Miss Piggy: How long does it take to mail a stinking letter?::Kermit the Frog: Piggy, you have to be patient.::Miss Piggy: Well, I'm going to talk to the mayor.::Michael Bloomberg: Yes, Miss Piggy?::Miss Piggy: Oh, Mayor Bloomberg! Take me to the front of this line.::Michael Bloomberg: Sorry, Miss Piggy, but that would be rude, and one thing New York is known for is niceness.::Miss Piggy: What has he done to this city?
Claire's Mom: Look what I found.::The Great Gonzo: What's that?::Claire's Mom: It's an inflatable Santa. Can someone help me blow it up?::Crazy Harry: Did someone say "blow it up"? [Detonates explosives]::Claire's Mom: That's why you have to choose your words carefully around here.
Kermit the Frog: This post office is going postal!
Waldorf: [as the Muppets are dropped off by the postman] Look at what the post office sent.::Statler: Yeah. Return to sender!
Mobster: Hey, it's that looney shrimp that called us earlier.::Pepe the Prawn: They call me the Prawn.::Mobster: Hey! Are you correcting my friend over here? Because if you are, I'm gonna dip you in cocktail sauce and bite your tasty little head off!::Pepe the Prawn: Shrimp is fine.
Miss Piggy: Kermit, if you really want to go to the North Pole, then go ahead.::Kermit the Frog: Oh, thank you, Piggy.::Miss Piggy: And do me a favor. When you get there... stay there!
Pepe the Prawn: We'd love to help you take those letters to Santa.::Rizzo the Rat: But our flying unicorns are at the shop.
Joy: Welcome to North Pole Airlines. We have more flights to the North Pole than any other airline: one.
Fozzie Bear: Hey, guys, here's a joke for ya. Who delivers presents to baby sharks? Santa Jaws! [Alarm goes off]::Bobo the Bear: All right, step aside. Did you know that telling jokes at an airport terminal is a federal offense? Especially jokes that are that bad.::Fozzie Bear: Well, if you didn't like that one, I've got a hundred more. [takes out index cards]::Bobo the Bear: He's got cards! [Tackles Fozzie]
Statler: This is my favorite Christmas tradition.::Waldorf: Carolers?::Statler: No, heckling them! [both laugh] Hey, how about you do Silent Night?::Waldorf: Not sing it, just stay silent all night!
Plot
The owner of a bank (Miss Bitterman) wants to own the Muppet Theatre so she can build a nightclub over it. After she tricks Pepe into giving her the only copy of the contract between her father and the Muppets, she changes it so the Muppets have very little time to pay a debt they owe. Meanwhile, the Muppets are trying to put on a Christmas show. After the Muppets are confronted by Bitterman, they make a lot of sacrifices to save up so they can keep the Theatre.
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More holiday fun than humanly possible!
[In a parody of 'Moulin Rouge.']::Robin: I'm the Green Fairy.::Kermit: But what are you doing in my drink?::Fozzie: The backstroke.
Daniel: I know that Bitterman changed the contract.::Kermit: Wha- how do you know THAT? Oh, wait a second, you don't run one of those Muppet Internet fan sites, do ya?
Triumph the Insult Comic Dog: Muppet movies are always the best.::Kermit: You mean that?::Triumph the Insult Comic Dog: FOR ME TO POOP ON!
Rachel Bitterman: You are very fit for a plus sized pig.::Miss Piggy: And you will not look good with a plus sized lip.
Sam the Eagle: It seems the words on my mug are right: "It is hard to soar with Eagles when you work with Turkeys."
Kermit: [whispers] Psst, come close. [Daniel leans foreward and Kermit shouts] I wish I had never been born!
Kermit: I wish I've never been born!
Kermit: We're going to get you that money.::Rachel Bitterman: Yeah, when pigs fly. [Miss Piggy suddeny comes flying by, dangling from the "five golden rings"] For the record, I consider that flying pig to be a coincidence and not a sign from God!
Kermit: [watching Rizzo the Rat on "Fear Factor"] How can NBC live with themselves?
Pepe the Prawn: I got good news! I got the fire permit, the health permit, the permit to open a topless nightclub, all the contracts...::The Great Gonzo: Wait a minute. The permit to open a topless nightclub?::Pepe the Prawn: Better safe than sorry, okay?::The Great Gonzo: Good point.
Bobo the Bear is a fictional character in The Muppets series. He first appeared in The Muppets Take Manhattan, but as a different puppet from the current one. He is notable as a more realistic (but still anthropomorphic) portrayal of the animal on which he is based, compared to the stylized appearance of Muppet mainstay Fozzie Bear.
Bobo has been in several Muppet films as a major character and others as just a background character. One of his appearances was on Muppets Tonight as the security guard, where he had an encounter with Prince, who at the time was using his symbol moniker as a name. Prince lacked the proper identification to get into the theatre, and when he referred to himself as "The Artist Formerly Known as Prince," Bobo refers to himself as "The Bear Currently Known as Not Amused." Bobo has a seemingly clever and lovable character. His character in Muppets From Space was named Rentro.
He is easily amused yet often dry, sarcastic, and slightly befuddled.
The character appeared in the television special A Muppets Christmas: Letters to Santa, appearing alongside Nathan Lane as a pair of airport security personnel.
A bear (noun) is a type of mammal. It can also be an action (verb), meaning to hold up, carry, or support.
Bear may also refer to: