• Lyrics: play full screen play karaoke
• Theme - Neil Diamond
• Theme - Melvins
• Theme - Ja Rule
• Theme - Public Image Ltd
• Theme - Public Image Limited
• Theme - Coliseum
• Theme - Cibo Matto
• Theme - Cars Can Be Blue
• Der Prinz Von Bel-air - Theme
• Das Amt - Theme
• Mr. Ed - Theme
• Galaxy Rangers - No Guts, No Glory - Theme
• Eine Schrecklich Nette Familie - Theme
• Saber Rider And The Starhsheriffs - Theme
• Cheers - Theme
• Mila Superstar - Theme
• Kommissar Rex - Theme
• Ein Colt Für Alle Fälle (the Unknown Stuntman) - Theme
• Theme - Winnie Der Puhbär

Music by: Neil Diamond
(instrumental)

THEME
(Clown Alley)
He watches the sun rise almost every day.

Niggaz Theme
[Case] [x2]
It's plain to see
You can't change me
Cause I'm a be a nigga for life
[Black Child]
Chorus:
For life we gonna be niggas
Fuck the world it's yours my niggas
Load the nine and blaze my niggas
[Ja Rule]
Yeah, cause I'm a nigga for life
[Ja Rule]
Whos that chipped out
Twenty one year old, hot commodity
Coming out of a bum deal lottery
With a flow like sodomy
Put it on your bitch ass quite properly
I suggest you keep all eyes on me
And dont sleep as it is I'm highly critique
Pussy, money, murder it's part of my mystique
You feelin' me this here is one of Queens elite
Predecessor of the street
While you munch I eat
JA's here
The nigga you love but still fear
I done been there done that
Now nigga it's my year
I can leave you on the clear view
If you ain't yet clear
Matter of fact if you breathin' be glad you got air
Shut the fuck up
When grown folks are talkin you hear
Or get your shit blown baby
From mouth to ear
Don't fear when you smoke weed and fuckin' your wife
Why cause I'm a nigga for life
[Black Child] [x2]
For life we gonna be niggas
Fuck the world it's yours my niggas
Load the nine and blaze my niggas
[Ja Rule]
Yeah, cause I'm a nigga for life
[Ja Rule]
Spare yourself the reality of a n ass whippin'
What I'm givin' when I be gettin' tight and start flippin'
On your bitch ass niggas that like formin' a cipher
Gates me hyper
Want the real I'm a slice ya
Light ya
Ass up with sixteen or more slugs
Comin' from my snub nose bull dog
Raw, to the core lets lay down some laws
This is JA's house bow down or bring the war
Mother fuckers
Ya'll don't want to touch what's hot
Whatever it be mic, glock, drug spot
Like a bitch you scared of life and takin' chances
And right now you showin' more ass then an exotic dancer
The answer is this
Niggas don't wanna touch
JA is livin' stronger then a fucking coke rush
See on the streets we be killin niggas like cash
And you heard I.N.C. nigga it's murda
[Case] [x2]
It's plain to see
You can't change me
Cause I'm a be a nigga for life
[Black Child]
For life we gonna be niggas
Fuck the world it's yours my niggas
Load the nine and blaze my niggas
[Ja Rule]
Yeah, cause I'm a nigga for life
[Ja Rule]
Nigga, I live among thorough breads
Raised to blaze lead
If you get shot play dead
And put two in his head
I'm known to pasteurize
And criticize
A nigga size
look him right in the eyes
And leave him dead where he lies
We come through mobbin'
Like crips from Compton
We're all in burners and sippin' on gin
Fuck Flossin'
Nigga I'm burnin' iron
And if you aint buyin'
Then you're dyin'
From denyin'
I'm so inspirin'
To the youth, see I'm settin it strait
Lettin' them know never to step on nothin' less then an eighth
And the longer it takes
Some body is gonna die for it
The streets is watchin'
Jigga warned you dont ignore it
It's only niggas holdin
Go JAP and blow yen
With the six double strait out of the pin
Brandishin
Steal for the ice
Hioldin my dick
Talkin shit
Shootin' dice
A nigga for life
So whatcha sayin' is
What the fuck is a nigga
Rob a bitch, slap a bitch
All that shit
[Black Child] [x2]
For life we gonna be niggas
Fuck the world it's yours my niggas
Load the nine and blaze my niggas
[Ja Rule]
Yeah, cause I'm a nigga for life

