A Bit of Fry & Laurie is a British sketch comedy television series written by and starring former Cambridge Footlights members Stephen Fry and Hugh Laurie, broadcast on both BBC1 and BBC2 between 1989 and 1995. It ran for four series and totalled 26 episodes, including a 35 minute pilot episode in 1987.

As in The Two Ronnies, elaborate wordplay and innuendo were staples of its material. It frequently broke the fourth wall; characters would revert into their real-life actors mid-sketch, or the camera would often pan off set into the studio. In addition, the show was punctuated with non-sequitur vox pops in a similar style to those of Monty Python's Flying Circus, often making irrelevant statements, heavily based on wordplay. Laurie was also seen playing piano and a wide variety of other instruments and singing comical numbers.

Broadcast details[link]

The 36-minute pilot was broadcast on BBC2 on Boxing Day 1987, although it was later edited down to 29 minutes for repeat transmissions (including broadcasts on the Paramount Comedy Channel). The full version is intact on the Series 1 DVD. It was the first pilot Fry and Laurie had produced for the BBC since 1983; their previous attempt, The Crystal Cube, had not met with the BBC's approval.^[1]

The first three series were screened on BBC2, the traditional home for the BBC's comedy sketch shows, while the fourth series switched to BBC1, the mainstream entertainment channel. The last series was the least well-received, for a number of reasons: BBC1 was not the best place to showcase Fry and Laurie's arch humour; it featured celebrity guests in all but one episode, an addition of which neither Fry nor Laurie approved; and it was shown not long after Stephen Fry's nervous breakdown in 1995, which cast a shadow over the series. One reviewer says that, perhaps owing to this, Fry got more of the laughs, while Laurie was increasingly relegated to the "straight man" role.^[2]

From series 1–3 there were also several occasional guest artists, before they were made a permanent fixture during series 4, including: Selina Cadell (Series 2, episode 4), Paul Eddington (Series 2, episode 5), Nigel Havers (Series 2, episode 6), Rowan Atkinson (Series 2, episode 6), Nicholas Parsons (Series 3, episode 1), Rebecca Saire (Series 3, episode 2 and 5), Gary Davies (Series 3, episode 6), and Colin Stinton (Series 3, episode 6).

Satire[link]

The show did not shy away from commenting on issues of the day. A sketch in the second series, in which a Conservative government minister is strangled while Stephen Fry screams at him "What are you doing to the television system? What are you doing to the country?", is an attack on the Broadcasting Act of 1990 and the perceived motivations of those who supported it. The pair would later attack what they saw as the Act's malign aftereffects in the sketch "It's a Soaraway Life", a parody of It's a Wonderful Life evoking a world in which Rupert Murdoch had not existed.

The series made numerous jokes at the expense of the Tory prime ministers of the time, Margaret Thatcher and John Major, and one sketch depicting a televised "Young Tory of the Year" competition, in which a young Conservative (Laurie) recites a deliberately incoherent speech consisting only of nonsense political buzzwords, such as "family values" and "individual enterprise".

Noel Edmonds was also a frequent target. During a sketch where Fry had supposedly removed Laurie's brain, Laurie came out and said that he had just finished watching Noel Edmonds and that he is fantastic.

Catchphrases[link]

"Please Mr. Music, will you play?"[link]

Each episode of Series 3 and 4 ends with Stephen Fry preparing a ridiculously named and even more ridiculously concocted cocktail. Fry entreats Laurie to play the closing theme by saying, "Please Mr. Music, will you play?" He then shakes the cocktail while dancing eccentrically and serves it to Laurie (in Series 3) or the guest performers (in Series 4), while Laurie plays the piano and impersonates a muted trumpet.

