Dinosaurs

Dinosaurs follows the life of a family of dinosaurs, living in a modern world. They have TVs, fridges, etc. The only humans around are cavemen, who are viewed as pets and wild animals.

Cast

• Tom Fisher
• John Kennedy
• Bill Barretta
• Allan Trautman
• Leif Tilden
• Bruce Lanoil
• Jessica Walter
• Stuart Pankin
• Jason Willinger
• Sally Struthers
• Michelan Sisti
• Kevin Clash
• Mak Wilson
• Tony Sabin Prince
• Steve Whitmire
• Star Townsend
• Jack Tate
• David Greenaway
• Pons Maar
• Sam McMurray

• Season 1
• Episode 1: The Mighty Megalosaurus
  Earl Sinclair: I am the mighty Megalosaurus, the king of the dinosaurs. And when the king of the din...
• Episode 2: The Mating Dance
  [Baby Sinclair pretends he's snoring]::Fran Sinclair: I don't believe you.::Baby Sinclair: I don't b...
• Episode 3: Hurling Day
  Robbie: Dad, after you throw grandma into the tar pit, is there life after that?::Earl: For me there...
• Episode 4: High Noon
  Earl: I know they just crawled out of the sludge and I hate to be critical of other life forms, but ...
• Episode 5: The Howling
  Robbie: How could not howling at the moon bring an end to our days on earth?::Earl: Because if you d...
• Season 2
• Episode 1: The Golden Child
  Fran: Earl, if you want a third child again, there's only one thing to do.::Earl: Aw geez, Fran, I'm...
• Episode 2: Family Challenge
  Insurance Agent: Mr. Sinclair, I would appraise the damages here at about...::Earl Sinclair: Don't t...
• Episode 3: I Never Ate for My Father
  Earl Sinclair: You stay away from my son you pea pusher.::Robbie Sinclair: Dad, so what if they eat ...
• Episode 4: Charlene's Tale
  Earl Sinclair: [loses it, about Charlene's new tail] She's a tomato!...
• Episode 5: Endangered Species
  Earl: I see what you're getting at, Mr. Richfield, but no amount of money is worth taking this away ...
• Episode 6: Employee of the Month
  Earl Sinclair: Ethyl, if I could move my arm I'd crack your head like a coconut.::Ethyl Phillups: Ye...
• Episode 7: When Food Goes Bad
  Earl: The kids are fine, if not, we can make more....
• Episode 8: Career Opportunities
  TV Announcer: Why are you stuck in a boring dead end job?::Earl Sinclair: I don't know.::TV Announce...
• Episode 9: Unmarried... with Children
  This marks the first appearance of Monica DiVertebrae....
• Episode 10: How to Pick Up Girls
  Baby Sinclair: [watching TV with Earl] Ha ha ha ha ha! Puppets! Ha ha ha ha!::Purple female puppet: ...
• Episode 11: Switched at Birth
  Fran Sinclair: Honey, you have to earn his love.::Earl Sinclair: That could take years. I want his l...
• Episode 12: Refrigerator Day
  Earl: Look how low I've sunk. My own child refuses to hit me.::[Ethyl hits him with her cane]::Ethyl...
• Episode 13: What 'Sexual Harris' Meant
  B.P. Richfield: Well, it's only fair that all sides of this issue are fully explored. Please take up...
• Episode 14: Fran Live
  Earl Sinclair: There's so much I don't know about running a house. For example, on these frozen dinn...
• Episode 15: Power Erupts
  Robbie Sinclair: The competition looks pretty tough, why did you see Billy Melman's project where yo...
• Episode 16: The Clip Show
  USA...
• Episode 17: A New Leaf
  B.P. Richfield: SINCLAIR. I oughta kill you and your whole family, but I'd probably get in trouble w...
• Episode 18: The Last Temptation of Ethel
  Charlene: [Ethyl's unconscious] Grandma, can you hear me?::Robbie Sinclair: Hey look, look, I think ...
• Episode 19: Nuts to War: Part 1
  Earl Sinclair: [Richfield picks up a large rock] Oh my gosh, look out, a rock!::B.P. Richfield: Not ...
• Episode 20: Nuts to War: Part 2
  Earl Sinclair: [Earl, Roy, and Charlene have finished performing at a USO show]::Earl Sinclair: I di...
• Episode 21: And the Winner Is...
  Edward R. Hero: [chief elder] I decree that henceforth, this child shall be called... Uh...::Baby Si...
• Episode 22: Slave to Fashion
  Grandma Ethyl Phillips: I was saving it for your college. But a voice in my head kept saying, "The o...
• Episode 23: Leader of the Pack
  The title comes from the 1964 pop song "Leader of the Pack" recorded by girl group The Shangri-Las w...
• Episode 24: Wesayso Knows Best
  Wesayso Photographer: [points to Roy] I like this guy.::Earl: He isn't even a family.::Roy: I am too...
