King BlairAnthony Charles Lynton Blair, who Back Towards the Locus readers might have come across, appeared in The Observer this weekend to inform us that there is hope for the Middle East. One of his data points was the fact that King Abdullah of Saudi Arabia has “made a powerful statement reclaiming the faith of Islam from those who would pervert it”. A few days before this column was published, a Saudi liberal named Raif Badawi was sentenced to 600 lashes and 7 years in prison for the supposed crime of insulting Islam. This is, admittedly, a preferable sentence to the execution that had been demanded by Saudi clerics but it is still a barbaric one, and the supposed sophistication of Abdullah’s words are irrelevant as long as the acts of his regime are defined by nonsensical cruelty.

Still – Anthony Charles Lynton Blair is so deluded or disingenuous that he thinks this arid theocracy is “a friend of the civilised world”. Why he is given a platform is beyond me. Should he want to address the public, he always has Hyde Park Corner.

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India has banned the keeping of dolphins for public entertainment. The captivity of some of the world’s smartest creatures has been banned in nations like Chile and Costa Rica but dolphinariums still exist in Europe, the United States and Japan. The latter is a nation where dolphins are hunted for their flesh, while the others are noted for forcing millions of countless intelligent creatures into pens and slaughter them, so this is unsurprising. That creatures of such acute intelligence as dolphins are reduced to the degrading rituals of ball-juggling and hoop-jumping, though, is especially stark evidence of human myopia in the face of other species. It feels somewhat akin to aliens taking our brightest minds and forcing them to play hopscotch for their amusement.

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Zero hours contracts, which ensure employees can be called into work as and when their bosses feel like having them, are the most unpleasant thing since X-rated Japanese cartoons. Like X-rated Japanese cartoons, I’m sure they appeal to some people: people who can be flexible, and like their chances of bargaining with their employers. For others, though, they are not just a recipe for impoverishment but for the devastation of one’s private life: making it hard to organise time with one’s friend or family, and difficult to plan for marriage, kids and material ambitions, and generally leading to unstable minds and lives. This exposes the irony of conservatives hitching their wagon to the star of fundamentalist economic liberalism, as it does not only threaten workers but the social bonds that keep us all together as a society.

Jacob Rees Mogg offers a more approving view; observing that they have allowed companies to be more efficient in a tough economic climate. Well, perhaps. Why, then, do we not put MPs on them? They have free time often enough that they have to waste it on Twitter, and I’m sure that we could lose a few pointless committees. We can call ‘em in whenever there is an important vote. Perhaps.

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I could be accused of having an agenda against organised scepticism as I have sympathised with researchers into the “paranormal”. When I say, then, that the former liable to attract bullies and egotists I’ll add that I think the latter it liable to attract fraudsters and the gullible. Things can attract different people for good and bad reasons. What makes scepticism especially attractive to egomaniacs, I think, is that its organised manifestations have been founded on the public exposure of others as frauds and fools, and, thus, the image of sceptics as a more honourable and sagacious class of being. For all of the people that James Randi instilled with a passion for science and truth-seeking, I think he appealed to others who wanted to make themselves look good and others look bad. This is untrue of many, and only somewhat true of more – including me, a few years ago – but it is a tendency that endangers their value.

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I apologise for my failure to have an opinion regarding Caitlin Moran. I hope that this omission will be rectified in the future, but in the meantime feel free to interpret my silence on the matter as a kind of tribute.

Texas is the ReasonIn writing about one’s favourite bands one risks, to borrow a phrase of Christopher Hitchens, immersing oneself in a bog of embarrassment. Travelling home from seeing Texas is the Reason at the Electric Ballroom, however – along with the charming and impressive Johny Hendricks look-a-like behind Into It. Over It. – I can think of nothing to do but scribble down my thoughts.

I had no more expected to see Texas is the Reason live than I had expected to see John Gielgud on the stage. They had disbanded over a decade before, and I presumed that the members had long since ditched their instruments and embraced obscure careers and domesticity. The youthful New Yorkers who had battered drums and thrashed guitars would be answering phones, sending emails and rocking cribs.

