[Doctor Ice & Mix-Master Ice]
Do they know the deal about us? I don't think they do
Because they ask who are, we what are you new?
We're the double Ices on the rhyme, and on the cut
Stompin out suckers like cigarette butts
Swing it, Ice - To the left? Whatever side feels best
I gotta bust it, yo, bust it, and don't you fess
[Doc starts beatboxing]
Well it's time to get busy ??????
But stay away from girls that got the heebie-geebies
After this scratch then Ice'll conclude
Like my boy Doc would say: rock 'n roll, dude
Sekkle dread
[Mix-Master Ice]
Turn up the volume from the mid to the max
Cause Mix-Master Ice is back
When it come to cuts, most deejays are neglectin it
I'm resurrectin it, puttin a concept in it (say what?)
My hands are bombs, please don't try to detonate
I'm so def, you can't avoid acceptin it
Mix-Master, I can flip disaster
Not too many deejays I know can cut faster
Don't fraudulate, don't try to be a clone
Cause I'm a ninja and I break bones
I stand by myself, not beside myself
This obstacle's impossible for anyone else
So bring a record and watch me wreck it
It's copy-written, BMI-protected
The needle ain't feeble beside my hand
I emphasize my cuts cause I'm the band
So look in the mirror and you'll find out
That I'm one of a kind without no doubt
There's no connection in your profession
You don't have my eyes nor my complexion
Nothin can affect me, nothin can defect me
When I cut, I got my hands to protect me
Makin me a barricade, deejay's can't nah me fade
[EMD]
Shut up and sit up as I wet up the set-up
If you don't like it, punk, get out or get up
Do whatever you wanna do, suck on a lollypop
I'm like the breakball, this is the last stop
I made, the dribbles and dodgin the puppets
Whoever standin in my way is a culprit
On tape, I rape the women with rap
And in the near future their babies will clap
To a sequel that's equally soothin like Nitequil
I know that you thought that I lost it but I will
Keep on producin rhythms even better
If you really love them, then write me a letter
I'm better than best, I'm above all the rest
I can be reached at the fan club address
That's the driving force that encourage me
No rapper worries me, they can't discourage me
I remained since my arrival
Believe in myself and believe in survival
My rappin is edible, sweet like bonbons
I'm ridin the bassdrum to stay in the top-top
Just when you think I'm runnin out of breath
I bounce back with a rap - doubly def
The Educated Rapper's verses will stifle you
Scavengers, novice rappers, you're trifle, you
Haven't the slightest idea how much I ruffle
Your conscience, your insides, I watch you hustle
I don't just talk to be talkin
I don't bop it anyway to be walkin
I just try to be me, E
The only E, - E.M.D.
[Kangol Kid]
Yeah boy, that's my boy E.M.D., Educated Most Definitely
But right about now Kangol is in effect
And I'ma talk to my man Mixmaster Ice
Now check this out
You know that UTFO's all about talkin about young ladies, right?
Right about now we gon' talk about this young lady around the neighborhood, alright?
And this young lady, she is def
Fly, firm, dope, youknowmsayin?
She - yo, she's correct, youknowmsayin?
Now Ice, I want you to tell everybody here how bad this young lady is
Tell em right about now, Ice
[Mixmaster Ice cuts up]
[Run-D.M.C.] (Bad meaning bag, but bad meaning good)
Yeah boy
Now when Ice say a young lady is bad, she is definitely bad, youknowmsayin?
Ice, you see any bad young ladies in the audience?
(Yeah)
Like I thought, homeboy
But back to the young lady, alright?
Check this out
She couldn't stand still for nothin
She was always on the (go)
I mean she would (go) from one guy to another
And then she'd (go) from that guy to another guy
And if there was a whole bunch of guys in the room
Ice, tell me what this young lady would do
(Go) (go) (go) to him
(Go) (go) then to him
[as Mixmaster Ice cuts up "go"]
Then to him, to me, my man B-Fyne, E, Doc, everybody
(Go) (go) (go)
Now you fellas are probably thinkin that eh -
It's kinda hard to get this young lady, right?
But let me tell you:
All you gotta do to this young lady is whistle
[Mixmaster Ice scratches a whistling sound]
And check this out, she's so much on a mission
She'll walk by you and wait for you to whistle
On a serious tip
She'll even hear you if you whistled under water
[Mixmaster Ice makes the whistling sound as if under water]
Back to the ladies
Let me tell you a little somethin
I've seen my man Mixmaster Ice in action
And when my man whistles ladies just cold go nut, youknowmsayin?
Ice, show them what I'm talkin about
[Mixmaster Ice scratches]
But eh - back to the original story, alright?
[as Mixmaster Ice scratches]
Now the young lady I was tellin you about, I ain't tell you her name
But eh - well eh - we call her Technic
Cause she be makin moves, youknowmsayin?
But yo, my man Ice, he video-taped what him and this young lady did, alright?
It was like a movie with Ice in it
Check this out
Started with one finger - two fingers - three fingers - four
His whole hand disappeared, you couldn't see it no more, youknowmsayin?
Now you ladies is gonna like this
My man's wrist disappeared, up to his forearm
Then he started illin with his elbow, serious, with his elbow like this
[Mixmaster Ice scratches]
With his elbow!
Now I know some of you young ladies out there goin, "Euwww, that's gross!"
But you gon' love this
After his arms got tired
All we heard was
[Chuck D] (How low can you go?)
Let me tell you how low he went
My man put his lips against Technic and started illin like this
[Mixmaster Ice scratches]
With his lips!
Ice, was it good?
(Really fresh)
Word em up, boy
[car crashes]
You wanna ride?
