Meat Loaf Filmography

• A White Trash Christmas (2013)
• Stage Fright (2013)
• U B Da Judge (2012)
• Snitch (2011)
• Burning Bright (2010)
• Polish Bar (2010)
• Beautiful Boy (2010)
• Citizen Jane (2009)
• 2009 Game Show Awards (2009)
• Urban Decay (2007)
• The Making of 'The Pick of Destiny' (2007)
• Meat Loaf: In Search of Paradise (2007)
• Fleshing It Out: The Making of 'Pelts' (2007)
• Meat Loaf: Three Bats Live (2007)
• Meat Loaf: In Search of Paradise (2007)
• Countdown Spectacular 2 (2007)
• Meat Loaf: Three Bats Live (2007)
• Tenacious D in The Pick of Destiny (2006)
• All*Star Cup 2006 (2006)
• The Royal Variety Performance 2006 (2006)
• I Love the '70s: Volume 2 (2006)
• 2006 American Music Awards (2006)
• The Pleasure Drivers (2006)
• BloodRayne (2005)
• Midnight Movies: From the Margin to the Mainstream (2005)
• I Love the '90s: Part Deux (2005)
• Live from New York: The First 5 Years of Saturday Night Live (2005)
• Chasing Ghosts (2005)
• Crazylove (2005)
• Extreme Dating (2005)
• 50 Most Awesomely Bad Songs... Ever (2004)
• Meat Loaf: Live with the Melbourne Symphony Orchestra (2004)
• Meat Loaf: Live with the Melbourne Symphony Orchestra (2004)
• A Hole in One (2004)
• Ryan Confidential (2004)
• Learning Curves (2003)
• 95.8 Capital FM's Party in the Park for the Prince's Trust 2003 (2003)
• Still Cher (2002)
• Wishcraft (2002)
• The Car Kid (2002)
• The Salton Sea (2002)
• The Ballad of Lucy Whipple (2001)
• A Galaxy Far, Far Away (2001)
• Crossover (2001)
• Face to Face (2001)
• Focus (2001)
• Polish Spaghetti (2001)
• Rustin (2001)
• The 51st State (2001)
• Trapped (2001)
• From Spam to Sperm (2000)
• Blacktop (2000)
• Classic Albums: Meat Loaf - Bat Out of Hell (1999)
• Python Night: 30 Years of Monty Python (1999)
• Fight Club (1999)
• A tekerölantos naplója (1999)
• Crazy in Alabama (1999)
• Smash Hits Poll Winners Party 1998 (1998)
• Gunshy (1998)
• Comedy Central's Hi Fi Party (1998)
• Outside Ozona (1998)
• Black Dog (1998)
• The Mighty (1998)
• Everything That Rises (1998)
• Spice World (1997)
• The 23rd Annual American Music Awards (1996)
• I'd Lie for You and That's the Truth (1996)
• To Catch a Yeti (1995)
• Pavarotti & Friends Together for the Children of Bosnia (1995)
• Rocky Horror Double Feature Video Show (1995)
• The 17th Annual CableACE Awards (1995)
• The 1995 ESPY Awards (1995)
• 1994 MLB All-Star Game (1994)
• Meat Loaf: Bat Out of Hell II - Picture Show (1994)
• The 21st Annual American Music Awards (1994)
• The 36th Annual Grammy Awards (1994)
• The Brit Awards 1994 (1994)
• A '70s Celebration: The Beat Is Back (1993)
• Psyched for Snuppa (1993)
• The Gun in Betty Lou's Handbag (1992)
• Wayne's World (1992)
• Leap of Faith (1992)
• Motorama (1991)
• Meat Loaf: Hits Out of Hell (1991)
• Der siebente Kontinent (1989)
• Nelson Mandela 70th Birthday Tribute (1988)
• One More Audience with Dame Edna Everage (1988)
• Meat Loaf: London Meltdown Concert (1987)
• The Grand Knockout Tournament (1987)
• Stand by Me: AIDS Day Benefit (1987)
• Medium Rare (1987)
• The Squeeze (1987)
• Love Me Tender: A Tribute to the Music of Elvis Presley (1987)
• Vandemonium Plus (1987)
• The 14th Annual American Music Awards (1987)
• Out of Bounds (1986)
• Der Formel Eins Film (1985)
• Musicourt (1983)
• Rebellious Jukebox (1983)
• Dead Ringer (1981)
• Dead Ringer (1981)
• Dead Ringer (1981)
• Roadie (1980)
• Scavenger Hunt (1979)
• Americathon (1979)
• The Rocky Horror Picture Show (1975)
• Family Honor (1973)
• State Fair (1962)