Perhaps they were. This was not enough to satisfy them, though, as they appeared on my Facebook page like a museum exhibit stepping down from its stand. They were back, for one last tour, to celebrate their brief career and give it a fitting conclusion. This would take them to Europe, where London would be their last show.

Texas… has, to me, always been a personal band; personal because, among other things, it so so unpretentious. The song titles might contain the odd Twin Peaks reference but the music is without archness or bluster. It is fierce but fragile, with Garrett Klahn’s voice straining above the guitars’ howl; chaos with clarity, when raucous breakdowns give way to the most delicate of riffs. It is raw, loud and energetic. It is a young person’s music.

Young people’s music, perhaps, but age had not rusted Klahn and co.’s musicianship; nor their love of performing. One the chimes of their intro had been drowned by a squall of feedback they launched themselves into Back and to the Left with the force of a car screeching out from garage. The song – which, to me, is as close as music comes to evoking an adrenaline rush – sounded great. The powerful bass guitar of Scott Winegard gave their music a more aggressive dimension, and Every Little Girl’s Dream sounded as if it could have been plucked from the Manic Street Preachers’ late Edwardsian phase.

The crowd knew all the songs, and hollered out all of the words. There was great affection in the Electric Ballroom: between the crowd and band and, it seemed, between the musicians. Everyone enjoyed their fortune in being able to share the music that had long seemed destined to be a private pleasure. The most vital element of a reunion is its uniqueness, and the time that had elapsed before this one, and the knowledge that there would be no other, gave it that exhilarating sense of significance.

As the final chorus of A Jack With One Eye faded, the band gathered before the crowd to seal their final bow within their memories. Theirs is not just young peoples’ music, of course, but a soundtrack for anyone alive enough to feel a whirl of visceral excitement. As my train clatters home, though, and my thoughts turn to jobseeking, relocation and all the daunting obligations of an adult future, it feels as if a door is closing on the earnestness and energy of adolescence. I suppose that pop music exists to help us kick it in.

Jules MarchalA while ago I wrote an application for an arts scholarship with something called The Leverhulme Trust. It looked like a sweet deal: I could formulate an idea for a dramatic production and they would provide some cash to help me to research the thing. It struck me, though, that I should find out what this “Trust” thing was. A quick Google landed me on the Wikipedia page of someone called William Lever, 1st Viscount of Leverhulme, who, I learned, was an industrialist, a philanthropist and a man who had built much of his fortune on cheap labour and Palm oil concessions in the Belgian Congo.

This disturbed me, but I knew it shouldn’t be surprising. Trusts and foundations are built on large amounts of money, and large amounts of money rarely spring from pure sources. Given that William Lever’s Congolese operation has long since folded, one would no more be complicit in its deeds in profiting from his legacy than students of Christ Church are complicit in the sacking of the monasteries. What annoyed me, though, was the discreet avoidance of the subject by the institutions that now carry Lever’s name. The Leverhulme Trust remembers him as being a man of “exceptional creativity and energy”, while Unilever, which he founded, hails his “projects to improve the lot of [his] workers and [create] products with a positive social impact”. In taking their money, then, I thought, one might not be complicit in evil but in obscurantism.

This was somewhat pious. William Lever was a creative, industrious man, and a philanthropist, as well as being responsible for suffering in the Congo and one can hardly expect his heirs to dwell upon the latter. He was a man of his time and, all in all, I see no reason not to use his money to improve our times. It struck me, though, that while some dead philanthropists have had their darker deeds quietly acknowledged – Cecil Rhodes, say, or Henry Ford – the Viscount of Leverhulme has had his overlooked. AN Wilson, writing in the Daily Mail, ranked him among old millionaires whose public spirits shame the plutocrats of our day. His most recent biographer, Adam MacQueen, grants that Lever was not exactly a model employer but asserts that “by the standards of the day he was exemplary”.

