Soto, Talisa Filmography

• Elysium
  2013, role: actress
• Ocean Beach
  2011, role: actress
• 2009 Alma Awards
  2009, role: actress , character name: Herself
• La mission
  2009, role: actress , character name: Ana
• The 79th Annual Academy Awards
  2007, role: actress , character name: Herself
• Premiere Bond: Opening Nights
  2006, role: actress , character name: Herself
• NBC 75th Anniversary Special
  2002, role: actress , character name: Herself
• The 59th Annual Golden Globe Awards
  2002, role: actress , character name: Herself
• The Short Films of David Lynch
  2002, role: actress , character name: French Girl
• 2002 ALMA Awards
  2002, role: actress , character name: Herself
• Ballistic: Ecks vs. Sever
  2002, role: actress , character name: Rayne
• Ballistic: Ecks vs. Sever
  2002, role: actress , character name: Vinn
• Piñero
  2001, role: actress , character name: Sugar
• Island of the Dead
  2000, role: actress , character name: Melissa O'Keefe
• Flight of Fancy
  2000, role: actress , character name: Mercedes Marquez
• That Summer in LA
  2000, role: actress , character name: Marisabel
• Flypaper
  1999, role: actress , character name: Amanda
• Mortal Kombat: Annihilation
  1997, role: actress , character name: Kitana
• The 49th Annual Primetime Emmy Awards
  1997, role: actress , character name: Herself
• The Corporate Ladder
  1997, role: actress , character name: Susan Taylor
• Spy Hard
  1996, role: actress , character name: Seductress in Hotel Room
• The Sunchaser
  1996, role: actress , character name: Navajo Woman
• Vampirella
  1996, role: actress , character name: Vampirella
• Mortal Kombat: Behind the Scenes
  1995, role: actress , character name: Herself
• Mortal Kombat
  1995, role: actress , character name: Kitana
• Mortal Kombat: Behind the Dragon
  1995, role: actress , character name: Herself
• The 46th Annual Primetime Emmy Awards
  1994, role: actress , character name: Herself
• Don Juan DeMarco
  1994, role: actress , character name: Doña Julia
• The 45th Annual Primetime Emmy Awards
  1993, role: actress , character name: Herself - Audience Member
• Hostage
  1992, role: actress , character name: Joanna
• The Mambo Kings
  1992, role: actress , character name: Maria Rivera
• Prison Stories: Women on the Inside
  1991, role: actress , character name: Rosina
• Silhouette
  1990, role: actress , character name: Marianna Herrera
• Licence to Kill
  1989, role: actress , character name: Lupe Lamora
• Spike of Bensonhurst
  1988, role: actress , character name: India
• The Pope of Greenwich Village
  1984, role: actress , character name: Studio Dancer

Famous quotes by Talisa Soto:

"I'm as good as Jean-Claude Van Damme when it comes to martial arts. Sounding a little cocky aren't I"

• Lyrics: play full screen play karaoke
• The Devil Went Down To Scunthorpe - Dolls Toy
• Dig That Groove Baby - Dolls Toy
• Nellie The Elephant - Dolls Toy
• Firey Jack - Dolls Toy
• Blue Suede Shoes - Dolls Toy
• Bare Faced Cheek - Dolls Toy
• Any Dream Will Do - Dolls Toy
• A.diamond - Dolls Toy
• A Bunch O'Fairies - Dolls Toy

