New Tricks

After a hostage rescue goes wrong, superintendent Sandra Pullman is put in charge of unsolved crimes. With little resources and no back-up she decides to recruit three ex policeman. However times have changed, unlike her new recruits. Jack Halford is yet to get over the loss of his wife, Brian Lane is over obsessed and over medicated, and Gerry Standing is not quite the ladies man he used to be. They may have the experience but it's not like the old days. Not only are they chasing criminals, but they are having to deal with a new police force which does not always appreciate their old style policing.

Cast

• Alun Armstrong
• Dennis Waterman
• James Bolam
• Amanda Redman
• Anthony Calf
• Susan Jameson
• Denis Lawson
• Nicholas Day
• Nicholas Lyndhurst
• Chiké Okonkwo
• Storme Toolis

• Season 1
• Episode 1: (#1.1)
  [first lines]::Brian Lane: Warm, warm, warm warm. Warmer, warmer, warmer, warmer. Hot!...
• Episode 2: (#1.2)
  Olive Risk: What do you want?::Gerry Standing: I just wanted to see some of Kieran's art. You know, ...
• Episode 3: (#1.3)
  [the UCOS team is watching a video of unrests at Greenham Common when Gerry, who was at the scene at...
• Episode 4: (#1.4)
  Donald Bevan: Saturday afternoon, acting on a tipoff, Traffic arrested Fred Donaldson for drink driv...
• Episode 5: (#1.5)
  Brian Lane: The owner of the bag was identified through this: a baby's vaccination card. William Ada...
• Episode 6: (#1.6)
  Gerry Standing: Listen to this. [reading a memo] "All the constituents of UCOS over the age of fifty...
• Episode : (#1.0)
  Gerry Standing: It's er innit woof woof bang bang....
• Season 2
• Episode 1: (#2.1)
  [last lines]::Gerry Standing: And you! You should have realized that Pendle was a lesbian straight o...
• Episode 2: (#2.2)
  Gerry Standing: [on meeting Sgt. Guha] Pushkar?::Sgt Pushkar Guha: Yeah. It's Hindi for Skoda....
• Episode 3: (#2.3)
  [Dave Milner is eating a very fatty breakfast. Gerry looks on in disgust]::Gerry Standing: Have you ...
• Episode 4: (#2.4)
  Chris McConnell: I want to run with this on Sunday.::Gerry Standing: You what?::Chris McConnell: Sun...
• Episode 5: (#2.5)
  [first lines]::Trainer: So, to sum up: Creative Problem Solving. Techniques that allow us to move fo...
• Episode 6: (#2.6)
  Gerry Standing: I'm game as the poacher said when they shot him....
• Episode 7: (#2.7)
  [first lines]::Antonio: Good. Very good. You move well, but more attitude, more open, more sex. And ...
• Episode 8: (#2.8)
  [first lines]::Jack Halford: Kempton.::Gerry Standing: 2:30,Fat Chance, five pound to win.::Jack Hal...
• Season 3
• Episode 1: Lady's Pleasure
  [Gerry wants to go for a drink to celebrate the end of the case, but everyone except Jack is busy]::...
• Episode 2: Dockers
  [first lines]::Herbalist: Taken correctly, combined with proper diet, these medicines can control th...
• Episode 3: Old Dogs
  [first lines]::Brian Lane: Now, we've got to be ruthless, Scruffy. Ester wants this clutter halved. ...
• Episode 4: Diamond Geezers
  Esther Lane: [sneezes] Ugh! Are you wearing aftershave?::Brian Lane: Its called Lethal for Men.::Est...
• Episode 5: Wicca Work
  [first lines]::Gerry Standing: Morning, Jack.::Jack Halford: Gerry.::Gerry Standing: Are you listeni...
• Episode 6: Bank Robbery
  Pete MacKintyre: Not so fast, Gerry, I've... me bunions.::Gerry Standing: Bunions! Hnh.::Pete MacKin...
• Episode 7: Ice Cream Wars
  [first lines]::Gerry Standing: There you go. [places bowls of jellied eel in front of them]::Det. Su...
• Episode 8: Congratulations
  [Brian and Gerry have been interviewing a suspect about an alibi she gave her ex-boyfriend]::Lysette...
• Season 4
• Episode 1: Casualty
  [last lines]::Det. Supt. Karen Hardwick: I'm off.::Brian Lane: Where to?::Det. Supt. Karen Hardwick:...
• Episode 2: God's Waiting Room
  [first lines]::Det. Supt. Sandra Pullman: Now, give this one a chance; try to keep an open mind, OK?...
• Episode 3: Ducking and Diving
  [Gerry is describing how he used to lust after diver Lotte Haas wearing a swimsuit when he was nine ...
• Episode 4: Nine Lives