It took a Belgian, Jules Marchal, to decisively prove that this was not the case. Marchal was a diplomat who was disturbed by the colonial past of his nation, and documented its history in a series of books. One of them, Lord Leverhulme’s Ghosts, details the work of Lever’s company, the Huileries du Congo Belge.

The HCB, as it was known, sought palm oil as the raw material for soap, on which Lever’s fortune had been built. The death of King Leopold had marked the end of the most intense atrocities of Belgian occupation but even though some powers had been transferred to Congolese chiefs it was Belgian administrators who ran the country. With their help, the HCB monopolised palm oil production: strong-arming the Congolese people into agreeing to contracts that robbed them of any benefits of competition and forced them to work for less than equitable remuneration.

The HCB needed workers, and these could be hard to find. The Congolese people distrusted their Europeans at the best of times, and once they understood what they had been signed up for they were even less enthusiastic about being employed. Some agreed regardless, as they had to have the money, while others had little choice. Forced labour had characterised Leopold’s Congo Free state, where failing to meet rubber quotas was punishable by death or the amputation of one’s hand, and it continued in less blatant forms. William Ormsby-Gore, a Conservative politician, delicately but disapprovingly observed that there were “some elements of coercion”, while Pierre Ryckmans, a Belgian colonialist who was sympathetic to the work of the HBC, was uncomfortable about the means by which chiefs were encouraged to make their subjects sign up by hook or by crook: “tear[ing] from their village[s] old men who were not up to doing anything at all”.

Once they had been recruited, workers generally had to leave their homes and families and travel to HBC bases. The standards in these camps cannot have made that dislocation less painful. Dr. Emile Lejeune prepared a report on one of them, modestly named Leverville, in 1923. Workers, he found, were not given blankets to guard them from the cold, and many of them were struck down with pneumonia and bronchial infections. The houses in which men slept were overcrowded, and not equipped with latrines or rubbish pits. The rations consisted of a meal’s worth of rice and dried fish, “[providing] far too few proteins, carbohydrates, fats and calories”. If that sounds like a meager diet to us, most of whom spend our working days in chairs, imagine how unsatisfying it must have been for people who cut and carrying fruit from six in the morning to nightfall.

It was not only men who had to bear these hardships. Lejeune observed “children or young adolescents…pushing wagons, and on boats…loading timber and fruit”.  This continued even as other conditions improved, and wives and daughters were also roped in to help the men keep up with the formidable demands. Pierre Ryckmans observed women who were “pregnant or burdened with children“ yet had to “go and find the fruit in the forest, shell it, carry it from the early morning onwards to the reception centre and return exhausted to perform her domestic duties”.

A refrain of Europeans who feature in the book is that the natives are just idle. The problem with recruitment, HCB’s Sidney Edkins is reported as claiming, is “the natural repugnance felt by all blacks for every kind of work”. I am no expert on the work ethic of the Congolese people of that era but it seems to me that it might not have been work per se that they objected to but hard, tedious work in tough conditions on behalf of people who had effectively swindled their compatriots out of what they must have thought was their birthright. Edkins and his chums remind me of the people who campaigned for the invasion of Iraq; saw the country torn apart by violence and neglect and then blamed the unhappiness of its population on their being a load of ingrates.

In 1931 Belgian and HCB recruiters were seeking potential employees in the village of Kilamba. Its menfolk must have caught wind of their arrival as they took off into the bush. The officials promptly locked their wives and mothers in a nearby barn. Having rounded up the men and packed them off towards a camp, they travelled to another village and were met with arrows. HCB tactics, as well as those of Belgian companies, had fomented an anti-European movement that flared up in violence. Soldiers arrived and killed hundreds in suppressing the revolution.

Emile Vandervelde, a Belgian statesman who had been enthusiastic about Lever’s presence in the Congo, wrote that indirect causes of the uprising included “the recruiting operations, involving moral and physical violence, by the HCB” and “the obligation to “produce” despite the too-low prices paid”. “We are faced,” he said, “With the weighty question as to whether, behind the proud facade of Leverville, there are not…living and working conditions…so deplorable that by themselves they serve to explain the overwhelming repugnance felt by local peoples at the thought of going to this region”.

