Izzard, Eddie Filmography

• Dear Mister Fantasy (2014)
• Perspectives: Sergeant on Spike (2012)
• Mockingbird Lane (2012)
• The Secret Policeman's Ball 2012 (2012)
• The Secret Policeman's Ball (2012)
• Lucky Sexy Winners (2012)
• Treasure Island (2012)
• Lost Christmas (2011)
• Cars 2 (2011)
• The Big Fat Quiz of the Year (2011)
• Lost Christmas (2011)
• Eddie Izzard: Live at Madison Square Garden (2011)
• QI Genesis (2011)
• Eddie Izzard: Live at Madison Square Garden (2011)
• Huge (2010)
• Every Day (2010)
• 25th Film Independent Spirit Awards (2010)
• Alabama (2010)
• The Sweeney: The Life and Work of Jim Sweeney (2010)
• Sport Relief 2010 (2010)
• Believe: The Eddie Izzard Story (2009)
• Rage (2009)
• Eddie Izzard: Live from Wembley (2009)
• Eddie Izzard: Stripped (2009)
• Morecambe and Wise: The Show What Paul Merton Did (2009)
• Eddie Izzard: Live from Wembley (2009)
• Eddie Izzard: Stripped (2009)
• Fawlty Exclusive: Basil's Best Bits (2009)
• Eddie Izzard: Live from Wembley (2009)
• Eddie Izzard: Stripped (2009)
• Valkyrie (2008)
• 13th Annual Critics' Choice Awards (2008)
• 50 Greatest Comedy Catchphrases (2008)
• Igor (2008)
• ITV Premiere Special: The Chronicles of Narnia - Prince Caspian (2008)
• The Chronicles of Narnia: Prince Caspian (2008)
• The Chronicles of Narnia: Prince Caspian T4 Movie Special (2008)
• US Election Night (2008)
• Kitchen (2007)
• Across the Universe (2007)
• Ocean's Thirteen (2007)
• 100 Greatest Stand-Ups (2007)
• The World's Greatest Comedy Characters (2007)
• The 61st Annual Tony Awards (2007)
• My Super Ex-Girlfriend (2006)
• The Cast of 'My Super Ex-Girlfriend' (2006)
• The Making of 'My Super Ex-Girlfriend' (2006)
• Diva 51 (2006)
• AFI Life Achievement Award: A Tribute to Sean Connery (2006)
• The Wild (2006)
• The Secret Policeman's Ball (2006)
• My Super Ex-Girlfriend (2006)
• The Comedians' Comedian (2005)
• Romance & Cigarettes (2005)
• Comic Aid (2005)
• The Aristocrats (2005)
• I Told You I Was Ill: The Life and Legacy of Spike Milligan (2005)
• Bill Hicks Live: Satirist, Social Critic, Stand-up Comedian (2004)
• Ocean's Twelve (2004)
• The British Comedy Awards 2004 (2004)
• Blueberry (2004)
• Tribeca Film Festival Awards (2004)
• Comedy Central Presents: 100 Greatest Stand-Ups of All Time (2004)
• Five Children and It (2004)
• Mongrel Nation (2003)
• Eddie Izzard: Sexie (2003)
• Eddie Izzard: Sexie (2003)
• Eddie Izzard: Sexie (2003)
• Mongrel Nation (2003)
• The 57th Annual Tony Awards (2003)
• Eddie Izzard: Circle (2002)
• Spike Milligan: I Told You I Was Ill... - A Live Tribute (2002)
• A Day in the Death of Joe Egg (2002)
• Eddie Izzard: Circle (2002)
• Eddie Izzard: Circle (2002)
• Billy Connolly: A BAFTA Tribute (2002)
• RIP 2002 (2002)
• RIP 2002 (2002)
• Revengers Tragedy (2002)
• The British Comedy Awards 2002 (2002)
• Spike Milligan: I Told You I Was Ill... - A Live Tribute (2002)
• Best Ever Bond (2002)
• The Very Best of 'Have I Got News for You' (2002)
• We Know Where You Live (2001)
• The Cat's Meow (2001)
• All the Queen's Men (2001)
• Shadow of the Vampire (2000)
• Full Mountie (2000)
• Circus (2000)
• Best of British (2000)
• Pythonland (1999)
• Python Night: 30 Years of Monty Python (1999)
• Mystery Men (1999)
• Eddie Izzard: Dress to Kill (1999)
• The Criminal (1999)
• Billy Connolly: Erect for 30 Years (1999)
• Here, There and Everywhere: a Concert for Linda (1999)
• Eddie Izzard: Dress to Kill (1999)
• Eddie Izzard: Dress to Kill (1999)
• Monty Python's Flying Circus: Live at Aspen (1998)
• 30 Years of Billy Connolly (1998)
• Velvet Goldmine (1998)
• The Avengers (1998)
• Comic Relief VIII (1998)
• Monty Python's Flying Circus: Live at Aspen (1998)
• The Unseen Frank Skinner TV Show (1997)
• Eddie Izzard: Glorious (1997)
• Cows (1997)
• Lust for Glorious (1997)
• Eddie Izzard: Glorious (1997)
• Comedy Store (1997)
• Eddie Izzard: Glorious (1997)
• The Secret Agent (1996)
• Hanging Around (1996)
• Je Suis A Stand-Up: Eddie Izzard Abroad (1996)
• Eddie Izzard: Definite Article (1996)
• Eddie Izzard: Definite Article (1996)
• Eddie Izzard: Definite Article (1996)
• Aristophanes: The Gods Are Laughing (1995)
• Unbroadcastable 'Have I Got News for You' (1995)
• Eddie Izzard: Unrepeatable (1994)
• Open Fire (1994)
• Eddie Izzard: Unrepeatable (1994)
• Eddie Izzard: Unrepeatable (1994)
• Totally Bill Hicks (1994)
• Eddie Izzard: Live at the Ambassadors (1993)
• Eddie Izzard: Live at the Ambassadors (1993)