• Season 3
• Episode 1: Nature Calls
  Earl Sinclair: Mr. Toilet's a friend, and the best way to treat a new friend is to sit on them and g...
• Episode 2: Baby Talk
  Baby Sinclair: Smoo.::B.P. Richfield: What did he call me?::Earl Sinclair: Uh... He said Lou. You se...
• Episode 3: Network Genius
  Fran Sinclair: Robbie, quit poking your sister.::Robbie Sinclair: Not until she supports her hypothe...
• Episode 4: The Discovery
  USA...
• Episode 5: Little Boy Boo
  Neighbor: You Sinclair kids come over here at the middle of the night on the 31st of October and exp...
• Episode 6: Germ Warfare
  Earl Sinclair: [singsong] Look who's home!::[Baby turns his head and glares at Earl]::Baby Sinclair:...
• Episode 7: Hungry for Love
  Baby Sinclair: [to Wendy] You have a bad reputation....
• Episode 8: License to Parent
  Robbie Sinclair: It's a long story.::Officer Bettleheim: I like stories. I like 'em just fine....
• Episode 9: Charlene's Flat World
  Baby: [about a picture he drew] Where're you gonna put it?::Fran Sinclair: Gee, I don't know, the re...
• Episode 10: Wilderness Weekend
  Earl and his friends drag Robbie and the Baby off for a wilderness journey (camping trip) while Fran...
• Episode 11: The Son Also Rises
  Fran Sinclair: The baby flushed his caveman doll down the toilet and now it's backed up.::Robbie: So...
• Episode 12: Getting to Know You
  Baby Sinclair: I've got a present.::Francois Jean-Marie Poupon: [curiously] Oh, I where would I find...
• Episode 13: Green Card
  Earl Sinclair: What is that sound I hear? Is it someone running down our proud nation? Someone spitt...
• Episode 14: Out of the Frying Pan
  Mr. Myman: [trying to keep Fran and Baby in showbusiness] You could have your own show, talk about a...
• Episode 15: Steroids to Heaven
  Spike: You admit you're doing thornoids?::Robbie Sinclair: Yeah so what? Look where they got me. [bi...
• Episode 16: Honey, I Miss the Kids
  Robert"Robbie" Sinclair: I wrote this song for a girl who used to ignore me, until I played it for h...
• Episode 17: Swamp Music
  USA...
• Episode 18: Dirty Dancin'
  Film Announcer: The Pangea Department of the Navy presents an instructional film on naval hygiene: "...
• Episode 19: If I Were a Tree
  Baby: Wait a minute! Lightning struck twice in the same place?...
• Episode 20: We Are Not Alone
  Robbie tries to get Earl interested in preserving Pangea just as his boss is ordering him to bury dr...
• Episode 21: Charlene and Her Amazing Humans
  USA...
• Episode 22: The Clip Show II
  Sir David Tushingham: So... off to my place for a bit of fun?...
• Season 4
• Episode 1: Monster Under the Bed
  Howard Handupme: Stay tuned for the movie of the week, based on this incident, but with a much more ...
• Episode 2: Earl, Don't Be a Hero
  The title is a parody of the 1974 anti-war song "Billy Don't Be A Hero" written by Mitch Murray and ...
• Episode 3: The Greatest Story Ever Sold
  USA...
• Episode 4: Driving Miss Ethyl
  Ethyl Phillups: [reading road map] According to this map, we've completely strayed from all known ci...
• Episode 5: Earl's Big Jackpot
  We learn that B.P. Richfield's first name is Bradley....
• Episode 6: Terrible Twos
  Robbie Sinclair: [Baby breaks the wooden train set that Robbie spent a year making] Um... I guess th...
• Episode 7: Changing Nature
  B.P. Richfield: Let's see, how can we make it rain?::Earl Sinclair: Well, we could have everybody wa...
• Episode 8: Scent of a Reptile
  USA...
• Episode 9: Earl and Pearl
  Pearl Sinclair: I wish he wasn't so mad at me.::Baby Sinclair: Get him a toy!::Pearl Sinclair: Oh, I...
• Episode 10: Life in the Faust Lane
  B.P. Richfield: I am the happiest person you'll ever meet you worthless bucket of chow.::Earl: Well ...
• Episode 11: Variations on a Theme Park
  When too many overworked employees drop dead from exhaustion, businesses give dinosaurs two weeks of...
• Episode 12: Working Girl
  Charlene attempts to break into the male-dominated workforce and get a job to pay for her summer wil...
• Episode 13: Into the Woods
  Fran Sinclair: [after showing Baby the video entitled "Solo Wilderness Ritual"] So, did you understa...
• Episode 14: Georgie Must Die
  Roy Hess: Maybe, if you wish really, really hard, you can see Georgie.::Baby: Don't toy with me!...

