Picked up umbrella
Put on my bowler
Looked in mirror
Ready for the tango
I phoned a taxi
For me and Maxi
She looked fantasti
We did the tango
whoaho we danced the tango x2
dont go, we danced the tango
We drank champagne
We danced again
We had laughter
And then after
whoaho we danced the tango x2
dont go, we danced the tango
Face to face we danced
the tango
Cheek to cheek we danced
the tango
What's the matter
Is it jealousy
Your silly games
Don't bother me
What's your problem
Are you really insecure
It it natural
I'm not so sure
See the doctor
For a cure
Keep your mind
So sweet and pure
One day maybe
You'll get wise
There's no good
In hate and lies
If you want sympathy, don't come to me
You're stagnant
No more changes
It's your outlook
You should re-arrange
What's your problem
Are you really insecure
Is it natural
she really WHANT'S me
but i got a phobia
AND she really freaks me
but i'm gonna swat her
i'm gonna swat her
i'm gonna swat her (X3)
she likes the buzzcocks
but what do i get
and she noise annoys me
i can't take any more
can't take any more
can't take any more
i'm gonna swat her
i'm gonna swat her
i'm gonna swat her
she bugs me
she bugs me
she bugs me
she bugs me
she bugs me
she bugs me
she bugs me
she bugs me
i can't take any more
i'm gonna swat her
i'm gonna swat her
i'm gonna swat her
i'm gonna swat her
i'm gonna swat her
i'm gonna swat her
i'm gonna swat her
Never had no luck
never had no dreams at all
Never had a reason
To feel the way I do
When a soul train man
Sings do do do do to me
My heart is aching, baby
And I know where I should be
Never had no love
For a thousand years or more
Sometimes its easy
Sometimes it really gets me down
When a mowtown girl
Cries a melody
I'll know for sure, oh baby
Somewhere someone waits for me
Chased me from here to the other side of there
Another night inside but I don't care
Beat me up in the rain
Wrong man again
Well the ravers and the groovers,
just stood and stared.
The Bohemians said they didn't
but they cared.
The lords and the ladies,
felt they're gonna drag em down.
The armagedon dance,
that could never make a sound.
Don't you know, its saturday.
don't you know its saturday night.
Don't you know, its saturday.
don't you know its allright
The heavy weight candidate,
moved to one side.
be a Mama gotta hunger,
just lay down and die.
Friends and lovers fall to the floor.
Mr. Personality, suddenly a bore.
Don't you know, its saturday.
don't you know its saturday night.
Don't you know, its saturday.
don't you know its allright.
Late nite kid, said my oh my.
A mystery & Dennis walked by.
Every head talked and every head turned.
He was so hot that he burned.
Don't you know, its saturday.
don't you know its saturday night.
Don't you know, its saturday.
I hear people talk
I see people walk
They seem so out of touch
I wanna get away so much
All the clockwork toys
Are making too much noise
It's the machinery
It's breaking down O' can't you see
Run runaway with me
The picture doesn't change
It's just a frozen frame
I wanna break the ice
I wanna go to paradise
There is nowhere to hide
I'll take you for a ride
But not if you kiss and tell
I don't mean on a carousel
One day I'm
To say my
Three wishes come true
Till then I pretend I'm
I got a girl she likes classical
She likes Beethoven and don't we all
I've tried to tell her to teach her
to turn her on to Rossini
With a bang and a boom
and catchy little tune by Rossini
We're music lovers well that's what they say
But we're different in many ways
Now there's Nigel, he likes classical
He plays the fiddle and don't we all
I've tried to tell him to teach him
I'm flying with Tony. I'm ready to show
I got to get up to no good. I got to get up and go
I'm hanging with Benny. I'm hanging with Al
Come see the freak show. At the carnival
I'm on a high wire. And i'm not going down
Get under the big top. Get into the groove
Roll with the punches. Time to make a move
Ride the roller coaster. From coast to coast
Late at night hear the call
Of the danger to us all
In the dark he hangs around
In the dark he'll drag you down
Rocking wrecker Rocking man
Rocking wrecker he's wrecking man
Man the lifeboat don't go under
Hear him laugh hear the thunder
You can cry you can weep
He wants to send you to the deep
Wrecking rocker Wrecking man
Wrecking rocker he's wrecking man
End the storm can you save
Your body from a watery grave
On the rocks he hangs around
Hustle the money to get in tonight
We don't work no we got that right
Dedicated to our sounds that's how we get around
Dedicated to our sounds that's how we get around
Saturday comes and I get my dole cheque
I'm straight downtown I'm getting wrecked
I bought 5 LP's I'm totally skint
One Reaky Deaky Boy
Two Reaky Deaky Girls
Three Reaky Deaky Boys
Four There's More
Five Reaky Deaky Boys
Six Reaky Deaky Girls
Seven Reaky Deaky Boys
Eight Now Wait.