The HCB were not equivalent to, say, Japanese soldiers who worked their captives to death in the construction of the Burma Railway. Conditions did improve, despite continuing abuses, and the HCB eventually paid twice the wage that the Belgian industrialists offered. What Marchal claims, however, is that even in an era of colonialism they were profoundly regressive. In Nigeria, he writes, the British colonists allowed the natives to maintain ownership of their palm groves; did not force them to work and did not reduce women to hard labour. Forced recruitment was a feature of Kenya, he claims, but even there the wages were many times higher than they were in the Congo.

Lever was a greedy man, and many of the lessons of the Huileries du Congo Belge concern the potential rapacity of profit-seeking businesses: monopolising, corporatising  and generally exploitating anything from which a little oil might be squeezed. The comfort of Westerners smearing themselves in soap ensured that few thought of its nameless, faceless producers, and exhausted workers across the world may tell us we are not entirely different.

Greedy men, however, are rarely just greedy. Lever was no cartoon industrialist: with a top hat, cigar and boot planted on the backside of some rawboned urchin. He did strive throughout his life to improve people – not as they might have wished, in many cases, but the thought was there. I suspect that he believed that he was improving the Congo, and there is evidence of his pride in constructing schools and hospitals there. What the HCB proved, however, is the potentially destructive nature not simply of greed but of the philanthropic spirit itself.

Westerners need not have been entirely dishonest in their wish to seek the “moral and material improvement” of their subjects but they showed that the desire to be beneficent is useless if it is not accompanied by respect. One has to respect people enough to acknowledge the material and emotional needs that drive them: the universal exigencies of food, shelter, security and companionship and the local habits of belief and tradition. It is the condescending disregard for peoples’ independence that led and still leads people to sulk when objects of their dreams find the material realities of their lofty ideals – “work”, say, or “freedom” – to be wanting.

Reading Marchal’s book led me to think of colonialism. The Empire makes me no more embarrassed to be English than the Belgian Free State, French Algeria, Eastern Europe, Imperial Japan and the Arab slave trade should embarrass the descendants of their architects. We are not them. On the other hand, we are not entirely unlike them. If we want to claim to have been influenced by the achievements of our ancestors we have to understand the harm that they inflicted; thus to ensure that the attitudes that lay behind them do not live again. They were not always malicious and they are more relevant for that.

Dr. NickThe Islamic apologist Dr. Zakir Naik is at the centre of controversy after his books were found in a public library in Greenwich. Naik was banned from the U.K. because of fiery proclamations about Islam. One problem with merely banning Naik, it seems to me, is that it will lead the hundreds of thousands of Muslims who have followed his television and radio broadcasts to assume that he was silenced because nobody could give him a substantive response. “Mozlamic”, a Muslim on Twitter, wrote: “I don’t care what the govt or media says about Dr Zakir Naik, he is a genius and can destroy anybody in a debate”. This was retweeted 84 times.

Naik may know the Qur’an very well for all I know. What I would like to prove to his followers, though, is that he is either ignorant or dishonest when he writes or speaks on other subjects. He attempts to justify supposed virtues of his faith with reference to logic, ethics, science and history, and his attempts are so epistemologically inept that if I were a Muslim I would be tempted to believe that he was satirising the faith. It is knowledge of this incompetence, as well as his unpleasantness, that I feel should be promoted, as while there is a certain thrill from being associated with extremists no one wants to climb aboard the wagon of a fool. In a lengthy article about Naik’s book Most Common Questions asked by Non-Muslims, I explored numerous errors of fact and logic. To drive home the point, I have turfed up another book: The Quran and Modern Science: Compatible or Not. It is equally bad.

