of da train trax
Careful if u cum round u'll get dat gold chain snatched
Face smashed! brain bashed! car jacked!
Oh shit! brown streaks creeping up yor arse crack
Lelik! wen we fuck off, we drive fast ugly
Guys ask 4 my number coz I got a nice arse
(Hook)
Let's go do sum drugz man!
Uh... no fanx my brudda, ninja not a...
No brain having, cocaine jamming up my nose...
Brain spazzing paranoid muddafucka... nah
I got it going on girl
No longer signed 2 intocoke recordz
Dropped dem like a sack of bricks tied 2 my leg
Now I got dem wings on my anklez!
Bobaas boner blowing in da wind!... big boss boner
Arigato good smile! I'm glowing from within... thank u good smile
Company!
Hiphop's fucked! it's gone from: 'move bitch! get out da way! '
All da way 2: 'when I was 13... I took my 1st drugz'
What da fuck? cheese iz kaas!... cheese
Help me out, all I want iz 2 b surprized!
C'mon fuck wif me baby! fuck wif me baby!
Wat stink meer as a snoek? n fokken snoek se poes... what stinks worse
Than a fish? n fish's cunt
Ons issie antwoord!... we are the answer!
Haha! what's die vraag?... what's the question?
Kykie... laat ek jou wys maak, hies die vraag:.look here, let me make u
Wise, here's the question:
Hoe die fok het n lelike doos soos jy... how the fuck did a ugly cunt
Like u
Uit jou ma se mooi poes gelgly?.slide out your mom's pretty little pussy?
U fucking wif da ultimate! try fuck wif me!
God knowz ninja party properly!
Drinking all night, pissed in my pants plus my breath stinks!
I'm like a dog wif no legs, u'll find me where u left me
Still feeling fit!
Dis body's legit!
Shake what yor mama gave u baby!
Woop! woop! woop!
Hey sexy! sexy!
Woop! woop! woop!
Skud daai holle lelik!... shake dem asshole's ugly
Shoe! dis n asemrowende hol daai!... shoo! that there is one breathtaking
Fok Julle Naaiers [F**k you f**kers]
Yo-Landi fokken Vi$$er all up in da place
Hosh Pagamisa! Raak fokken wys (word to the streets, wise up)
Fuck crime, these days rhyme f**kin pays
Fan myself with a milli while a laugh in your face
Fok Julle Naaiers, Fok Julle Naaiers
Fok Julle Naaiers, Fok Julle Naaiers
Fok Julle Naaiers, Fok Julle Naaiers
Fok Julle Naaiers, Fok Julle Naaiers
[Ninja]
All my f**kin life I lived a normal f**kin life
Til I went and got myself caught up with the mic
And the beats coming dope with the rhymes and the flows
In real life trying to cope with the highs and the lows
I got sick and tired of getting treated like a stupid f**k up
So I f**ked my enemies up one at a time and blew the f**k up
Before it was like, yo, whose this stupid weirdo?
Now it's like a new breed of rap superhero
To defeat these devils, Ninja becomes a devil
These God-forsaken wretches will never be on my level
Wies Jy? F**k you and your whole crew [Who are you?]
I got you stressing double guessing cause I won't do what I'm supposed to
I don't know you, papi say hello to
My little friend two friends I'm telling you and I told you
Wat? Try to speak but your tongue's frozen [What?]
In South Africa I sleep with both my eyes open
Fok Julle Naaiers, Fok Julle Naaiers
Fok Julle Naaiers, Fok Julle Naaiers
Fok Julle Naaiers, Fok Julle Naaiers
Fok Julle Naaiers, Fok Julle Naaiers
Motherf**kers tell me to slow my roll, but sorry no can do
My style is so brand new, I try to make understand it
I'm here to steal the f**kin show 'cause baby I'm a bandit
Now you standing looking at me like the aliens have landed
All hail the great white Ninja
Every poes with a phone wants to take my picture [poes = c*nt]
Ninja! Jas I dig dat oke! [Jeez I love that guy]
Is it real? No it's a just a big black joke
When dealing with an idiot there's really nothing you can say
Next time you ask me is it real, I'm gonna punch you in the face
To help you feel me, b*tch I get paid to be funky
But be nice or I'm gonna change to be ugly
I'm Zef like a young Hugh Hef, oh yes
May my enemies live long so they may see me progress
Put the pedal to the metal and I'm scorching my tires
Middle finger in the air ja fok julle naaiers
Fok Julle Naaiers, Fok Julle Naaiers
Fok Julle Naaiers, Fok Julle Naaiers
Fok Julle Naaiers, Fok Julle Naaiers
Fok Julle Naaiers, Fok Julle Naaiers
[Yolandi Visser]
Yo-Landi fokken Vi$$er all up in da place
Hosh Pagamisa! Raak fokken wys (word to the streets, wise up)
Fuck crime, these days rhyme f**kin pays
Fan myself with a milli while a laugh in your face
[Ninja]
Yo DJ Hi-Tek where you at my ni**a?
[DJ Hi-Tek quoting Mike Tyson]
DJ Hi-Tek will f**k you in the ass
DJ Hi-Tek will f**k you in the ass
DJ Hi-Tek will f**k you in the ass
F**k you in the ass, you punk ass White boy
DJ Hi-Tek will f**k you in the ass
DJ Hi-Tek will f**k you in the ass
DJ Hi-Tek will f**k you in the ass
F**k you in the ass, you punk ass White boy
DJ Hi-Tek yo, you can't touch me fa**ot
You not man enough
DJ Hi-Tek yo, you can't touch me fa**ot
I'll f**k you in the ass
DJ Hi-Tek will eat your a**hole alive you b*tch
F**k you ho
DJ Hi-Tek will eat your a**hole
I'll f**k you in front of everybody b*tch
Look at you, you scared, look at you, you scared now ho
You scared of the real man
Look at you, you scared, it's DJ Hi-Tek b*tch
I'll f**k you til you love me fa**ot
I'll f**k you til you love me, f**k you til you love me
F**k you til you f**k you til you f**k you till you love me
I'll f**k you til you love me, f**k you til you love me
[Spoken word:]
Uh. This one's dedicated to all the haters out there
Jealous of us because we're better than you
Yolandi Vi$$er, bring the sparks?
[Chorus:]
Jou ma se poes in 'n fishpaste jar
Jou ma se poes in 'n fishpaste jar
Moenie kom kak praat nie my blaar
Jou ma se poes in 'n fishpaste jar
[Yolandi Vi$$er:]
He was the wrong ninja to fuck with.
[Ninja:]
Yo, I am the ninja in charge over here,
No fear when I scope a rhyme in your ear.
Fuck with the wrong ninja, this time what's the matter with you.
Should have known better than to fuck with a ninja with a attitude.
I wasn't mad at you, now you mad at me and jealous.
Little stink poofy rappers like Anthony en Dennis.
Let me help to make you famous, jissis but you rap kak.
When you rap you actually sound like you're having a fat kak. (Jaa... / Sies!)
Why you so obsessed with me? Oooh.
Jesus Christ you should see how these guys stalk me.
Follow my every move like a Sea Point moffie, FUCK YOU.
And all your?... Maak klaar met die spiff quote from the licks
Yo, there's not a rapper out there who can touch me,
If you don't believe me run up and try to punch me
Jou ma se poes in 'n fishpaste jar
(D.D.J-J-J)
Jou ma se poes in 'n fishpaste jar
(Hi-hi-hi Tek)
Oh oh. Wat's dit? Joe, kyk daar.