I See Them Dancing In The Street
To A Revolutionary Beat
Thinking They Can Stand The Heat
Never Ever Seen Them Do The Fandango
Something Borrowed Something Blue
Why Not Try Something New
I Love To See The Young Knarflers
Do The Bossanova And Fall Over
Now The Young Of Today
Like To Do It Their Own Way
It Really Is Such A Craze
When I See The Young Kids
Do The Old Tango
There is nothing to be scared of
In my trap, frightened of love
Don't try to fight me
You might even like me
Sends a shiver down your spine
Told you that you would be mine
Hush baby now don't you cry
Don't you wanna die
Put yourself in my hands
I'll hold you tenderly
Put yourself in my hands
You'll be safe with me
Sometimes it's hard to bear
You can only stop and stare
When your life unfolds
And your soul is sold
If you should walk the world alone
You may never find a home
Come on take my hand
Oh my boots they shine
And my bowler looks fine
Take some time and care
Take a look at my hair
oooh yeaah
oooh yeaah
oooh yeaaaah
im a joker in the pack
oooh yeaah
oooh yeaah
oooh yeaaaah
im a joker in the pack
We hit the dance hall
So smart and so chic
I make them laught a lot
I make them accept me
Secrets are spoken
Plans are drawn in the dust
With a gay bravado
I'm taken into their trust
oooh yeaah
oooh yeaah
oooh yeaaaah
im a joker in the pack
oooh yeaah
oooh yeaah
oooh yeaaaah
im a joker in the pack
oooh yeaah
oooh yeaah
oooh yeaaaah
im a joker in the pack
oooh yeaah
oooh yeaah
oooh yeaaaah
im a
Oh my boots they shine
And my bowler looks fine
But don't confide in my smile
Because jokers are wild
oooh yeaah
oooh yeaah
oooh yeaaaah
im a joker in the pack
oooh yeaah
oooh yeaah
oooh yeaaaah
im a joker in the pack
oooh yeaah
oooh yeaah
oooh yeaaaah
im a joker in the pack
oooh yeaah
oooh yeaah
oooh yeaaaah
Johnny joined the army
The cause he didn't know
He served three years
In the Middle East
You know it doesn't show
push push push push push push push push
Johnny was a soldier
He can't dance anymore
When he came out
He tried to form a band
But he's only got one leg
And he can hardly stand
push push push push push push push push
Now he drinks alone
He gets sentimental
He watches girls dance
You don't like the food
That mummy made
You wouldn't join in
The games we played
Why do you have to be
Such a party pooper
You wouldn't even dance
To Alice Cooper
So small and sweet
So lovely and soft
Come sit with me
I won't bite your head off
I know your name
Sugar and spice
They call you candy
Went to the fish shop (babopbedop)
Went to the chip shop (babopbedop)
Went to the burger shop (babopbedop)
Didn't have the right stuff
Hey hey I want Chinese Takeaway
Hey Hey, woo woo woo
Went to the places
Didn't see their faces
No Television,
No Competition
Hey hey I want Chinese Takeaway
Hey Hey, woo woo woo
Now I'm in the right shop (babopbedop)
To stop my hunger (babopbedop)
Can't make my mind up (babopbedop)
I'll just pick a number (boopboop)
Hey hey I ordered Chinese Takeaway
Cheese tomato flan
Crazy little man
Quiche lorraine
He's insane
Cheese tomato flan
I saw a man on the street
He was smiling he was sweet
He had a thing going on
All about vol-a-vons
The man could be french
And he was sitting on a bench
With a pie on his head
And he looked at me and said
Where he came from I don't know
But he had somewhere to go
He got up and walked away
And as he went I heard him say
Cheese tomato flan
Crazy little man
Quiche lorraine
He's insane
Talking about you
Down at Gino's
He said he'd seen you
Fooling around with John
Well what do you think
That you're doing with that loser
He's never one for hanging around too long
Something has gone wrong
And I can see the change in you
I was thinking maybe I should call you
We need to talk about the way you act
We've got to sit down
And work it out together
Cause you've changed and,
baby, that's a fact
Why do you seem so amused
You never used to be so cruel
Why am I confused
Yeah yeah
Were going to the fair
Come along I'll take you there
Yeah yeah
All the girls and boys
See the lights and hear the noise..
Come along and we'll have some fun!
