Walsh, Joe Filmography

• The Odd Life of Timothy Green (2012)
• All Hallows Evil: Lord of the Harvest (2012)
• The Lost Valentine (2011)
• Lottery Ticket (2010)
• Abandoned (2010)
• Good Intentions (2010)
• Madea Goes to Jail (2009)
• Not Since You (2009)
• Ben 10: Alien Swarm (2009)
• Van Wilder: Freshman Year (2009)
• Three Can Play That Game (2007)
• Motives 2 (2007)
• The Last Adam (2006)
• Guest Check (2006)
• Madea's Family Reunion (2006)
• Broken Bridges (2006)
• Warm Springs (2005)
• Diary of a Mad Black Woman (2005)
• Prayers from Pelham (2005)
• The Gospel (2005)
• The Unseen (2005)
• Land of the Free (2004)
• Just Asking for It (2004)
• Delivery Boy Chronicles (2004)
• The Wool Cap (2004)
• Bobby Jones: Stroke of Genius (2004)
• Motives (2004)
• The Adventures of Ociee Nash (2003)
• Performance Anxiety (2003)
• Tara (2003)
• Run Ronnie Run (2002)
• Miss Lettie and Me (2002)
• Petunia (2002)
• Losing Grace (2001)
• Boycott (2001)
• Unshackled (2000)
• Unshackled (2000)
• The Price of a Broken Heart (1999)
• A Season in Purgatory (1996)
• Andersonville (1996)

Walsh, Joe Filmography

• The 54th Annual Grammy Awards (2012)
• 17th Annual Critics' Choice Movie Awards (2012)
• All You Need Is Klaus (2010)
• Rock the Cradle (2008)
• The Big O in Britain (2008)
• Eagles: The Farewell 1 Tour - Live from Melbourne (2005)
• The Strat Pack (2005)
• House of Cards (2001)
• Improv All Stars (2001)
• ABC 2000: The Millennium (1999)
• Eagles: Hell Freezes Over (1994)
• The 21st Annual American Music Awards (1994)
• Ringo Starr Going Home (1993)
• American Bandstand's 40th Anniversary Special (1992)
• Guitar (1991)
• Leyendas de la guitarra (1991)
• Late Night with David Letterman: 6th Anniversary Special (1988)
• Offshore Television (1988)
• The Blues Brothers (1980)
• Zachariah (1971)

Walsh, Joe Filmography

• Seven Islands (1998)
• Stone Coats (1996)
• Two If by Sea (1996)
• Ten (1994)
• Ten (1994)
• Superman II (1980)

• Lyrics: play full screen play karaoke
• All Night Long - Joe Walsh
• Happy Ways - Joe Walsh
• Time Out - Joe Walsh
• Take a Look Around - Joe Walsh
• Song For Emma - Joe Walsh
• Ordinary Average Guy - Joe Walsh
• Wolf - Joe Walsh
• Tend My Garden - Joe Walsh
• The Bomber - Joe Walsh
• Funk 49 - Joe Walsh
• Life's Been Good - Joe Walsh
• Midnight Visitor - Joe Walsh
• Meadows - Joe Walsh
• Comin' Down - Joe Walsh
• Ashes The Rain And I - Joe Walsh
• Dreams - Joe Walsh
• In My Car - Joe Walsh
• YOU MIGHT NEED SOMEBODY - Joe Walsh
• Ilbts - Joe Walsh
• I'll Tell The World About You - Joe Walsh
• I'll Tell The World - Joe Walsh
• Welcome To The Club - Joe Walsh
• Walk Away - Joe Walsh
• Turn to Stone - Joe Walsh
• The Confessor - Joe Walsh
• Rosewood Bitters - Joe Walsh
• Rocky Mountain Way - Joe Walsh
• No Peace In The Jungle - Joe Walsh
• Mother Says - Joe Walsh
• Falling Down - Joe Walsh
• County Fair - Joe Walsh
• A Life Of Illusion - Joe Walsh