Meates, Abby Filmography

• The Extra (2005)
• Evil Never Dies (2003)
• Meteorites! (1998)
• Meteorites! (1998)
• Neighbours (1985)

Ball, Meat Filmography

• Official Revenge of the Nerds Parody (2011)
• Popporn: The Guide to Making Fuck (2009)
• Popporn: The Guide to Making Fuck (2009)
• Popporn: The Guide to Making Fuck (2009)

Meat & Potatoes

Cast

• Rahm Fama
• Jose Garces

• Season 1
• Episode 1: Between the Buns
  Host Rahm Fama explores some of the country's best tasting meats between buns. The Smoked Meat Sandw...
• Episode 2: BBQ Madness
  Rahm Fama goes mad for barbecue and searches for the country's best. On a trip to Lambert's Downtown...
• Episode 3: Steakhouse Wars
  Rahm Fama sinks his teeth into succulent steak, seeking out the juiciest in the country. In Fort Lee...
• Episode 4: Supersized Meat
  In this super sized episode, Rahm Fama tracks down El-Gigante, an infamous burrito layered with 8 po...
• Episode 5: Affordable Gourmet Meals
  With just a few dollars in his pocket, Rahm Fama goes on a journey for affordable gourmet meat. He s...
• Episode 6: Midnight Meat
  Rahm Fama finds the best meat after midnight to satisfy his late-night carnivorous cravings. In New ...
• Season 2
• Episode 1: All American Meat
  USA:14 March 2011...
• Episode 2: Meat with Heat
  USA:21 March 2011...
• Episode 3: (#2.3)
• Episode 4: Burger Mania
  If there's one meat dish that all Americans love its burgers and in this episode Rahm Fama tracks do...
• Episode 5: Breakfast Meats
  USA:11 April 2011...
• Episode 6: Comfort Meats
  USA:18 April 2011...
• Episode 7: Meat on the Go
  USA:16 May 2011...
• Episode 8: Meat on the Bone
  USA:30 May 2011...
• Episode 9: Cheap Meats...
  USA:23 May 2011...
• Episode 10: With Fries...
  USA:6 June 2011...
• Episode 11: Italian Meats
  USA:13 June 2011...
• Episode 12: Meat for Lunch
  USA:20 June 2011...
• Episode 13: Meat on a Stick
  USA:27 June 2011...

Lean Meat

A series of failed lessons and attempts at doing well in life by the man you all hate to love, Lean Meat.

Cast

• Bam Bourdeau D'Hui
• Nolan Janssens
• Nicole Friesen
• Austin Williams
• Joakim Ottander
• Yano Janssens
• Andrea Kelly Konno
• Kenny Heinz
• Khan Mercer
• Dom Brusciano
• Chandler Watson
• Logan Hembling
• Artin John Tsambazis
• Keaton Jackson