Yo-Landi Vi$$er fresh [?] in da place [?] vat 'n picture
Jou ma se poes in 'n fishpaste jar
Do what I like cause I roll with the fucken Ninja
I am a fucken coloured cause I am a fucken coloured if I want to be a coloured (Hoss)
My inner fucken coloured just wants to be discovered
You fokken naai skinner aan elke
Elke fokken poes is pienk aan die binnekant.
Zed to E to the motherfucken F
One time! Lekker fokken zef zef zef
Fuck this poes in the skinny jeans
Yo maar jy's trendy
Soos the vokken kak jol by Assembly
Why do I call myself the Ninja you ask me?
Because my style is so motherfucken nasty (Is ja!)
Nothing you can so or do can harm me
Ek's kak fokken kommen, jy's a flou fokken larny
Fuck with Die Antwoord you fuck with our army
My fans are my bergie.
When they bite they only go with a skraal sterfies [?]
Ask Kyle Saffy (Kyle's momma is a big fat biiitch)
Jou ma se poes in 'n vispaste jar
(D.D.J-J-J)
Jou ma se poes in 'n vispaste jar
(Hi-hi-hi Tek)
Moenie kom kak praat nie my blaar
Yo-Landi Vi$$er fresh [?] in da place [?] vat 'n picture
Jou ma se poes in 'n fishpaste jar
Do what I like cause I roll with the fucken Ninja
Yo I'm the Ninja in charge
I can't even believe my fucken dick is so large
My groooove is doom when we launch a full frontal assault with the boom
Yo-Landi Vi$$er rub the fucken salt in the wound
My style is wild make you wipe your faces
Got style coming out of all sorts of places
Raak wys! Ninja flex fre$
Ek's original boy fuck Sweat.X (Wie die vok is dit?)
Spoek Mathambo is a spank [?] rock lookalike rapalike siff little parasite gag!
Fuck every one of your whack tracks
Marcus Wormstorm is short and fat.
I represent the underdog you know my steez
I'm represented by a label in the overseas
Yo Amsterdam yes I am the man got the cash in hand and I'm splashing Rands
That used to be some Euros, I used to be a zero
Now I rap to the track like a super fucken hero
Superninja's coming, faster than a bullet, leaping over buildings, waving at the children
Jou ma se poes in 'n fishpaste jar
(D.D.J-J-J)
Jou ma se poes in 'n fishpaste jar
(D.D.J-J-J Hi-hi-hi Tek)
Moenie kom kak praat nie my blaar
(D.D.J-J-J)
Jou ma se poes in 'n fishpaste jar
(Hi-hi-hi Tek)
Jou ma se poes in 'n fishpaste jar
(D.D.J-J-J)
Jou ma se poes in 'n fishpaste jar
(Hi-hi-hi Tek)
Oh oh vat's it yuketa [?]
Yo-Landi Vi$$er fresh in the place, vat 'n picture
Jou ma se poes in 'n fishpaste jar
Do what I like cause I roll with the fucken Ninja
It's plain to see you can't change me
Cause I'm a be a Ninja for life
Yo I'm a ninja he's a ninja she's a ninja we's a ninjas
Wouldn't you like to be a ninja too?
(Pop)
Ek is te lui om voort te gaan.
Kan iemand anders die afmaken?
Yo, Hi-Tek, you think you could fuck with something like this?
(Beatboxing)
Yo what you you mean, something like this?
Yeah, that's perf. Yo-Landi, do that thing.
Eh Fatty Boom Boom
Hit me with the Ching-ching
Not fokken thinking, dolla eye twinkling
Just a bit of junkie,
Let's not get too funky
Ohh ohhh ooh ohh
When I'm on the mic it's like murder murder murder!
Kill kill kill!
Wat se Suid-Afrika?
Suig my fokken piel.
Hier kom ek weer
Like a lekker a smack in the face
Rappers are fokking pouring into passenger planes
What happened to all the cool rappers from back in the day?
Now all these rappers sound exactly the same
It's like one big inbred fuck-fest
Sies
No, I do not want to stop, collaborate or listen
Jimmy, Jimmy, Jimmy hold on to your ching
I'm takin' over America, blowin' up everything
Physically fit, the Ninja very energetic
If you haven't got it by now, then you're never gonna get it
I whip my dick out and piss on all the hard-up 'n fokken rap
Got an offshore account for dollar bills in a stack
Fuck rap
I'm siding with China we not fokken related
Like a methfest, like the first time I ejaculated.
Eh Fatty Boom Boom
Hit me with the Ching-ching
Not fokken thinking, dolla eye twinkling
Just a bit of junkie,
Let's not get too funky
Ohh ohhh ohh ohh
Eh Fatty Boom Boom
Hit me with the Ching-ching
Not fokken thinking, dolla eye twinkling
Just a bit of junkie,
Let's not get too funky
Ohh ohhh--
Hi! My name is Yo-Landi fuckin' Visser
Fight fight fight!
Kick you in the teeth, hit you on the head with the mic
There's a rumble in the jungle I'm (something) to beat em
Not looking for trouble but trouble's looking for me
M'uppercuts're fokken swollen with nothing just come for free
I used to think I'd always kill this to hustle something to eat
South Africa used to be a twangy'd, (y'know dat's me)
Suddenly you're interested 'cos we're blowing up overseas
Make you money money money
Yes yes yes
Zef side represent
You're fuckin' with the best
I'm a upper
Twangies get buffed like a sucka
Bokka Bokka
Yippie-ki-yay motherfucker!
I'm a big deal (wiv de seen my niggas rollin' me)?
Now I'm having so much fun I can't even go to sleep
Yo-landi!
What?
Where you at?
Here I am!
Spitting fokken lyrics like bam bam bam!
Eh Fatty Boom Boom
Hit me with the Ching-ching
Not fokken thinking, dolla eye twinkling
Just a bit of junkie,
Let's not get too funky
Ohh ohhh ohh ohh (x2)
We keep it lekker lekker lekker, zef zef zef
Spend all my fuckin' money til' there's nothing left
I'm a fat cat, keep the change I don't need the slip
with this fat sack of dagga I'm smoking a spliff
In my mat blacks are bottle-haters throwing a fit
Round the corner gooi'n fokken spiff Tokyo drift
My daddy told me there's a lot of fish in the sea
There's just a lotta motherfuckin' money bitches and weed
Ja, dagga dagga dagga, puff puff puff
Bring the beat back Hi-Tek!
Make it rough
We drop the type of beats that make you shut the fuck up and dance
We drop the type of beats so good you're fuckin' stuck in a trance
In the overseas they like to say you're stuck in a trance
We drop the type of beats that make you fuckin' cum in your pants
Pass it to left, like a Zed, to the E, to the mutherfuckin' F.
Eh Fatty Boom Boom
Hit me with the Ching-ching
Not fokken thinking, dolla eye twinkling
Just a bit of junkie,
Let's not get too funky
Ohh ohhh ohh (x3)
Mmmm, smell that?
Not that smelly, that's rot, it's my knee
Go ahead, rub a dick on that shit
I rub my dick on expensive shit
I rub my dick on expensive shit
It's like a dream come true,
I'm living the dream blue
Rubbing my dick on expensive shit
I rub my dick on expensive shit
I rub my dick on expensive shit
It's like a dream come true,
I'm living the dream blue
Rubbing my dick on expensive shit
Yo, told my daddy I was gonna grow up to be a superstar
Rap up, making big money, know what I mean girl?
My daddy told me I was living in a dream girl
If I said yes dad
I wouldn't have my... swag
Flyin' in the whole f*cking world, getting jet-lagged
Getting bit and... up it's the best drug
If I played it safe, would've never made it ever
Now every day in every way I get a little...