Both in Series 3 and 4, Fry precedes the question with increasingly silly introductions:

• "I say, as I like to on these occasions, those six refreshing words that unlock the door to sophisticated evening happiness. I say:" (Series 4, episode 3)
• "And now into the cocktail shaker of my mouth I throw these six words: You Please Music Mr Will Play. I give a brief shake [he shakes his head and makes "brr" noises], and I pour out this golden phrase:" (Series 4, episode 4)
• "And as I prepare your Swinging Ballsacks, I ask this question, in accordance with known principles:" (Series 4, episode 5)
• "While I mix these, I turn to the debonair doyen of the dance and I ask as askingly as I might this ask:" (Series 4, episode 6)
• [Preparing a "Modern Britain"] "But perhaps, somewhere, you might be inspired to add one small, tender, caring cherry of hope. I wonder. While you decide, I will entreat for the very finalest of last, last times, this entreaty of m'colleague, Britain's very own melody man, as I say to him, please, please, oh:" (Series 4, episode 7)

"Soupy twist"[link]

The catchphrase "soupy twist" was uttered by both Laurie and Fry at the end of each episode of series 3 and 4 (save the Series 3 closer), and is believed to be a phrase, likely meaning 'cheers', from the language Strom (invented by Fry and first used on his BBC Radio 4 series Saturday Night Fry). Strom comprises nonsensical single-syllable words, even shorter words that can only be expressed in over a full sentence in English, and vulgar faux amis.

"If you'll pardon the pun"[link]

A running joke had one character adding "if you'll pardon the pun" mid-conversation, when there had, in fact, been no pun uttered. The second character, puzzled, would say, "What pun?" and the first character would say, "Oh, wasn't there one? I'm sorry", and resume as normal. David Walliams and Matt Lucas paid homage to this gag in their series Come Fly with Me, with the character Moses Beacon often using the phrase.

"M'colleague"[link]

"M'colleague" is a phrase that Fry and Laurie began using during the fourth series to refer to each other. Both have since used this phrase outside the series to refer to the other, for example on chatshows, the dedication in Fry's novel The Stars' Tennis Balls which reads "To m'colleague", as well as the one in his second autobiography, The Fry Chronicles, which reads "To m'coll".

"No relation"[link]

A running gag in which either Fry or Laurie, after mentioning another character by name, follows with "no relation" as if implying that their names – which are invariably completely different from Fry and Laurie's names – would lead viewers into believing them to be a relative.

Recurring characters[link]

Though the programme mostly consisted of one-time situations and sketches, a few characters appeared over several episodes and series.

Alan[link]

Alan (Laurie) is hired as a secret agent by a mysterious organisation known only as 'The Department', before which he was a gun-runner, supply teacher, and Home Secretary. The character is a parody of several television shows of the 1970s, most prominently The Professionals.

The Bishop and the Warlord[link]

The Bishop (Fry) and the Warlord (Laurie) first appear in series 1, episode 4. They are portrayed as the world's leading "light metal" band (as opposed to heavy metal). The Warlord (guitarist) is dressed as a typical rocker, whereas the Bishop (vocalist) is dressed in his normal vestments, and one black fingerless glove. He sings (or rather speaks) his songs from a pulpit.

Control and Tony[link]

Control (Fry) and Tony Murchison (Laurie) are two excessively nice secret agents who first appear in series 1 of the show. Control is head of SIS, the British secret service. Tony Murchison is Subsection Chief of the East Germany and Related Satellites Desk, who brings Control his morning coffee. The characters discuss issues of national security with childish simplicity to parody the typically sparse details viewers were often afforded in British films of a similar genre. Much of the humour in these sketches arises from the stilted, amateurish, and inappropriate performance style. There were two written, but unaired, sketches featuring the pair, entitled "Spies Five" and "Spies/Twin" – the latter revealing that Control (whose real name was, in fact, Control) had a twin brother also named Control, who painted erotic murals in Earl's Court. The scripts for these sketches are available in the script-books.^[3][4]

Gelliant Gutfright[link]

Gelliant (Fry) is the host of short horror programme The Seventh Dimension, who presents stories such as "Flowers for Wendy" and "The Red Hat of Patferrick". Seated in an improbably large gold-buttoned leather chair, he indulges in elaborate and often pointless wordplay: "It is called 'Flowers for Wendy', but might it not rather have been called 'You have been Warned'? [pause] No, it might not." The stories told were often in the style of The Twilight Zone.