We get up early and we work all day
We put our time in 'cause we like to stay up
All night long
All night long
We keep on grinnin' 'til the weekend comes
Just a pinch between your cheek and gums
All night long
All night long
Start in the morning and get the job done
Take care of business and we have some fun
All night long
All night long
We like a long neck and a good old song
Turn it up and then we'll sing along
Sing along
Oh, we're stayin' up
all night long
(instrumental)
All night long
All night long
All night long

Looking at the good things all around me
Smiling at the people that won't believe
My happy ways may raise a question
There is no answer, except in my dreams
There is no way to capture the sunshine
But it is foolish to fill from the night
Perfection, they say, will not last forever
But I can't help feeling someday it might
La-la-la-la
La-la-la-la
La-la-la-la
La-la-la-la
Then something happens, it seems to go bad
Cancel the feeling, and look to the sky
No need to worry about consequences
Give it a giggle, instead of a sigh
Yeah, oh yeah
La-la-la-la
La-la-la-la
La-la-la-la

Goin' through the motions
Tryin' not to snore
Didn't know the gun was loaded
Goin' through my motion
Caught without an oar
Someone said they all were phony
Time out, save the play
Try to make the lie last
Any old way you can
Signed out all the way
When you speak your mind out
Never say what you plan
I met her in the hallway
Bangin' on the door
Askin' what the funny smell was
Wake you up and tell you
It's OK to sleep some more
By the way, is there any you can sell us?
So your case is gettin' hotter
Hear me tell you, Jack
Stick 'em up, you've just been busted
Your basement's full of water
Got above the tide
Hope to God the pump ain't rusted
Time out, save the play
Trying to make the lie last
Any old way we can
So signed out flown away
When you speak your mind out

You will never see me
Walking around feeling low
You will never hear, there
Goes a man who doesn't know
Too many roads to walk
Too many things to do
Too many words to talk
Moments too few
I don't think you know
Though you've been told a million times
It's not clear to see
Unless you read in between the lines
Look out your window
When did it start?
Nothing's for certain
It's just a part
If you're feeling low, no
And your world comes tumbling down
If you see how time stops
Better take a look around
Good things must end
They never last
Look to tomorrow

There's a feeling I get
When I look to the sky
As if someone is watching
Someone hears every word
We are filled with regrets
It was such a short time
But we told Him we loved you
Hoping somehow He heard
We hoped He heard
You were with us for a while
And He took you
And He made your mama cry
I can see it in her eyes
There's a question as to why?
And after all this time
Still I find that I'm without an answer
Goodbye

I'm just an ordinary average guy
My friends are all boring
And so am I
We're just ordinary average guys
We all live ordinary average lives
With average kids
And average wives
We all go bowling at the bowling lanes
Drink a few beers
Bowl a few frames
We're just ordinary average guys
Ordinary average guys
And every Saturday we work in the yard
Pick up the dog do
Hope that it's hard (woof woof)
Take out the garbage and clean out the garage
My friend's got a Chrysler
I've got a Dodge
We're just ordinary average guys
Ordinary average guys
Ordinary average guy
Ordinary average guy
Ordinary average guy

Woke up again this morning
To play another game
It comes without a warning
It's nothing you can name, nothing you can name
It's raining in the meadow
Shepherd's gone to town
Wolf has finished breakfast
No-one else around, no-one else around
And we are feeling fine
Still get lonely, I don't mind
And now we're out of danger
I guess they'll sound, all [Incomprehensible] in the fountain

Would you like to come home with me?
I can think of things to show ya
Thinkin' that I'd like to get to know ya
Mornin' milkman's comin'
Get up, greet my day
Evenin' brings the sun in
Still I find my way
Change of plans, makin' a landin' to see ya
And I do wanna be your man, oh yeah
Sunday, highway drivin'
It all looks about the same
Nowhere, just arrivin'
Still I play the game
I'm home grown, growin' my own and I need ya
Need ya to beg my pardon, to tend my garden
Flowers, she's sittin' for poses
She wants me to sing my song
Hours, she's like a stoned moses