Now I understand (ha, ha, ha)
Now I understand (ha, ha, ha)
Theme going on and on and on
Its not the same anymore
No, never, never no
Wish
Wish
Wish I could die
Now walk alone
Now walk in drain
Does not compute
Not a cliche
And I wish I could die (ha, ha, ha)
Random
There is only one reaction
You must never underestimate
And I wish I
And I wish I could die (ha, ha, ha)
Now understand
Now I understand
It doesnt matter no more
Another leap in the dark
I will survive
And I wish I could die
And I wish I could die
And I wish I
I wish I
I wish I could die (ha, ha, ha)
Its only excuses
Never mistaking
Rhyme or reason
No, never no never
And I wish I could die
And I wish I
And I wish I could die (ha, ha, ha)
I wish I could die
Understand
Themes going on
On and on and on
I wish I could die
No, never no more
Does not compute
Walk alone out of the drain
Its not cliche
Wish I
Wish
Wish I could die
And I wish I could die (ha, ha, ha)
And I wish I could die
On and on and on and on
Will survive
I wish I could die
I will survive
I wish I could die
Understanding doesnt matter no more
Leap in the dark
I will survive
Wish I could die
Wish I could die
Wish I could die
Wish I could die
I just died

scream)
Theme
Now I understand (ha, ha, ha)
Now I understand (ha, ha, ha)
Theme going on and on and on
It's not the same anymore
No, never, never no
Wish
Wish
Wish I could die
Now walk alone
Now walk in drain
Does not compute
Not a cliche
And I wish I could die (ha, ha, ha)
Random
There is only one reaction
You must never underestimate
And I wish I
And I wish I could die (ha, ha, ha)
Now understand
Now I understand
It doesn't matter no more
Another leap in the dark
I will survive
And I wish I could die
And I wish I could die
And I wish I
I wish I
I wish I could die (ha, ha, ha)
It's only excuses
Never mistaking
Rhyme or reason
No, never no never
And I wish I could die
And I wish I
And I wish I could die (ha, ha, ha)
I wish I could die
Understand
Theme's going on
On and on and on
I wish I could die
No, never no more
Does not compute
Walk alone out of the drain
It's not cliche
Wish I
Wish
Wish I could die
And I wish I could die (ha, ha, ha)
And I wish I could die
On and on and on and on
Will survive
I wish I could die
I will survive
I wish I could die
Understanding doesn't matter no more
Leap in the dark
I will survive
Wish I could die
Wish I could die
Wish I could die
Wish I could die
I just died

God's blessed hands keep reaching for my fate. This holy body oozes all they'll ever need. Light of hope to guilt you through the pain. Turn your eyes away from me. Goddamn it, I've had it, don't want anymore of your faith

Ba ba ba ba ya, ba ya
Ba ba ba ba ya, ba ya oh wa wa
Ba ba ba ba ya, ba ya
Ba ba ba ba ya, ba ya oh wa wa wa wa...
It was such lovely weather, mmm yeah
The third day in Milano
I was sitting in a chair
The point of my high heel was stepping on a man's shadow
The scent of his cappuccino was carried on the wind of Milano
He stared me up and down
As if I was a restaurant menu
The accidental meeting
Made my blood red like Chianti
Mio, ah mio, ah mio
Mio bambino
Mio, ah mio, ah mio
Mio bambino
Blindfold me...only feeling
Blindfold me...only feeling
Blindfold me...only feeling
When you touch me on the knee
I can feel your vibration
When you capture my secret key
I can hear your pulsation
HIT ME!
(japanese)
In the night I can't sleep
In the night I can't sleep
You sweep me off my feet
My feet, my feet, my feet
Make my body burn

Cars Can Be Blue
Cars Can Be Blue
Cars Can Be Blue
Cars Can Be Blue
Cars Can Be Blue
Cars Can Be Blue
Cars Can Be Blue
Cars Can Be Blue
Cars Can Be Blue
Cars Can Be Blue
Cars Can Be Blue

Now this is the story all about how
my life got flipped, turned upside down
and I'd like to take a minute just sit right there
I'll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Bel-Air
In West Philadelfia born and raised
on the playground where I spent most of my days
chilling out, maxing, relaxing all cool
and all shooting some b-ball outside of the school
when a couple of guys said "we're up in no good"
started making trouble in my neighbourhood
I got in one little fight and my mom got scared
and said "you're moving with your aunte and uncle in Bel-Air"
I begged and pleaded with her the other day
but she packed my suitcase and sent me on my way
she gave me a kissin' and she gave me my ticket
I put my walkman on and said I might aswell kick it
First class, yo this is bad,
drinking orange juice out of a champagne glass
is this what the people of Bel-Air livin' like,
hmm this might be alright!
I whistled for a cab and when it came near the
licensplate said "Fresh" and had a dice in the mirror
if anything I could say that this cab was rare
but I thought now forget it, yo home to Bel-Air
I pulled up to a house about seven or eight
and I yelled to the cabby "Yo, home smell you later"
looked at my kingdom I was finally there
to settle my throne as the prince of Bel-Air

