I Heart U (2012)

Actors

• Eric Bodwell (actor)
• Craig A. Butler (actor)
• Hank Carlson (actor)
• Charlie Dearing (actor)
• Phil Duran (actor)
• Peter Fishburn (actor)
• Matie Fricker (actor)
• Billy Garberina (actor)
• Michael Gingold (actor)
• Rick Gonzales (actor)
• Alan Rowe Kelly (actor)
• Sean Kindred (actor)
• Phil Leckman (actor)
• Harry Morris (actor)
• Paul Amos (actor)

Genres

• Horror

Taglines:

Marriage: All fun and games till someone loses a body part!

I Heart U (2011)

Actors

• Charlie Dearing (actor)
• Phil Duran (actor)
• Billy Garberina (actor)
• Michael Gingold (actor)
• Alan Rowe Kelly (actor)
• Jaymi McNulty (actor)
• D. Ryan Mowry (actor)
• Devin O'Leary (actor)
• Jeremy Owen (actor)
• Melissa Roberge (actor)
• Perry Rodent (actor)
• A.J. Rome (actor)
• Stephen W. Stone (actor)
• J.J. Suffron (actor)
• Eric Bodwell (actor)

Genres

• Comedy
• Horror

Taglines:

Marriage: All fun and games till someone loses a body part!

The Blood of the Cross (2007)

Actors

• Jimmy Dean Carlson (actor)
• John B. Crye (actor)
• Charles DeFazio (actor)
• Lij Kerai (actor)
• Todd Lubitsch (actor)
• Derrel Maury (actor)
• Greg McDonald (actor)
• Zeke Rettman (actor)
• Sandra DeFazio (actress)
• Jackie Ju (actress)
• Lucy (actress)
• Julie Nunis (actress)
• Todd Lubitsch (producer)
• Greg McDonald (producer)
• Todd Lubitsch (writer)

Genres

• Comedy
• Short

Taglines:

A director with a messiah complex.

The Hamiltons (2006)

Actors

• Samuel Child (actor)
• Corky Cornett (actor)
• Joe Egender (actor)
• Nicholas Fanella (actor)
• Cory Knauf (actor)
• John Krause (actor)
• Larry Laverty (actor)
• Al Liner (actor)
• Joseph McKelheer (actor)
• Nathan Parker (actor)
• Jason Pennetta (actor)
• Lucas Schulte (actor)
• Tim Tracy (actor)
• Jaclyn Chessen (actress)
• Andrew Casden (actor)

Genres

• Drama
• Horror
• Thriller

Taglines:

Every Family Has Its Secrets

Quotes:

[first lines]::Francis Hamilton: What does it mean to be happy? To be content in the world around you? Mom used to say it was family. That family was the heart of everything, even existence. Without it, there's nothing. She would always have these simple answers that somehow would sound so brilliant. And then she died. My father died along with her. Shortly after that, my brother David had to sell the farm where we grew up. Now we're just trying to be an ordinary family. Trying to figure out where we fit in the world. And for me, I'm trying to figure out where I belong, right now in this exact moment.

David Hamilton: Morning sleepyhead! You want some breakfast?::Darlene Hamilton: Why do you even bother?::David Hamilton: Because that's what families do. They have breakfast together.

Francis Hamilton: The twins. They've always been distant from the family. Wendell is the main reason why we move a lot. He just got out of jail for biting some guy's ear off in a Cheesy Chuck's pizza parlor up north. Darlene is just as mean but more refined. Like when we were kids, she used to lock me in the closet just to hear me scream, and hours later would let me out, pretending she was the one who saved me. And I always fell for it.

David Hamilton: I'm off and you go to school.::Francis Hamilton: I really don't fit in there.::David Hamilton: Look, I know it's hard for you, but can you please at least try?::Francis Hamilton: Why? It's not my fault we're always moving!::Wendell Hamilton: [walking in] You're right, Francis. It's my fault. I'm sorry guys. I know I have a bad temper. What do you want me to do?

David Hamilton: Have you fed Lenny?::Wendell Hamilton: Don't look at me, look at granny.::Francis Hamilton: Oh come on, I just did it two days ago!

Paul Glenn: That's quite a creative look you got going on there, young lady. What do you call that?::Darlene Hamilton: [smiling] Death!

David Hamilton: [talking to Paul about working at a slaugherhouse] I'm a carver. I take out organs, prep them, stuff like that.::Darlene Hamilton: Yes, David has had a real knack for gutting the life out of things.::David Hamilton: [nervously laughing] Thank you Darlene!