Come along with me
Come along with me
Come along,
I'll take you to the fair yeah
Come along with me
Come along with me
Come along
I'll take you to the fair yeah
Yeah yeah
So much to do
I'll win a coconut just for you
Enjoy myself you can too
Ride the rollercoaster and shout woo-woo!..
Come along and we'll have some fun!
Come along with me
Come along with me
Come along,
I'll take you to the fair yeah
Come along with me
Come along with me
Come along
I'll take you to the fair yeah
Yeah yeah
Were going to the fair
Come along I'll take you there
Yeah yeah
All the girls and boys
See the lights and hear the noise..
I look so debonaire
I haven't got a care in this world,
this crazy world
And I act oh so suave
Sophisticated, boy I've got it all
I'm a star
Dance the night away
Down in gay Paris
Dance the night away
On the Champs-Elysees
Dance the night away
Down in gay Paris
Dance the night away
Make it sleazy
I am a mystery
Not what I seem to be, oh no
It's so Parisian.
I am a masquerade
Just a man-parade
So I dance, I dance with you.
Dance the night away
Down in gay Paris
Dance the night away
On the Champs-Elysees
Dance the night away
Down in gay Paris
Dance the night away
Make it sleazy
I look so debonaire
I haven't got a care in this world,
this crazy world
You'll see my name in lights
One of the better sights
I'm the attraction,
Calling calling all the world
Why do you have to be this way
Calling calling all the world
Why do you have to be afraid
I know things are bad
We can make them good
You might think its crazy
but I know we could
Change life and make it better
Think about the future
Calling calling all the world
I know we're not a pretty sight
Calling calling all the world
It's up to us to make it right
Calling calling all the world
Why can't wars just cease
Calling calling all the world
California sun
Shining through the window
Beating up and down
Like a yellow yo-yo
It's just the sun
Annie's got a gun
She knows how to use it
Points it at the sun
It's a California shoot out
She's got a gun
California Sunset
Orange skies by day
California dreaming
The California way
S.... another stranger
Lying by the pool
Dying to be near you
O' we look so cool
Judy Jackie Johnny Joe
Danny Dave Ricardo
Jesus George Herman Hans
Paulo Sergei Jean-Claude Franz
Having fun?
Shaun Briggita Mario
Carlo Kevin Julio
Keiko Kikki Marilyn
Bob Ted Rin-Tin-Tin
Donald Mickey Little Bo
Juliet Romeo
Florence Dougal Zebedee
Oh God, you are my hero,
You're my main man.
Oh God, you are my hero,
You're my main man.
I read the bible everyday
To see what you have got to say
It doesn't make no sense to me
I'd rather read the beano!
Oh God, you are my hero,
You're my main man.
Oh God, you are my hero,
You're my main man.
So what if I dont go to heaven?
It's all a load of '27'
I'll have a better time in hell,
Don't want to be an angel!
Oh God, you are my hero,
You're my main man.
Oh God, you are my hero,
You're my main man.
The things you preach are out of reach
I'm getting crucified!
How viddy he bog as a rabid dog
Selling fucking lies!?
Oh God, you are my hero,
You're my main man.
Oh Bog!
Oh God, you are my hero,
You're my main man.
Oh Bog!
do you do what others don't
do you go where other won't
do you have to be the first
do you have some kind of curse
oh oh little black sheep
oh oh poor bo peep
can't just be a happy fan
you have got to bet the man
can't just be in the back row
you have got to steal the show
oh oh little black sheep
There you go weeping like a willow
Lay your head down on my pillow
Come one stop your poses
Come on it's a bed of roses
We can dream all night together
Or my nightmare could last forever
So sad the way cry
You've made your bed
Now you've got to lay in it
It's not so late around midnight
Blow out the candlelight
Let me rake you
Close your eyes
Let it make heave a sigh
Let's go to the land of darkness
Feel the sandman's
soft and sweet caress
When we wake
and raise our sleep heads
Will we remember
the dream things we said
There you go weeping like a willow
Lay your head down by my side
Come on come on baby
Theres a rumor. You're the talk of the town
Theres a whisper. And the word is going around
You're on the front page. All scandal and disgrace
You were an unknown. But now you got to face
You naughty naughty girl. You naughty naughty girl
I know you're having fun. And you don't care what they
You like to break the rules. In all the games you play
So now you're in a league. Of your own
You were a baby but you've grown and grown and grown
Into a bad girl. You naughty naughty girl
Daddys angels. Got a tarnished reputation
My mama told me off
She said 'd done her wrong
She said 'd been a bad bad boy
She said I make her sad
She said I drive her mad
and now she's takin' all my toys
O-o I've been a bad bad boy
O-o I've been bad
And now she keeps me in
I'm paying for my sin
The door is locked I can't go out
I have apologized O how I've really tried
Not to be a bad boy
You try to help me out
But all we do is shout
Why should we act this way
MY love for you is strong
But I keep doing wrong
You are an angel
that money couldn't buy
You are an angel
Oh lord don't ask why
You are a lover
seductive from the start
You are a lover
that mends my broken heart
And when you bang your gong
I will surely run to you
My angel, my angel, my angel yeah!