• Season 1
• Episode 1: How to Get Ready in the Morning
  USA:7 March 2012...
• Episode 2: How to Pick Up a Girl in the Elevator
  USA:14 March 2012...
• Episode 3: How to Properly Make Breakfast
  USA:21 March 2012...
• Episode 4: How to Apologize
  USA:28 March 2012...
• Episode 5: How to Raise a Little Brother
  USA:4 April 2012...
• Episode 6: How to Pick a Wingman: Part 1
  Canada...
• Episode 7: How to Pick a Wingman: Part 2
  USA:25 April 2012...
• Episode 8: How to Text Girls
  USA:2 May 2012...
• Episode 9: How to Not Be a Pushover
  Canada...
• Episode 10: How to Talk to Gay People
  Canada...
• Episode 11: How to Throw a Party
  Canada...
• Season 2
• Episode 1: How to Make a Comeback
  USA:11 July 2012...
• Episode 2: How to Control Mood Swings
  USA:25 July 2012...
• Episode 3: How to Talk to Black People
  USA:1 August 2012...
• Episode 4: How to Survive in the Wild
  USA:8 August 2012...
• Episode 5: How to Pick Up a Hippy
  USA:15 August 2012...
• Episode 6: Why Yolo Will Change Your Life
  USA:29 August 2012...
• Episode 7: Adopting an Orphan
  USA:12 September 2012...
• Episode 8: How to Facebook Date
  USA:19 September 2012...

Fresh Meat

Cast

• Zawe Ashton
• Greg McHugh
• Kimberley Nixon
• Charlotte Ritchie
• Joe Thomas
• Jack Whitehall
• Robert Webb
• Tony Gardner
• Jack Fox
• Ben McGregor
• Sara Stewart
• Gemma Chan
• Ronan Raftery
• Jelka van Houten
• Sophie Wu
• Sanjeev Kohli

• Season 1
• Episode 1: (#1.1)
  Five new students arrive at Manchester University to share a house. The girls are the sweet-natured ...
• Episode 2: (#1.2)
  After catching J.P. putting his weights in the empty room supposedly occupied by unseen student Paul...
• Episode 3: (#1.3)
  After an encounter with the seductive Ruth Kingsley swaps Geology,upsetting Dan in the process,for t...
• Episode 4: (#1.4)
  J.P.: I'll probably end up being Prime Minister or something one day. I don't want to be. It's just,...
• Episode 5: (#1.5)
  The household goes on a protest against student cuts in London though J.P. is using it as an excuse ...
• Episode 6: (#1.6)
  Oregon and JP both hear bad news - her horse is dying and his father has serious health issues. Afte...
• Episode 7: (#1.7)
  Dave moves into the house,to the annoyance of everybody - until he proves himself useful by mending ...
• Episode 8: (#1.8)
  Vod: Yeahh, I really wanna stay, [cough] seein' as it's total kak and full of dirty old pervs who in...
• Season 2
• Episode 1: (#2.1)
  The housemates return for a new term. Howard is moon-lighting in an abattoir and bringing home cuts ...
• Episode 2: (#2.2)
  Vod gets a cleaning job to pay her debts whilst J.P. takes to his bed with mumps,storing his sperm i...
• Episode 3: (#2.3)
  Oregon sees that she is no more than a dog's body to Jean's odious editor Derek and decides to set u...
• Episode 4: (#2.4)
  As the Easter holiday starts J.P. invites Vod,Oregon,Josie and Kingsley to his family's country hous...
• Episode 5: (#2.5)
  Whilst everybody else is at the pub Josie and Heather go clubbing but Josie leaves her keys in the d...
• Episode 6: (#2.6)
  UK:13 November 2012...

Meat Men

Cast

• Pat LaFrieda
• Pat LaFrieda Sr.
• Mark Pastore
• Michelle Bernstein
• Michael Schwartz

• Season 1
• Episode 1: White Label Burger
  USA:9 April 2012...
• Episode 2: The Prime Rib
  USA:16 April 2012...
• Episode 3: Burger Remix
  USA:23 April 2012...
• Episode 4: Steaks on a Plane!
  USA:30 April 2012...
• Episode 5: Grandpa's Secret Sausage Recipe
  USA:7 May 2012...
• Episode 6: Emergency Steaks
  USA:14 May 2012...

