No, Rock and Roll, this is how you do rock n' roll
Rockin' Ruby
Here's how you sing it
Well now I gotta girl now and Ruby is her name
Let's see I need some beat boys
Well this girl don't love me, but I love her just the same
Pick it up boys
Woah oh oh Ruby Ruby
How I want you
Like a ghost I'm a gonna haunt you
Ruby Ruby, Ruby will you be mine
Ruby Ruby Ruby Baby
Well now each time I see you, baby my heart cries
Ruby Ruby Ruby Baby
Ah it does Ruby
Well now I'm gonna steal you away from all those guys
Ruby Ruby Ruby Baby
Whoa oh oh oh oh oh
From the happy day I met you
I made a bet that I was gonna get you
Umm?
Ruby will you be mine
Let's oink awhile
oink oink
oink oink
oink oink bow
Whoa oh oh oh oh
oink oink
woof woof
Well I gotta girl I said Ruby is her name
What's her name?
Ruby
Carol
When this girl looks at me she just sets my soul aflame
Ruby Ruby Ruby Baby
Whoa oh oh oh oh
Forgot it
What are you gonna do now?
Aba zaba aba zaba zaba doo
Ruby Ruby Ruby Ruby Ruby Ruby Baby
You always forget the words, every time
I've got a girl and Ruby is her name
She don't love me but I love her just the same
Ruby, Ruby, how I want you
Like a ghost I'm gonna haunt you
Ruby, Ruby, when will you be mine?
Oh, each time I see my baby my heart cries
I'm gonna steal her away from all those guys
From the sunny day I met you
Made a bet that I would get you
Ruby, Ruby, when will you be mine?
I've got a girl and Ruby is her name
She don't love me but I love her just the same
Ruby, Ruby, how I want you
Like a ghost I'm gonna haunt you,
Ruby, Ruby, when will you be mine, be mine, be mine ?
Each time I see my baby my heart cries
I'm going to steal you away from all those guys
From the sunny day I met you
Made a bet that I would get you
Ruby, Ruby, when will you be mine?
I've got a girl and Ruby is her name
I, I'd go out just to get her all the same
Got some loving money too
Gonna give it all to you
Ruby, Ruby, when will you be mine?
When will you be mine?
Ruby, Ruby, when will you be mine?
My Ruby, my Ruby, my Ruby
When will you be mine?
My Ruby, ahhhh, when will you be mine?
When will you be mine?
I've got a girl and Ruby is her name
She don't love me but I love her just the same
Ruby, Ruby, how I want you
Like a ghost I'm gonna haunt you
Ruby, Ruby, when will you be mine?
Oh, each time I see my baby, my heart cries
I'm gonna steal her away from all those guys
From the sunny day I met you
Made a bet that I would get you
Ruby, Ruby, when will you be mine?
I've got a girl and Ruby is her name
She don't love me but I love her just the same
Ruby, Ruby, how I want you
Like a ghost I'm gonna haunt you
Ruby, Ruby, when will you be mine, be mine, be mine?
Each time I see my baby, my heart cries
I'm gonna steal her away from all those guys
From the sunny day I met you
Made a bet that I would get you
Ruby, Ruby, when will you be mine?
I've got a girl and Ruby is her name
I, I'd go out just to search the flame
Got some loving money too
Gonna give it all to you
Ruby, Ruby, when will you be mine?
When will you be mine?
Ruby, Ruby, when will you be mine?
My Ruby, my Ruby, my Ruby
When will you be mine?
My Ruby, ah, when will you be mine?
When will you be mine, mine, mine?
I've got a girl and Ruby is her name
(Ruby, Ruby, Ruby baby)
She don't love me but I love her just the same
(Ruby, Ruby, Ruby baby)
Ruby, Ruby, how I want you
Like a ghost, I'm gonna haunt you
Ruby, Ruby when will you be mine?
Each time, I see you baby my heart cries
(Ruby, Ruby, Ruby baby)
I'm gonna steal you away from all those guys
(Ruby, Ruby, Ruby baby)
From the sunny day I met you
Made a bet that I would get you
Ruby, Ruby when will you be mine?
I've got a girl and Ruby is her name
(Ruby, Ruby, Ruby baby)
I'd give the world just to set her heart aflame
(Ruby, Ruby, Ruby baby)
Got some lovin' money too
Gonna give it all to you
Ruby, Ruby when will you be mine, oh mine?
Ruby, Ruby when will you be mine?
Ruby, Ruby, Ruby baby
Ah now said I love a girl and-a Ruby is her name
(Whoa, oh, oh, oh, oh), Ruby, Ruby, I'm-a want ya
Like a ghost I'm-a gonna haunt ya
Ruby, Ruby, Ruby will you be mine?, sometime
Ah each time I see you, baby my heart cries
I tell ya I'm gonna steal you away from all those guys
Whoa, oh, oh, oh, oh, from the happy day I met ya
Now I made a bet that I was goin' to get ya
Ruby, Ruby, Ruby will you be mine?
Whoa, oh, oh, oh, oh, I got some hugs and-a kisses, too
Yeah and now I'm gonna give-a them all to you
Now, listen, now Ruby, Ruby, when will you be mine?
"Hey-hey " overlaid with (Ruby, Ruby, Ruby, baby)
"Hey-hey " overlaid with (Ruby, Ruby, Ruby, baby)
"Hey-hey " overlaid with (Ruby, Ruby, Ruby, baby)
"Hey-hey " overlaid with (Ruby, Ruby, Ruby, baby)
"Hey-hey " overlaid with (Oh, oh, oh, oh)
Ah listen, listen, listen, now
Ruby, Ruby, Ruby, Ruby will you be mine?