Jack and Freddy/Neddy[link]

Freddy (Laurie; character later renamed 'Neddy') is a meek, quiet man with a noticeable overbite. Jack (Fry) is an eyepatch-wearing, imposing man who belongs to an unnamed organisation. He recruits Freddy to participate in several of the organisation's efforts for the "cause", which he states to be freedom, although this may be hyperbolic. The characters stopped appearing after Neddy became Prime Minister; while he was being force-fed information from Jack, it became clear that Jack's organisation was a group of Nazis who were bent on ruling England through Neddy. Jack then stabbed Neddy in the back with his own Stanley knife.

John and Peter[link]

Perhaps the best known of the series' characters, John (Fry) and Peter (Laurie) are hard-driving, hard-drinking executives who are always partners, no matter what business they happen to be running; in most of their sketches they run a health club. Their antagonist in every business operation is the diabolical Marjorie (John's ex-wife). Eventually, Marjorie defeated the pair in the health club business off-screen, leading the two to run a public toilet and later the Diocese of Uttoxeter (John as Bishop, Peter as Executive Vice-Bishop). The sketch is a parody of television drama of the period such as BBC TV's Howard's Way, which depicted relatively small-scale businessmen as larger-than-life, world-weary, passionate, and tormented. John and Peter are invariably exhorting one another to greater efforts on behalf of their relatively insignificant businesses, with their shouted catchphrases "Damn!" and "Dammit John!". They also drink very, very excessively. One written sketch entitled "Dammit 3" was unaired; those actually shown in the programme went straight from "Dammit 2" to "Dammit 4". The script for this sketch is available in the script books and online.^[5]

Mr Dalliard[link]

Mr Dalliard is a non-appearing character in various sketches, all taking place in a shop environment. Though Dalliard never appears, and is implied to be a creation of Fry's character's^[which?] imagination, he is referred and spoken to several times in every sketch: "He isn't my Mr Dalliard, he's everybody's Mr Dalliard".

Tony Inchpractice[link]

Tony (Laurie) first appears in series 2. He is the host of several talk shows, each one devoted to an odd action performed by the host and the guest during the course of the interview. The different shows are: Trying to Borrow a Fiver Off..., Introducing My Grandfather To..., Photocopying My Genitals With..., Realising I've Given the Wrong Directions To..., and Flying a Light Aeroplane Without Having Had Any Formal Instruction With.... The character was originally modelled upon a similar figure named Peter Mostyn whom Laurie had earlier portrayed on Saturday Live. There was also a similar sketch called In the Bath With... on the radio series Saturday Night Fry.

Fillers[link]

Between sketches, both Laurie and Fry appear as people in the street, including a police officer, a drifting geek, a woman who suddenly remembers she has "left the iron on", a pensioner who says that he "wouldn't suck it", without specifying what 'it' is and then walking off laughing, an old conservative, and others. Such insertions became less frequent in the last two series.

Episode guide[link]

• Pilot : 26 December 1987 (36 minutes)
• Series One : 13 January 1989 – 17 February 1989 (six episodes)
• Series Two : 9 March 1990 – 13 April 1990 (six episodes)
• Series Three : 9 January 1992 – 13 February 1992 (six episodes)
• Series Four : 12 February 1995 – 2 April 1995 (seven episodes)

Two compilations were broadcast on BBC Radio 4 on 11 August 1994.

DVD releases[link]

After much fan-driven petition, the first series of A Bit of Fry and Laurie, plus the pilot, was released on DVD on 3 April 2006 in Region 2. Series two was released on 12 June, with a bonus feature, the 45-minute Cambridge Footlights Revue (1982) in which Fry and Laurie appear with Emma Thompson, Tony Slattery, Penny Dwyer, and Paul Shearer.

The third series followed in October 2006. Amazon UK released a complete box set (all 4 series) on 30 October 2006, along with series 4 itself.

Series 1 was released on 6 July 2007 in Region 4. Region 1 versions of the first two series were released in the United States and Canada on 22 August 2006.