You are an angel
a messenger of peace
You are the beauty
that soothes the savage beast
You are a lover
seductive from the start
You are a lover
that mends my broken heart
And when you bang your gong
I will surely run to you
My angel, my angel, my angel yeah!
My angel, my angel, my angel yeah!
And when you bang your gong
I will surely run to you
My angel, my angel, my angel yeah!
My angel, my angel, my angel yeah!
My angel, my angel, my angel yeah!
Girls in blue jeans boys looking mean
Sinister dudes, got an eye on you
Men in pink suits ladies in jack boots
Guns running blues
don't know what to do
Let's dance Let's shake it up
You say what you want to say
You do what you want to do
You be what you want to be
You go where you want to go
You say that you want to say
You have what you want to have
Last night last week
A million years ago
Today or tomorrow
Freaky future show
Someone Somewhere
People near and far
All men all mankind
Look for Shangri-la
Looking for Shangri-la
Old man young girl little
baby child
Can you remember the words
of Oscar Wilde
Down in the gutter,
looking at the stars
All men all mankind
hey you, i'll tell you what to do i'll tell you what i know hey hey don't go away we got a lot to say yeah yeah you don't have to care but do it anyway yes if you want success o my advise is..... hey man don't you know i can make you someone hey hey you can be a star all you have to do is..... shake rattle bang your head!
If I phone you up, and you feeling down.
and nothing's going right tonight,
Your sinking in the ground.
Your so sensitive.
If I say some thing wrong, you might start to cry
I don't wanna get you down, don't want you to cry.
Shroud, cloak, veil, smoke
In camera, masquerade
Incognito, ambuscade
Come, come to daydreamers night
You can be who you like, Be a star
Sneak, Code, Secret, Mode
Sotto voice, to beguile
With giaconda smile
Sub rosa, underground
What was lost can now be found
Camouflage, fancy dress
The wolf must confess
Break out, burn, Liberate and learn
Unchain, uncage. Take to the stage
Transform, alchemize. Fly butterflies
Become, become free
Well I just found out
Looks can kill
There's no doubt
Looks can kill
She didn't have to break my heart
She didn't have to tear my emotions apart
I thought that I turned to stone
I felt my blood run so cold
She did it but I don't know why
Why did she give me the evil eye
Well I just found out
Looks can kill
There's no doubt
Looks can kill
She cut me down to size
Little Englander in America,
I don't know what I'm doing here,
I put the kettle on, make a cup of tea,
Put the kettle on two sugars for me,
All I want is a cup of tea, a cup of tea, a cup of tea,
All I want is a cup of tea, It's the taste of home for
Little Englander in America,
I don't know what I'm doing here,
Coffee TV have a nice day
A cup of tea would blow me away
All I want is a cup of tea, a cup of tea, a cup of tea,
All I want is a cup of tea, It's the taste of home for
It would be good
If we could get out tonight
It would be great if we could make
Something happen
We could run a race
Or stand our ground
We could find a place to hang around
But no one's mad enough no
No one's bad enough no
No one's crazy anymore
It would be wild
If we could find a lonely car
It would seem strange
If we could change the regular
We could drive all night
On full headlights
Here we go again
Happy as can be
Same old silly games
Same old repartee
It's a hard old life
It's a sad old place
So why not put a smile back on your face
Nobody gonna kick us out
We are here to stay
Bang your head against the wall
We won't go away
Get adicted in '79
Get adicted while you've still got time
Get adicted in '79
Get adicted
We won't cause a revolution
We just wanna tell
This is 1979
We're gonna give it hell
[1979 version:]
Nobody gonna kick us out
we are here to stay
bang your head against the wall
we wont go away
get adicted cause it aint no crime
get adicted while we still got time
get adicted get outta line
get ada ada ada ada adicted
we wont cause a revolution
we just wanna tell
this is... [fart noise]
we're ganna give'm hell
[Chorus]
[First verse]
These City Streets Ain't Paved With Gold
No Silver In Those Clouds I'm Told
The Road To Fortune And To Fame
It Has No Number And It Has No Name
What You Doing With Your Life Is Your Philosophy
What's It Gonna Be
It's A Trip That Has No End
Gonna Take It Again And Again And Again And Again
Do You Know Your Final Destination
Or Are You Riding From Station To Station
What You Doing With Your Life What You Gonna See
What's It Gonna Be
What Your Doing With Your Life, Your So Much Like Me
What's It Gonna Be
What Ya Doing What Ya Doing What You Wanna Say
It's A Heavy Scene. Know What I Mean
What Your Doing With Your Life, Is This Your Lucky Day
Take 27! 1,2,3,4!