I got a girl and Ruby is her name
She don't love me, but I love her just the same
Ruby Baby how I want you
Like a ghost I'm gonna haunt you
Ruby Baby when will you be mine
Each time I see you baby my heart cries
I'm gonna steal you away from all those guys
From the sunny day I met you
Made a bet that I would get you
Ruby Baby when will you be mine
I got a girl and Ruby is her name
I'd give the world just to set her heart aflame
Got some lovin' money too
Gonna give it all to you
(Time keeps on slipping...slipping...slipping)
(GET DOWN)
Yeah...Ha
It's ya boy Skillz ya'll with the facts fa sho
Back to recap 2004
Now, things started out cool and plain
Till Janet whipped her boob at the Super Bowl game
I know the girl moves in cycles
But I never thought a nipple could make the whole world forget about Michael
And rap needed something fresh
In comes Mr. "Jesus Walks" Kanye West
We got him and Mel to thank Jesus Walks
Yeah, after "The Passion" Jesus walked to the bank
And every week, a different hurricane hit
If you ain't have a Blackberry then you prolly had a Sidekick
The gay governor came out and quit
And erybody and they mother had a Black Album remix
?'s was the kicks
And even white people started saying "I'm Rick James, Bitch"
American Idol was dumb
Was I the only one that got sick of seeing William Hung?
Fantasia won, don't get it confused
But with a mouth that huge, how could she lose?
Usher confessed again
If Chili wanted a comeback she shoulda made a record then
Paris Hilton's sex tape got watched
And once they got cold all she said was "That's hot"
Rap made a lot of CREAM
LL came back, looking like he was 16
Mase came back too, did ya'll peep it?
What's funny is he prolly made more money preaching
Shyne was supposed to be the truth
Yo Po, next time ya album comes out, you should come out too
Kobe had a little luck
But here's a fashion tip for the guys, no more button ups
White Tees I spare
Ain't they like 50 for a dollar? They ain't goin nowhere
Who had a Livestrong bracelet? I did
Sad part is you prolly don't even know where yours is
The U.S. B-Ball team got sliced
Roy Jones got his ass kicked twice
Rappers couldn't behave
Tony Yayo came out and went back in a couple of days
Wanna throw up what you ate?
Picture Bridget Nielson in a hot tub with Flavor Flav
Lil Flip came at TI
And then Shaq came at me but I ain't sure why
But I crushed the dude
The day he beats me that'll be the day he won't mumble in his interviews
Lets get serious for a second
Who thought Fherenhite 9/11 would change the election?
For a minute though, voting was fly
And everybody had a shirt that said "Vote or Die"
Seen on everybody from 50 to Jigga
Newsflash to Puff, shirts didn't work nigga
The election was scary
Don't front, don't you feel bad for John Kerry?
For a sec he was a star
Now he prolly in a bar wishing Oprah had given him a car
Dave Chappelle made a lot of cake
Mary Kate Olsen proved money can't buy you weight
Beyonce was on fire
Hottest show on TV? Hands down that would have to be The Wire
Can't believe Stringer got killed
I been to B-More trust me, The Wire is real
If you lip syncing do it well
Ashley Simpson made a fool of herself on SNL
Advice to the kids, don't chance it
Sumpthin go wrong in ya life, screw it start dancing
And designers were snoring
Couldn't do nothing with white tees so we started putting pictures on em
Red and Meth Show was put to rest
Dummy Move of the Year tho? Ron Artest
We all watching like, "Damn you believe this man,"
"Just put his hands up and swung on a fan?"
The nutshell, I'mma make it clear
Ron Artest spent 5 mill on half a cup of beer
Jealousy could be a sickness
Don't believe me? ask Jay-z, he could be a witness
Started out as The Best of Both Worlds
Ended with pepper spray and Kelly about to earl
Ayo Kells, that was whack fam
In some ways you remind me of an old black man
You know how they blame stuff on the white man?
He took it up a notch and blamed it on the white lightning man
Martha Stewart hit the pen
Britney got married, got divorced and got married again
And some rappers couldn't lose
They sold everything from booze to clothes to shoes
And some of ya'll don't think
I'm from the hood dogg, we don't buy energy drinks
So take that, rewind it back
Usher had the biggest hit with Lil Jon on the track
If not that, it was Joey Crack
Cuz even slow old people was trying to Lean Back
Matthew Knowles I know it hurt your heart
When Michelle fell on 106 and Park
Sad case, no doubt
How you fall on TV the day that ya album come out?
And here's a winner for sure
They say Young Buck tried to stab a boy at the Vibe Awards
Dre, he kept it gully Doc
Buck earned his spot, he should be all over The Detox
And ya'll prolly askin yaself
Who is this dude thats talkin bout everybody else?
And that question is the worst one
I'm Skillz homeboy, I'm the dude that made the first one
And Imma keep doing me
R.I.P. to Rick James, Ray Charles and the ODB
I said I wouldn't do a Rap Up but I lied
(We got Skillz)
[Skillz:]
Aight, it's time to get in
Now where should I begin?
To run back the ratchetness to 2010
Profound Sounds, ya'll cut the track up
I'm a get it in, this the 2010 Rap Up!
Now Waka Flocka went hard and got shot in the paint
Kelis went a little harder, took Nas to the bank
All that bread on the monthly, son that's crazy
Did I mention the fact she only had one baby?
Then the quake hit Haiti and left us in awe
So pray for them and pray you never see the things they saw
We Are The World got made just to donate bucks
No "I" in we though, I just think we fucked that up
Sade came back and blessed the world with a gift
John Mayer went there and let the N-word slip
And Yung Berg got robbed by his peers
It's not '09 though, he just seems to do that every year
50 Cent tried to take out Ross
Look like it ain't work Fif, you might have to take that loss
Rozay, he had some heat
Had everybody from the 'burbs thinking they was Big Meech
Ross had a good year, that's fact
But him bagging Stacey Dash?