• Lyrics: play full screen play karaoke
• Meat - Phish
• Meat - Robyn Hitchcock
• Meat - Autopsy
• Meat - Brotha Lynch Hung
• Meat - Linea 77
• Meat - Ruiner
• Meat - Skin
• Meat - Denis Leary
• Meat - Abaddon Incarnate
• Meat - Wargasm
• Meat - Aardvarks
• Meat - Confessions Of Obscurity

I am a prince I have it all
I hear your footsteps through the wall
I wait in silence for your call
Then take a shot and watch you fall
I am a ghost but I cannot fly
I'm stuck here as the years slide by
I need a resting place 'cause i
Already felt my body die
If I had a host of ghosts
Living on my street
I'd jive and strive to stay alive
And offer them some meat
I need a different life I think
Perhaps I'd be the missing link
And treasure moments as I drink

It don't feel much like a home without a dog
It don't feel much like a pool without a frog
It don't feel much like a world without a girl
It don't feel much like a girl without a human being
It don't feel much like a fish without a pond
It don't feel much like a fence with no beyond
It don't feel much like a church without a god inside
It don't feel much like a bank without a lot of money
Oh come on baby give me your meat
It don't feel much like a foot without a shoe
It don't feel much like a me without a you
It don't feel much like a train without a buffet car
It don't feel much like a bed when there's nobody on it
Ah swallow it
It don't feel much like a bath without a plug
It don't feel much like a hole without a drug
It don't feel much like a drug without a side effect
It don't feel much like an effect if you don't love nobody

Let Us Feast
The smell of cooked flesh
Last scent of sweet death
Peeled from the bone of the kill
I sink my teeth in
I tear the steaming flesh
The blood runs down my throat
Desecrating what was once alive
[Lead D.C]
The resistance you put up
Was feeble to say the least
I only wanted your sweet meat
You struggled for your life

Intro: *Alarm Sounds*
Damn alarm clock
I hate alarms clocks
Hey babe I gotta get up
Wake him up, take him to school
Ima have that talk wit him
Ima have that talk wit him
Alright, yeah, Heeeeeey
Real shit y'all.
Verse:
I only got enough money for some hamburger
meat
but I still aint trippin that's the shit I like to eat
but my son he like "Daddy this is all we got to
eat?"
I'm like son I'm bout to sign big time I'm
downloadin beats
and I'm bout to start writing to em
and if the fans don't buy (fuck em)
Ima kill em in they sleep
Bring that extra cheese
We gon eat some how
Like Vietnamese (somehow)
Chinese, Japanese
Gettin dirty knees (fuck!)
Make us a fuckin sack o G
With the AR
Automatic Uzi Machine
All ya gotta do is wash it off and then put it in
the freeze then we good for another couple o'
weeks (MEAT!)
When you get older like me
You be tuckin the heat
And if not, you
You be stuck in the streets
I wanna say ya mom love you but that's up to
And we gon do what we gotta do and that's get
the meat
Strange Music got my back there hopefully
But if not see there really ain't no hope for me
That mean we goin through the same situations
That mean we gon keep go n do the same shit
you hatin
Chorus:
MEAT
We gotta find somethin to eat
Even if we gotta go do it on the street
Even if we gotta go shootin wit the heat
Even if we lie to you
We gon get the meat
Verse2:
I only got enough money for some Top Ramen
Noodles
My son lookin at me like he dont wanna come
too close
He saw me in the bathroom cryin, it was too
late
I couldn't even keep a straight face like a 2face
All them mothafuckas around me, they was too
fake
I ain't got a album out, now they call me 'Too
Late'
Barbeque yesterday; Where da fuck was I at??
Football Game; Where's my mothafuckin Hi at?!
I remember Lizmore Drive, even afta that
Starin at my strange change, thinkin I ain't goin
back
I got a new life
Ima get a new wife
Ima get a new Nine
I think it was due time
No matter who's wrong or who's right
Life is like shakin em up n rollin two dice, a thin
slice
And my old school homie like "Where you been
Ice?"
Marinatin, Stomach achin, shit ain't been right
Chorus extended
(Hey Kev wake up x2)
Verse3:
Lil Kevin wake up its school time, getcha clothes
Don't nobody love you like me, we in the O zone
Twilight zone
All we got to eat today is bullshit
Time for you to pray but I don't pray I carry full
clips
You can't be like me cause I'm a fuck up
And if we both fuckin up
You gon be just like me
It's gon be a tight squeeze
We can get through this
You my lil nigga
So nigga we gon do dis (shit)
I can count it on one hand
Old as I am
I can still count it on one hand
We both Kevin Mann
We both gotta stretch it out like a rubba band
I got anotha plan
I got a million of em
Ima still come wit em
Ima still run wit em
We gotta keep it goin
And then I'm done wit it
Ima wash my hands
Im hella broke but I don't dance
Chorus
Outro:
Alright son
what time you get outta school?
what? 2:30
Alright, you meet me down the street
Where we usually meet at..
Im, I'm goin to get someone
You just getcha fuckin ass in that fuckin class