There is a copyright-related music edit on the Series 1 DVD during the final sketch of episode 6 ("Tony of Plymouth (Sword Fight)"). In the broadcast version, the music was from the soundtrack of "The Sea Hawk" but instead a new piece of music has been used, drowning out most of the dialogue in the process. In Series 2, Saint-Saens is not credited for the end music ("Finale" from The Carnival of the Animals) until the second half of the series. On the series 3 DVD for Region 1, the sketch which features Laurie and Fry singing The Beatles' "Hey Jude" has been omitted for unknown reasons.

In Australia, A Little Bit of Fry & Laurie: Series One Episodes 1–3 (Comedy Bites) was released on 4 March 2010.

DVD release dates[link]

Music[link]

Laurie is an accomplished musician, and this talent was often featured on the show in the form of plot points in a sketch and satirical songs. It was also a chance for Laurie, who often played straightman to Fry's antics, to show his own comedic abilities. The first such song, "Mystery", parodies a mournful love song from a lounge singer (Laurie mimics the vocal mannerisims of Sammy Davis Jr.) and presents the obstacles to a relationship between the singer and the object of affection, which become more outlandish every verse: she lives in a different country, would probably have a problem with the singer's job ("with the Thames Water Authority"), has never actually met and may indeed "take a violent dislike" to the singer, and has been dead since 1973 ("fifteen years come next Jan-uary"). This segment of the show quickly became one of its most popular. Laurie later played the song when appearing on an episode of Inside the Actor's Studio in 2006. His songs include:

• "Little Girl": Wearing a false pencil moustache and overly-oiled hair, Laurie, in the role of a child pornographer-celebrity photographer, tells in the style of Noël Coward of how he made an underaged girl famous by seducing and taking wildly erotic pictures of her. As the paparazzo continues to photograph the girl throughout her lifetime, she becomes a singing sensation, marries and divorces a pop singer, and fades out of the public eye. The photographer ends his song by mourning that the 'little girl' is no longer little or a girl, but on the bright side, has a young daughter whom the photographer would very much like to meet.
• "America": Laurie dresses in what was, at the time, the 'standard' American rock star uniform – flannel, white T-shirt, jeans, sneakers, and a bandana headband in the style of Bruce Springsteen and Jimi Hendrix. Laurie dramatically sings the song, the lyrics of which consist of "...America, America, America..." and "...the States, the States, the States...", until Fry comes on stage, quite annoyed, and punches him.
• "The Sophisticated Song": Laurie, in a white and black suit, plays guitar, accompanied by a back-up band, singing about how normally he is very cool until he needs to talk to his true love, at which point he becomes so speechless, he begins to drool.
• "The Polite Rap": Prancing around in neon gangsta clothing, Laurie parodies the hip hop culture with this rap telling people to be nice, rather than bad, and that he's a "good-ass motherliker", rather than "bad-ass motherfucker".
• "Where is the Lid?": Laurie announces that he has written a "savage, angry" song about "jars that become separated from their lids". Playing the piano, he sings "Where is the lid?" mournfully and repetitively. In the background, Fry finds a stray lid, and tries it on an open jar sitting on the piano; it fits, and he pleads with Laurie to stop singing as the lid has been found and restored to its jar. Laurie ignores Fry and continues to play until Fry punches him. (This is immediately followed by a mini-feature about Laurie's "death".)
• "There Ain't But One Way": Laurie and Fry, dressed as two rednecks, introduce the song. A jibe at American Southern patriotism, Laurie sings about how the only way to solve the world's problems, from the hole in the ozone layer to poverty, is to "kick some ass", while Fry, playing his mentally challenged brother ("the victim of an unfortunate musical accident"), shouts out "yee-hah!" and repeats "kickin' AY-ass!" when sung by Laurie and stomps around, eventually falling offstage.
• "I'm in Love with Steffi Graf": Laurie once again has a back-up band while he plays the acoustic guitar, and makes a play at the depressing grunge music of the 1990s. He overdramatically flips the hair out of his eyes in the style of Robert Smith of The Cure and, affecting an effeminate lisp, proclaims his love for tennis player Steffi Graf. He goes so far as to proclaim that he stalked her during her tournaments and finally reveals himself as the man who stabbed Monica Seles as revenge for her defeat of Graf, a big news story in 1993. While the tune is performed, a slideshow of Steffi Graf playing tennis is shown on a projector screen.
• "Too Long Johnny": Laurie appears dressed completely in black and wearing a red fedora. He plays slide guitar on a resonator guitar and, affecting a bluesman accent, he sings, "Too long, Johnny, too long, it's way too long", then proceeds to sing/explain about how he wants to cut "it" down to a perfect length. Unfortunately, though Johnny does get "it" down to the perfect length, he claims he made "its" width much too thin, and must now start all over again.
• "Hey Jude": Laurie plays his grand piano and sings "Hey Jude" by The Beatles, in a voice reminiscent of Pinky and Perky. Fry eventually joins him on stage and begins to sing along in an impossibly deep voice. Fry then holds up cue cards so the audience may sing along with the "na na na na" of the refrain. Hugh Laurie played the piano one octave lower than usual while singing normally, this was then transposed one octave up to give a normal sounding piano with a high-pitched voice.
• "Love Me Tender": Laurie once again covers a famous musician, this time Elvis Presley. He even adopts a Presley-esque voice for the song. However, Laurie's attempt at seriousness becomes decidedly skewed after the camera pans out, revealing that he is singing to Nicholas Parsons sitting on a stool. Laurie finishes up the song then tenderly kisses the shoulder of Parsons's suit.
• "What I Mind": Laurie on piano and accompanied by a backup band band sings a country song about hard times with his "girl", who will not stop referring to him as an inanimate object, such as a hoover, a key, and a garage.
• "The Protest Song": Laurie again provides himself with a backup band and plays acoustic guitar as well as harmonica. He spoofs American college activist rock, singing about how everyone can make the world a better place. Much like his cover of "Love Me Tender", this song appears to be Laurie's attempt at seriousness, at least until he reaches the part when he must actually sing what everyone is supposed to do to build a better society. Every time he reaches this part, as if unable to think of an actual course of action to save the world, he mumbles incoherently in to the microphone. When he reaches the end of the song, he repeats the line "All we gotta do is..." several times, and then resumes playing the harmonica. He also performed this song on BBC's Comic Relief telethon in 1993, and in 2006 alongside his hosting duties on an edition of Saturday Night Live.

