Bottom

Edward and Richard are best buddies living off the government doing nothing more than having a good time and breaking stuff.

Cast

• Adrian Edmondson
• Rik Mayall
• Steven O'Donnell
• Christopher Ryan
• Lee Cornes
• Mark Arden
• Kelly Hunter
• Robert Ashe
• Lisa Maxwell
• Brian Glover
• David Lloyd
• Victor Spinetti
• Rupert Bates
• Charlie Biddle
• John Abbott
• Evie Garratt
• Jo-Anne Stockham
• Roger Brierley
• Mark Lambert
• Wayne Michaels
• Paul Bradley
• Tina Foley
• Kevin McNally

• Season 1
• Episode 1: Smells
  [Eddie is in a sex shop talking to the assistant behind the counter]::Sex Shop Assistant: Can I help...
• Episode 2: Gas
  Richie: Hello, Mr Gasman!...
• Episode 3: Contest
  Eddie comes home after having a very bad day at work and gets into a argument with Richie when Richi...
• Episode 4: Apocalypse
  After inheriting from his recently deceased Auntie Olga £600.00. Richie and Eddie heads off down the...
• Episode 5: 's Up
  Richie and Eddie are left in charge of their landlord Mr. Harrison's shop as Mr. Harrison leaves to ...
• Episode 6: Accident
  Richie: What was your name again?::Spudgun: Spudgun.::Richie: Spudgun. Why do they call you 'Spudgun...
• Season 2
• Episode 1: Digger
  Richie: All my main castles are in the north, you start off in Berkshire and end up in... Twatshire....
• Episode 2: Burglary
  [about to surrender to the burglars]::Richie: No no, they might beat us up.::Eddie: What and cut our...
• Episode 3: Culture
  [Tasting five years old yoghurt]::Eddie: It doesn't taste like banana and peach......
• Episode 4: Parade
  [Richie and Eddie are in the row of suspects; Chief Inspector Grobbelaar enters]::Richard 'Richie' R...
• Episode 5: Holy
  [as many things has gone bad on Christmas eve]::Richie: Don't worry, Eddie, it's only half past eigh...
• Episode 6: 'S Out
  Richie: [talking about the Wombles] Eddie would it mentally scar you if I told you there were just p...
• Season 3
• Episode 1: Hole
  Richie: Oh god! How long have we been up here?::Eddie: about 7 minutes::Richie: it feels like 8 and ...
• Episode 2: Terror
  Part of a poster from 'Roger Taylor (I)' (qv)'s album "Happiness" can been seen hanging on a wall ou...
• Episode 3: Break
  Richie and Eddie are going on holiday to Bridlington! well a English coastal town that is 25 miles f...
• Episode 4: Dough
  [after noticing that boys have used fake cash]::Dick Head: Okey boys. You stop printing money and br...
• Episode 5: Finger
  Richie: Oh, Eddie. How do you actually drive a car?::Eddie: Well, you get the wires under the radio,...
• Episode 6: Carnival
  Eddie: Still, at least we got the duck.::Richie: The duck?::Eddie: Yeah. It's made out of plastic!::...

• Lyrics: play full screen play karaoke
• Bottom - Tool
• Bottom - Refused
• Bottom - Puddle Of Mudd
• Bottom - I Against I
• Bottom - J.blue
• Momma Said No - Bottom

My compassion is broken now.
My will is eroded now,
and my desire is broken now
and it makes me feel ugly.
I'm on my knees and burning.
My piss and moans are the fuel that,
set my head on fire.
So smell my soul is burning.
I'm broken, looking up to see the enemy.
And I have swallowed the poison you feed me...
but I survive on it, and it leaves me
guilt, fed,
hatred fed,
weakness fed..
and it makes me feel ugly.
On my knees and burning.
My piss and moans are the fuel that
set my head on fire.
I'm dead insiiiiiiiiiiiiide!
(Shiiit aadds up 3x)
Shit adds up at the bottooom...
-Henry Rollins: If I let you, you would make me destroy myself. But in order to survive you, I must first survive myself. I can sink no further and I cannot forgive you. There's no choice but to confront you, to engage you, to erase you. I've gone to great lengths to expand my threshold of pain. I will use my mistakes against you. There's no other choice. Shameless now. Nameless now. Nothing now. No one now. But my soul must be iron cause my fear is naked. I'm naked and fearless.-
And my fear is nakeeeeeeeeed!
(Deead iinsiide. 4x)
Neeeedless now,
shaaameless now,
noooothing now,
nooo one now.
(Shit adds up 4x)
You see me naaaaked now,
feeeearless now,
naaaaked now,
feeeeearless now.
You see... shit adds up.
Shit adds, shit adds, shit adds up.
It leaves me (deeead iinsiide 3x),
dead, insiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiide!
Hatred keeps me alive,
ugliness keeps me alive,
weakness keeps me alive,
guilt keeps me alive

Inch by inch we're loosing only more and more
will we judge ourselves before we've lost it all
underrated statement in time passed by
we wouldn't recognize the truth if it laid before our eyes
we're drowning in our own incompetence, we're drowning
somewhere, somehow there's a bigger scar
an infection of inconfidence already gone too far
how badly do we need saving, do you want to know?
the ultimate concussion, the final show
we're drowning in our own incompetence, we're drowning
How does understanding begin, how can we help, we cant even

