• Lyrics: play full screen play karaoke
• Dewey Cox - Dewey Cox
• Dear Mr. President - Dewey Cox
• Darling - Dewey Cox
• Black Sheep - Dewey Cox
• Beautiful Ride - Dewey Cox
• A Life Without You (is No Life At All) - Dewey Cox
• (have You Heard The News) Dewey Cox Died - Dewey Cox
• Walk Hard - Dewey Cox
• Take My Hand - Dewey Cox
• Royal Jelly - Dewey Cox
• Let's Duet - Dewey Cox
• Let Me Hold You (little Man) - Dewey Cox
• Guilty As Charged - Dewey Cox
• Big Bad Wolf - Duck Sauce
• Barbra Streisand - Duck Sauce
• Duck Sauce - Duck Sauce
• It's You - Duck Sauce
• Oooh, Ooh, Saint Nick - Dick Mace
• Birth Of A Monster - Takacs

Good morning, your honor
May I approach the bench?
I don't give a damn what anyone thinks
I stay up all night and I smoke and I drink
I'm a wanted man and I'm blowin' town
Don't waste your time tryin' to hunt me down
The cops are sayin' I belong behind bars
And I'm guilty, I'm guilty as charged
I ain't never lost a fight in my life
I'll send you home crying to your fat and ugly wife
If you don't believe me when I tell you this
Well, let me introduce you to my rock hard fist
If you're accusing me of living too hard
Well I'm guilty, I'm guilty as charged
I ain't asking God to forgive my sins
Take a good look and you'll know where I've been
I'm dancing with the devil every night and everyday
People pay attention to the things that I say
I don't need anybody's help to rise above it
If you don't like the way I'm livin' buddy, why don't you shove it?
When you feel the ground shaking underneath your feet
Oh, that's yours truly walkin' down the street
Come a little closer, girl, I'll show you my scars
And I'm guilty, I'm guilty as charged
If you're saying my love is too large
Then I'm guilty, I'm guilty as charged
Oh, I'm guilty, I'm guilty as charged

Thank you
This next song I wrote for all of the people in this country
That I feel don't have a voice and
Well, maybe the Commander in Chief will hear you this time
This one's for the so called Commander in Chief
Wherever you are and wherever your heart is
Dear Mr. President, I want you to know
I am deeper than you, listen and learn
My heart is a chapel, my head is a steeple
My arms are the people and the people now yearn
I stand for the midget, I stand for the Negro
I stand for the Injun, all hopped up on booze
I stand for the Jap and I stand for the beaner
I stand, yes, I do, for the Christ-killing Jew
And I stand for the Dyke and I stand for the retard
I stand for the Chinaman washing my socks
I stand for the bum and the pimp and the bugger
And the cripple that lives on my street in a box
To conclude, Mr. President, I'm not at all hesitant
To tell you I think the first lady is a fox
Her husband, the jerk off has ruined my country

Darling, I'm in love with you
And I'll be one with you, one day
Oh, my darling, what a surprise
I get a phony feeling when I look in your eyes
Darling, please come here, let me bend your ear
I want to tell you things just between you and I
I know that you can feel it girl, you cannot deny
I feel it in my soul, let the truth be told
Darling, darling, darling, darling
I'm in love with you
And I'll be one with you, one day
Oh, my darling, I don't know why
Flowers bloom when we walk on by
The world just seems much better
Whenever we're together
Darling, darling, darling, darling
I'm in love with you
And I'll be one with you, one day
You walked out of a dream
With a face like peaches in cream, oh, yeah
When I look at you, you know what I mean
We better run 'cause we're making a scene
Darling
Oh, my darling, you are the one
Whenever we're together we're having some fun
Every time you're near the world just disappears
Darling, darling, darling, darling
I'm in love with you
I'm having fun with you
I'm in love with you
I'm on the run with you
I'm in love with you

Black sheep, black sheep
Black sheep, black sheep, me
I wasn't dreaming, barely awake
Up to the grinder we stroll
Not just a fleecing, spilling his will
Just half of the kill, my vanishing memories of paradise
'Til what do I care?
I'm in a field serene
Miles and miles of solid green
Oh, to feed the flock is a love supreme
I just close my eyes when I fantasize
Much to my surprise
I'm old and half the size that I used to be
Bye, bye, white brother
This black sheep got a role
I just open up like a catacomb
Though my heart is half
I'm the half that's home for the life of me
Bye, bye, pastures of plenty
I don't know where I'll go
Black sheep, black sheep
The fields are in harmony
Half is unsung
Now that the blade has been swung
The two who were inside of me used to be one sheep
Black sheep, me
I'm losing my fleece from trying
I'm losing no sleep, I'm dying
Why shouldn't I keep from frying?
I'm losing my fleece from trying
I'm losing no sleep, I'm dying
Why shouldn't I keep from frying?
Black sheep, black sheep
My home is a universe
One spot on the sun
Just when the day has begun
I'm counting the clouds to sleep
I'm starting at one sheep