[engine starting up]
I got a ride
Hey girl, just imagine me and you, along the road
Switchin from silent gear to a moany mode
All you gonna hear is [ *scratching* ] that's the motor, of course
(But don't let it get hot, or you'll feel the force
Hello, my name is Kangol Kid (You can call him Kangol, if you choose)
I'm Dr. Ice (How can you tell?) You can tell by the mous'
And I'm the Educated Rapper (The brainiac
And Mixmaster) woo-hah (The four is back)
Individually speakin, though I'm speakin for the crew
We all have rides, I hope you fellas do too
Mine is very powerful, yes, this is true
Mine can do tricks (What can yours do?)
Mine won't disagree with me, it's never frontin
All I gotta say is: "Yo, let's go skeezer huntin!"
After those command my ride will stand
Taller and prouder than any man
Crashin through vicious, on wet roads even
In other words, it's (Skeezin season!)
And brakes of course for my protection
So I don't waste my fuel injection
I'm makin it clear, the way I steer
I'll reach my destination - (Ah, I'm here)
I got a ride
I got a ride, and you can look inside
And if I ever die, I wanna die with my ride
I love the way it hugs, the way like it does
You wanna know why? Well, because...
It only takes one passenger when it's hot
Unless I wanna share it, okay, why not?
Just imagine a volcano when it's bound to erupt
(You wanna ride?) Come on girl, hurry up
Tell your mother where you're goin, and don't forget
If your mother wanna come, tell your pops: "Don't fret"
If he wants you home soon, tell him that's insane
(And if he says: "Picture that") consider it framed
(I got a ride) As if you didn't know
And if I catch a flat, girl, give me a blow
Cause I don't carry spares, cause spares, they cost
And plus my nuts are too hard to come off
(You dig it?)
You see, my ride is not a stretch-limo Cadillac
To tell the truth, I think my ride is much longer than that
So if you ever see my ride, girl, face to face
I doubt that it'll fit in your parking space
But I'll (push) if you wanna (push) if I gotta
And we can even (push) for the hell, why nada?
It's lovable and huggable and bendable
I won't sell it to ya, baby, but it's rentable
And if you're wonderin why, I'll tell you what for
(They don't make rides like this no more)
I got a ride
I got a ride, and you can look inside
And if I ever die, I wanna die with my ride
I love the way it hugs, the way like it does
You wanna know why? Well, because...
You see my ride
A lotta fuel you give it, premium or regular
Any kind of fluid from a female etcetera
Four-wheel drive, so I can get there in a giffy
And turbo-jogs in case I'm lookin for a quickie
But the tighter the roads, the harder I'll pursue
And my goal in my life with my ride is to shoot
For the finish line, so I can get there quick
Ask Bobby, Jimmy, Jack, or you can even ask (Dick)
You can even ask my mechanic
When she saw my ride, she didn't panic
You see, I got garages all over these parts
So I can park the ride whenever it gets dark
I got a sunroof, so wide, you can't miss it
Before I stick my head out, I gotta unzip it
Hey yo, I never got a ticket, if I do one day
They'll have a hard time towin this baby away
Ya cold wanna be with me
[CHORUS]
Hey girl, you wanna be with me?
Because I need someone to be with, someone to talk to
You cold wanna be with me
Because you need someone to be with, someone to talk to
You wanna be with me?
Because I need someone to be with, someone to talk to
You cold wanna be with me
Because you need someone to be with, someone to talk to
[Doctor Ice]
Because the way I live nowadays
People are different, they act real funny towards me
They say, I think, I'm nice
Why, because I'm makin records? But I'm still the same Doctor Ice
[Educated Rapper]
The same with me, they make me laugh
People gettin jealous (cause we be signin autographs)
I try to figure it out, no doubt
(But the way things are goin) I'm ready to jet out
[Kangol Kid]
Word, gettin a girl is hard, it ain't funny
Kangol don't know if she want me or my money
So I'm bein picky, cause I ain't sure
And I'm livin a life you might call insecure
[Doctor Ice]
I want a nice individualistic that's not materialistic
Not bein egotistic, ???I decide consentualistic???
The body artistic, a little bit of lipstick
Those the type of girls that make the Doc lovesick
[Kangol Kid]
Well, I'm definitely a lover, hard when I'm undercover
I'll do kinky things to you if you swear not to tell your mother
I'll push, but I won't shove ya, as long as I'm above ya
When I leave just promise me, "Kangol ???? I love ya"
[Educated Rapper]
I want a girl with action, 'control' like Janet Jackson
I hate the dark, I'm on the light so I can see reaction
Against all relaxin, prepare for steady waxin
When you leave you must pay E - for what? - satisfaction
[CHORUS]
[Doctor Ice]
Tired of these girls tryin to play the role
Everytime I see em, they're on a stroll
Teasin the fellas, wearin tight pants
Leadin us on after a slow dance
But in search of love that's how I'm livin
I want a girl to give me the same thing that I am givin
To her, from now till the day I depart
But she's got to be a redbone, a beautiful work of art
That is the way this pisces views
Like Gigi Williams on the Eye-Witness News
I hate a girl that knows every guy
Before you introduce, he already says hi
I feel like punchin her dead in the grill
But that's ill, so Doc just chills
Cause if it's meant to happen, that's how it'll be
Sooner or later you'll cold be with me
[Educated Rapper]
She wants to be with me and I know this for sure
I can tell as soon as she walks through the door
Swings and sways and shakes her stuff like Jello
Waitin for EMD to say hello
Skin-tight clothing with everything left hangin
And all the boys admit that she's well worth bangin
She only talks the talk, never walks the walk
She must be the most ???? up in all New York
Acts like an angel, pretends that she's a saint
A least that's the pretty picture she would love to paint
She's extraordinary, definitely rare
And anyway you want me, baby, I'll be there
I make you feel ??protect??, fill you with bliss
??Send a chill up?? your body with just one kiss
But if you don't show, I won't be stunned
Give your mother my number, I know she'll come
[CHORUS]
[Kangol Kid]
I want a girl that'll turn me on
When I say 'go', I wanna hear her say 'gone'
When I say 'leave', I wanna hear her say 'left'
And if I say 'was it good', she better say 'def'
Cause that's the kinda girl that I am lookin for
I really don't think there are anymore
But if one appears one day
I walk up to her and gently say
[starts singing]
I've been starin at you a while
And everytime you see me starin you crack a smile
You cold wanna be with me, it's true
If you didn't, I wouldn't be next to you
So please stop perpetrating
Girl, I'm tired of waiting
For you to hurry up and make your so-called move
That you been talkin about makin, girl, show and prove
There's really no need to talk about it
You know what I want, so what about it?
