[Space Ghost]
I smell turkey
[Brak]
Tuna fish!
[Space Ghost]
Big beef-jerky!
[Brak]
Potato kanish
[Space Ghost]
I smell onions
[Zorak]
Pizza too
[Space Ghost]
The dog needs washing
[Zorak]
And so do you
[Space Ghost]
It smells like
[Group]
(What does it smell like, Space Ghost?)
[Space Ghost]
It smells like
[Group]
(Pork and beans!)
[Space Ghost]
It smells like
[Group]
(ARRRGGGGHHH!!!)
[Space Ghost]
It smells like Cartoon Planet
Ooh-Wee
[Space Ghost]
Zorak, prison pod
Brak Brak
[Zorak]
Barn yard animals
[Brak]
[Zorak]
Quack
[Space Ghost]
Zorak upside down
[Zorak]
Sing it, fuzzy
[Brak]
I'm a little teapot short and stout
[Space Ghost]
It smells like
[Group]
Asparagus and Cabbage
[Space Ghost]
It smells like
[Group]
(Boxer shorts!)
[Space Ghost]
It smells like
[Group]
(ARRRGGGGHHH!!!)
[Space Ghost]
It smells like Cartoon Planet
[Space Ghost]
I'm ramblin'
Ramblin'
Ramblin' high and low
I'm ramblin'
Ramble, ramble, ramblin'
Ramblin' everwhere I go
I ramble down to visit with Mary Jane
But she's up and moved away
And changed her name
So I go ramblin'
Ramblin'
I'm just a ramblin' guy
I wonderin'
Yeah, wonderin'
Wonderin' here and there
And I'm wonderin'
Yeah, boy, I'm wonderin'
If I packed me enough underwear
I wonder down to visit with Agnus Rose
She slams the door so hard on me
It breaks my nose
Yeah, I go wonderin'
My oh my
I'm just a wonderin' guy
Oh yeah
Just a ramblin' wonderin' guy
[Brak]
Put your socks on, Mama, now
Put your socks on, Mama, now
Put your socks on, Mama
Put your socks on, Mama, now
Put your socks on, Mama, now
'Cause your feet really smell
Put your pants on, Mama, now
Put...No, not pants
Put your shoes on, Mama, now
Put your shoes on, Mama, now
Woah...Put your shoes on, Mama, now
Put your shoes on, Mama, now
Hey...Put your shoes on, Mama
'Cause your breath really stinks
Oh, yeah
Put your socks on, Mama, now
Hello everybody, welcome to cooking with Brak.
You know, everybody at one or another time has enjoyed that wonderful oriental delight, the Poo Poo Platter. Well today I'm going to go one step better and prepare Brak's special Poo Poo Poo Platter.
You notice that there's an extra "poo" there.
It's the extra poo that makes all the difference.
I could have taken the easy rode and done a Poo Platter, but who wants a platter with just one poo?
I found that even the conventional two Poo Platter leaves one a little bit, how should I say it, unfulfilled.
I just so find that's not the case when you experience the thrill of an extra poo.
Space Ghost: "Brak!!!"
Brak: "What!!!"
Space Ghost: "There's no time left for your Poo Poo Platter"
Brak: "You mean my Poo Poo Poo Platter"
Space Ghost: "Whatever, put your poo in the refrigerator and we'll try to work it in another show."
Brak: "Somebody's gonna steal my poo, I just know it! What've if I make a sign that says 'THIS IS BRAK'S POO, DON'T TOUCH IT!!!'"
[Space Ghost]
Wake up in the morning
And tickly-doo
Take a hot shower
Watch the news
Then eggs over easy
On the greasy side
Oh, yeah...
I'm just an ordinary guy
I'm an ordinary guy
Except I can fly
And sometimes I am invisible
All day long, I'm just rightin' wrongs
And makin' evil villains miserable
[Zorak]
Oy! You can say that again
[Space Ghost]
I love makin' evil villains miserable
[Zorak]
Of all the cartoon shows in all the universe
I get stuck on this one
[Space Ghost]
Work day's over and
I got me a date with a big fat piece of pie
I sit around thinking what a good boy am I
But, hey, I'm just an ordinary guy
Just an average superhero kinda guy
I'm just an extraordinary guy
[Space Ghost]
(In background doing oldschool beat box)
[Brak]
Hey, baby
That's funky
Whoa, baby
Whoa, baby
I got you, baby
I got you, baby
Now, I got you, baby
I got you, baby
Whoa
I got you, baby
Now, I got you, baby
Oh, funky, baby
Whoa!