Now i'm confused But the fly continue to fight against the screen
I watch but the head start to go around cause nwo there's silence here
Now there's a new box on your bed I 'm feeling free no w i'm feeling different
Watch me cause my blood has done my meat So sweet
Now i'm here driving my car faster than everyone
Now my head is so clear like your eyes eat me Swallow me then eat me now
Please let's take my hand and lick my head " how is clear"
With your anger-tears eat my bones eat my bones eat my bones
So where's my god fear i can see your eyes

In a minute now I'll be feeling like a cold front cut through the room
You kindly wave I awkwardly smile not sure what to say
But it’s inevitable you bat yours eyes I crumble I always crumble
How are you you will say I exchange politely
Not again, no
I can’t do it I won’t do it Alright I’m so pathetic
No matter how far I distance myself
one glance you can pull me back in
In an instant my knees weaken my hands sweat and I begin to break
I'll give in when you pop the question your place or mine
How I wish I had the confidence to tell you I can’t be what you need
I can’t always be the skin that you wear
When you are cold at night
When no one else is there to make you alive
I know we are both one and the same.
But when it’s over the satisfactions gone

You taste what you want from me
You taste all of the gristle from the bones I need
To stand up to you, to live up to fools
It's too troubling
Can't take what you like from me
Can't take all of the vision that your money thieves
Don't be careless now, just a pretty babe
A cool covering
You can't hide, no
You can't hide the way you feel
You're just dead inside this meat
That you're smothering
You can't run, no
You just stumble, crash and cry
Without asking questions why
It's all crumbling
Dark eyes, beauty's never cheap
Dark hair, dark lips maybe that I want to cheat
See my sorry face in this love that fails
It's all good for me
Slick baby, that ain't worrying
Slick rage, strong is the ego that I want to test
In your head of lies, cut me down to size
It's all credible
You can't hide, no
You can't hide the way you feel
You're just dead inside this meat
That you're smothering
You can't run, no
You just stumble, crash and cry
Without asking questions why
Pure fear that you're falling for
These tears, thick in the sadness that was running before
Welling up in dread for a softer bed
I'm not worrying
Oh, you're so sane, all the lines you shed
So cool, so good, the picture for those crazy hoods
Got this gun for keeps, stick it in this meat
I'm not hurrying, hurrying
You can't hide, no
You can't hide the way you feel
You're just dead inside this meat
That you're smothering
You can't run, no
You just stumble, crash and cry
Without asking questions why
It's all crumbling
You can't hide, no
You can't hide the way you feel
You're just dead inside this meat
That you're smothering
That you're smothering

