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The UM Archive for April, 2005

(In place of) The Birthday Address.

Jesus Christ! I went to bed last night feeling right as rain and when I woke up this morning I was thirty-fucking-five! What the fuck is going on? What the hell happened to my pop career?
Then they send me this:
Dear Sir,
When choosing a penis enlargement method, there are many [...]

The cunt question

Oh shit. The diary has stopped again. In the meantime:
http://www.hugi.is/hahradi/bigboxes.php?box_id=51208&f_id=1269
Total Eclipse Of The Heart for guitar, voice, fridge freezer and stove.
And briefly:
I was doing a bit of charity shopping this morning (Queen’s All That Jazz and Max Roach’s + 4) and the old dears were on about [...]

Voodoo update. Thanks to Zero for something for nothing.

Hey, you know that voodoo problem I had with my Tascam MD301-MK-2 rack-mounted minidisk player? I’m sure you do. The damn thing stopped working and blanked a load of reel-to-reel stuff and wouldn’t spit out the disc? Obviously I spent a few days after that forlornly switching the thing on and off in the hope [...]

Day Two (cont) A Night Of Rock!

OK, I know I’ve been wandering round Berlin all day quivering like paranoid English jelly, but cometh the ROCKING HOUR destiny goes pssst! and I suddenly know what I’m all about again and slip into a PRO-GROOVE. However, Nathan and I arrive at the Schokoladen venue to find that the door staff and management team [...]

About as rock ‘n’ roll as The Fimbles

This is pretty funny:
http://hyperreal.org/~rkumar/tyrone.mov
And has anyone else noticed infrequent and oblique references to the shadowy world of rock ‘n’ roll in the toddler audio-visual mind-gum that is The Fimbles? The other day we had Florrie or Fimbo or whichsoever soft creature exclaiming “…Purple rain…purple rain!” in some wonder. However, the clincher [...]

Dream on (this was submitted as a proposed article for a music mag).

After reading Brandon’s blog an anonymous donor sent me this:
The luck of the Irish! Following Tangerine Dream on the 1997 > ‘Tournado’ > UK Tour. (Compiled by Conrad Gibbons) > > This is a detailed account of events which took place during my recent > trip to three [...]