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Nerf Herder - "Mr. Spock" (HD) Honest Don's Records
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NERF HERDER How To Meet Girls [full album]
NERF HERDER How To Meet Girls [full album]NERF HERDER How To Meet Girls [full album]
1. Vivian 2. Courtney 3. Lamer Than Lame 4. Feeling Bad 5. Pantera Fans In Love 6. 5000 Ways To Die 7. She's A Sleestak 8. Jonathan 9. For You 10. Life On Ma... -
Nerf Herder Live at Nerdapalooza
Nerf Herder Live at NerdapaloozaNerf Herder Live at Nerdapalooza
Nerdy Show's live feed from Nerdapalooza 2013! Stunning performances, artist interviews, and set-by-set commentary from the Nerdy Show crew. Relive the entir... -
Nerf Herder - "Van Halen" Honest Don's Records
Nerf Herder - "Van Halen" Honest Don's RecordsNerf Herder - "Van Halen" Honest Don's Records
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Buffy the Vampire Slayer - Nerf Herder
Buffy the Vampire Slayer - Nerf HerderBuffy the Vampire Slayer - Nerf Herder
Sigla della serie TV Buffy the Vampire Slayer. -
Nerf Herder - Golfshirt
Nerf Herder - GolfshirtNerf Herder - Golfshirt
From the self titled debut album. Released December 3, 1996 Genre Geek Rock Label My Records/Arista Records (rereleased) Producer Joey Cape (Lagwagon) lyrics... -
Nerf Herder - "Sorry" Honest Don's Records
Nerf Herder - "Sorry" Honest Don's RecordsNerf Herder - "Sorry" Honest Don's Records
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Nerf Herder (live) Buffy theme + Sorry.mp4
Nerf Herder (live) Buffy theme + Sorry.mp4Nerf Herder (live) Buffy theme + Sorry.mp4
Nerf Herder @ Viper room L.A. 11/11/12. -
Nerf Herder - "Pantera Fans in Love" Honest Don's Records
Nerf Herder - "Pantera Fans in Love" Honest Don's RecordsNerf Herder - "Pantera Fans in Love" Honest Don's Records
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Nerf Herder - Diana [Bootleg Bar]
Nerf Herder - Diana [Bootleg Bar]Nerf Herder - Diana [Bootleg Bar]
Nerf Herder being awesome at their show for Steve's birthday on September 1, 2012 at the Bootleg Bar. For more videos from this show, check the playlist: htt... -
Nerf Herder-Cashmere
Nerf Herder-CashmereNerf Herder-Cashmere
from "American Cheese" All alone in your pajamas Writing letters to your grandma She doesn't understand What's wrong with kids today Things were better back ... -
Nerf Herder - Pervert
Nerf Herder - PervertNerf Herder - Pervert
Ein tolles Lied + witziges Bild. -
Nerf Herder - Nosering Girl (version 2.sn0)
Nerf Herder - Nosering Girl (version 2.sn0)Nerf Herder - Nosering Girl (version 2.sn0)
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Fight for Your Right to Masturbate - Nerf Herder
Fight for Your Right to Masturbate - Nerf HerderFight for Your Right to Masturbate - Nerf Herder
Good song from My E.P. (Bonus Tracks version).
- California
- Carrie Fisher
- Channel 4
- Concept album
- Dawn Summers
- Fat Wreck Chords
- Geek
- Han Solo
- Harrison Ford
- Honest Don's Records
- How To Meet Girls
- How to Meet Girls
- Jingle
- Kennedy (Buffyverse)
- Kung Fu Records
- Lagwagon
- Linus of Hollywood
- MLB 2K7
- Mojo
- Mr. Blue Sky
- Music genre
- My E.P.
- Nerf Herder
- Nerf Herder (album)
- Nerf Herder IV
- Oglio Records
- Parry Gripp
- Pop punk
- Powerpop
- Princess Leia
- Priority Records
- Rock music
- Santa Barbara, CA
- Size 14
- Star Wars
- Talk Nerf Herder
- Template Cleanup doc
- The Bronze
- The Rentals
- Theme tune
- United States
- Van Halen
- Wikipedia Cleanup
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- Oh Me Oh My
- Golfshirt Part 2
- High School Reunion
- WTC #7
- Dianalee
- Crocodile
- (Stand by Your) Manatee
- Garage Sale
- Led Zeppelin Rules
- Dance
- I'm Not a Loser
- The Backpack Song
- Welcome to My World
- High Five Anxiety
- New Wave Girl
- Mr. Spock
- Jacket
- Rock City News
- Cashmere
- Nervous Breakdown
- Jenna Bush Army
- Defending the Faith
- Busted
- New Jersey Girl
- Vivian
- Courtney
- Lamer Than Lame
- Feeling Bad
- Pantera Fans in Love
- 5000 Ways to Die
- She's a Sleestak
- Jonathan
- For You
- Life on Mars
- Pervert
- Down on Haley
- Golfshirt
- Sorry
- Easy Mark
- Van Halen
- Diana
- Nosering Girl
- Annalee
- You're Gonna Be the One Who's Sorry
- I Only Eat Candy
- I've Got a Boner for Christmas
- Awesome
- Santa Has a Mullet
- New Glasses
- I Know What You're Getting for Christmas
- Hebrew School Dropout
- Yuletide Carrol
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Nerf Herder - "Mr. Spock" (HD) Honest Don's Records
Nerf Herder - "Mr. Spock" (HD) Honest Don's RecordsNerf Herder - "Mr. Spock" (HD) Honest Don's Records
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NERF HERDER How To Meet Girls [full album]
NERF HERDER How To Meet Girls [full album]NERF HERDER How To Meet Girls [full album]
1. Vivian 2. Courtney 3. Lamer Than Lame 4. Feeling Bad 5. Pantera Fans In Love 6. 5000 Ways To Die 7. She's A Sleestak 8. Jonathan 9. For You 10. Life On Ma... -
Nerf Herder Live at Nerdapalooza
Nerf Herder Live at NerdapaloozaNerf Herder Live at Nerdapalooza
Nerdy Show's live feed from Nerdapalooza 2013! Stunning performances, artist interviews, and set-by-set commentary from the Nerdy Show crew. Relive the entir... -
Nerf Herder - "Van Halen" Honest Don's Records
Nerf Herder - "Van Halen" Honest Don's RecordsNerf Herder - "Van Halen" Honest Don's Records
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Buffy the Vampire Slayer - Nerf Herder
Buffy the Vampire Slayer - Nerf HerderBuffy the Vampire Slayer - Nerf Herder
Sigla della serie TV Buffy the Vampire Slayer. -
Nerf Herder - Golfshirt
Nerf Herder - GolfshirtNerf Herder - Golfshirt
From the self titled debut album. Released December 3, 1996 Genre Geek Rock Label My Records/Arista Records (rereleased) Producer Joey Cape (Lagwagon) lyrics... -
Nerf Herder - "Sorry" Honest Don's Records
Nerf Herder - "Sorry" Honest Don's RecordsNerf Herder - "Sorry" Honest Don's Records
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Nerf Herder (live) Buffy theme + Sorry.mp4
Nerf Herder (live) Buffy theme + Sorry.mp4Nerf Herder (live) Buffy theme + Sorry.mp4
Nerf Herder @ Viper room L.A. 11/11/12. -
Nerf Herder - "Pantera Fans in Love" Honest Don's Records
Nerf Herder - "Pantera Fans in Love" Honest Don's RecordsNerf Herder - "Pantera Fans in Love" Honest Don's Records
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Nerf Herder - Diana [Bootleg Bar]
Nerf Herder - Diana [Bootleg Bar]Nerf Herder - Diana [Bootleg Bar]
Nerf Herder being awesome at their show for Steve's birthday on September 1, 2012 at the Bootleg Bar. For more videos from this show, check the playlist: htt... -
Nerf Herder-Cashmere
Nerf Herder-CashmereNerf Herder-Cashmere
from "American Cheese" All alone in your pajamas Writing letters to your grandma She doesn't understand What's wrong with kids today Things were better back ... -
Nerf Herder - Pervert
Nerf Herder - PervertNerf Herder - Pervert
Ein tolles Lied + witziges Bild. -
Nerf Herder - Nosering Girl (version 2.sn0)
Nerf Herder - Nosering Girl (version 2.sn0)Nerf Herder - Nosering Girl (version 2.sn0)
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Fight for Your Right to Masturbate - Nerf Herder
Fight for Your Right to Masturbate - Nerf HerderFight for Your Right to Masturbate - Nerf Herder
Good song from My E.P. (Bonus Tracks version). -
Nerf Herder - Lamer Than Lame
Nerf Herder - Lamer Than LameNerf Herder - Lamer Than Lame
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Nerf Herder - I'm the Droid You're Looking For 1080p HD!
Nerf Herder - I'm the Droid You're Looking For 1080p HD!Nerf Herder - I'm the Droid You're Looking For 1080p HD!
Track 06 Of The Album: "Crappy Records Presents: Have a Crappy Summer" The All New Nerf Herder song :D. -
Nerf Herder "Hotel California"
Nerf Herder "Hotel California"Nerf Herder "Hotel California"
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Nerf Herder "The Sportsman Bar"
Nerf Herder "The Sportsman Bar"Nerf Herder "The Sportsman Bar"
Parry Steve Ben Dave circa 2003. shot in the real life sportsman in santa barbara. fancy pants. -
Nerf Herder - Life On Mars
Nerf Herder - Life On MarsNerf Herder - Life On Mars
Nerf Herder performing Life on Mars from their sophomore release in 2000, "How To Meet Girls" -
Nerf Herder "Vivian"
Nerf Herder "Vivian"Nerf Herder "Vivian"
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Nerf Herder - Welcome to My World (Scott Pilgrim vs. the World)
Nerf Herder - Welcome to My World (Scott Pilgrim vs. the World)Nerf Herder - Welcome to My World (Scott Pilgrim vs. the World)
Scott Pilgrim vs the World Music Video Nerf Herder - Welcome to My World By Ivan Khan. -
Nerf Herder "Oh Me Oh My"
Nerf Herder "Oh Me Oh My"Nerf Herder "Oh Me Oh My"
The latest and greatest from the legendary Nerf Herder. Oh Me Oh My can be found on the new Nerf Herder album IV on Oglio Records. Look for it on iTunes, Ama... -
Nerf Herder - New Jersey Girl
Nerf Herder - New Jersey GirlNerf Herder - New Jersey Girl
Nerf Herder - New Jersey Girl.
Nerf Herder - "Mr. Spock" (HD) Honest Don's Records
- Duration: 3:30
- Updated: 26 Aug 2014
http://www.BlankTV.com/ - Nerf Herder - "Mr. Spock" - Like this video? Come see thousands more at the Net's biggest, uncensored, completely d.i.y. punk, hard...
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http://www.BlankTV.com/ - Nerf Herder - "Mr. Spock" - Like this video? Come see thousands more at the Net's biggest, uncensored, completely d.i.y. punk, hard...
- published: 18 Feb 2011
- views: 80184
- author: BlankTV
NERF HERDER How To Meet Girls [full album]
- Duration: 31:50
- Updated: 25 Aug 2014
1. Vivian 2. Courtney 3. Lamer Than Lame 4. Feeling Bad 5. Pantera Fans In Love 6. 5000 Ways To Die 7. She's A Sleestak 8. Jonathan 9. For You 10. Life On Ma...
http://wn.com/NERF_HERDER_How_To_Meet_Girls_full_album_
1. Vivian 2. Courtney 3. Lamer Than Lame 4. Feeling Bad 5. Pantera Fans In Love 6. 5000 Ways To Die 7. She's A Sleestak 8. Jonathan 9. For You 10. Life On Ma...
- published: 13 Apr 2014
- views: 2411
- author: enginesdown
Nerf Herder Live at Nerdapalooza
- Duration: 51:31
- Updated: 02 Sep 2014
Nerdy Show's live feed from Nerdapalooza 2013! Stunning performances, artist interviews, and set-by-set commentary from the Nerdy Show crew. Relive the entir...
http://wn.com/Nerf_Herder_Live_at_Nerdapalooza
Nerdy Show's live feed from Nerdapalooza 2013! Stunning performances, artist interviews, and set-by-set commentary from the Nerdy Show crew. Relive the entir...
- published: 21 Jan 2014
- views: 1817
- author: Nerdy Show LIVE!
Nerf Herder - "Van Halen" Honest Don's Records
- Duration: 3:55
- Updated: 04 Sep 2014
Like this video? Come see thousands more at the Net's biggest, uncensored, completely d.i.y. punk, hardcore, indie and alternative music video site, BlankTV....
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Like this video? Come see thousands more at the Net's biggest, uncensored, completely d.i.y. punk, hardcore, indie and alternative music video site, BlankTV....
- published: 04 May 2007
- views: 254280
- author: BlankTV
Buffy the Vampire Slayer - Nerf Herder
- Duration: 2:31
- Updated: 03 Sep 2014
Sigla della serie TV Buffy the Vampire Slayer.
http://wn.com/Buffy_the_Vampire_Slayer_-_Nerf_Herder
Nerf Herder - Golfshirt
- Duration: 3:38
- Updated: 04 Sep 2014
From the self titled debut album. Released December 3, 1996 Genre Geek Rock Label My Records/Arista Records (rereleased) Producer Joey Cape (Lagwagon) lyrics...
http://wn.com/Nerf_Herder_-_Golfshirt
From the self titled debut album. Released December 3, 1996 Genre Geek Rock Label My Records/Arista Records (rereleased) Producer Joey Cape (Lagwagon) lyrics...
- published: 12 Dec 2009
- views: 16839
- author: mytitans
Nerf Herder - "Sorry" Honest Don's Records
- Duration: 2:54
- Updated: 02 Sep 2014
Like this video? Come see thousands more at the Net's biggest, uncensored, completely d.i.y. punk, hardcore, indie and alternative music video site, BlankTV....
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Like this video? Come see thousands more at the Net's biggest, uncensored, completely d.i.y. punk, hardcore, indie and alternative music video site, BlankTV....
- published: 04 May 2007
- views: 133258
- author: BlankTV
Nerf Herder (live) Buffy theme + Sorry.mp4
- Duration: 5:05
- Updated: 14 Aug 2014
Nerf Herder @ Viper room L.A. 11/11/12.
http://wn.com/Nerf_Herder_(live)_Buffy_theme_+_Sorry.mp4
Nerf Herder - "Pantera Fans in Love" Honest Don's Records
- Duration: 3:27
- Updated: 04 Sep 2014
Like this video? Come see thousands more at the Net's biggest, uncensored, completely d.i.y. punk, hardcore, indie and alternative music video site, BlankTV....
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- published: 04 May 2007
- views: 65628
- author: BlankTV
Nerf Herder - Diana [Bootleg Bar]
- Duration: 3:06
- Updated: 31 Aug 2014
Nerf Herder being awesome at their show for Steve's birthday on September 1, 2012 at the Bootleg Bar. For more videos from this show, check the playlist: htt...
http://wn.com/Nerf_Herder_-_Diana_Bootleg_Bar_
Nerf Herder being awesome at their show for Steve's birthday on September 1, 2012 at the Bootleg Bar. For more videos from this show, check the playlist: htt...
- published: 10 Sep 2012
- views: 2094
- author: 51 Productions
Nerf Herder-Cashmere
- Duration: 2:38
- Updated: 04 Sep 2014
from "American Cheese" All alone in your pajamas Writing letters to your grandma She doesn't understand What's wrong with kids today Things were better back ...
http://wn.com/Nerf_Herder-Cashmere
from "American Cheese" All alone in your pajamas Writing letters to your grandma She doesn't understand What's wrong with kids today Things were better back ...
- published: 06 Mar 2012
- views: 4919
- author: BornToMinigolf
Nerf Herder - Pervert
- Duration: 2:37
- Updated: 02 Sep 2014
Ein tolles Lied + witziges Bild.
http://wn.com/Nerf_Herder_-_Pervert
Nerf Herder - Nosering Girl (version 2.sn0)
- Duration: 4:05
- Updated: 11 Aug 2014
http://wn.com/Nerf_Herder_-_Nosering_Girl_(version_2.sn0)
Fight for Your Right to Masturbate - Nerf Herder
- Duration: 2:29
- Updated: 25 Aug 2014
Good song from My E.P. (Bonus Tracks version).
http://wn.com/Fight_for_Your_Right_to_Masturbate_-_Nerf_Herder
Good song from My E.P. (Bonus Tracks version).
- published: 02 Mar 2011
- views: 7623
- author: SuperMuck45
Nerf Herder - Lamer Than Lame
- Duration: 3:41
- Updated: 28 Jun 2014
Nerf Herder - Lamer Than Lame.
http://wn.com/Nerf_Herder_-_Lamer_Than_Lame
Nerf Herder - I'm the Droid You're Looking For 1080p HD!
- Duration: 3:55
- Updated: 02 Sep 2014
Track 06 Of The Album: "Crappy Records Presents: Have a Crappy Summer" The All New Nerf Herder song :D.
http://wn.com/Nerf_Herder_-_I'm_the_Droid_You're_Looking_For_1080p_HD!
Track 06 Of The Album: "Crappy Records Presents: Have a Crappy Summer" The All New Nerf Herder song :D.
- published: 30 May 2012
- views: 10981
- author: Woogle Nus
Nerf Herder "Hotel California"
- Duration: 2:51
- Updated: 04 Sep 2014
My E.P..
http://wn.com/Nerf_Herder_"Hotel_California"
Nerf Herder "The Sportsman Bar"
- Duration: 4:00
- Updated: 04 Sep 2014
Parry Steve Ben Dave circa 2003. shot in the real life sportsman in santa barbara. fancy pants.
http://wn.com/Nerf_Herder_"The_Sportsman_Bar"
Parry Steve Ben Dave circa 2003. shot in the real life sportsman in santa barbara. fancy pants.
- published: 11 Jan 2007
- views: 16945
- author: joblessoatmeal
Nerf Herder - Life On Mars
- Duration: 3:42
- Updated: 04 Sep 2014
Nerf Herder performing Life on Mars from their sophomore release in 2000, "How To Meet Girls"
http://wn.com/Nerf_Herder_-_Life_On_Mars
Nerf Herder performing Life on Mars from their sophomore release in 2000, "How To Meet Girls"
- published: 18 May 2012
- views: 2085
- author: Jonathan Ferret Campos
Nerf Herder "Vivian"
- Duration: 2:49
- Updated: 01 Sep 2014
(c) BLOODYGOODFUN.
http://wn.com/Nerf_Herder_"Vivian"
Nerf Herder - Welcome to My World (Scott Pilgrim vs. the World)
- Duration: 2:08
- Updated: 04 Sep 2014
Scott Pilgrim vs the World Music Video Nerf Herder - Welcome to My World By Ivan Khan.
http://wn.com/Nerf_Herder_-_Welcome_to_My_World_(Scott_Pilgrim_vs._the_World)
Scott Pilgrim vs the World Music Video Nerf Herder - Welcome to My World By Ivan Khan.
- published: 26 Jan 2011
- views: 13188
- author: MrReservoircat
Nerf Herder "Oh Me Oh My"
- Duration: 3:51
- Updated: 24 Aug 2014
The latest and greatest from the legendary Nerf Herder. Oh Me Oh My can be found on the new Nerf Herder album IV on Oglio Records. Look for it on iTunes, Ama...
http://wn.com/Nerf_Herder_"Oh_Me_Oh_My"
The latest and greatest from the legendary Nerf Herder. Oh Me Oh My can be found on the new Nerf Herder album IV on Oglio Records. Look for it on iTunes, Ama...
- published: 26 Feb 2008
- views: 6148
- author: Oglio
Nerf Herder - New Jersey Girl
- Duration: 4:04
- Updated: 28 Aug 2014
Nerf Herder - New Jersey Girl.
http://wn.com/Nerf_Herder_-_New_Jersey_Girl
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Nerf Herder - Vivian [live sep. 2003]
Nerf Herder - Vivian [live sep. 2003]Nerf Herder - Vivian [live sep. 2003]
Introduction (they arrived from England, were stuck on freeway and were very late) Vivian sound checkup and joke about the mispronounced "bass" by the french... -
Nerf Herder - "Nosering Girl" LIVE in Houston
Nerf Herder - "Nosering Girl" LIVE in HoustonNerf Herder - "Nosering Girl" LIVE in Houston
Live in Houston, TX March 24, 1997. -
Nerf Herder at House of Blues, Anaheim CA - 09/28/2009
Nerf Herder at House of Blues, Anaheim CA - 09/28/2009Nerf Herder at House of Blues, Anaheim CA - 09/28/2009
Setlist: Vivian Welcome to My World Lamer Then Lame 5000 Ways To Die Sorry Nosering Girl Diana Pervert Down on Haley Van Halen (I believe the show was 09/28/... -
San Diego Music Presents Nerf Herder - Mr. Spock (Live at The Ruby Room)
San Diego Music Presents Nerf Herder - Mr. Spock (Live at The Ruby Room)San Diego Music Presents Nerf Herder - Mr. Spock (Live at The Ruby Room)
San Diego Music Presents Nerf Herder performing their hit song "Mr. Spock" Live at The Ruby Room in San Diego! Stay Tuned for more exclusive videos and conte... -
Nerf Herder - Down On Haley [Troubadour]
Nerf Herder - Down On Haley [Troubadour]Nerf Herder - Down On Haley [Troubadour]
Nerf Herder playing live at their show with Ozma at the Troubadour in Hollywood on June 14, 2013. For more videos from this show, check the playlist: http://... -
Nerf Herder "Mr. Spock" Live @Good Records
Nerf Herder "Mr. Spock" Live @Good RecordsNerf Herder "Mr. Spock" Live @Good Records
Nerf Herder "Mr. Spock" Live at Good Records (Dallas, Texas) June 9, 2014. I do not own any of this music. Just a fan spreading the good word. "Mr. Spock" is from Nerf Herder's album "American Cheese" Help contribute to their new album. Pledge here: http://www.pledgemusic.com/artists/nerfherder -
Nerf Herder - Van Halen [Troubadour]
Nerf Herder - Van Halen [Troubadour]Nerf Herder - Van Halen [Troubadour]
Nerf Herder playing live at their show with Ozma at the Troubadour in Hollywood on June 14, 2013. For more videos from this show, check the playlist: http://... -
San Diego Music Presents Nerf Herder - Welcome to My World
San Diego Music Presents Nerf Herder - Welcome to My WorldSan Diego Music Presents Nerf Herder - Welcome to My World
San Diego Music .TV presents Nerf Herder performing "Welcome to My World" Live at The Ruby Room! Stay Tuned for more exclusive videos and content on our onli... -
Nerf Herder - Courtney Love [live sep. 2003]
Nerf Herder - Courtney Love [live sep. 2003]Nerf Herder - Courtney Love [live sep. 2003]
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Nerf Herder - Golfshirt (Live at the Bottom of the Hill, San Francisco, March 14th 2008)
Nerf Herder - Golfshirt (Live at the Bottom of the Hill, San Francisco, March 14th 2008)Nerf Herder - Golfshirt (Live at the Bottom of the Hill, San Francisco, March 14th 2008)
Nerf Herder - Golfshirt (Live at the Bottom of the Hill, San Francisco, March 14th 2008) http://www.myspace.com/nerfherder. -
Nerf Herder 5000 Ways to Die Live
Nerf Herder 5000 Ways to Die LiveNerf Herder 5000 Ways to Die Live
Nerf Herder playing 5000 ways to die, live on march 7th 2008 at Safari Sam's in LA. After the sound check i meet Parry Gripp and asked him to play this song.... -
Nerf Herder - Buffy the Vampire Slayer Theme (Live)
Nerf Herder - Buffy the Vampire Slayer Theme (Live)Nerf Herder - Buffy the Vampire Slayer Theme (Live)
Buffy the Vampire Slayer theme played live at San Diego's Ruby Room. 4/25/2013. -
Nerf Herder - Doin Laundry (live)
Nerf Herder - Doin Laundry (live)Nerf Herder - Doin Laundry (live)
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Nerf Herder Vivian 3.14.08
Nerf Herder Vivian 3.14.08Nerf Herder Vivian 3.14.08
Nerf Herder live @ Bottom of the hill on 3.14.08 in San Fran. charlie parry steve linus of hollywood cougar after watching again after a year now i want more... -
Nerf Herder Live
Nerf Herder LiveNerf Herder Live
Nerf Herder at Bottom of the Hill on 3/14/08 performing Sorry. -
Victor Shores "Scruffy Nerfherder" LIVE at KC Hall Kearney, NE
Victor Shores "Scruffy Nerfherder" LIVE at KC Hall Kearney, NEVictor Shores "Scruffy Nerfherder" LIVE at KC Hall Kearney, NE
Victor Shores performing the song "Scruffy Nerfherder" at the KC Hall in Kearney, NE Go check out Victor Shores at http://www.facebook.com/victorshores. -
Nerf Herder live Golfshirt 3.14.08
Nerf Herder live Golfshirt 3.14.08Nerf Herder live Golfshirt 3.14.08
Nerf Herder live @ Bottom of the hill on 3.14.08. This time listen for the shout out to charlies dad. -
Nerf Herder - Nosering Girl - Live at Nerdapalooza 2013
Nerf Herder - Nosering Girl - Live at Nerdapalooza 2013Nerf Herder - Nosering Girl - Live at Nerdapalooza 2013
Nerdapalooza 2013 Orange County Convention Center Orlando, FL -
Colonist - Ice Cream Slammiches & Nerfherder Live Dec 21st 2012
Colonist - Ice Cream Slammiches & Nerfherder Live Dec 21st 2012Colonist - Ice Cream Slammiches & Nerfherder Live Dec 21st 2012
The ass end of our set at the Schoolhouse Venue in Madison Heights Virginia. facebook.com/colonistva. -
Crushers - Buffy Soundtrack + Holy Diver (Nerf Herder - Dio covers) Live AperiRock Casarza 2012
Crushers - Buffy Soundtrack + Holy Diver (Nerf Herder - Dio covers) Live AperiRock Casarza 2012Crushers - Buffy Soundtrack + Holy Diver (Nerf Herder - Dio covers) Live AperiRock Casarza 2012
Vocals: Lena G Guitar and vocals: Pietro Trivisonno Guitar: Jacopo Mantovani Bass: Giacomo Russo Drums: Marco Pelizzari.
