Myers, Mike Filmography

• Oscar Etiquette: Deleted Scenes (2012)
• Oscar Etiquette: Deleted Scenes (2012)
• The History of Canadian Humour (2012)
• Everything or Nothing: The Untold Story of 007 (2012)
• Oscar Etiquette (2012)
• Oscar Etiquette (2012)
• 10th Annual TV Land Awards (2012)
• Rube (2011)
• Shrek: Once Upon a Time (2011)
• Saturday Night Live Backstage (2011)
• Saturday Night Live Backstage (2011)
• Rube (2011)
• Saturday Night Live Backstage (2011)
• Donkey's Christmas Shrektacular (2010)
• Shrek Forever After: The Animators Corner (2010)
• Shrek Forever After (2010)
• Scared Shrekless (2010)
• AMC News Special: The Stories of Tribeca (2010)
• Almost Famous II (2009)
• Saturday Night Live: Just Shorts (2009)
• Saturday Night Live Sports Extra '09 (2009)
• Inglourious Basterds (2009)
• 2008 MTV Movie Awards (2008)
• Mike Myers and 'The Love Guru': An Inside Look (2008)
• The Love Guru (2008)
• The Love Guru (2008)
• The Love Guru (2008)
• 2008 MTV Movie Awards (2008)
• 2008 MTV Movie Awards (2008)
• 50 Greatest Comedy Catchphrases (2008)
• The Love Guru (2008)
• The Love Guru (2008)
• The 6th Annual TV Land Awards (2008)
• The Love Guru (2008)
• Saturday Night Live in the '90s: Pop Culture Nation (2007)
• Saturday Night Live in the '90s: Pop Culture Nation (2007)
• Shrek the Halls (2007)
• Shrek the Third (2007)
• Shrek the Third: UK Premiere Special (2007)
• 100 Things You Always Wanted to Know About Shrek But Were Afraid to Ask So We're Gonna Tell You Anyway Movie Special (2007)
• AFI Life Achievement Award: A Tribute to Sean Connery (2006)
• When the Levees Broke: A Requiem in Four Acts (2006)
• Home (2006)
• Night of Too Many Stars: An Overbooked Event for Autism Education (2006)
• Stars on Trial (2005)
• A Concert for Hurricane Relief (2005)
• Best Ever Family Films (2005)
• Britain's 50 Greatest Comedy Sketches (2005)
• Comedy Gold (2005)
• Saturday Night Live in the '80s: Lost & Found (2005)
• Saturday Night Live: The Best of Alec Baldwin (2005)
• Saturday Night Live: The Best of Commercial Parodies (2005)
• Saturday Night Live: The Best of David Spade (2005)
• Saturday Night Live: The Best of Jon Lovitz (2005)
• The 31st Annual People's Choice Awards (2005)
• The 77th Annual Academy Awards (2005)
• The Comedians' Comedian (2005)
• Ultimate Super Heroes, Vixens & Villains (2005)
• Saturday Night Live: The Best of Jon Lovitz (2005)
• Shrek 2 (2004)
• The Teen Choice Awards 2004 (2004)
• Britney Spears: Greatest Hits - My Prerogative (2004)
• The Greatest Canadian (2004)
• Far Far Away Idol (2004)
• Saturday Night Live: The Best of Tom Hanks (2004)
• Nickelodeon Kids' Choice Awards '04 (2004)
• The Tech of Shrek 2 (2004)
• Michael Moore, el gran agitador (2004)
• Saturday Night Live: The Best of Tom Hanks (2004)
• Meet the Cast of Shrek 2 (2004)
• Shrek 4-D (2003)
• Nickelodeon Kids' Choice Awards '03 (2003)
• Night of Too Many Stars (2003)
• Nobody Knows Anything! (2003)
• View from the Top (2003)
• VH1 Big in 03 (2003)
• The Ultimate Clip Collection: Alice Cooper (2003)
• The Osbourne Family Christmas Special (2003)
• 2003 MTV Movie Awards (2003)
• Dr. Seuss' The Cat in the Hat (2003)
• The 55th Annual Primetime Emmy Awards (2003)
• Austin Powers in Goldmember (2002)
• The True Meaning of Christmas Specials (2002)
• Austin Powers in Goldmember (2002)
• Gilda Radner's Greatest Moments (2002)
• Austin Powers in Goldmember (2002)
• Austin Powers in Goldmember (2002)
• Austin Powers in Goldmember (2002)
• Austin Powers in Goldmember (2002)
• The 59th Annual Golden Globe Awards (2002)
• VH1 Big in 2002 Awards (2002)
• MTV Video Music Awards 2002 (2002)
• Austin Powers in Goldmember (2002)
• There's Only One Paul McCartney (2002)
• The World of Austin Powers (2002)
• America: A Tribute to Heroes (2001)
• Nickelodeon Kids' Choice Awards (2001)
• Creating a Fairy Tale World: The Making of 'Shrek' (2001)
• Shrek (2001)
• Shrek in the Swamp Karaoke Dance Party (2001)
• Shrek in the Swamp Karaoke Dance Party (2001)
• The 73rd Annual Academy Awards (2001)
• The Concert for New York City (2001)
• 2001 MTV Movie Awards (2001)