• Lyrics: play full screen play karaoke
• DINOSAUR - Hank Williams, Jr.
• DINOSAUR - Glee Cast
• DINOSAUR - Slim Dusty
• DINOSAUR - Al Jarreau
• DINOSAUR - Adrian Belew
• DINOSAUR - King Crimson
• DINOSAUR - Lovedrug
• DINOSAUR - Corbin & Hanner
• DINOSAUR - Kisschasy
• DINOSAUR - Gay Dad
• DINOSAUR - Mr. Lawrence

Hey man them ain't high heeled sneakers
And they sure don't look like cowboy boots
And that ain't rock and roll you're playin'
And it sure ain't country or rhythm and blues
You're singin' a song about makin' love to your drummer
Well gay guitar-pickers don't turn me on
And we don't all get into Donna summer
Do you happen to know any old hank Williams songs
'Cause you see I'm a dinosaur
I should've died a long time before
Have pity on a dinosaur hand me my hat
Excuse me man but where's the door
It used to be I had a lotta fun in this old hangout
We'd get stoned at the jukebox and stay outta fights
Now and then we'd light a little smoke in the truck out back
Aww, then a little old Jim beam and we'd get right
And you know these flashing lights sure make me dizzy
And this disco's very strange to my ear
It looks like they've turned the longhorn into a spaceship
And I'll be leavin' just as soon as I finish this beer
'Cause you see I'm a dinosaur
Should've died a long time before
There's a whole lotta dinosaurs
Give us our hats, excuse me man but where's the door

Chours:
D-I-N-O-S-A-U-R
A dinosaur
D-I-N-O-S-A-U-R
A dinosaur
O-L-D M-A-N
Your just an old man
Hitting on me what?
You need a cat scan
Verse 1:
Old man
Why are you starrin' at me
Mack on me and my friends its kinda a creepy
You should be prowling around the Old folks home
Come on dude!
Leave us alone
At first we thought that it was kind of ew when
We saw that you were like a billion
And still out tryin' to make a killin'
Get back to the museum
Chours:
D-I-N-O-S-A-U-R
A dinosaur
D-I-N-O-S-A-U-R
A dinosaur
O-L-D M-A-N
Your just an old man
Hitting on me what?
You need a cat scan
That's what you are HA!
Hey dinosaur
baby, you're prehistoric
Hey dinosaur
That's what you are HA!
Hey carnivore
you want my meat, I know it
Hey dinosaur
That's what you are HA!
You're pretty old hahaha
Verse 2:
Not long til' your a senior citizen
And you can strut around with that sexy tank of oxygen
Honey your toupee is fallin' to your left side
Get up and go bro!
Oh wait your fossilized HA!
You sat down bought me a martini
Wont go away my hips are in sinking
Then you say, "wanna come with me?"
I'm about to barf, seriously
D-I-N-O-S-A
You are a dinosaur
D-I-N-O-S-A
You are a dinosaur
O-L-D M-A-N
Your just an old man
Hitting on me what?
You need a cat scan
Hey dinosaur
baby, you're prehistoric
Hey dinosaur
That's what you are HA!
Hey carnivore
you want my meat, I know it
Hey dinosaur
That's what you are HA!
Hey dinosaur baby,
you're prehistoric
Hey dinosaur
That's what you are HA!
Hey carnivore
you want my meat, I know it
Hey dinosaur
That's what you are HA!
D-I-N-O-S-A
You are a dinosaur
D-I-N-O-S-A
That's what you are HA!
D-I-N-O-S-A
You are a dinosaur
D-I-N-O-S-A
That's what you are HA