No matter what you swap, you'll never get as high as me
It's like unfair, f*ck you, when it's not easy
My big boo-boo up an end wall see
Don't you wish your boyfriend was just like me
I'm the motherf*cking A-list
Suckers of the haters
Gonna make these bitches suck myself
Cause I'm a dominator
A mad musical... the daughters
Swap that beautiful disarm their vaginas
I rub my dick on expensive shit
I rub my dick on expensive shit
It's like a dream come true,
I'm living the dream blue
Rubbing my dick on expensive shit
I rub my dick on expensive shit
I rub my dick on expensive shit
It's like a dream come true,
I'm living the dream blue
Rubbing my line...
Eat money, eat money, eat money
Make my dreams come true
Baby you're my angel, sent from the dark side
I'm a god, that's such a fresh switch
Yeah, whatever, just don't touch the hair bitch
Everybody's kind saying he punched that
Till the white South African hip-hop hit
Pop's up, pa you see me singing? It's not dead
I'm here, can I get the f*cking all in
They always looking at me like I just crawled out the
plane
The underground, I be bored out of my brain
And this pop rap bullshit all sound the same
Go ahead beautiful, call out your name
From the dark side of bloom
I zoom out of gloom dum-dum-durum
Goes bum like a tomb
The dark gravers come and mark...
Tell it to all your friends, yeah this is my favorite
song
I rub my dick on expensive shit
I rub my dick on expensive shit
It's like a dream come true,
I'm living the dream blue
Rubbing my dick on expensive shit
I rub my dick on expensive shit
I rub my dick on expensive shit
It's like a dream come true,
I'm living the dream blue
Rubbing my line...
I'm sipping Dom Perignon
Dom, Dom Perignon
Dom Perignon
Dom, Dom Perignon
I'm sipping Dom Perignon
Dom, Dom Perignon
Uh la la c'est si bon
I'm sipping Dom Perignon
Dom, Dom Perignon
Dom Perignon
Dom, Dom Perignon
I'm sipping Dom Perignon
Dom, Dom Perignon
It's like an angel peed in my mouth
C'est si bon
I saw you babes, new Gucci shades
Overstep the buffet
Said I rub my dick on expensive shit
So I peed in this caviar, chillin' backstage
And I rub my dick on expensive shit
I saw you virgin galactic tickets to outer-space
And I rub my dick on expensive shit
I saw Hugh Heff's girlfriend's new boobs
And I rub my dick on expensive shit
... fronts of a new Lambo
When I rub my dick on expensive shit
I saw Snoop Dogg's long pretty bongs
And I rub my dick on expensive shit
I saw your mom's new Louis Vuitton leather handbag
And I rub my dick on expensive shit
I saw Lady Gaga's new telephone head
And I rub my dick on expensive shit
I rub my dick on expensive shit
I rub my dick on expensive shit
It's like a dream come true,
I'm living the dream blue
Rubbing my dick on expensive shit
I rub my dick on expensive shit
I rub my wang on exṗensive wang
It's like a dream come true,
I'm living the dream blue
Rubbing my line...
Eat money, eat money, eat money
So, so, so, so, so sexy
Eat money, eat money, eat money
VUIL-GEBOOSTED GANG$TA (turbo-boosted ill)
YOOO EVIL BOY!
WHY IS YOUR INCANCA (penis) SO BIG?
ALL THE BETTER TO LOVE YOU WITH!
NO GLOVE NO LOVE!
IF YOU DON'T BELIEVE ME
TAKE YOUR DIRTY HANDS OFF MY UMTHONDO WISIZWE! (penis of the nation, pun on this)
HAPPY! HAPPY! JOY! JOY!
CRUSH! KILL! DESTROY!
GOOI! (bring it!) CAR-CRASH RAP STYLE!
AH MAN THAT'S WILD!
EVIL BOY RAP TIME!
PEOPLE GOOI ZAP SIGNS! (throw up offensive hand signs)
FULL FUCKIN FLEX! FRE$!
MEGA-ZEF! GO!
EVERYBODY GO HO! LIKE A THUNDERCAT
I'M ALL UP IN THE CLUB IN MY UNDERPANTS
NO SHIRT ON COS IT'S FUCKIN HOT!
LET'S GO DIPLO PUMP IT UP!
GIRLS WANNA SAY HELLO TO ME
FROM THE ZEFSIDE TO THE FUCKIN OVERSEAS
I'M LOOKING AT WHO'S LOOKING AT ME
LOOKING AT YOU LOOKING BACK WHO CAN THAT BE?
WHEN I'M ALL UP THIS
BITCH YOU KNOW WHO THE MOTHERFUCK IT IS
ROLL THROUGH THE CLUB LIKE A
TIKOLOSHE (little hairy African demon man with a giant horse penis)
NINJAS HUNG LIKE A FOKKEN HORSE
YEAH GIRL! I'M A FREAK OF NATURE
SIGN MY NAME ON YOUR BOOB FUCK A PIECE OF PAPER
IF YOU FEELING ME:COOL...NOT FEELING ME:FUCK OFF!
WIES JY? FOKKOL! UMNQUNDUWAKHO! (Who are you? No-one! Fucking asshole!)
[HOOK]
MAMELAPA UMNQUNDUWAKHO! (Listen here, you fucking asshole)
ANDIFUNI UKUYAEHLATINI! (I don't want to go to the bush with you)
SUKUBAMMBA INCANCA YAM! (don't touch my penis)
ANDI SO STABANI! (I'm not a gay)
INCANCA YAM YEYAMANTOBI! (This penis is for the girls)
INCANCA YAM ICLEAN! (My penis is clean)
INCANCA YAM INAMANDLA! (My penis is strong)
NDIYINKWEKWE ENKULU! (I am a big boy)
ANGI FUNI UKUBA YEENDOTA! (Don't want to be a man)
EVIL BOY 4 LIFE! YEBO! (Yes)
EVIL BOY 4 LIFE!
[HOOK]
YO-LANDI VI$$ER SO FANCY LIKE THIS DOPE ASS BEAT
ROCK THE MOTHERFUCKIN MICROPHONE WITH NO PANTIES
I'M A BAD ASS CHICK YO MY BLACK MAGIC
SPELETJIES MAKE ALL THE BOYS GO: DAMN THAT'S SICK! (spells/little games)
LIE DOWN ON THE BED BOY LEMME LIGHT THE CANDLES
UH UH! DON'T TOUCH! YO-LANDI JUST TOO HOT TO HANDLE!
BLIND-FOLD YOU TIE YOUR HANDS UP WITH THE HAND-CUFFS
EVEN THOUGH YOU LYING DOWN, I CAN MAKE YOU STAND UP
SPIRITS IN THE ROOM TICKLE YOU LIKE A SNEAKY PRAWN
FUCK A PEN AND PAD I WRITE MY RAPS WITH A OUIJA BOARD
DRAW A PENTAGRAM ON YOUR CHEST WIF MY LIP-STICK
VISIONS IN THE MIRROR HEAVY ZEF FUTURISTIC
LEMME TAKE YOUR PANTS OFF LET'S SEE WHAT YOU MADE OF
GO THROUGH YOUR POCKETS NO WE NOT GOING TO MAKE LOVE
GO THROUGH YOUR WALLET, WOO! WHAT ALOT OF PAPER!
WHAT A FUCKIN SUCKER! SEE YOU LATER MASTURBATOR!
