That's right, gluttons for punishment, The Apprentice is back and with an even more reprehensible bunch of social miscreants than before. Because the BBC hates us, they aired the first two episodes on consecutive nights hoping we'd be knocked out and brainwashed by all the BLADDY BIZNISS. So what about the bizniss? Well because, like hip hop, it never stops, this year's candidates for an unfair dismissal tribunal are gathered at midnight to meet Lord Sugartits. He bounds in spouting how he bladdy hates clichés because "actions speak louder than words". Oh... Anyway, we're off on a classic all day selling task. Dawn till bladdy dusk like proper traders. Lord Sugartits has laid on two containers that fell off the back off ...

The Bounty Hunter (2010) Dir. Andy Tennant This shitstorm of a film is about a bounty hunter (Gerard Butler), out to get his next bounty, which happens to be his ex-wife (Jennifer Aniston). Yeah that’s right, it’s as exciting as a shit covered in more shit. Aniston is the high profile, high maintenance, strong independent wife – this is all guessed, ...

This Great TV Idea was brought to you from the face of James Brigden My Great TV Idea 2: Pope Idol My next TV idea is truly inspired. When I pitch this to all the major broadcasters they will be asking for a miracle to be able to make this show in time. And, this time, God just might grant them that ...

'triffic. I should probably start this by saying that you’re not going to get another clichéd rant about Danny Dyer. ...

Jovial local government sitcom Parks and Recreation is finally heading to UK screens today. BBC Four to be precise, the ...

In late 2011, when Black Mirror arrived on our screens, it gave us a chilling, disturbing reflection of ourselves, using ...

As a huge Great British Bake Off fan, I was pleased to have it back on my screen last week ...