Wingman

Dating doesn't have to suck.

Cast

• Michael Somerville
• Wilkela Walker
• Karen Biehl
• Matt Wayne
• Daina Schatz
• Ron 'Bumblefoot' Thal
• Linda Lauren
• Stephen Dexter
• Eli the Chihuahua
• Nick DeSimone

• Season 1
• Episode 1: Kela
  Australia:8 August 2009...
• Episode 2: Karen
  Australia:15 August 2009...
• Episode 3: Pierre
  Australia:22 August 2009...
• Episode 4: Julia
  USA:28 February 2009...
• Episode 5: Tyler T
  USA:10 March 2009...
• Episode 6: Kate
  USA:31 March 2009...
• Episode 10: Jalford
  USA:2 May 2009...
• Episode 11: Matt
  USA:2 May 2009...

• Lyrics: play full screen play karaoke
• Incomin' - Driller Killer
• Uncommon - Umphrey's McGee
• Junkman - Black Stone Cherry
• Junkman - Campfire Girls

You really brought this upon yourself
You knew it´d come to this
Once so alive, but now too dangerous to kiss
Too damaged and infected, face your/the world
Condition as suspected, decay´s the word
It´s getting hard to breathe, fried in the shade
The bottomless pit... coming your way
Nowhere to hide, nowhere to run, and no aid to give
But instincts force you to inhale, through tubes you live
No air to breathe, judgementday
The bottomless pit... coming your way
Who´s to blame? The human race, we´re guilty as charged
There goes your innocence, we´re all killers at large
It´s getting hard to breathe...
Wake up everybody, feel the pain - yeah you have arrived
Every second is a year of thirst for every life on earth
denied
Eternal, wipe your crying face - it´s suffer time
Whip-slash, hammersmash attack, let the punishment fit

Something about me stinks
Something about me smells
I don't want that to be, how you remember me
Something about me stinks
If I was not so strange
If I could only change
I wouldn't be so far, from standing where you are
If I was not so strange
Everywhere I look is south
And everywhere I look is south
If I could clear my vision now, I could hear you nice and loud
Everywhere I look is south
Something about me's weak
If I could only tweak
Myself from the inside out, I could turn my life around
If I was not so weak
It doesn't have to be the only way to common ground
The absence was an option only waiting to be found
But the further that I float along, the sooner I could sink
And in the end it only matters
If you feel that you could think of me the same
Everywhere I look is south
Everywhere I look is south
If I could clear my vision now, I could hear you nice and loud
Everywhere I look is south
Something about me stinks
Something about me smells
I don't want that to be, how you remember me

I am your junkman
I live on the outskirts of your town
I pick up pieces of your dirty trash
I'm the king of the lost and found
Can't you see the moon's rising?
Can't you hear the planes are flying?
Did you know they came from my hands
In God we trust, well, that's my story
Let them have the fame and glory
I'll just watch the hill fires rise
I'm your junkman
I am your junkman
I save the other human race
I was born to wear these dirty ragged clothes
And save this planet from disgrace
Can't you see the moon's rising?
Can't you hear the planes are flying?
Did you know they came from my hands
In God we trust, well, that's my story
Let them have the fame and glory
I'll just watch the hill fires rise
I'm your junkman
Ah, here come the junkman
Can't you see the moon's rising?
Can't you hear the planes are flying?
Did you know they came from my hands
In God we trust, well, that's my story
Let them have the fame and glory
I'll just watch the hill fires rise

you've got your garage sale.
you've got your goodwill, but it doesnt show. you've got your reasons.
youv'e got your secrets but youll never tell.
iv'e seen you slap her.
i might come after, but youll never know. i
see you pick through the garbage.
iv'e see you live through your own little personal hell.
you've got nothing to say.
it' better off that way.
and you've got nothing to say.