[HOOK]
I WENT FROM FOKOL TO SO FOKKEN HOT RIGHT NOW I'LL PUT YOU IN YOUR PLACE (nothing)
MOTHERFUCKER SKRIK WAKKER WE COMING THROUGH PUMPING YOU FULL OF BASS (wake the fuck up)
FOK RUSTIG EKS APOKALIPTIKAL FUCKING YOU IN THE FACE (fuck chilling out, I'm apocalyptic)
ZEF CHERRIES TJOON MY: SPIEG MY FOKKEN HOL NAT (Zef girlies tell me to spit their bums wet)
FUCK EVERYONE EYES ON THE PRIZE WHEN I GO FOR THE JUGULAR
SURPRISE ME OR FOKOF AND DIE IF I REMIND YOU OF HOW MUCH YOU SUCK (fuck off)
EVERYONE'S SO FOKKEN SO-SO, YO WE BEEN SENT TO FUCK YOU UP ZEF TECHNO MOSH-PIT GANG$TA NOMMER EEN KIND (number one child)
EVERYTHING YOU RAP ABOUT COMES TRUE IF YOU GOT SOME FREAKIN BALLS BUT MIND YOUR TONGUE WHEN YOU RHYME ON THE DRUM, GAAN VRA VIR BIGGIE SMALLS (go ask)
I GOTTA ROCK IF YOU MOTHERFUCKIN LIKE IT OR NOT, YO
IS YOU READY FOR THIS HO$TYLE TAKE OVER? BOW TO THE FOKKEN MASTER
MY SLANG IS BANGING I'M FREAKING THE FUCK OUT OF MYSELF, YO I'M MY BIGGEST FAN
COS BUDDY WHEN YOU MAN DOWN NO FOKKEN HANDS OUT WHEN YOU REALLY NEED A HAND
MACHINE GUN RAPPER, LEKKER BUDDA-BUDDA MOTHERFUCKER, YO I'M BIGGER THAN
KOOS KOMBUIS SE MA SE FOKKEN POES (Koos Kombuis' mother's vagina)
NA NA NA NA NA!
YOU CAN'T FUCK WIF THIS OU (man)
BLAH BLAH BLAH! WHATEVER!
WATCH A MILLION FUCKIN KIDS GO:
NA NA NA NA NA!
SUPER FOKKEN FRIS FLOW (fuckin' buff)
NINJA, WANGA AND YO-LANDI VI$$ER
[Yo-Landi Visser]
I, I, I
I am your butterfly
I need your protection
Be my samurai
I, I, I
I am your butterfly
I need your protection
Need your protection
I'm a ninja, yo
My life is like a videogame
I maintain when I'm in the zone
One player one life on the mic
I'm in the dark
Go, ninja, go!
No f**kin around I'm cutting down
Anyone in my path
Tryna f**k up my game with razor sharp
Lyrical throw stars
Killin' my flow
Hos! Ska!
Wild, outta control
Ninja skop befokte rof taal
Rough rhymes, tough times
Met fokkol kos, skraal
Till I hit triple seven at the ATM
Straight famine or feast,
When you're living on the razor edge
Stay sharp, sharp
Rolling with the $O$
High energy
Never seen zef so fresh
Uh, when we mic check
Hi-Def flow's flex
Yo we optimistic
Not f**king depressed
We not like the rest
My style is UFO
Totally unknown
You can't f**k with my new Zef flow
I'm hard to miss
"You can't do this, you can't do that"
Yo, f**kin' who said so?
I do what I like
Too hot to handle, too cold to hold
You can't f**k with the chosen one
I-I-I-I-I want the knife
I'm a Ninja
[Yo-Landi Visser]
I, I, I
I am your butterfly
I need your protection
Be my samurai
I, I, I
I am your butterfly
I need your protection
Need your protection
Ninja is poes cool
But don't f**k with my game
Boy or I'll poes you
Life is tough
When I get stuck
When my time is up
I push through
Till I break-break-break
on through to the other side
Fantastically poor with patience like a stalker
Ninja is hardcore
Been cut so deep, feel no pain
Its not sore
Don't ask for kak or
You'll get what you ask for
I'm like a wild animal in the corner
Waiting for the break of dawn
Trying to get through the night
Just a man with the will to survive
My blade swing free
Decapitate a hater with amazing ease
This is not a game, boy
Don't play with me
I work my mic sabre like a wild f**king savage
from the dark side danger
Yin to the yang
Totally Hi-Tek Ninja's
Motherf**king big in Japan
I seen the future, but I never got nothing in my hand
Except a microphone, big dreams and a plan
Fly-talking, sky-walking
Like a ninja
[Yo-Landi Visser]
I, I, I
I am your butterfly
I need your protection
Be my samurai
I, I, I
I am your butterfly
I need your protection
Need your protection
[Ninja]
f**k, this is like
The coolest song I ever heard in my whole life
f**k all of you who said I wouldn't make it
Who said I was a loser
Said I was a no-one
Said I was a f**kin' psycho
But look at me now:
All up on the interweb
World-wide, 2009. Futurista
Enter the Ninja
Yolandi Visser
DJ Hi-Tek
Die fokken Antwoord
Dis Mooi ne?
[Yo-Landi Visser]
I, I, I (I'm a ninja)
I am your butterfly
I need your protection
Be my samurai
I, I, I (Yo I'm a ninja!)
I am your butterfly
I need your protection
Need your protection
I, I, I (I'm a ninja)
I am your butterfly
I need your protection
Need my samurai
I, I, I (a motherf**kin' ninja!)
I am your butterfly
I need your protection
[Ninja:] Yo! Wat pomp? Het jy die shit?
[Rompelstompel:] Ja, my bru, jy weet mos.
[Ninja:] Ja, maar nou kyk hier, my bru, jou moet nie my vir 'n fokken poes vat nie
[Rompelstompel:] Kyk hier nou, my bru, ek vat nie vir jou vir 'n poes nie man. Ons ken mos mekaar, is ons kla gepraat?
[Ninja:] Ja, okei, maar ek soek nie daai kak nie. Ek soek die shit. Het jy die fokken shit, my bru?
[Rompelstompel:] Ja, ek het die shit, my bru. Hierdie shit is die shit. Nooit kak nie. Ek sal nooit daai kak vir jou verkoop nie.
Ek staan hier op die fokken hoek. Hulle ken my!
Vra enige iemand, hulle sal vir jou se: "Rompelstompel, ja, daai ou se shit is die shit, my bru."
[Ninja:] So dis die shit, ne?
[Rompelstompel:] Ja my bru dis die shit
[Ninja:] Jy vat my nie vir n fokken poes nie?
[Rompelstompel:] Naai, ek vat nie vir jou vir n poes nie, my bru
[Ninja:] Ok, let's do this.