Now that I have lived a lifetimes worth of days
Finally I see the folly of my ways
So listen when I sing of the temptations of this world
Fancy cars and needles, whiskey, flesh and pearls
And then in the end, it?s family and friends
Loving yourself but not only yourself
It?s about the good walk and the hard walk
And the young girls you made cry
It?s about make a little music everyday till you die
It's a beautiful ride
A beautiful ride
Beautiful, beautiful ride
As I stand on the precipice of death
My perspective is enormous
Every leaf, every cloud
I see the hands which have formed us
And some days all you got
Is a night time graveyard walk
And you whistle some sweet melody
To the ghosts down at the dock
Sing in to your hand, lead the marching band
Don?t you let ?em fade your colors gray
?Cause when all is said and done
When youth is spent and burned
You?ll see that it?s all about
Music, flowers, babies, sharing the good times
Traveling not just for business
Excepting your mortality
This is finally what I?ve learned
And then in the end, it?s family and friends
Loving yourself but not only yourself
It?s about the good walk and the hard walk
And the young girls you made cry
It?s about make a little music everyday till you die
It's a beautiful ride
Beautiful ride
Beautiful, beautiful ride
Beautiful ride

Oh, my darlin'
Oh, my darlin'
Yeah, yeah, yeah
I have a perfect life
You are the perfect wife
I don't know why
I sit and cry
And now I miss you so
Please don't let me go
I'll make mistakes and that is true
At least I learn each time I do
Darling, you must believe
I could never leave you if I tried
A life without you is no life at all
Oh, my darlin'
Oh, my darlin'
Yeah, yeah, yeah
Tears fall in vain
I'm standing in the rain
No matter how I feel
I never seem to know what's real
So sharpen up your knives
Stab me in the eyes
I want to cry rivers of blood
I want to drown myself in your love
Darling, you must believe
I could never leave you if I tried

Long black hearse, clear blue sky
Preacher says his words, grown men cry
Women start to faint, dark gray sky
Simple wooden box, preacher asks, why
Hey, have you heard the news?
Dewey Cox died
Put him in the ground, start to shovel dirt
Grown men turn away, cannot bear the hurt
You fell out of a tree, fell upon his head
Rushed him to a hospital, there pronounced dead
Hey, have you heard the news?
Dewey Cox died
No, say it isn't so, Dewey Cox died
Flowers everywhere, children cry
Guitar on the ground, God himself asks why
Long black hearse, clear blue sky
Preacher says his words, grown men cry
Hey, have you heard the news?
Dewey Cox died
Why?
Hey, have you heard the news?
Dewey Cox died today

Walk hard, hard
Down life's rocky road
Walk bold, hard
At my creed, my coal
I've been sworn and slandered and ridiculed too
Had to struggle everyday my whole life through
Seen my share of the worse that this world can give
But I still got a dream and a burning rage to live
Walk hard, hard
When they say, "You're all done"
Walk bold, hard
Though they say, "You're not the one"
Even if you've been told time and time again
That you're always gonna lose and you're never gonna win
Gotta keep that vision in your mind's eye
When you're standing on top of a mountain high
You know when I was a boy, folks used to say to me
"Slow down Dewey, don't walk so hard"
And I used to tell them, "Life's a race and I'm in it to win it
And I'll walk as damn hard as I please
How do I walk boys?"
When I meet my maker on my dying day
Gonna look him in the eye and by God I'll say
"I gave my word and my word was good
I took it in the face and I walked as hard as I could"
Walk hard
Walk hard
Walk hard

Take
(Take, take)
Take my hand
(Take my hand)
We're gonna walk through the park
I promise to have you home before dark
(Home before dark)
Oh, life would be so sweet
Walking with you down the street
Oh baby, come on and take my hand
(Come on and take my hand)
Don't you know I like you
You're pretty and nice
Walking with you would be paradise
Sharing the moment, me and you
Walking down the avenue
So please
(Please, please)
Take my hand
(Take my hand)
You know I know you can
So please, take my hand
It's all right if you're coy
After all I'm a boy
And you're a girl but make no mistake
Yours is the hand I want to take
So please
(Please, please)
Take my hand
(Take my hand)
You know I know you can
So please, take my hand
(Come on and take my hand)
Come and walk with me
And please take my hand