Paul Glenn: [upon hearing screaming] Did you guys hear that?::Wendell Hamilton: Oh, it's probably just cats... fucking.::[more screaming is heard]::Wendell Hamilton: [pounding his fist into his hand] Yep, that's definitely cats fucking alright!

David Hamilton: Alright, so you're sure that they're good?::Wendell Hamilton: Positive. On a road trip? It's gonna be two or three weeks until anyone notices.::David Hamilton: Healthy?::Wendell Hamilton: Oh yeah. I took one for a test drive.::David Hamilton: Quit acting up, okay? I don't want their faces to be showing up on the ten o'clock news like last time. This could sustain us for a while.::Wendell Hamilton: Trust me.::David Hamilton: Alright. Let's get to work.

Wendell Hamilton: [to Francis] Look, I know it fucking seems fucked up, alright? But we do what we do to survive. Alright? You do anything to fuck up our family or most importantly me, I'll fucking kill you.

Color Me Gay (2000)

Actors

• Mark Cirillo (actor)
• John Copeland (actor)
• Tim Dunaway (actor)
• Robert W. Ford (actor)
• John Franco (actor)
• Christopher Massey (actor)
• Sam Pancake (actor)
• Fred D. Scott (actor)
• David Searcy (actor)
• Eric Waddell (actor)
• Jeffrey Wylie (actor)
• Patricia Cotter (actress)
• Loretta Fox (actress)
• Sharon Johnston (actress)
• Jane Lynch (actress)

Genres

• Comedy
• Short

Taglines:

How to be gay... or just deal with someone who is.

Smokey and the Bandit (1977)

Actors

• Warde Q. Butler (actor)
• Darin Chambers (actor)
• Curtis Credel (actor)
• David Donovan (actor)
• Ronnie Gay (actor)
• Jackie Gleason (actor)
• Mike Henry (actor)
• Pat Hustis (actor)
• Lamar Jackson (actor)
• Ben Jones (actor)
• Joe Klecko (actor)
• Fred Lerner (actor)
• Michael Mann (actor)
• Macon McCalman (actor)
• Bruce Atkins (actor)

Genres

• Action
• Comedy

Taglines:

Time to take to the road, for a quiet little drive in the country...or not.
"What we have here is a total lack of respect for the law!"
It's Burt Reynolds, Sally Field and Jackie Gleason, in high gear and hot water!
Meet Bo Darville, aka, "The Bandit." Smokies (Cops) hate him. Guys dig him. And even girls can't get enough of him!

Quotes:

Big Enos: Twenty to one I break the son of a bitch this time.::Little Enos: Gimme five-hundred on the Bandit.

Buford T. Justice: Hey boy, where's Sheriff Branford?::Sheriff Branford: I AM Sheriff Branford.::Buford T. Justice: Ooo, Hee-Hee. For some reason or another, you sounded a little taller on radio, hee-hee.

Buford T. Justice: Give me a diablo sandwich, a Dr. Pepper, and make it quick, I'm in a god-damn hurry.

Buford T. Justice: [to his son] There's no way, *no* way that you came from *my* loins. Soon as I get home, first thing I'm gonna do is punch yo mamma in da mouth!

Buford T. Justice: [shouting at a trucker that has sheered a door off of Justice's patrol car] I saw that, you sombitch! You did that on purpose! You're going away till you're gray! I got the evidence!::Buford T. Justice: [speaks to Junior] Put the evidence in the car.::Junior: But Daddy...::Buford T. Justice: Put the *evidence* in the *car*!::[shouting to trucker again]::Buford T. Justice: I'm gonna barbeque yo' ass in molasses!

Bandit: Well, go girl, go!::Carrie: [She is driving] I'm goin' I'm goin! I got the metal to the petal and the thing to the floor!

Carrie: I think I just went 10-100.::Bandit: Well that's Better than 10-200.::Carrie: [a little flustered] Yes that's true.::[they both laugh]

Buford T. Justice: If you're gonna hang out in places like this, wear a badge on your didey

Alabama State Trooper: Did you see that? They went right through our roadblock!::Buford T. Justice: You som'bitches couldn't close an umbrella!

Bandit: [commenting on Carrie's legs] Well, Cowboys love fat calves.::Carrie: They're not fat!::Bandit: Well, they're bigger then mine.::Carrie: Do we really wanna talk about legs?::Bandit: Well, one of us does. Otherwise we...::Carrie: Smart ass.