We can either go fast or slow
Cause I'll be in and out before you know
You say you're resisting
But yet you're still kissing
Everybody know that I been wantin you to kiss
Hey girl, here's a spot you missed
Get down, get down
Pull your panties down
All I wanna do
(Is put my) uh-uh-uh in you
(Come on girls and let's)
Get down, get down
Pull your panties down
Cause all I wanna do
Is get down
[Kangol Kid]
I got a filthy mouth I know, but I mean well and this I swear
I forgot to mention, it's good intention all inside of here
I see a future for the two of us, so let's not waste no time
If time is fit I get fire lit and I cold make you mine
And make ya
Get down, get down
Pull your panties down
All I wanna do
(Is put my) uh-uh-uh in you
(Come on girl and let's)
Get down, get down
Pull your panties down
Cause all I wanna do
Is get down
[Doctor Ice]
You the girls love to make us guys sweat and beggin, there's no doubt
You make life a bitch and I swear I wish you girls would cut it out
Some women are timid and some are hot
Some give it all up and some do not
Some give it at will and some we force
Employees, meet your new boss
Punch it and
Get down, get down
(Tonight!)
Pull your panties down
(Right!)
All I wanna do
(Is put my) uh-uh-uh in you
(Come on girl and let's)
Get down, get down
(Huh!)
Pull your panties down
(Aah!)
All I wanna do
Is get down
Soundin, soundin kinda funky
Soundin, soundin kinda funky
Soundin, soundin kinda funky
Soundin, soundin kinda funky
Yeah
Don't let no one tell me, tell me
That you ain't gettin down
Don't let no one tell me, tell me
You ain't gettin down
Girl like the man said, baby
Get down, get down
Pull your panties down
Cause all I wanna do
(Is put my) uh-uh-uh in you
(Now come on girls and let's)
Get down, get down
Pull your panties down
Cause all I wanna do
Is get down
[Educated Rapper]
Visa/Mastercard accepted, I will charge you but so much
I take IOU's, and that includes a head charge if you touch
You girls rub yourself all over me make me, rise in nature too
You say yes and no and then I go home with my balls all blue
Why didn't ya
Get down, get down
And pull your panties down
Cause all I wanna do
(Is put my) uh-uh-uh in you
(Come on girls and let's)
Get down, get down
And pull your panties down
Cause all I wanna do
[Kangol]
Yo EMD
[EMD]
Yeah, what's up man?
[Kangol]
There goes that girl they call Roxanne. She's all stuck up
[EMD]
Why you say that?
[Kangol]
Cause she wouldn't give a guy like me no rap
She was walking down the street so I said "Hello
I'm Kangol from UTFO." And she said "So?"
And I said "So?!? Baby don't you know?
I can sing, rap, and dance in just one show
Cause I'm Kangol, Mr. Sophisticata
As far as I'm concerned ain't nobody greater
From beginning to end and, to beginning
I never lose because I'm all about winning
But if I were to lose, I wouldn't be upset
Cause I'm not a gambler, I don't bet
I don't be in no casino, and baby while you knizzow
The izzi is the grizzeat Kizzangizzo."
I thought she'd be impress by my devious rap
I thought I had her caught cause I'm a sinister trap
I thought it'd be a piece of cake but it was nothing like that
I guess that's what I get for thinking, ain't that right, black?
Then crizzi to gizzone and seen number izzone
Crizzin ricking tizza of mizzac mic dizza
With the bang bang, brother I feel bad
But I ain't comitting suicide for no crab
But calling her a crab is just a figure of speech
Cause she's an apple, a pear, a plum, and a peach
I thought I had it in the palm of my hand
But man oh man, if I was grand I'd bang Roxanne
[Chorus:]
Roxanne, Roxanne, can't you understand?
Roxanne, Roxanne, I wanna be your man
[EMD]
You Kango, I don't think that you're dense
Buy you went about the matter with no experience
You should know, she doesn't need a guy like you
She needs a guy like me, with a high IQ
And she'll take to my rap, cause my rap's the best
The educated rapper MD will never fess
So when I met her, I wasted no time
But stuck up Roxanne paid me no mind
She thought my name was Barry, I told her it was Gary
She said she didn't like it so she chose to call me Barry
She said she'd love to marry, my baby she would carry
And if she had a baby, she'd name the baby Harry
Her mother's name is Baby, which is really quite contrary
Her face is really hairy, and you can say it's scary
So isn't not every, her father's a fairy
His job is secondary, in some military
He throws them to an ?electric camp? that wasn't voluntary
His daughter's name is Sherry, his sons are Tom and Jerry
Jerry had the flu but it was only temporary
Back in January, or was it February?
But everytime I say this rhyme it makes me kinda weary
It's only customary to give this commentary
Some say it's bad, some say it's legendary
You can search all you want, try your local library
You'll never find a rhyme like this in any dictionary
But do you know, after all that
All I received was a pat on the back
That's what you get, it happened to me
Ain't that right Mixmaster I-C-E
Chorus
[Kangol]
You thought you had a rose, you thought you was Cupid
But EMD, your rap was plain stupid
I know you're educated, but when will you learn?