Mmm, I don't know 'bout that
Now I might sound thirsty
But Erykah Badu's video? Wooh, Lord have mercy
And I don't mean to sound foul
But if I could hit that, I'd dress up like a clown right now
So don't tempt me
And nobody had one
But we was rapping 'bout Beamer, Benz and Bentleys
Mel Gibson, Spazzed out for real
Idiots of the year? BP, for the oil spill
And Wayne went to jail for his gat
They said he had a music player, where he hide that at?
No matter where you looked, it was hard to miss Drake
But easy to miss 50 when he lost that weight
LeBron made a decision, that move was bold
But he had to take the heat once the Heat got cold
Hey Cleveland, I'll holler
'Bron's the reason a hot dog in Cleveland will cost ya 84 dollars
The iPhone prototype, that got jacked
Shout to rappers that was dumb enough to touch Kat Stacks
I know what you thinking kid
And no, I didn't touch her, but I know a lot of rappers that did
Kanye had Twitter going nuts
Man y'all funny, since when you cared about the World Cup?
Facebook, talk of the town
And don't lie, you know you was crying right along with Chris Brown
But in the new year, what I don't wanna see
Is Montana Fishburne or a movie in 3D
And Swizz wifed Alicia Keys
The volcano cloud had me and Jazzy Jeff stuck overseas
And rappers, they weren't exciting
But I'd hate to see your parents if you came out looking like 50 Tyson
And Antoine Dodson, that was that was just trife
With all that "Hide ya kids and hide ya wife"
Man, the industry sucks
Cause we started off laughing at both of them
But now they laughing at us
I'm just asking
How Lady Gaga can wear some raw meat?
But y'all call that fashion
And Fantasia, she went the suicide route
Oh, you gon kill yourself? Before your album come out?
Lil Wayne came home like jail was a fad
They sold us big iPhones and they called 'em iPad's
And we all got barraged
By the many faces and many voices of Nicki Minaj
Old girl got it in
And before the year was over she was already beefing with Kim
Lindsay Lohan, behind bars
I guess I wasn't supposed to notice that a dancer won Dancing With the Stars
The Census came tryna get the count right
And Paris Hilton, well she got caught with the white
And Petey Pablo need a reverend
Dawg, a gun? in an airport? on 9/11?
Obama still tryna do his thing
They caught T.I. with three pills and sent him back to the bing
Miley Cyrus had us at a loss for words
A lot of y'all got addicted to Angry Birds
The miners got freed live on TV
Y'all coulda gave 'em something, maybe a Double Down from KFC
YouTube views, that could get ya some bread
Ask that lil white boy with the real big head
Usher came back, and still claiming king
He signed Justin Bieber though, can you say cha-ching?
Willow whipped her hair, and hit the perfect score
Rather see hers than anybody on Jersey Shore
Republicans, ha, they still tripping
A Wikileak? nah, where I'm from man, we call that snitching
Raz B and Chris Brown they had some words
I got three for Raz B – You got served!
I hear a lot of Rap Ups getting made for real
Ehhh, he's all right, but he's not Skillz
With that being said, I send a R.I.P
To Guru, Gary Coleman and Miss Teena Marie
Apache, Eyedea, and Lena Horne the star
Huddy Combs, Hideo, and Cool DJ Lar
May they all rest in heaven
The Rap Up is wrapped up
well excuse me, take a few minutes to mellow out
your boy skillz back on the mic to tell about
the year 2011, who else gonna spit it to you?
and since you keep asking, i guess (i'm gonna give it to you)
the year started off with predictions galore
with birds falling out the sky and fish washing ashore
great! what a way to start the race
then gucci mane gets an ice cream cone tatted on his face
thinking about a face tat? reconsider
ciara got played by rihanna on twitter
kim k proved she could hardly sing
and we got caught up in the madness of charlie sheen
(winning!)
if you didn't hear, rebecca black's best day of the week?
worst song of the year
and the quake left the coast of japan in ruins
y'all watched the royal wedding
like you actually knew 'em!
and the government was slacking and causing distractions
talking about shutting down. i knew that wasn't gonna happen!
i shout obama though in sinister fashion
cause we ended up toe-tagging the boy bin laden
but oprah tho? she went out like a pro
and kept it real classy for her very last show
got her own network, but that's moving kinda slow
We got a burner Doc!
Yeah, uh, yeah, y'all know what it is, uh
Its Skillz
We back uh
I mean y'all asked for it, so I had to do it again
knowhatimsayin? Yeah, '03, let's go
Yo, its the S-K-I to them Double-L-Z y'all
Recappin the 2 Double-0 3 y'all
R. Kelly saved face
He wrote so many hits that we forgot about his sex case
Everybody got a hit from the king
But I ain't get the mask and the whole Pied Piper thing
Till I found out who that really is
Ain't that the dude that left town with all the little kids?
Label of the year would have to be Shady
I watched Lil Jon turn into J.D
And speakin of attraction
Don't you get sick when you realize he hit Janet Jackson?
Da Band got a easy break
And had the whole world talkin bout not walkin for cheese cake
And here's the funny part
The blackout hit and you had to walk just to sit in the dark
Rappers kept fake pimpin'
And don't lie you know you like watchin Jessica Simpson
And ey'body kept eyes part flashin
Styles came home, Yayo went back in
The industry was silent
The dummy move of the year
that would be Kobe Bryant
Y'all think she lyin?
Thats the second time Kobe been on T.V. cryin
I'm like damn Kobe
In high school you was the man Kobe
What the hell happened to you?
Sean Paul stayed busy
They careers looked iffy
So Madonna decided to kiss Britney
That sent a shock thru the city
I wasn't shocked
what would've shocked me if she kissed Missy
and the south made a come back
Note to BET I don't wanna see Bone Crusher's butt crack
Ja Rule got madder, we watched the Farrakahn special
Irv watch the Viagra
What's next? we movin on
Ey'body forgot about the girl that made the uh-oh song
50 kept stuntin
Club songs of the year Joe Budden or Pharrell with Frontin
Roc The Mic was the tour
But didn't you feel Babs and Lil Kim performin at the BET awards?