I love to smoke. I love to smoke and I love to eat red meat. I love to eat raw fucking red meat. Nothing I like better than sucking down a hot steaming cheese burger and a butt at the same time. I love to smoke. I love to eat red meat. I'll only eat red meat that comes from cows who smoke, ok!? Special cows they grow in Virginia with voice boxes in their necks. "[VB] Moo"
I tried eating vegetarian. I feel like a wimp going into a restaurant. "What do you want to eat sir? Brocolli?" Brocolli's a side dish, folks. Always was, always will be, ok? When they ask me what I want, I say, "What do you think I want!? This is America. I want a bowl of raw red meat right now. Forget about that. Bring me a live cow over to the table. I'll carve off what I want and ride the rest home! [Making riding noises]"
I gonna open up my own place. Open my own restaurant and get away from you people. I gonna open up a restaurant with two smoking sections; Ultra and Regular, ok? And we're not gonna have any tables or any chairs or any napkins. None of that pussy shit. Just a big wide open black space. And all we're gonna serve is raw meat, right on the bone! And only men are going to eat there, naked men, sitting around a big giant camp fire, and no men's room either. You have to piss, you mark your territory like a wolf! And if some guy has a heart attack from eating too much meat, fuck him, we throw him in the fire! More meat for the other meat-eaters! Yeah!

Scum who sit high, emanating bullshit
Empty vessels look up waiting to be sated.
With a callous disregard of human life
It grinds us up like meat.
Filled to the brim, going of like warheads
Exploding in hate, create our own extinction
With a callous disregard of human life
It grinds us up like meat.
With no foundation, no fools to hold high
Those who controlled us alongside us shall grind
Cheat us of a chance used up and spat out
Obeying scumbags

If I told you what's inside of your mind
Would you face it or tell me that I'm being unkind
Can you see just how your instincts are ruling your head
Do you know that if you follow them you're soon to end up dead
There is more to us than I'll kill you before you can kill me
It's there in each of us
I know it's here inside of me
I know fear way down deep
I smell fear, fresh meat
I'm not like you
I use what's in my head
I think
I know which side comes out ahead
I think
Anger bringing you down like an animal
Crawling around on the ground
I see you hanging there another helpless piece of meat
Unthinking empty head for all the other animals to eat
They smell your fear rabid dogs nipping at your feet
They will tear you down
Your brainless head will taste so sweet
I know fear way down deep
I smell fear, fresh meat
I'm not like you
I use what's in my head
I think
I know which side comes out ahead
I think
In your mind you draw that line
Are you gonna shine or will you flatline
Which side, you decide
Is it a gift, a curse, or is it something worse
A weapon, a tool, you a hero or a fool
I know fear way down deep
I smell fear, fresh meat
I'm not like you
I use what's in my head
I think
I know which side comes out ahead

Scanning the crowd for a beauty
My vision’s prepared by my lust
my senses are searching for signs
the only thing that I can trust
The scent of musk fills my nose
Hot eyes staring deep into mine
the steaming curves of her flesh
hit me right into my spine
Roaming through alleys in darkness
in search for pulsing blood
the smell of the living surrounds me
exciting my undead heart
The centuries building my memory
are wiped away by my greed
in the face of my paralysed prey
my cold brain is sceaming for meat
Meat to feed my body
Blood to fill my vein
Carnal need corrupts control
just to keep me sane
Meat to cause existance
Flesh to please my soul
Carnal greed reflects the hunger
that I can’t control
Feeling the hunger inside me
wakening savage desire
grabbing the fat-dripping pieces
roasted on hot glowing fire
biting and chewing the lumps
swallowing what used to live
achieving the sweet satisfaction
a well-filled stomache can give
Meat to feed my body
Blood to fill my vein
Carnal need corrupts control
just to keep me sane
Meat to cause existance
Flesh to please my soul
Carnal greed enjoys the hunger

Meeaaaaaaaaaaaat.....