Not all girls want to be involved with bookworms
You gotta be strong in a way she can't resist
So educated rapper, huh, bust this...
Since she's a new girl on the block
I had to let her know that I'm the debonoir Doc
I said "I'd like to speak to you if I can
And if I'm correct your name is Roxanne."
She said "How'd you know my name?" I said "It's getting around.
Right now baby you're the talk of the town
Please let me walk you to the corner, my rap will be brief."
She said "I've seen you before, you look like a thief."
I said "Me? The Doc? A hood, a rock?
Running around the street robbing people on the block?
Nah, that's not my style, that crime I'm not related
As far as I'm concerned I'm too sophisticated."
Then it seemed I got busy cause she cracked a smile
That let me know my rap was worth her while
She said "You call yourself a doctor?" I said "This is true."
She said "Explain to me really what doctors must do."
I said "This is very rare because I don't say this every day
There's a million medical skills a doctor displays
Dermatology is treatment of the skin
Infected and you'll see me and you'll know you're again
There's enthesiology, opthomology
Internal medicine and plastic surgery
Orpedic surgery and pathology
A disease involves a change of the body."
She said "Ooooh, that's very unique."
Gave me her number and kissed me on the cheek
She said she had to go but be back by 8
So to call her at 9 to arrange a date
[EMD]
Did you take her to the beach?
[Kangol]
That's what we planned
But she stood me up, Roxanne, Roxanne
Chorus
[Kangol]
And here's our gameplan
[EMD]
The beat is here, so we will reveal it
[Kangol & EMD]
And if you think it's soft, then Roxanne feel it!
(This is far out)
Drop it
Yeah
Dissin all you Robidog deejays that suck
And I ain't gotta call no names
[VERSE 1: Mixmaster Ice]
My name is Mixmaster, battle me if you're able
But for now I'm just chillin and yo, I stay stable
One day I react and then it's slow like radiation
Cause suckers bite my cuts, they keep tracin
Me, fraudulatin, then pretend to be the best
I got hands like bombs and they inflict death
My complexion is cream, my ego won't break
And I don't get conceited to the point where my head inflates
So if you wanna battle me, don't get sloppy
Cause when I start cuttin - yo, you better stop me
(Wack DJ's, he cut the mess out of you)
[VERSE 2: Mixmaster Ice]
It's somethin about my tactic that makes my scratch kick
A lotta disc jockeys bluff but I react quick
Stay nimble, win battles by landslides
Can do a cut better than you with my hands tied
Behind my back, so hold your breath in
I'm expellin a rhyme within a fraction of a second
Jack of all trades, so label me a veteran
You know my crew by the UTFO lettering
My voice box interlocks on any intercom
I only cut to build the biceps on my arm
My name is Mixmaster, deejays be aware
Because I treat my turntables like car ware
And if you wanna battle me from lack of respect
Ts.. balls - my cut is correct
[scratches]
[VERSE 3: Mixmaster Ice]
The M-i-x has a quick reflex
It's like a hologram picture, the plot on the set
I'm not a misfit and yo my cuts get better
Label me awesome, the critics all sever
Me from a amateuristic opponent
You wanna battle me? Ha-ha, postpone it!
You can't make what I innovate
The indicator will break if you record me on tape
And yo, I get with it, keep the needle on the pivot
Leader of the Pack, this title I fit it
Jack of all trades but cuttin is my hobby
So listen to the property, the structure and the body
And if you wanna battle me from lack of respect
Ha.. balls - my cut is correct
[scratches]
[VERSE 4: Mixmaster Ice]
I can take a record apart, then put it back together
I'm clever - never, ever
Lost to any cause, cause it's vital
Practiced and rehearsed to keep this title
I won't be categorized as mediocre
Temper with your psychee and then provoke ya
Runnin off your mouth and talkin crap to me
Is like puttin your dome between a guillotine
It's been that way since block-partyin
I mesmerize your mind, then work your body and
No time for profilin or ladi-dadi-in
This was predetermined since kindergartian
I'll put my 12's in a museum
So fools like you will pay to come see em
And if you wanna battle me from lack of respect
Balls, baby - my cut is correct
[scratches]
My cut is correct
I guess I'm gonna have to just
(Sign em up, s-s-sign em up)
Yeah
(Sign em up, sign em up, sign em up)
(Sign em up, s-s-sign em up, sign em up)
Sign em all up like children
(Sign em up, s-s-sign em up
Sign em up, sign em up, sign em up
Sign em up, s-s-sign em up, sign em up)
[scratches similar to morse code]
Yeah, morse code scratch in effect
UTFO style
[Doctor Ice]
We slay
Put the Mix-Master on the fader
And the rhythm of the cuts are always up to data
Boy, it means nothin if we're rockin the place
Without the tremble of the tweeter and the presence of the bass
Mo' bass!
[Doctor Ice]
No-now-now-now-now...
N-n-n-now when I say bass, not the base of the pipe
(You mean the bass of a drum?) Yo, that type of bass drum
Will make the people feel it, can you feel it? (We feel it, Doc)
Now that that's straight it's my turn to rock
Listen to the lyrics that the Doc expresses on the wax
You can't compare cause I'll (wax) and (tax), so max
If for some reason I lose my space
That's cause I can't (feel the bass)
Understand?