If you agree wit this one then wave your hands
Whos tired of the throwbacks and the chickenhead dance?
Okay same here
Nelly and Chingy got robbed in the same year
Shocked? I'ma say it quite clurr
When your boys in Philly man
Have his bodyguard right thurr
Labels wasn't doin well
They put gold tickets in albums to boost the sales
And thats saddenin
Cuz if you got a gold ticket you prolly copped the CD from Bin Laden
As far as couples go they was on the hush strictly
Beyonce and Jay-Z, Vivica and 50
I told you Ben and Jen was shifty
Everybody make some noise if you went to see Gigli!
....
Alright, okay
As far as American Idol, the winner was Clay
Pregnancy on TV was Toni Braxton
Ashanti came back lookin like Janet Jackson
Beyonce hit the top
If you a female singer
and I ain't call your name? you flopped
Jay-Z was done
Thank God we got the ODB show on VH1
Cam'Ron made 'em think
I can't believe that dudes was walkin around my hood in pink
Thank God I'm a southerner
Cuz you know its over once you got the Terminator for your governor
Oukast was wil'yin
Video of the year goes to Dre Ice Cold 3000
This year was kinda lame
It's funny, the league replaced Kobe with Lebron James
The Roy Jones fight was foul
And BET don't love nobody like B2K and Bow Wow
He barely went gold fa sho
Jermaine prolly in Atlanta like I told you so
Kanye sipped the siz-yurp
Zino found a tape wit Eminem usin the N wiz-ord
Em I doubt that you a racist kid
Thank God ya shit hit the fan the same week that Mike's did
And Mike be confused again
We don't know if he tuckin 'em in or stuffin 'em in
Question is will they nail him?
To me he don't look like LaToya, he look like Liz Taylor
Diddy ran the marathon well
Hottest show on TV hands down Dave Chappelle
These labels is sinkin
So when you say Rawkus, I say what the hell I was thinkin?
Hottest song In Da Club by 50
And since she got the thighs out I'm lookin at Missy
Jay tried to leave like Mike
RIP to Soulja Slim, Rerun, and Barry White
This year y'all did it fa sho
The 09 Rap Up,
Check, Yo Yo
I'm Bout To Put This Thing Again, 09 Is Outta Here
20-10 Is In The Building, Time For A New Year (YURP!)
Your Boy Skillz Back On His Grind, Let's Run It Back And Re-Cap 2009
DC Starts Off The Conversation,
Cause We Was In Yo Town For The Inauguration
We Froze Our Asses Off, It Wasn't Just Me
That Was A Small Price To Pay To See History
Biggies Movie Came Out And Got Shine,
Ne-Yo And Jim Jones Got Scrappin Up In Loui Voutton
TVs Went Digital, The Governments Lame;
Ya'll Bought Them Boxes? To Me The sh-ts Still Looks The Same
And I Don't Care About The Fate, Of John & Kate
You Feel Sorry For Anybody It Should Be The Plus 8
Having 7 Siblings Can't Be Calm,
But I'll Take 20 Of Them Before I Take One Octo-Mom
50 & Rick Ross, That's A New Level Of Beefin.
Lebron Got Dunked On And He Ain't Want Us To See It
The News Of Chris & Rihanna Broke In The Streets.
T-Pain Got On The Golf Cart And Broke Some Teeth
Tiny & Toya Got A Show? That's Crazy.
Tiny, You Gon Get A Second Season? (Yeaa Baby!)
Run DMC They Got Their Own Street,
And Jojo Got Caught Trying To Spark That Leaf
Man The Game Is Bananas
For Playing Hip-Hop Me And Jazzy Jeff Got Kicked Out Of Kansas
Rick Ross Shades Was Phony & Fake,
Enter a Newcomer By The Name Of Drake
The Industry Got To Get It In Gear,
Cause It's Bad When A Mixtape Is Really The Album Of The Year
And His Vid Wasn't Bad
But I Was Mad At Them Breast I Never Had (Breast I Never Had)
Eminem & Mariah, Sounded Bitter
And We All Took To This New Thing Called Twitter
Where You Could Follow Peeps Just To See What They Say
And If You Want To You Could Follow Me @SkillzVA
Bernie Madoff, He Was Playing For Keeps.
Amber Rose Became Famous Without Having To Speak
Black Eyed Peas Rolled Deep,
They Blacked Perez Hiltons Eye And Made Him Pee In The Middle Of The Street
Lil Wayne Did It Big, He Said He Wanted To F- Every Girl In The World
And I Think He Did
Chris Brown — Now That's My Guy,
But How He Do An Interview And All Ya'll Notice Was The Bow Tie?
The Media Went Hard,
Chris You Want Us To Forget Just Say What Really Happened In The Car
Rihanna, She Kept Quiet — Until She Had An Album To Sell
But We Still Ain't Buy It
Mike Vick & A.I. — Back In Action
And We Were Shocked By The Loss Of Mr. Michael Jackson
I Never Thought That Star Would Fall To The Ground,
Mike Was Huge, The News Shut The Internet Down
Through Your Music, You'll Live On My Friend
And I Know Well Never See A Talent Like You Again
I Gotta Man Up, Cause Even I Was A Fan Of...
The Real House Wives Of Atlanta
I Love Kandys Song, But That Kim?
(That's A Dirty Low Down Monkey With A Weave On)
Tardy For The Party Brought Us Some Joy,
But It Never Left The Ground — Just Like The Balloon Boy
And To The Parents, I'm Gonna Say Why-Lie!
