Danson, Ted Filmography

• Big Miracle (2012)
• Ted (2012)
• 18th Annual Screen Actors Guild Awards (2012)
• A Decade of Difference: A Concert Celebrating 10 Years of the William J. Clinton Foundation (2011)
• Fight for Your Right Revisited (2011)
• Clinton Foundation: Celebrity Division (2011)
• Jock (2011)
• The 62nd Primetime Emmy Awards (2010)
• The End of the Line (2009)
• The 2009 Primetime Creative Arts Emmy Awards (2009)
• You Know the Face (2009)
• The Magic 7 (2009)
• The Open Road (2009)
• 2009 Creative Arts Emmy Awards (2009)
• TV Guide Live at the Emmy Awards (2008)
• Mad Money (2008)
• Behind the Scenes with 'The Amateurs' (2008)
• The Human Contract (2008)
• The 60th Primetime Emmy Awards (2008)
• The Evening Journey (2008)
• Designing Green (2008)
• Hillary! Uncensored: Banned by the Media (2008)
• Nobel Son (2007)
• Guy Walks Into a Bar (2006)
• Bye Bye Benjamin (2006)
• Who Killed the Sitcom? (2006)
• Bye Bye Benjamin (2006)
• Greener Buildings/Bluer Skies (2006)
• History of Curb Your Enthusiasm: Even Further (2006)
• History of Curb Your Enthusiasm: So Far (2006)
• The 4th Annual TV Land Awards (2006)
• The Moguls (2005)
• Knights of the South Bronx (2005)
• Our Fathers (2005)
• That's a Wrap (2004)
• Carla the Comeback Queen: Insults for Every Occasion (2004)
• Di Another Day: Diane Chambers from A-Z (2004)
• Fronterz (2004)
• Nicholas Colasanto: His Final Season (2004)
• Roz's Dating Tips (2004)
• Inside Out: Joey Pants (2004)
• It Must Be Love (2004)
• The 30th Annual People's Choice Awards (2004)
• Virtual Vera (2004)
• Carla's Whipping Boy (2004)
• Marching on to Season Two (2004)
• Retrosexual: The 80's (2004)
• Strictly Top-Shelf: The Guys Behind the Bar (2004)
• Shrink-Warped: Introducing Frasier Crane (2004)
• Cliff's Notes: The Wisdom of Cliff Clavin (2004)
• I'll Drink to That: Stormin' Norm-isms (2003)
• 101 Most Shocking Moments in Entertainment (2003)
• Love at First Fight: Opposites Distract (2003)
• Coach Ernie Pantusso's Rules of the Game (2003)
• CBS at 75 (2003)
• The Award Show Awards Show (2003)
• TV Land Awards: A Celebration of Classic TV (2003)
• Setting the Bar: A Conversation with Ted Danson (2003)
• The Nick at Nite Holiday Special (2003)
• The 55th Annual Primetime Emmy Awards (2003)
• Mrs. Pilgrim Goes to Hollywood (2002)
• The 28th Annual People's Choice Awards (2002)
• Living with the Dead (2002)
• The Return to the Onion Field (2002)
• Gala Paramount Pictures Celebrates 90th Anniversary with 90 Stars for 90 Years (2002)
• NBC 75th Anniversary Special (2002)
• TVography: Cheers (2001)
• Breaking the Silence: The Making of 'Hannibal' (2001)
• The 58th Annual Golden Globe Awards (2001)
• The 27th Annual People's Choice Awards (2001)
• Scene Smoking: Cigarettes, Cinema & the Myth of Cool (2001)
• The 58th Annual Golden Globe Awards (2001)
• The American Film Institute Salute to Harrison Ford (2000)
• The Search for Atlantis (2000)
• The 52nd Annual Directors Guild Awards (2000)
• Get Bruce (1999)
• 5th Annual Screen Actors Guild Awards (1999)
• Mumford (1999)
• The 25th Annual People's Choice Awards (1999)
• The 51st Annual Primetime Emmy Awards (1999)
• 4th Annual Screen Actors Guild Awards (1998)
• Monty Python's Flying Circus: Live at Aspen (1998)
• Homegrown (1998)
• The 50th Annual Primetime Emmy Awards (1998)
• Jerry and Tom (1998)
• Thanks of a Grateful Nation (1998)
• To Life! America Celebrates Israel's 50th (1998)
• Saving Private Ryan (1998)
• The 23rd Annual People's Choice Awards (1997)
• The 54th Annual Golden Globe Awards (1997)
• Star Trek: 30 Years and Beyond (1996)
• 48th Annual Primetime Emmy Awards (1996)
• Gulliver's Travels (1996)
• Night of About 14 CBS Stars (1996)
• 2nd Annual Screen Actors Guild Awards (1996)
• The 10th Annual American Comedy Awards (1996)
• Ink (1996)
• Loch Ness (1996)
• Visions of a New World (1995)
• 50 Years of Funny Females (1995)
• Earth Day at Walt Disney World (1995)
• Pontiac Moon (1994)
• Pontiac Moon (1994)
• The American Film Institute Salute to Jack Nicholson (1994)
• Getting Even with Dad (1994)
• The 19th Annual People's Choice Awards (1993)
• Made in America (1993)
• Canceled Lives: Letters from the Inside (1993)
• Rock the Vote (1993)
• Cheers: Last Call! (1993)
• An American Reunion: The People's Inaugural Celebration (1993)
• Cheers: Last Call! (1993)
• The 49th Annual Golden Globe Awards (1992)
• The 9th Annual American Cinema Awards (1992)
• The 49th Annual Golden Globe Awards (1992)
• Yesterday Today (1992)
• The 43rd Annual Primetime Emmy Awards (1991)
• The 17th Annual People's Choice Awards (1991)
• Voices that Care (1991)
• 1st Annual Environmental Media Awards (1991)
• The 48th Annual Golden Globe Awards (1991)
• The 48th Annual Golden Globe Awards (1991)
• The 47th Annual Golden Globe Awards (1990)
• 3 Men and a Little Lady (1990)
• The 42nd Annual Primetime Emmy Awards (1990)
• The 47th Annual Golden Globe Awards (1990)
• Help Save Planet Earth (1990)
• Danger at the Beach (1990)
• The Earth Day Special (1990)
• Cousins (1989)
• Dad (1989)
• Mickey's 60th Birthday (1988)
• The 14th Annual People's Choice Awards (1988)
• She's Having a Baby (1988)
• The 44th Annual Golden Globe Awards (1987)
• The 39th Annual Emmy Awards (1987)
• 3 Men and a Baby (1987)
• Sex Symbols; Past, Present and Future (1987)
• The 44th Annual Golden Globe Awards (1987)
• We Are the Children (1987)
• The 38th Annual Emmy Awards (1986)
• When the Bough Breaks (1986)
• When the Bough Breaks (1986)
• A Fine Mess (1986)
• NBC 60th Anniversary Celebration (1986)
• The 1986 Jewish National Funds Annual Tree of Life Awards (1986)
• Just Between Friends (1986)
• The American Film Institute Salute to Billy Wilder (1986)
• The 42nd Annual Golden Globe Awards (1985)
• Little Treasure (1985)
• The 37th Annual Emmy Awards (1985)
• The 42nd Annual Golden Globe Awards (1985)
• The NBC All Star Hour (1985)
• The 36th Annual Emmy Awards (1984)
• The 41st Annual Golden Globe Awards (1984)
• The 41st Annual Golden Globe Awards (1984)
• All-Star Party for Lucille Ball (1984)
• The 36th Annual Emmy Awards (1984)
• Something About Amelia (1984)
• The 36th Annual Emmy Awards (1984)
• Allison Sydney Harrison (1983)
• Cowboy (1983)
• The 9th Annual People's Choice Awards (1983)
• The 35th Annual Emmy Awards (1983)
• Super Bowl XVII Pre-Game Show (1983)
• Creepshow (1982)
• Dear Teacher (1981)
• Body Heat (1981)
• Spider-Man: The Dragon's Challenge (1981)
• Our Family Business (1981)
• The Women's Room (1980)
• Once Upon a Spy (1980)
• The French Atlantic Affair (1979)
• The Onion Field (1979)
• Somerset (1970)