Walk this way cause here's the way we'll be walkin
Brooklyn style is the way we'll be talkin
And if you ain't with it, without a doubt
By some (brothers) from (Brooklyn) you'll (get) stomped (out)
(That's right)
It's time to get stupid and cold serve the place
B-Fine.. (What's up, Doc?) Mo' bass! (Okay)
As I was writin this rhyme I had to make it worth while
For my brother Jalil Whodini style
Servin left to (right) right to (left)
And it's mandatory the Doc must be (def)
As I swing my rhythm to the beat of the drum
If you can't catch my lyrics, just hum
And yo, if you can't feel the bass don't jump on my case
Full Force.. (What Doc?) On bass more bass
[Mix-Master Ice scratches]
(Bass)
[The Educated Rapper]
It's a concentrated bass that's heavy and poundin
Covered with a blanket of vocals that are astoundin
Receivin strenght for my medulla oblangata
Injected in a circular platter
Resent about a feeling, a deja-vu
It's the untouchable Force (cold) comin at you
With a quantity of bass that will make your box boom
Make your heart pump, make you tremble and zoom
And you couldn't replicate it even if you were us
It's the Educated Rapper M.D. plus
(And the girl that bobs her knobs, you'll get a bonus)
After you been taken you might wanna phone us
And give us your opinion of this hellafied medley
With interlude and -mission it's twice as deadly
The people love the menu revolvin in my head
Somehow I feel it's up to me to keep em well fed
(What's your name?) D.M. Reppar Detacude
(Yo, what's that?) That's my name spelled backwards
I'm buggin (you be illin)
Back to boggle, baffle, bewilder, beat
Any opposition that would like to compete
Time has gone by and it's become repetitive
Most records I hear are competative
But it's time to put the ball into swing
And present you with a sample of a different thing
A drum track that's as hard as the ghetto
Makes you wanna frolic like sheep in the meadow
Jump back kick, back and relax
The perpetuity of my voice is reachin the max
Combined with the rhythm that's truly volcanic
No need to worry, no need to panic
Cause we possess the element to put a smile on your face
And it's free imports with bass
[Mix-Master Ice scratches]
(Bass)
[ The Kangol Kid ]
No matter how good you are, there is someone greater
And since I'm greater you'll become my spectator
You'll watch my every motion
You're nothin but a fish inside my ocean
When it come to swimmin I'm a deep sea diver
Some are live but I am liver
I hate to see anyone expressin doubt
He who speaks first will first find out
Those that have ruled in the past are gone
I am now your leader, lord Djengis Khan
Demandin more bass, why? Because you said you would
I'm a vicious and delicious individual
Ladies compare me to a lollypop
I'm not a sucker, I'm a suckee but let me stop
If you're anything like me, then you got taste
So what are you looking for? (More bass, more bass)
So don't let no one say nothing wrong in your face
There's more of us than of them and we demand more bass
It has nothing to do with you, it's just that we call the shots
If you want a explanation of the women I got
Is that a rapper is supposed to be a person that rhyme
(When he's rhymin) you're supposed to have a really good time
(And if you're not) it mean that you're not really havin a ball
Then the rapper probably wasn't really a rapper at all
(More bass) nothin primitive, I mean recent
In other words I mean, raps flowin decent
The beat has got to be the best, it can't be nothin shady
The bigger the beat, the better the bass, baby
Yo man
Do somethin
[Mix-Master Ice scratches]
(The Mix-Master)
[Doctor Ice]
Lethal - meaning - equivalent to deadly
And if you came to battle, homeboy, I hope you're ready
Cause Doc will be the slayer, EMD will be the preacher
Kangol will be the lord while Mix-Master tries to teach ya
Not to fuck with the crew because we take on all comers
Slayin the scums through the winters and the summers
When I perform I wear rings that are nuggets
And you can best believe I'm comin ruff and rugged
Don't get me upset cause I'll persist to doubt you
Beat you in your face cause I don't give a damn about you
I'll make you lose control of your physical anatomy
Smile in my face until I'm gone, then be mad at me
At the Apollo Doctor Ice was cold hearted
I kill all the amateurs before they get started
Whenever I battle it be thunderin and stormin
So don't get nervous, that's just Doc performin
[CHORUS]
Kill the beat!
Kill the beat!
(Kill the beat!)
Kill the beat!
So suckers don't play us close cause we're lethal
[all (Joey Belladonna of Anthrax)]
Pull out the tools, kill all the fools
And all those suckers sellin drugs in schools
(The White House is unaware) Anthrax!
(Watch the ?????) drop the axe
On all the political people
Killin the poor (like a junkie with a needle)
We was born to be rulin, teachin and schoolin
All that's ??????? while on the stage coolin
Devoted to demolish, slay anyone
And so it was written and so it shall be done
Man, if you think I'm bluffin (you ain't seen nothin)
Ass and caps is all we're bustin
[CHORUS]
(Lethal)
[all (Joey Belladonna of Anthrax)]
We only wanna beat you down with sound
(If the girl wanna get it on
Tell the girl) get on the ground
(Rock it to the left, cause I'm not deaf)
(That's the way...) ah-ha ah-ha
The untouchables, puttin heads to bed
Cause (that's the way...) ah-ha ah-ha
[Educated Rapper]
Yo bust it, from state to state they call me the great
In England they call me the educated mate
Cause I'm known to be quiet, at parties we riot
Sometimes I get beside myself, I can't deny it
The rhythm of the beat has EMD on the attack
I'm bad - I'm better - I'm back
(Danny)
(Lethal)
[Kangol Kid (Joey Belladonna of Anthrax)]
I'm lethal, and my venom can kill
There ain't a graveyard I can't fill
With bodies I've tortured, ripped in two
(Why) cause I had nothin better to do
If you ask me again, you'll regret it
My name is Kangol, don't forget it
This message is for the illiterate people
What are we, Anthrax? (We're lethal!
Solid like rock, above yo level
Lethal like a bomb, heavy like metal
Mix-Master, do you agree?)
[DJ scratches "yeah"]
(Well come on, scratch one for me)
[DJ scratches]
[Joey Belladonna of Anthrax]
(Full Force, get busy one time)
Let's get it on
Let's get it on
Skeezer
[Kangol Kid]
Let's get it on, what's the beef?