![Nerf Herder - Vivian [live sep. 2003]](http://web.archive.org./web/20140908011225im_/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/3ppqSYpSDCM/0.jpg "Nerf Herder - Vivian [live sep. 2003]")
Nerf Herder - Vivian [live sep. 2003]
- Duration: 4:48
- Updated: 24 Jul 2013
Introduction (they arrived from England, were stuck on freeway and were very late) Vivian sound checkup and joke about the mispronounced "bass" by the french...
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Introduction (they arrived from England, were stuck on freeway and were very late) Vivian sound checkup and joke about the mispronounced "bass" by the french...
- published: 21 Aug 2012
- views: 235
- author: shellorz
Nerf Herder - "Nosering Girl" LIVE in Houston
- Duration: 4:32
- Updated: 15 Jul 2014
Live in Houston, TX March 24, 1997.
http://wn.com/Nerf_Herder_-_"Nosering_Girl"_LIVE_in_Houston
Nerf Herder at House of Blues, Anaheim CA - 09/28/2009
- Duration: 34:18
- Updated: 08 Jun 2014
Setlist: Vivian Welcome to My World Lamer Then Lame 5000 Ways To Die Sorry Nosering Girl Diana Pervert Down on Haley Van Halen (I believe the show was 09/28/...
http://wn.com/Nerf_Herder_at_House_of_Blues,_Anaheim_CA_-_09_28_2009
Setlist: Vivian Welcome to My World Lamer Then Lame 5000 Ways To Die Sorry Nosering Girl Diana Pervert Down on Haley Van Halen (I believe the show was 09/28/...
- published: 20 May 2013
- views: 478
- author: Sean Cahill
San Diego Music Presents Nerf Herder - Mr. Spock (Live at The Ruby Room)
- Duration: 3:43
- Updated: 13 Aug 2013
San Diego Music Presents Nerf Herder performing their hit song "Mr. Spock" Live at The Ruby Room in San Diego! Stay Tuned for more exclusive videos and conte...
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San Diego Music Presents Nerf Herder performing their hit song "Mr. Spock" Live at The Ruby Room in San Diego! Stay Tuned for more exclusive videos and conte...
- published: 08 May 2013
- views: 134
- author: sdmusictelevision
![Nerf Herder - Down On Haley [Troubadour]](http://web.archive.org./web/20140908011225im_/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/JF5PJIBmreQ/0.jpg "Nerf Herder - Down On Haley [Troubadour]")
Nerf Herder - Down On Haley [Troubadour]
- Duration: 2:27
- Updated: 30 Mar 2014
Nerf Herder playing live at their show with Ozma at the Troubadour in Hollywood on June 14, 2013. For more videos from this show, check the playlist: http://...
http://wn.com/Nerf_Herder_-_Down_On_Haley_Troubadour_
Nerf Herder playing live at their show with Ozma at the Troubadour in Hollywood on June 14, 2013. For more videos from this show, check the playlist: http://...
- published: 18 Jun 2013
- views: 1573
- author: 51 Productions
Nerf Herder "Mr. Spock" Live @Good Records
- Duration: 3:15
- Updated: 10 Jun 2014
Nerf Herder "Mr. Spock" Live at Good Records (Dallas, Texas) June 9, 2014.
I do not own any of this music. Just a fan spreading the good word.
"Mr. Spock" is from Nerf Herder's album "American Cheese"
Help contribute to their new album. Pledge here:
http://www.pledgemusic.com/artists/nerfherder
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Nerf Herder "Mr. Spock" Live at Good Records (Dallas, Texas) June 9, 2014.
I do not own any of this music. Just a fan spreading the good word.
"Mr. Spock" is from Nerf Herder's album "American Cheese"
Help contribute to their new album. Pledge here:
http://www.pledgemusic.com/artists/nerfherder
- published: 10 Jun 2014
- views: 23
![Nerf Herder - Van Halen [Troubadour]](http://web.archive.org./web/20140908011225im_/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/GQZEkYeOYUs/0.jpg "Nerf Herder - Van Halen [Troubadour]")
Nerf Herder - Van Halen [Troubadour]
- Duration: 3:50
- Updated: 06 Aug 2013
Nerf Herder playing live at their show with Ozma at the Troubadour in Hollywood on June 14, 2013. For more videos from this show, check the playlist: http://...
http://wn.com/Nerf_Herder_-_Van_Halen_Troubadour_
Nerf Herder playing live at their show with Ozma at the Troubadour in Hollywood on June 14, 2013. For more videos from this show, check the playlist: http://...
- published: 18 Jun 2013
- views: 101
- author: 51productions
San Diego Music Presents Nerf Herder - Welcome to My World
- Duration: 3:03
- Updated: 27 Jun 2013
San Diego Music .TV presents Nerf Herder performing "Welcome to My World" Live at The Ruby Room! Stay Tuned for more exclusive videos and content on our onli...
http://wn.com/San_Diego_Music_Presents_Nerf_Herder_-_Welcome_to_My_World
San Diego Music .TV presents Nerf Herder performing "Welcome to My World" Live at The Ruby Room! Stay Tuned for more exclusive videos and content on our onli...
- published: 06 May 2013
- views: 70
- author: sdmusictelevision
![Nerf Herder - Courtney Love [live sep. 2003]](http://web.archive.org./web/20140908011225im_/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/nkE-Xxrd__0/0.jpg "Nerf Herder - Courtney Love [live sep. 2003]")
Nerf Herder - Courtney Love [live sep. 2003]
- Duration: 3:06
- Updated: 22 May 2013
http://wn.com/Nerf_Herder_-_Courtney_Love_live_sep._2003_
Nerf Herder - Golfshirt (Live at the Bottom of the Hill, San Francisco, March 14th 2008)
- Duration: 3:53
- Updated: 29 Oct 2012
Nerf Herder - Golfshirt (Live at the Bottom of the Hill, San Francisco, March 14th 2008) http://www.myspace.com/nerfherder.
http://wn.com/Nerf_Herder_-_Golfshirt_(Live_at_the_Bottom_of_the_Hill,_San_Francisco,_March_14th_2008)
Nerf Herder - Golfshirt (Live at the Bottom of the Hill, San Francisco, March 14th 2008) http://www.myspace.com/nerfherder.
- published: 25 Jul 2008
- views: 2811
- author: laurentgdh
Nerf Herder 5000 Ways to Die Live
- Duration: 3:58
- Updated: 08 Aug 2012
Nerf Herder playing 5000 ways to die, live on march 7th 2008 at Safari Sam's in LA. After the sound check i meet Parry Gripp and asked him to play this song....
http://wn.com/Nerf_Herder_5000_Ways_to_Die_Live
Nerf Herder playing 5000 ways to die, live on march 7th 2008 at Safari Sam's in LA. After the sound check i meet Parry Gripp and asked him to play this song....
- published: 10 Mar 2008
- views: 6640
- author: Downhilltheory
Nerf Herder - Buffy the Vampire Slayer Theme (Live)
- Duration: 0:30
- Updated: 05 Dec 2013
Buffy the Vampire Slayer theme played live at San Diego's Ruby Room. 4/25/2013.
http://wn.com/Nerf_Herder_-_Buffy_the_Vampire_Slayer_Theme_(Live)
Buffy the Vampire Slayer theme played live at San Diego's Ruby Room. 4/25/2013.
- published: 30 Apr 2013
- views: 656
- author: Sara Kazemi
Nerf Herder - Doin Laundry (live)
- Duration: 2:11
- Updated: 25 Mar 2009
http://wn.com/Nerf_Herder_-_Doin_Laundry_(live)
- published: 25 Mar 2009
- views: 1207
Nerf Herder Vivian 3.14.08
- Duration: 3:11
- Updated: 19 Jan 2013
Nerf Herder live @ Bottom of the hill on 3.14.08 in San Fran. charlie parry steve linus of hollywood cougar after watching again after a year now i want more...
http://wn.com/Nerf_Herder_Vivian_3.14.08
Nerf Herder live @ Bottom of the hill on 3.14.08 in San Fran. charlie parry steve linus of hollywood cougar after watching again after a year now i want more...
- published: 11 May 2008
- views: 6436
- author: shastabeast666
Nerf Herder Live
- Duration: 2:55
- Updated: 14 Jun 2013
Nerf Herder at Bottom of the Hill on 3/14/08 performing Sorry.
http://wn.com/Nerf_Herder_Live
Nerf Herder at Bottom of the Hill on 3/14/08 performing Sorry.
- published: 29 Mar 2008
- views: 1281
- author: kmail2004
Victor Shores "Scruffy Nerfherder" LIVE at KC Hall Kearney, NE
- Duration: 4:18
- Updated: 08 Feb 2012
Victor Shores performing the song "Scruffy Nerfherder" at the KC Hall in Kearney, NE Go check out Victor Shores at http://www.facebook.com/victorshores.
http://wn.com/Victor_Shores_"Scruffy_Nerfherder"_LIVE_at_KC_Hall_Kearney,_NE
Victor Shores performing the song "Scruffy Nerfherder" at the KC Hall in Kearney, NE Go check out Victor Shores at http://www.facebook.com/victorshores.
- published: 19 Jan 2012
- views: 307
- author: HaarmannE
Nerf Herder live Golfshirt 3.14.08
- Duration: 4:45
- Updated: 26 Mar 2013
Nerf Herder live @ Bottom of the hill on 3.14.08. This time listen for the shout out to charlies dad.
http://wn.com/Nerf_Herder_live_Golfshirt_3.14.08
Nerf Herder live @ Bottom of the hill on 3.14.08. This time listen for the shout out to charlies dad.
- published: 11 May 2008
- views: 2581
- author: shastabeast666
Nerf Herder - Nosering Girl - Live at Nerdapalooza 2013
- Duration: 0:56
- Updated: 24 Oct 2013
Nerdapalooza 2013
Orange County Convention Center
Orlando, FL
http://wn.com/Nerf_Herder_-_Nosering_Girl_-_Live_at_Nerdapalooza_2013
Nerdapalooza 2013
Orange County Convention Center
Orlando, FL
- published: 24 Oct 2013
- views: 16
Colonist - Ice Cream Slammiches & Nerfherder Live Dec 21st 2012
- Duration: 5:48
- Updated: 27 May 2013
The ass end of our set at the Schoolhouse Venue in Madison Heights Virginia. facebook.com/colonistva.
http://wn.com/Colonist_-_Ice_Cream_Slammiches_&_Nerfherder_Live_Dec_21st_2012
The ass end of our set at the Schoolhouse Venue in Madison Heights Virginia. facebook.com/colonistva.
- published: 06 Jan 2013
- views: 141
- author: Colonist VA
Crushers - Buffy Soundtrack + Holy Diver (Nerf Herder - Dio covers) Live AperiRock Casarza 2012
- Duration: 6:11
- Updated: 21 May 2013
Vocals: Lena G Guitar and vocals: Pietro Trivisonno Guitar: Jacopo Mantovani Bass: Giacomo Russo Drums: Marco Pelizzari.
http://wn.com/Crushers_-_Buffy_Soundtrack_+_Holy_Diver_(Nerf_Herder_-_Dio_covers)_Live_AperiRock_Casarza_2012
Vocals: Lena G Guitar and vocals: Pietro Trivisonno Guitar: Jacopo Mantovani Bass: Giacomo Russo Drums: Marco Pelizzari.
- published: 30 Sep 2012
- views: 245
- author: PietroRumenta
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San Diego Music Presents an Interview with Nerf Herder
San Diego Music Presents an Interview with Nerf HerderSan Diego Music Presents an Interview with Nerf Herder
San Diego Music presents an interview with Nerf Herder. Our very own VJ Megan, got the chance to sit down (actually stand up) with the nerd punk band Nerf He... -
Nerf Herder KUKQ House Call 2013
Nerf Herder KUKQ House Call 2013Nerf Herder KUKQ House Call 2013
Craven Moorehead interviews Nerf Herder and the band performs some of their pop punk classics during a KUKQ House Call at Pub Rock Live. -
Nerf Herder Interviewed by The Scene Report
Nerf Herder Interviewed by The Scene ReportNerf Herder Interviewed by The Scene Report
Nikki Limo interviews...uh...not Parry Gripp after their show for Steve's birthday on September 1, 2012 at the Bootleg Bar. Parry didn't feel like being film... -
Nerf Herder - I've Got A Boner For Christmas [Bootleg Bar]
Nerf Herder - I've Got A Boner For Christmas [Bootleg Bar]Nerf Herder - I've Got A Boner For Christmas [Bootleg Bar]
Nerf Herder being awesome at their show for Steve's birthday on September 1, 2012 at the Bootleg Bar. For more videos from this show, check the playlist: htt... -
Nerf Herder - Lamer Than Lame [Bootleg Bar]
Nerf Herder - Lamer Than Lame [Bootleg Bar]Nerf Herder - Lamer Than Lame [Bootleg Bar]
Nerf Herder being awesome at their show for Steve's birthday on September 1, 2012 at the Bootleg Bar. For more videos from this show, check the playlist: htt... -
Nerf Herder - Doing Laundry [Bootleg Bar]
Nerf Herder - Doing Laundry [Bootleg Bar]Nerf Herder - Doing Laundry [Bootleg Bar]
Nerf Herder being awesome at their show for Steve's birthday on September 1, 2012 at the Bootleg Bar. For more videos from this show, check the playlist: htt... -
NERF HERDER - NEW ALBUM!!!
NERF HERDER - NEW ALBUM!!!NERF HERDER - NEW ALBUM!!!
http://www.pledgemusic.com/projects/nerfherder Help us on our mission to record a new Nerf Herder Album! Video created by Jason Hallows: http://www.transitoryzenith.com/ -
Scruffy Nerfherder
Scruffy NerfherderScruffy Nerfherder
Empire Strikes Back Stinger. -
Nerf Herder Courtney Love
Nerf Herder Courtney LoveNerf Herder Courtney Love
Nerf Herder Courtney Drake intro. -
Nerf Herder "Pervert" @ Safari Sams Watch in HD
Nerf Herder "Pervert" @ Safari Sams Watch in HDNerf Herder "Pervert" @ Safari Sams Watch in HD
Nerf Herder peforming "Pervert" @ Safari Sams on March 7, 2008. WATCH THIS IN HD! -
Colonist - Nerfherder
Colonist - NerfherderColonist - Nerfherder
Download the Ep for free in it's entirity at colonistva.bandcamp.com. facebook.com/colonistva reverbnation.com/colonistva colonistva.bigcartel.com.
San Diego Music Presents an Interview with Nerf Herder
- Duration: 2:55
- Updated: 17 Jul 2014
San Diego Music presents an interview with Nerf Herder. Our very own VJ Megan, got the chance to sit down (actually stand up) with the nerd punk band Nerf He...
http://wn.com/San_Diego_Music_Presents_an_Interview_with_Nerf_Herder
San Diego Music presents an interview with Nerf Herder. Our very own VJ Megan, got the chance to sit down (actually stand up) with the nerd punk band Nerf He...
- published: 07 May 2013
- views: 216
- author: sdmusictelevision
Nerf Herder KUKQ House Call 2013
- Duration: 15:02
- Updated: 09 Aug 2013
Craven Moorehead interviews Nerf Herder and the band performs some of their pop punk classics during a KUKQ House Call at Pub Rock Live.
http://wn.com/Nerf_Herder_KUKQ_House_Call_2013
Craven Moorehead interviews Nerf Herder and the band performs some of their pop punk classics during a KUKQ House Call at Pub Rock Live.
- published: 02 May 2013
- views: 104
- author: KUKQ Phoenix
Nerf Herder Interviewed by The Scene Report
- Duration: 1:00
- Updated: 08 Feb 2013
Nikki Limo interviews...uh...not Parry Gripp after their show for Steve's birthday on September 1, 2012 at the Bootleg Bar. Parry didn't feel like being film...
http://wn.com/Nerf_Herder_Interviewed_by_The_Scene_Report
Nikki Limo interviews...uh...not Parry Gripp after their show for Steve's birthday on September 1, 2012 at the Bootleg Bar. Parry didn't feel like being film...
- published: 05 Sep 2012
- views: 193
- author: 51productions
![Nerf Herder - I've Got A Boner For Christmas [Bootleg Bar]](http://web.archive.org./web/20140908011225im_/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/58cKbRf9MGY/0.jpg "Nerf Herder - I've Got A Boner For Christmas [Bootleg Bar]")
Nerf Herder - I've Got A Boner For Christmas [Bootleg Bar]
- Duration: 1:58
- Updated: 30 Dec 2012
Nerf Herder being awesome at their show for Steve's birthday on September 1, 2012 at the Bootleg Bar. For more videos from this show, check the playlist: htt...
http://wn.com/Nerf_Herder_-_I've_Got_A_Boner_For_Christmas_Bootleg_Bar_
Nerf Herder being awesome at their show for Steve's birthday on September 1, 2012 at the Bootleg Bar. For more videos from this show, check the playlist: htt...
- published: 10 Sep 2012
- views: 249
- author: 51productions
![Nerf Herder - Lamer Than Lame [Bootleg Bar]](http://web.archive.org./web/20140908011225im_/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/4pLFAYXiJWY/0.jpg "Nerf Herder - Lamer Than Lame [Bootleg Bar]")
Nerf Herder - Lamer Than Lame [Bootleg Bar]
- Duration: 3:38
- Updated: 03 May 2013
Nerf Herder being awesome at their show for Steve's birthday on September 1, 2012 at the Bootleg Bar. For more videos from this show, check the playlist: htt...
http://wn.com/Nerf_Herder_-_Lamer_Than_Lame_Bootleg_Bar_
Nerf Herder being awesome at their show for Steve's birthday on September 1, 2012 at the Bootleg Bar. For more videos from this show, check the playlist: htt...
- published: 10 Sep 2012
- views: 278
- author: 51productions
![Nerf Herder - Doing Laundry [Bootleg Bar]](http://web.archive.org./web/20140908011225im_/http://i.ytimg.com/vi/FCErN8FeXwU/0.jpg "Nerf Herder - Doing Laundry [Bootleg Bar]")
Nerf Herder - Doing Laundry [Bootleg Bar]
- Duration: 0:45
- Updated: 04 Jun 2013
Nerf Herder being awesome at their show for Steve's birthday on September 1, 2012 at the Bootleg Bar. For more videos from this show, check the playlist: htt...
http://wn.com/Nerf_Herder_-_Doing_Laundry_Bootleg_Bar_
Nerf Herder being awesome at their show for Steve's birthday on September 1, 2012 at the Bootleg Bar. For more videos from this show, check the playlist: htt...
- published: 10 Sep 2012
- views: 128
- author: 51productions
NERF HERDER - NEW ALBUM!!!
- Duration: 1:14
- Updated: 28 May 2014
http://www.pledgemusic.com/projects/nerfherder
Help us on our mission to record a new Nerf Herder Album!
Video created by Jason Hallows: http://www.transitoryzenith.com/
http://wn.com/NERF_HERDER_-_NEW_ALBUM!!!
http://www.pledgemusic.com/projects/nerfherder
Help us on our mission to record a new Nerf Herder Album!
Video created by Jason Hallows: http://www.transitoryzenith.com/
- published: 28 May 2014
- views: 6468
Scruffy Nerfherder
- Duration: 0:10
- Updated: 05 Aug 2013
Empire Strikes Back Stinger.
http://wn.com/Scruffy_Nerfherder
Nerf Herder Courtney Love
- Duration: 3:03
- Updated: 22 Apr 2013
Nerf Herder Courtney Drake intro.
http://wn.com/Nerf_Herder_Courtney_Love
Nerf Herder Courtney Drake intro.
- published: 15 Jun 2011
- views: 1000
- author: grungebabygirl\'s channel
Nerf Herder "Pervert" @ Safari Sams Watch in HD
- Duration: 2:30
- Updated: 05 Nov 2012
Nerf Herder peforming "Pervert" @ Safari Sams on March 7, 2008. WATCH THIS IN HD!
http://wn.com/Nerf_Herder_"Pervert"_@_Safari_Sams_Watch_in_HD
Nerf Herder peforming "Pervert" @ Safari Sams on March 7, 2008. WATCH THIS IN HD!
- published: 14 Jan 2009
- views: 1582
- author: rlv70
Colonist - Nerfherder
- Duration: 2:33
- Updated: 06 Apr 2013
Download the Ep for free in it's entirity at colonistva.bandcamp.com. facebook.com/colonistva reverbnation.com/colonistva colonistva.bigcartel.com.
http://wn.com/Colonist_-_Nerfherder
Download the Ep for free in it's entirity at colonistva.bandcamp.com. facebook.com/colonistva reverbnation.com/colonistva colonistva.bigcartel.com.