  Brian Lane: Look at this. [shows a picture of a cat]::Det. Supt. Sandra Pullman: It's a cat.::Brian ...
• Episode 5: Powerhouse
  [first lines]::Police Officer: [to Brian, who is breathing heavily at the foot of a ladder] Go on. Y...
• Episode 6: Buried Treasure
  [first lines]::Jack Halford: Do you take sugar?::Gerry Standing: Huh. How long have we worked togeth...
• Episode 7: Father's Pride
  Gerry Standing: Now, this really pisses me off. The Old Trout used to be a proper good old-fashioned...
• Episode 8: Big Topped
  Jack Halford: Now we've met her, I think it's even more out of order taking on this case.::Det. Supt...
• Season 5
• Episode 1: Spare Parts
  [first lines]::Ricky Hanson: Say hello to the wife, Jack....
• Episode 2: Final Curtain
  With Jack Halford away following the acquittal of Ricky Hanson, Sandra, Gerry and Brian investigate ...
• Episode 3: A Face for Radio
  [first lines]::Jack Halford: [on answering machine] Please leave a message after the tone.::Brian La...
• Episode 4: Loyalties and Royalties
  [first lines]::Brian Lane: Strawberry Mivvy or Orange Maid?...
• Episode 5: Couldn't Organise One
  Jack Halford: How did you get on? Enjoy yourself with Jacinta?::Gerry Standing: No, not really. I do...
• Episode 6: Magic Majestic
  [first lines]::Gerry Standing: # Doo, doo-doo dooo, doo, doo-doo dooo #::Gerry Standing: [is cut off...
• Episode 7: Communal Living
  Steve Pearson: Just the way he was going. Not when we first moved in together; he was pretty normal ...
• Episode 8: Mad Dogs
  Rod Erskine: I *knew* Eric.::Gerry Standing: You don't mean biblically?::Brian Lane: What, Eric was ...
• Season 6
• Episode 1: The War Against Drugs
  Jack Halford: Now, of the three patients who were in the clinic with Smith, the drug addict died in ...
• Episode 2: The Truth Is Out There
  [Gerry had a date with Melissa the night before]::Jack Halford: This poor woman actually agreed to g...
• Episode 3: Fresh Starts
  [first lines]::Gerry Standing: All right, mate, listen. Five minutes, that's all. Your mum'd go mad ...
• Episode 4: Shadow Show
  Don Maddox: Max Stone was belly-up, with a pair of scissors sticking out of his chest. Gloria couldn...
• Episode 5: Death of a Timeshare Salesman
  [first lines]::Det.Supt.Sandra Pullman: Sorry to keep you, sir. Car trouble.::Brian Lane: And bike t...
• Episode 6: The Last Laugh
  [first lines]::Gerry Standing: What're we doing here?::Emily Driscoll: It's a surprise. Come on.::Ge...
• Episode 7: Blood Is Thicker Than Water
  [first lines]::Jack Halford: How can Strickland afford to keep a boat in a place like this?::Brian L...
• Episode 8: Meat Is Murder
  [first lines]::D.A.C. Robert Strickland: Say hello to Harry Eldridge, or what's left of him. He was ...
• Season 7
• Episode 1: Dead Man Talking
  [first lines]::Tom Eldridge: Sandra!::Det. Supt. Sandra Pullman: I'm in a rush; I'm sorry, Tom.::Tom...
• Episode 2: It Smells of Books
  [last lines]::Gerry Standing: Well, I'm going for a pint. You going to the library?::Brian Lane: I'v...
• Episode 3: Left Field
  [first lines]::Jack Halford: You bring me to the nicest places.::Det. Supt. Sandra Pullman: If this ...
• Episode 4: Dark Chocolate
  [last lines]::Det.Supt.Sandra Pullman: [finds Gerry smoking a cigar] I bloody knew it.::Gerry Standi...
• Episode 5: Good Morning Lemmings
  [first lines]::Brian Lane: [as he keys into computer] Arrived at the major crime unit this morning, ...
• Episode 6: Fashion Victim
  [first lines]::Sarah Levene: Mr Standing?::Gerry Standing: Yes, here.::Sarah Levene: Well, you certa...
• Episode 7: Where There's Smoke
  [first lines]::Walker: Can I help at all?::Jack Halford: Oh, I was just looking at the various cours...
• Episode 8: Coming Out Ball
  [first lines]::Jack Halford: [entering the pub 'The Galway Belle'] Here. [he hands Sandra her purse]...
• Episode 9: Gloves Off
  Nick Kellogg: [Prisoner enters prison interview room] I prefer the other one. [referring to previous...
• Episode 10: The Fourth Man
  Frank Patterson: [At the grave of a potential witness who has been dead for years] The "softly, soft...
• Season 8
• Episode 1: Old Fossils