I am no scientist; indeed, I’m barely an informed amateur. I scraped through my GCSEs and promptly ditched the subject. Even I, however, am able diagnose Naik’s total failure to understand or explain its ideas. Here, for example, he discusses the creation of the universe…

According to the ‘Big Bang’, the whole universe was initially one big mass (Primary Nebula). Then there was a ‘Big Bang’ (Secondary Separation) which resulted in the formation of Galaxies.

This is more confused than Homer Simpson at CERN. The Big Bang theory does not hold that the universe became a mass of particles that exploded into galaxies in some violent event but that small variations in its density produced clouds of gas from which stars were formed. There was no second Big Bang. Otherwise it would have been the Big Bangs theory.

Naik is not just giving his take on science, though, but trying to align the fruits of its research with Islamic principles. According to him, its holy text expresses knowledge its authors could not have grasped without divine inspiration. Thus, he says…

It was believed by earlier civilizations that the moon emanates its own light. Science now tells us that the light of the moon is reflected light. However this fact was mentioned in the Qur’aan 1,400 years ago.

It was also mentioned by Anaxagoras 1,100 years before that. Aryabhata had such a good understanding of the fact that he explained intricate details of lunar eclipses decades before Muhammad wandered into the mountains. By the time the Qur’an was being written the fact that the moon reflects the light of the sun was old news. Claiming the discovery for the Muslims is like me suggesting that I invented the light bulb.

Naik’s book collapses into odd misunderstandings. “Only a couple of centuries ago,” he claims, “Humans came to know that honey comes from the belly of the bee. But this fact was mentioned in the Qur’an 1,400 years ago.” Humans learned that bees produce honey two centuries ago? The Egyptians were beekeeping thousands of years before Christianity, let alone Islam.  “We are only now aware that honey has healing properties,” Naik continues, blissfully unaware that this has been thought for so long that the Hindus, those dratted polytheists, were discussing its supposed medicinal qualities thousands of years before the Qur’an was written.

Naik takes a moment to skirt into nutritional science, which, given his performance in Most Common Questions - where he stated that pork should be avoided because it is high in fat and can contain tapeworm, without explaining why this would not put beef off-limits – was decidedly unwise. He insists that honey is “rich in…vitamin K”. Vitamin K is largely found in vegetables. There is none in honey. Eat some kale, Dr. Naik. I fear that you might have a vitamin deficiency.

As I said in my first article on Naik, mocking peoples’ strange dogmas can be unpleasant: no more than a pompous affirmation of one’s own superiority. What makes Naik fair game is the scale of his following. This guy has toured the length and breadth of the globe and commands audiences of millions. What makes him a pleasure to dissect is the hideous arrogance of his ideas. He is a man who argues that people should be banned from being promoting non-Islamic ideas on the same grounds that a maths teacher should be banned from telling their students that two plus two equals three. Both things, to his mind, contradict obvious and undeniable truths of the universe.

One might respond by observing that one is, in fact, allowed to preach that two plus two equals three, but it is also worth saying that for a man who thinks that galaxies were formed out of a second big bang; that the Greeks believed the moon emitted light; that honey is a great source of vitamin K; that plants can feel emotions; that cows must be eaten or they will outbreed us; that consuming pork makes one sexually unfaithful and that homo sapiens “died out about five hundred thousand years ago” to state that he has such a confident understanding of the nature of the universe and the meaning of life that he can ban all other interpretations from being expressed is as comically absurd as it is sinister. As long as Islamic supremacists try to defend and enforce their ideas they will be both.

iraq prisonAccording to news reports, Sunni militants have stormed into Abu Ghraib and freed at least 500 senior members of al-Qaeda in Iraq. The scale of this operation suggests that the once-beleaguered collective is one hell of a force. Their swollen ranks can keep up their attacks against Iraqi Shiites, such as on Sunday when bombs around mosques and marketplaces killed two dozen. Shiite militants, meanwhile, have killed scores in bombings that must make Iraqis wonder if anything much has changed since 2006.