When I became of age my mama sat me down
Said, "Son, you're growin' up, it's time you look around"
So I began to notice some things I hadn't seen before
That's what brought me here knockin' on your back door
Oh, yeah
A closet queen, the bus stop's dream, she wants to shake my hand
I don't want to be there, she decides she can
It's Apple Dan, he's just the man to pick fruit off your branches
I can't sleep, and we can't keep this cattle on my ranches
Oh, yeah
It's too strong, somethings wrong and I guess I lost the feelin'
I don't mind the games you play but I don't like your dealin'
God looked bad, the luck's been had and there's nothin' left to smoke

Sleep all day, out all night
I know where you're goin'
I don't think that's actin' right
You don't think it's showin'
Jumpin' up, fallin' down
Don't misunderstand me
You don't think that I know your plan
What you try'n' to hand me?
Out all night, sleep all day
I know what you're doin'
If you're gonna act that way

I have a mansion, I forget the price
Ain't never been there, they tell me it's nice
I live in hotels, tear out the walls
I have accountants pay for it all
They say I'm crazy but I have a good time
I'm just looking for clues
at the scene of the crime
Life's been good to me so far
My Maserati does 185
I lost my license now I don't drive
I have a limo ride in the back
I lock the doors in case I'm attacked
I'm making records, my fans they can't wait
They write me letters tell me I'm great
So I got me an office gold records on the wall
Just leave a message maybe I'll call
Lucky I'm sane after all I've been through
Everybody says I'm cool (He's cool)
I can't complain but sometimes I still do
Life's been good to me so far
I go to parties sometimes until four
It's hard to leave when you can't find the door
It's tough to handle this fortune and fame
Everybody's so different I haven't changed
They say I'm lazy but it takes all my time
Everybody says Oh yeah (Oh yeah)
I keep on going guess I'll never know why

We were visited last evening
By a servant of the day
He had traveled miles on horseback
To scout his master's way
And he only had a moment
To warm his frozen hands
And though he needed food and rest
He told us of his land
And all too soon he had to leave
Else sleep might block his way
And so he thanked us both and saddled up
And softly rode away
And I caught a glimpse of sun in his eye
And a wheat field in his smile
And I couldn't help but a-thinking

Can't think of any reason
Don't know exactly why
Must be it's out of season
Give it another try
I'm out here in the meadow
Part of an old stone wall
Stand here because you said so
Waitin' around to fall, yeah
Some things are left unspoken
Some things are handed down
The circle stands unbroken
Sending it back around
I've seen you roll in clover
Dressed for a scarecrow ball
Too bad the dance is over
Nothing to show at all
Can't help but feel uncertain
Knowing which way to turn
They want to raise the curtain
And you're holding the words to learn
I'm out here in the meadow
Part of an old stone wall
Stand here because you said so

Comin' down, comin' round to see you
I'm comin' down, comin' round to see you
To see if maybe you know who I am
Comin' down, comin' round to see you

Sometimes I sit and I stare at the rain
Isn't rain filled with sorrow?
Wonder if I'll see my home again
Will it be dry tomorrow?
Time passes softly and I'm a day older
But still I'm living days gone by
Ashes to ashes, the rain's turning colder

Taking the time for dreams
Off to waste the day
Plungin' headlong, yeah
Nothing is what it seems
Only just a word that was said wrong
Takin' the time for dreams, feelin' lazy
And you know there ain't as many
As there was a while ago
I said there isn't any
Goin' down slow
Start to feel the load when they don't care, no
Worry your days away
What's the hurry when you're
Travelin' down a road goin' nowhere
Travelin' down the road
'Cause the woman drives me crazy
And she can't be
Bought with money
Yes, and she's easy on my mind
She thinks my jokes are funny
Makes me feel fine
Yes, she does now
Keeps me in line, just because now
She makes me feel fine
Well if you can
Try to teach them things
That they don't know, yeah
Give 'em a helpin' hand
Make them see
The things there, that don't show
Give 'em a helpin' hand
'Cause we're wastin' time
And no matter what they say now
Well, we don't have very long
Just a dream away
You can come along
Alright, alright now