  [Gerry and Brian are about to break into Gerry's ex-wife's house so Gerry can retrieve what he think...
• Episode 2: End of the Line
  Brian Lane: How did someone like me end up with someone as gorgeous and fantastic as you?::Esther La...
• Episode 3: Lost in Translation
  [first lines]::Genevieve: You must, uh, go slowly at first, and, uh, gradually you can increase the ...
• Episode 4: Setting Out Your Stall
  [first lines]::D.A.C. Robert Strickland: You've, um, you've met Olivia before?::Det.Supt.Sandra Pull...
• Episode 5: Moving Target
  [last lines]::[Brian, Gerry and Jack were taking part in a psychological study at work]::Det. Supt. ...
• Episode 6: Object of Desire
  [first lines]::Det.Supt.Sandra Pullman: Thank you very much.::Driver: You're welcome....
• Episode 7: The Gentleman Vanishes
  [first lines]::Det. Supt. Sandra Pullman: Nine-o-two p.m. seventh of February 2004. This is the seve...
• Episode 8: Only the Brave
  [last lines]::Gerry Standing: Karen Chapman was arrested twenty minutes ago; apparently she went nut...
• Episode 9: Half Life
  [first lines]::Gerry Standing: A thousand uniform officers have gone already; it stands to reason th...
• Episode 10: Tiger Tiger
  [first lines]::Det. Supt. Sandra Pullman: July the twenty-first 2006 at three p.m., Zac Halsey left ...
• Season 9
• Episode 1: A Death in the Family
  [Sandra's team have been ordered by to drop all their active cases and devote their full attention t...
• Episode 2: Old School Ties
  [first lines]::Archie Milgrow: Ah-ah, I think not.::Helen Hadley: You don't own it, Archie.::Archie ...
• Episode 3: Queen and Country
  [first lines]::Det.Supt.Sandra Pullman: So this is where Annabel drowned. December 2008, this lake w...
• Episode 4: The Girl Who Lived
  Gerry Standing: [to Rick Roddy] Listen, dude, I've got a bad headache, and your sound system's not h...
• Episode 5: Body of Evidence
  Det.Supt.Sandra Pullman: You have to realise that if that list had got out the lives of those office...
• Episode 6: Love Means Nothing in Tennis
  [first lines]::Gerry Standing: Oh, well played, Junior. Now give it, give it and go. No, right wing,...
• Episode 7: Dead Poets
  [first lines]::Gerry Standing: Why did you kill him, Mehtin?::Mehtin Topal: I didn't.::Gerry Standin...
• Episode 8: Blue Flower
  [first lines]::Gerry Standing: ...I thought the whole gang were wearing that unif...::Det.Supt.Sandr...
• Episode 9: Part of a Whole
  Det.Supt.Sandra Pullman: Does the name Carl Dillon mean anyth...::Nigel Baxter: No!::Det.Supt.Sandra...
• Episode 10: Glasgow UCOS
  [first lines]::Gerry Standing: Aaough.::Steve McAndrew: Thought you were the golfer.::Gerry Standing...
• Season 10
• Episode 1: The Rock: Part One
  Whilst Brian faces disciplinary action for a death in custody from his past the rest of the team dis...
• Episode 2: The Rock: Part Two
  [Brian and Gerry are trapped in a shipping container that is being transported across Europe]::Brian...
• Episode 3: The Sins of the Father
  To the annoyance of Gerry, who arrested him for killing his wife sixteen years earlier, Scott Bunce ...
• Episode 4: The Little Brother
  Now dismissed from UCOS Brian is persuaded by Esther to help her friend Margaret Kirby find her brot...
• Episode 5: Cry Me a River
  UCOS reopen the thirty year old murder of porn king Jim Hockney when his daughter Sara reveals that ...
• Episode 6: Into the Woods
  The blood-stained clothes of Simon Belgrade are found in Epping Forest, where he disappeared five ye...
• Episode 7: Things Can Only Get Better
  Following the 1997 General Election Ben Ransley, a young researcher for successful MP Liz Jackson, w...
• Episode 8: The One That Got Away
  Seventeen years earlier Sandra's first case involved the disappearance, never resolved, of music stu...
• Episode 9: Roots
  Fresh from her successful SWAT raid on a group of Russian gangsters DCI Sasha Miller arrives at UCOS...
• Episode 10: Wild Justice
  The discrediting of DI Hennessy as corrupt throws into a new light some of his more high profile arr...
• Season 11
• Episode 1: Bermondsey Boy
  UK:1 August 2014...
• Episode 2: Tender Loving Care
  UK:8 August 2014...