Hugh Laurie did not write the intro theme of the first series. It is, in fact, "Mardi Gras in New Orleans" by Professor Longhair.^{[citation needed]}

Publications[link]

Four collections of A Bit of Fry and Laurie scripts have been published.

• A Bit of Fry & Laurie. Mandarin Publishing. 1990. ISBN 0-7493-0705-6. 
• A Bit More Fry & Laurie. Mandarin Publishing. 1991. ISBN 0-7493-1076-6. 
• 3 Bits of Fry & Laurie. Mandarin Publishing. 1992. ISBN 0-7493-1701-9. 
• Fry & Laurie Bit No. 4. Mandarin Publishing. 1995. ISBN 0-7493-1967-4. 

References[link]

External links[link]

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A Bit of Fry & Laurie was a British television sketch comedy show, starring and written by Stephen Fry and Hugh Laurie, broadcast by the BBC between 1989 and 1995. Running for four series, it totalled 26 episodes (including a 35 minute special in 1987).

The following is a list of episodes of the programme and the sketches in each one.

Pilot (1987)[link]

• Customs Camera
• Holiday Photographs
• Problems around the Eye Area
• The Privatisation of the Police Force
• Critics (“Argue the Toss,” “Up the Arts,” “Oh No, Not Another One”)
• Deodorant - William Wegman from "Selected Video Works 1970-78"
• “How Lovely I Was”
• Soup/Suit
• Mystery (song)
• You Can’t Make an Omelette without Breaking Eggs (1st Gordon & Stuart)
• The word, “Gay.”
• Toy Car Showroom
• Tales of War
• Australian Soap Opera

Series one (1989)[link]

Episode 1[link]

• Parent Power
• Hugh's Poem
• Young People
• SAS
• The West Indies: A Nation of Cricketers
• Spoonbending with Mr Nude
• Censored
• Haircut

Episode 2[link]