• Saturday Night Live: Game Show Parodies (2000)
• 2000 MTV Movie Awards (2000)
• The Beatles Revolution (2000)
• The 2000 Canadian Comedy Awards (2000)
• Lord Stanley's Cup: Hockey's Ultimate Prize (2000)
• The 72nd Annual Academy Awards (2000)
• Lux (2000)
• Saturday Night Live: Game Show Parodies (2000)
• Behind the Scenes of 'Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me' (1999)
• Mystery, Alaska (1999)
• 1999 MTV Movie Awards (1999)
• Madonna: The Video Collection 93:99 (1999)
• Comedy Central's Canned Ham: The Dr. Evil Story (1999)
• Saturday Night Live: The Best of Dana Carvey (1999)
• Saturday Night Live: The Best of Dana Carvey (1999)
• Saturday Night Live: The Best of Adam Sandler (1999)
• SNL: 25 Years of Music (1999)
• Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me (1999)
• Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me (1999)
• Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me (1999)
• Comedy Central's Canned Ham: The Dr. Evil Story (1999)
• Saturday Night Live: The Best of Dana Carvey (1999)
• 1999 MTV Movie Awards (1999)
• Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me (1999)
• 1999 MTV Movie Awards (1999)
• Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me (1999)
• And the Word Was Bond (1999)
• Saturday Night Live: The Best of Dana Carvey (1999)
• The 71st Annual Academy Awards (1999)
• Saturday Night Live: The Best of Chris Rock (1999)
• Comedy Central's Canned Ham: The Dr. Evil Story (1999)
• Saturday Night Live 25 (1999)
• Saturday Night Live Christmas (1999)
• Saturday Night Live Christmas (1999)
• AFI's 100 Years... 100 Stars: America's Greatest Screen Legends (1999)
• Saturday Night Live: The Best of Chris Rock (1999)
• Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me (1999)
• MTV Uncensored (1999)
• Saturday Night Live: The Best of Mike Myers (1998)
• Saturday Night Live: The Best of Phil Hartman (1998)
• Saturday Night Live: The Best of Steve Martin (1998)
• Saturday Night Live: The Best of Steve Martin (1998)
• Saturday Night Live: The Best of Chris Farley (1998)
• The 1998 Annual ShoWest Awards (1998)
• The 40th Annual Grammy Awards (1998)
• The 70th Annual Academy Awards (1998)
• The Bad Boys of Saturday Night Live (1998)
• 54 (1998)
• The Thin Pink Line (1998)
• Burt Bacharach: One Amazing Night (1998)
• Pete's Meteor (1998)
• Saturday Night Live: The Best of Mike Myers (1998)
• Saturday Night Live: The Best of Mike Myers (1998)
• Saturday Night Live: The Best of Phil Hartman (1998)
• Sparkle Lounge (1997)
• 1997 MTV Movie Awards (1997)
• MTV Video Music Awards 1997 (1997)
• Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery (1997)
• Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery (1997)
• Austin Powers' Electric Pussycat Swingers Club (1997)
• Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery (1997)
• Austin Powers' Electric Pussycat Swingers Club (1997)
• Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery (1997)
• 1997 MTV Movie Awards (1997)
• Sparkle Lounge (1997)
• The Queen Phenomenon (1995)
• Queen: Champions of the World (1995)
• Ice & Asphalt: The World of Hockey (1995)
• Barbra: The Concert (1995)
• The 46th Annual Primetime Emmy Awards (1994)
• Comic Relief: The Invasion of the Comic Tomatoes (1993)
• Wayne's World 2 (1993)
• So I Married an Axe Murderer (1993)
• So I Married an Axe Murderer (1993)
• Wayne's World 2 (1993)
• The 1993 Billboard Music Awards (1993)
• Wayne's World 2 (1993)
• Best of Saturday Night Live: Special Edition (1992)
• The 64th Annual Academy Awards (1992)
• Nickelodeon Kids' Choice Awards '92 (1992)
• Best of Saturday Night Live: Special Edition (1992)
• Wayne's World (1992)
• Wayne's World (1992)
• Wayne's World (1992)
• Saturday Night Live Goes Commercial (1991)
• The 43rd Annual Primetime Emmy Awards (1991)
• Saturday Night Live: 15th Anniversary (1989)
• Elvis Stories (1989)
• It's Only Rock and Roll (1987)
• Meet Julie (1987)
• John and Yoko: A Love Story (1985)
• Bizarre (1980)
• Bizarre (1980)
• Bizarre (1980)
• Range Ryder and the Calgary Kid (1977)
• Saturday Night Live (1975)

