Allen, Tim Filmography

• Geezers! (2013)
• Partysaurus Rex (2012)
• Chimpanzee (2012)
• Nickelodeon Kids' Choice Awards 2012 (2012)
• The 68th Annual Golden Globe Awards (2011)
• Small Fry (2011)
• Hawaiian Vacation (2011)
• The 2011 Billboard Music Awards (2011)
• Pixar: 25 Magic Moments (2011)
• John Belushi: Dancing on the Edge (2010)
• I Am Comic (2010)
• The 8th Annual TV Land Awards (2010)
• I Am (2010)
• Toy Story 3: The Gang's All Here (2010)
• Toy Story 3 (2010)
• Crazy on the Outside (2010)
• Toy Story 3: The Gang's All Here (2010)
• Crazy on the Outside (2010)
• The Six Wives of Henry Lefay (2009)
• The Six Wives of Henry Lefay (2009)
• Yosemite Three (2009)
• The Tragic Side of Comedy (2009)
• Starz Inside: Comics on Screen (2009)
• The 7th Annual TV Land Awards (2009)
• AFI's 10 Top 10: America's 10 Greatest Films in 10 Classic Genres (2008)
• Redbelt (2008)
• Be Funny (2008)
• AFI's 100 Years... 100 Movies: 10th Anniversary Edition (2007)
• Bikers, Brawls and Burning Bars: The Making of 'Wild Hogs' (2007)
• The Pixar Story (2007)
• Fired! (2007)
• In the Pink (2007)
• Wild Hogs (2007)
• The 64th Annual Golden Globe Awards (2007)
• Cars (2006)
• The Santa Clause 3: The Escape Clause (2006)
• Comedy Club Shoot-Out: Vol. 2 (2006)
• The Santa Clause 3: The Escape Clause (2006)
• Zoom (2006)
• The Shaggy Dog (2006)
• Zoom (2006)
• The Shaggy Dog (2006)
• When Stand-Up Comics Ruled the World (2004)
• Comedy Central Presents: 100 Greatest Stand-Ups of All Time (2004)
• The Funniest Families of Television Comedy: A Museum of Television & Radio Special (2004)
• Jimmy Neutron: Win, Lose and Kaboom (2004)
• Christmas with the Kranks (2004)
• These Guys (2003)
• The 29th Annual People's Choice Awards (2003)
• Tim Allen Presents: A User's Guide to 'Home Improvement' (2003)
• These Guys (2003)
• Christmas from Hollywood (2003)
• The 60th Annual Golden Globe Awards (2003)
• Top Speed (2003)
• Tim Allen Presents: A User's Guide to 'Home Improvement' (2003)
• ABC's 50th Anniversary Celebration (2003)
• AFI Life Achievement Award: A Tribute to Tom Hanks (2002)
• Big Trouble (2002)
• Movie Show Plus (2002)
• Playboy: Inside the Playboy Mansion (2002)
• Playboy: The Ultimate Pamela Anderson (2002)
• TVography: Home Improvement - A Half Hour of Power (2002)
• The Teen Choice Awards 2002 (2002)
• The Santa Clause 2 (2002)
• The Santa Clause 2 (2002)
• The Santa Clause 2 (2002)
• Laughing Out Loud: America's Funniest Comedians (2001)
• Laughing Out Loud: America's Funniest Comedians (2001)
• Breaking the Silence: The Making of 'Hannibal' (2001)
• Who Is Cletis Tout? (2001)
• Joe Somebody (2001)
• The Story Behind 'Toy Story' (2000)
• AFI's 100 Years... 100 Laughs: America's Funniest Movies (2000)
• The Beatles Revolution (2000)
• The 26th Annual People's Choice Awards (2000)
• Full Mountie (2000)
• Buzz Lightyear of Star Command: The Adventure Begins (2000)
• 1st Annual TV Guide Awards (1999)
• Galaxy Quest (1999)
• Home Improvement: Backstage Pass (1999)
• Home Improvement: Backstage Pass (1999)
• The 25th Annual People's Choice Awards (1999)
• The 51st Annual Primetime Emmy Awards (1999)
• Toy Story 2 (1999)
• Celebrity Profile (1998)
• The 24th Annual People's Choice Awards (1998)
• The Great Christmas Movies (1998)
• Hollywood Salutes Arnold Schwarzenegger: An American Cinematheque Tribute (1998)
• For Richer or Poorer (1997)
• Jungle 2 Jungle (1997)
• Meet Wally Sparks (1997)
• The 23rd Annual People's Choice Awards (1997)
• The 22nd Annual People's Choice Awards (1996)
• The 68th Annual Academy Awards (1996)
• Classic Stand-Up Comedy of Television (1996)
• Comedy Club Superstars (1996)
• The 38th Annual Grammy Awards (1996)
• The 67th Annual Academy Awards (1995)
• The 52nd Annual Golden Globe Awards (1995)
• The 52nd Annual Golden Globe Awards (1995)
• The 21st Annual People's Choice Awards (1995)
• The 21st Annual People's Choice Awards (1995)
• The 21st Annual People's Choice Awards (1995)
• Toy Story (1995)
• 50 Years of Funny Females (1995)
• Playboy: The Best of Pamela Anderson (1995)
• The 20th Annual People's Choice Awards (1994)
• The 51st Annual Golden Globe Awards (1994)
• Nickelodeon Kids' Choice Awards '94 (1994)
• The 46th Annual Primetime Emmy Awards (1994)
• The Santa Clause (1994)
• The Santa Clause (1994)
• Golden Globes 50th Anniversary Celebration (1994)
• The 51st Annual Golden Globe Awards (1994)
• ABC's 40th Anniversary (1994)
• The 20th Annual People's Choice Awards (1994)
• The 50th Annual Golden Globe Awards (1993)
• The 14th Annual CableACE Awards (1993)
• The 19th Annual People's Choice Awards (1993)
• The 19th Annual People's Choice Awards (1993)
• The 50th Annual Golden Globe Awards (1993)
• The Ultimate Driving Challenge (1993)
• The 45th Annual Primetime Emmy Awards (1993)
• Our First Video (1993)
• The 13th Annual CableACE Awards (1992)
• The 44th Annual Primetime Emmy Awards (1992)
• The 18th Annual People's Choice Awards (1992)
• Walt Disney World's 20th Anniversary Celebration (1991)
• Tim Allen Rewires America (1991)
• The 12th Annual CableACE Awards (1991)
• ABC TGIF (1990)
• Tim Allen: Men Are Pigs (1990)
• Tim Allen: Men Are Pigs (1990)
• Tim Allen: Men Are Pigs (1990)
• Rodney Dangerfield: Opening Night at Rodney's Place (1989)
• Comedy's Dirtiest Dozen (1988)
• Comedy's Dirtiest Dozen (1988)
• What Do You Say to a Naked Lady? (1988)
• Tropical Snow (1988)
• What Do You Say to a Naked Lady? (1988)
• Northwest Afternoon (1984)
• An Evening at the Improv (1982)
• An Evening at the Improv (1982)