I got you, baby
You're gonna get it, baby
Baby, oh!
I'm gonna get you, baby
Oh-oh, baby
I got you, baby
Oh funky, baby
Hey funky, baby
Oh funky, baby
I'll get you, baby
I'll get you, baby
Hey, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby
I got you, baby
[Space Ghost]
I've got a doodle in my noodle
And its name is Minkey Boodle
[Zorak]
Minkey Boodle!
[Brak]
Minkey Boodle!
[Zorak]
Minkey Boodle!
[Brak]
Minkey Boodle!
[Space Ghost]
I got my mojo risin'
There's a poodle in my strudle
[Zorak]
Minkey Boodle!
[Brak]
Minkey Boodle!
[Zorak]
Minkey Boodle!
[Brak]
Minkey Boodle!
[Space Ghost]
Croodle oodle goodle moodle
Foodle goodle zoodle
[Zorak]
I'm sick of this
[Brak]
Minkey Boodle!
[Zorak]
Shut up, Brak
[Brak]
[Zorak]
Stop it, stop it
(keeps repeating over Space Ghost)
[Space Ghost]
I got a doodle in my moodle
And its name is Minkey Boodle
[Brak]
Stop it, stop it
[Space Ghost]
Beautiful!
[Space Ghost, Zorak, Brak]
Stop it, stop it, stop it, stop it
I have a magic toenail, I keep it on my foot.
It's always there to rescue me, when something goes coput.
It has the cutest cuticles, free of all disease!
As toenails go it's really quite extraordinary!
Thank you, thank you, thank you magic toenail.
I love my magic toenail, it's magical and good. Sometimes I'll take my magic toenail to lunch and give it a sandwich, because it likes to eat the sandwich. Thank you, thank you, thank you magic toenail.
[Space Ghost]
(Space Ghost starts scatting)
Well, how was that?
[Zorak]
[Brak]
Here's a lovely song about my favorite food
Lima, lento, soy, and pinto
Navy, northern, and garbanzo
Kidneys and frijoles negros
I love beans
I love beans
Woo woo woo!
I love beans
How 'bout you?
High in fiber
Low in fat
Hey, I betcha didn't know that
When I eat beans
I sit in my own little cloud
Nobody comes to visit me
In my little cloud
I don't know why
Maybe 'cause I'm cuttin' muffins
Because...
I love beans!
Hey hey hey!
I love beans everyday!
Beans are an excellent source of protein
I love beans!
[Space Ghost]
I love you
And I love me
I love the fishes in the deep blue sea
I love most anything
As long as it's free
I love almost everybody
[Brak]
Ya, know
Love is a happy time
All throughout the universe
It's when the male part of the species
Goes to the female part of the species
And says, "Hey, you wanna go on a date?"
Then she would say, "Why, yes, I'd like to go on a date!"
If you're lucky
And then you go to a restaraunt
And she gets something called a salad
And then he gets a big piece of beef
That he eats
And that to me,
Ladies and gentlemen, Is love
Kind makes you cry, doesn't it?
[Space Ghost]
I love you
And I love me
I love to hear the robin
Go tweedle-dee-dee
(Isn't that nice)
If you love somebody
Better set them free
[Brak]
Set them free
[Zorak]
Set us free
[Space Ghost]
Hahahahaha...I don't think so
I love almost everybody
[Brak]
I went out last night
To get me a bite
It was about a quarter 'til two
I met a little girl named (???)
And we did the Hoodleehoo
Hey!
Hoodleehoo
Hoodleehoo
[Group]
What in the world is the Hoodleehoo?
[Brak]
Sit yourself down and we'll tell you
How to do the Hoodleehoo
[Space Ghost]
You pick your left foot up
Until you touch your nose
Put your rear on your rear
And wiggle your toes
Hop all around like a kangaroo
You're almost ready to Hoodleehoo
Grab some pickles and a pound of cheese
Get some burgers on mayonaise
Eat 'em all up
But don't forget to chew
Now you're doing the Hoodleehoo
Hey!
[Brak]
Hoodleehoo
Hoodleehoo
[Group]
So that's how you do the Hoodleehoo
[Brak]
Ain't nothing like it
You know it's true
Doing the Hoodleehoo
I know that note was wrong
[Zorak]
I'm tellin' you, buddy
[Brak]
Don't tell me I'm wrong when I know it
[Zorak]
[Brak]
Okay.