The smart blogger at Musings on Iraq says that the government must shoulder some responsibility for this violence, as their heavy-handed treatment of Sunni protestors has led them to feel that peaceful attempts to seek their goals are futile. I am not so knowledgeable as to be able to judge, but the ease with which militants have carried out attacks certainly shows that the government is damnedly ineffective. Western eyes, meanwhile, have long since shifted away from the field of a war that many still think of as a success.

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Gary Younge’s angry column about the acquittal of George Zimmerman was removed from The Guardian’s site while it was being revised; prompting cries of censorship. It should have been held longer, and revised properly. Younge wrote that Zimmerman “pursued” Martin, who “resisted”. To “pursue” is to follow in order to attack or capture. Zimmerman followed Martin, but there is no evidence that he sought to intercept him, and it would have been absurd to do after calling the police. To say Martin  “resisted” Zimmerman, meanwhile, also implies that he defended himself against attack; a theory for which, again, there is no factual backing.

Deborah Orr, meanwhile, claimed that it is “obvious that Martin died because he was black”. George Zimmerman had phoned the police about black people; white people; Hispanic people and a white and brown pitbull. It is not at all obvious. It is also “obvious”, Orr continued, that he “walked free after killing him for the same reason”. It is only “obvious” through the prism of Orr’s biases. Roderick Scott was acquitted after shooting Christopher Cervini in a kindred case. The former was a black man and the latter a white teen.

Indifference towards the facts of this case has been widespread, but the wrathful note that has pervaded left-wing commentaries has been one of the more depressing trends. Last year, Laurie Penny attacked the police for “fail[ing] to punish” Zimmerman: a sentiment that would generally disgust her even if someone had been convicted. Such writers, I suspect, had convicted Zimmerman from the moment they had heard of him, and seem to desire catharsis more than justness. Nothing can make sense of what, in lieu of further evidence, seems to have been the tragic case of a high-strung rubbernecker and a tempestuous teen having a gross misunderstanding in a place where guns are unexceptional adornments, but much has made it more senseless.

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 The American Civil Liberties Union has called upon state officials to launch independent investigations into the shooting of Ibrahim Todashev by FBI agents. Todashev was a friend of Tamerlan Tsarnaev, the late terrorism suspect, and was gunned down in his own house while being questioned. The FBI claimed that he had lunged towards their agents with a knife but its officials later said that he had been unarmed – as, indeed, other officials had claimed of Dzhokhar Tsarnaev, who was first reported to have been armed with a rifle.

Either those officials who deny the existence of weapons are enormously confused or those who claimed that they existed were extremely dishonest. One does not imagine that one has discovered knives and firearms unless one is mad or acting under the influence. These cases have received too little attention, and deserve more. The firing of guns should not be followed with silence.

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It is depressing to read of the ludicrous sharia police of the Aceh province of Indonesia. The Standard reports on these blue-clad dogmatists stomping round the island: arresting women who are alone or with male friends and ordering others to wrap their heads in pieces of cloth. According to this report, they are insisting that women hitching rides on motorbikes sit side-saddle, lest their crotches rub against the trousers of the man in front of them. Aceh endured an earthquake this month, in which dozens of its citizens were killed. One might think that healing the damage done to its people and its reputation would be a priority for its officials but, no, it’s the placement of female genitals on the seats of motorbikes that interest them. These, mind you, are among the more reasonable of Islamic authorities.

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It has been alleged that Canadian researchers withheld milk rations from Aboriginal kids in order to test the effects of nutritional deprivation. Cases such as this should remind us not to build the science of tomorrow on the needless suffering of the people of today.

BombA nail bomb has gone off near a mosque in Tooting. The identity of the bomber is unknown, and one could devise various theories, but none of them are any less than awful and disturbing. Let us dwell on what a hideous device a nail bomb is: it is an explosive whose creator has decided that explosives are not deadly enough and must be supplemented with viciously sharp slices of metal. It is the weapon of people who would like to kill, and kill a lot of people, and don’t really mind which poor souls are their victims.