The devil went down to Scunthorpe
Looking for a soul to steal
In a bind and way behind
He was willin' to make a deal
When he came across this young man
Pickin' on a guitar, playing it hot
And the devil jumped on a hickory stump
And said I'll tell ya what
I guess you didn't know it, I'm a guitar player too
And if you care to take a dare
I'll make a bet with you
Now you play a real good guitar boy
But give the devil his due
I'll bet a guitar of gold to get your soul
'Cause I think I'm better than you
The boy said my name's Johnny, it might be a sin
I'll take your bet, you're gonna regret
I'm the best that's ever been
Johnny resin up your pick and play your guitar hard
'Cause hell is here in Scunthorpe
And the devil deals the cards
Now if you win you'll get this shinny guitar made of gold
But if you loose the devil gets your soul
The devil opened up his case and said I'll start this gig
And fire flew from his finger tips as he resined up his pick
He strummed the pick across the strings
It made an evil hiss
Then a band of demons joined in
And it sounded something like this
When the devil finished
Johnny said you're pretty good ol' son
But sit down in that chair right there
Let me show you how it's done
Fire on the mountain run boys run
Devil's in the house of the risin' sun
Chicken in the bread pan pickin' out dough
Ready says you don't fight, no child, no
Let's go
The devil bowed his head
Because he knew that he'd been beat
He laid that golden guitar on the ground at Johnny's feet
Johnny said Devil come on back
If you ever want to try again
I told you once you son of a bitch
I'm the best I've ever been
Fire on the mountain run boys run
Devil's in the house of the risin' sun
Chicken in the bread pan pickin' out dough
Ready says you don't fight, no child, no

Friday night is bath night this is what they say
We are gonna dig the groove, we've waited all day
We wear trendy trousers with belts a mile too long
We are gonna catch the bus into the town
We are boogie on down...
[Chorus:]
Dig that groove ba-a-by [repeat]
Dig dig dig...... digga digga digga digga that groove baby.
There they are again covered in Old Spice
They think they will get the girls cause
they smell nice,
They all call me riff raff
'Coz I wear a Crombie
I couldn't stand it being just like them
they all look like puffs not men
[Chorus]
Dig that groove, baby
See that trendy there she used to be a punk
Now she's off to the disco to listen to junk
Her boyfriend was a skinhead
He used to shout Oi! Oi!
Play that funky music that's what they say now

To Bombay
A travelling circus came
They brought an intelegent elephant
and Nellie was her name
One dark night
she slipt her iron chain, and off she ran
to Hindustan and was never seen again
oooooooooooooooooo...
Nellie the elephant pack her trunk and
said goodbye to the circus
off she road with a trumpety trump
trump trump trump
Nellie the elephant packed her trunk
and trumbled off to the jungle
off she road with a trumpety trump
trump trump trump
Night by night she danced to the circus band
When Nellie was leading the big parade she looked
so proud and grand
No more tricks for Nellie to perform
They taught her how to take a bow and she took
to crowd by storm
oooooooooooooooooo...
Nellie the elephant pack her trunk and
said goodbye to the circus
off she road with a trumpety trump
trump trump trump
Nellie the elephant packed her trunk
and trumbled off to the jungle
off she road with a trumpety trump
trump trump trump
The head of the heard was calling far far away
they meet one night in silver light
on the road to Mandaley
oooooooooooooooooo...
Nellie the elephant pack her trunk and
said goodbye to the circus
off she road with a trumpety trump
trump trump trump
Nellie the elephant packed her trunk
and trumbled off to the jungle
off she road with a trumpety trump

Ah! Backsmacking!
Hohooo!
Have you got a bad back?
I have!
Well put some of this on!
What is it?
It's firey jack!
Ah go on then!
AAAAAAAAAA!!
I woke up with a backache!
Backache Backache!
I thought I was to go to the first Aid Kit
Where I found something for my backache!
Backache Backache!
I rubbed in some cream!
And started to scream!
AAAAAAAAAAA!
Firey Jack!
Firey Jack!
It's red hot!
On your back!
Firey Jack!
Firey Jack!
Believe me!
It does snap!
Firey Jack!
Firey Jack!
It's red hot!
On your back!
Fiiiirey Jack!
Now I had a backache on my backache!
Backache! Backache!
I tumbled to the bath full of cold water!
The firey jack had make my back ache!
Backache! Backache!
I'm worse than before!
I can't take anymore!
Oh nooooo!
Firey Jack!
Firey Jack!
It's red hot!
On your back!
Firey Jack!
Firey Jack!
Believe me!
It does snap!
Firey Jack!
Firey Jack!
It's red hot!
On your back!
Fiiiirey Jack!
Oh! If you do get a back ache!
Backache! Backache!
If you really have to reach for the first Aid Kit!
Think!
Life's not bad with a back ache!
If you see a tin of Firey Jackie!
Stay awayyyyyyyyyy!
Firey Jack!
Firey Jack!
It's red hot!
On your back!
Firey Jack!
Firey Jack!
Believe me!
It does snap!
Firey Jack!
Firey Jack!
It's red hot!
On your back!
Fiiiirey Jack!
Firey Jack!
Firey Jack!
It's red hot!
On your back!
Firey Jack!
Firey Jack!
Believe me!
It does snap!
Firey Jack!
Firey Jack!
It's red hot!
On your back!
Fiiiirey Jack!
Firey Jack!
Firey Jack!
It's red hot!
On your back!
Firey Jack!
Firey Jack!
Believe me!
It does snap!
Firey Jack!
Firey Jack!
It's red hot!
On your back!