So meine Herrschaften, darf ich jetzt bitten?
und alle Beamten singen mit...1....2....3
Refrain:
Wir sind das Amt,
wir sind Beamte,
wir sind allzeit für sie da von 9 bis 3,
wir sind der Staat,
sind seine Diener,
die Tür ist auf schaun sie bei uns doch mal vorbei
Wenn sie kommen kommen sie nicht gleich am Montag,
denn am Montag können wir für sie nichts tun.
Denn nach dem langen Wochenende, braucht man ein bisschen Zeit sich auszuruhen.
Und auch Dienstag, ist nicht günstig, wir besprechen ein Projekt,
Dabei trinken sie dann gerne 2,3 kleine Gläschen Sekt
Refrain:
Wir sind das Amt,
wir sind Beamte,
wir sind allzeit für sie da von 9 bis 3,
wir sind der Staat,
sind seine Diener,
die Tür ist auf schaun sie bei uns doch mal vorbei
Nur am mittwoch tut uns leid da sind wir leider,
alle nicht so richig für sie da.
Da besprechen die den ganzen Tag noch einmal,
was am Dienstag Abend war.
Doch am Donnerstag da geht es,
aber kommn sie nicht zu spät,
weil die Frühstückspause Donnerstags,
schon mal bis Dienstschluss geht.
Refrain:
wir sind das Amt,
wir sind Beamte,
wir sind allzeit für sie da von 9 bis 3,
wir sind der Staat,
sind seine Diener,
die Tür ist auf schaun sie bei uns doch mal vorbei
Doch am Freitag wär es wirklich, ganz besonders, großer Mist
weil am Freitag 10 Uhr Mittags, für Beamte praktisch Wochenende ist.
Doch an allen andern Tagen, stehen wir gern für sie bereit.
Und zwar mit allem was wir haben, mit Kompetenz und Höflichkeit. Genau!
Refrain:
wir sind das Amt,
wir sind Beamte,
wir sind allzeit für sie da von 9 bis 3,
wir sind der Staat,
sind seine Diener,
die Tür ist auf schaun sie bei uns doch mal vorbei
Jetzt einen ganzen Ton höher!
Refrain:
wir sind das Amt,
wir sind Beamte,
wir sind allzeit für sie da von 9 bis 3,
wir sind der Staat,
sind seine Diener,
die Tür ist auf schaun sie bei uns doch mal vorbei
Wir sind das Amt,
wir sind das Amt!

"Hello, I'm Mr. Ed."
A horse is a horse, of course, of course,
And no one can talk to a horse, of course,
That is, of course, unless the horse
Is the famous Mr. Ed.
Go right to the source and ask the horse.
He'll give you the answer that you'll endorse.
He's always on a steady course.
Talk to Mr. Ed.
People yackety yack a streak
And waste your time of day.
But Mr. Ed will never speak
Unless he has something to say.
A horse is a horse, of course, of course,
And this one will talk till his voice is hoarse.
You never heard of a talking horse?
Well, listen to this:
"I am Mr. Ed."

Somewhere in the future
Far away from here
Trouble is waiting
On the last frontier
Into these worlds of unknown danger they ride
They're the Galaxy Rangers
Heroes in the sky
No Guts No Glory
No Pain No Gain
One for all, all for one
Riders on the range
No Guts No Glory
We're taking a stand
Ready to prove it again

Love and marriage
Love and marriage
Go together like a horse and carriage
This I tell you brother
You can't have one without the other
Love and marriage
Love and marriage
It's an institute you can't disparage
Ask the local gentry
And they will say it's elementary
Try, try
Try to separate them
It's an illusion
Try, try
Try and you will only come
To this conclusion
Love and marriage
Love and marriage
Go together like a horse and carriage
That was told by mother
You can't have one
You can't have none
You can't have one without the other
Try, try
Try to separate them
It's an illusion
Try, try
Try and you will only come
To this conclusion
Love and marriage
Love and marriage
Go together like a horse and carriage
That was told by mother
You can't have one
You can't have none
You can't have one without the other

Saber Rider ...
Saber Rider ... and the Starsheriffs
Saber Rider ... and the Starsheriffs
In the sky
Can you feel the thunder inside?
Saber Rider ...
Make the lightning crack as you ride!
Saber Rider
Saber Rider...
Saber Rider ... and the Starsheriffs
Saber Rider ... and the Starsheriffs
In the Sky
Saber Rider!
Saber Rider ...
Your destiny will lead you,
To wherever your people need you,
Through danger may have found you,
You have your friends around you now...
NOW, NOW, NOW!
Saber Rider ... and the Starsheriffs
Saber Rider ... and the Starsheriffs
In the sky
Saber Rider