Another bomb was found near a mosque in Walsall last month. Its creator is alleged to have been a 75-year-old man, of whom nothing else seems to have been made public. I do not think that people have appreciated the weirdness of the fact that a septuagenarian, whose peers tend to be playing bowls and hosting lunches, is thought to have built and planted a homemade bomb. He might be innocent of course, though this would raise the less than heartening implication that the perpetrators are at large. If he is guilty, meanwhile, it is an unpleasant illustration of how much harm could be done by almost anybody if they were inspired to do evil.

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The Guardian would not praise a church that featured a cleric who said Catholics are an “ignorant atheistic sect” and his “worst and greatest enemies”, or a synagogue that featured rabbis who endorsed the murder of secular Jews; female genital mutilation and sex slavery. Yet its editorial describes the East London Mosque, which has played host to Khalid Fikry, who said this except of Shia Muslims, and Assim Al-Hakeem, who promoted all of those things except with apostates taking the place of secular Jews, as “heartening”; “a key hub for the community” and “the living and growing answer to those on the extreme right who vilify mosques as the home of fundamentalists”.

Hosting a speaker need not associate a group with their views. The Oxford Union is not a home to Holocaust revisionists, theocrats and Ron Jeremy. The nature of the group, however, is important. When a place of worship hosts a speaker to provide a sermon it confers respect on them that a debating society hosting a speaker does not. Their views, I think, are being presented as authoritative rather than interesting.

For The Guardian to be so admiring of a platform for ideologues such as this is illustrative of the daunting scale of the left-wing ignorance of and indifference to brutal religious values. It is also counter-productive. Answers should be given to those people who might ignore or endorse attacks against Muslims: that most of them peaceful, well-meaning neighbours, colleagues and friends; that awful views need not create malicious people; that the rule of law should be upheld; that murder is wrong…A bad response to people whose selling point is the existence of theocratic and jihadist atrocities, though, is to try contradicting them with the example of theocrats and their enablers. It is like arguing for one’s sanity while dressed in a pigeon costume.

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A mixed martial artist working for Invicta Fighting Championships has been hospitalised after passing out during a weight cut. A UFC fighter also headed to hospital this year with dehydration. Combat sports are rightly dogged by fears concerning brain damage but it’s the stones that fighters shed on crash diets and sweat out in the sauna that can be an overlooked menace. Scientists researching such practices have found that it can damage cardiovascular function, thermal regulation and renal function, among other essentials. Another study suggested that dramatic weight cuts can make wrestlers more confused on the day of their competitions. This seems especially dangerous in boxing or MMA, as one might be less able to evade punches to the skull. Nutritionists like Mike Dolce appear to have made the process smarter and, thus, safer, but higher standards should be enforced throughout the sport; by making sure that cuts are practiced in a sensible manner or that they never begin if they are simply stupid. It’s about leaving it in the ring, not on the steam room floor.

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There are people who might justly call the past few weeks “too hot”: the old; the ill; the occasional poorly situated gardener. If you are a young and healthy person with no particular horticultural ambitions, though, and you regard the bustling parks, glistening fields, packed-out pubs and sun-baked pitches with annoyance and discomfort, though, you might as well retreat to your attic with a bottle of whisky; a packet of cigarettes and the collected works of Arthur Schopenhauer. I say this without rancour and with some empathy  – I have been terminally miserable myself and may be so again – but if you cannot appreciate the beauty of the English summertime I am afraid the world is never going to make you cheerful.

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As I write, England must take one wicket to achieving victory in the first test of this year’s Ashes series, and Australia’s last pairing must score fifty runs. The past five days have offered us a record-breaking innings by a teenager making his debut; a pugnacious hundred by an out-of-form veteran; a controversy to keep us arguing throughout the longest nights and a last day which saw the match so finely balanced that every seat at Trent Bridge was sold. The future of test cricket might be uncertain but at the moment it’s as sprightly as it’s ever been.