• Lyrics: play full screen play karaoke
• No Tricks - Alice Cooper
• No Drugs - Birth Control
• No Tricks - Latee

No tricks up my sleeve
I kicked the downs and now I'm clean
No shakes up my spine
I beat the speed and I dumped the wine
No tracks that was yesterday
I changed my style, the way I play
Don't you believe it
No blues, no depression
No more panic or obsession
Don't you believe anything he said
All them junkies talk that way
It's just as bad as it was before
I see the man knockin' at his back door
Oh, this kid's straight and put on ice
The street corner deals at any price
Come on and check my veins
And check my eyes
No tracks that was yesterday
I changed my style, the way I play
Don't you believe it
No blues, no depression
No more panic or obsession
Some tricks just go away
And other tricks, they're here to stay
Oh don't you know me?
Sometimes my spirit's willin'
The flesh is weak and that's what's killin'
Don't you believe anything he said
All them junkies talk that way
It's just as bad as it was before
I see the man knockin' at his back door
Hey, now this kid's straight, put on ice
The street corner deals at any price
Come on and check my veins
And check my eyes
I tried so hard but I'm hurting for another fix
It's just this habit I, I can always kick
What do you say there friend?
Don't you call me
It's just a game
And I can beat it any day
No matter what this lovely lady say
Hey, wanna be my friend?
Some tricks they go away
And other tricks, they're here to stay
Oh don't you know me?
Sometimes my spirit's willin'
The flesh is weak and that's what's killin'
Oh, don't you believe anything he said
All them junkies, talk that way
It's just as bad as it was before
I see the man knockin' at his back door
I said, This kid's straight and put on ice
The street corner deals at any price
Come on and check my veins

Be A Dragger
Shovel Music
In Your Home
And You Never Be Alone
Get High And Higher
Just Like A Flyer,
High In The Clouds
And Never Come Down
We Live With Music
We Love With Music
Did You Try It Too
We Live With Music
We Love With Music
Did You Try It Too
Be A Dragger
Shovel Music
In Your Home
And You Never Be Alone
We Live With Music
We Love With Music
Did You Try It Too
We Live With Music
We Love With Music
Did You Try It Too
We Love With Music
We Love With Music

[VERSE 1]
If tricks are for kids, then let it be known I don't play
Other rappers, they went slip-slide and away
Out of control, I be the toll you gotta go through
Me, to get to Rick Cee and I'm deadly
I'm so unstoppable it's unbelievable
Pull out a record and we'll achieve a new
Height, push and fight till we reach our destiny
Brace yourself for this because the rest will be
Potent, it's like a drug, you gotta shoot it
Violators who diss Latee are prosecuted
Cause I take the minority, give them authority
He's bein chased, see, and Rick Cee's part will be
To cut it, mush it, shove it and push it
The L-a-t-e-e, my part'll be to say it
And you'll obey it, Rick play it
It's a symbol of togetherness
And that's the way it is
And it's positive and never negative
Frontin, you want somethin? Boy, I'ma never give
Mine, cause nothin from nothin leaves nothin
Might as well do somethin cause the beat is still pumpin
Just listen to it, get into it, knew it
'll have you shakin, sit impatiently waitin to hear a new hit
[VERSE 2]
Yo, you wanna press to impress till you press your luck
I'm overloaded with stress and I don't give a f...
About you, doubt you have the clout to step to
So take a good look at who you're standin next to
I'm a pro, so now you know that I'm a veteran
I'll let the crowd decide who sound better than
Who, maybe it's me, or is it you?
From what I heard bet you me and Rick Cee come through
It ain't workin, your style's got mould and milldew
No need to worry 'bout us because we'll do
Just what you can't do, take and plant you
Knee deep way down in the dirt, and it'll hurt, too
Many of us, maybe you should just bust
The style of a man gone wild cause yo, thus
Far I been goin by simply showin
You the right way to get paid is by knowin
How to rap, how to act, in fact