Doesn't make a difference
I don't care how far
We can go the distance in my car
In my car
Don't bother with directions
Doesn't matter where we are
Cruisin' down the highway
In my car
In my car, I don't need no backseat drivers
Leave 'em all behind
And trouble it can't find me
When I'm in my car
Hey!
In my car
In my car
In my car
In my car
In my car

When somebody
Reaches for your heart
Open up and let it through
'Cause everybody
Needs someone around
When things are comin' down on you
And you discover
When you look around
You don't have to be alone
Just one lover
Is all you need to know
When you're feelin' all alone
You might need somebody
You might need somebody, too woo
(You might need somebody)
Yea, you might need somebody
You might need somebody, too woo
(You might need somebody)
(You might need somebody)
If some fire
Is stirrin' in your heart
And you're sure it's warm and bright
Keep it burnin'
Through the cold and dark
'Cause it can warm a lonely night
You might need somebody
You might need somebody, too woo
Yea, you might need somebody
You might need somebody, too woo
(You might need somebody)
Yea, you might need somebody
You might need somebody, too woo
(You might need somebody)
You might need somebody
(You might need somebody)
(You might need somebody)
(You might need somebody, too woo)
Yea, you might need somebody
You might need somebody, too woo
(You might need somebody)
Yea, you might need somebody
Yea, you might need somebody, too woo
(You might need somebody)
Yea, you might need somebody
(You might need somebody, too woo)
You might need somebody
Yea, you might need somebody
You might need somebody, too woo
Hey barely you might need somebody
(Somebody)

Uh huh
I like big tits
(uh huh uh huh)
You see 'em on the street
left and right
I like big tits (that's right)
I try to look away
but I can't resist
Everytime I try to call it quits
Here come some tits
(that's a big 10-4)
Uh huh
I like big tits (uh huh uh huh)
Tits
Well they come in twos
Hard to choose
your favorite tit
uh huh
I like tits for dinner
Or a noon time snack
I like tits for lunch
a big tit attack
I like tits for breakfast
it's what it is
they're where its at
tits
They give me shivers
when they bounce around
Buckled up or hanging on the ground
I like big tits
uh huh
tits, save it all for me
tits

If I could show you
All of the things, that you'd love to see
And I'd like to start you laughing
All that you want, is my sympathy
Time won't bring back, all the time, going back
So just for the moment
Let your heart, let it fly away
And I'll tell the world about you

If I could show you
All of the things, that you'd love to see
And I'd like to start you laughing
All that you want, is my sympathy
Time won't bring back, all the time, going back
So just for the moment
Let your heart, let it fly away
And I'll tell the world about you

Standin' in the runway wavin' at the plane
There goes everything you own
You called home collect and they didn't know your name
Starin' at the telephone
You thought he was a doctor now he says he's not
But the noises seem to tell for sure
And according to the symptoms it isn't all you got
A shame they haven't found a cure
Didn't know the reason, you start to feel the rub?
You know it isn't easy well, welcome to the club
Well, you thought they'd take it lightly they're actin' kinda rash
Caught you in a loadin' zone
So they smile very politely relieved you of your cash
Suddenly you're all alone
You play the double agent, you bug each other's phone
You got the place surrounded there ain't nobody home
It's gettin' hard to please 'em you start to feel the rub
You know it isn't easy well, welcome to the club

Recorded with The James Gang
Takin' my time
Usin' my line
Tryin' to decide what to do
Looks like my stop
Don't wanna get off
Got myself hung up on you
Seems to me
You don't want to talk about it
Seems to me
You just turn your pretty head
and walk away
Places I've known
Things that I'm growin'
Don't taste the same without you
I got myself in
The worst mess I've been
And I find myself startin'
to doubt you
Seems to me
We talk all night, here comes the morning
Seems to me
You ignore just what was said and
greet the day
(instrumental)
Seems to me
You don't wanna talk about it
Seems to me
You don't wanna talk about it
Seems to me
You just turn your pretty head
and walk away
I've got to cool myself down
Stompin' around
Thinking some words I can't name ya
Meet you halfway
Got nothin' to say
Still I don't 'spose I can blame ya
Seems to me
You don't wanna talk about it
Seems to me
You just turn your pretty head and
Walk away