- published: 25 Jan 2013
- views: 148
- author: Colonist VA
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SWTOR - Nerf Herder Diaries #5 - The Final Trials
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The Nerf Herder is a MMO noobs look at Star Wars: The Old Republic. Born a Star Wars geek, his challenge is to spend at least one hour a day playing the titl... -
SWTOR Nerf Herder Diaries #2 - Revenge Dance Party
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http://mmgn.com - The Nerf Herder is a MMO noobs look at Star Wars: The Old Republic. Born a Star Wars geek, his challenge is to spend at least one hour a da... -
SWTOR - Nerf Herder Diaries #3 - The Hate Machine
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http://mmgn.com - The Nerf Herder is a MMO noobs look at Star Wars: The Old Republic. Born a Star Wars geek, his challenge is to spend at least one hour a da... -
HUGE NERF FIELD 2013
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Hey guys, this is my huge nerf field that I made at my cottage. I hope you enjoy! Check out My Gaming Channel: https://www.youtube.com/user/TheDarkKetchup Ex... -
Taper - We Don't Do Garage
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Filmed by Stuart Tait (Heaven Help Us Productions) in February 2001 on location in Jono's parent's garage. 1. Ode To Dream 2. What Now http://www.youtube.com... -
Nerfcast Episode 35: East Meets West
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In this episode we're joined by special guests Vlad Neko and Bobololo from the Nerf Herder Podcast! We talk about Boomco, the N.I.C. and keeping the sport fr... -
Let's Play Left 4 Dead 2 with Darkryker and Chrome
Let's Play Left 4 Dead 2 with Darkryker and ChromeLet's Play Left 4 Dead 2 with Darkryker and Chrome
In-game: Darkryker Chrome Why you stuck-up, half-witted, scruffy-looking nerf-herder! Only the most stuck-up, fourth-witted, scruffiest-looking nerf-herders!... -
OUYA: Meltdown, Also New OUYA Update
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The OUYA Is now available For more info go to http://www.ouya.tv/ http://www.ouyanews.us http://ouyalytics.com/ http://ouyaforum.com/forum.php Today we look at Meltdown The treasure is hidden the original skin of c3po, and as always don't tell the nerf herder Nick Cage.... Any who thanks again for watching! -
December 13th, 2013 Snow Plow Show - Calls From Prison
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Here's a morning show that happened on Friday The 13th where I tried to make prank calls after playing a message that I'm calling them from prison. Cashmere ... -
Minecraft:ModCraft - ITS SO DAMN PRETTY!! AHHH
Minecraft:ModCraft - ITS SO DAMN PRETTY!! AHHHMinecraft:ModCraft - ITS SO DAMN PRETTY!! AHHH
Well today I start another series on my channel this time we get crazy with mods and other shtuff, I craft a shword and dance to da beats of da rythem, but also we do get some stuff done xD make sure you subscribe you scrufy nerf herder Outro song: Approaching nirvana tetrabyte -http://tinyurl.com/7zgm7ny -
Let's Play Killing Floor - Fleshpound and Scrake Mania
Let's Play Killing Floor - Fleshpound and Scrake ManiaLet's Play Killing Floor - Fleshpound and Scrake Mania
In-game: Darkryker F00ster Why you stuck-up, half-witted, scruffy-looking nerf-herder! Only the most stuck-up, fourth-witted, scruffiest-looking nerf-herders... -
FTB Server Let's Play Season 1 Episode 4
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just watch the episode Im feeling to lazy for a description right now.... -
FTB Server Let's Play Season 1 Episode 5
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One Hell Of A Random Voice Acting Skype Call Recording
One Hell Of A Random Voice Acting Skype Call RecordingOne Hell Of A Random Voice Acting Skype Call Recording
Man, it was a blast I tell you. People Who Were In This Call: http://www.youtube.com/user/coolfool70 My Nerf Herder http://www.youtube.com/user/Littlecupofra... -
Off Season Lets Play
Off Season Lets PlayOff Season Lets Play
This is what we have been doing for the past three weeks we haven't been uploading. these videos will be far and few but my also be streamed -
Forge Craft Modpack SMP season 1 episode 3 - We Found Food!
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In todays episode of my Forge craft modpack server play with my friend Dntrose, we find food and seeds and begin to farm the ores and plants of the world! -
Forge Craft Modpack SMP season 1 episode 5 - More revenge...... and death -_-
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In Today's episode we finally get working and try to build a smeltery oh and there will be a death counter......... in the next episode! I PROMISE! -
Forge Craft Modpack SMP season 1 episode 6 - DEATH COUNTER!
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Heres episode six. In todays episode you will notice that there is infact an actual death counter. (And yes before anyone asks, me and Nolan Counted up all o... -
Forge Craft Modpack SMP season 1 episode 4 - Sweet revenge...... and more death
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In this episode there is more frustration and death than ever before. -
Playing around on Left 4 Dead 2 with Dntrose #1
Playing around on Left 4 Dead 2 with Dntrose #1Playing around on Left 4 Dead 2 with Dntrose #1
In this little episode of Left 4 Dead 2, I play a couple games of versus mode in which I own him every single time.
SWTOR - Nerf Herder Diaries #5 - The Final Trials
- Duration: 24:13
- Updated: 16 Jan 2012
The Nerf Herder is a MMO noobs look at Star Wars: The Old Republic. Born a Star Wars geek, his challenge is to spend at least one hour a day playing the titl...
http://wn.com/SWTOR_-_Nerf_Herder_Diaries_5_-_The_Final_Trials
The Nerf Herder is a MMO noobs look at Star Wars: The Old Republic. Born a Star Wars geek, his challenge is to spend at least one hour a day playing the titl...
- published: 13 Jan 2012
- views: 30
- author: MMGNAustralia
SWTOR Nerf Herder Diaries #2 - Revenge Dance Party
- Duration: 24:39
- Updated: 10 Jan 2012
http://mmgn.com - The Nerf Herder is a MMO noobs look at Star Wars: The Old Republic. Born a Star Wars geek, his challenge is to spend at least one hour a da...
http://wn.com/SWTOR_Nerf_Herder_Diaries_2_-_Revenge_Dance_Party
http://mmgn.com - The Nerf Herder is a MMO noobs look at Star Wars: The Old Republic. Born a Star Wars geek, his challenge is to spend at least one hour a da...
- published: 10 Jan 2012
- views: 71
- author: MMGNAustralia
SWTOR - Nerf Herder Diaries #3 - The Hate Machine
- Duration: 21:47
- Updated: 11 Jan 2012
http://mmgn.com - The Nerf Herder is a MMO noobs look at Star Wars: The Old Republic. Born a Star Wars geek, his challenge is to spend at least one hour a da...
http://wn.com/SWTOR_-_Nerf_Herder_Diaries_3_-_The_Hate_Machine
http://mmgn.com - The Nerf Herder is a MMO noobs look at Star Wars: The Old Republic. Born a Star Wars geek, his challenge is to spend at least one hour a da...
- published: 11 Jan 2012
- views: 118
- author: MMGNAustralia
HUGE NERF FIELD 2013
- Duration: 25:23
- Updated: 05 Sep 2014
Hey guys, this is my huge nerf field that I made at my cottage. I hope you enjoy! Check out My Gaming Channel: https://www.youtube.com/user/TheDarkKetchup Ex...
http://wn.com/HUGE_NERF_FIELD_2013
Hey guys, this is my huge nerf field that I made at my cottage. I hope you enjoy! Check out My Gaming Channel: https://www.youtube.com/user/TheDarkKetchup Ex...
- published: 26 Oct 2013
- views: 54923
- author: NerfBoyProductions
Taper - We Don't Do Garage
- Duration: 46:03
- Updated: 05 Feb 2013
Filmed by Stuart Tait (Heaven Help Us Productions) in February 2001 on location in Jono's parent's garage. 1. Ode To Dream 2. What Now http://www.youtube.com...
http://wn.com/Taper_-_We_Don't_Do_Garage
Filmed by Stuart Tait (Heaven Help Us Productions) in February 2001 on location in Jono's parent's garage. 1. Ode To Dream 2. What Now http://www.youtube.com...
- published: 05 Feb 2013
- views: 42
- author: Jono Ellis
Nerfcast Episode 35: East Meets West
- Duration: 87:18
- Updated: 26 Aug 2014
In this episode we're joined by special guests Vlad Neko and Bobololo from the Nerf Herder Podcast! We talk about Boomco, the N.I.C. and keeping the sport fr...
http://wn.com/Nerfcast_Episode_35_East_Meets_West
In this episode we're joined by special guests Vlad Neko and Bobololo from the Nerf Herder Podcast! We talk about Boomco, the N.I.C. and keeping the sport fr...
- published: 09 Apr 2014
- views: 249
- author: Bay Area Nerf
Let's Play Left 4 Dead 2 with Darkryker and Chrome
- Duration: 22:08
- Updated: 30 Apr 2013
In-game: Darkryker Chrome Why you stuck-up, half-witted, scruffy-looking nerf-herder! Only the most stuck-up, fourth-witted, scruffiest-looking nerf-herders!...
http://wn.com/Let's_Play_Left_4_Dead_2_with_Darkryker_and_Chrome
In-game: Darkryker Chrome Why you stuck-up, half-witted, scruffy-looking nerf-herder! Only the most stuck-up, fourth-witted, scruffiest-looking nerf-herders!...
- published: 11 Apr 2013
- views: 20
- author: Scruffy Nerf Herders
OUYA: Meltdown, Also New OUYA Update
- Duration: 25:31
- Updated: 01 Dec 2013
The OUYA Is now available
For more info go to
http://www.ouya.tv/
http://www.ouyanews.us
http://ouyalytics.com/
http://ouyaforum.com/forum.php
Today we look at Meltdown
The treasure is hidden the original skin of c3po, and as always don't tell the nerf herder Nick Cage....
Any who thanks again for watching!
http://wn.com/OUYA_Meltdown,_Also_New_OUYA_Update
The OUYA Is now available
For more info go to
http://www.ouya.tv/
http://www.ouyanews.us
http://ouyalytics.com/
http://ouyaforum.com/forum.php
Today we look at Meltdown
The treasure is hidden the original skin of c3po, and as always don't tell the nerf herder Nick Cage....
Any who thanks again for watching!
- published: 01 Dec 2013
- views: 185
December 13th, 2013 Snow Plow Show - Calls From Prison
- Duration: 41:49
- Updated: 16 Jun 2014
Here's a morning show that happened on Friday The 13th where I tried to make prank calls after playing a message that I'm calling them from prison. Cashmere ...
http://wn.com/December_13th,_2013_Snow_Plow_Show_-_Calls_From_Prison
Here's a morning show that happened on Friday The 13th where I tried to make prank calls after playing a message that I'm calling them from prison. Cashmere ...
- published: 14 Dec 2013
- views: 1177
- author: Phone Losers of America Shows
Minecraft:ModCraft - ITS SO DAMN PRETTY!! AHHH
- Duration: 20:00
- Updated: 07 Oct 2013
Well today I start another series on my channel this time we get crazy with mods and other shtuff, I craft a shword and dance to da beats of da rythem, but also we do get some stuff done xD
make sure you subscribe you scrufy nerf herder
Outro song: Approaching nirvana tetrabyte -http://tinyurl.com/7zgm7ny
http://wn.com/Minecraft_ModCraft_-_ITS_SO_DAMN_PRETTY!!_AHHH
Well today I start another series on my channel this time we get crazy with mods and other shtuff, I craft a shword and dance to da beats of da rythem, but also we do get some stuff done xD
make sure you subscribe you scrufy nerf herder
Outro song: Approaching nirvana tetrabyte -http://tinyurl.com/7zgm7ny
- published: 07 Oct 2013
- views: 25
Let's Play Killing Floor - Fleshpound and Scrake Mania
- Duration: 27:52
- Updated: 30 Apr 2013
In-game: Darkryker F00ster Why you stuck-up, half-witted, scruffy-looking nerf-herder! Only the most stuck-up, fourth-witted, scruffiest-looking nerf-herders...
http://wn.com/Let's_Play_Killing_Floor_-_Fleshpound_and_Scrake_Mania
In-game: Darkryker F00ster Why you stuck-up, half-witted, scruffy-looking nerf-herder! Only the most stuck-up, fourth-witted, scruffiest-looking nerf-herders...
- published: 10 Apr 2013
- views: 12
- author: Scruffy Nerf Herders
FTB Server Let's Play Season 1 Episode 4
- Duration: 36:51
- Updated: 02 Jul 2013
just watch the episode Im feeling to lazy for a description right now....
http://wn.com/FTB_Server_Let's_Play_Season_1_Episode_4
just watch the episode Im feeling to lazy for a description right now....
- published: 02 Jul 2013
- views: 19
FTB Server Let's Play Season 1 Episode 5
- Duration: 41:37
- Updated: 17 Jul 2013
http://wn.com/FTB_Server_Let's_Play_Season_1_Episode_5
- published: 17 Jul 2013
- views: 6
One Hell Of A Random Voice Acting Skype Call Recording
- Duration: 20:20
- Updated: 16 Aug 2013
Man, it was a blast I tell you. People Who Were In This Call: http://www.youtube.com/user/coolfool70 My Nerf Herder http://www.youtube.com/user/Littlecupofra...
http://wn.com/One_Hell_Of_A_Random_Voice_Acting_Skype_Call_Recording
Man, it was a blast I tell you. People Who Were In This Call: http://www.youtube.com/user/coolfool70 My Nerf Herder http://www.youtube.com/user/Littlecupofra...
- published: 16 Aug 2013
- views: 10
- author: Shade Ponisinger
Off Season Lets Play
- Duration: 27:33
- Updated: 11 Aug 2013
This is what we have been doing for the past three weeks we haven't been uploading. these videos will be far and few but my also be streamed
http://wn.com/Off_Season_Lets_Play
This is what we have been doing for the past three weeks we haven't been uploading. these videos will be far and few but my also be streamed
- published: 11 Aug 2013
- views: 15
Forge Craft Modpack SMP season 1 episode 3 - We Found Food!
- Duration: 34:24
- Updated: 16 Apr 2014
In todays episode of my Forge craft modpack server play with my friend Dntrose, we find food and seeds and begin to farm the ores and plants of the world!
http://wn.com/Forge_Craft_Modpack_SMP_season_1_episode_3_-_We_Found_Food!
In todays episode of my Forge craft modpack server play with my friend Dntrose, we find food and seeds and begin to farm the ores and plants of the world!
- published: 02 Jul 2013
- views: 79
- author: My Nerf Herder
Forge Craft Modpack SMP season 1 episode 5 - More revenge...... and death -_-
- Duration: 36:41
- Updated: 28 Jun 2014
In Today's episode we finally get working and try to build a smeltery oh and there will be a death counter......... in the next episode! I PROMISE!
http://wn.com/Forge_Craft_Modpack_SMP_season_1_episode_5_-_More_revenge......_and_death_-_-
In Today's episode we finally get working and try to build a smeltery oh and there will be a death counter......... in the next episode! I PROMISE!
- published: 25 Aug 2013
- views: 80
- author: My Nerf Herder
Forge Craft Modpack SMP season 1 episode 6 - DEATH COUNTER!
- Duration: 55:15
- Updated: 05 Jan 2014
Heres episode six. In todays episode you will notice that there is infact an actual death counter. (And yes before anyone asks, me and Nolan Counted up all o...
http://wn.com/Forge_Craft_Modpack_SMP_season_1_episode_6_-_DEATH_COUNTER!
Heres episode six. In todays episode you will notice that there is infact an actual death counter. (And yes before anyone asks, me and Nolan Counted up all o...
- published: 29 Aug 2013
- views: 84
- author: My Nerf Herder
Forge Craft Modpack SMP season 1 episode 4 - Sweet revenge...... and more death
- Duration: 124:16
- Updated: 21 Jul 2013
In this episode there is more frustration and death than ever before.
http://wn.com/Forge_Craft_Modpack_SMP_season_1_episode_4_-_Sweet_revenge......_and_more_death
In this episode there is more frustration and death than ever before.
- published: 21 Jul 2013
- views: 45
Playing around on Left 4 Dead 2 with Dntrose #1
- Duration: 25:40
- Updated: 02 Jul 2013
In this little episode of Left 4 Dead 2, I play a couple games of versus mode in which I own him every single time.
http://wn.com/Playing_around_on_Left_4_Dead_2_with_Dntrose_1
In this little episode of Left 4 Dead 2, I play a couple games of versus mode in which I own him every single time.
- published: 02 Jul 2013
- views: 11
3:30
Nerf Herder - "Mr. Spock" (HD) Honest Don's Records
http://www.BlankTV.com/ - Nerf Herder - "Mr. Spock" - Like this video? Come see thousands ...
published: 18 Feb 2011
author: BlankTV
Nerf Herder - "Mr. Spock" (HD) Honest Don's Records
Nerf Herder - "Mr. Spock" (HD) Honest Don's Records
http://www.BlankTV.com/ - Nerf Herder - "Mr. Spock" - Like this video? Come see thousands more at the Net's biggest, uncensored, completely d.i.y. punk, hard...- published: 18 Feb 2011
- views: 80184
- author: BlankTV
31:50
NERF HERDER How To Meet Girls [full album]
1. Vivian 2. Courtney 3. Lamer Than Lame 4. Feeling Bad 5. Pantera Fans In Love 6. 5000 Wa...
published: 13 Apr 2014
author: enginesdown
NERF HERDER How To Meet Girls [full album]
NERF HERDER How To Meet Girls [full album]
1. Vivian 2. Courtney 3. Lamer Than Lame 4. Feeling Bad 5. Pantera Fans In Love 6. 5000 Ways To Die 7. She's A Sleestak 8. Jonathan 9. For You 10. Life On Ma...- published: 13 Apr 2014
- views: 2411
- author: enginesdown
51:31
Nerf Herder Live at Nerdapalooza
Nerdy Show's live feed from Nerdapalooza 2013! Stunning performances, artist interviews, a...
published: 21 Jan 2014
author: Nerdy Show LIVE!
Nerf Herder Live at Nerdapalooza
Nerf Herder Live at Nerdapalooza
Nerdy Show's live feed from Nerdapalooza 2013! Stunning performances, artist interviews, and set-by-set commentary from the Nerdy Show crew. Relive the entir...- published: 21 Jan 2014
- views: 1817
- author: Nerdy Show LIVE!
3:55
Nerf Herder - "Van Halen" Honest Don's Records
Like this video? Come see thousands more at the Net's biggest, uncensored, completely d.i....
published: 04 May 2007
author: BlankTV
Nerf Herder - "Van Halen" Honest Don's Records
Nerf Herder - "Van Halen" Honest Don's Records
Like this video? Come see thousands more at the Net's biggest, uncensored, completely d.i.y. punk, hardcore, indie and alternative music video site, BlankTV....- published: 04 May 2007
- views: 254280
- author: BlankTV
2:31
Buffy the Vampire Slayer - Nerf Herder
Sigla della serie TV Buffy the Vampire Slayer....
published: 25 Jul 2008
author: luka185
Buffy the Vampire Slayer - Nerf Herder
Buffy the Vampire Slayer - Nerf Herder
Sigla della serie TV Buffy the Vampire Slayer.- published: 25 Jul 2008
- views: 536921
- author: luka185
3:38
Nerf Herder - Golfshirt
From the self titled debut album. Released December 3, 1996 Genre Geek Rock Label My Recor...
published: 12 Dec 2009
author: mytitans
Nerf Herder - Golfshirt
Nerf Herder - Golfshirt
From the self titled debut album. Released December 3, 1996 Genre Geek Rock Label My Records/Arista Records (rereleased) Producer Joey Cape (Lagwagon) lyrics...- published: 12 Dec 2009
- views: 16839
- author: mytitans
2:54
Nerf Herder - "Sorry" Honest Don's Records
Like this video? Come see thousands more at the Net's biggest, uncensored, completely d.i....
published: 04 May 2007
author: BlankTV
Nerf Herder - "Sorry" Honest Don's Records
Nerf Herder - "Sorry" Honest Don's Records
Like this video? Come see thousands more at the Net's biggest, uncensored, completely d.i.y. punk, hardcore, indie and alternative music video site, BlankTV....- published: 04 May 2007
- views: 133258
- author: BlankTV
5:05
Nerf Herder (live) Buffy theme + Sorry.mp4
Nerf Herder @ Viper room L.A. 11/11/12....
published: 20 Nov 2012
author: jay inhb
Nerf Herder (live) Buffy theme + Sorry.mp4
Nerf Herder (live) Buffy theme + Sorry.mp4
Nerf Herder @ Viper room L.A. 11/11/12.- published: 20 Nov 2012
- views: 7906
- author: jay inhb
3:27
Nerf Herder - "Pantera Fans in Love" Honest Don's Records
Like this video? Come see thousands more at the Net's biggest, uncensored, completely d.i....
published: 04 May 2007
author: BlankTV
Nerf Herder - "Pantera Fans in Love" Honest Don's Records
Nerf Herder - "Pantera Fans in Love" Honest Don's Records
Like this video? Come see thousands more at the Net's biggest, uncensored, completely d.i.y. punk, hardcore, indie and alternative music video site, BlankTV....- published: 04 May 2007
- views: 65628
- author: BlankTV
3:06
Nerf Herder - Diana [Bootleg Bar]
Nerf Herder being awesome at their show for Steve's birthday on September 1, 2012 at the B...
published: 10 Sep 2012
author: 51 Productions
Nerf Herder - Diana [Bootleg Bar]
Nerf Herder - Diana [Bootleg Bar]
Nerf Herder being awesome at their show for Steve's birthday on September 1, 2012 at the Bootleg Bar. For more videos from this show, check the playlist: htt...- published: 10 Sep 2012
- views: 2094
- author: 51 Productions
2:38
Nerf Herder-Cashmere
from "American Cheese" All alone in your pajamas Writing letters to your grandma She doesn...
published: 06 Mar 2012
author: BornToMinigolf
Nerf Herder-Cashmere
Nerf Herder-Cashmere
from "American Cheese" All alone in your pajamas Writing letters to your grandma She doesn't understand What's wrong with kids today Things were better back ...- published: 06 Mar 2012
- views: 4919
- author: BornToMinigolf
2:37
Nerf Herder - Pervert
Ein tolles Lied + witziges Bild....
published: 12 Oct 2012
author: Djanger Wank
Nerf Herder - Pervert
Nerf Herder - Pervert
Ein tolles Lied + witziges Bild.- published: 12 Oct 2012
- views: 12224
- author: Djanger Wank
4:05
Nerf Herder - Nosering Girl (version 2.sn0)
...
published: 03 Mar 2011
author: Juan Cholo
Nerf Herder - Nosering Girl (version 2.sn0)
2:29
Fight for Your Right to Masturbate - Nerf Herder
Good song from My E.P. (Bonus Tracks version)....
published: 02 Mar 2011
author: SuperMuck45
Fight for Your Right to Masturbate - Nerf Herder
Fight for Your Right to Masturbate - Nerf Herder
Good song from My E.P. (Bonus Tracks version).- published: 02 Mar 2011
- views: 7623
- author: SuperMuck45
Youtube results:
3:41
Nerf Herder - Lamer Than Lame
Nerf Herder - Lamer Than Lame....
published: 24 Nov 2010
author: SexyHeetGeweldig
Nerf Herder - Lamer Than Lame
Nerf Herder - Lamer Than Lame
Nerf Herder - Lamer Than Lame.- published: 24 Nov 2010
- views: 11711
- author: SexyHeetGeweldig
3:55
Nerf Herder - I'm the Droid You're Looking For 1080p HD!
