Alley, Kirstie Filmography

• The Manzanis (2012)
• The Minister of Divine (2007)
• The 5th Annual TV Land Awards (2007)
• Golden Age of Knowledge for Eternity (2007)
• Write & Wrong (2007)
• Write & Wrong (2007)
• Fat Actress (2005)
• Family Sins (2004)
• Christmas in Tinseltown (2004)
• Back by Midnight (2004)
• While I Was Gone (2004)
• The 56th Annual Primetime Emmy Awards (2004)
• Untitled Dan Staley/Rob Long Project (2004)
• Profoundly Normal (2003)
• The Award Show Awards Show (2003)
• Profoundly Normal (2003)
• Great Women of Television Comedy (2003)
• Salem Witch Trials (2002)
• Mind Meld: Secrets Behind the Voyage of a Lifetime (2001)
• Blonde (2001)
• Saturday Night Live: The Best of Adam Sandler (1999)
• Drop Dead Gorgeous (1999)
• The Mao Game (1999)
• The 51st Annual Primetime Emmy Awards (1999)
• The Last Don II (1998)
• The 50th Annual Primetime Emmy Awards (1998)
• The Bad Boys of Saturday Night Live (1998)
• The 55th Annual Golden Globe Awards (1998)
• The 24th Annual People's Choice Awards (1998)
• The 55th Annual Golden Globe Awards (1998)
• Toothless (1997)
• Nevada (1997)
• The Last Don (1997)
• Deconstructing Harry (1997)
• For Richer or Poorer (1997)
• Nevada (1997)
• The 49th Annual Primetime Emmy Awards (1997)
• Orientation: A Scientology Information Film (1996)
• Suddenly (1996)
• Suddenly (1996)
• The 10th Annual American Comedy Awards (1996)
• Sticks & Stones (1996)
• Radiant City (1996)
• Peter and the Wolf (1995)
• Peter and the Wolf (1995)
• Peter and the Wolf (1995)
• Peter and the Wolf (1995)
• Village of the Damned (1995)
• It Takes Two (1995)
• 50 Years of Funny Females (1995)
• 3 Chains o' Gold (1994)
• Comic Relief VI (1994)
• David's Mother (1994)
• The 46th Annual Primetime Emmy Awards (1994)
• The Wonderful World of Disney: 40 Years of Television Magic (1994)
• Canceled Lives: Letters from the Inside (1993)
• Seven Deadly Sins: An MTV News Special Report (1993)
• Cheers: Last Call! (1993)
• The 19th Annual People's Choice Awards (1993)
• Look Who's Talking Now (1993)
• Cheers: Last Call! (1993)
• The 49th Annual Golden Globe Awards (1992)
• The 49th Annual Golden Globe Awards (1992)
• The 44th Annual Primetime Emmy Awards (1992)
• The American Film Institute Salute to Sidney Poitier (1992)
• Time Out: The Truth About HIV, AIDS, and You (1992)
• The 17th Annual People's Choice Awards (1991)
• The 43rd Annual Primetime Emmy Awards (1991)
• The 48th Annual Golden Globe Awards (1991)
• The 48th Annual Golden Globe Awards (1991)
• The 5th Annual American Comedy Awards (1991)
• The Movie Awards (1991)
• Victory & Valor: Special Olympics World Games (1991)
• Doris Day: A Sentimental Journey (1991)
• Masquerade (1990)
• The 47th Annual Golden Globe Awards (1990)
• The 42nd Annual Primetime Emmy Awards (1990)
• Sibling Rivalry (1990)
• Madhouse (1990)
• The American Film Institute Salute to David Lean (1990)
• The 47th Annual Golden Globe Awards (1990)
• Look Who's Talking Too (1990)
• The 16th Annual People's Choice Awards (1990)
• The Earth Day Special (1990)
• Look Who's Talking (1989)
• Loverboy (1989)
• Shoot to Kill (1988)
• Mickey's 60th Birthday (1988)
• The 40th Annual Emmy Awards (1988)
• She's Having a Baby (1988)
• Infidelity (1987)
• The 8th Annual Cable ACE Awards (1987)
• Summer School (1987)
• The 2th Annual Stuntman Awards (1986)
• Prince of Bel Air (1986)
• Stark: Mirror Image (1986)
• A Bunny's Tale (1985)
• Blind Date (1984)
• Champions (1984)
• Runaway (1984)
• Sins of the Past (1984)
• One More Chance (1983)
• Star Trek: The Wrath of Khan (1982)

Famous quotes by Kirstie Alley:

"I am the Jenny Craig evangelist!"

"You are not in business to be popular."

"I've learned that you'll never be disappointed if you always keep an eye on uncharted territory, where you'll be challenged and growing and having fun."

"I'm happy when I'm juggling, but I feel like I've gone from, like, 3 balls to 10 -- bowling balls. But, that's a good problem. I don't really have a complaint about that."

"I had a great time getting fat and now I'm going to have an even greater time losing weight. I had four offers from other companies, but I wanted to go with the ... one that I knew would work--and, let's face it, Jenny Craig's food is hands-down the yummiest."

"It's like giving birth to a kindergartener,"

"I was really tired of words like 'plus size,' 'round' and 'large.' I thought, 'Come on, we're fat.'"

"People change, not necessarily in negative ways. Sometimes goals and intentions in life aren't aligned. It's just choices we make in life. Otherwise, why aren't we with the person we were with in seventh grade?"

"Smile don't frown"

"I don't think that [children are] any more resilient than anyone else. They're just people with little bodies."

"Until I separated from Parker, I had never been without them-and it's the hardest thing to share them. But we're trying to give the children the semblance of having whole lives."

"I love marriage. I failed at marriage, but I'd rather go into anything with gusto and fail than go into it half-assed."

"When push comes to shove, it ain't the science that's going to lift you up-it's the belief, the spiritual side of life, that's going to lift you up, no matter what religion you are."

"There's always somebody older, richer, more desperate than you."

"There's a lot more to life than how fat or thin you are."

"I don't smoke pot. I never liked it."

"I don't believe you have to have eating disorders and mental illness to screw up."

"I binge when I'm happy. When everything is going really well, every day is like I'm at a birthday party."

"I don't like psychiatry. I don't believe it works. I believe psychiatrists are neurotic or psychotic, for the most part."

"No matter what parents do, kids retain their uniqueness."