Is it my breath? No problem, I'll brush my teeth
There's really no reason why you should flake
Unless you got somethin you think I'll take
Whatever you got, homegirl, keep it kept
In due respect Kangol will step
To another young lady that'll keep him warm
Hey, what would you say if I said (let's get it on)
[Educated Rapper MD]
Full-settin introducin, you know the proceedure
If you don't cooperate with me, I don't need ya
Cause if you ain't droppin, I'll stop clockin
And all the pretty girls I don't know I be rockin
British by birth and I'll well endowed
And frontin on me is just not allowed
And if you don't give me what I'm askin you for
You can meet my friend, the door
So long
She woulda got it on
You ugly skeezer
Let's get it on
Let's get it on
[Doctor Ice]
Can I get a witness that this girl is fine?
I never seen her, I heard it through the grapevine
And I'm imaginin how her body would be
Come, get to this, mercy, mercy me
You got to give it up, you need sexual healing
I'm not a troubled man, this is what I'm feeling
You were sanctified, lady, from the day you were born
Distant lover - what's goin on?
Let's get it on
Let's get it on
Let's get it on
(I want you, skeezer)
Let's get it on
[Kangol Kid]
I used to think that you was treatin me wrong
It took a while, I admit, but I caught on
Every day I kept my hands in my pocket
Wonderin when was I gonna knock it
The more I think about it, the more is sweat
The harder you make it, the harder I get
If I didn't want you, baby, I wouldn't've wrote the song
How much I got to pay ya, girl, to make you say (let's get it on)
[Educated Rapper MD]
I love it, girl, when you sit down with me
And if I'm too straight to the point, please, forgive me
I let my fingers do the walkin too much
Come to think about it, that's really not such
A terrible gesture, I should test ya
Tried to get ya even though I just met ya
And if I'm lucky and my rap is strong
You might change your mind and say (let's get it on)
Yo Buckwheat
I'ma give you some light on this one
"Ooh, do that"
[Doctor Ice]
See, I'm a stubborn kind of fellow but I know I can bring
Happiness, cause ain't nothin like the real thing
If this world were mine I'd be also true
Cause I'd truly love do be loved by you
And ain't no mountain high enough to stop this wind
I'll cold hitch-hike, that's the way love is
No need to procrastinate all night long
What other than be me (let's get it on)
[Kangol Kid]
Aight baby, now why you flakin
Ah, you gon' flake
Then I'm just gon' diss you
Your mother so dirty when she go take a bath,
the water jump out and say 'I'll wait'
[differen people in different accents]
Your mother so skinny, she can hula-hoop in a Cheerio
Your mother hair is so short, she rose her hair with a ????
Your mother's so stupid, she got hit by a parked car
Your mother's brain ??????
I heard your mother has three teeth,
one in her mouth and two in her pockets
Yo, I hear your mother got a job at the airport sniffin luggage
I heard your mother glasses are so thick, she can see the future
Your mother so stupid, she asked what army Colonel Abrahams was in
Yo Doc, that skeezer lookin at you
(Let's get it on)
Let's hear she gon'
Let's see she gon' do the do
(Let's get it on)
Yo Ed
Check out them skeezers
(Let's get it on)
I think they wanna get it on
(Doin it)
(Doin it)
(Oh yeah)
[The Blackbyrds] (Oh yeah)
[E.M.D. & Kangol]
No need for an introduction, I ain't on a mission
I bet you'd recognize me if you had a television
For those that aren't fortune, my name is E.M.D.
Kangol is in effect and don't forget the I-c-e
I know you like it when we're (doin it) really, that's the purpose
Here in the flesh, UTFO is at your service
(Oh yeah) what you'll be sayin when it's over
Protestant, Jew, Muslim, Catholic, Jehova
Any type of culture can adjust to our rhythm
Those who can't adjust, we prefer not to be with em
There's a certain chemistry that we have as a team
It's not a mineral, liquid gas or a cream
'Keep it simple, stupid' is the motto that we go by
If you don't agree, don't consider yourself an ally
We're here for a reason, as you see we are pursuin it
And we're doin it, doin it, do-doin it
(Doin it)
(Doin it)
(Oh yeah)
(Oh yeah)
(Doin it)
[E.M.D. & Kangol]
My name is Jeff, call me Jeffrey
But to you it's the Educated Rapper M.D.
My raps are incredible, sweet like bonbons
I won't cheerlead, shake any pompons
To any or many opponents who think they are best
I won't suck up, kiss up to you, I'll just test
You and you in many more ways than one
I'll take time, diss you and still have big fun
(Doin it) really that's the purpose
Here in the flesh, UTFO is at your service
(Oh yeah) what you'll be sayin when it's over
Protestant, Jew, Muslim, Catholic, Jehova
(Doin it) really that's the purpose
Here in the flesh, UTFO is at your service
(Oh yeah) what you'll be sayin when it's over
Protestant, Jew, Muslim, Catholic, Jehova
[E.M.D. & Kangol]
Our teeth are pearly white, we don't need a dentist
We know that we're correct because the people compliment us
Nationwide they love us, no matter where we go
They always say, "I love the part where you say so and so"
We accept the praises, respond with gratitude
This is an album, not an interlude
We keep new tracks stored on our computer
We learned from our experiences, we don't need a tutor
(Doin' It) is the name of this song
Kangol, E and Ice won't do you wrong
(Oh yeah) is what the crowd will say
When the radio stations play
(Doin it) really that's the purpose
Here in the flesh, UTFO is at your service
(Oh yeah) what you'll be sayin when it's over
Protestant, Jew, Muslim, Catholic, Jehova
[Kangol]
Well I'm the K-n-g-l for brothers that can't spell
When you see your posse again, you tell
Em Kangol is back, his crew and his hat
The Educated Rapper, Leader of the Pack is back
We crack necks and re-arrange your bone structure
I'm sharper than any object, boy, that ever cut ya
When you realize you can't hang
Respect will be given to Kang
I know you like it when I'm..