Track 06 Of The Album: "Crappy Records Presents: Have a Crappy Summer" The All New Nerf He...
published: 30 May 2012
author: Woogle Nus
Nerf Herder - I'm the Droid You're Looking For 1080p HD!
Nerf Herder - I'm the Droid You're Looking For 1080p HD!
Track 06 Of The Album: "Crappy Records Presents: Have a Crappy Summer" The All New Nerf Herder song :D.- published: 30 May 2012
- views: 10981
- author: Woogle Nus
2:51
Nerf Herder "Hotel California"
My E.P.....
published: 12 Dec 2011
author: TipsyBalloons
Nerf Herder "Hotel California"
4:00
Nerf Herder "The Sportsman Bar"
Parry Steve Ben Dave circa 2003. shot in the real life sportsman in santa barbara. fancy p...
published: 11 Jan 2007
author: joblessoatmeal
Nerf Herder "The Sportsman Bar"
Nerf Herder "The Sportsman Bar"
Parry Steve Ben Dave circa 2003. shot in the real life sportsman in santa barbara. fancy pants.- published: 11 Jan 2007
- views: 16945
- author: joblessoatmeal
4:48
Nerf Herder - Vivian [live sep. 2003]
Introduction (they arrived from England, were stuck on freeway and were very late) Vivian ...
published: 21 Aug 2012
author: shellorz
Nerf Herder - Vivian [live sep. 2003]
Nerf Herder - Vivian [live sep. 2003]
Introduction (they arrived from England, were stuck on freeway and were very late) Vivian sound checkup and joke about the mispronounced "bass" by the french...- published: 21 Aug 2012
- views: 235
- author: shellorz
4:32
Nerf Herder - "Nosering Girl" LIVE in Houston
Live in Houston, TX March 24, 1997....
published: 25 Feb 2008
author: Nerf Herder
Nerf Herder - "Nosering Girl" LIVE in Houston
Nerf Herder - "Nosering Girl" LIVE in Houston
Live in Houston, TX March 24, 1997.- published: 25 Feb 2008
- views: 24280
- author: Nerf Herder
34:18
Nerf Herder at House of Blues, Anaheim CA - 09/28/2009
Setlist: Vivian Welcome to My World Lamer Then Lame 5000 Ways To Die Sorry Nosering Girl D...
published: 20 May 2013
author: Sean Cahill
Nerf Herder at House of Blues, Anaheim CA - 09/28/2009
Nerf Herder at House of Blues, Anaheim CA - 09/28/2009
Setlist: Vivian Welcome to My World Lamer Then Lame 5000 Ways To Die Sorry Nosering Girl Diana Pervert Down on Haley Van Halen (I believe the show was 09/28/...- published: 20 May 2013
- views: 478
- author: Sean Cahill
3:43
San Diego Music Presents Nerf Herder - Mr. Spock (Live at The Ruby Room)
San Diego Music Presents Nerf Herder performing their hit song "Mr. Spock" Live at The Rub...
published: 08 May 2013
author: sdmusictelevision
San Diego Music Presents Nerf Herder - Mr. Spock (Live at The Ruby Room)
San Diego Music Presents Nerf Herder - Mr. Spock (Live at The Ruby Room)
San Diego Music Presents Nerf Herder performing their hit song "Mr. Spock" Live at The Ruby Room in San Diego! Stay Tuned for more exclusive videos and conte...- published: 08 May 2013
- views: 134
- author: sdmusictelevision
2:27
Nerf Herder - Down On Haley [Troubadour]
Nerf Herder playing live at their show with Ozma at the Troubadour in Hollywood on June 14...
published: 18 Jun 2013
author: 51 Productions
Nerf Herder - Down On Haley [Troubadour]
Nerf Herder - Down On Haley [Troubadour]
Nerf Herder playing live at their show with Ozma at the Troubadour in Hollywood on June 14, 2013. For more videos from this show, check the playlist: http://...- published: 18 Jun 2013
- views: 1573
- author: 51 Productions
3:15
Nerf Herder "Mr. Spock" Live @Good Records
Nerf Herder "Mr. Spock" Live at Good Records (Dallas, Texas) June 9, 2014.
I do not own a...
published: 10 Jun 2014
Nerf Herder "Mr. Spock" Live @Good Records
Nerf Herder "Mr. Spock" Live @Good Records
Nerf Herder "Mr. Spock" Live at Good Records (Dallas, Texas) June 9, 2014. I do not own any of this music. Just a fan spreading the good word. "Mr. Spock" is from Nerf Herder's album "American Cheese" Help contribute to their new album. Pledge here: http://www.pledgemusic.com/artists/nerfherder- published: 10 Jun 2014
- views: 23
3:50
Nerf Herder - Van Halen [Troubadour]
Nerf Herder playing live at their show with Ozma at the Troubadour in Hollywood on June 14...
published: 18 Jun 2013
author: 51productions
Nerf Herder - Van Halen [Troubadour]
Nerf Herder - Van Halen [Troubadour]
Nerf Herder playing live at their show with Ozma at the Troubadour in Hollywood on June 14, 2013. For more videos from this show, check the playlist: http://...- published: 18 Jun 2013
- views: 101
- author: 51productions
3:03
San Diego Music Presents Nerf Herder - Welcome to My World
San Diego Music .TV presents Nerf Herder performing "Welcome to My World" Live at The Ruby...
published: 06 May 2013
author: sdmusictelevision
San Diego Music Presents Nerf Herder - Welcome to My World
San Diego Music Presents Nerf Herder - Welcome to My World
San Diego Music .TV presents Nerf Herder performing "Welcome to My World" Live at The Ruby Room! Stay Tuned for more exclusive videos and content on our onli...- published: 06 May 2013
- views: 70
- author: sdmusictelevision
3:53
Nerf Herder - Golfshirt (Live at the Bottom of the Hill, San Francisco, March 14th 2008)
Nerf Herder - Golfshirt (Live at the Bottom of the Hill, San Francisco, March 14th 2008) h...
published: 25 Jul 2008
author: laurentgdh
Nerf Herder - Golfshirt (Live at the Bottom of the Hill, San Francisco, March 14th 2008)
Nerf Herder - Golfshirt (Live at the Bottom of the Hill, San Francisco, March 14th 2008)
Nerf Herder - Golfshirt (Live at the Bottom of the Hill, San Francisco, March 14th 2008) http://www.myspace.com/nerfherder.- published: 25 Jul 2008
- views: 2811
- author: laurentgdh
3:58
Nerf Herder 5000 Ways to Die Live
Nerf Herder playing 5000 ways to die, live on march 7th 2008 at Safari Sam's in LA. After ...
published: 10 Mar 2008
author: Downhilltheory
Nerf Herder 5000 Ways to Die Live
Nerf Herder 5000 Ways to Die Live
Nerf Herder playing 5000 ways to die, live on march 7th 2008 at Safari Sam's in LA. After the sound check i meet Parry Gripp and asked him to play this song....- published: 10 Mar 2008
- views: 6640
- author: Downhilltheory
0:30
Nerf Herder - Buffy the Vampire Slayer Theme (Live)
Buffy the Vampire Slayer theme played live at San Diego's Ruby Room. 4/25/2013....
published: 30 Apr 2013
author: Sara Kazemi
Nerf Herder - Buffy the Vampire Slayer Theme (Live)
Nerf Herder - Buffy the Vampire Slayer Theme (Live)
Buffy the Vampire Slayer theme played live at San Diego's Ruby Room. 4/25/2013.- published: 30 Apr 2013
- views: 656
- author: Sara Kazemi
3:11
Nerf Herder Vivian 3.14.08
Nerf Herder live @ Bottom of the hill on 3.14.08 in San Fran. charlie parry steve linus of...
published: 11 May 2008
author: shastabeast666
Nerf Herder Vivian 3.14.08
Nerf Herder Vivian 3.14.08
Nerf Herder live @ Bottom of the hill on 3.14.08 in San Fran. charlie parry steve linus of hollywood cougar after watching again after a year now i want more...- published: 11 May 2008
- views: 6436
- author: shastabeast666
Youtube results:
4:18
Victor Shores "Scruffy Nerfherder" LIVE at KC Hall Kearney, NE
Victor Shores performing the song "Scruffy Nerfherder" at the KC Hall in Kearney, NE Go ch...
published: 19 Jan 2012
author: HaarmannE
Victor Shores "Scruffy Nerfherder" LIVE at KC Hall Kearney, NE
Victor Shores "Scruffy Nerfherder" LIVE at KC Hall Kearney, NE
Victor Shores performing the song "Scruffy Nerfherder" at the KC Hall in Kearney, NE Go check out Victor Shores at http://www.facebook.com/victorshores.- published: 19 Jan 2012
- views: 307
- author: HaarmannE
4:45
Nerf Herder live Golfshirt 3.14.08
Nerf Herder live @ Bottom of the hill on 3.14.08. This time listen for the shout out to ch...
published: 11 May 2008
author: shastabeast666
Nerf Herder live Golfshirt 3.14.08
Nerf Herder live Golfshirt 3.14.08
Nerf Herder live @ Bottom of the hill on 3.14.08. This time listen for the shout out to charlies dad.- published: 11 May 2008
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- author: shastabeast666
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Nerf Herder - Nosering Girl - Live at Nerdapalooza 2013
Nerdapalooza 2013
Orange County Convention Center
Orlando, FL...
published: 24 Oct 2013
Nerf Herder - Nosering Girl - Live at Nerdapalooza 2013
Nerf Herder - Nosering Girl - Live at Nerdapalooza 2013
Nerdapalooza 2013 Orange County Convention Center Orlando, FL- published: 24 Oct 2013
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San Diego Music Presents an Interview with Nerf Herder
San Diego Music presents an interview with Nerf Herder. Our very own VJ Megan, got the cha...
published: 07 May 2013
author: sdmusictelevision
San Diego Music Presents an Interview with Nerf Herder
San Diego Music Presents an Interview with Nerf Herder
San Diego Music presents an interview with Nerf Herder. Our very own VJ Megan, got the chance to sit down (actually stand up) with the nerd punk band Nerf He...- published: 07 May 2013
- views: 216
- author: sdmusictelevision
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Nerf Herder KUKQ House Call 2013
Craven Moorehead interviews Nerf Herder and the band performs some of their pop punk class...
published: 02 May 2013
author: KUKQ Phoenix
Nerf Herder KUKQ House Call 2013
Nerf Herder KUKQ House Call 2013
Craven Moorehead interviews Nerf Herder and the band performs some of their pop punk classics during a KUKQ House Call at Pub Rock Live.- published: 02 May 2013
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- author: KUKQ Phoenix
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Nerf Herder Interviewed by The Scene Report
Nikki Limo interviews...uh...not Parry Gripp after their show for Steve's birthday on Sept...
published: 05 Sep 2012
author: 51productions
Nerf Herder Interviewed by The Scene Report
Nerf Herder Interviewed by The Scene Report
Nikki Limo interviews...uh...not Parry Gripp after their show for Steve's birthday on September 1, 2012 at the Bootleg Bar. Parry didn't feel like being film...- published: 05 Sep 2012
- views: 193
- author: 51productions
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Nerf Herder - I've Got A Boner For Christmas [Bootleg Bar]
Nerf Herder being awesome at their show for Steve's birthday on September 1, 2012 at the B...
published: 10 Sep 2012
author: 51productions
Nerf Herder - I've Got A Boner For Christmas [Bootleg Bar]
Nerf Herder - I've Got A Boner For Christmas [Bootleg Bar]
Nerf Herder being awesome at their show for Steve's birthday on September 1, 2012 at the Bootleg Bar. For more videos from this show, check the playlist: htt...- published: 10 Sep 2012
- views: 249
- author: 51productions
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Nerf Herder - Lamer Than Lame [Bootleg Bar]
Nerf Herder being awesome at their show for Steve's birthday on September 1, 2012 at the B...
published: 10 Sep 2012
author: 51productions
Nerf Herder - Lamer Than Lame [Bootleg Bar]
Nerf Herder - Lamer Than Lame [Bootleg Bar]
Nerf Herder being awesome at their show for Steve's birthday on September 1, 2012 at the Bootleg Bar. For more videos from this show, check the playlist: htt...- published: 10 Sep 2012
- views: 278
- author: 51productions
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Nerf Herder - Doing Laundry [Bootleg Bar]
Nerf Herder being awesome at their show for Steve's birthday on September 1, 2012 at the B...
published: 10 Sep 2012
author: 51productions
Nerf Herder - Doing Laundry [Bootleg Bar]
Nerf Herder - Doing Laundry [Bootleg Bar]
Nerf Herder being awesome at their show for Steve's birthday on September 1, 2012 at the Bootleg Bar. For more videos from this show, check the playlist: htt...- published: 10 Sep 2012
- views: 128
- author: 51productions
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NERF HERDER - NEW ALBUM!!!
http://www.pledgemusic.com/projects/nerfherder
Help us on our mission to record a new Ner...
published: 28 May 2014
NERF HERDER - NEW ALBUM!!!
NERF HERDER - NEW ALBUM!!!
http://www.pledgemusic.com/projects/nerfherder Help us on our mission to record a new Nerf Herder Album! Video created by Jason Hallows: http://www.transitoryzenith.com/- published: 28 May 2014
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Scruffy Nerfherder
Empire Strikes Back Stinger....
published: 23 Apr 2009
author: rosnor2000
Scruffy Nerfherder
Scruffy Nerfherder
Empire Strikes Back Stinger.- published: 23 Apr 2009
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Nerf Herder Courtney Love
Nerf Herder Courtney Drake intro....
published: 15 Jun 2011
author: grungebabygirl\'s channel
Nerf Herder Courtney Love
Nerf Herder Courtney Love
Nerf Herder Courtney Drake intro.- published: 15 Jun 2011
- views: 1000
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Nerf Herder "Pervert" @ Safari Sams Watch in HD
Nerf Herder peforming "Pervert" @ Safari Sams on March 7, 2008. WATCH THIS IN HD!...
published: 14 Jan 2009
author: rlv70
Nerf Herder "Pervert" @ Safari Sams Watch in HD
Nerf Herder "Pervert" @ Safari Sams Watch in HD
Nerf Herder peforming "Pervert" @ Safari Sams on March 7, 2008. WATCH THIS IN HD!- published: 14 Jan 2009
- views: 1582
- author: rlv70
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Colonist - Nerfherder
Download the Ep for free in it's entirity at colonistva.bandcamp.com. facebook.com/colonis...
published: 25 Jan 2013
author: Colonist VA
Colonist - Nerfherder
Colonist - Nerfherder
Download the Ep for free in it's entirity at colonistva.bandcamp.com. facebook.com/colonistva reverbnation.com/colonistva colonistva.bigcartel.com.- published: 25 Jan 2013
- views: 148
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SWTOR - Nerf Herder Diaries #5 - The Final Trials
The Nerf Herder is a MMO noobs look at Star Wars: The Old Republic. Born a Star Wars geek,...
published: 13 Jan 2012
author: MMGNAustralia
SWTOR - Nerf Herder Diaries #5 - The Final Trials
SWTOR - Nerf Herder Diaries #5 - The Final Trials
The Nerf Herder is a MMO noobs look at Star Wars: The Old Republic. Born a Star Wars geek, his challenge is to spend at least one hour a day playing the titl...- published: 13 Jan 2012
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- author: MMGNAustralia
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SWTOR Nerf Herder Diaries #2 - Revenge Dance Party
http://mmgn.com - The Nerf Herder is a MMO noobs look at Star Wars: The Old Republic. Born...
published: 10 Jan 2012
author: MMGNAustralia
SWTOR Nerf Herder Diaries #2 - Revenge Dance Party
SWTOR Nerf Herder Diaries #2 - Revenge Dance Party
http://mmgn.com - The Nerf Herder is a MMO noobs look at Star Wars: The Old Republic. Born a Star Wars geek, his challenge is to spend at least one hour a da...- published: 10 Jan 2012
- views: 71
- author: MMGNAustralia
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SWTOR - Nerf Herder Diaries #3 - The Hate Machine
http://mmgn.com - The Nerf Herder is a MMO noobs look at Star Wars: The Old Republic. Born...
published: 11 Jan 2012
author: MMGNAustralia
SWTOR - Nerf Herder Diaries #3 - The Hate Machine
SWTOR - Nerf Herder Diaries #3 - The Hate Machine
http://mmgn.com - The Nerf Herder is a MMO noobs look at Star Wars: The Old Republic. Born a Star Wars geek, his challenge is to spend at least one hour a da...- published: 11 Jan 2012
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HUGE NERF FIELD 2013
Hey guys, this is my huge nerf field that I made at my cottage. I hope you enjoy! Check ou...
published: 26 Oct 2013
author: NerfBoyProductions
HUGE NERF FIELD 2013
HUGE NERF FIELD 2013
Hey guys, this is my huge nerf field that I made at my cottage. I hope you enjoy! Check out My Gaming Channel: https://www.youtube.com/user/TheDarkKetchup Ex...- published: 26 Oct 2013
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Taper - We Don't Do Garage
Filmed by Stuart Tait (Heaven Help Us Productions) in February 2001 on location in Jono's ...
published: 05 Feb 2013
author: Jono Ellis
Taper - We Don't Do Garage
Taper - We Don't Do Garage
Filmed by Stuart Tait (Heaven Help Us Productions) in February 2001 on location in Jono's parent's garage. 1. Ode To Dream 2. What Now http://www.youtube.com...- published: 05 Feb 2013
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Nerfcast Episode 35: East Meets West
In this episode we're joined by special guests Vlad Neko and Bobololo from the Nerf Herder...
published: 09 Apr 2014
author: Bay Area Nerf
Nerfcast Episode 35: East Meets West
Nerfcast Episode 35: East Meets West
In this episode we're joined by special guests Vlad Neko and Bobololo from the Nerf Herder Podcast! We talk about Boomco, the N.I.C. and keeping the sport fr...- published: 09 Apr 2014
- views: 249
- author: Bay Area Nerf
22:08
Let's Play Left 4 Dead 2 with Darkryker and Chrome
In-game: Darkryker Chrome Why you stuck-up, half-witted, scruffy-looking nerf-herder! Only...
published: 11 Apr 2013
author: Scruffy Nerf Herders
Let's Play Left 4 Dead 2 with Darkryker and Chrome
Let's Play Left 4 Dead 2 with Darkryker and Chrome
In-game: Darkryker Chrome Why you stuck-up, half-witted, scruffy-looking nerf-herder! Only the most stuck-up, fourth-witted, scruffiest-looking nerf-herders!...- published: 11 Apr 2013
- views: 20
- author: Scruffy Nerf Herders
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OUYA: Meltdown, Also New OUYA Update
The OUYA Is now available
For more info go to
http://www.ouya.tv/
http://www.ouyanews.us
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published: 01 Dec 2013
OUYA: Meltdown, Also New OUYA Update
OUYA: Meltdown, Also New OUYA Update
The OUYA Is now available For more info go to http://www.ouya.tv/ http://www.ouyanews.us http://ouyalytics.com/ http://ouyaforum.com/forum.php Today we look at Meltdown The treasure is hidden the original skin of c3po, and as always don't tell the nerf herder Nick Cage.... Any who thanks again for watching!- published: 01 Dec 2013
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December 13th, 2013 Snow Plow Show - Calls From Prison
Here's a morning show that happened on Friday The 13th where I tried to make prank calls a...
published: 14 Dec 2013
author: Phone Losers of America Shows
December 13th, 2013 Snow Plow Show - Calls From Prison
December 13th, 2013 Snow Plow Show - Calls From Prison
Here's a morning show that happened on Friday The 13th where I tried to make prank calls after playing a message that I'm calling them from prison. Cashmere ...- published: 14 Dec 2013
- views: 1177
- author: Phone Losers of America Shows
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Minecraft:ModCraft - ITS SO DAMN PRETTY!! AHHH
Well today I start another series on my channel this time we get crazy with mods and other...
published: 07 Oct 2013
Minecraft:ModCraft - ITS SO DAMN PRETTY!! AHHH
Minecraft:ModCraft - ITS SO DAMN PRETTY!! AHHH
Well today I start another series on my channel this time we get crazy with mods and other shtuff, I craft a shword and dance to da beats of da rythem, but also we do get some stuff done xD make sure you subscribe you scrufy nerf herder Outro song: Approaching nirvana tetrabyte -http://tinyurl.com/7zgm7ny- published: 07 Oct 2013
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27:52
Let's Play Killing Floor - Fleshpound and Scrake Mania
In-game: Darkryker F00ster Why you stuck-up, half-witted, scruffy-looking nerf-herder! Onl...
published: 10 Apr 2013
author: Scruffy Nerf Herders
Let's Play Killing Floor - Fleshpound and Scrake Mania
Let's Play Killing Floor - Fleshpound and Scrake Mania
In-game: Darkryker F00ster Why you stuck-up, half-witted, scruffy-looking nerf-herder! Only the most stuck-up, fourth-witted, scruffiest-looking nerf-herders...- published: 10 Apr 2013
- views: 12
- author: Scruffy Nerf Herders
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FTB Server Let's Play Season 1 Episode 4
just watch the episode Im feeling to lazy for a description right now.......
published: 02 Jul 2013
FTB Server Let's Play Season 1 Episode 4
FTB Server Let's Play Season 1 Episode 4
just watch the episode Im feeling to lazy for a description right now....- published: 02 Jul 2013
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20:20
One Hell Of A Random Voice Acting Skype Call Recording
Man, it was a blast I tell you. People Who Were In This Call: http://www.youtube.com/user/...
published: 16 Aug 2013
author: Shade Ponisinger
One Hell Of A Random Voice Acting Skype Call Recording
One Hell Of A Random Voice Acting Skype Call Recording
Man, it was a blast I tell you. People Who Were In This Call: http://www.youtube.com/user/coolfool70 My Nerf Herder http://www.youtube.com/user/Littlecupofra...- published: 16 Aug 2013
- views: 10
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Off Season Lets Play
This is what we have been doing for the past three weeks we haven't been uploading. these ...
published: 11 Aug 2013
Off Season Lets Play
Off Season Lets Play
This is what we have been doing for the past three weeks we haven't been uploading. these videos will be far and few but my also be streamed- published: 11 Aug 2013
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Forge Craft Modpack SMP season 1 episode 3 - We Found Food!
In todays episode of my Forge craft modpack server play with my friend Dntrose, we find fo...
published: 02 Jul 2013
author: My Nerf Herder
Forge Craft Modpack SMP season 1 episode 3 - We Found Food!
Forge Craft Modpack SMP season 1 episode 3 - We Found Food!
In todays episode of my Forge craft modpack server play with my friend Dntrose, we find food and seeds and begin to farm the ores and plants of the world!- published: 02 Jul 2013
- views: 79
- author: My Nerf Herder
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Forge Craft Modpack SMP season 1 episode 5 - More revenge...... and death -_-
In Today's episode we finally get working and try to build a smeltery oh and there will be...
published: 25 Aug 2013
author: My Nerf Herder
Forge Craft Modpack SMP season 1 episode 5 - More revenge...... and death -_-
Forge Craft Modpack SMP season 1 episode 5 - More revenge...... and death -_-
In Today's episode we finally get working and try to build a smeltery oh and there will be a death counter......... in the next episode! I PROMISE!- published: 25 Aug 2013
- views: 80
- author: My Nerf Herder
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Forge Craft Modpack SMP season 1 episode 6 - DEATH COUNTER!