• Lyrics: play full screen play karaoke
• Idéia Certa - Planta E Raiz

E se falando em grana brother
Você diz não ser nada
Mas trocando essa idéia contigo
Eu vejo que você tá numa errada
Apesar da força de vontade
E do amor em se peito
O sistema suga o sangue da galera
E ainda não te deixa agir direito
Mas eu tenho um conselho
Que talvez irá lhe ajudar
Pense apenas no futuro do seu filho
E veja o bem que isso irá proporcionar
A vida é bem mais bela amigo
E foi feita pra viver
Portanto viva a sua
E deixe os outros viverem
A gente tem que se unir
Ao invés que querermos
Matar uns aos outros
Que a gente vai conseguindo
O nosso objetivo pouco a pouco
Que é viver num Brasil
Sem ter a nóia
De deixar sair nossos filhos
E vá pra ponte que partiu
Os que não querem ver
O país nos trilhos

Famous quotes by Eddie Izzard:

"And the National Rifle Association says that, "Guns don't kill people, people do,” but I think the gun helps, you know? I think it helps. I just think just standing there going, "Bang!" That's not going to kill too many people, is it? You'd have to be really dodgy on the heart to have that…"

"‘Cause, "Cake or death?" That's a pretty easy question. Anyone could answer that."

"Puberty is the sickest joke God plays on us. So you're just noticing members of the sex: "Girls girls, ooo". Naturally you want to look your best, and God says "No! You will look the worst you've ever looked in your life!""

"I like my coffee like I like my women. In a plastic cup."

"I wanna live 'til I die, no more, no less."

"But then the Roman Empire fell like this- "oh shit". And we went into"

"Guns don't kill people, people kill people, and monkeys do too (if they have a gun)."

"I grew up in Europe, where the history comes from."

"But with dogs, we do have “bad dog.” Bad dog exists. “Bad dog! Bad dog! Stole a biscuit, bad dog!” The dog is saying, “Who are you to judge me? You human beings who’ve had genocide, war against people of different creeds, colors, religions, and I stole a biscuit?! Is that a crime? People of the world!"

"If you've never seen an elephant ski, you've never been on acid."

"If you go down as a comedian's comedian, that's basically meaning other comedians are hopefully feeling that you're doing okay."

"Animals in the wild are lean, and I think we should be too."

"I don't know what it's like in the U.S. but immigrants in the U.K. do the jobs the citizens won't do."

"I'd be happy to be taken as a woman - and that's what I was initially trying to do when I started throwing on dresses and stuff. But that wasn't going to happen because everyone kept calling me sir. So I thought I'd change the method and just start wearing what I wanted to wear."

"If there is a God, his plan is very similar to someone not having a plan."

"I try to keep performing as much as possible - I just like to. I used to take huge gaps off between gigs, now I just like to do stand-up gigs as much as I can."

"My stand-up is quite good now, people say. It's just like a big conversation each time. Every gig is a rehearsal."

"Religion and philosophy, philosophy and religion - they're two words which are both... different. In spelling."

"I mean, sometimes... a comedian becomes an actor, and they just don't deliver, because the bottom line of comedy is to be funny, and the bottom line of acting is to be truthful, and they get that mixed up sometimes, or don't even notice that that's the thing."

"Boy bands should be exploded from a great height. They're just pretty people singing music written by others."