Well, it's a one for the money
Two for the show
Three to get ready
Let's go, cat, go
Well don't you step on my blue suede shoes
You can do anything but lay off of my blue suede shoes
Well, it's a one for the money
Two for the show
Three to get ready
Let's go, cat, go
Well don't you step on my blue suede shoes
Well, you can do anything
But lay off of my blue suede shoes
Well, it's a money, show, go
Don't you step on my blue suede shoes
You can do anything but lay off of my blue suede shoes
Money, show, go
Don't you step on my blue suede shoes
You can do anything but lay off of my blue suede shoes
Money, show, go
Don't you step on my blue suede shoes
You can do anything but lay off of my blue suede shoes
Money, show, go
Don't you step on my blue suede shoes
You can do anything but lay off of my blue suede shoes
Money, show, go
Don't step on my blue suede shoes
You can do anything but lay off of my blue suede shoes
Money, show, go
Go, go, go, go
Don't step on my blue suede shoes
You can do anything but lay off of my blue suede shoes
You can do anything but lay off of my blue suede shoes

You got me outa my head
coz I'm not h, h, h, hunky
you're driving me insane
coz I'm not f, f, funky
well it's a bare faced cheek
calling me a skinny freak
it's a bare faced cheek
you say I'm a skinny punk

I closed my eyes, drew back the curtain
To see for certain, what I thought I knew.
Far far away, someone was weeping
But the world was sleeping, any dream will do.
I wore my coat, with golden lining
Bright colours shinning, wonderful and new.
And in the East, the dawn was breaking
The world was waking, any dream will do.
A crash of drums, a flash of light
My golden coat, flew out of sight
The colours faded into darkness, I was left alone.
May I return, to the beginning
The light is dimming, and the dream is too.
The world and I, we are still waiting

Good morning Britain.....
Nobody can believe what the sun's gonna be.....
A married chap....
been having it off with Annie now Annie's feeling crap..
cause Annie's been left in the craaaa
She doesn't care...
cause Annie's been putting herself about everywhere
We all agree... Annie is a scrubber get her of the T.V.
Russel Grant and Jimmy Grieves and Gorden Honycombe
Nick Kelly they all agree send Annie back home...
CHORUS:
Annie, Annie, get the dodgy boiler off the T.V.
Annie, Annie, now we're not fond of Annie Diamond
get her off, get her off.... of the T.V.
We're really sick....
Annie was a canny lass and now she's up the stick
We couldn't tell....
but now we can we know that Annie's a dirty Jezabel
Russel Grant and Jimmy Grieves....
CHORUS
She used to have a thousand fans that really used to spoil her
until they found out that Anne's a dodgy boiler...

Kick his head, smash his face & do a bunk with his brief case
Shoplifting for a lark, walk on the grass in the park
In the restaurant loads o' nosh, stuff yer face & leave no dosh
We are skint but we're alright, a different burglary each night
No little blue light, there's not a copper in sight no more..
CHORUS:
You can commit any crime you please
You won't get nicked in sunderland, the coppers are softies
They hide when there's a thief or rogue at large
When they get hit they run & tell the sarge... a bunch o' fairies
Rob a bank, get some bread or be a pickpocket instead
A torch a swag bag with a crow bar, gettaway in a stolen car
Break in to the town hall, spray graffiti on the wall
If you're drunk and disorderly, then Sunderland's the place to be
You won't get me, down werside contabulary
CHORUS...(guitar bit)
Run Buck naked in the street, there ain't a bobby on the beat
Raid the local jewellery store, no one to stop you break the law
The bobby's get sore, but there's no constables round here no more