Myers, Mike Filmography

• History Rings True: Red Sox Opening Day Ring Ceremony (2005)

Myers, Mike Filmography

• Double Pisces, Scorpio Rising (1970)

• Lyrics: play full screen play karaoke
• The Joker - Mike Myers
• More Than Words - Mike Myers
• 9 To 5 - Mike Myers

Some people call me the Space Cowboy
Yeah
Some call me the Gagster of Love
Some people call me Maurice
Because I speak of the pompitous of love
[Chorus]
'Cause I'm a picker
I'm a grinner
I'm a lover
And I'm a Sinner
I play my music in the sun
I'm a joker
I'm a smoker
I'm a midnight toker
I get my lovin' on the run
He's a picker
He's a grinner
He's a lover
He's a sinner
He plays his music in the sun
I'm a joker
I'm a smoker
I'm a misnight toker

Saying "I love you"
Is not the words I want to hear from you
It's not like I want you
Not to say it but if you love me you'd know
How easy
It would be to show me how you feel
More than words
Is all you have to do to make it real
Then you wouldn't have to say
That You love me
Cause I'd already know

Tumble outta bed
And stumble to the kitchen
Pour myself a cup of ambition
And yawn, and stretch, and try to come to life
Jump in the shower
And the blood starts pumping
Out on the streets
The traffic starts jumping
with folks like me on the job from 9 to 5
Working 9 to 5
What a way to make a living
Barely getting by
Its all taking
And no giving
They just use your mind
And they never give you credit
Its enough to drive you
Crazy if you let it
They let your dream
Just to watch em shatter
You’re just a step
On the boss mans a ladder
But you got dream hell never take away
your On the same boat
With a lot of your friends
Waiting for the day
Your ship will come in
And the tides gonna turn
An its all gonna roll you away
Working 9 to 5,
For service and devotion
You would think that I
Would deserve a fair promotion
Want to move ahead
But the boss wont seem to let me
I swear sometimes that man is out to get me
Working 9 to 5
What a way to make a living
Barely getting by
Its all taking
And no giving
They just use your mind
And you never get the credit
Its enough to drive you
Crazy if you let it
Working 9 to 5

Famous quotes by Mike Myers:

"Dr. Seuss' The Cat in the Hat."

"For Curt to have the opportunity, it's great to have him out there."

"We've not prepared well this week and it's cause to pause. I'm afraid my guys don't understand the pain and frustration that comes with being embarrassed by your rival."

"The game hinges off the kids. It's going to be exciting for sure."

"It got to the point where I didn't think we'd be able to overcome (the penalties). We were just going backward. The kids got a little frustrated, but they focused on what was important and they kept their heads in the game."

"Just an excellent team effort on our part. Disciplined, smart football."

"We're expecting a lot better sales due to the large freshman class. Also, we are looking forward to the football season when things cool down and we get into 'pizza weather,'"

"I'm basically a sexless geek. Look at me, I have pasty-white skin, I have acne scars and I'm five-foot-nothing. Does that sound like a real sexual dynamo to you?"

"Canada is the essence of not being. Not English, not American, it is the mathematic of not being. And a subtle flavour - we're more like celery as a flavour."

"Silly is you in a natural state, and serious is something you have to do until you can get silly again."

"My parents would read those books to me as well but they used to make me starving when I was a kid because they were always eating ham sandwiches with the crusts off and drinking ginger beer."

"I came out wanting to be an actor. From my first view of the world, that's what I wanted to be. I'm made of 99 percent ham and 1 percent water. I was just cooked that way!"

"People ask me to record their answering machines all the time. I love it. It's a miracle to me that people want to hear back those characters."

"My dad loved to laugh. He was very funny and very silly."

"My father was always a straight-up funny guy. He was silly. He was my inspiration."

"The message of the movie is to accept who you are and not to succumb to the pressure of what the media tells you is beautiful and what you should be looking like."

"And I thought, when I have kids, that's the sort of well told, silly, and fun fairy tale that I would want to take them to. But it was an amazing experience. And I think Shrek is a real classic, a fairy tale classic."

"When you're writing these things, you're in a room making each other laugh, you really have very little sense of political correctness or incorrectness. This is a question that Europe tends to ask and America doesn't."

"My dad sold encyclopedias and my mom worked in a factory office."

"Europe is scooters. Europe is five young people on one bench sharing a chocolate bar. Their idea of entertainment and fun is so much different than ours, which is exactly why a movie about them would be funny."