Makin' your way in the world today
Takes everything you've got
Takin' a break from all your worries
Sure would help a lot
Wouldn't you like to get away?
(CHORUS)
Sometimes you wanna go
Where everybody knows your name
And they're always glad you came
You wanna be where you can see
Our troubles are all the same
You wanna be where everybody knows your name
All those nights when you've got no lights
The check is in the mail
And your little angel hung the cat up by it's tail
And your third fiancee' didn't show
(REPEAT CHORUS)
Roll outta bed, Mr. Coffee's dead
The morning's lookin' bright
Your shrink ran off to Europe
And didn't even write
And your husband want to be a girl
Be glad there's one place in the world
Where everybody knows your name
And they're always glad you came
You wanna go where people know
People are all the same
You wanna go where everybody knows your name

Mila ist 12 Jahre alt
Und lebt im fernen Japan.
Kulleraugen, Pferdeschwanz,
der Kopf voll Fantasie.
Früher war sie krank und blass,
doch das ist vorbei.
Heut' ist sie ein Volley-As.
Und ein kleines Wunder, Wunder, Wunder.
Mila kann lachen wie die Sonne über Fujiyama.
Mila kann machen, was sie will und was noch keiner sah.
Mila kann fliegen wie die Schwalben über Fujiyama.
Mila kann siegen. Irgendwann ist sie ein Superstar.
Immer, immer am Ball.
Das Spiel ist nie vorüber.
Immer, immer am Ball.
Sie schafft es immer wieder.
Immer, immer am Ball.
Sie schafft es immer wieder, sie.
Mila kann lachen wie die Sonne über Fujiyama.
Mila kann machen, was sie will und was noch keiner sah.
Mila kann fliegen wie die Schwalben über Fujiyama.
Mila kann siegen. Irgendwann ist sie ein Superstar.

I see heroes without fame
Killing thunder into streets
Time to hide and dedications
There you see be how it's gonna be
And a dog takes over control
He'll fighting to the end
That's what I call a good friend
And always understand
That's what I call a good friend
Dog takes over control
He'll fighting to the end
And always understand
That's what I call a good friend (good friend)

Well
I'm not the kind to kiss and tell
but I've been seen with Farah.
I've never been with anything less than a nine
so fine.
I've been on fire with Sally Fields
gone fast with a girl named Bo
but somehow they just don't end up as mine.
It's a death-defying life I lead
I take my chances.
I die for a livin' in the movies and T.V.
but the hardest thing I ever do
is watch my leadin' ladies
kiss some other guy
while I'm bandagin' my knees.
I might fall from a tall building
I might roll a brand-new car
'cause I'm the unknown stuntman
that made Redford such a star.
I've never spent much time in school
but I taught ladies plenty.
It's true I hire my body out for pay (hey, hey).
I've gotten burned over Cheryl Tiegs
blown up for Raquel Welch
but when I end up in the hay it's only hay (hey, hey).
I might jump an open drawbridge
or Tarzan from a vine
'cause I'm the unknown stuntman
that makes Eastwood lookes so fine.
They'll never make me president
but I've got the best first ladies.
Some days I've got'em as far as the eye can see.
A morning dive with Jackie Smith
I crash in the night with Cheryl
but in the end they never stay with me.
I might fall from a tall building
so Burt Reynolds don't get hurt
I might leap a mighty canyon
so he can kiss and flirt.
While that smooth talker's kissin' my girl
I'm just kissin' dirt
yes I'm the lonely stuntman
that made a lover out for Burt.

Kommt alle mit,
kommt mich begleiten
und trefft jetzt meinen besten Freund.
Er ist rund und gemütlich,
so kuschelig und niedlich,
der Puhbär,Winnie der Puhbär,
Bienen passt auf,
denn Honig liebt er so sehr,
Puhbär summt immer zu mehr
Rumpeldipumpel sitzt er schon im Honigbaum,
hier gibts für jeden was,
Spannung und soviel Spass,
Frohsinn und Freude und mehr.
Und seid ihr allein,
dann schaut doch bei ihm rein,
er würde sich freuen,
er ist euer Freund.
Der Puhbär, Winnie der Puhbär,
wohin du auch gehst,
oh bitte nimm uns mit.
Puhbär wir mögen dich sehr,
kein Bär ist wie du,
denn du bist der Bär
Winnie Puh