Warning: There are copious amounts of Portal 2 spoilers. These are all of the story-based messages of the brilliant, but ever funny, Cave Johnson of Aperture Science Innovators. These messages are not completely in chronological order. Timeline: Introduction : 0:10 Pre-Recorded Messages : 0:35 Mantis Men : 0:54 No Hand Holding : 1:16 Dehydration : 1:24 Tumors : 1:37 Bleeding Gas : 1:57 Stress : 2:08 Asbestos : 2:25 Urinate Coal : 2:55 Superpowers or Tumors : 3:10 Allergic To Peanuts : 3:25 Overheating : 3:39 Skin : 3:57 Unequal Opportunity : 4:07 Control Group : 4:17 Element : 4:29 Do Not Get Covered In The Repulsion Gel : 4:37 You Get The Gel : 4:46 Time Travel : 5:03 Catwalk Warning : 5:21 Against The World : 5:39 Youre Fired : 5:48 Safe Science : 5:55 Thank You : 6:10 Who Wants To Make 60 Dollars : 6:35 Black Mesa Can Eat My Bankrupt... : 7:18 Elevator : 7:43 Change The... : 7:48 Additional 60 Dollars : 7:55 You Oughta Be Paying Us : 8:08 Thanking These People : 8:27 Human Testing : 8:47 Lemons : 9:49 Artificial Intelligence : 10:23 Disclaimer: Portal 2 and Cave Johnson is property of Valve. I claim no ownership to the intellectual property of Portal 2, Im merely a fan. EnjoyMost epic quote by Cave Johnson. Made with Adobe After Effects ---------------- Alright, Ive been thinking. When life gives you lemons, dont make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back Get mad I dont want your damn lemons What am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see lifes manager Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons Do you know who I am? Im the man whos gonna burn your house down With the lemons Im gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down ---------------- Few screns from video: (well, u can use it for wallies if quality enough ^^) /...Here is every single one of Cave Johnsons Quotes from Portal 2 along with some gameplay from the latter part of the game. I kept the spoilers to a minimum, but you cant really avoid it. IF you dont wanna see any, just listen to the video, dont watch it.Spoiler: This video contains spoken dialogue from Portal 2, and may ruin part of the story for you if you havent yet played it all the way through Dialogue from Portal 2 by the Cave Johnson. Enjoy Adventure Core: ... Fact Core: ... Space Core: ... Defective Turret: ... Different Turret: ... Portal 2 is copyright Valve Corporation.Este video contiene todas las partes de historia de el capitulo 6 y 7 de el portal 2 para mi las mejores con Cave Johnson y Caroline. Espero que os guste.All Cave Johnson Quotesno description availableThe funniest batch of Cave Johnson quotes I found, saving my favorite for last. Enjoy.Warning: There are copious amounts of Portal 2 spoilers. These are all of the story-based messages of the brilliant, but ever funny, Cave Johnson of Aperture Science Innovators. These messages are not completely in chronological order. Timeline: Introduction : 0:10 Pre-Recorded Messages : 0:35 Mantis Men : 0:54 No Hand Holding : 1:16 Dehydration : 1:24 Tumors : 1:37 Bleeding Gas : 1:57 Stress : 2:08 Asbestos : 2:25 Urinate Coal : 2:55 Superpowers or Tumors : 3:10 Allergic To Peanuts : 3:25 Overheating : 3:39 Skin : 3:57 Unequal Opportunity : 4:07 Control Group : 4:17 Element : 4:29 Do Not Get Covered In The Repulsion Gel : 4:37 You Get The Gel : 4:46 Time Travel : 5:03 Catwalk Warning : 5:21 Against The World : 5:39 Youre Fired : 5:48 Safe Science : 5:55 Thank You : 6:10 Who Wants To Make 60 Dollars : 6:35 Black Mesa Can Eat My Bankrupt... : 7:18 Elevator : 7:43 Change The... : 7:48 Additional 60 Dollars : 7:55 You Oughta Be Paying Us : 8:08 Thanking These People : 8:27 Human Testing : 8:47 Lemons : 9:49 Artificial Intelligence : 10:23 Disclaimer: Portal 2 and Cave Johnson is property of Valve. I claim no ownership to the intellectual property of Portal 2, Im merely a fan. EnjoyAll right, Ive been thinking. When life gives you lemons, dont make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back. GET MAD I DONT WANT YOUR DAMN LEMONS WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH THESE? DEMAND TO SEE LIFES MANAGER Make life RUE the day it thought it could give CAVE JOHNSON LEMONS DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM? IM THE MAN WHOS GONNA BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN WITH THE LEMONS Im gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon thats gonna BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN

• published: 20 Jan 2014
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