Hey now, the well run dry
Pages of your book on fire
Read the writing
On the wall
Hoe down, it's a show-down
Ev'rywhere you look, we're fighting
Hear the call
And you know it's gettin' stronger
I can't last very much longer
Turn to stone
Well there's a change in the wind
You know the signs don't lie
Such a strange feelin'
And I don't know why it's takin'
Such a long time
Backyard people
And they work all day
Tired of the speeches and the way
That the reasons keep changin'
Just to make the words rhyme
And you know it's gettin' stronger
Can't make 'em run much longer

If you look at your reflection
in the bottom of a well
What you see is only on the surface
When you try to see the meaning
hidden underneath
The measure of the depth
can be deceiving.
The bottom has a rocky reputation
You can feel it in the distance
the deeper down you stare
From up above it's hard to see
but you know when you're there
On the bottom words are shallow
On the surface talk is cheap
You can only judge the distance
by the company you keep
In the eyes of the confessor
In the eyes of the confessor
There's no place you can hide
You can't hide from the eyes
(of the confessor)
Don't you even try
In the eyes of the Confessor
You can't tell a lie
You cannot tell a lie
(to the confessor)
Strip you down to size
Naked as the day that you were born
Naked as the day that you were born
(instrumental)
Take all the trauma, drama, comments
The guilt and doubt and shame
The what if's and if only's
The shackles and the chains
The violence and aggresion
The pettiness and scorn
The jealousy and hatred
The tempest and discord

Too long on the road, my friend
Too long between rides
Too long between homes again
Too long without someone by my side
And Lord, there's something 'bout a sad song
That helps to ease the pain
Here I am, Lord, just singing up a storm
And I'm all alone again
Too much going down today
Just can't take it in
Too much running 'round today
Can't tell you where I've been
Seems that just like
Singing is the only thing to do
Only thing to help me pass the time
Songs are just like ladies
Can't forget them when you're through
And they're always on your mind
And the rosewood bitters
Help me meet the sunshine in the morning
And the rosewood bitters
Help me through the night when I feel blue
Too few stop to pass the time
Guess, that's how it goes
So sure that there's much more than this
When really no one knows
And easing into midnight
As the bitters pass around
Crying in my beer
Singing someone else's troubles
Help to ease your own
Goodnight, Irene, my dear
And the rosewood bitters
Help me meet the sunshine in the morning
And the rosewood bitters

Spent the last year, Rocky Mountain way
Couldn't get much higher
Out to pasture, think it's safe to say
Time to open fire
And we don't need the ladies cryin'
'Cause the story's sad
'Cause the Rocky Mountain way
Is better than the way we had
Well, he's tellin' us this and he's tellin' us that
Changes it ev'ry day, says, it doesn't matter
Bases are loaded and Casey's at bat
Playin' it play by play, time to change the batter
And we don't need the ladies cryin'
'Cause the story's sad, aha
Rocky Mountain way
Is better than the way we had

Said the mamba snake to the cockatoo
I can't get no sleep like I used to do
All night long, the wild boys run through the streets
They're shootin' up the night, I listen to them fight
There's no peace in the jungle when the moon is high
Watch the war babies go hungry and cry
There's no peace in the jungle when the moon is high
Everybody's fightin', nobody knows why
Why, why, why?
At dawn the refugees are seekin' shelter
And from the violence of the night they run in fright helter skelter
From the volatile eruption and the wolves of war
Nurse their young famine and destruction
There's no peace in the jungle when the moon is high
Watch the war babies go hungry and cry
There's no peace in the jungle when the moon is high
Everybody's fightin' nobody knows why
Why, why, why?
There's no peace in the jungle when the moon is high
Watch the war babies go hungry and cry
There's no peace in the jungle when the moon is high
Everybody's fightin', fightin' know why
No, no, there's is no peace in the jungle
The peace in the jungle when the moon is high
Watch the war babies go hungry and cry
There's no peace in the jungle when the moon is, the moon is high
Everybody's fightin' and don't know why, why?