Dagga dagga puff, dagga dagga puff puff
Ek's lus vir 'n bietjie bobbejaantwak
Let's phone Clive, hook up some love
Dagga dagga dagga dagga puff puff puff
O, liewe Here, man, it smells so good
Stinky sticky fingers
Mull mull mull mull
Roll it up tight, gimme that light
Dagga dagga dagga dagga, aflaai
Spokie in die rokie soos n reenboog
Twee rooi ogies, jus, my mond's so droog
Nogge puff puff, lekker laf lag
Dagga dagga dagga dagga, gag gag gag
Off to the cafe with a rumble in my tum
Got the money for the munchies yum yum yum
Chappies bubblegum, or a bucket full of fun
Dagga dagga dagga dagga, dum dum dum
Early in the morning, smoke a big fat spliff
Nothing quite like it, like a Spaceman Spiff
First you feel kief, then you get muf
Dagga dagga dagga dagga, sif sif sif
What you have to do today? Oh, a lot of stuff
Ag man, los it, bra, take another puff
Jirre, nice laugh, sit jou mind off
Dagga dagga dagga dagga, dof dof dof
Ring-a-ring-a-rosie, rappers bop to the beat
Pass to the left skoppe I'll free style
Julle is deep, everyone freak
Dagga dagga dagga dagga, weak weak weak
Lekker insane in the membrane, bro
So many fokken lekker rappers come and go
Used to be the ou, nou's jy fokken flou
Dagga dagga dagga dagga, yo yo yo
Schizophrenic panic, "Shit! It's the fukken cops! "
Kak, man, chill, bru, you fuckin' up my high
My chick is checkin out that guy, kom, ons fukken waai
Dagga dagga dagga dagga, die die die
(Drop the beat hi-tek, Jesus Christ)
Dagga dagga puff, dagga dagga puff puff
Ek's lus vir n bietjie bobbejaantwak
Let's phone Clive, hook up some love
Dagga dagga dagga dagga puff puff puff
Spokie in die rokie soos n reenboog
Twee rooi ogies, jus my mond's so droog
Nogge puff puff, lekker lag lag
Dagga dagga dagga dagga, gag gag gag
Off to the cafe with a rumble in my tum
Got the money for the munchies yum yum yum
Chappies bubblegum or bucket full of fun
Dagga dagga dagga dagga, dum dum dum
Early in the morning smoke a big fat spliff
Nothing quite like it like a Spaceman Spiff
First you feel kief, then you get muf
Dagga dagga dagga dagga, sif sif sif
Een twee drie vier vyf ses sewe
Beat Boy
Yo Dj Hi-Tek
Drop The Motherfuckin Beat Box Dog
Bring That Next-Level Shit
Uh, Yo, For Real
That's What I'm Talking About
Check It Out
Totally Psychic, Open Your Mind Quick As The Vibe Kicks
Moederfok It, I Skeem This Vibe's Rou
Jislaaik Yo
Yo Yo Yo Yo Check Out This Hype Flow
I Go By The Name Of
N-I-N-J To The Motherfuckin A
Straining Your Brain Like Tv Static
Check Out The Phunky 3D Grafix
Rave Visuals, Enter My Digital Zone
As I Recite A Poem On The Microphone
I'm Scoping, 3Rd Eye Strobing, Mind Open, Sweat Streaming
Flesh Gleaming, Best Feeling, High-Energy Peaking, Deep Meanings
Freak When I See Things, Like This Chick In A G-String
Can I Touch You Friend?
[Hook: x2]
Beat Boy, Beat Boy
Hit That Perfect Beat Boy
Hit That Perfect, Hit That Perfect
Hit That Perfect Beat Boy
Pump It Uh!, Yo Pump It Uh Uh!
Yo Pump It Uh!
Lick It, Dip It, Twist It, Turn It,
Pump It Uh!, Yo Pump It Uh Uh!
Lick It, Dip It, Twist It, Turn It, Stick It, Dunk It
P-P-P-P-Pump It!
I Think About You When I Masturbate
You Can't Even Believe It But That's Ok
On The Microphone I Fascinate
When I Let My 3Rd Eye Exaggerate
Freaky Visions, I Tell You What I See
Cold Concrete Scattered With Dry Leaves
You Naked Lying On The Pavement
People Are Standing Round With Laany Shoes
You Can Hardly Move, You Look Sexy
All Of A Sudden, The Streets Are Empty
You Stand Up, Open Your Eye-Lids
You In A Trench Coat, It's French, You Look Stylish
You Walk In The Silence, Not Sure What The Time Is
It's Totally Twilight, The Sky Is Violet
An Abandoned House, Look Ahead You See
Some Open The Door, Yes It's Me
With The Meanest Penis You Ever Seen
You On Your Period, With No Tampon
You Kneel Down And Get With The Vibe
Your Period Blood Has Crystalized
You Offer Me The Red Crystal, It's I'll
Grab Hold Of The Mic Tight, Tonight's The Night
The Vibe Is Live, Pump Up The Base
I Got Tentacles Coming Out My Face
I Rise Into The Air Cut Myself Open
Warm Blood Pours Down All Round
I Speak From The Deep Cut In Between My Thighs
You Covered In Blood Rubbing Your Boobs, Feeling Nice
[Hook]
You Open The Door Step Into The Place
Look Around, Strange Painting On The Walls
A Chick On The Floor On All Fours, Totally Nude
In High Heels, The Vibes I'll
She's Hand-Cuffed, Ankle Cuffed, Steel Collar
With A Long Lease Attached To The Ceiling
The Scene's Appealing, Revealing Weird Feelings
Make You Forget About What You Believing
Another Chick Chilling Against The Wall
Flashing Her Boobs, Legs Spread With A Nice Vagina
And A Long Stick, There's A Nice Big
Painting Above Her Head, Expensive!
You Check Another Chick On All Fours
Chilling Next To Another Chick Lying On The Floor
Legs Spread In The Middle Of The Corridor
Close Shave, Don't Touch What You Can't Afford
The Next-Room's A Bed Room, You Become Two
What I Mean Is: You Plus Another You
You Get Down With Yourself While I Watch
Body Buzzing Like A Bed Of A Billion Bees
You Kneel Down In Front Of The Other You
Time To Learn Something New
The One Kneeling Is A Slave
Kneel For The Master
Feel The Warm Hand On The Back Of Your Head
You Got A Tattoo On The Back Of Your Neck
An Infinity Sign That Represents Your Past
Your Master Touches You On Your Tattoo
And Removes Your Tattoo, Now You Brand New
I'm Proud Of You Dear
There's Nothing You Not Allowed To Do Here
Listen To Me, The Infinity Tattoo Is A Key
Let Go To My Rhyme And Open Your Mind
[Hook]
Lift Up Your Dress, Open Up Your Legs
Your Vaginas Sewn Up, Untie The Thread
My Sublime Rhyme Inside Your Head
Your Mind Is Rushing, Vagina Gushing
Another Chick In The Corner Taking A Piss
It Looks Nice, The Whole Vibe Is Totally Kinky
Look Around, The New Room Is Fancy
Remove Your Fur Coat, Remove Your Panties
I'm Rocking A Suit And A Black Face Mask
I Ejaculate In Champaign Glass
Your Precious Flesh Is So Mysterious
Pierce Your Nipples With Two Long Needles
Like A Crucifix, Take You To Another Level
While I Get My Freak On, The Vibe Is Mental
Transcendental, We Somewhere Else Now
Still Rocking A Mask, But I've Taken Off My Suit
You Rocking A Mask Too, Shaking Your Nice Boobs
I Tell You I Like You, You Feel My Piel
We Start French Kissing With Flippin Long Tongues
We Somewhere Else Now, You Dressed Conservative
I Transform Into A Big Black God
Feel The Realness, My Dick's Lank Hard
You Can't Belive It, A Dick In Your Palm
As Big As Your Arm, We Somewhere Else Now
A Hospital Uh! Get Ready For The Operation
Lot Of Guys Chilling Behind You, Blasts From The Past
All Rocking A Mask, Penises Out
Drop Your Panties For The Surgeon
"I'm Not A Virgin" It's Not A Problem
Look In The Mirror, You Can See It's You
You Got Two Nice Boobs And A Penis Too
[Hook]
The Men In The Masks Gather Round The Patient
Waiting In Anticipation
The Old Surgeon Says "Can You See This? "
"A Beautiful Woman With A Brand New Penis! "
You Klap The Surgeon, Flip Him Right Round
Bend Him Over, Lift His White Gown
Gryp The Surgeon's Milky Butt-Cheeks
Rape The Surgeon, Break The Surgeon
Absorb You Penis Into Your Tummy
You A Woman Again, Complete With A Vagina
I'm Flipping My Rhyme Uh!