Famous quotes by Ted Danson:

"They were amazing characters to play. It was really the aristocracy of writers. Most of the writers I've worked with since then came out of that school."

"It is particularly appropriate that we unveil this campaign on this first day of the annual international coastal clean-up effort. Beach cleanups are something each of us can do any time of the year. I'm proud to be participating in the cleanup efforts today and I encourage everyone to make the time for these types of activities."

"It is particularly appropriate that we unveil this campaign on this first day of the annual international coastal clean-up effort, ... Beach cleanups are something each of us can do any time of the year. I'm proud to be participating in the cleanup efforts today and I encourage everyone to make the time for these types of activities."

"Not everyone can play sports. Sports got me through high school, made me feel like there was a reason for living. Music can do that for some kids, but not everybody is into music or is a jock. Chess is an amazingly cheap way to capture a child's imagination and expand their brain ... there's a quiet confidence that comes from a kid learning how to play chess."

"I've had several evenings with James and he has transformed me. The experience is like a two-by-four across the forehead."

"Individuals of all ages can make an important difference in the overall health of our ocean by the actions they take every day. Simple things like picking up trash on the beach, recycling and conserving water can have a big impact on the health of our ocean."

"It is important to remember that the ocean's resources are finite. The commitment these kids are making here today is a clear and compelling call to all of us to pay attention to our ocean."

"[Diane: And everyone knows that hate is not the opposite of love. Indifference is]. Well, whatever you say. I really don't care."

"Years ago, we all talked about recycling and not dumping things down your drain and all of that, but talking doesn't help much. Basically, it's going to have to be legislation because the impact is so huge and diversified."

"I feel very strongly that you can't just beat people up anymore; you have to work hand in hand and find ways to compromise, and get big business involved, because it won't happen otherwise."

"We're not trying to reinvent the wheel; for any environmental organization to claim sole responsibility for any kind of victory is insane, because everybody attacks these problems as a group."

"If you actively do something, it will stop making you feel like a victim and you'll start feeling like part of the solution, which is just a huge benefit to your body and your psyche."

"Address these environmental issues and you will address every issue known to man. And we keep dabbling in things that aren't really that important in the long term."

"We need to start looking at having a way of managing the whole ecosystem, because you can't pick away at it piece by piece, you have to truly start being coordinated and managing our resources as a system. We haven't gotten to that point yet."

"One person goes off and works in Houston the other person goes off to London and you're on the phone to each other and somebody is paying you to kiss somebody else. It's very bizarre being an actor."

"One of the ingredients that made Cheers work so well was the great ensemble of actors we had. That's the case with any good series."

"Cloning, wow. Who would have thought? There should be a list of people who can and cannot clone themselves."

"We are so arrogant, we forget that we are not the reason for evolution, we are not the point of evolution. We are part of evolution. Unfortunately, we believe that we've been created to dominate the planet, to dominate nature. Ain't true."

"I don't think it's a matter of, do you win the game or not, it's how gracefully do you play it."

"How much do you engage yourself in what's truly real and important in life? That's the individual question."