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Justin Bieber,
Saxby Chambliss’s Natural Declineby Andy Borowitz
The Republican senator explained that his comments about sexual assaults in the military were the result of “declining levels of brain function created by old age and nature”…
The Perfect Pantsby Daniel Akst
The difference between the Tailored Slim Fit and the Slim Tailored Fit explained.
Justin Bieber,
Failed Canadianby Bruce McCall
Bieber has been acting in a manner sure to make people think he isn’t Canadian at all but maybe American…
6/6 9:13 AM
A Letter to Verizon Customers
While surveillance was not part of your original contract, the N.S.A. is providing this service free of charge…
6/5 9:02 AM
Saxby Chambliss Blames Rape Remarks on Nature
WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—Sen. Saxby Chambliss (R-Georgia) sought today to explain his controversial remarks about sexual assaults in the military, telling
6/3 10:38 AM
Issa Demands Hearings Into Why No One Listens to Him
Darrell Issa (R-California) today called for hearings to investigate why no one has paid any attention to him in the weeks
5/31 7:50 AM
Obama Under Fire for Using Free Government Housing
In the latest scandal to rock the Obama administration, a leading Republican congressman accused the President today of using his position
5/29 9:44 AM
Congress’s Average I.Q. Expected to Rise in 2015
The average I.Q. of a member of the House of Representatives is expected to rise sharply in 2015, experts said today.