• Information
• Sound Name (Derek Nippl-e)
• Language Conversation (Continued in Series Two's "Beauty and Ideas")
• America (song)
• Chatshow
• Spies One (1st Control & Tony)
• Beggar
• Hand Exercise
• Troubleshooters (1st John & Peter)

Episode 3[link]

• Hugh's Brain
• Gordon and Stuart Eat Greek (2nd Gordon & Stuart)
• Costume Design
• Doctor Tobacco
• Open University
• Spies Two (2nd Control & Tony)
• Special Squad

Episode 4[link]

• Trouser-Competition Introduction
• Prize Poem
• Awful Smell (Stole My Sketch 1)
• Madness
• Antique Shop (Stole My Sketch 2)
• Spies Three (3rd Control & Tony)
• Light Metal (The Bishop & The Warlord) (song)
• Bank Loan
• Nipples
• Inspector Venice (Stole My Sketch 3)
• Tomorrow's World

Episode 5[link]

• Lavatories
• Critics One
• Judge Not
• Critics Four
• Ignored Teacher
• That's It (Silhouettes 1)
• Hugh's Favourite Sketch
• Critics (heavily edited mixture between Critics Two)
• The "Burt"
• Christening
• Swiss Comedy (Heidi and Johann Smell Just Right)

Episode 6[link]

• Marjorie's Fall
• Puppy Appeal
• Leave It Out (Silhouettes 2)
• Girlfriend's Breasts
• Spies Four (4th Control & Tony)
• Violence
• Chicken
• Cocoa
• Tony of Plymouth (Sword Fight)

Series two (1990)[link]

The cover of the DVD release for the second series of "A Bit of Fry & Laurie"

Episode 1[link]

• Time Where Did You Go (Introduction/Dancercises)
• Flushed Grollings
• Dammit 1 (2nd John & Peter)
• Fast Talker
• Grandfather's Things
• Psychiatrist
• Commentators
• Spies/Pulse (5th Control & Tony)
• Michael Jackson ("Move It On Out Girl" song)

Episode 2[link]

• Tideymans Carpets Introduction/The Spillage That Wasn't (Tideymans)
• Spies/Pigeons (6th Control & Tony)
• Trick or Treat (Tideymans)
• Play It Again, Sam
• Major Donaldson
• Dammit 2 (3rd John & Peter) (Tideymans)
• "Improvised" Sketch/First Lines (Tideymans)

Episode 3[link]

• Swearing
• Witness
• Over to You
• Jewellry
• Hugh's Girlfriends
• Mystery Objects
• Society
• Dammit 4 (4th John & Peter)
• Bottom Fondling

Episode 4[link]

• "Big" Introduction
• Dinner With Digby
• Returning suits
• Hard Man's Record (1st Alan)
• Small Talk
• Dammit Lavatories (5th John & Peter)
• The Robert Robinsons
• Spies/Telescope (7th Control & Tony)
• Stephen and Hugh become big/"A Bit of Little & Large"

Episode 5[link]

• MBE Introduction
• This is Dominic Appleguard
• Rhodes Boysons
• Amputated Genitals
• The Cause (1st Jack & Freddy/Neddy) (3rd Gordon & Stuart)
• Where Eagles Dare

Episode 6[link]

• Satire/Tribute ("Where is the Lid?" song)
• Yellow Pages
• Beauty and Ideas (Continued from Series One's "Language Conversation")
• Anarchy
• Dammit Church (6th John & Peter)
• First Kiss
• Borrowing A Fiver Off
• Spies/Firing (8th Control & Tony)
• Introducing My Grandfather To...
• A Vision of Britain
• Wrong Directions (follows the end credits)

Series three (1992)[link]

Episode 1[link]

• A Word, Timothy
• Very Upset
• Love Me Tender (song)
• Milk Pot
• The Department (2nd Alan)
• Stephen's Song (song)
• Psychiatrists
• Cocktail Ending: Whiskey Thunder

Episode 2[link]