Tripping Your Mind Out
Ripping And Vipping Your Pip
Flip It Inside-Out
Now You The Teacher, You The Guide
The Real You Won't See You Denied
You Got Crazy Sex Appeal, All Tied Up
Kneeling On The Pavement, You Can't Say Shit
Your Mouth Is Gagged, You Surrounded By
A Thousand Guys Totally Under Your Spell
They All Totally Scared Of The Power You Hold
You Can Changed The Rules Of The Game And Devour Their Souls
Now's The Time Girl
Let's Head Back Into The Outside World
The World Of Others, It's Time To Go Back
The Doors Are Stuck Shut But The Walls Are Beginning To Crack
Uh! Now The Walls Are Bleeding
It's All Deceiving, You Soaking Wet
With No Regrets, Feel Your Body Sweat Blood
Peel Off Your Old Skin, Time To Get Love
You Arrive At The Cemetery In Time For The Ceremony
I Give You A Hot Kiss, Grab Hold Of Your Arse Cheeks
How'd You Like To Get Laid On This
Tomb Stone In The Middle Of The Rain Forest
My Gaze Puts You In A Dase, I'm Loving Your Long Tongue
Look At Your Beautiful Face, Covered In Hot Come
Spread My Wings Block Out The Sun
Lie On My Back, Scope Out Your Bum
My Penis Stays Hard, You Breathing Heavily
I Penetrate You, The Feelings Heavenly
Now Bounce Girl, You Know It's Hot
Bounce, Bounce Girl Like, Oh My God!
Totally Freaky Deaky Phunky
Wad: E Make You Leave Your Body
Transport You To Another Dimension
You Alone In The Desert, Totally Nude
The Silence Is Violent
You Floating Above The Ground
Invisible Energies Penetrate
Every Hole In Your Body While You Levitate
You Start Coming Apart, Shape-Shifting
Wild, Out Of Control
Destructo
Ghan Odn Ar
Dbir Vahniss
Dgug Rgyud
Hgyur Bzan
Bhren Sseh
Ehrsta Sugam
Baby's on fire
Boom, Boom Boom.
It's show time, motherfucker, it's on
Apocalypse now, I'm dropping this bomb
You can't fuck with this song
I stick to this spliff I'm not clampin this bong
I'm a wild child, I don't wanna go to bed
Uh shit sorry man I'm stoned again
Aooooh and now everything's getting so psychedelic
When I'm doos dronk and forget all my fuckin lyrics
Like umm ah who gives a fuck?
Don't worry bout it just blow a kiss to me
I like danger I mean it's a mystery
I'm a lucky ducky gettin' mad shit for free
I rap more bling than Mr. T
I make it look easy 'cos it is to me
My daddy says its lekker to see
a South African cherrie makin' history
Baby's on fire
She got me going fuckin crazy soes 'n mad naaier
oh jirre godse jesus
Baby's on fire
She got me going fuckin crazy soes 'n mad naaier
oh jirre godse jesus
Baby's on fire(x4)
Hi-Tek drop that four to the floor
I get real paid what you think I do this for
My bodyguard help me get to the bar
Niell Blomkamp's making me a movie star
A lotta bad boys want a piece of me
If you're lucky boy, I'll let you sneak a peek
My Zef-style's motherfuckin' freaky-deak
I don't want beef 'cos I don't eat no meat
... fuck your whole shit up when I freak the beat
I love it when Jimmy talks sweet to me
I take a trip down memory lane
Like, yo fuck 15 seconds of fame
I'm a young blood coming up fresh in the game
Yo-landi Visser, motherfucker yo remember the name
Baby's on fire
She got me going fuckin crazy soes 'n mad naaier
oh jirre godse jesus
Baby's on fire
She got me going fuckin crazy soes 'n mad naaier
oh jirre godse jesus
Baby's on fire (x4)
Ahhh, freak out!
No need to get so deep, notin quite like a motherfuckin techno beat
A techno beat, A techno beat a techno a techno a techno beat
... you know me, maar ek ken jou nie. ek ken jou nie, ek ken jou, ek ken jou, ek ken jou nie.
Baby's on fire
Baby's on fire
She got me going fuckin crazy soes 'n mad naaier
oh jirre godse jesus
Baby's on fire
She got me going fuckin crazy soes 'n mad naaier
oh jirre godse jesus
Baby's on fire (x5)
Yo-landi: Uh, hi Jimmy.
Jimmy: Yolandi, hi. Come in. How you doin'?
Yo-landi: I just wanted to ask you...
Jimmy: Come sit down. Come sit here, right here on my lap.
Yo-landi: Uh.okay.uh.well.
Jimmy: There you go. You want some herbal tea?
Yo-landi: Uh, no thanks.
Jimmy: You sure?
Yo-landi: I'm fine. Thanks.
Jimmy: Oh, Yolandi, look at you. You're so cute and squishy,
look at your little cheeky weekys you're so cute. I just want
to keep you here in my office as my little pet; feed you,
bathe you, comb your pretty hair. You don't have to do
anything you don't want to do, you hear me Yolandi?
Yo-landi: Mhmm
Jimmy: Yeah, don't let anyone around here fuck you around.
Yo-landi: Okay.
Jimmy: You need anything, you hear me, if you need anything,
come here to my office, sit right here on my lap and tell
Uncle Jimmy what you need, and I will give the fuck up. You got that?
Yo-landi: Yes, Jimmy.
Jimmy: No, call me Uncle Jimmy.
Twee piele roof n bank.
Iewe skielik loop daar n vibrator in
Die een piel se vir die ander piel:
" O fok! Dis Robocop!"
Translation:
Two penises are robbing a bank.
All of a sudden a vibrator walks in
The one penis says to the other:
whatever, man
fokker! haha!
this is how we drop a zefside zol
I take a cold bottle beer crack it open
drank the whole bottle beer with the toke it(?)
take the empty bottle beer smash it broken
stuff the neck full of dope and I smoke it
blow the smoke out my nose like a dragon
and I puffs that magic in the dragon
yeah I smoke-a the weed and get-a high...
NEVER MAKE A PRETTY WOMAN YOUR WIFE
NEVER MAKE A PRETTY WOMAN YOUR WIFE, WHY?
YOU CAN'T TRUST THAT FUNNY LOOK IN HER EYE
NEVER MAKE A PRETTY WOMAN YOUR WIFE
HOW CAN A ANGEL BREAK MY HEART?
LIFE'S HARD! I'M JUST TRYING TO PLAY MY PART
BUT SHE KEEPS PUSHING ME, PUSHING ME, PUSHING ME, PUSHING ME
YO YO YO! OK, LET'S GO
AFTER A LEKKER ZEF SHOW THERE BY TINGS N TIMES... NICE
THIS HOT CHICK STEPS TO ME AND SAYS, "I DIG YOUR RHYMES!"
I SAID, "THANKS", YOU KNOW AND PLAYED IT SHMOOVE... SMOOTH
SHE SAID, "NINJA, CAN'T YOU SIGN YOUR NAME ON MY BOOB?"
I SAID, "NO PROBLEM, WHAT'S YOUR NAME?" "SOPHIE"
K, OKEY DOKEY! WAARSIE FOKKEN KOKI?... WHERE'S THE FUCKIN MARKER PEN?
I WROTE 'NINJA WAS HERE', IT LOOKED FUCKIN ILL
PLUS I WROTE MY NUMBER AND I DREW A DUK FOKKEN PIEL... A NICE BIG PENIS
I SAID, "DON'T BE AFRAID!", SOPHIE SAID, "I'M NOT AFRAID"
THEN SOPHIE CAME DOWN TO CAPE TOWN FOR A HOLIDAY
I TOOK HER TO THE WATERFRONT, FOKKEN LEKKER LAANEY... VERY FUCKIN FANCY
I GOT A CHIP ROLL, SHE ORDERED CALAMARI
YO WE HAD A NICE TIME PLUS ALOT OF WHITE WINE
SOON IT WAS NIGHT TIME, 300 BUCK BILL
FINE, PAID THE BILL, SIGNED, ASS ON MY MIND
SOPHIE SAID I WAS A LUCKY CATCH OF A GUY
300 BUCKS IS NOT TOO MUCH TO SPLASH FOR A NAAI... A FUCK
TOOK HER BACK MY PLACE, MUMMIES WATCHING SOAPIES
LAMMING IN HER STOKIES, MUMMY THIS IS SOPHIE... CHILLING IN HER SLIPPERS
"OH, HI SOPHIE!" BOOM! BOOM! BOOM!
