Harry Caray, born Harry Christopher Carabina (March 1, 1914 – February 18, 1998), was an American baseball broadcaster on radio and television. He covered four Major League Baseball teams, beginning with a long tenure calling the games of the St. Louis Cardinals, then the Oakland Athletics (for one year) and the Chicago White Sox (for eleven years), before ending his career as the announcer for the Chicago Cubs.
Caray was born Harry Christopher Carabina of Italian and Romanian parentage in one of the poorest sections of St. Louis. He was an infant when his father died. His Romanian mother, Daisy Argint, remarried, but after her death when Caray was just eight, he went to live with his aunt Doxie at 1909 LaSalle Street in a tough, working-class section of St. Louis. As a young man, Caray played baseball at the semi-pro level for a short time before auditioning for a radio job at the age of 19. He then spent a few years learning the trade at radio stations in Joliet, Illinois, and Kalamazoo, Michigan. Caray did play-by-play for the St. Louis Hawks professional basketball team (now the Atlanta Hawks) and the University of Missouri football team, and he announced three Cotton Bowl games.
Norman Gene "Norm" Macdonald (born October 17, 1963) is a Canadian stand-up comedian, writer, producer and actor. He is best known for his five seasons as a cast member on Saturday Night Live, which included anchoring Weekend Update for three years. Early in his career, he wrote for the sitcom Roseanne and made appearances on shows including The Drew Carey Show and NewsRadio. He also starred in The Norm Show from 1999 to 2001. Comedy Central named him #83 on the five-part miniseries 100 Greatest Stand-ups of All Time. He is noted as one of Conan O'Brien's favorite and most frequent guests on his various talk shows. His brother is Canadian journalist Neil Macdonald, of CBC News' Washington, D.C. bureau.
Starting February 26, 2011, Macdonald became the new host of High Stakes Poker on Game Show Network. He also hosted Sports Show with Norm Macdonald on Comedy Central, which began airing on April 12, 2011. It was announced on June 7, 2011, that the Sports Show would not be renewed for a second season, reportedly due to low ratings, even though Sports Show steadily averaged one-million viewers per episode.
Ryan Scott Dempster (born May 3, 1977, in Sechelt, British Columbia) is a Canadian Major League Baseball starting pitcher for the Chicago Cubs. Dempster bats and throws right-handed. He has been both a starter and a reliever in his career.
He was drafted by the Texas Rangers in the 3rd round of the 1995 MLB Draft and began his career with the Gulf Coast Rangers. He subsequently played for the Hudson Valley Renegades, the Kane County Cougars and the Charleston RiverDogs.
Dempster was traded to the Florida Marlins on August 8, 1996 (with Rick Helling) for John Burkett. He made his major league debut for the Marlins, working two innings of relief, on May 23, 1998 against the Pittsburgh Pirates. He allowed three earned runs on two hits in that game. He made his first start June 1 against the Chicago Cubs, but only lasted 1 1/3 innings as he was shelled for five runs while allowing 4 hits (including 2 home runs) and walking 3, to record his first career loss. After falling to 0-3 he got his first Major League win on June 28 against the Boston Red Sox, when he allowed only 1 run in 7 innings. He was 1-5 with a 7.08 ERA in 14 appearances (11 starts) that season. He started 25 games in 1999 and finished 7-8 with a 4.71 ERA.
John William "Will" Ferrell (/ˈfɛrəl/; born July 16, 1967) is an American comedian, impressionist, actor, and writer. Ferrell first established himself in the mid 1990s as a cast member on the NBC sketch comedy show Saturday Night Live, and has subsequently starred in the comedy films Old School, Elf, Anchorman, Talladega Nights, Stranger than Fiction, Blades of Glory, Semi-Pro, and The Other Guys. He is considered a member of the "Frat Pack", a generation of leading Hollywood comic actors who emerged in the late 1990s and the 2000s, including Jack Black, Ben Stiller, Steve Carell, Vince Vaughn, and brothers Owen and Luke Wilson.
Ferrell was born in Irvine, California, the son of Betty Kay (née Overman), a teacher who taught at Old Mill School elementary school and Santa Ana College, and Roy Lee Ferrell, Jr., a musician with The Righteous Brothers. His parents were both natives of Roanoke Rapids, North Carolina, and moved to California in 1964; Ferrell has Irish ancestry. Ferrell has a younger brother, Patrick. When he was 8, his parents divorced. Ferrell said of the divorce, "I was the type of kid who would say, 'Hey Look at the bright side! We'll have two Christmases.'" The divorce was amicable and both parents were committed to their children. The biggest problem was Lee's line of work. As a person in show business, his paychecks were never steady and he was gone from home months at a time. Growing up in the environment made Ferrell not want to go into show business, but get a steady job.
Mark James Grudzielanek ( /ˌɡrʌdzɨˈlɑːnɨk/; born June 30, 1970) is a retired Major League Baseball second baseman and shortstop. Grudzielanek played for six different teams during his 15-season career. He batted and threw right-handed.