Take 28! 1,2,3,4!
What a doll
What a charm
Little demon to do you harm
Fiendish fetish
Cast a spell
Make a curse
Go to hell
Wo-wo. Hey-hey
My baby left me for a G.I.R.L.
Juliet, you're the
weirdest girl I ever met
Queen bitch
That's mean
That's rich, obscene
Heartbreaker bring me down
I'm a dog
Kicked around
Wo-wo. Hey-hey
My baby left me for a G.I.R.L.
Juliet, you're the
weirdest girl I ever met
What a doll
What a charm
Little demon to do you harm
Fiendish fetish
Cast a spell
Make a curse
Go to hell
Wo-wo. Hey-hey
Kicked out on the street
Poor kid got no sweets
Box boy corner girl
Gremlins in the machine world
We want you to fuck it up
Bohemians Hedonists
People with a psycho twist
Renegades Reprobates
Anyone outside the gates
Playing world cup in the street
Making magic with my feet
I'm spotted by a scout
"Bring your boots, you'll turn out"
Put on the shirt for my first game
And scored a hat-trick won the fame
Local boy is hero gets a contract,
lots of zeros
Glory Glory Football Fairy Story
I'm captain I am class
I am the genius of the grass
Showing style and skill and grace
Wonder goals and lightning pace
10 to go at Wembley
all the crowd are calling me
To lead the team and win the cup
I often stop and wonder why i appeal to girls
How many times i blunder in love and out again
They offer me devotion, i like it i confess
When i reflect emotion, there’s no need to guess
Falling in love again
Never wanted to
What am I to do?
Can't help it
Love's always been my game
Play it how I may
I was made that way
Everything is alright, everything is fine
All you got is money and all I got is time
Everybody's happy
Everyone's relaxed
Everybody's charming
but someone's gotta attack
You better be alert
cause you're gonna hurt
and you better beware
'cause no one will care
so you better beware
Eyes front eyes left
Eyes front eyes right
I hate this war
Can't take any more
It's a real gas
How long does it last
I don't wanna die for England
I don't wanna die at all
I I I I OOOO
I I I I OOOO
I got my uniform
Now it's battle torn
I'm wet and I'm cold
What a way to grow old
I don't wanna die for England
England will survive
I I I I OOOO
I I I I OOOO
I I I I OOOO
I I I I OOOO
I don't wanna die for England
I don't wanna die at all
I don't wanna die for England
We started playing at seventeen
Another part of a bigger scene
We used to wear a shirt back then
Said fuck you man we don't care
We looked back
We didn't see you following
We looked back
Where did you go
We looked back
We didnt see you following
We looked back
A rivers gonna flow
There were times as good as it gets
& there were those disasterous sets
We always had a story to tell
Maybe you tell it as well
We looked back
Thanks for coming if you were there
It is something that we will always share
We're sorry if we let you down
It ain't always funny being a clown
We looked back on times gone by
I never wanted to conform
I never wanted a uniform
Youth and me a perfect company
A smile or two will get us through
Youth and me perpetuity
A smile or two will get us through
All I wanna, All I wanna
All I want is youth
I wish I was forever young
(Daddy Look)
Can it be my time has come
(That's it)
Youth can be a future for me
The child will find his history
Youth and me eternity
Youth and me in perpetuity
Am I just a peter pan
Will I ever be a man
If I could be just sweet sixteen
Would I know what life could mean
Youth and me the perfect company
Their open minds are doing fine
Sucking on our space and time
Destitute they'll find their goal
Looking in an empty hole
Telepathic people
Looking in my mind
Telepathic people
I don't know what you'll find
Private thoughts they try to hide
When hopelessly they look inside
Searching through your every thought
To find something they haven't caught
Telepathic people
Looking in my mind
Telepathic people
I don't know what you'll find (x2)
Their open minds are doing fine
Sucking on our space and time
Destitute they'll find their goal
Looking in an empty hole
Telepathic people
Looking in my mind
Telepathic people
I don't know what you'll find
Telepathic people
Looking in my mind
Telepathic people