Oh the dinosaur was a great big thing, he got bigger
every day,
It got so big that it ate and ate 'til it ate it all
away,
Oh, you couldn't hurt that old dinosaur, it had a hide
like armour plate,
But when it wasn't eating right, he died beneath the
weight,
Yes the dinosaur was a great big thing, but now it is
no more,
And I feel that we can learn a lot, from that poor old
dinosaur.
[Instrumental]
Now when I think of the dinosaur, I think of the world
today,
I wonder if we like the dinosaur will waste it all
away,
Yes all those ships and guns and planes and all that
armour plate,
Oh it seems to me already that they're struggling
beneath the weight,
Oh, the dinosaur was a great big thing but it had a
tiny brain,
So it really makes me wonder why we're doin' the same.
[Instrumental]
Oh, they'll stand 'til doom and their brand of right
While the truth is stirrin' the toss,
Bit it seems to me already that the dollar is the boss,
Oh, the end's gonna come and go while they're standin'
on their heads,
Oh, it standing on their dignity too stubborn to change
or bend,
And all the while those sleek machines, eat up more and
more,
And it makes me think once again, that poor old
dinosaur.
{instrumental]
Yes the dinosaur was a great big thing, he got bigger
every day,
It got so big that it ate and ate 'til it ate it all
away,
Yes the dinosaur was a great big thing, but now it is
no more,
And we should learn before it's too late from that poor
old dinosaur,
Yes we should learn before it's too late from that poor

hip horray for true love that's unconditional
just your baby, no pistol by your side
nothing wrong with a love of god traditional
making bridges or shoestrings all with pride
silver and gold obsessionals
pilfering's become an art
war and deceit professionals
and it breaks my heart, or am i just.
one more late, great dinosaur.
hip hooray for the solid citizensational
hale to caesar and praise to God on high
i'm working hard but i got two weeks vacational
made me mad when melodic music died.
i've heard the forest weeping
rivers that cease to roar
gone with thy brothers keeping
and it melts my core, or am i just
one more late, great dinosaur.
i'll keep the watch the waiting
you'll help me keep the door
the witness participating
so it breaks no more, or am i just
one more late
one more great

Long ago and far away in a different age
when I was a dumb young guy
fossilized photos of my life then
illustrate what an easy prey I must have been
standing in the sun, idiot savant
something like a monument
I'm a dinosaur, somebody is digging my bones
Ignorance has always been something I excel in
followed by naivet
and pride
doesn't take a scientist to see how
any clever predator could have a piece of me
standing in the sun, idiot savant
something like a monument
I'm a dinosaur, somebody is digging my bones
When I look back on the past
it's a wonder I'm not yet extinct
all the mistakes and bad judgments I made
nearly pushed me to the brink
it doesn't pay to be too nice,
it's the one thing I have learned
still I made my fossil bed
now I toss and turn