Mother says, "Be careful
And don't stay out too long
Don't do things you shouldn't
Miss me when I'm gone?
Daddy says, "Not now, son
Well, just do the best you can
And you'll make out somehow, son
Be just like I am, just like I am?
You won't need a reason
She don't let you choose
And so to make the game easy
Mother makes the rules
We all know how the rules are
Changing from day to day
That's the breaks and I'm sorry
Some of us must be going
Some of us have to stay
Some of us may be showing
Some just fade away
It's sad to say it's the ending
All the feelings gone
If you don't mind pretending
You can come along
And Mother says she's ready
And if you have the time
She'll help us all to get steady
Make us all feel better
Make us all feel fine
Make us all feel better

Making no deposit, no return
Making the same mistakes, we never learn
All of the pain in those faces
Trying not to show concern
Spent and broken
Like a worn out subway
Talking in the city
Hanging in the closet, wait in line
When you go by the laws, you pay the fine
I'm burning the candle at both ends
Twice the light in half the time
Damn the calling, feel like I'm falling
Ooh and as the rain doesn't have to hurry in the city
Falls sadly to the ground
Rain doesn't have to hurry in the city
Only way to fall is down
Falling down
But still you're running in a race that can't be won
Aiming hard to fill the spaces when they're gone
Worn out shoes with no laces
Getting too loose to stay on
Back to crawling, feel like I'm falling
Ooh and as the rain takes its time to fall in the city
Falls sadly to the ground
Rain kinda of says it all in the city
Only way to fall is down

Found an old puzzle somebody had quit
Tried a few pieces and hoped that they fit
But they're going together so slowly
It may take me forever to know
If it's only a puzzle
Parts of the puzzle will never be found
And even the pieces are gone
It's a county fair picture, part of 'em's there
Some of the pieces are still at the fair

Sometimes I can't help the feeling that I'm
living a life of illusion
And oh, why can't we let it be
And see thru the hole in
this wall of confusion
I just can't help the feeling I'm
living a life of illusion
Pow, right between the eyes
Oh, how nature loves her little surprises
Wow, it all seems so logical now
It's just one of her better disguises
And it comes with no warning
nature loves her little surprises
Continual crisis
(instrumental)
Hey, don't you know it's a waste of your day
Caught up in endless solutions
That have no meaning, just another hunch
Based upon jumping conclusions
Caught up in endless solutions
Backed up against a wall of confusion

Famous quotes by Joe Walsh:

"He's going mid-week for them but he'd be at the top of my rotation."

"I think that's what's a little bit of a change. They always have been a high-scoring team, but they also have pitching depth. They have guys who could pitch on our staff on the weekends, that's for sure . . . and they have guys on defense making plays."

"I'm trying not to speculate. A lot of people are speculating wildly about what happened and then in an e-mail you find out it's wrong."

"We'll have first-aid golf carts outfitted so you can lay people on a stretcher, just like we had at the old stadium."

"I just thought it would be something for the kids to enjoy,"

"From there it got tough and Canby was very good on the free-throw line. But again, our kids played hard, left tired, but winning second was really nice for them."

"We're looking at it that we're still one team. We want to put on blinders for now."

"The goal for this program was to open the door to sport for these service members, and it's clear we did that, ... With the programs being organized at the military and VA medical centers, I am optimistic that this introduction has started some of these service members down the road to everyday activity in sport."

"But now we're here we have bought a few things. They were offering discounts, and my wife can't help herself when it comes to a bargain."

"I can't complain, but sometimes I still do."

"I think the latest estimates were that we have about 250,000 millionaires and billionaires. President Obama wants to increase their taxes 13 percent."

"I'm running against a woman who's got David Axelrod and Rahm Emanuel running her campaign."

"If you raise taxes on millionaires and billionaires, you'll do nothing to address the debt and the deficit. And the thing you might do is you might finally put this economy over another cliff. These millionaires and billionaires are the folks that try to create jobs and help grow the economy."

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"I probably hold more town halls than any member of Congress."

"Any man and woman, and I've been on the record, any man or woman who wears the uniform and serves this country is a hero. I've said that repeatedly at all the town halls I've had."

"Every veteran is a hero."