Lift your head up from the clouds
I know that you're shaking
Breaking down
How could you leave me
Garbage can
Never want to be your understand
Help me
Help me
Help me
Help me
Lord can you help me get this weight off my shoulders
Can you help me I think I'm getting older
The pain that you left me deep within
How can I live living in sin
And you know that I've tried
And you know
Lord knows I've tried every day of my life
Sitting at the bottom, sitting at the bottom with you
Sitting at the bottom with you
I'm just sitting at the bottom with you
I'm just sitting at the bottom, sitting at the bottom
How many times I gotta say
That you're never ever gonna get your way
Down in the gutter as I decay
Where you gonna leave me
Let me be
Help me
Help me
Help me
Help me understand
And you know that I've tried
Don't you know
Lord knows I've tried every day of my life
Sitting at the bottom, I'm sitting at the bottom with you
I'm just sitting at the bottom with you
Now I'm sitting at the bottom with you
I'm just sitting at the bottom, sitting at the bottom with you
Sticks and stones may break my bones
But words will never hurt me
Sticks and stones breaking my bones
No your words aren't never gonna hurt me
And you know that I've tried
And you know
Lord knows I've tried every day of my life
Sitting at the bottom, sitting at the bottom with you
I'm just sitting at the bottom with you
Now i'm sitting at the bottom with you
I'm just sitting at the bottom with you

Sitting all curled up inside,
the only place where I can hide.
Where I can hide.
I'll just put up a fake smile,
that ought to fool them for a while.
Why should they know?
They don't know who I am,
still they think I'm crazy.
I think of what I done 'til now,
the perfect way to bring me down.
To bring me down.
I'm scared to fail so I don't try.
I let my chances pass me by
The bottom's fallen out
and I think I'm crazy.
I don't know what I'm about.
I don't know and I'm crazy...
I should be my,
but who will that be?
I don't know what I'm about,
I don't know and I'm crazy.
And I'm crazy.

[Intro:]
I feel like somebody's
Taking my heart
Stop throwing it away
I don't want it anymore
I don't wanna feel like this no more
[Verse 1:]
I'm like a bird with no wings to fly
Can't go no where
No matter how I try
Like a pair of eyes
With no tears to cry
Feels like I'm barely alive
[Hook:]
I just wanna rip my heart
Out of my chest
I'm fed up
And put it in a box away
Tie it to a rock
And throw it over the edge
And let it sink to the bottom
Of the Atlantic
[Chorus:]
Like the Titanic
That was lost at sea
Let it sink to the bottom
Of the Atlantic
I wanna lock it up
And throw away the key
Let it sink to the bottom
Of the Atlantic
Let it sink to the bottom
To the bottom
Let it fall to the bottom
To the bottom
Of the Atlantic
[Verse 2:]
It's like I'm bleeding internally
And I can feel sharp pains in my chest
It's like the doctor
Ran out of my medicine
And I can feel in through my flesh
[Hook:]
I just wanna rip my heart
Out of my chest
I'm fed up
And put it in a box away
Tie it to a rock
And throw it over the edge
And let it sink to the bottom
Of the Atlantic
[Chorus:]
Like the Titanic
That was lost at sea
Let it sink to the bottom
Of the Atlantic
I wanna lock it up
And throw away the key
Let it sink to the bottom
Of the Atlantic
Let it sink to the bottom
To the bottom
Let it fall to the bottom
To the bottom
Of the Atlantic
[Bridge:]
Like woo
I'm sinking at the bottom
And it's going down because of you
Gotta let it go
Just didn't know what else I can do
Cross the seven seas
But still I'm lost and so confused
Cause I just can't take it
No need to fake it because it's true
I'm sinking at the bottom
And it's going down because of you
Gotta let it go
Just didn't know what else I can do
I just wanna rip my heart out of my chest
Throw it away
[Chorus:]
Like the Titanic
That was lost at sea
Let it sink to the bottom
Of the Atlantic
I wanna lock it up
And throw away the key
Let it sink to the bottom
Of the Atlantic
Let it sink to the bottom
To the bottom
Let it fall to the bottom
To the bottom
Of the Atlantic
[Bridge:]
Like woo
I'm sinking at the bottom
And it's going down because of you
Gotta let it go
Just didn't know what else I can do
Cross the seven seas
But still I'm lost and so confused
Cause I just can't take it
No need to fake it because it's true
I'm sinking at the bottom

I wanted to live in a land of the bottoms but
Momma said no
I wanted to dance in the bottomly fields but
Momma said noooooooooooo
She said noooooooooo
And now I can't goooooooo
to laugh in the land where
the bottoms run free
She said nooooo
And now my heart is soggy inside of me
Cos' i knooooooooooooow
I won/t ever knoooooooooooooow
the joys the bums can give
So i sit in my room
With the music up loud
And i want to know
Theres a knock at the door
It's momma with my underwear
My bottom can't be free
Anymore
She said noooooooo
And now i can't gooooooooo
To the land where