Heres episode six. In todays episode you will notice that there is infact an actual death ...
published: 29 Aug 2013
author: My Nerf Herder
Forge Craft Modpack SMP season 1 episode 6 - DEATH COUNTER!
Forge Craft Modpack SMP season 1 episode 6 - DEATH COUNTER!
Heres episode six. In todays episode you will notice that there is infact an actual death counter. (And yes before anyone asks, me and Nolan Counted up all o...- published: 29 Aug 2013
- views: 84
- author: My Nerf Herder
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07 Sep 2014
Article by WN.com Correspondent Dallas Darling. By the time Nicolae Ceausescu stepped onto the balcony to address the orchestrated demonstration, the handwriting was beginning to appear on the wall. Days earlier, a massive uprising in Timisoara protested against the excesses of his repressive regime and Reverend Laszlo Tokes's eviction from a church ... Now, instead of cries of "Ceausescu, Ceausescu!", the unimaginable happened ... The U.S ... 4....(size: 7.9Kb)
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05 Sep 2014
A women's shelter in regional NSW. New York. One in 10 girls worldwide have been forced into a sexual act, and six in 10 children ages two to 14 are regularly beaten by parents and caregivers, according to a report issued by the United Nations' children's agency, UNICEF ... Homicide is especially common in some of the Latin American countries from which children are fleeing by the tens of thousands into the United States ... New York Times. ....(size: 3.8Kb)
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06 Sep 2014
MOSCOW (Reuters) - Russia's Foreign Ministry vowed on Saturday to react if the European Union implements new sanctions against Moscow over its role in the Ukraine crisis....(size: 0.8Kb)
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07 Sep 2014
SRINAGAR. Prime Minister Narendra Modi on Sunday reached Jammu and Kashmir and will be taking an aerial survey of the flood-ravaged areas to assess the damage. PM Modi, who was briefed about the situation by home minister Rajnath Singh on Saturday, held a review meeting with chief minister Omar Abdullah and other administration officials in Jammu. Modi will be conducting an aerial survey of Poonch, Rajouri and Akhnoor regions ... ....(size: 3.0Kb)
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06 Sep 2014
NEW YORK (AP) — Japan's Kei Nishikori became the first man from Asia to reach a Grand Slam final, stunning top-ranked Novak Djokovic 6-4, 1-6, 7-6 (4), 6-3 in stifling heat Saturday at the U.S. Open. "It's just amazing, an amazing feeling beating the No. 1 player," Nishikori said in an on-court interview ... "I guess I love to play long matches," he said with a grin ... "That's why I'm here." ... Djokovic, who had reached the last four U.S ... ....(size: 1.7Kb)
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15 Aug 2014
By James RogersPublished August 15, 2014FoxNews.com. Facebook0 Twitter0 livefyre ... ADVERTISEMENT ... Technology ... Episode VII’s scruffy-looking nerf herder revealed! David Brown, creator of the 007-approved Speedback GT, foresees new projects Windows 9 Threshold public preview could be released as soon as next month $200 Surface Pro 3 docking station adds mini DisplayPort, five USB ports, Gigabit Ethernet, and more The Expendables 3 review ... ....(size: 6.7Kb)
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The Examiner
07 Aug 2014
Player 1 Video Game Bar rounded out its Summer of Burgers with homages to two classics, the Knights of the Old Republic inspired Nerf Herder Double Burger with melty gouda cheese, savory onion jam, hardwood smoked bacon, and peppercorn mayo, and the Super Mario Bros Goomba Burger with provolone cheese, mushrooms, buffalo mozzarella, and pesto. Over the past several weeks, Chef Mark has brought us burger magic....(size: 1.9Kb)
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New York Daily News
29 Jul 2014
You can't keep a good scruffy-looking nerf-herder down. Harrison Ford was spotted walking in Santa Monica Monday without a cast or the hands-free crutch that he has hobbled with since breaking his foot on the set of "Star Wars. Episode VII" last month. src="http.//feeds.feedburner.com/~r/nydnrss/sports/basketball/nets/~4/Dj11f4i0SYM" height="1" width="1"/ . ...(size: 0.4Kb)
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New York Daily News
29 Jul 2014
You can't keep a good scruffy-looking nerf-herder down. Harrison Ford was spotted walking in Santa Monica Monday without a cast or the hands-free crutch that he has hobbled with since breaking his foot on the set of "Star Wars. Episode VII" last month. src="http.//feeds.feedburner.com/~r/nydnrss/new-york/~4/_eZ2dvofaCA" height="1" width="1"/ . ...(size: 0.3Kb)
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The Examiner
29 Jul 2014
Directed by. James Gunn. Starring. Chris Pratt, Zoe Saldana, Vin Diesel, Bradley Cooper, Michael Rooker, Dave Bautista, Djimon Hounsou, John C. Reilly, Benicio Del Toro, and Glenn Close. The Plot ... When he accidentally swipes the most dangerous substance in the known universe he triggers a galactic war that has been simmering for millennia ... The Film ... A Mega-McGuffin for our scruffy nerf herders to raise blasters and throw fists for ... ....(size: 6.4Kb)
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The Inquisitr
13 Jul 2014
Ford, who was born in Chicago in 1942, spent time at Ripon College in Wisconsin studying English and Philosophy. He signed up for a drama class, hoping for an easy credit. Ford eventually made his way to Hollywood in the mid-1960s, future wife Mary Marquardt in tow ... Abrams ... Many were rife with Star Wars references. ... Happy 72nd birthday to Harrison Ford, the original delusional, laser brained, scruffy looking Nerf herder ... [Image. Google]. ....(size: 2.5Kb)
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WPXI
09 Jul 2014
We’re going to need The Force to help us decipher The Walking Dead showrunner Scott Gimple’s tease about Terminus having some kind of philosophical connection to Star Wars. The Termites were obviously a bunch of scruffy-looking nerf-herders, but we had no idea BBQ queen Mary’s wardrobe was modeled on Star Wars' Aunt Beru ... I will say, there but for the grace of The Force ... Luke wanted to go to the academy ... ....(size: 3.1Kb)
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Huffington Post
21 Jun 2014
One of the best Twitter conversations this week was started by our esteemed colleagues at HuffPost Celebrity, who created the clever #BeyoncePickupLines. Melissa M had the entire HuffPost Lady Corner laughing when she tweeted. "Hey girl, you on Tinder? Because I'd never swipe you to the left, to the left ... I like to prank call my boss and ask if he's hiring so I know if I should be worried.— Nerf Herder (@TrueTorontoGirl) June 19, 2014 ... ....(size: 4.5Kb)
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TMZ
03 Jun 2014
Brace yourselves Nerf Herders ... TMZ obtained a photo of what looks like the beginning stages of Han Solo's famous spaceship the Millennium Falcon!!!. Sources close to the Rebel Alliance tell us the pics were taken inside an uber-secret location in the UK -- where different set pieces, props and creatures are being constructed. At first glance, it looked like run-of-the-mill set pieces ... It also looks like they're building an X-wing ... ....(size: 8.0Kb)
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TV Jukebox Finale Edition! 'Grey's Anatomy,' 'The Blacklist,' 'The Originals,' and more of the week's best music-on-TV moments
Entertainment Weekly17 May 2014
Have you found yourself wondering “What’s that song?” while watching your favorite TV shows? If so, we’re here to tell you. Check out our Spotify playlist below and see why these music picks clicked. (Warning for those still catching up on DVR. SPOILERS ahead!) Related. TV Season Finales. See Full Coverage. TV Jukebox ... TV Jukebox ... GREY’S ANATOMY (ABC)* ... (Bonus ... Nerf Herder, “You’re Gonna Get What’s Coming to You”....(size: 11.3Kb)
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The Examiner
04 May 2014
If you're a Star Wars fan, go grab your lightsaber! May 4 is Star Wars Day, an annual "holiday" that celebrates one of the most popular flicks of all time, Star Wars. The original 1977 blockbuster film, directed and written by George Lucas, starred Mark Hammil, Harrison Ford and Carrie Fisher ... Congratulations." ... Aren’t you a little short for a stormtrooper? Why you stuck-up, half-witted, scruffy-looking Nerf herder....(size: 1.8Kb)
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Nerf Herder is a pop punk band from Santa Barbara formed in 1994 by Parry Gripp (vocals, guitar), Charlie Dennis (bass) and Steve Sherlock (drums). They describe themselves as a "geek rock" band, and are known for simplistic modern punk-style songs with frequently humorous, juvenile and pop-culture-referencing lyrics. They are most noted for composing the theme tune to the television series Buffy the Vampire Slayer, and for their 1997 single "Van Halen", a tribute to the band of the same name, which attracted significant radio airplay and led to their first major record deal with Arista Records.
The song "High Five Anxiety" was featured on the soundtrack for Major League Baseball 2k7 made by 2k Sports. The band's cover of ELO's "Mr. Blue Sky" was used in the end credits of the British Channel 4 documentary The Great Global Warming Swindle in 2007.[citation needed]
Nerf Herder was formed in Santa Barbara in 1994 by Parry Gripp (vocals, guitar), Charlie Dennis (bass) and Steve Sherlock (drums). Charlie left the band after the release of their debut self-titled album, and was replaced first by Pete Newbury, with Dave Ehrlich also joining as a second guitarist. Newbury's tenure touring with the band was short-lived, however; he was replaced in 1999 briefly by bassist Marko 72, and more permanently by Justin Fisher.
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Scott Pilgrim is a series of graphic stories by Bryan Lee O'Malley. It consists of six digest size black-and-white volumes, released between August 2004 and July 2010, by Portland-based independent comic book publisher Oni Press. It was later republished by Fourth Estate, an imprint of HarperCollins. The series is about 23-year-old Canadian Scott Pilgrim, a slacker and part-time musician who lives in Toronto and plays bass guitar in the band Sex Bob-Omb. He falls in love with American delivery girl Ramona Flowers, but must defeat her seven evil exes in order to date her.
A film adaptation of the series titled Scott Pilgrim vs. the World starring actor Michael Cera in the title role was released in August 2010. A videogame of the same name developed by Ubisoft for PlayStation Network and Xbox Live Arcade was released the same month.
Creator Bryan Lee O'Malley was inspired to create the series and eponymous character of Scott Pilgrim after listening to Canadian band Plumtree's 1998 single "Scott Pilgrim", a song then-Plumtree singer Carla Gillis describes as "positive, but...also bitter sweet." In particular, O'Malley was inspired by the lyric "I’ve liked you for a thousand years,".
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- Easy Mark (Arista Version) - Nerf Herder
- Diana - Nerf Herder
- Easy Mark (My Records Version) - Nerf Herder
- Come Back Down - Nerf Herder
- Cashmere - Nerf Herder
- Bridge Under Troubled Water - Nerf Herder
- Deck The Halls - Nerf Herder
- Are You Ready For The Summer - Nerf Herder
- I've Got A Boner For Christmas - Nerf Herder
- Let Me Rock You - Nerf Herder
- You're Gonna Be The One Who's Sorry - Nerf Herder
- Welcome To My World - Nerf Herder
- Thinking Of You - Nerf Herder
- The Sportsman Bar - Nerf Herder
- Lamer Than Lame - Nerf Herder
- Rappin' Nerf Rap - Nerf Herder
- Pantera Fans In Love - Nerf Herder
- Mr. Spock - Nerf Herder
- Mr. Blue Sky - Nerf Herder
- Life On Mars - Nerf Herder
- I Know What You're Getting For Christmas - Nerf Herder
- High School - Nerf Herder
- Feeling Bad - Nerf Herder
- Every Band Sings A Sad Sad Song - Nerf Herder
- Defending the Faith - Nerf Herder
- Courtney - Nerf Herder
- Boys Wanna Rock - Nerf Herder
- 5000 Ways To Die - Nerf Herder
- Unlisted - Nerf Herder
- High School Reunion - Nerf Herder
- Dianalee - Nerf Herder
- Nerf Herder Banter - Nerf Herder
- The Backpack Song - Nerf Herder
- I Want To Take You Out For Ice Cream - Nerf Herder
- Walkng Disaster - Nerf Herder
- Hollywood Babe - Nerf Herder
- South Of Heaven - Nerf Herder
- Heaven's Not Far - Nerf Herder
- Crocodile - Nerf Herder
- Golfshirt Pt. 2 - Nerf Herder
- The Younglings - Nerf Herder
- Baby Let Me Rock You - Nerf Herder
- Chesterfield King - Nerf Herder
- (stand By Your) Manatee - Nerf Herder
- Wtc -7 - Nerf Herder
- Led Zeppelin Rules - Nerf Herder
- I'm Not A Loser - Nerf Herder
- Oh Me Oh My - Nerf Herder
- Nikki Webster - Nerf Herder
- Can't Wait - Nerf Herder
- Blue Lite Special - Nerf Herder
- Rise Above - Nerf Herder
- Dance - Nerf Herder
- Nerf Herder - Nerf Herder
- Garage Sale - Nerf Herder
When you borrowed it that night
You wore my jacket for the last time
The jacket used to be our history
Now its only covered with your cold memory
So much time I spent with you now
Now all that's left are tears from falling off your bed
Marks made by your sleeping head
Lipstick from a drunken kiss
Ice cream stains that now I miss
I read the band names on the clothes
GBH, Black Flag and Dr. Know
I saw the Devo patch on your sleeve
And you were in my jacket without me
So much time I spent with you now
Now all that's left are tears from falling off your bed
Marks made by your sleeping head
Lipstick from a drunken kiss
Ice cream stains that now I miss
Blood from when you scraped your cheek
That dirt from walking by the creek
Coffee spilled on our first date
I used to let you wear it in the rain
So much time I spent with you girl
Now all that's left are tears from falling off your bed
Marks made by your sleeping head
Lipstick from a drunken kiss
Ice cream stains that now I miss
You came from some town out in the sticks
To become the modern Stevie Nicks
You had the guts, a lot of ambition
The riot grrrls thought you were bitchin'
You bared your soul
You showed us your hole
Courtney Love don't throw it all away
Courtney Love don't you go changin'
Courtney Love Courtney Courtney Love
I saw you in a movie about pornography
You were looking pale and kind of saggy
I have to say it made me woozy
When you fucked Woody Harrelson in the jacuzzi
You wore grungy clothes
And doctors fixed your nose
Courtney Love don't throw it all away
Courtney Love don't you go changin'
Courtney Love Courtney Courtney Love
Now I'm overweight and ugly
Just like you used to be
Why can't I be like you
Then we could drive away to Malibu
I hope I'm not out of place but
Courtney Love sit on my face
Courtney Love don't throw it all away
Courtney Love what about me I'm not gay
Courtney Love Courtney Courtney Love
Gold dust woman...
Never break the chain
Saturday night you're high on crank
Eatin' club sandwiches at Ben Frank's
Hollywood babe-it's just not my trip
Buyin' your groceries at the Pink Dot
Tryin' be somebody that you're not
Cheerios cost a lot on the sunset strip
Baby come back down to me
Baby come back down to me
Baby, Come back to Pasadena
Come back down to me
You party in the clubs on your GHB
Baby nobody ever got herpes from me
I see it on the news all the time
it makes me want to cry
while I'm sittin' home with I love Lucy
You were out on the town with Danny Bonaduchi
hey Ricki, aye aye aye aye
Baby come back down to me
Baby come back down to me
Baby come back to Pasadena
Come back down to me
You spend your time at the Viper Room
But what's so wrong with my living room
Celebrities-they come and they go
One day you're Carry Grant
And the next you're Scott Baio
Aspiring actress and a social ladder climber
saw you at Denny's with Rodney Binganheimer
Congratulations-looks like your pick of the day
Baby come back down to me
Baby come back down to me
Baby, come back to Pasadena
Come back down to me
ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba
ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba
The whispers in the hall never bother her at all
Or the laughter from the boys in the gymnasium
Frauline Mueller is alarmed at the scratches on her arm
And the German homework is late again, oh no
She's a Sleestak...
The neighbors are concerned about the bruises and the burns
And the seaweed smell that comes in from the rain
And there's something wrong with the Johnsons' lawn
And someone says "Honey have you seen the cats today?"
Straight out of Boston
To reinvent the modern rock and roll
He put down the cigarette and dropped out of B.U.
Too sensitive for this world
Too sensitive for that girl
He could look right through the Cezans
If he had a girlfriend
A g-i-r-l-f-r-e-n
In the astral plane
Too sensitive for this world
Too sensitive for that girl
Please God don't let me end up like Jonathan Richman
Turn the radio off
He was never called an asshole
As he would walk past the Fenway
Modern girls modern rock and roll
He's straight you're stoned
Too sensitive for this world
Too sensitive for that girl
Please God don't let me end up like Jonathan Richman
Turn the radio off
Please God don't let me end up like Jonathan
Please God don't let me end up like Jonathan
Electronic drums and synthesizers
Angular haircuts and black eyeliner
We'll start a new wave band
And then I'll make you mine
You'll play the keyboards
And everything will be alright
We'll show the soc's
We'll show the jocks
We'll show the heshers
We can't be stopped
Come on Vivian
Put your glasses on
Yeah you've gone away to med school
And I'm goin' out of my mind
Flock of Seagulls really busted out
Haysi Fantayzee made all of the kids shout
We've got a microphone and its made out of plastic
We've got a show tonight, it's gonna be classic
We'll take on the world and MTV
We'll rock the Math club Christmas party
Come on Vivian
Put your glasses on
Yeah you've gone away to med school
And I'm goin' out of my mind
Put 'em on...
Come on Vivian
Put your glasses on
Yeah you've gone away to med school
I bought Van Halen I
It was the best damn record I ever owned
TG&Y; 1978
Two hand tapping guitar technique really got me off
Eruption yeah, ain't talkin' 'bout love, I'm on fire
Tomorrow may come
Tomorrow may never come again
Can't you hear Jamie cryin?
She's runnin' with the devil
I bought Women and Children First
Fair Warning and Van Halen II
Dance the night away
1984 my favorite record yeah I wore it down
Might as well jump
Tomorrow may come
Tomorrow may never come again
Can't you hear Jamie cryin?
She's runnin' with the devil
Is this what you wanted, Sammy Hagar?
Sammy Hagar, is this what you wanted, man?
Dave lost his hairline but you lost your cool buddy
Can't drive 55
I'll never buy your lousy records again
Again, again, again, never again:
Tomorrow may come
Tomorrow may never come again
Can't you hear Jamie cryin?
She's runnin' with the devil
going back in time, to another world, gonna find that place, gonna find that girl, don't want a hippie chick, or a disco queen, just want the girl from a na-nineteen eighty three, i want a new wave girl, i want a new wave girl, oh oh want a new wave girl, don't know what I'm gonna do without that girl from eighty two, oh oh want a new wave girl, clove cigarettes, heaven seventeen, cool places tonight, o.m.d., now I don't want my mtv, 'cause the real world I don't want to see, i want a new wave girl, i want a new wave girl, oh oh want a new wave girl, i can't go on with her, god where's my cindy lauper? oh oh want a new wave girl, new wave girl...
I : I met a girl
She was standing on the dance floor of the club
She was a very very pretty girl
So I went up and talked to her
And when you share your thoughts with someone you feel close to them
Nosering girl I love you
Nosering girl I want you I want you I want you
Yeah she had pretty hair and beautiful eyes
And a Dalmatian jacket (Dalmatian jacket)
And she was the kind of girl who you would give up eating meat for
No more salami
No more steak or potatoes
Yeah you would walk on down to the health food store
And buy hummus and tabouli and babaganoush and ricecakes ricecakes ricecakes
Nosering girl I love you
Nosering girl I want you I want you I want you
As it turns out, she was the cousin
Of the ex-girlfriend of my good friend Steve my very good friend Steve
But she didn't like me
She said I was a drunkard, an alcoholic, a weirdo, a freak (freak)
Nosering girl I love you
Girl sometimes you're hungry,
You want something to eat
You don't want no little salad yes you want a lot of meat
You don't want no pastrami,
And no corned beef on rye
Girl there's only one kind of sandwich that's really gonna satisfy
chorus:
Love sandwich
Love sandwich, uh huh
Love sandwich
Love sandwich, uh huh
This ain't the kind of snack
That you get from your mommy
Your mommy ain't never seen such a whole lot of salami
Girl I'm gonna take you on a superfantastic trip
Cuz, baby you haven't had nothing til you've had my miracle whip
(chorus)
Yeah you, and me, and Steve makes three
And Dave has got the video, Dave has got the video
Yeah you, and me, and Steve makes three
And Dave has got the video, Dave has got the
Yeah you, and Steve, and Bernie makes three
And Fernando and Mr. Belvedere in the hot tub, yeah!
Girl sometimes you're hungry,
You want something to eat
You don't want no little salad yes you want a lot of meat
Let me tell you 'bout
The funky love sandwich
Me and Steve are the bread
And you're the meat, bitch!
(chorus)
there's a new leader of the land, with a platform that i understand, i saw her face in the magazine, she looks hot in her tight jeans, keep marching on...a solider of love, jenna bush army, you can't stop her! jenna bush army, she's got the brains and the looks that kill, want to see her butt on a ten dollar bill, ready your vote for her ballot box, you've got to admit it, she's a fox, keep marching on, soldier of love, jenna bush army, you can't stop her! jenna bush army, i don't care who blows up the world, i only care about that girl, men of america, storm the election, when in doubt follow your erection, call up your congressman and i say quote, "sir i'm horny and i vote", come ye rally round the flag, if you don't like her you must be a fag! jenna bush army, jenna bush army, jenna bush...
I'm not the one you dream about
And I'm not the one you can't live without
I'm not the one who you wanna see
I'm not the one who you want to be seen with
And when you're tired of all the jerks
And you're tired of all the work
And you're tired of being hurt
You will long for the comfort of my golf shirt
I'm not the one who was an old time punk rocker
I was listening to Rush and trying to feather my hair back
When all that stuff went down
I'm not the one who was in a high school hardcore band
I sat in my room scoring with Ms. Pac-Man
And when you're tired of all the jerks
And you're tired of all the work
And you're tired of being hurt
You will long for the comfort of my golf shirt
I would hire the A-Team
And I'd crash the General Lee
I'd make cocktails like Tom Cruise
And I'd rollerblade with Corey Feldman for you
I'd do anything for you
Just about anything for you
I'd do anything for you, for you
I'd sing the whole soundtrack to Xanadu
I'd dance like Kevin Bacon in Footloose
I'd catch Pac-Man fever too
I'd lose a case on The People's Court for you
I'd do anything for you
Just about anything for you
I'd do anything for you, for you
And I'd bid too high on The Price Is Right
And I'd sweat to the oldies all night
I'd be depressed like Morrissey
And slayed by Buffy every week
I would do anything for you
I would fight the Karate Kid
And I would get arrested on CHiPs
And I'd get a Michael Bolton tattoo
And I'd change my name to Kenny G for you
I'd do anything for you
Just about anything for you
I don't kill and I don't murder
Or manufacture atomic weapons
And I don't eat meat
And I don't eat vegetables, no no no
'Cause I only eat candy
I only eat sweets
Yeah I only eat candy my friend
I only eat Candy
I don't believe
No I don't believe in your corny old Jesus
And I don't worship Satan
No, not like Charlie and Steve, no no no
'Cause I only eat candy
I only eat sweets
Yeah I only eat candy my friend
I only eat candy
I'm angry!