Long ago and far away in a different age
When I was a dumb young guy
Fossilized photos of my life then
Illustrate what an easy prey I must have been
Standing in the sun, idiot savant
Something like a monument
I'm a dinosaur
Somebody is digging my bones
I'm a dinosaur
Somebody is digging my bones
Ignorance has alway been something I excel in
Followed by naivety and pride
Doesn't take a scientist to see how
Any clever predator could have a piece of me
Standing in the sun, idiot savant
Something like a monument
I'm a dinosaur
Somebody is digging my bones
I'm a dinosaur
Ooh, when I look back on the past
It's a wonder I'm not yet extinct
All the mistakes and bad judgments I made
Nearly pushed me to the brink
It doesn't pay to be too nice
It's the one thing I have learned
Still, I made my fossil bed
And now I toss and turn
I'm a dinosaur
Somebody is digging my bones
I'm a dinosaur
Somebody is digging my bones
I'm a dinosaur
Somebody is digging my bones
I'm a dinosaur

Fever = Drugs, Money = Blood
Is it bad to love?
I got no faith in these dogs or my chance of survival, ho-hum
I got no cure for these kids or their cancerous rivalry
So dumb they go and go again
I got no need for these clothes when you get my blood boiling
My friend, I got no way to feel bad while your tree of life grows in it, it
Grows in it
We get so high, we get so low
We were dinosaurs in the end
We were dinosaurs in the end
We were carnivore to pretend
That we'd opt out of survival
In lieu of some revival pretense
Got this belly of salt and a mouth full of glass teeth
I'm a fix, I'm a junkie, I'm a pirate
I'm a love maker, falling

words & music by Bob Corbin
pub. by Sabal Music, Inc.(ASCAP)
Hey man, them ain't high heel sneakers
And they sure don't look like dancin' shoes
And that ain't rock 'n roll you're playin'
And it sure don't sound like rythmn and blues
You sing a song about makin' love to your sister
Well I think I'd rather hear Johnny B. Goode
And what's that stuff you've got on your face Mister
Is there something I don't know that I should
And I guess I'm a
(Chorus)
Dinosaur
Should've died out a long time before
Have pity on a dinosaur
Hand me my hat, excuse me M'amBbut where's the door
Used to be, I had a lot of fun in the city
I listened to the jukebox and tried to stay out of fights
And now and then a sweet young girl in a red dress
All gussied up, man what a sight....and you know that
Flashing lights sure make me dizzy
And the music's very strange to my ear
It looks like they turned Smokey Joe's into a spaceship
I'll be leaving just as soon as I finish my beer
And I must be a
(Repeat chorus)
I had a dream, they put me in a museum
Right up beside the dinosaurs
And at my feet lay the fender of my old Chevy
And it read Missing Link....1964
And I must be a

Trying to beat my misery,
Don't wanna go across the sea,
And if I could take you everywhere,
There'd be no cause for my despair,
And I know we won't touch for months,
And your smell will evade me,
But our love could survive a war,
Without the slightest sore,
I know you suffer for my art,
Always pulling us apart,
You're forever in my brain,
Even when I cause you pain,
And I know I can't taste your skin,
With an ocean between us,
But our love is a dinosaur,
Hear it roar,
And I know we won't touch for months,
And your smell will evade me,
But our love could survive a war,
Without the slightest sore,
And I know I can't taste your skin,
With an ocean between us,
But our love is a dinosaur,
Hear it rawr,

If i was a dinosaur ide be called megasoreass oh yeh
and i would live in my lair
with dirty underwair
sitting on a chair
eating a pair full of hair
Then i would manually rape other dinosaurs coz im a gay dinosaur named barney and i like playing with little kids

I've been a mess I've been a fool
a fool for doing things I do
a fool who pulls a trick or two
what a disaster what a shame
what a shame you don't know my name
names are for tombstones anyway
hell I'm green
and I don't know too much of anything
both rags and crowns I've seen
never a preacher in a boxing ring
dinosaur dinosaur
hey aren't you in us all
dinosaur dinosaur
the symbol of rise and fall
there have been times of fake caress
times when I could not care less
times I said no when it should've been yes
it takes a pair of golden hands
to change the luck of a boogeyman
the kind of man I think I am
I can't explain these twists
with nothing else but pain
caused by cheap paperbacks
and gallons of champagne
I've got the creeps I'm gonna
jump right out of my head