Mailboxes drip like lampposts
In the twisted birth canal of the coliseum
Rim job fairy teapots mask the temper tantrum
O' say, "Can you see 'em?"
Stuffed cabbage is the darling of the Laundromat
'N' the sorority mascot sat with the lumberjack
Pressing, passing, stinging half synthetic fabrications of his time
The mouse with the overbite
Explained how the rabbits were ensnared
'N' the skinny scanty sylph trashed the apothecary diplomat
Inside the three-eyed monkey within inches of his toaster oven life
In my mind, I'm half blind
My inner ref is mostly deaf
I'm smell impaired if you cared
My sense of taste is wasted
On the phosphorescent orange peels
Of San Francisco axe-encrusted frenzy
So let me touch you
Let me touch you
Let me touch you
Let me touch you
Where the Royal Jelly gets made
Coloratura singers bringing weeds and social clingers
Hangers-on and fancy flinger's to the dress ball
Mushrooms and bowling pins
Stove pipe hats and other things I can't recall from Juvenile hall
We're so unlucky and stuff
Woodrow Wilson never had it so tough
Dairy Queen and Vaseline and Maybelline
Paul Bunyan and James Dean
Allegory agencies of pre-Raphaelite paganry
And Shenandoah tapestries compared with good mahogany
Collapsing the undying postcard romance
With feline perspicacity by the university
That night I held a paucity
Which you deemed common courtesy
I wasn't what you thought I'd be
I shouldn't have invited you to dance
In my tree I'm halfway free
And in my chair one quarter there
In my dream one-sixteenth cream
In the coffee of the courtier
Of the sycophant assistant to the king
So let me touch you
Let me touch you
Let me touch you
Let me touch you
Where the Royal Jelly gets made

Hello, darling
Hello, Mr. Cox
You ready to sing one?
I'm always ready
Alright
In my dreams you're blowing me some kisses
That's one of my favorite things to do
You and I could go down in history
That's what I'm planning to do with you
Let's duet in ways that make us feel good
Let's duet and make that sacred sound
Put two and two together, perfect harmony we found
We know it's only natural, let's duet
I'm going to beat off all my demons
That's what loving Jesus all about
Looking in your eyes, I start believing
Let's bring this whisper to a shout
Let's duet in ways that make us feel good
Let's duet and make that sacred sound
Put two and two together, perfect harmony we've found
We know it's only natural, let's duet
Better hear your siren, what are you implying?
Look a little tired, the music got me wired
Pretty good looking, boy, I'm really cooking now
I just want to make out what you're saying
Read my lips, it's what you are looking for
Here I am, sneaking up behind you
You can always come in my back door
Let's duet in ways that make us feel good
Let's duet and make that sacred sound
Put two and two together, perfect harmony we've found
We know it's only natural, a [Incomprehensible] in natural

All the elevator buttons
So incredibly high
I stand today for the midget
At the size of a regular guy
Let me hold you little man
As the parade passes by
Let me hold you little man
We'll make believe you can fly
You shout for me to put you down
But I'm marching today for your cause
I'm bangin' the drum, your big day will come
When they remake the wizard of oz
So let me hold you midget man
Pretend that you're flyin' in space
Let me hold you midget man
So the dog will stop licking your face
Little shoes, little pants
Little song, little dance
Little heart, little mind
But your rights are as big as mine
Thank God I'm tall, I won't let you fall
We're all midgets, for one and for all
Thank God I'm tall, I won't let you fall
We're all midgets and some are just small

Good morning, your honor
May I approach the bench?
I don't give a damn what anyone thinks
I stay up all night and I smoke and I drink
I'm a wanted man and I'm blowin' town
Don't waste your time tryin' to hunt me down
The cops are sayin' I belong behind bars
And I'm guilty, I'm guilty as charged
I ain't never lost a fight in my life
I'll send you home crying to your fat and ugly wife
If you don't believe me when I tell you this
Well, let me introduce you to my rock hard fist
If you're accusing me of living too hard
Well I'm guilty, I'm guilty as charged
I ain't asking God to forgive my sins
Take a good look and you'll know where I've been
I'm dancing with the devil every night and everyday
People pay attention to the things that I say
I don't need anybody's help to rise above it
If you don't like the way I'm livin' buddy, why don't you shove it?
When you feel the ground shaking underneath your feet
Oh, that's yours truly walkin' down the street
Come a little closer, girl, I'll show you my scars
And I'm guilty, I'm guilty as charged
If you're saying my love is too large
Then I'm guilty, I'm guilty as charged
Oh, I'm guilty, I'm guilty as charged