SchofieldYou have to admire the ability of Katie Hopkins to shove her way into the public eye. This woman was on one of the less ubiquitous reality television programmes seven years ago – a programme that she did not even win – and yet she manages not only to return to the TV but to become its most discussed feature of the day. If trolls owned a state, she would be its Queen. Even Louise Mensch would have to make do as a Baroness.

People like being offended. We don’t like all forms of offence – few parents seek out insults against their children – but beyond cases they have a personal connection to we often love it. Offensive people give us a chance to feel self-righteous, and to come together in an expression of communal opprobrium. People like Katie Hopkins can make others of us feel moral.

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A third of British youths think about suicide, proclaims the media. This, if true, is sad but may not be as frightening as it looks. What does it mean to “think” about something? I “thought” about suicide when I was a teenager: what might lead others to commit the act; what it might feel like; what circumstances might demand it. Did I give it serious and sincere consideration? No. Youths have dark minds that can teem with aggressive, libidinal, self-destructive thoughts without their lives being anything but functional and unassuming. It is when such thoughts form systematic patterns that it’s time to sound alarm bells.

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Okay, I joked about it here but this is too much. In his years on our planet, Clive James has written novels, poems, songs and essays, as well as presenting TV shows and radio programmes. For all of the disagreements I have with his idealised Enlightenment liberalism, he has brought hundreds of thousands of others pleasure edification with his prose and voice. As he nears his final full stop, then, can we impose a ban on mentions of that Schwarzenegger line in tributes to him? It’s a decent line, of course – one that merits a beer with lunch after a morning’s work – but for a man who’s spent his life striving to influence and enrich high and low culture to be so frequently defined by an amusing image regarding a meathead’s pecs is odd. And what kind of weirdo would buy a brown condom?

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Steven Poole mocks naturalist authors who write as if “each ecosystem is…a little Westphalian nation state, vulnerable to assault by expansionist outsiders”. They are vulnerable to outsiders. Ask Americans about the bullfrog. Bloody-red mysids and killer shrimps could wreak havoc in Britain, and this is no less true for its unpleasant evocations.

On the other hand, it is true that broad condemnations of invasive species can be misplaced. Like Richard Mabey, I have often smiled upon humble weeds.

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A home-made explosive was found near a mosque in Walsall. Bricks were hurled at another mosque in Grimsby. Two men smashed the windows of a mosque in Poole. Another in Redditch was daubed with swastikas, as were the graves of Muslims in Newport. Where such incidents have been found to reflect generalised anti-Muslim hatred they are disturbing and disgusting.

What, though, should be our response to them? For some, the answer is simple: we must stand together! Len McClusky, General Secretary of the Unite union, decided to show his solidarity with British Muslims by visiting the East London mosque. Unite Against Fascism, meanwhile, organised a rally at the ELM’s Muslim Centre on the 1st of July. On the same day that McClusky visited, the Friday sermon was preached by a man named Assim al-Hakeem.

Al-Hakeem is a cleric who believes that apostates should be killed; that FGM is righteous; that men are superior to women; that wives can never refuse their husbands sex; that women cannot stand for government and that the taking of sex slaves is legitimate. We should seek peaceful and productive co-existence but it is futile to act as if there are not such divisions that this is sometimes impossible.

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Elsewhere, a Manchester-based Asian television channel has been fined a hundred thousand pounds after a preacher said on one of its programmes that blasphemers “should be eliminated”. The title of the programme? “Mercy Unto the Worlds”.

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A team of doctors from hospitals in Kolkata has found that multi-drug resistant bacteria are rampant in the city’s health institutions. This has much to do with the overuse of antibiotics. Indians take these drugs at far higher rates than Americans, who pop pills like juicy fruits. Antibiotic use in animals, meanwhile, was unregulated for years, and farmers commonly used drugs as growth promoters. The government has tried to introduce a regulatory framework to its agricultural system, and projects such as that in Kolkata have been formed to confront the threat. The rise of evermore new and dangerous bacteria emphasise the need for systematic action across the developed and developing worlds.

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