You Named Him Falcon? But That Don't Mean He Could Fly
Far As R&B; Goes, Trey Songz Is The Guy
And I'm A Grown Man, But I'm Scared Of Lady Ga-Ga
Drakes Knee Kept Saying Hey Bruh, Just Sit
And Kanye Snatched The Mic From Taylor Swift
Then The World Could'ntStand Him
(I'm Really Happy For You — I'm a Let You Finish)
Man I Think He Playing That
The Government, Yea They Think They Slick.
What Happened To Clash & Clunkers, That s**t Came & Went
The Hangover, Was Funny As Hell...
And So Were The Rappers Who Could'ntStay They Ass Out Of Jail
Jay-Z Went On Oprah And Hit Number 1, She Gave Out A Lot Of Chicken,
But She Ain't Give Him None
H1N1 Is Causing Drama
And We Was All Shaking Our Heads At Lil Mama
Like, Why Was You On Stage? Nobody Gave You A Cue,
And With A Head That Big, You Should Have Thought That Through!
Nicki Minaj Gave Female MCs Some Help,
But If She Signed Your Boob You Should Be Ashamed Of Yourself
Whitney Houston Got Back To Working
And Kids Came Up With This Thing Called Jerkin
Where You Take Dancing & Rappin, Combine The Two
Newsflash: Come On Son That Ain't Nothing New
Nas & Kelis They Could'nt Get That Thing Back
Diddy Holla At Me If You Want That Ring Back
Jamie, He Blamed It On The Alcohol And Maybe That's What Made J-Lo Fall
Health Care Got Passed And That's What's Good,
But The Idiot Of The Year Is Tiger Woods
(It's Uh, It's Tiger...)
Could You Say Fail? Who Else Is Named Tiger?
Why Would You Leave The Name On The Voicemail?
He Changed The Game I Suppose
Who Would Have Though He Was Putting 18 Holes
T.I. Came Home, After 7 Months... I Can't Watch Moniques Show,
Cause She Yells Too Much
And We Mourned This Year,
I Got To Say — Every Other Day... Somebody Passed Away
Mr. Magic, Roc Raida, My Man Baatin, Darian, And My Friend A-M
It Was A Very Sad Year To Say The Least,
So To Everybody We Lost... Rest In Peace
Yo it's that time where bringing past back up
Your boy skillz you know my S*** gonna act up
And this year is jacked up but I got the facts up here we go scrap
This the 08 rap up if you a Patriot fan you is quick to cheer
To the Giants pulled up and upset it again and the
Commercial where lame as hell, poor Marian Jones she had
To watch the game from a cell, D-tox was getting recorded
And Dre put up some headphones and he was the only one
That could afford em, Wayne got back for having heard and Nas
Tried to drop a cd that was called the N-word I chilled on the word
And I was fine till I saw him at the Grammies I was like
It's like hes freaking lost his mind, Ne-Yo toured with kellys
And he got played, and 50 Cent he kicked Paris Hilton off
Stage, Game went to jail for 8 days you know it's bad when Jo-Jo
Faints incase you leave him on the stage Jay-Z and Mary J double
Date Brash out the progy and remy ma hold ya head a
Raising in the sun you lied I heard that and I thought Flav-A-Flav
Got a show outside, and wrestling looked faker then
Ever I mean who was gonna believe that Big Show could of
Beat Mayweather, now Nick and Mariah they kept it G but the
Wedding of the year goes to Hoven B the unity in G-Unit is
Gone cause it's a sad day when you got Young Buck crying on
The phone, Ice-T and Soulja Boy dum and who was the fool
That threw a bottle at KRS-One, Reshawn Bell verdict
Was lame and 50 went to Africa but he ain't coming
Back with his chain, Wayne dissed the Djs what was that
Bout then the barber from LA straight not sug out tough
Street lookin boy the guys that made that song they
Lookin like no second single lookin boys and let me say
This they only fell good to say big ups to all my haterz, the beef got
To stop G 50 you runnin out of people man why you
Pickin on Roxy your baby mama came out but we ain't neva
Find out who really burned down the house, Rick Ross took it
Too far was it me or was the biggiest CO we have seen thus
Far, I'm just askin and Bow-Wow got his hand handed to him in a
Game of Madden you wanna know wus funny they showed
Us the game but they ain't never gonna say who got that money
Huh, the system is filty for real G how the hell R.Kelly come
Up Not Guilty I can't believe he walkin on T.V talking bout
(When you stay teen nade all out we talking bout), Wayne
Sould A Milli in a week then seven days I got sick of the A Milli beat,
The brat knew what time served in 08 was all mostly good year for
Your man Young Bird between fights in his fan base he needed
Some help then his chain on tour by it's self, Will Smith got
Hollywood on smash, Puff you a millionaire man why you
Crying about gas, Katt Williams he went nuts and the economy
Was harder then McCain trying to put his arms up,
And Palin I ain't even gonna discuss her she probably
On her porch now trying to look at Russia, and
Kanye he went for broke maybe the album
Should have been called 808 to No Heart Notes
Naw he doin his thing is it hard to fight
Paparazzi when you got on skinny jeans,
Nelly and Usher could'ntfind their fans,
Superhead said I'm pregnant I'm
Like by who your pregnant man,
T.I. got back in gear,
Beyonce single ladies hmph music video of the year
It had the guys getting hiked together, I hope
DMX finally get his life together, man we got
To chill off the drama biggest thing ever (echo)
Barack Obama first black president please believe
It I'm just happy that my granny got a chance
To see it it's time for a change so don't go tryin
To turn all your inauguration to a All-Star game
Let's act right and show these kids we
Can turn yes we can into
Yes we did and Bush made it hard be
Patient let that man go to the white house
And do his job, black athletes ya'll got
To parly don't play you saw
How they came back for OJ, the economy
That's a rap no doubt the whole world
In debit how the hell you bail that out,
Halle Berry she had a baby on
The low, the best thing on T.V.