(Doin it)
(Doin it)
(Oh yeah)
(Oh yeah)
[Doctor Ice]
I'm the D-o-c-t-o-r
I'm the star, up to par
Goin real far cause I can go the distance
Other rappers show me resistance
And I shove em in a corner where they belong
As they listen to a rapper that's cock-strong
I don't jibber, jabber, stall the time
Fill the record with a sloppy rhyme
I did and I'm done and I'm doin what I do
And I'm doin it just for you
So kick it off now
(Doin it)
(Doin it)
(Oh yeah)
No one
Nowhere
Comes close
Suckers
Step off
From Brooklyn ?????
Suckers
Diss!
[Kangol Kid]
How dare you tell me in my face that I couldn't rock?
I make the healthiest man on Earth heart stop
If you say another word to interrupt
I'll jump out these speakers, cold fuck you up!
But then again I really shouldn't get involved that deep
When you talk I smell your butt and you just put me to sleep
Thank God I'm only upset, cause if you made me mad
I'd hit you so hard I'd have you callin me dad
Right here on the spot, bustin you in the knot
Before you know it you'll be screamin, "He rock, he rock!"
Was I too fast for ya, wasn't it clear?
The party won't rock unless you get out of here
So take your rat-skin coat and step out the door
Tell your woman stop callin, I don't want her no more
For now slow down, shut up, and then I'll chill
But can't nobody say that I ain't ill
I'm the rudest of the rude muthafuckas alive
There were six of us left and I shot five
To make a long story short and save my breath
I'm the only one left, and yo, I'm def!
When it come to dissin I am the champ
I heard you tried to buy Adidas with your mother's food stamps
Don't know a thing about buyin clothes
Tried to buy Pro-Keds and you got Ked-Pros
Now let me get a little harder
Your mother's pregnant again and I'm the father
And if you think I'm lyin by just a notch
Ask your father, he sat and watched
Diss
[Doctor Ice]
Step off with that old riffin, stop playin me close
I'm not a sucker, I got heart and I'm from the East Coast
5'8" with brown eyes, yo, the girls say I'm cute
But I strap the .45 and I ain't afraid to shoot
I came across brothers who ???bass wasn't blessed???
It phased me none cause I broke ribs and necks
Beat up Jamaicans, Jews, Haitians and Italians
Punched out they tooths and wore them as medaillons
Back in the days we called punks sundullah
When people see Doc, they all hail the ruler
Calvin is cool, but me, I'm much cooler
You riff, you wan get dissed with me, you're not medulla
Cause to be from Brooklyn, yo, that's mandatory
You're from the Island, so get off my territory
I wear black, I never wore purple
If I drew a line where I ruled, you'd walk in a circle
Don't try to play me out, maytag
You better hold my bow and follow my footsteps, fag
Cause this is the Doc with the surgical gas
Dislocate your mouth and you'll be talkin out yo ass
Cause that's what you talk is a bunch of bullshit
While I be cold chillin walkin round with a mitt
I told you when I met you, you know what you can get
Am I upset? Well, just a little bit
I told you before not to get me started
Cause Doctor Ice is gettin cold retarted
After the battle the undertaker will dress you
The good Lord will bless you and the graveyard will rest you
(Last night changed it all)
[Educated Rapper]
I'm as real as reality, not a Greek myth
It's time to let you know who you're fuckin with
My rap is magical, stronger than voodoo
Your style, it stinks, you know, like doodoo
You're shiverin and shakin in your Fruit of the Looms
Keep it simple, stupid, you'll be next to the tombs
Of the other victims, I keep their heads on my shelf
If they were resurrected, they'd kill themself
I'll never say excuse me, move out my way, sucker
You use 'mister', I use 'motherfucker'
You thought that E was more well-respected
Now you know, stupid, expect the unexpected
(Yeah)
(Ah hah)
We got the mouth to be the boss, the heart to back it up
Rhymes come naturally, no need to crack it up
But you inflate, make others sick
And my last and final words is: get off my dick!
(1 out of 12...
1 of 12 men is being burned to death)
[sirens]
(Now that's a fire!)
[all x2]
Treat your woman right
Or get that burning bed at night
You've got to treat her right
Treat her right - treat her right
(Willie!)
[Doctor Ice]
The women of today ain't with it
If you ain't gonna be loyal, forget it
I know the deal, so I admit it
Because I knew a brother that did it
He used to be a nice looking dude, the ladies' choice
He would charm them all with the sound of his voice
He's not a sucker, a bum, the boy ain't soft
He likes to be clean and dress his ass off
He was light-skinned with curly hair
He would make his girl think he was so sincere
Always said "I'm cool," called himself an expert
Comin home every night with lipstick on his shirt
She took it like a champ and let him do it
Until one day he really blew it
Rappin to girls one day by the dozen
And one of those girls was his girlfriend's cousin
He was so blind cause he was on a roll
Comin home drunk one night singin James Brown's soul
"Get up-a!" bangin on the door he said
"Get up-a!" and banged once more
So she opened the door with a smile on her face
Brung him to the bed, untied his shoe lace
Took off all his clothes and then she said
"Good night sucker" - and burned the bed
[all x2]
Treat your woman right
Or get that burning bed at night
You've got to treat her right
Treat her right - treat her right
Burn em up
She only burn you can see what's ugly, Willie
Now you look like Richard Fire
I mean Richard Pryor, Willie
Willie, jump in the pool
(Now that's a fire!)