we're gonna get you wet
we're gonna make you sweat
a night you won't forget
are you ready for...
champagne showers
champagne showers
pop it in the club
we light it up 80 hour
i said!
champagne showers
champagne showers
we pop pop pop it in the club
we light it up 80 hour, 80 hour
let the party rock!
[lmfao]put your hands up
everybody just dance up
we came to party rock
smash your titties like molly graw
they call me red flu
i walk in the club with a bottle or two
shake it, spray it on a body or two
and walk out the party with a hottie or two
[hook]i'm gonna get you wet
i'm gonna make you sweat
a night you won't forget (won't forget)
we're gonna get you wet
we're gonna make you sweat
a night you won't forget
are you ready for...
champagne showers
champagne showers
pop it in the club
we light it up 80 hour
i said
champagne showers
champagne showers
we pop pop pop it in the club
we light it up 80 hour, 80 hour
let the party rock!
[lmfao]boom!
guess who stepped in the room
sky blue, redfoo and q
she's a party rocker from night 'til noon
and it's about to be a champagne monsoon
baby girl, you look legit
come to my table and take a seat
open wide 'cause we're spraying it
fifty six bottles ain't payed for shit
[hook]i'm gonna get you wet
i'm gonna make you sweat
a night you won't forget (won't forget)
we're gonna get you wet
we're gonna make you sweat
a night you won't forget
are you ready for...
champagne showers
champagne showers
pop it in the club
we light it up 80 hour
i said
champagne showers
champagne showers
we pop pop pop it in the club
we light it up 80 hour, 80 hour
party people
now i want you to grab your bottles
put them up in the air
now shake, shake, shake that bottle then make it
we're gonna get you wet
we're gonna make you sweat
a night you won't forget

Barbara Streisand
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The Big Bad Wolf
The Big Bad Wolf
The Big Bad Wolf
The Big Bad Wolf
The Big Bad Wolf
The Big Bad Wolf
The Big Bad Wolf
The Big Bad Wolf
The Big Bad Wolf
The Big Bad Wolf
The Big Bad Wolf
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The Big Bad Wolf
The Big Bad Wolf
The Big Bad Wolf
The Big Bad Wolf
The Big Bad Wolf
The Big Bad Wolf
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The Big Bad Wolf
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The Big Bad Wolf
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The Big Bad Wolf
The Big Bad Wolf
The Big Bad Wolf
The Big Bad Wolf
The Big Bad Wolf
The Big Bad Wolf
The Big Bad Wolf

It's, it's, it's
It's, it's, it's
It's you, hey you
It's you, hey you
It's you, hey you
It's you, hey you
It's you, hey you
It's you, hey you
It's you, hey you
It's you I wanna kiss tonight
It's you I wanna hold real tight
Feeling deep inside my soul
Without you losing all control
Oho, oho, oh
It's you, hey you Baby
Oh you make my heart jump up and down
You got me spinning all around
Trill me through and through
You got me breaking all the rules
All the rules
All the rules
All the rules
All the rules
It's you baby, yeah you
It's you I want here by my side,
It's you I need to satisfy
When we kiss and when it's true
You're loving me, I'm loving you
Oho, oho, oh
It's you baby, you
Baby you
Baby you
Baby you

Santa Claus was scootin'across the roof tops 'bout the break of day.
You better step aside because this bearded man is headin' on his way.
He must think it's Trick-or-Treat, 'cause his costume can't be beat.
Ooh, Ooh, Saint Nick
Ol' Kris Kringle is the dude that all the girls and boys want to see.
He's bringin' all his goodies and a big bright Cadillac for me.
I said, Boy you must be out your mind, aint you heard of Christmas time?
Ooh, Ooh, Saint Nick
He spends the whole year makin' toys for all good little girls and boys, flyin' through the sky on Christmas Eve.
The goodies that he brings to us,
Never with a single fuss.
Man, this dude's hard to believe.
Now, that Yuletide's over, and Santa's got to get back opn his way.
He jumps up in his woodie, and he cracks that whip, and reindeer pull that sleigh.
Oh, what fun we'll have next year, if we could just live without fear.

I am human filth!
I made these footprints in the sand
The devil made me do it
While one carried me over broken glass
The other dragged me through it
The splinters, shards, and rocks had cut me deep
No one adsorbed my pain
I am just human filth and suffering
Bearing the punishment for Cain