the art of playlist conjuring
My favorite thing in the entire world—nay, the universe!—is making playlists. I’ve been making a playlist for our upcoming Westy meetup trip for a month now. I take this shit SERIOUSLY, guys. Playlists for a road trip are of utmost importance. If there was a full-time job of making playlists, I would make that job my bitch and become the highest-paid playlist creator of all time. ALL TIME. Kanye West style.
Remember yesterday’s silly anxiety post? This is how I deal. Most days I don’t really want to feel because I feel too much. And Fiona Apple told me this was a good thing because…it’s not that you’re crazy—you just feel EVERYTHING. Which is true life. So most of the time when I feel too much I just listen to some music, because I feel music more than anything else. Which cancels out the bullshit and puts things into perspective.
Music isn’t ever a casual occurrence in this brain. Most people listen to music as background noise to make the time pass and fill up the brain space. But I listen to music in the foreground. So when a really terrible Pandora station comes on at work, I have to say HEY GUYS. Check yourself before you wreck yourself. Jk. I don’t do that. But it’s terrible. It’s like in elementary school when you were trying to open your milk carton and instead of opening it just kind of sticks to each other and half opens. Ain’t nobody got time for that. Or when you rip the cereal box and Mitch gets REALLY bummed because then it isn’t as fresh as it had potential to be.
All I’m trying to say, guys, is that my music is my JAM. My Space Jam 1996 Michael Jordan and Looney Tunes jam. To the max. And when most things are too much to feel, music replaces the crazies with the poignant thoughts of everything is going to be totally fine.
This post actually took 2 hours to write because I was wildly composing this playlist whilst writing. You say you want a random mish mash sampler of what’s on this mix master? You know it.
I have an enormous almost uncontainable spot in my heart for Freddie Mercury. Those awkward middle school years of recluse living were so very much enriched by Freddie, and for that—I love him. My guitar teacher promises he’ll teach me this song soon. I will learn it and make a vine of me playing it and singing it to you, although I’m totally kidding right now. You will never hear me sing or play guitar. Suckers.
Roy Orbison will make you FEEL. Fo realz. This song is a fav of favs.
And if you don’t love this song, you can leave. P.Y.T. is like the power going out at school and getting to go home early or finding $10 in last year’s coat. Basically a total bonus that makes life totally worth living.
Then you take a radical swing to French groove with this one.
And remember your roots growing up in West Jordan with this one.
And then you sandwich it all in a nice warm loaf of Rilo Kiley because you really learned to love music when Execution of All Things came around. And because Jenny Lewis is your spirit animal and because Rilo Kiley was my main reason for living circa 2003-06. I’ll always let Jenny back in. And Jenny, I’m really sorry I lost my skelly hoodie. I cherished it for 6 long years before losing it, and I really hope it made its way to someone deserving. I let you down.
So, the moral of the post is to listen to Michael Jackson’s P.Y.T. and then make a playlist. If you want to add a little TLC “Waterfalls” in there, it would really sweeten the ambience of the whole experience. And Whitney’s “How Will I Know” is a must, so don’t forget your 80s hits mmk?