Was Keshia Koles show lookin good Keshia
But don't thank me because you ain't the star
Of the show Ha that would be Franky
This a crazy world jeezy told ya son crazy world
Wonder where he got that from I got to say it
Cause he influenced the game but I got to give props
To my boy T-Pain and ya'll in his lane with
Songs like Hoooo we pop champagne so I'm a
Say this quick we in a recession stop lyin ya'll ain't
Poppin s*** and President Bush soo hated he
Went to Iraq and almost got a shoe-senated so I'm a shout out
To(I dun't know wut he says?) soo I'm a shout out to everybody upstairs who ain't
With us no more, so ya'll stay on your grind your boy skillz
[Skillz:]
Like we always do at this time
Seein how y'all never get enough
It's Skillz and I'm back with that ('07 Wrap Up)
And this one is no walk in the park
Let me take it from the top, damn where should I start?
Well Drama got raided up and DJs got tense
And the mixtape game ain't been the same since
The White Rapper Show gave blacks an attitude
And Cam called 50 and put the clip on YouTube
CURTISSS! - More on that later
And for All-Star Weekend, everybody went to Vegas
Heh, and that was just a classic case
Of way too many black people and not enough space
Jennifer Hudson got an Oscar, give her her props
And we all sang, "This is why - This Is Why I'm Hot"
Fantasia did the Color Purple, I'm like, "Oh, really? "
I been sayin ol' girl look just like Celie
They say Yayo slapped that lil' boy silly
Jay sold Rocawear for two hundred and fo' milli
Amy Winehouse said, "Rehab - I ain't goin there"
I wouldn't go either if I kept my drugs in my hair
Robin Thicke song had radio lock down
And child support came after Bobby Brown (uh)
And Whitney got them divorce papers out
(cause you can't save your man rich from Superhead's coooouch)
Heh, and Lord knows, what made that old white man
Callin young girls "nappy-headed hoes"!
(I dunno) That made err'body lose it
And now here comes the media tryna clean up the music
That war you can't win it
I don't know what was worse - Russell on "Oprah" or Cam on "60 Minutes"
Fam, the media was crazy, when Anna Nicole died
All they talked about was, "Who fathered the baby? "
We gotta wake up, yo
And please don't let your daughter go to a Akon show (NO!)
I'm movin to LA, fam
I know I can get a show if Three 6 Mafia can (maaaan!)
For most of the year
A ringtone rapper would make a hit and his carrer would disappear (uh!)
The NBA caught that gamblin ref
And we got touched by tragedy - Virginia Tech
Barry Bonds broke the record, that's up for debate
Definition of "less-than great" - Ray J.'s sex tape
Dressin like a rock star was the plan
But I'll be damned if I'm gon wear them skinny-ass jeans, man
Diddy flipped, fam; I don't know if he punched that man
But he damn sure (fired Loriaaaaanne)
Akon got the boot from Verizon - (uh!)
Eve got knocked for drunk-driving
And don't play, you was in the car singin
"'Ella, 'ella, ey, ey"
Ay - Paris Hilton got sent off
You thought your TV was broke when The Sopranos went off
"A Bay-BAY, " that tune was crazy
I'm thinkin, "Dude - couldn't you get a sitter for your baby? "
Blame it on bad nerves
Cause 50 and Lupe got on stage and forgot the words, heh
The Spears family is buggin
Brittney goes crazy, now her sister's got a bun in the oven? !
Kells and Usher was datin the "Same Girl"
Then Usher married the chick, I'm like, "What in the WORLD? ! "
Kelly Rolland falls, and y'all think it's cool
Beyonce falls then y'all take it off YouTube
They flipped the game with the Jena 6
And it's a damn shame what they did to Michael Vick (uh!)(You can't kill dogs in your own backyard
But you can go to Iraq and kill whatever you want)
You got your iPhone first - yeah that's nice
But didn't you feel stupid when they dropped the price?
Foxy went to jail for the probation thing
And every other song had a verse by Lil Wayne
Yeah - he bought some heat to the game
And this might be the only song that didn't feature T-Pain
{Ooh, hold up, Skillz how that sound?
This the remix with Mr. Teddy Penderazdoun
HEY! - Tallahassee, Nappy Boy oh-WHEE! }
What's crazy is that wasn't T-Pain, that was me
Akon threw that kid offstage
And we all got caught up in 50 vs. Kanye
Good stradegy guys;
Way to make one million people actually have to go to Best Buy
50 said, "If I lose, I'll stop rappin"
Well ya lost Fif', when's that gon happen? (hmm!)
Soulja Boy hit the scene, a dn I don't wanna see
(YOOOOOU!) doin that unless (YOOOOOU!) under 18
"American Gangster" best movie to show
UGK and OutKast had the year's best video
Khaled said the best was him and me
And T.I. had a little trouble with T.I.P. (hm)
They both my homies no doubt
But until the judge say so (they both have to stay in the hoooouse)
And I ain't frontin
When I say Eye Candy of the Year - hands down, Lauren London
I'm bout to close out the song
But you can peep the video at SoVeryFresh.com
It's sad it's so many names to say
So I send a R.I.P to those who passed away
And y'all be safe
What You Want Me To Do?.... Sorry.... I'm Back (S-K-I-Double L-Z)
It's Not A Diss Song... It's A Real Song.