[Doctor Ice]
So never in life think that you're too great
Cause it's very thin line between love and hate
You see, he wasn't just burned, the boy was torched
Burned from head to toe and then so-and-so was scorched
He's with the same girl, now he's sincerer
She ain't worried about a thing cause he ain't goin nowhere
When I see him now I say "yo bro"
Cause he's the darkest brother that I now know
No more Casanova, that life is over
He used to drink heavy, now he stays sober
She burned him bad, now he stays alert
But I know when they make love, brother, it hurts
You wouldn't think the girl would hurt a fly
But she proved that to be a goddamn lie
From what I recall, he gives her much respect
Point blank, word, she got him in check
[all x2]
Treat your woman right
Or get that burning bed at night
You've got to treat her right
Treat her right - treat her right
[Doctor Ice]
See, you can hit em, beat em, call em a creep
But remember, homeboy, you've got to sleep
So chill, be nice or pay the price
Of bein burned, walk easy like Doctor Ice
Get out the house, Willie!
(Now that's a fire!)
(Fire)
Willie's on..
(Fire)
Get out the house, Willie
(Fire)
Damn, you shoulda seen this..
(Fire)
She burned him bad
Damn Willie
(Fire)
That mama ain't Willie
(Fire)
If his woman ain't Ms. Willhelmina
(Fire)
She burned him up
She burned him up
(Fire)
Don't get the burning bed, Willie
(Fire)
It's too late now
You're blacker than black
(Fire)
You used to be light-skinned, ain't no turnin back
(Fire)
You look like some left-over from a cook-out, Willie
I told you leave that bitch alone
I told ya, Willie
I told ya
Ask yo mama!
Ask your mama
She know, she used to do it too
You can ask your mama
Ask your mama
She know, she used to do it too
You can ask your mama
Mama used to say that I would never change
I bet your mama said it too
Mama said that I was fast for my age
Daddy said that mommy was too
Well, ask your mama
She know, she used to do it too
You can ask your mama
Ask your mama
She know, she used to do it too
You can ask your mama
Mama, tell me why are you ashamed of me?
Was I conceived at both your will?
Sometimes I wonder was I meant to be alive
Was I just a slip of a pill?
Well, ask your mama
She know, she used to do it too
You can ask your mama
Ask your mama
She know, she used to do it too
You can ask your mama
She was a skeezer!
Mama, all I get is B's day after day
I think you want me for yourself
Why, go 'head bitchin 'bout the time I'm comin home
Daddy's bustin nuts somewhere else
Ask yo mama!
Ask yo mama!
Ask yo mama!
Ask yo mama!
You's a ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho
You's a ho, a dirty ho
I saw you kissin' someone underneath the mistletoe
You's a ho (you's a ho), a dirty ho (so dirty), yeah yeah
It was the night before christmas (christmas) and all through the house (house)
A creature was stirrin', she was messing around (she was what?)
'Cause at the party I was deckin' the halls (I was)
She was at the party jugglin' balls (balls, yeah)
I can't believe her, we had a relationship (ship)
I'm so mad, I'mma crap on her christmas gift (crap)
I made her a big fluffy build-a-bear
But now there's going to be doo-doo on her stupid bear
You's a ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho
You's a ho, a dirty ho
I saw you kissin' someone underneath the mistletoe
You's a ho (yo what up this is your boy D-trix), a dirty ho (straight fire check, yo), yeah yeah
You's a ho, ho, ho
I don't know, know, why, why
You would ever say you love me, turn around and lie, lie
Cry, cry so full of sadness and sorrow
Now my heart hurts, Cupid took back his arrow (what?)
My eyes cry tears 'cause I'm sad
Just a fraction
Santa gets you coal 'cause you bad
Michael Jackson (teehee)
Like Rebecca Black this rap is (friday) B.A.D
But you're still a sleaze, I hope you get S.T.D's 'cause
You's a ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho (background fall)
You's a ho (ho), a dirty ho (oh her lips)
I saw you kissin' someone underneath the mistletoe (oh, oh, oh)
You's a ho (yeah Baby), a dirty ho (background fall), yeah yeah
Saw with that stupid tool underneath the mistletoe
Seein' you with someone else makes my blood boil
Just like the soil, you're a dirty, little ho
So go, I don't need a ho that don't got no self-control
My heart, it still aches, this pain I can't take
Go on and leave together 'cause I'll never be your rake
You're a ho, plain and simple, nothing but a filthy trap
You may have lit my life up but now I'm into lamps
You's a ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho
You's a ho, a dirty ho
I saw you kissin' someone underneath the mistletoe
Nice guys finish last that's why I'll treat you like
trash
It's not what I really wanna do
But.. You only date bad guys so I'll give you my best
To.. treat you the way you want me to
I never open the door or pull out a chair
You can tell me how your day was but I don’t really
care
And if you ever get cold, you’ll just have to hack it
Cause I’d be cold too if I gave you my jacket
Like whoa!
You ain’t sitting up front
Front is for the homies, you can sit in the trunk
I never answer my phone whenever you call it
And when the waiter brings the bill
I never reach for my wallet
Nice guys finish last that’s why I’ll treat you like
trash
It’s not what I really want to do
But.. You only date bad guys so I’ll give you my best
To treat you the way you want me to (ohooh)
And Imma beat you in every competition
Going out with the girls, you better get my permission
Wait no! I take that back, you can’t go
House is on tonight and that’s my favorite show
"Do I look fat in this dress?"
Hell yeah! You do!
Wait let me speak your language
Cows go mooo(mooo-oooo-ooo-ooooohh)
Nice guys finish last that’s why I’ll treat you like
trash
It’s not what I really want to do
Oh.. You only date bad guys so I’ll give you my best
To treat you the way you want me to
But behind the scenes, she means the world to me
I wanna tell her that she’s beautiful
And show her that she’s loved
Hold her hand when she’s scared (hold her)
Tell her how much I care (tell her)
But that won’t win her heart because…
Nice guys finish last that’s why I’ll treat you like
trash
Not what I really want to do
But.. You only date bad guys so I’ll give you my best
To treat you the way you want me to (ohooh)