• Condom Quickie
• Embassy
• Ampersands
• Duel
• There Ain't But One Way (Kickin' Ass) Song (song)
• Petrol Attendants
• Jobs
• European Deal
• Cocktail Ending 1: A Slow Snog with a Distant Relative

Episode 3[link]

• We Haven't Met
• Names
• The Other Department (3rd Alan)
• Hey Jude (song) (Although it is intact on the Region 2 DVD, this sketch/song was NOT included on the Region 1 release, probably due to rights restrictions)
• The Day I Forgot My Legs
• Firing
• Question of Sport
• Balloon-o!
• Shoe Shop (1st Mr Dalliard)
• Cocktail Ending: Everything in the Till and No Sudden Moves

Episode 4[link]

• Get Well Card
• "Photocopying My Genitals With ..."
• My Ass
• My Ass Critique
• News Report
• Patriotism
• AA
• Marmalade
• Too Long, Johnny (song)
• The Red Hat of Patferrick (1st Gelliant Gutfright)
• Cocktail Ending 2: A Mug of Horlicks

Episode 5[link]

• Balls
• Soup or Broth
• Mental Health
• World Sport: Bushwallyta
• Spaghetti
• Aromusician
• Countdown to Hell
• The New Cause (2nd Jack & Freddy/Neddy)
• Neddy PM (3rd Jack & Freddy/Neddy)
• Cocktail Ending: Beef Goulash

Episode 6[link]

• Magazine Leaflets
• My Dear Boy
• Joke Shop
• Horrormen
• Tahitian Kitchen
• My Favourite Pants
• Devil's Music (The Bishop and the Warlord)
• Flying a Light Aircraft with ...
• Cocktail Ending: Berliner Credit Sequence

Series four (1995)[link]

Episode 1[link]

Guests: John Bird, Jane Booker

Sketches:

• Grey and Hopeless
• Guests Introduction
• Blame
• Charter
• Jane's Poem (NOTE: Script appeared in first script book as Stephen's Poem, but the poem is the same, except the line about his wife dying is changed to Jane's grandfather being murdered.)
• Smell
• All We Gotta' Do (song; Laurie performed this song when he hosted "Saturday Night Live" in 2006)
• Channel Changer
• Wonderful Life
• Cocktail Ending: Golden Meteorite

Episode 2[link]

Guests: Fiona Gillies, Kevin McNally

Sketches:

• Dog Hamper
• Hugh's Bandage
• Child Abuse
• Guests Introduction
• Going for Gold
• I'm in love with Steffi Graf (song)
• Lovers' Helper
• Fascion
• Avenger
• Operational Criteria
• Cocktail Ending: Long, Confident Suck

Episode 3[link]

Guests: Imelda Staunton, Clive Mantle

Sketches:

• Vox Pops
• Guests Introduction
• Barman
• Interruptus
• Little Girl (song)
• Making Tea
• For Some Reason Angry
• Don't Be Dirty
• Cocktail Ending: South Seas Vulvic Wart

Episode 4[link]

Guests: Caroline Quentin, Patrick Barlow

Sketches:

• Good Evening
• Guests Introduction
• Soccer School
• Dalliard: Models
• Hugh Interviewing Guests
• The polite rap (song)
• Head Gardener
• Gelliant Gutfright("Flowers For Wendy")
• Cocktail Ending: A Quick One With You, Stephen

Episode 5[link]

• Guests: Phyllida Law, Stephen Moore

Sketches:

• Oprah Winfrey
• Guests Introduction
• Grand Prix
• Tribunal
• Red and Shiny
• Pooch
• Disgusting
• Wasps
• Cocktail Ending: Swinging Ballsack

Episode 6[link]

Guests: None

Sketches:

• Stolen Money
• Young Tory of the Year
• Variety
• Gossiping Heads
• Death Threat
• What I Mind (Misunderstood) (Song)
• Honda
• The Duke of Northampton
• Cocktail Ending: Silver Prostate

Episode 7[link]

Guests: Janine Duvitski, Robert Daws

Sketches:

• Guests Introduction
• Religianto
• Consent
• Sophisticated Song (song)
• Fast Monologue
• Telephone Alert
• Truancy
• Cocktail Ending: A Modern Britain