'Cause I only eat candy
I only eat sweets
Yes I only eat candy my good friend
Oh I only eat candy
Yeah!
Down on Haley, Haley Street
Where the drugs are easy and the sex is cheap
You never know just who you'll meet on Haley
Crack dealer looks out his door
Winks his eye and waves to his whore
She don't wanna turn tricks anymore on Haley
You don't have to ride the straight and narrow
As long as you drive up in a Camaro
Tattoo parlor why don't you hang out
Let 'em show you what it's all about
We're gonna help you work it on out on Haley
Don't need no license don't need no subpoena
You can hook up with your favorite gina
Makin' fun if you know what I mean on Haley
You don't have to ride the straight and narrow
As long as you drive up in a Camaro
Yeah she... she's just a girl
Yeah she's just a small town girl
Livin' in a lonely world
And she rides that midnight train goin' anywhere
She's an easy mark
Yeah he... he's just a boy
Yeah he's a big city boy
Born and raised in South Detroit
And he catches that midnight train goin' anywhere
He's an easy mark
She lays down in the grass on Strawberry Hill
He is there smelling like nicotine and peanut butter
You gotta love her
Yeah she... she gets up off the floor
She says you can beat me all you want to
But I don't love you anymore
No I don't love you anymore
And she rides that midnight train goin' anywhere
She's an easy mark
I hate this world, this stupid world, this screwed up world
I hate this world, this fucking world
Down on Haley, Haley Street
Where the drugs are easy and the sex is cheap
You never know just who you'll meet on Haley
Crack dealer looks out his door
Winks his eye and waves to his whore
She don't wanna turn tricks anymore on Haley
You don't have to ride the straight and narrow
As long as you drive up in a Camaro
Tattoo parlor why don't you hang out
Let 'em show you what it's all about
We're gonna help you work it on out on Haley
Don't need no license don't need no subpoena
You can hook up with your favorite gina
Makin' fun if you know what I mean on Haley
You don't have to ride the straight and narrow
As long as you drive up in a Camaro
Goin down down ... on Haley [x4]
Wearing flash pants and her streetwalker shoes
Walkin' downtown with a pocket full of blues
She's the one you want so much
She's the one you can, you can never touch
Here comes Annalee
Annalee yeah, here comes Annalee
Standing on the corner you see her cuttin' a deal
Windows rolled down you can't believe she's for real
She's the one it ain't no joke
She's got lips : lips just like Cherry Coke
Here comes Annalee
i was walkin' down milpas street, just a-lookin' for something to eat, when I saw you with that guy named joe, out in front of pavlakos, you were standin' really close, you were lookin' up his nose, couldn't believe what i saw, you let him touch your bra! now your busted! whoa-oa-oa, busted! whoa-oa-oa, busted! whoa-o -a-oa, i'm disgusted, you're busted, then you got into his car, and drove to the trailer park, there he had a little place and big fat smile on his face, i snuck up to the window, and watched the entire show, yeah you went all the way! and now you have to pay! now your busted! whoa-oa-oa, busted! whoa-oa-oa, busted! whoa-o -a-oa, i'm disgusted, you're busted! (spoken word) now your busted! whoa-oa-oa, busted! whoa-oa-oa, busted! whoa-o -a-oa, i'm disgusted, you're busted!
nervous breakdown, come take me away, nervous breakdown, cafeteria today, fell down on the floor, oh god i spilt my milk, someone pull up my pants i think i need some help, now i can't believe that i'm fallin', can't believe i'm fallin' again, won't you visit me at the bottom, yeah i'm fallin', gonna give the devil his due, nervous breakdown, doc what should i do? 'never fall in love with a girl from b.y.u.', she came in the record store and fell down in the stall, those salt lake city girls play kick ass basketball, now i can't believe that i'm fallin', can't believe i'm fallin' again, won't you visit me at the bottom, year i'm fallin', gonna give the devil his due, put the needle down...
don't stop believin', that you can't do nothin', get yourself second-hand guitar, and set the world on fire, any old axe will do, anything but a squire, rock city news, you gotta pay your dues at the rock city news, if you want to sing the blues, living on a wing and prayer, out on the strip, nobody cares, scabbing of the valley chick, sleeping on the practice room the floor, pretty soon the record company will be banging on your door, rock city news, you gotta pay your dues, at the rock city news, if you want to sing the blues, dave! rock city news, you gotta pay your dues at the rock city news, if you want to pay to lose, like drinkin' booze, you know it ain't no ruse, put on your dancing shoes, and stick an ad in the rock ccity news, the rock city news...
I played you all my records when I tried to explain.
When I ate all my AlphaBits, it spelled out your name
I've made you lots of friends, with all our special songs.
The first time that we met you had your blue suede creepers on.
And when reminiscing doesn't feel this way
Yeah you've thrown it all away.
I stole a bunch of flowers, and I gave you a bouquet.
Yeah, we found a cure for boredom, it was acting really lame.
I always cleaned your clothes. You never had to ask.
I meant it when I said I liked you more than The Clash.
And when reminiscing couldn't feel this way
Yeah you've thrown it all away.
Memories will never stay.
Reminiscing couldn't feel this way.
Lately, my insecurity has got me paralyzed
Look in the Mirror. It's getting clearer.
I've got those enigmatic manhunt eyes.
Feelin' humble, Just like Barney Rubble
I'm just a part of someone else's show.
Don't wanna be the guy who has to die,
in the middle of a Star Trek episode.
I don't wanna go on like Frank Stallone...
Don't wanna be Second Best
I don't wanna be your Second Best
I go to parties, trying to be smart
I practice lines. I try to show some wit.
No matter how I say it, nobody takes the bait
And I end up in the corner eating chips.
Don't wanna go through life with my (Rolling 25?)
Always playing second fiddle to the man
Why can't I be the best? Not like all the rest.
Not the professor, I am Mary Ann.
I don't wanna be like Andrew Wrigley
Don't wanna be Second Best
I don't wanna be your Second Best
I don't wanna go on like Don Oates
Just second best.
Everytime I turn around, I'm Art Garfunkeled out.
Don't hate me because I'm beautiful
Don't hate me because I'm the best
Don't hate me because I'm the champion
Just love me like all the rest do
Don't be jealous when you see me in my fancy clothes
Sexy leather pants straight from Milan
Don't be angry when I'm dancing with your girlfriend
Just be happy she touched me for one night
And when I come to your town
Rolling in my golden limosine
It's only me
Don't hate me because I'm beautiful
Don't hate me because I'm the best
Don't hate me because I'm the champion
Just love me like all the rest do
Sorry we broke up, sorry I missed you
Sorry I wanted only to kiss you
Sorry I promised to love you forever
Made you feel guilty oh when you left me
Sorry I showed up at your party
Sorry I drank up all the Bacardi
Sorry I puked up on your bedspread
Sorry I wanted to be your boyfriend again
What can I do?
It's over it's over it's over it's over
What can I do?
I am the loser
Sorry I saw you and I heard birds sing
Sorry I touched you and I heard bells ring
Sorry I jacked off outside of your window
While you were sleeping, I thought you'd never know
Sorry I showed up at your wedding
Sorry I tried so hard to get in
Sorry I screwed up your picture
Sorry I had sex with your sister
What can I do?
It's over, it's over, it's over, it's over
What can I do?
I am the loser
Sorry we broke up, sorry I missed you
Sorry I wanted only to kiss you
Sorry I promised to love you forever
Made you feel guilty oh when you left me
Sorry I showed up at your dinner
Sorry I said those things to your father
Sorry I crashed through your window on acid
Sorry I made a mess
Sorry I bled to death
What can I do?
It's over it's over it's over it's over
What can I do?
Sigfried and Roy. Sigfried and Roy.
Sigfried and Roy... and Roy... and Roy...
You be Sigfried and I'll be Roy. You be Sigfried and I'll be Roy.
You be Sigfried and I'll be Roy. You be Sigfried and I'll be Roy.
Sigfried and Roy. Sigfried and Roy.
Sigfried and Roy... and Roy... and Roy..
Sigfried and Roy are the maximum incredible!
They sleep and talk to the animals!
Freestyle hair and sparkly outfits!
David Copperfield... YOU'RE BOGUS
Explore the jungle in their hot pants
Men, Lions and Tigers and Elephants!
They'll do it Bavarian Style.
They'll entertain you and make you smile!
Sigfried and Roy. Sigfried and Roy.
Sigfried and Roy... and Roy... and Roy..
You be Sigfried and I'll be Roy. You be Sigfried and I'll be Roy.
You be Sigfried and I'll be Roy. You be Sigfried and I'll be Roy.
You be Sigfried and I'll be Roy. You be Sigfried and I'll be Roy.
Santa's got a mullet, and he's coming christmas eve
Santa's got a mullet, he's bringing gifts for you and me
Frosty's got a stovepipe hat,
And rudolphs nose is red.
Santa's got a mullet
Sitting on his head.
Santa's got a mullet, keep on looking out for him'
Driving in his IROC, with the killer rim
Santa's got a mullet
As he's streaking through the night
Jamming to Foghat
And drinkings Dewar's Light
Singing Fa la la la la...
Singing Fa la la la la...
Angels up in heaven are plucking on their harps,
Santa's wearing oakleys, and he's looking mighty sharp
Santa's got a mullet, and presents for all of 'ya
I thought he was from the northpole. But he must be from Canada.
Oh yeah Santa's coming, don't you worry, he won't be long.
Santa's got a mullet
Santa's got (Yeah Santa's got)
Santa's got... a schlong
When you met me at the party you thought I was a nice guy
But you didn't have a clue at what was going on inside
I ordered you a drink and asked you for a dance
But all I really wanted was to smell your underpants
I'm a pervert, a pervert
Can't change the way I am
I'm a pervert, a pervert
Don't want to shake my hand
That night you asked me over to watch Hollywood Squares
You left me in your room, I left a stain on your teddy bear
Can you see it in my eyes, can you see it in my smile?
Can you see the way I imagine you doing doggystyle
I'm a pervert, a pervert
I've got sweaty palms
I'm a pervert, a pervert
It just goes on and on
On and on, on and on, on and on, on and on
You called me on the phone, said you wanted to talk
But how could you have known what I was doing with my sock
Say you want to be my girlfriend but will you love me anymore
When you catch me with my polaroid outside the bathroom door
I'm a pervert, a pervert
Can't change the way I am
A pervert, a pervert
Don't want to shake my hand
I'm a pervert, a pervert
I've got sweaty palms
A pervert, a pervert
It just goes on and on
Knee-high!
Argyle!
Tube!
I was thinking of you while I jerked off into my sock last night
I was thinking of you while I jerked off into my sock
I was thinking of you
I wish I had more than two
Cuz I didn't have anything else to do
You're a free girl.
You've got a heavy metal jacket, and you look like Bryan Adams
With Camoflauge pants on.
You're getting bad grades and you're always wearin' shades.
It's a shame
You're out of reach girl.
It's not hard to see, girl
Out of reach, girl
I saw you at a party, girl
You had a stain on your dress, and your face was a mess
And you were going on and on about nothing.
Saw your creepy little show 'till your Camaro came and took you away
You're out of reach girl.
It's not hard to see, girl
Out of reach girl.
Oh, I don't know what it's like to be with you.
Oh, I don't think that I wanna know.
Oh, all I know is that it makes me sad to see you.
You were sitting all night at the Waffle House
Waiting for someone or something to take you away.
You're out of reach, girl
You got a look on your face like you're lost in space.
It's 'DANGER, WILL ROBINSON!'
You're out of reach girl.
It's not hard to see, girl.
Out of reach girl.
well i met her at the trocadero, in philly, backstage at the bloodhound show, she said she was from cherry hill through lips like cherries in the snow, new jersey girl, new jersey girl, come on and rock my world, new jersey girl, new jersey girl, i want to love you, new jersey girl, new jersey girl, with your crazy fucked up hair new jersey girl, new jersey girl, you're wicked awesome, she didn't talk to charlie, our old bass player, and she didn't go off with steve, not the cougar, not the cougar, she took me up to the balcony, past kenneth keith kallenbauch, and give a ying ling to me, new jersey girl, new jersey girl, come on and rock my world, new jersey girl, new jersey girl, i want to love you, new jersey girl, new jersey girl, with your crazy fucked up hair, new jersey girl, new jersey girl, you're wiked awesome, her brother calls me blowjob, when i call her on the phone, he says, 'hey fuck-wad, are you wackin it, are you wackin' it?' no, but is your sister home? new jersey girl, new jersey girl, come on and rock my world, new jersey girl, new jersey girl, i want to love you, new jersey girl, new jersey girl, with your crazy fucked up hair new jersey girl, new jersey girl, you're wicked awesome, la la la la la, new jersey girl
I went to a party last Saturday night
I didn't get laid, I got in a fight uh-huh
It ain't no big thing
Late for my job and the traffic was bad
Had to borrow ten bucks from my old man uh-huh
It ain't no big thing
I went to a party last Saturday night
I told you that story it'll be alright uh-huh
It ain't no big thing
But I know what I like
I know I like dancing with you
And I know what you like
I know you like dancing with me
Kiss me once, kiss me twice
Come on pretty baby kiss me deadly
Had a few beers, gettin' high
Sittin' watching the time go by uh-huh
It ain't no big thing
Nothing to eat and no TV
Looking in the mirror, don't get it from me
It ain't no big thing
Well I know what I like
I know I like dancing with you
And I know what you like
I know you like dancing with me, oh yeah
Kiss me once, kiss me twice
Come on pretty baby kiss me deadly
Kiss me once, kiss me twice
Come on pretty baby kiss me deadly
Do do do do do do do do, do do
You know I like dancing with you, dancing with you
Come on!
Kiss me once, kiss me twice
Come on pretty baby kiss me deadly
Kiss me once, kiss me twice
Come on pretty baby kiss me
Come on pretty baby kiss me deadly
high five anxiety, high five anxiety, don't raise your hand don't look at me, high five anxiety, high five anxiety, i'm not your bro and i'll never be, don't want to play on your team, in your game, the last one picked, hey lower, hey loser that's my name, don't talk to me, don't talk to me, don't talk to me, walking down the street, can't figure out which side to pass on left or right, can't merge on the freeway, don't know when to go, when you see me there, please don't try to hug me, making me cry, don't know how to do it, did i say too much, don't want to play on your team, in your game, the last one picked, hey loser, hey loser that's my name, don't talk to me, don't talk to me, don't talk to me, don't want your hate, don't want your lies, don't want your hot apple pies, don't want your hug, don't want your smooch, just stay away you fucking kook, don't talk to me, don't talk to me, don't want your lies, get away from, don't want your hate, don't want your song, don't want your junior donkey kong, don't talke to me...
Do the Maurie
Have a shot of Bacardi now
Have a bottle of beer now
Stand up and shake it around
You should do it!
Go! Go! Go!
Do the Maurie
Take your golf cart to Burnin' Wood
Do it just like Maurie would
Get out your golf club and shake it around
You can do it!
He might strip for all the ladies
In the front row
The luckiest one will catch the scarf that he throws
The the mood for Huey Luis
Or maybe a show tune
He'll dedicate 'The Rainbow Connection' to you
He'll be working the crowds
Like the Bolton's 'Blue Dream'
Now he's singing 'Islands in the Stream'
He can sing in any key.
He never reads what's on the screen.
That's because he'll always be the Karaoke King
He'll always be the Karaoke King
He spots a single woman
At the back of the bar
He'll do a Bryan Adams medly
Trying to impress her.
With his John Tesh smile
And Hall and Oates hits
Even Julio Inglesis can't top this
He'll be working the crowds
Like the Bolton's 'Blue Dream'
Now he's singing 'Islands in the Stream'
He can sing in any key.
He never reads what's on the screen.
That's because he'll always be the Karaoke King
He'll always be the Karaoke King.
Now he couldn't succeed in the pop music scene
But he's starring in his own fantasy
Still yet to be discovered
But he thinks he'll make it big.
That's because he'll always be the Karaoke King
When you left me all alone at the record hop
You said you were goin' out for a little soda pop
You were gone for quite a while
Half an hour or more
When you got back, man oh man, this is what I saw
Lipstick on your collar
Told a tale on you
Lipstick on your collar
said you'd been untrue
You can bet your bottom dollar
that you and I are through
'Cause lipstick on your collar
told a tale on you
Oh yeah
Standin' by the punch bowl, I had some time to think
The lipstick on your collar was red, but you were wearin' baby pink
Then I looked at Mary Jane
Makeup all a mess
Were you kissing you best friend?
I guess the answer's yes.
Lipstick on your collar
Told a tale on you
Lipstick on your collar
said you'd been untrue
You can bet your bottom dollar
that you and I are through
'Cause lipstick on your collar
told a tale on you
Baby
Told a tale on you
Baby
She works all day at the Burger King
Gettin' greasy for the dollars
Promoted to fries
But there's tears in her eyes
It's not the grease or the pickles that upset her
California
Hotel California
California
Hotel California
California
Hotel California
You can't stab the beast
A look of disgust on her pimple-marked face
No amount of mayonnaise can cover
She browns out the kill, charbroilling on the grill
Singin
"Death for no reason, death for no reason is murder"
California
Hotel California
California
Hotel California
California
Hotel California
She can't stand the beast
She stabs him with her steely eyes
But she just can't kill the beast
You've got style
You've got class
And you've got a boyfriend who wants to kick my ass.
I made him angry
I made him annoyed
When I sent you funny pictures from my Polariod.
I can't help myself
I fell in love with you
I can't help myself
You're the girl. The only one I want.
I showed up at your work
At the World Hill mall
You had a hot dog on a stick, yeah you looked just like a doll.
"I'll love you forever"
I wrote with mustard on the tile
They dragged me (past you?) so I thought I saw you smile
I can't help myself
I fell in love with you
I can't help myself
You're the girl. The only one I want.
Don't it make you feel crazy?
Make you lose all control?
Don't it make you rob a Donut shop?
And carjack an Ice Cream Truck?
Yeah!
Saw you on the news
You said I was insane
I'm always happy just if you mention my name
I wanna see you
Each and every day
But the policeman says I have to stay away
I can't help myself
I fell in love with you
I can't help myself
You're the girl. The only one I want
I can't help myself
I fell in love with you
I can't help myself
You're the girl. The only one I want.
You wanted to save her from her heavy metal behavior
Saw sadness in her world and so you made her be your girlfriend
When she sang those songs it made you cry
Now she's in the hospital
With a fracture to her skull
One tooth goes under her skin
Another comes out again
She told you all the stories of the girls and the girls and the boys
Of the drugs and of the parties
Loose morals and Bacardi's
When she said those words you felt twisted inside
Now she's in the hospital
With a fracture to her skull
One tooth goes under her the skin
Another comes out again
They picked her up off the carpet
At the bottom of the stairs to your apartment
They asked you lots of questions 'bout the bruises and the lesions
The police came and took you away
She's in the hospital
With a fracture to her skull
One tooth goes under her skin
Another comes out again
Yeah she ... she's bustin' out
Put the suitcase in the Pinto and get the hell out of Ohio
She gets on that great highway
Doesn't wanna be anywhere
She's an easy mark
Yeah he : he's got a master plan
Yeah he's gonna make a fortune
Panning gold out of a bottle of Goldschlager shot by shot by shot
He gets on that great highway
Doesn't wanna be anywhere
He's an easy mark
She lays down in the grass on Strawberry Hill
He is there smelling like nicotine and peanut butter
You gotta love her
Yeah she : she doesn't wanna change this time
There's a hunger in her soul for tater-tot casserole
With the crispy on the outside
She gets on that great highway
Doesn't wanna be anywhere
She's an easy mark
I hate this world, this stupid world, this screwed up world
I saw her at the club
She was standing with the French girl
Bonsoir joulie poupe'e
Yeah she had a beautiful smile
And they met at face to face
Went back to his place, she sat on his face
And now it's history, the rest is history
She sat on his face and the rest is history
That's why he cried
He lost, he lost everything
That's why he cried
He lost it all
He lost it all to Diana (Diana)
Part German, part Hispanic
Diana (Filipino)
Diana, where did you go?
I saw her downtown
She was hanging with The Cougar
She was hanging out with Steve and that was where she wanted to be
She was workin' at the place where they sell veal parmesan
Now she's gone, now she's gone, yeah she's gone oh so gone
That's why he cried
He lost, he lost everything
That's why he cried
He lost it all
He lost it all to Diana (Diana)
Part German, part Hispanic
Diana (Filipino)
Yeah she : she's just a girl
Yeah she's just a small town girl
Livin' in a lonely world
And she rides that midnight train goin' anywhere
She's an easy mark
Yeah he : he's just a boy
Yeah he's a big city boy
Born and raised in South Detroit
And he catches that midnight train goin' anywhere
He's an easy mark
She lays down in the grass on Strawberry Hill
He is there smelling like nicotine and peanut butter
You gotta love her
Yeah she : she gets up off the floor
She says you can beat me all you want to
But I don't love you anymore
No I don't love you anymore
And she rides that midnight train goin' anywhere
She's an easy mark
I hate this world, this stupid world, this screwed up world
Saturday night you're high on crank
Eatin' club sandwiches at Ben Frank's
Hollywood babe-it's just not my trip
Buyin' your groceries at the Pink Dot
Tryin' be somebody that you're not
Cheerios cost a lot on the sunset strip
Baby come back down to me
Baby come back down to me
Baby, Come back to Pasadena
Come back down to me
You party in the clubs on your GHB
Baby nobody ever got herpes from me
I see it on the news all the time
it makes me want to cry
while I'm sittin' home with I love Lucy
You were out on the town with Danny Bonaduchi
hey Ricki, aye aye aye aye
Baby come back down to me
Baby come back down to me
Baby come back to Pasadena
Come back down to me
You spend your time at the Viper Room
But what's so wrong with my living room
Celebrities-they come and they go
One day you're Carry Grant
And the next you're Scott Baio
Aspiring actress and a social ladder climber
saw you at Denny's with Rodney Binganheimer
Congratulations-looks like your pick of the day
Baby come back down to me
Baby come back down to me
Baby, come back to Pasadena
Come back down to me
ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba
all alone in your pajamas, writing letters to your grandma, she doesn't understand what's wrong with kids today, things were better back in 1938, you go to school, you do the homework, the extra credit, but you still feel like a jerk, second captain on the debating club you've got the g.p.a. but where is the dirty love? it's not right, you're by yourself on a friday night, lost and alone, you've got bark if you want the bone...put your hands on my cashmere sweater my cashmere sweater put your hands o-o-on my cashmere sweather don't it make you feel better? you drive your friend to the rock show you've got suspicions that she's kind of a ho, she disappears with the drummer your sitting on the curb, what a bummer! it's not fair, you're dying and no one seems to care, take, take a stand, put down the pencil case and take my hand...put your hands on my cashmere sweater my cashmere sweater put your hands o-o-on my cashmeere sweather don't it make you feel better? come to me, i'm warm and fuzzy...
I know girls like you
Need someone to screw-up their life
And make you contemplate suicide,
When you need a
Blah-blah-blah-blah-blah
Call me...
You need someone bad,
To irritate your dad,
Someone to make you cry,
And sock you in the eye,
When you need a firend to
Bring you to your knees,
Call me...