It's Ya Boy Skillz,
And I'm Fixin To Act Up
Since Ya'll Keep Askin About The '06 Rap Up
Yea, Pull Up A Chair, I'll Tell You What I'm Gon Do
For You And Yours, Hold The Applause, This Is The Year In Review
Steelers Stole The Superbowl, Let's Give It Up For Them
And Eminem He Gave In,
Got Married To Kim
The Violence Started Hip Hop Was Sorta Rolling The Dice
Some Hata's Almost Stole The Life Of The Homie Obie Trice (That's Right)
And Then Chappelle's Show Came Back On
But After A Few Episodes It Was Clear He Was Gone
And I Hate To See The Homie Dave Go
But I Love That Show About These Spoiled 16 Year Olds
And Two Indian Chicks,
Damn Near Had Me Cryin'
When She Was Like, "Dog! Don’t Get Your Hair Done Like Mine"
What Else, Uhh Let Me See
That's Around The Time When Cam Came After Jay-Z
The Oscar's Got Down With The P-I-M-P
And 3-6 Kept It Cool When They Was On Tv
Then T.O. Switched Teams, But I Didn't Notice
Cause I Was Getting Some, Getting Some,
You Know What I Mean
Dmx Got Bagged Again, Driving While Black
While His Wife Did A Hundred With His Kids In The Back
What You Know About That, T.I. Made It Clear
You Might Sell But You Won't Top The King This Year
And Joc And Nitty, Came With A Brand New Sound
Everybody Went To The Mall, It Was Going Down
We All Did The Motorcycle Two Times With Your Shoulders
But After Tom Cruise Did It,
For Me It Was Over
Dick Chaney Crazy With The 12 Gauge
And Everybody And They Mama Got A Myspace Page
And Yea We All Got The 'itus'
Mine Is Myspace Dot Com Back Slash 'your Ghost Writer'
Cheap Plug, Yea No Doubt, Take Some Chicken Noodle Soup
Let It Rain... Uh Clear It Out
And Russell And Kimora They Decided To Stop It
And Ya Jeans Had To Have Some Designs In The Pockets
Dallas Austin,
Yea Dude Got Screwed
We Ain't Look At T.V. We Just Went To You Tube
Everyday I'm Hustlin
Yea That Track Was Nice
But It's Not Rap If You Just Saying The Same Thing Twice
The Rumor Was Rihanna Was Doing Jay
Christina Milian Went Public, With Cool And Dre
'just Say I' Was The First Selection
Should Have Named It Just Say I,
Ain't Selling No Records
And Janet Jackson Flopped Hard
Her Album Did So Bad That Jermaine Had To Quit His Day Job
Gnarls Barkley Dropped 'Crazy' To The Web On Purpose
That Song Was Everywhere, Even Foxy Heard It
And Cassie And LeToya Came On The Seen
But I Was Too Busy Doing My 'shoulder Lean'
Lil Kim Came Home, From Doing A Bid
Is It Me, Or When She Came Out She Was Looking Like 'big'
Time To Switch Up, Rappers Took It There
Wyclef And Ludacris, They All Cut Their Hair
And Ya Boy Ne-Yo, He Went With The Baldy Of Course
But If You Seen His Hair Line, He Didn't Have No Choice
The Divorces Got Bad Then Downright Shifty
First Bobby And Whitney Then K-Fed And Britney
And K-Fed, Your Rap Career Is Through
Ron Artest Almost Sold More Cd's Then You
Nas Said Hip Hop Was Dead, But Northern Cats
Spent All Year Trying To Bring New York Back
Ya'll Need To Lighten Up Son, Get A Hug
The Only Time New York Came Back Was On The Flavor Of Love
And T.O. Took Pills, Tryin To Get Himself Higher
But If Your Like Me, Ya Got Hooked, Watchin The Wire
Man Kobe Should Have Looked Over His Shoulder
And We Know Because We Had The Bootleg Before The Season Was Over
A Lot Of Rappers Got Shot, And Didn't Shoot
Word On The Street Is They Got Dropped By Christopher Snoop
Pharrell And Kanye Put Number 1 To Work
You Looking Suspect Ye’, Button Up That Shirt
Ya'll Fools Must Be Crazy,
If You Thought That I, Was Gonna Forget About Lil’ Wayne And Baby
I Know Ya'll Dudes For Being Flashy, But With Ya'll Teeth
Now Ya'll Kissin' , That's Just Nasty
And Mel Gibson, He Took A Loss
Your Record Got No Push Son, If Jay-Z Was Your Boss
To Get A PS3 , You Had To Hunt
And Snoop Got The Record For Getting Arrested The Most Times In A Month
Beyonce Said Dream Girls Was Heaven Sent
But I Hear That Girl's Been Dreaming About Getting A Breath Mint
Her Man Hov Came Back Hot,
He Was Like I'm So Independent Flex, That I Might Buy Cops
That's Good Business Jay, Do That, Yea
Cause Cops They Had Two Big Records This Year
Ya Boy Stout, Might Advise You To Go That Route
Cause Everybody Was Ballin! And Walkin’ It Out
But Not Everybody Really, Cause A.I. He's Still Ballin, He Just Ain't Doing In Philly
Kramer Dropped The N Word, Man Dude Is Crazy
So Madonna, Why Don't You Show Him Your New Baby
Justin Timberlake Brought Sexy Back
Is It Me Or He Was Trying To Get Next To The Blacks?
We Lost Dilla And Bradley And My Man Proof
Gerald Levert Big Phil, And Professor X Too
This A Crazy World, Hope It's Better In Heaven
[Intro]
It's your boy Skillz y'all
You know how we do it
And it's that time of the year
So I might as well get to it
Matter of fact
Year in review homes, I'm takin' it back
So would y'all mind an '05 recap? (I like that)
Aiight, well listen
[Verse]
It started off with Game, yeah his album was crack
And just like that, bam, the west coast was back
I mean, homes did his numbers plus he had a lot to say
Beefin' with Bleek and Buddens but he ain't want it with Jay
Speakin' of the west, the boy Houston tried to ride out
I bought your album dog, but you ain't have to gouge your eye out
Dabbled in paparazzi and got a quick check
I took that picture of Nelly and Ashanti that you saw on the net
And then rappers was gettin' knocked, lawyers was no option
When Kim took the stand, man we had just lost Cochran
Nas and Kelis both said "I do"
Eddie Murphy got divorced but he was married to a dude
Tigga left Rap City and we ain't know what to think
Irv turned himself in and took the Murder out the Inc.