LET'S GO BACK TO MY ROOM, YO THIS SHIT'S FUCKIN ON
THEN SOPHIE SAID, "I DIDN'T KNOW YOU LIVE WITH YOUR MOM!"
"THIS IS NOT WHAT I EXPECTED! SORRY THIS IS HECTIC!"
JUST GOOI ME WIF A BLOW-JOB! "NO!" WAT?... HOOK ME UP
OH I UNDERSTAND! LET'S GO MAYBE NAAI IN THE BACK SEAT ... FUCK
"WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU THINK I AM?" I THINK YOU FUCKIN SEXY!
"JUST TAKE ME TO MY HOTEL!" BITCH, CALL A TAXI!
NOU SIT EK SOOS N JAGSE DOOS SONDER N EREKSIE!... NOW HERE I SIT LIKE A HORNY IDIOT WITH NO ERECTION
HOW CAN A ANGEL BREAK MY HEART?
LIFE'S HARD! I'M JUST TRYING TO PLAY MY PART
BUT SHE KEEPS PUSHING ME, PUSHING ME, PUSHING ME, PUSHING ME!
PUSHING AND PUSHING AND PUSHING! PUSHING AND FUCKIN PUSHING!
A WOMAN IS MORE DANGEROUS THAN A LOADED PISTOL
THEY PROMISE YOU HEAVEN, GIVE YOU HELL!
MY LITTLE BABY IS DRIVING ME CRAZY!
SHE MAKES ME A KILLER (X8)
NEVER MAKE A PRETTY WOMAN YOUR WIFE (X2) WHY?
YOU CAN'T TRUST THAT FUNNY LOOK IN HER EYE
NEVER MAKE A PRETTY WOMAN YOUR WIFE
IF YOU FEELING HORNY PUT YOUR HANDS UP
NINJA 'BOUT TO KICK A LITTLE STORY 'BOUT MIRANDA
I WAS OUT DOPPING BY THE PURPLE TURTLE HANGING WIF SOME HOMIES... DRINKING
SKOPPED ONE TOO MANY DOPS, DAMN I NEED TO GO PEE!... KICKED BACK ONE TOO MANY DRINKS
I'M ON MY TO TAKE A PISS AND I SEE THIS $COPIE... SOMEONE YOU HAVE YOUR EYE ON
SHE LOOKED JUST LIKE A COLOURED ANGELINA JOLIE
THE CHERRY LOOKED VERY HAPPY TO SEE ME, "MISTER!"
"AREN'T YOU THE RAPPER FROM THE TV?" IS JA... THAT'S CORRECT
I COULDN'T HELP STARING AT THOSE NICE TITS
CHILLING JUST BELOW THEM BIG FAT BLOW JOB LIPS
PLUS A G-STRING ALL UP IN THAT SALTY CRACK
I SAID, "SHIT! I NEED TO PISS BUT I'LL BE BACK!"
THAT NIGHT WAS A FUCKIN JOL, THINK IT WAS A THURSDAY... PARTY
DJ BUMPED SOME 50, GO SHORTY IT'S YOUR BIRTHDAY
MIRANDA ASKED ME IN WHEN I DROPPED HER BACK AT HER PLACE
ON THE VERANDA NINJA FUCKED MIRANDA ON THE FIRST DATE
AND EVERYTHING WAS HUNKY FUCKIN DORY
THEN COMES THE TWIST TO THIS FUNKY LITTLE STORY
AT MY NEXT LIVE SHOW
GUESS WHO'S IN THE FRONT ROW STARING AT ME LIKE A PSYCHO
MIRANDA'S BIG GREEN HAWK EYES
GLUED TO THE NINJA LIKE A RED BEAM ALL NIGHT
AFTER THE SHOW NINJA GETS RUSHED BY A BUNCH OF POPPIES... FAN GIRLS
I TELL MIRANDA, HERE'S SOME MONEY GO BUY YOURSELF A DOPPIE... A DRINK
SO I'M THERE SIGNING AUTOGRAPHS, SMOKING A DOOBIE
"CAN I GET YOUR AUTOGRAPH?" SURE SHOW ME YOUR BOOBIES
ALL OF A SUDDEN MIRANDA BUSTS IN, MAKING A SPECTACLE!
GRABS ME BY THE NUTS AND STARTS BREAKING MY TESTICLES
JASSIS! I NEARLY KLAPPED HER COS... JESUS! I NEARLY HIT HER BECAUSE.
THOSE HEAVY FUCKIN CLAWS DIGGING INTO MY BALLS WAS VERY FUCKIN SORE!
EWESKIELIK N HELE KLOMP FOKKEN KOPPE DRAAI... ALL-OF-A-SUDDEN A WHOLE BUNCH OF FUCKIN HEADS TURN
MIRANDA SAYS, "TSY! VAT JY MY VIR N FOKKEN NAAI?"... HEY! ARE YOU TAKING ME FOR A FUCKIN FOOL?
HOOK
JESUS CHRIST!
WHY DO CHICKS ALWAYS HAVE TO BE SO FUCKIN COMPLICATED?
LIKE THIS ONE CHICK, LAZAAN, WAS FUCKIN INTO ME!
PLUS SHE WAS A VIRGIN!
SO THIS ONE TIME ME AND LAZAAN WAS SMOKING A ZOL... WEED
THERE BY DJ HI-TEK'S CRIB
WHEN SHE SAYS TO ME, "CAN'T WE BE ALONE?"
SO I TOOK HER TO HI-TEK'S ROOM
ABOUT TO CLOSE THE DOOR, AND DROP THE BOMB
I SAID, "I GOT THE BONG", SHE SAID, "I GOT THE HERB!"
I TOLD DJ HI-TEK, "DO NOT DISTURB!"
THEN BADA-BADA-BING! BADA-BADA-BOMB!
I PUT THE FLAME ON THE MOTHERFUCKIN BONG!
LIKE (BUBBLE BUBBLE!) NOW THE HEAT IS ON!
LAZAAN TOLD ME SHE WANTED ME TO BE THE ONE
I STARTED SLOW AND SEXY, YO I'MA GETTING SOME
PUNANI-NANI! PUNANI-NUM-NUM!
LIKE BADA-BADA-BAM! BADA-BADA-BOOM!
WHEN HI-TEK WALKED IN THE MOTHERFUCKIN ROOM!
LIKE... ...FUCKIN BLIND!... HOW EMBARRASSING!
THERE I WAS GIVING IT TO HER FROM BEHIND
I SAID, "WHAT'S THE MATTER BRO?"
"DJ HI-TEK YOU WANNA HAVE A GO?"
LAZAAN STARTS HAVING THIS MOERSE FUCKIN FREAK OUT!... MASSIVE
THERE I AM STANDING LIKE A DOOS WITH MY DICK OUT!... A FUCKIN IDIOT
SHE'S KICKING ME! SLAPPING! TEETH FLARING! SWEARING!
I THOUGHT BARNY SAID: 'SHARING IS CARING!'
Yo Hi-Tek, let's fuck around
With some of that feel good gansta shit
I've been rapping for 20 fucking years
A whole lot of fucking blood sweat and tears
Who cares, they don't give a fuck
On the mic I'm taking no prisoners
Check me out, yo, so what if I'm only coming in the game?