Am I angry enough? Am I crazy enough?
Am I stupid enough? Am I lazy enough?
Am I drunk enough? Do I flunk enough?
Am I jealous enough?
Am I selfish enough to be...
Your bridge under troubled water, yeah!
You like pain, you're insane
You can key my car,
And punch my face in the bar
When you blah-blah-blah-blah-blah-blah
Call me...
Am I angry enough? Am I crazy enough?
Am I stupid enough? Am I lazy enough?
Am I drunk enough? Do I flunk enough?
Am I jealous enough?
Am I selfish enough to be...
Your bridge under troubled water, yeah!
Am I boring enough?
Am I snoring enough?
Am I demanding enough?
Un-outstanding enough?
Am I fat enough? Mad enough?
Am I bad enough? Wear plaid enough?
Am I drunk enough?
Smell like a skunk enough?
Do I wank enough?
Do crank enough to be...
Your bridge under troubled
Your bridge under troubled
Deck the halls with boughs of holly
Fa la la la la la la la la
All that ancient yultide glory
Fa la la la la la la la la
Don we now our gay apparel
Fa la la Fa la la Fa la Fa
Hark the ancient yultide carol
Fa la la la la la la la la
(Hahaha)
Are you ready for the summer?
Are you ready for the good times?
Are you ready for the sunshine to come down... to come down?
Hey, you said Yeah! Hey. Yeah Man. Alright. Hey. Yeah man. Yeah. Alright.
Are you ready for the summer?
Are you ready for the black rain?
Are you ready for your hippie shit to go down... to go down?
Hey you said Yeah. Cool. Yeah Man. Alright. Groovy. Cool Man. Yeah. Alright.
Whoo!
It's a beautiful world.
Full of beautiful people.
With beautiful clothes on.
And beautiful haircuts.
Yeah, It's a beautiful place.
Full of beautiful faces.
With beautiful noserings.
And beautiful Ta-a-atoos!
Yeah!
Yeah, Hey, Yeah man. Alright.
Yeah.
Cool.
Hey Man.
I've got a boner for Christmas
Mend up your stocking hole
Cause this lump ain't made of coal
I've got a boner for Christmas
Cranberry sauce, green beans and muffins
You be the turkey and I'm the stuffing
I've got a boner for Christmas
Singin' joy to the world!
To each and every girl
To a-all of your girls
O-oooh
Oooh, oooh, ooooh
Yeah!
Oooh, oooh, ooooh
Hang up your christmas stockin
And let me put my cock in
I've got a boner for Christmas
All year you've been in a rut
This time let's do it in the butt
I've got a boner for Christmas
Singing joy to the world.
Each and every girl.
To a-all of your girls
O-oooh.
I've got a boner
O-oooh
You got beautiful eyes
And long eyelashes
Skin like Isabella Rosellina
You got a cute little moustache
You make it work girl. You work it, Girl.
Down at the ice cream parlor.
You made me Fudgy the Whale.
Now I wanna take you farther!
I know I'm not rich. I'm not sophisticated.
Not like Roger Moore.
Nobody asks if I'm the singer from Bush.
'Cause I look like Pauly Shore.
Life should be but a dream.
I've got the hot tub and the Harvey's Crystal Cream.
Tonight's the night for romance.
Because you look real sexy in your bellbottom pants!
Baby, let me rock you.
Rock it all night long.
Baby let me rock you.
'Cause you got it going on.
Baby let me rock you.
Let me rock you all night long.
Baby, let me rock you.
You listen to your Techno records all night.
High on Ecstasy
But you wont need any of that girl, when you're next to me.
I got all the Loverboy albums on the Compact Disc.
Nobody rocks the 80s harder.
But tonight it's all you girl
I'll be a twisted, far studder.
Hey!
I wanna make love to you
In the back of my van
With the indian painted on the side
Baby let me rock you.
Rock it all night long.
Baby let me rock you.
Pick it up, Pick it up, 'cause you've got it going on.
Baby let me rock you.
Let me rock it all night long.
I've got the Blockrockin' Beats!!
Bellbottom pants.
Bellbottom pants.
Got a new job at a radio station
But that won't help you at all
40,000 watts of maximum rock
But that won't help you at all
You think you've got everything but I've got news for you
You're gonna be the one who's sorry
You got a new girlfriend, a bitchin' new girlfriend
But she won't help you at all
Certified with the scene, she's a local rock queen
But that won't help you at all
You think that you've got it made but you've made one mistake
You're gonna be the one who's sorry
The free paper calls you a local celebrity
But that won't help you at all
You're such a big big deal you get in the clubs for free
But that won't help you at all
You think you've got everything but I've got news for you
sitting in my boxers eating apple jacks, welcome to my world, welcome to my world, whacking it to late night cinemax, welcome to my world, jagermeister and captain crunch nicotine and the brady bunch, i'm building a boat out of pudding cups, welcome to my world, welcome to my world, non-stop no-girl action without you, this old shirt is starting to stink, i don't give a damn what people think, i can take a leak in the kitchen sink, welcome to my world, no you needn't shed a tear, 'cause I've got waffles and I've got beer and i've got mr. belvedere, welcome to my world, welcome to my world, non-stop no-girl action without you, don't want to be here, don't want to be here tonight, can't stand another episode of cheers tonight, i hate that woody, I hate diane, frasier and norm, and that dumbass mailman!
Tell Deon Warwick, And all her Psychic friends.
I won't be calling. They can't help me.
'Cause I don't wanna know the truth.
I only want my dreams
Here in Lovelygirl, Tennessee
See, all the old stars have fallen from the sky.
Coming down in the darkness of the night.
Anthony Robbins smiles just like a loon.
Well that may settle them
But it doesn't reach my motel room.
Cause I'm thinking of you.
And all the fun we had.
Yeah I'm thinking of you.
And hope that things don't go bad.
Where do all these born and beautiful girls come from?
At the hotel, they all want me after the show.
They say "I give the first three minutes free"
But I would happily say
That they've beat me out of Ohio
Cause I'm thinking of you.
And all the fun we had.
Yeah I'm thinking of you.
And hope that things don't go bad.
There's a place on Figueroa Street,
Where you can always go
Smiling faces you might meet,
Whoa-oa-oa, All Hail,
The Sportsman Bar
Whoa-oa-oa, All Hail,
The Sportsman Bar
The trophies on the mantel
Are covered with dust,
And the pretzels are from 1982
The soda from the bar
Tastes just like rust,
Nobody cares! All Hail
The Sportsman Bar
Whoa-oa-oa, All Hail,
The Sportsman Bar
There's Mike Green,
He's fallen to his knees,
He's mumbling 'bout the
State Street rock and roll
They took away the booths,
But unless they take the roof
We will see you again here tomorrow!
Say a prayer for friends
Who passed away,
Say a prayer for the lurkers
And the losers
And to all you bastards
That moved out of town,
We'll see you at Thanksgiving
At the Sportsman Bar
Whoa-oa-oa, All Hail,
The Sportsman Bar
Ned's our man,
With his Pabst Blue Ribbon can,
Uh-oh, he's looking for a fight!
He'll punch you in the face,
But it's your kind of place
So we'll see you again here tomorrow!
Everybody's drunk! Everybody's drunk!
How do I get through to a girl like you
Workin' at the pretzel station at the mall
Beautiful lips like Strawberry Quick
I saw your boyfriend he looks like a dick
You won't check me out
'Cause I work in the back at the Radio Shack
I won't be surprised if you don't call me tonight
'Cause I'm lamer than lame
Uncool in every single way
But your boyfriend makes you wanna cry
Don't you think its time you tried a different kind of guy
How can even make you understand
When I'm wearing the pants with the elastic waistband oh no
Saw you on the bus laughing with your pretty friends
I was in back with the retarded kids
Tried to say hello at the high school dance
Then I wet my pants
I won't be surprised if you don't call me tonight
'Cause I'm lamer than lame
Uncool in every single way
But your boyfriend makes you wanna cry
Don't you think its time you tried a different kind of guy
We could be happy
I could be the one you're looking for
I could get a haircut and I'd give up the video games
No need to explain why you didn't know my name
'Cause I'm lamer than lame
Uncool in every single way
But your boyfriend makes me wanna cry
Don't you think its time you tried a different kind of guy
Lamer
YEAH!
Well I'm MC Parry and I'm here to say
That I came all the way from Goleta Way
And I'm recording in this old studio
Just standing around, kicking up the show
With Steve. He's playing the beat.
And Charlie's playing on the bass you see
Yeah Stevie Steve, on the drums
Oooh, Charlie... pickin' with his thumb
On the bass. Can you feel it.
Here it comesm Makes you want to kneel
On the ground.
And shke it all around.
And make a barking sound.
I'll tell you a story about a guy
He comes from Montecido. He's got a big eye.
And he's got a tattoo on his ass.
He's a big old punk rocker from the past.
Yeah he acts like a homeless man
But he lives in a palace in Montecido Land.
He's got a can of...
Budweiser!
Yeah all these punks. They think they're tough.
Yeah they walk around with tattoos all over their mugs
They say "I'm a big punk and I come from the city...
...I come from the city. Where life is shitty...
And I'm mad.
Cause my dad
He took away my rad
Corvette!
So I'm sitting at home on the sofa
I don't get a check. Yeah I'm a lazy boy
Hey fuck you! I'm a punker!
That means I can come around and play a stumper...
on you! Yeah!
I got my backup band. They're Bon Jovi.
That's all right. Cause I'm rockin', dont ya know me?
I'm a tough guy. I got a piercing in my ear.
I've got a tattoo from here to here.
Yeah, I'm cool.
I got 500 dollars
invested on the roses around my collar
stuck on there by a guy with a needle
needle... needle... needle...
yeah I'm BAD.
I'm Rad.
And my tennis shoes... they're pumped up. They're iron clad.
I'm so mean.
My girlfriend's a porno queen!
Yeah! YOU SUCK. Yeah I hate you! Your lousy music is phony.
And you come from a big old house on a hill
And you play in a club and you act like you will
I bleached my hair just like Vince Neil
Then you made me cut it like James Hetfield
We're gonna put an end to alternative rock
We'll find a way to make the Cranberries stop
We went to Sears for pictures at Christmastime
But they wouldn't let us make the metal sign
No they wouldn't let us make the metal sign
I'll bring the wine you bring the bread and cheese
It's hard to eat when you're headbanging
Makin' out in the middle of the pit
How come Slayer doesn't sing about this
If anything comes between you and me
Then heavy metal heaven, that's where we'll meet
We are Pantera fans in love
What's with these punk rock nerds, they can't even sing
I wish we'd never heard of The Offspring
A candlelit dinner, now we're holding hands
I taught you how to draw your first pentagram
We went miniature golfing but we didn't get far
Because we used the clubs to play air guitar
Oh we used the clubs to play air guitar now
I'll bring the wine you bring the bread and cheese
It's hard to eat when you're headbanging
Makin' out in the middle of the pit
How come Slayer doesn't sing about this
If anything comes between you and me
Then heavy metal heaven, that's where we'll meet
We are Pantera fans in love
We are we are Pantera fans in love
We saw Ozzy on our first date
Our special song is Crazy Train
Makin' out in the middle of the pit
How come Slayer doesn't sing about this
If anything comes between you and me
Then heavy metal heaven, that's where we'll meet
We are Metallica fans
We are Megadeth fans
We are Manowar fans in love
you want a guy who can bring bacon, and you want a guy with savior faire, somebody who can take control of it, someone with cool black shiny hear, yeah, you don't want a boyfriend, what you want is mr. spock, to come to your wasteland, and destory the robot, something more than human, someone with blood that's cold and green, you want something better than me, captain kirk, went to the planet, and there he fought the man lizard, he saved the ship, invented the gun powder, but that's just not good enough for you, is it? no, you don't want a boyfriend, what you want is mr. spock, to come to your wasteland, and destroy the robot, something more than human, someone with blood that's cold and green, you want something better than me, you sit all night at your computer, drinking diet dr. pepper, looking for an answer to it all, say the words, say the words, say say say the words, you don't want a boyfriend, what you want is mr. spock, to come to your waseland, and destory the robot, something more than human, someone with blood that's cold and green, you want something better than me...
The sun is shining in the sky
There ain't a cloud in sight
It's stopped raining
Everybodys in there play
And don't you know it's a beautiful new day
hey hey hey
Running down the avenue
See how the sun shines brightly in the city
On the streets where once was pity
Mr. Blue Sky is living here today
hey hey hey
Mr. Blue Sky please tell us why
You had to hide away for so long (so long)
Where did we go wrong?
Mr. Blue Sky please tell us why
You had to hide away for so long (so long)
Where did we go wrong?
Hey you with the pretty face
Welcome to the human race
A celebration
Mr. Blue Sky's up there waiting
And today is the day we've waited for
oh oh oh
Mr. Blue Sky please tell us why
You had to hide away for so long (so long)
Where did we go wrong?
Hey there Mr. Blue
We're so pleased to be with you
Look around see what you do
Everybody smiles at you
Mr. Blue you did it right
But soon comes Mr. Night creeping over
Now his hand is on your shoulder
Nevermind I'll remember you this...
I'll remember you this way
Is there life on mars girl
If there is I'd like to go there
Just like Elton John, the Rocketman
He sure bought some fucked up clothes there
I've heard it said that outer space is not the kind of place to raise your kids
But after my life so far here on Earth I sure wish my parents did
I look up to the sky and I pray to the heavens
Won't someone come and take me away
Someone come and take me away
To the stars, to the moon
Please make it soon, oh yeah
The aliens landed in Roswell
And the government hid them so no one could see
It happens every week on the X-Files
So why can't it happen to me
So yes I might miss a couple friends
And summer barbecues on the weekends
Another 40,000 coming every day
So take me away I've got nothing to lose
Nike shoes, black jumpsuits
Shaven heads and purple blankets
Won't someone come and take me away
Someone come and take me away
To the stars, to the moon
Please make it soon, oh yeah
Beam me up
Stray me down
Probe my brain
Cure my boredom
Won't someone come and take me away
Somehow come and take me away
To the stars, to the moon
Just make it soon
Someone come and take me away
Hey kids, do you know what you're getting for christmas this year?
(No...)
Well lemme tell you about it!
For little Johnny there'll be video games underneath the tree
And Sally in Ohio will get Malibu Barbie
For little Elmer Johnson, old socks that smell like pee
I know what you're getting for Christmas
For the homeless in the street, there'll be tin cans and rain
For the plumber in his saggy pants, another clogged up drain
For the millionaire in the mansion, more money and cocaine!
I know what you're getting for Christmas
Singing Fa la. Fa la. Fa la. Fa la. Fa la. Fa la.
I know what you're getting for Christmas
For the ladies: A new perfume, with the same old smell
And for the TV Preacher, more Jesus to sell
How about a new Burrito from Taco Bell?
I know what you're getting for Christmas
Singing Fa la. Fa la. Fa la. Fa la .Fa la. Fa la.
I know what you're getting for Christmas
For the drunkard in the bar, another glass of booze
For the gambler in Las Vegas, another hand to lose
For the grammar school nerd, another bully to fight
For the lonely and disheartened, another endless night
And all the pretty girls will get another kiss
I know. I know
don't bother going to class,
cuz nobody cares if you cut.
and its not smart to experiment,
with ben gay on your nuts.
if you ask her out and she says maybe,
what she really means is no way.
and if you try jerking off behind the backstop,
the team will be playing that day. (oh God)
these are the things,
i wish i knew,
there are the things i wish i knew,
in highschool.
yeah these are the things,
i wish i knew in highschool.
don't call the head jock a fag,
even if it's true.
and don't hold our for that one special girl,
cuz she'll never have sex with you. (no way)
these are the things,
i wish i knew,
there are the things i wish i knew,
in highschool.
yeah these are the things,
i wish i knew in highschool.
don't let 'em see you cryin,
no matter how it hurts.
and nobody ever got laid,
cuz they were wearin' a Rush t-shirt
these are the things,
i wish i knew,
there are the things i wish i knew,
in highschool.
yeah these are the things,
Met a girl at the movies
She was so beautiful
She was the one for me
So I asked her if I could call her at home
She said "No thanks just give me my popcorn"
So I followed her into the theater
And found a seat that was right behind her
Smelled her hair, smelled her sweater
And then I touched myself
Feeling bad about myself again
Feeling bad oh yeah
Feeling bad about myself again today
At the school, at the rock show
At the rollercade, everywhere I go
People are smiling
Iits always been the same
They're wearin' groovy clothes
Check me out I'm lame
Paid for a membership down at the local gym
Tired of getting dumped, let's get really pumped
Thought I'd look like Henry Rollins
But I still look like Phil Collins
Feeling bad about myself again
Girls ignore me in the chat room
Feeling bad about myself again today
We were in Paris
We were up in the Eiffel Tower
We were getting married and all our friends were there
We made love underneath the Parisian moon
But that was just a dream
Just a dream
Just a crazy dream
Feeling bad about myself again
Feeling bad oh yeah
Feeling bad about myself again today
Feeling bad about myself again
First to be the last one picked first
Rock bands play hard from 9 to 5
But they still got a sensitive side
When they want our sympathy
They put down their flying feet.
Ballads show how much they care
Even (Rob Thomas?) is a big teddy bear.
These songs all go by different names
But their point's the same.
Every rose has it's thorn
Just like every dog has their bone
And every rock band sings a sad sad song.
The ballad worked great for Skid Row
It made Malsensious Fox arose
With songs like Sister Christian
Rock frontmen prove there's a chunk within.
Joe Elliot's eyes get watery
While his band pours sugar on you and me
Even Ozzy needs a hug
And a little TLC
Every rose has it's thorn
Just like every dog has their bone
And every rock band sings a sad sad song.
Now what can I do?
Long ago, we watched the videos
On Headbanger's Ball
That's where we learned it all
Wearing Spandex pants
Six-string Lazers in their hands
Synchrenized Guitars
They layed out the master plan
Defending the faith
Keep fighting forever
Fighting so long. Fighting so hard.
Victory will be ours.
Defending the faith
We'll never surrender
Fighting so long. Fighting so hard.
Marching into the future.
Sitting on our bed
Hair helmets on our heads.
Got no time for chicks
We're practicing our licks.
We come from Albany
Anchorage, and Milwaukee
Toledo, Bowling Green,
All wanting the same dream
Defending the faith
Keep fighting forever.
Fighting so long. Fighting so hard.
Victory will be ours.
Defending the faith.
We'll never surrender.
Fighting so long. Fighting so hard.
Marching into the future.
Now I'm a man.
I'm playing in band.
We drive around the world
In our rental van
We're coming to your town
To help you party down
But we'll be gone tommorrow night
Because we'll never stop the fight
Defending the faith
Keep fighting forever.
Fighting so long. Fighting so hard.
Victory will be ours.
Defending the faith.
We'll never surrender.
Fighting so long. Fighting so hard.
You came from some town out in the sticks
To become the modern Stevie Nicks
You had the guts, a lot of ambition
The riot grrrls thought you were bitchin'
You bared your soul
You showed us your hole
Courtney Love don't throw it all away
Courtney Love don't you go changin'
Courtney Love Courtney Courtney Love
I saw you in a movie about pornography
You were looking pale and kind of saggy
I have to say it made me woozy
When you fucked Woody Harrelson in the jacuzzi
You wore grungy clothes
And doctors fixed your nose
Courtney Love don't throw it all away
Courtney Love don't you go changin'
Courtney Love Courtney Courtney Love
Now I'm overweight and ugly
Just like you used to be
Why can't I be like you
Then we could drive away to Malibu
I hope I'm not out of place but
Courtney Love sit on my face
Courtney Love don't throw it all away
Courtney Love what about me I'm not gay
Courtney Love Courtney Courtney Love
Gold dust woman...
Boys wanna rock!
They wanna rock!
Boys wanna rock!
They wanna rock!
Boys wanna rock!
They wanna rock!
Boys wanna rock!
They wanna rock!
Alright! I want everyone on the right hand side of the arena to sing along! You got that?
Boys wanna rock!
They wanna rock!
Boys wanna rock!
They wanna rock!
Alright! That was fantastic! But I want all you people on the left hand side of the arena to show them what's what, alright!
Boys wanna rock!
They wanna rock!
Boys wanna rock!
They wanna rock!
Woo! Alright! I want all your girls in the back of the arena... I know what you're doing. Yeah, I can see you. Alright, I want you to sing along, okay? Show the boys what's what! Here we go!
Boys wanna rock!
They wanna rock!
Boys wanna rock!
They wanna rock!
Yeah! Alright! That was fantastic! That was just beautiful. Okay, now I wan't you to know that we got a new record coming out. It's called... 'Boys Wanna Rock'. And you can buy that at any of your big chain stores. It's gonna be at the Wherehouse. It's gonna be at the Temple. At the Licorice Pizza. And even at Coconuts! Okay? So go out and get it! We got new T-shirts and stickers for sale, and BAAAAAANDANAS!! So I want you all to tell me who's gonna rock...
There must be 5000 ways to die
And each one ends the same way if you try
Your friends all stand around
While they dump you in the ground
And the people who loved you will ask why oh why oh why oh why
And the bastard you hated the most
Will stand up and give you a toast
He'll say "We were such good friends especially near the end"
Then he'll feel up your girlfriend in front of your ghost
So get in your car and drive real fast
Up in the attic with a shotgun blast
Take a bath with a clock radio
Vodka and valium overdose
Have you ever tried?
There must be 5000 ways to die
And if you're very lucky
You'll get your picture in the paper on page three
25 words will summarize how you spent your whole damn life
One day on that page
Next day into the hamster cage
So get in your car and drive real fast
Up in the attic with a shotgun blast
Take a bath with a clock radio
Vodka and valium overdose
All the glamour can be yours with a loaded .44
Have you ever tried?
Saturday night, your high on crank,
Eating club sammiches at Ben Frank's.
Hollywood babe, it's just not my trip.
Buying your groceries at the Pink Dot,
Trying to be somebody that you're not.
Cheerios cost a lot, on the sunset strip.
Baby come back down to me,
Baby come back down to me.
Baby, come back to Pasadena,
Come back down to me.
You party in the clubs on your GHB,
Baby nobody ever caught herpes from me.
I see it on the news all the time,
Make me wanna cry.
Well I'm sitting home with I Love Lucy,
You were out on the town with Danny Bonaduce.
Hey Ricky, ayayayayay.
Baby come back down to me,
Baby come back down to me.
Baby, come back to Pasadena,
Come back down to me.
You spend your time at the Viper Room
Well what's so wrong with my living room
Celebrities, they come and they go.
One day you're Cary Grant,
And the next you're Scott Baio.
Aspiring actress and a social ladder climber,
Saw you at Danny's with Rodney Bingenheimer.
Congratulations, looks like you're pick of the day.
Baby come back down to me,
Baby come back down to me.
Baby, come back to Pasadena,
Come back down to me.
Bababababababababababa,
Bababababababababa,
Who got fat, who got rich
Who is a loser, who is a bitch
Who is a washout, who turned gay
Who is that wearing the cheap-ass toupee
Who's in the fancy designer pants
Who got the big fake boobie implants
Who looks good in the rental tuxedo
Who lives in their van on microwave burritos
We're havin' fun
High school reunion
Each 'n everyone
High school reunion
Why don't you come to the
High school reunion
Who got the kids, who got the divorce
Who's got a date with a face like a horse
Who's in the papers, who's in the show
Who's in the jail for dealin' the blow
Who graduated from the Ivy League school
Tokes on his bong and then cleans your pool
You sure look pretty, it's been so long
Come on back to my basement where I live with my mom
We're havin' fun
High school reunion
Each 'n everyone
High school reunion
Why don't you come to the
High school reunion
High school reunion
What ever happened to Analee?