New song take one.
I'm going down highway 913
In my big ol' pickup truck
I'm going down highway 900...
That's too hard to say
Okay.
I'm going down highway 92
In my big ol' pickup truck
I'm going down highway 92
In my...
No, that didn't work either
Highway...59...no
Highway...40
Highway 40
Lemme see
40!!!
Okay, I got it
I'm going down highway 40
In my big ol' pickup truck
Hey, I'm going down highway 40
In my big ol'...
No, that's not...
In my 40...in my big ol'...no
I'm going down highway 40
In my big ol'...that's it!...pickup truck
I'm going down highway 40
In my big ol' pickup truck
I'm going down highway 40
In my big ol' pickup truck
Hey!
Hey, Zorak!
Hey, buddy!
Listen!
I'm going down highway 40
In my big ol' pickup truck
I'm going down highway 40
In my big ol' pickup truck
I said I'm going down highway 40
In my big ol' pickup truck
(BURP!!!) Excuse me.
I'm going down highway 40
In my big ol' pickup truck!!!
Thank you very much!
[Space Ghost]
And now here he is, ladies and gentlemen
The Sands Hotel of New Vlandar is proud to present...
The King Space Ghost!
[Zorak]
Space Ghost
Space Ghost
[Space Ghost]
Oh...thank you
Thank you very much
[Zorak]
Space Ghost
[Space Ghost]
I'm going to Venus
I'm gonna do it in my space ship
[Zorak]
Space Ghost
[Space Ghost]
I'm going to Venus
I'm gonna go there 'cause it's really hip
I'm going to Venus
I've got my toenails painted red
I'm going to Venus
'Cause no one there ever goes to bed
Hey...
Come on, dance along with me now
[Zorak]
Space Ghost!
[Space Ghost]
What?
[Zorak]
Stop it!
I'm trying to sleep!
[Space Ghost]
Oh, help us
Please help us
[Space Ghost]
Oh no! A planet in need
This looks like a job for
Mr. Big Tough Guy Space Ghost
He's so powerful
How can they ever stop him?
So faithful viewers
Space Ghost raises his mighty power bands
And...
[Zorak]
Oh...baby
[Space Ghost]
Oops, sorry
I got a little carried away
How embarrassing
[Zorak]
Yeah, yeah
[Space Ghost]
Okay, who let a fluffy?
[Zorak]
Fluffy?
[Space Ghost]
It's mighty smelly in here.
Zorak, did you let a fluffy?
[Zorak]
What are you talking about?
[Space Ghost]
Come on, you know what fluffies are.
[Zorak]
Is that like a pootie?
[Space Ghost]
What's a pootie?
[Zorak]
You know...pootie.
Poooo-teee.
[Space Ghost]
No, I don't think so.
I swear somebody let a fluffy.
[Brak]
Shew!!!
[Zorak]
Nobody likes me
It's really kinda sad
Maybe 'cause I'm evil
Why is that so bad?
We all need some lovin'
Every now and then
So smack me one, big mama
Will you be my bug friend?
There's no place where I can go
To tell my troubles to...whoa
This stinkin' prison pod is all I know
So tell me that I'm smelly
Tell me I'm a dope
But say you'll be my sweetie
At least give me hope
'Cause I could use a cuddle
Or a smooch or three
Everyone needs lovin'
Even me...
[Brak]
That was so beautiful!!!
[Space Ghost]
Everybody wants to be Space Ghost
Everybody near and far
Hey, ma, look at me
I'm on TV
Everybody wants to be a star
I'm Space Ghost
Mr. Space Ghost
I've got big muscles
And I can dance
When Zorak tries to bug me
I zap him with my power bands
[Zorak]
Uhhhh...I don't think that will be necessary
[Space Ghost]
I think I'll zap him with my power bands
On Saturn and Jupiter and Neptune, too
I've been hearing it from coast to coast
I'd give anything
If for just one day
I could be a super hero like Space Ghost
[Zorak]
Ugghh...Why would anyone want to be Space Ghost?