Allen, Tim Filmography

• Dolan's Cadillac (2009)
• Walled In (2009)
• Intimate Stranger (2006)
• Betrayed (2003)

Allen, Tim Filmography

• Uncle Jonny (2008)
• The Girl Who Came Late (1992)

Famous quotes by Tim Allen:

"There are flaws in the way politics is reported in this country today and we should do something about it, ... Radio and television coverage of politics doesn't see its role as a mission to explain, but to destroy, in a pernicious culture in which journalists pit themselves against politicians."

"Dad needs to show an incredible amount of respect and humor and friendship toward his mate so the kids understand their parents are sexy, they're fun, they do things together, they're best friends. Kids learn by example. If I respect Mom, they're going to respect Mom."

"While awaiting sentencing, I decided to give stand-up comedy a shot. The judge had suggested I get my act together, and I took him seriously."

"Men are pigs. Too bad we own everything."

"Women are like cars: we all want a Ferrari, sometimes want a pickup truck, and end up with a station wagon."

"Never comment on a woman's rear end. Never use the words "large" or "size" with "rear end." Never. Avoid the area altogether. Trust me."

"Electricity can be dangerous. My nephew tried to stick a penny into a plug. Whoever said a penny doesn't go far didn't see him shoot across that floor. I told him he was grounded."

"My mom said the only reason men are alive is for lawn care and vehicle maintenance"

"Men are liars. We'll lie about lying if we have to. I'm an algebra liar. I figure two good lies make a positive."

"Women now have choices. They can be married, not married, have a job, not have a job, be married with children, unmarried with children. Men have the same choice we've always had: work or prison."

"In my experience, it's all wonderful with girls until about 16. Around that time, boys kind of calm down and start focusing their testosterone. Girls get a little challenging, especially for fathers."

"When somebody tells you they're not very smart, they're saying exactly the opposite."

"In marriage, compromise nurtures the relationship."

"I don't understand why it has to be either - or - either socialism or democracy. Why can't we combine things to get the best of each system?"

"In the last three years of racing I've met as many women fans as men fans, and in NASCAR it's the same thing. My wife loves cars, but the difference is she doesn't have 20 years of understanding the background of them. She basically drives them and uses her gut feelings as to which is best."

"The world's a mean place. It's unfair, then it's fair. It's hateful, then it's loving. It's a very peculiar place on philosophical and metaphysical and religious levels."

"Nothing's as easy as it is on a sitcom. Issues that we take care of in 20 minutes on the show can stretch out over years in real families."

"I have irrational fears, and they all go back to losing my father as a kid. I've never gotten over it."

"I love doing logos. I've been a graphic artist all my life."