And all the kids on Geno Street
Where did they go
I wanna know
What ever happened to Lulu?
Yeah
What ever happened to Handbag Jenny?
Remmy the (?) was kind of funny
The scene was hot
And now it's not
What ever happened to Lulu?
Yeah
Yeah
Yeah, Lulu
Where did they go
It makes me, makes me wanna cry
We'll meet again
At the Alex's Cantinas in the sky
What ever happened to Analee?
Kelly, Hustle, and Stephanie?
Nosering-Nosering Girl why can't ya
Help me find Diana
And what ever happened to Lulu?
Yeah, Lulu
Yeah, Lulu
Yeah, Lulu
Yeah
Lulu...
I was walkin' down milpas street
just a-lookin' for something to eat
when I saw you with that guy named Joe
out in front of pavlakos
He were standin' really close
you were lookin' up his nose
and I couldn't believe what i saw
you let him touch your bra!
now your busted!
whoa-oa-oa, busted!
whoa-oa-oa, busted!
whoa-o -a-oa, i'm disgusted, you're busted
then you got into his car
and you drove to the trailer park
there he had a little place and big fat smile on his face
I snuck up to the window
and watched the entire show
yeah you went all the way!
and now you've gotta pay!
now your busted!
whoa-oa-oa, busted!
whoa-oa-oa, busted!
whoa-o -a-oa, i'm disgusted, you're busted now!
(spoken word)
busted!
whoa-oa-oa, busted!
whoa-oa-oa, busted!
whoa-oa-oa, busted!
whoa-oa-oa, busted!
whoa-o -a-oa, i'm disgusted, you're busted now yeah...
I'm gonna get revenge on you
'Cause it's the only thing I've got left to do
You messed me up in your navy van, whoa, oh, oh, oh, oh
I'm gonna get you back and it's gonna be bad, whoa
I'm gonna get revenge on you
I'm gonna get revenge on you
I'm gonna get revenge on you, yeah
And so then there was the time
That, um, I showed you guys my new backpack
Which I had bought for tour
This really ugly orange backpack
But I bought it specifically
So that it wouldn't get confused
With all you other guy's backpacks
So anyhow you called me a few days later and you said
'Hey where'd you, where did you get that backpack?'
And I said, 'Well, I got it at K-Mart
If you get one, you should get the green one
Because that's totally different than my orange one'
Anyhow, so I show up at the tour van
Getting ready to go on tour
And who walks up with an orange backpack just like mine?
That's right, it was you
I'm not crazy, you're the one, that's crazy
You're the one that bought my same backpack
I'm gonna get revenge on you
'Cause it's the only thing I've got left to do
You're a stupid ass backpack copying freak, whoa, oh, oh, oh, oh
I'm gonna get you back probably next week, whoa
I'm gonna get revenge on you
I'm gonna get revenge on you
Gonna get revenge on you
I said I-I-I'm gonna get-get-get
Re-venge-venge-venge on you-u-u
I'm gonna get revenge on you, yeah
I wanna take you out for ice cream
I wanna take you out for ice cream
I wanna take you out for ice cream
And show you a real good time
I wanna take you to the baseball game
I wanna take you to the baseball game
Buy you peanuts and crackerjacks
And show you a real good time
No I wont break into your apartment
Hit you on the head with a chair
Pull down my pants, take a dump on your rug
And wave my dick in the air, NO!
I wanna take you out for ice cream
I wanna take you out for ice cream
I wanna take you out for ice cream
oooh ooooh ooh
your name is on the wall
of the high school bathroom stall
your boyfriends on the _____
because you slept with all his friends
lost your job
now you're broke
and you're all out of smokes
you're a walking disaster
ohh ohhh
face down on the bathroom floor
ive been there before
ive been there before
you drank Southern Comfort
then you threw up
All over the couch
now your folks want you out
you're not feeling great
uh oh
you are three weeks late
you're a walking disaster
face down on the bathroom floor
ive been there before
ive been there before
where you going to now?
my girl
where you going to now
going to now
ooooooh's
where you going to now?
my girl
Saturday night you're high on crank
eating club sammwiches at Ben Franks
Hollywood Babe it's just not my trip
Buying your groceries at Pink Dot
Trying to be somebody that your aren't
Cheerios cost a lot on the Sunset Strip
Baby come back down to me
Baby come back down to me
Baby come back to Pasadena
Come back down to me
You're party in the clubs on your GHB
Baby nobodies ever caught herpes from me
I see it on the news all the time makes me wanna cry
While I'm sitting home with I Love Lucy
You're out on the town with Danny Bonadochee
Hey Ricky Aye Aye Aye Aye
Baby come back down to me
Baby come back down to me
Baby come back to Pasadena
Come back down to me
You spend your time at the Viper Room
Whats so wrong with my living room?
Celebrities they come and they go
One day your Keri Grant, the next your Scott Baio[sp?]
Aspiring actress and a social ladder climber
Saw you at Dennys with Rodney Biginhiemer
Congraduation it looks like you're the pick of the day
Baby come back down to me
Baby come back down to me
Baby come back to Pasadena
Come back down to me
? An unforeseen future nestled somewhere in time.
Unsuspecting victims no warnings, no signs.
Judgment day the second coming arrives.
Before you see the light baby you must die.
Forgotten children, conform a new faith,
Avidity and lust controlled by hate.
Never ending search for your shattered sanity,
Souls of Damnation in their own reality.
? On and on, south of heaven (x 4)
meow
Bastard sons beget your cunting daughters,
Promiscuous mothers with your incestuous fathers.
Engreat souls condemned for all eternity,
Sustained by immoral observance a domineering deity.
The root of all evil is the heart of a black soul.
A force that has lived all eternity.
A never ending search for a truth never told.
The loss of all hope and your dignity.
ç¨n and on, south of heaven (x 4)
meow
Chaos Rapamt
looking at the stars
i draw lines to see your face
i try to change the picture
but it wont erase
sitting next to you
i know what happy means
it doesnt only happen in Pretty in Pink
Now Ive seen your world
I don't want my own, my own
my own
Theres always one more day
that i'll have to wait
to take late nite walks
laughing with you in the park
or touch your hand
while riding in the car
drinking cherry slurpees
on your lawn under the tree
sharing jr mints
watching the Maurie
i dreamed that we played skee ball on valentines day
i looked hard but it wasnt far away
Now ive seen your world
i dont want my own, my own
Theres always one more day
that i'll have to wait
to take late nite walks
laughing with you in the park
or touch your hand
while riding in the car
I've found Heavens Not Far
I see you walkin' down the street
Big black clonkers on your fat old feet
You stole the pants off of Gomer Pyle
You look just like a crocodile!
You look just like a crocodile!
You look just like a crocodile!
At the high school carwash you drive into the yard
Those cheerleaders are gonna have to scrub your wheels real hard
You pull out your folding chair, its gonna take awhile
You look just like a crocodile!
You look just like a crocodile!
You look just like a crocodile!
Woah!
Woah!
Woah!
Dude what's your deal?
I've never - I've never kissed a girl with braces before
Watch it now, watch it now!
Parked at the dark end of your street
I'm sticking to my vinyl seat
I got my big old spy scope out
I'm sneaking right up to your house
My golfshirt is tatter and torn
I've been wearing this thing for so long
It's been ... I don't have a clue
It's been ... I still want you
I'm climbing up your apple tree
With my giant spy scope i can see
I'm watching you flossing on your teeth
I bet your mouth is really sweet ... and minty
My golfshirt is tatter and torn
I've been wearing this thing for so long
It's been ... I don't have a clue
It's been ... I still want you
You... I still want you
Ladies and Gentlemen, holograms and clones, neuters and quadrupeds. We have an amazing line-up for you here tonight, sure to make your head or heads spin.
Straight from backwaters of Agamar , I give you: The Younglings with their new song “Nerf Herder”
From Coruscant to the outer rim
Don’t wanna be a nerf herder
From Tatooine to the cloud city
Don’t wanna be a nerf herder
Straight offa Agamar, we roll
Straight Jedi in my soul
Gonna fly off to Coruscant
Gonna leave my house, my uncle, my aunt.
It’s a Jedi’s life for me
Slashin, blastin, fightin - see
But be wary of the dark side
If it tempts you, don’t run and hide!
Out come the sabers, off comes the hand
It’s imperative you understand
Ascetic Lifestyle, matters not
In this frippin’ robe my ass looks hot
CHORUS
Nerf Herder!
I don’t wanna be no…
Nerf Herder!
Won’t let my anger grow
Nerf Herder!
I’ll be a Jedi, yo
Nerf Herder!
I’ll sew my own robes, yo
Nerf Herder!
Kriff off, lurdo
Nerf Herder!
Jedi Council, hello!
Either do it or don’t. There is no try.
That’s why that’s my battle cry
Cuz I don’t wanna be no scruffy nerf herder
Chop off my hand, I’ll hang off the girder
Midi-chlorians , I’ve got a few
Got picked by a master , woohoo
And after that, when my training’s done
A Jedi knight, I will become
Looking forward to the trials
Once they’re over walk down the aisles
Not one, not two, not three but four
Skill, flesh, courage, spirit… no more!
and the Jedi Code , we’re sure to keep.
No hummer, no benz, no bimmer, no jeep.
We’ll have podracers, or maybe a speeder
You got beautiful eyes
And long eyelashes
Skin like Isabella Rosellina
You got a cute little moustache
You make it work girl. You workin, Girl,
Down at the ice cream parlor.
You made me Fudgy the Whale.
Now I wanna take you farther!
I know I'm not rich. I'm not sophisticated.
Not like Roger Moore.
Nobody asks if I'm the singer from Bush.
'Cause I look like Pauly Shore.
Life should be but a dream.
I've got the hot tub and the Harvey's Crystal Cream.
Tonight's the night for romance.
Because you look real sexy in your bellbottom pants!
Baby, let me rock you.
Rock it all night long.
Baby let me rock you.
'Cause you got it going on.
Baby let me rock you.
Let me rock you all night long.
Baby, let me rock you.
You listen to your techno records all night.(all night)
High on Ecstasy
But you wont need any of that girl, when you're next to me.
I got all the Loverboy albums on the compact disc.
Nobody rocks the 80s harder.
But tonight it's all you girl
I'll be a twisted, far studder.
Hey!
I wanna make love to you
In the back of my van
With the indian painted on the side
Baby let me rock you.
Rock it all night long.
Baby let me rock you.
Pick it up, Pick it up, 'cause you've got it going on.
Baby let me rock you.
Let me rock it all night long.
Cougar got the blockrockin' beats!!
Hey hey hey
Bellbottom pants.
Bellbottom pants.
We stood in your room and laughed out loud.
Suddenly the laughter died and we were caught in an eye to eye.
We sat on the floor and did we sit close. I could smell your thoughts and thought. Do you want to touch a lot like me? Too scared to say a thing. I left your house and kicked myself. I put those feelings on a shelf to die. I guess I'm not a gambling type but think of what the two of us had lost.
Had lost.
I needed some time to think it out. 7-Eleven parking lot. A toothless woman turned and stopped. I gave her a dime and a Chesterfield. She leaned down and kissed my cheek. I was scared but it felt sweet.
Felt so sweet.
She asked me if I had a name. I told her I was glued up on some chick. We sat and smoked against the wall.
Drank a beer, felt the chill of fall.
Of Fall.
I took my car and drove it down the hill by your house. I drove so fast. The wind it couldn't cool me down, so I turned it around and came back up. You were waiting on your step, steam showing off your breath and water in your eyes. We pulled each other into one, parkas clinging on the lawn and kissed right there.
Said all my chicks they smoke these things and handed you a Chesterfield King. Held your hand and watched tv and traced the little lines along your palm.
Your palm.
I took my car and drove it down the hill by your house.
I drove so fast.
The wind it couldn't cool me down, so I turned it around
and came back up.
You were waiting on your step, steam showing off your breath
and water in your eyes.
We pulled each other into one, parkas
clinging on the lawn and kissed right there.
I am a manatee
I live in the sea
I sneak up at night
Pretty baby, just to love you right
You're friend's gonna put me down
'Cause I'm fat, slimy, and brown
They'll never know how you sigh
When you feel my flipper movin' up your thigh
I am a manatee
M-A-N-A-T-E-E
I am a manatee
M-A-N-A-T-E-E
Stand by your manatee
Don't you act like a stranger
Even though I am endangered
Your lady's gonna flip
With a kiss from my prehensile lip
Some call me a fat sea-cow
But I'm I got real know-how
You'll hunger for the taste
Of my briny sea water on your pretty little face
I am a manatee
M-A-N-A-T-E-E
I am a manatee
M-A-N-A-T-E-E
Stand by your manatee
Tell the lobster
Tell the bass
The alligator can kiss my ass
Tel the barnacle
Tell the crab
Tell the whale and Captain Ahab
How you scream and shout "Hot damn!"
When you feel my whiskers on your clam, yeah
Swim
Swim (alright)
Swim
Swim
Pretty baby, how you look so nice
I wanna lick you once or twice
Rub my fat, blubbery body
All over you and get real naughty
I am a manatee
M-A-N-A-T-E-E
I am a manatee
M-A-N-A-T-E-E
I am a manatee
M-A-N-A-T-E-E
Everything was going fine
I thought that you were mine
And then I read your e-mail
I read between the lines
Feeling paranoid
I heard you'd got another boy
Are you pulling me down
Cuz the facts dont compound
World Trade Center #7 (seven)
Trade Center #7, whoa
World Trade Center #7 (seven)
Trade Center #7, whoa
Tinted windows on your van
Now you got that spray-on tan
What will I find when I go through your purse
Steve and Charlie's numbers or something worse?
Got me hidin' under my bed
I got aluminum foil around my head
I read it on a blog I found,
Said I'm going down
World Trade Center #7 (seven)
Trade Center #7, whoa
World Trade Center #7 (seven)
Trade Center #7, whoa
I don't wanna go down... for no good reason
Baby don't you pull me down... for no good reason, no
World Trade Center #7 (don't wanna go down)
Trade Center #7
World Trade Center #7 (don't wanna go down)
Trade Center #7, whoa
World Trade Center #7 (don't wanna go down)
Trade Center #7 (I don't wanna go down)
World Trade Center #7 (don't wanna go down)
Trade Center #7, oh! (Baby don't you pull me down)
World Trade Center #7 (don't wanna go down)
Trade Center #7, whoa (I don't wanna go down)
World Trade Center #7 (don't wanna go down)
Trade Center #7, whoa (Baby don't you pull me down)
I turn on my radio
And all the music sounds hollow
The first song they're playin' sucks
And the next one swallows
The singer is whinin'
And the drummer sounds bored
The guitar player's tone
Is like a Commodore 64
Don't settle for less
Don't suffer the fools, no
Don't give them your allowance money
Let's shout, 'Led Zeppelin rules,' yeah
I turn on my TV set
And I see the 'American Idol' show
And people are wonderin'
Why all the kids are suicidal
Well, Jessica and Britney and Paris and Ashley
Well, they look so pretty
Then you ask me if I like their music
Well, I didn't know that they had any
Don't listen to disco
Don't listen to punk, no
Don't listen to the men down under
And all that junk
Don't suffer the fools
Don't settle for less, no
Don't give them your allowance money
Let's shout, 'Led Zeppelin rules'
Hey, bro, check out the new Donut Boy song
I got for free on my cell phone, it's so rad
I'm not gonna listen to your stupid cell phone, check this out
Dude, what's that?
It's got real music on it, it's called a cassette tape
What? How many minutes do you hear with that thing?
Ninety
Woah
Don't settle for less
Don't suffer the fools, no
Don't give them your allowance money
Let's shout, 'Led Zeppelin rules'
Listen to disco
Don't listen to punk, no
Don't listen to the men down under
And all that junk
Don't suffer the fools
Don't settle for less, no
Don't give them your allowance money
Let's shout, 'Led Zeppelin rules'
Don't listen to disco
Don't listen to punk
Don't listen to junk
Don't listen to
I road down Haley street
In my 5.O, no
Got the ragtop down
So my vegas can blow, yea
My wheels are spinning
My rims are shining
On the street, yea
All you suckers take a look at me, yea
Oh, yea
'Cause I'm not a loser
Not a loser
I'm not a loser
It's just the matter of mine over matter.
I go by the old school
Where I used to go to class
And all those dick-head teachers
Like Mister Larsen
The can kiss my ass, yea
And all those stuck-up rich girls
Eating fast food on the lawn
When the see me roll by
I bet they're sorry that I'm
gone, yea
Oh yea
'Cause I'm not a loser
Not a loser
I'm not a loser
It's just the matter of mine over matter.
Just the matter of mine over matter x4
Repeat after me, repeat after me
I'm not a loser x2
I'm not a loser
Not a loser
I'm not a loser
It's just the matter of mine over matter.
Just the matter of mine over matter.
Repeat after me, repeat after me
I'm not a loser
Baby, you'd better relax
Don't get your panties in a bunch
Would you please put down that record
That was very hard to find
Oh no, Holy smokes
Goodness Gravy, great Caesar's ghost
Jiminy Crickets and jeez Louise
Why are you looking at me
With that mad look on your face?
Your ears are turning purple
Oh what did I do now?
Oh no, Holy smokes
Goodness Gravy, great Caesar's ghost
Jiminy Crickets and jeez Louise
Oh me, oh my
Oh me, oh my
Fiddlesticks
Where did I put my pencil?
I'm just a guy who's trying to get by
And live my life, oh so peacefully
But every time I turn around
Somebody's wearing a frown
And pointing their finger at me.
Oh no, Holy smokes
Goodness Gravy, great Caesar's ghost
Jiminy Crickets and jeez Louise
Oh me, oh my
I know a girl, Nikki Webster
The cutest in the world, Nikki Webster
Strawberry curls, Nikki Webster
Yeah you're the tops of pops
Nikki Webster
So far away, across the sea
Down in Australia, that's where she be
At the movies, at the show
Eating Hungry Jacks, on the radio
She likes to ride her horse, Nikki Webster
Swimming's her favorite sport, Nikki Webster
She's only 3 foot 4, Nikki Webster
What can I do? I love you!
Nikki Webster
Can I take you home? Lock you in a cage?
Poke you with a stick, and feed you mayonnaise?
Won't you jump around like a monkey in a zoo
If I dress up like a clown, is it allright with you?
Is it allright with you?
I've got a third eye in my mind
Its watching you
Yeah, its watching you
I've got a place in my heart thats vacant
Vacant for you
'cause I wanna be with you
Gonna find you
Can't wait
Gonna find you
Can't wait
Gonna find you
Can't wait
Can't wait (x7)
I've got a scar on my face
Oh yeah
I've bet you got one too
I've bet you got one too
And I've got a place where I go to be alone
Will you go there too?
'cause I wanna be with you
Gonna find you
Can't wait
Gonna find you
Can't wait
Gonna find you
Can't wait
Can't wait (x7)
Gonna find you
Can't wait
Gonna find you
Can't wait
Gonna find you
Can't wait
its a really good deal
that you cannot deny
the ultimate steal
and a heck of a buy
it wont cost a lot of money
and it wont take much time
for just a few dollars
you can have something fine
if you wait until tommorrow
it may be gone
and you can say syanara[?]
adios and so long
its a blue lite special
baby just for you
come on baby open up your arms girl
yeah im tried of you
sick of all your abuse
and condenstion
im sick of you
tired of the games
you play like a child
tired of the lies
and your cheap ass smile
im gonna rise above it all
and then i'll leave you feeling small
try to stop me
i'll shoot straight through
i'm walking out on you
throw your hand at me
had it all sewn up
you tasted the sucess
now you're blowing it up
all your lame excuses
what a fuckin joke
i swallowed my pride
now you're gonna joke
im gonna rise above it all
and then i'll leave you feeling small
try to stop me
i'll shoot straight through
i'm walking out on you
yeah im tried of you
sick of all your abuse
and condenstion
so sick of you
when you put me down
too much too long
you think you're better than me
Saw you at the high school dance
I never thought that I'd have a chance with you
but how could I know that
you felt the same way too
then you asked me to dance
I nearly thought that I'd wet my pants its true
I didn't know what
I didn't know what to do
Then you touched me
right then I knew it was over
When she touched me
I knew that I'd love her forever
Then you touched me
right then I knew it was over
When you touched me
I knew that it would last forever
Then you touched me
right then I knew it was over
When she touched me
I knew that I'd love her forever
Then you touched me
right then I knew it was over
When you touched me
I knew that it would last forever
Saw you at the high school dance
I never thought that I'd have a chance with you
but how could I know that
you felt the same way too
then we started to sing and dance
and when you reached into my pants
I knew I was in love
The sun is shining in the sky
There ain't a cloud in sight
It's stopped raining
Everybodys in there play
And don't you know it's a beautiful new day
hey hey hey
Running down the avenue
See how the sun shines brightly in the city
On the streets where once was pity
Mr. Blue Sky is living here today
hey hey hey
Mr. Blue Sky please tell us why
You had to hide away for so long (so long)
Where did we go wrong?
Mr. Blue Sky please tell us why
You had to hide away for so long (so long)
Where did we go wrong?
Hey you with the pretty face
Welcome to the human race
A celebration
Mr. Blue Sky's up there waiting
And today is the day we've waited for
oh oh oh
Mr. Blue Sky please tell us why
You had to hide away for so long (so long)
Where did we go wrong?
Hey there Mr. Blue
We're so pleased to be with you
Look around see what you do
Everybody smiles at you
Mr. Blue you did it right
But soon comes Mr. Night creeping over
Now his hand is on your shoulder
Nevermind I'll remember you this...
I'll remember you this way
Awesome
An old plastic mug
With a picture of a smurf on it... smurf
And an old white leather sofa
With a brown stain, where you use to sit
And a statuette of a dragon
Clutching a crystal orb
And a t-shirt of a unicorn flying through space
That was tattered and worn
At your garage sale
Your garage sale
Your garage sale
25 cents at your garage sale
Garage sale
Your garage sale
Your garage sale
25 cents at your garage sale
A few years ago
I got invited to your birthday party
I wanted to make an impression
So I walked up and down State street
To the hippy store
To buy a nice preasent for you, uh-huh
A Scooby Doo
I spent $34.95 on a very fancy scented candle
It smelt like strawberry Pop Tarts... and oregeno
I rubbed it all over my body
And wrapped it up to give it to you
But here it is
At your garage sale
Your garage sale
Your garage sale
25 cents at your garage sale
Garage sale
Your garage sale
Your garage sale
25 cents at your garage sale
Why, why would you sell it?
I thought you liked it, I knew you did
I found a birthday present for you, for you
A dusty old birthday present for you
I found a birthday present for you, for you
A crummy old birthday present for you, for you
At your garage sale
Your garage sale
Your garage sale
25 cents at your garage sale
Garage sale
Your garage sale
Your garage sale
25 cents at your garage sale
Oooh!
25 cents at your garage sale
25 cents at your garage sale
25 cents at your garage sale
25 cents at your garage sale
25 cents!
25 cents!
25 cents at your garage sale
25 cents!
25 cents!
25 cents at your garage sale