So what I'm in it for the cash, money and the fame?
So what if [unverified] is fucking up your brain?
Yo-Landi Visser is the shit up in this bitch
I rap for 20 years, never made a cent
Borrowed money from my mom to pay the rent
Now how I'm gonna get out this mission?
Yolandi shows me two stripes on the fucking piss test
Oh fuck, broke ass Ninja gonna be a daddy
Little baby Ninja gonna need some nappies
Gave it my best shot, never pressed stop
Thank God, die moederfokeen Antwoord went pop
Got a million fucking dollars in the bank
Then I converted all my dollars into rands
That equalled seven million rands in the bank
Not too shitty, fuck you Jimmy, I'm a never give it back
Don't worry Ninja, I'm gonna make you proud
I'm here to work, I'm not here to fuck around
(Is ja)
I'm your very special cherry at the top
I'm a keep it very fucking hot and I'm never coming down
Been rapping for 20 fucking years
A whole lot of fucking blood sweat and tears
Who cares they don't give a fuck
On the mic I'm taking no prisoners
Kykie, so what I fly around the whole world getting paid?
So what I smoke weed all day every day?
So what I tell the truth even when I tell a lie
I get very red in the eye when I'm getting high
I got a record deal in the overseas
So excited that I couldn't go to sleep
[Unverified] sold my sold there for a fee
When they dropped the album everyone downloaded it for free
In the overseas they think I'm the shizzle
In South Africa they think I'm a criminal
(Little girl, show me your ID)
I don't like the drugs but the drugs sure like me
Ninja fuckin' ugly on the skin
But Ninja very lovely from within
I'm serious, bro, I just need a bit of fun
So Ninja likes a girl who let's him stick his penis up her bum
Ek gooi 'n fokken 2-7 in die lug
Ek slat jou met my fokken piel in jou gesig
I'm the fuckin' ultimate I can't lose
Klap 'n vet moderfokken zol nou's ek confused
Been rapping for 20 fucking years
A whole lot of fucking blood sweat and tears
Who cares, they don't give a fuck
On the mic I'm taking no prisoners
So what my teachers [unverified] I would never hack it?
So what I'm like a full-blown marijuana addict?
So what I'm like the freshest fuckin' rapper on the planet?
It's an African thing you wouldn't understand it
Chilling in your room, bored all alone
Now you flipping through porn on your phone
Start jerking off 'bout to bust a nut
When your mom walks in the room, "Jesus, what the fuck?"
Life is crazy, it doesn't make sense
I'm here to make money, not to make friends
Need to hustle like a fucking dwang just to pay the rent
Nowadays when I check my balance at the ATM I go
Oh my God, oh, oh my God
Oh my God, oh, oh my God
Oh my God, oh, oh my God
Geld my boetie
I'm so hot right now
I need an ice dish
Hi Tek this motherfucking beat is nasty
I'm so hot right now, the girlies go psst
I'm so hot, touch my face and go tsst
I'm so hot right now, yo-landi Visser
I'm so hot right now, DJ Hi Tek
I'm so hot right now, Zefside Ninja
I'm so hot right now, Die fokken Antwoord
I'm so hot right now, Neil Blomkomp
I'm so hot right now, Tony Seoula
I'm so hot right now, show me the moolah
I'm so hot right now
There once was a little girl
Who had a crush on a bad, bad boy
But when that bad boy got out of prison
That little girl's ass was in big, big trouble!
Daai bra anies hy's n fokken gam bra
Haai! daai anies hy lam innie mang ja
'Ken sy my nommer?' xha! boy what's your number?
Twee ses? twee sewe? of is jy n ag bra?
That boy anies, he's a fuckin ghetto boy
Anies chills in jail
'Does she know my number?' no! boy what's your numer?
26? 27? or are you a 28?
Throw dem devilish gang signz in da air
Start giving it up 4 little evil me
My fingerz r green coz I'm a mean dope fiend
I'm wicked like mad d.o.g
Fresh like a little dark g.o.d
Yo-landi vi$$er got da hypest flow
Start talking in tongues whenever I get stoned
Mudafuckn mindz get blown
Every time I rap in2 da microphone
My zef accent iz very foreign
When I speak oaz dey go: I beg your pardon?
U can't get me like eric cartman
Naughty little kitty go meow
Yes daddy, I'm a big girl now
Jas little devil make your dick go wow
Chea boy! yo-landi vi$$er is hot stuff
Daai bra anies hy's n fokken gangsta
Haai, daai bra anies hy lam innie mang ja
'Ken sy my nommer?' xha! boy what's your number?
Twee ses? twee sewe? of is jy n ag bra?
That boy anies, he's a fuckin gangster
Damn! anies is chilling in jail
'Does she know my number?' no! boy what's your numer?
26? 27? or are you a 28?
Daai bra anies hy droom innie mang ja
Van my punani, ja jys lekker jas bra
Vinger in jou hol in, nxa! haal uit die ganja
Ja pakkie zol in! klap it soos n rasta
That boy anies, he's dreaming in jail
Dreaming of my punani, yeah you heavy horny boy
Finger in your ass, nice! whip out the weed you smuggled in
Ja roll it up, light it up, hit like a rasta
I rhyme tight! tight! tight! tight!
Spark mosh-pit shit coz I rhyme so hype
Put me in front of sum1 I don't like
I go punch! kick! bite! fight!
I'm kray-kray like o.d.b.
Yo-landi down wid o.p.p.
I smell lovely coz I don't eat meat
2 much bubbly den I go pee-pee
Look out here cum little evil me
I got a itchy little need 4 speed
Rap on da beat like a hi-speed chase song
I gooi rooi! no mudafukin breaks on
All deze pop songz sound like da same song
I burn dem! ja mudafucka flame on!
Bow down 2 her mudafuckn majesty
No rapper out dere az bad az me!
Sny jou koekie!
Sny-sny jou snoekie cookie!
Cut your little cake
Cut-cut your little fishy cake
Cut it-cut it- hey kitty kitty kitty!
Cut it-cut it- hey kitty kitty kitty!
Daai bra anies hy's n fokken gam bra
Haai! daai anies hy lam innie mang ja
'Ken sy my nommer?' xha! boy what's your number?
Twee ses? twee sewe? of is jy n ag bra?
That boy anies, he's a fuckin ghetto boy
Anies chills in jail
'Does she know my number?' no! boy what's your numer?
26? 27? or are you a 28?
Daai bra anies hy's a fokken gangsta
Daai bra anies hy's vars uitie mang ja
Wys hom punani, waars jou cookie thumper?
Gee hom punani, maar hy soekie bum bra!
That boy anies, he's a fuckin gangster
That boy anies, he's fresh out of jail
Show him punani, where's your cookie thumper?
Give him punani, but he wants my bum-bum!
Daai bra anies hy's a fokken rou bra
Ek blom met anies lekker oppie sofa
He love yo-landi coz I'm blonde all over
Maar yoh! daai anies hy hou van my boude!
That boy anies he's a fuckin raw boy
I chill with anies nice on the sofa
He's loves yo-landi cos I'm blonde all over
[ninja]
South Africa - 2012
We in the future now
Just because the whole world's gone dwanky
Doesn't mean we fuckin' gonna go out like that too
Fuck the system
We have our own system
We make our own rules
We don't answer to no one
That's right
We keep it gangsta
We keep it Zef
[yolandi]
We keep it pumping off it's motherfucking face!
[ninja]
One time
Vuilgeboosted warrior styles
Yo, DJ Hi-Tek
Gooi rooi homeboy
[unknown / in Afrikaans]
Never le nkemise (3x)
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