Grudzielanek attended J. M. Hanks High School in El Paso, Texas and was a letterman and an All-State selection in basketball and baseball. He was a regional Skee-Ball champion in 1987. His mother is of Galician descent. His father is of Polish descent.
Grudzielanek was originally drafted by the New York Mets in the 17th round of the 1989 MLB Draft but did not sign. He was then drafted in the 11th round of the 1991 MLB Draft by the Montreal Expos and signed on June 11, 1991.
In 1994, with the Double-A Harrisburg Senators he hit .322 in 122 games and was rewarded by being selected as a Double-A All-Star, Eastern League Most Valuable Player and Expos Minor league player of the year.
He made his Major League debut on April 28, 1995 with the Expos against the Chicago Cubs, striking out as a pinch hitter against Mike Walker. He made his first start (at second base) the following day but did not record his first major league hit (a double) until May 4 against New York Mets relief pitcher Mike Remlinger. His first home run came on May 16, 1995 against Kevin Jarvis of the Cincinnati Reds. He appeared in 78 games that season, hitting .245.
You liar you bastard
You fuckin hypocrite
Felt better than others
Though t you were
A real big hit
But you are just a man
Who followed his dick
You ignored the love we had
You're just another prick
Still feel love when I'm with you
Without you only hate
Do you think we can still be happy
Last morning I had an argue
With my lover of the day
He said: 'honey sugar baby love,
How are you today?'
Didn 't know who he was talking to
So I asked him who he meant
Did you sleep with me last night
Or did you sleep with Kent?
'Who the hell is Kent', he said
'Don't know anybody with that name
Besides I'm not a homosexual
I'm a drag, which is not the same'
Oh dear, I think I fooled you
With my schizophrenic me
I hope you enjoyed the ride
She was a real pet lover
Her doggy was the best
She bought him real nice presents
He was always very well dressed
She bought him leather jackets
And spoiled him to death
Never forgot his birthday
Took him every night into her bed
She treated him like a God
Never neglected to express her love
'Cause when the mutt got horny
The hero of my childhood
Was stronger than superman
Always fair, never afraid
My hero was a she
A little girl with two plaits
She was so smart,
Never had to go to school
She followed not one single rule
She cleaned by skating through her house
With brushes on her feet
She wore two different socks
And was always there for people in need
She was extremely whippy
And could be very lippy
But don't call her a hippie
'Cause her name was Pippi
She had more muscles
Than that guy from Brussels
She was more punk rock than Sid Vicious
And looked absolutely delicious
Don't you dare to call her a hippie
Hi there handsome
You sexy thing
Untiring hunter
My hero, my king
You muscular creature
Of the human race
Come into my bedroom
So I can smash your face
Don't need your protection
I can deal with other men
I'm not your Barbie
Even though you must be Ken
You're such a brainless monster
I have a major problem
Somewhere between my thighs
Can't sit on my bike no more
Can't sit straight and nice
Libidinous wild thoughts
Took over my brain
I can't sleep at night
It's driving me insane
Dear Doctor, help me please
Isn't there a cure
'Cause I'd like to keep control
Hey what's up
What are you looking at
Did I do something stupid
Or is it something I said
Hey what's up
What are you staring at
I thought you were my friend
I thought you were my best friend
Hey what's up
The look in your eyes has changed
No, not longer friendly
But passionate and deranged
I thought you were my soul mate
Someone I could trust
I told you every secret
But now this friendship's lost
Never wanted this to happen
This chemistry in your head
I warned you before
Ignore the tits
Hollow eyes
Hollow lives
Hollow people
In disguise
Betrayal and betrayed
Envy and hate
That's what it's all about
A life of anger and aggression
A purple rage in the brain
Kept down with dope
No more feelings
No more pain
You sold your soul to the devil
And paid him with your own life
But it wasn't enough
Even the ones around you
Had to pay a price
You destroyed my spontaneity
Put all those nightmares in my head
I still can't forgive you
Climbing a rope
When I was eleven
Getting higher and higher
Until I reached heaven
Surprised by the pleasant tickling
Inside of me
The patch of fog
The weakness in my knee
Then suddenly
A big explosion of light
The awareness of my wings
Who brought me into
A starry night
It turned out to be
My favourite state of mind
So glad I discovered this trick
I'll never ever forget
The holy bible already said so
Please don't spoil your seed
It is way to important
It is real magic indeed
You can make some real art out of it
The resource of great creators
You cannot only make a kid
But you can draw some alligators
You can paint whatever you like
Make some really great designs
You only need a bit of concentration
If you want to pull some straight lines
And if you're planning
To make a real big piece of art
Be disciplined for a few weeks
And save real hard
The result is a big explosion
Attended by the soundtrack of your groans
A piece of art in motion
Astonishing to the bones
So this is what I wanted to say
Give your ideas a chance to germ
Go ahead and play