Then Jamie got his Oscar, after that he was set
He smashed "Ray", but "Stealth"? Well that was for the check
Chappelle took fifty mil amd then he slid out the door
The hottest thing on TV, that be "The Bobby Brown Show"
Poor Bobby, dude still tryin' to be a star
But will it ever happen? Hmm... aww hell to the nah
Then cats started beefin', I ain't too sure why
Jada and 50, 50 and Joe, then Flip and T.I.
And I'm beefin' wit' Mickey D's man, y'all dead wrong
Talkin' 'bout payin' rappers to mention Big Macs in their song
We do rap from the heart, y'all better have some respect
Alright, Big Mac! Big Mac! Big Mac! Now where's my check?
"Ordinary People" was a hell of a song
And I ain't the only one who got sick of hearin' "Who is Mike Jones?!"
I'm like the next man, I got love for the south
We know your name Mike, I'm just wishin' you'd close your mouth
And then "I'm a--I'm a hustler," that joint was wicked
But soon as Cass got to poppin', man them boys came to get him
Mariah, she came back, she had our support
Mike Jackson, innocent, moonwalked right out of court
Nick Cannon and Christina, man they was havin' relations
And then 50 kicked Game out at the radio station
How can two men go so hard and diss each other?
Then at the press conference look like they 'bout to kiss each other?
And then Free and AJ quit and the world'll never know why
I miss her too AJ, but damn, did you have to cry?
Well if it don't make dollars then it don't make sense
And it's sad cuz BET ain't really been the same since
And this is not speculation y'all, I'm statin' the facts
So would y'all mind if I continue? (I like that)
Alright well listen
Cats gotta hustle and you just can't stop it
R. Kelly, well his hustle happened to be "Trapped in the Closet"
Dude went all out, he was like a full fledged actor
Had us hangin' on every word like chapter for chapter
But he never went to trial, how soon y'all forget
By the time his case come up we'll be on Chapter 106
Destiny's Child said the group thing had lost its flavor
And everybody read Superhead's book except Fantasia
DipSet started poppin' and brainwashed the kids
No matter where you went you couldn't escape Jeezy's ad libs
Yeah, the Snowman went to work
And once they found out what it meant, they banned the damn t-shirts
Ying Yang did their thing with The Whisper Song
They locked Kim up, but they let my man Sigel come home
And then Gwen Stefani came with "Hollaback Girl"
Looked like she had been in Harlem hangin' with black girls
T.O. was playin' games, but he kept on teasin' us
Turned his back on his team and messed their season up
Ma$e came back to rap but we had heard that before
And "Run's House", well that was damn near like "The Cosby Show"
We found out the real truth about Jay and Dame
Hov skated on dude and kept the Roc-A-Fella name
Then Dame's show debuted and the ratings was wack
"Ultimate Hustler", well umm, I don't know about that
Eminem went on tour and filled up all the seats
But when the "Curtain Call" came, he found it hard to sleep
It's better you than me Em, huh, cuz it couldn't be Skillz
I couldn't have that kind of bread and spend it on sleepin' pills
Be for real cuz Common's "BE" album was ill
I got sick of rappers smilin', showin' their grills
And Eve had a porno, but if you blinked it was gone
And then Suge got shot by dude was some pink pants on
Ciara and Bow Wow, they started datin' right
I mean he's three feet, there's no way that he's layin' the pipe
And then all rap music was comin' from the south
Tom Cruise got whipped so he jumped on the couch
But that was nothing, we was headed to a bigger arena
Because we all got burnt by this woman named Katrina
God's daughter sat in the water and came from around the back
She wasn't a cutie, but trust me, her eye was all that
And she ain't have a home but had a jones for guys that was black
She looked down at New Orleans and was like (I like that)
The news was so sad, it was like a modern day slaughter
And I ain't even gonna talk about what was floatin' in that water
See, it was sort of like watchin' a 9/11 sequel
Then Kanye said Bush didn't care about black people
We was all like "Yeah, what he's sayin' is true"
But I'm like 'ye, white people just started carin' about you!
I mean his album still sold, he ain't really blow his chance
But he set us all back with that damn "Gold Digger" dance
And then we lost Luther, the number one singer for soul
And then the league hit the players with a new dress code
LeBron was cool but other cars was mad at it
Cuz if Shaq get one suit made, there goes all the fabric
On VH1 Big Daddy Kane was the man
HU Homecoming somebody tried to shoot up Cam
Botched carjackin', nah fam, that was wrong
Them dudes was just tryin' to shoot theyself
Cuz they like "The Whistle Song"
I might start singin' homie, don't provoke me
T-Pain had a hit singin' karaoke
And then 50 looked crazy on the cover of GQ
He put his movie out, and yeah Usher did too
But keep your mind on your music cuz your actin' is through
So much for the movies, mmm I guess it do what it do
And Trina and Lil' Wayne, they both came out happy
But this a sad day when we dancin' to "Laffy Taffy"
And I ain't hatin' on the South cuz most of it is raw
"Oh I think they like me," nah I don't think I like none of y'all
So in that '06 we gon' have to make that fire
I send my respects out to Tookie and my man Richard Pryor
Jay-Z declared war but then he changed his plans
Cuz by the end of the show he was shakin' Nas's hand
Even Diddy let The L.O.X. come back and get their paper
After Kiss said he was gonna hit 'em with a refrigerator
I made an indie album, next one is ready to go
Me and all the DJs in the world shout out my man Justo
And the "Stop Snitchin" thing y'all, it ain't gon' work
I told y'all I saw a seven year old with a "Stop snitchin" shirt
And don't get me wrong homie cuz I ain't tryin' to be a preacher
But I'm like "Man who snitched on you? Your kindergarten teacher?"
If it make the news, Skillz gonna put it in the mix
Til then Happy New Year y'all, welcome to 2006
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