[Space Ghost]
[Zorak]
I'm going downt o the river
Honey, that's where I'll be
Gonna hold my nose and jump right in
'Cause you don't care 'bout me
Take me to the river
Where the water's dark and deep
I'll be down where the fishes sleep
'Cause you don't care 'bout me
You don't care 'bout me
You don't care 'bout me
Going to the river take a dip
'Cause, baby, you just don't give a flip
[Space Ghost]
(Breaks out into some scat)
[Brak]
(Breaks out into some scat)
[Zorak]
I changed my mind 'bout the river
I ain'ta gonna jump right in
Gonna go out tonight where the lights are bright
And find a new girlfriend
And we'll go down to the river
And you know I'll jump for joy
When she looks at me with those great big eyes and says,
"Zorak, you're my boy."
[Brak and Zorak]
[Brak]
Whoa! Hey!
Don't touch me!
Don't touch me!
Oh! Hey!
Don't touch me
Hey! Hey!
Don't touch me!
Don't touch me!
Hey! Ho!
Don't touch me!
La la la la la la
La la la la
La la la la
La la la la
[Zorak]
Look out.
My mother said to me one day
"My little tator-tot,
We're going to the circus
Whether you like it or not."
I told her she could take a hike
She kicked me in the rear
I said alright
I'll go
But let me just make one thing clear
Don't send in the clowns
Don't send in the clowns
Don't send in the clowns
The always bring me down
So my mother dragged me to the circus on that day
She bought me cotton candy
Which I quickly threw away
There were jugglers,
Acrobats,
A monkey in a dress
The elephant made quite a stink
It was okay, I guess
But then came the clowns
No, not the clowns
Don't in the send in those clowns
Anything but them
Don't send in the clowns
Ohh...why did it have to be clowns?
I ran home from the circus
And I never went again
(Space Ghost in background doing old school beat box)
[Brak]
Down...de der down
De der down
De der de der down
De der doo
Hey, baby
I bought you presents, baby
Not very big
And so tiny
Down...de der down
I bought your presents
Okay...it's a plant
Down...
De der down
De der down
De der down
De der down
De der down
De der down
De der down
De der down
De der down
[Space Ghost]
Well...that was...that was...
[Brak]
De der down
[Space Ghost]
That was certainly enjoyable
Wasn't it, Brak?
[Brak]
Is it hot in here
Or am I sweatin'?
Hahahaha!!!
[Brak]
Say that I'm a silly so and so
[Zorak]
So and so...
[Brak]
Tell me I'm not clever, cute or cool
[Zorak]
Cool...
[Brak]
Tromp on my big toe
Darling, I still love you so
I'm just a crazy, lovesick fool
I know that I embarass you sometimes
[Zorak]
All the times...
[Brak]
Like when I threw your mom into the pool
[Zorak]
Mom...
[Brak]
I yell a lot
And you can't understand a word I say
But, hey, I'm just a crazy, lovesick fool
I remember the night we met
It was in a laundromat
[Zorak]
You came into to wash your feet
She was eating a pile of meat
[Brak]
And that as they say was that
Oh...
At the moment
I am indisposed
[Zorak]
Indisposed...
[Brak]
But when and if someday
I get set free
[Zorak]
Free...take me
[Brak]
We'll find a little cottage
With a swingset and a slide
And crazy, lovesick fools we'll be
And crazy, lovesick fools we'll be
[Zorak]
[Brak]
One time I hired a monkey
To take notes for me in class
I would just sit there
With my mind a complete blank
While the monkey scribbled on little pieces of paper
At the end of the week, the teacher said,
"Class, I want you to write a paper using your notes."
So I wrote a paper that said,
"Hello, my name is Bingo.
I like to climb on things.
Can I have a banana?
Eek-Eek!"
I got an F
When I told my mom about it,
She said, "I told you, never
Trus a monkey!"
[Brak]
I had this gym teacher in school
Who talked like this
Yeah, buddy
Yeah, boy
Yeah, buddy buddy buddy
Boy boy boy boy
Yeah
Hey, baby
Yeah, baby
Yeah, buddy
Yeah, buddy baby boy
Buddy baby boy
Yeah, yeah yeah
Baby, baby boy
Yeah, buddy
I liked him a lot
'Cause he gave me a D
Sure I did
When I told my mom about it
She got so excited
She baked me a cake
[Space Ghost]
Look at me
I have a big head
My head is huge
What do you think, Zorak?
[Zorak]
Big head!
Big head!
Big fat head!
[Space Ghost]
I have a big head
I'm having a big head day
How's your big head day, kids?
