THE FUCKING CUNTS TREAT US LIKE PRICKS
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Um "Holy Fire" Strawberry Fair 2004

The UM Archive for March, 2002

dismay holding hands with remorse like a couple of cunts

Guess which gig just got cancelled. The singer-songwriter night at The Boat Race? Nope. The 93 Feet East thing. Evidently a bit on the good side to be associated with the truth. Very sorrowful.
So twatted last night. Why? Don’t know. In future have resolved to keep a mantra running in my head – [...]

first cut

Yesterday’s vinyl acquisitions:
Jewish Freilach Songs (10″) – Prince Nazaroff Buddy Boy Hawkins & His Buddies – Various Request The Style (12″) – Top Cat From His Kol Israel Radio Commentaries Broadcast During The Six Day War – General Chaim Herzog
And On The 7″ Front:
Love Man [...]

A rare and theoretically collectable evening of abstinence leading once again to horrible nightmares

A rare and theoretically collectable evening of abstinence leading once again to horrible nightmares, I awoke in dread from a dream-situation where I was somehow left in charge of the moustachioed corpse of a man. With my bizarre hoarding instinct having perhaps its finest hour, I was somehow reluctant to get rid of the body [...]

Shite luck week

So anyway…
A week of horrendous shit involving Syd having a febrile convulsion and doing an awfully good impression of an infant dying, subsequent hospitalisation and sleeplessness and worry and all that shit. Also got told that I haven’t got that driving job (didn’t learn to drive, oops), then lost my semi-beloved 2hrs-a-day job [...]