[Zorak]
Big fat head day
[Space Ghost]
[Space Ghost]
Now, here's Zorak
With a very important nugget of joy for us
[Zorak]
I ran to get into shape once
I ran and ran and ran
Ol' runnin' Zorak
That's what they used to call me
Ol' runnin' Zorak
Hee-Hee
Then I developed the worst bunyon
On the pinky toe of my left foot
Ugghh...I done me in
So I started conquering galaxies
[Space Ghost]
Now, here's Zorak
With a lovely nugget of joy for us
[Zorak]
The life of a rodeo clown is a painful
And solitary existence
I know, for I am a rodeo clown
[Space Ghost]
Oh, you are not
[Zorak]
I am, too
[Space Ghost]
You are not!
[Zorak]
Well...I wanna be one
[Space Ghost]
[Space Ghost]
One day I bumped into this
Bigshot, TV guy I know
He said I'm really desparate
Would you like to host a show?
I says I'm kinda busy here
Saving the world from crime
But if the money's right
Then, buddy, show me where to sign
[Zorak]
Show him where to sign
[Space Ghost]
I knew I'd need some co-hosts
Or I would surely fail
I remembered I had Brak and Zorak locked up in my jail
[Brak]
Hello
[Space Ghost]
I told them all about the show
They were happy as can be
[Zorak]
Yeah right
[Space Ghost]
The show is Cartoon Planet
And the rest is history
[Brak]
Re-re-re-re-re
[Space Ghost]
Cartoon Planet starring me
[Brak]
And me
[Zorak]
[Brak]
Here's Space Ghost with something to think about!
[Space Ghost]
Today, boys and girls
Put your best foot forward
If you're not sure which of your feet is your best foot
Flip a coin
Or have your feet run a race
When putting your best foot forward
Be sure to have the proper footwear
If this requires purchasing new shoes
It's best that you get two...
A right one and left one
And remember...
People judge you not by the size of your feet
But by whether your socks match
[Zorak]
Like a moth to a flame
I will call out her name
Zingor, Zingor, Zingor
I've got ants in my pants
As I do the mating dance
For Zingor, Zingor, Zingor
Green is the color of my true lvoe's exoskeleton
She only has a thousand eyes for me
She's coo coo!
Our ancient love will survive
The scourge of mankind and evolution
Come on, mama!
Bring it on home to Z!
Hey, waiter
What's the poop?
There's a fly in my soup
Reminds me of...Zingor
Wherever you are, baby, remember:
Vigazo beano laga
Vigazo beano cous cous
[Brak]
What day is it?
Could you please tell me?
What day is it?
I'm confused you see
Is it Sunday?
[Zorak]
[Brak]
Is it Monday?
[Zorak]
[Brak]
Is it Tuesday?
Bluesday?
Better-wear-shoesday?
[Zorak]
No! No! No! No! No! No! No!
[Brak]
Is it Wednesday?
[Zorak]
[Brak]
Is it Thursday?
[Zorak]
Shut up!
[Brak]
Is it Friday?
Saturday?
Better-wear-a-hat-urday?
Maybe it's tomorrow
And maybe it's not
Maybe it's yesterday
I done forgot
(Brak breaks out into some scat)
Maybe it's tomorrow
And maybe it's not
Maybe it's yesterday
I done forgot
Hey, what day is it?
Could you please tell me?
What day is? What day is it?
I'm confused you see
What happened to the water, the water, the water.
What happened to the water, the water so wet.
It mixed up with the dirt, the dirt, the dirt.
The water got into the dirt and turned into mud.
The mud got on my shoe, my shoe, my shoe.
The mud got on my shoe then I came inside.
I messed up the carpet, the carpet, the carpet.
My mud got on the carpet and my mom got mad.
She sent me for some water to clean up the carpet.
I turned on the faucet and nothing came out.
What happened to the water, the water, the water.
What happened to the water, the water that cleaned the carpet and washed the dog.
AND WAAAASHED THE DOOOOOOOG!!!
[Space Ghost]
Zorak!
Zorak!
Zorak!
Zorak, what's wrong?
[Zorak]
The TV
I've been hypnotized by the TV
[Space Ghost]
Really?
[Zorak]
The TV
Must watch more of the TV
[Space Ghost]
And you should, too, kids
TV is good for you
It gave me a job
And helped put food in the mouths
And clothes on the backs of my two sweet kids:
Eugene and Dorris
And my adoring wife, Charlene
[Zorak]
Eugene and Dorris?
You geek!
[Space Ghost]
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