Suburban Legends Filmography

• Pick-a-Split (2012)
• Pick-a-Split (2012)
• Suburban Legends (2008)

Suburban Legends

Suburban Legends is a scripted, single-camera mockumentary series following the fictionalized trials and tribulations of the real-life, Orange County-based, independent pop/rock band Suburban Legends as they struggle with control issues, boring day jobs, dating, obsessed fans, playing shows, and their manager's outrageous schemes intended to make them famous.

Cast

• Vincent Walker
• Mike Hachey
• Phillip Inzerillo
• Luis Beza
• Brian Klemm
• Brian Robertson
• Derek Lee Smith
• Christine Cowden
• Emily Morris
• Kate Mines
• Abby Kramer
• Chandra Lewis
• Amber Frakes
• John Yniguez
• Danielle Hecker
• Sarah Wingert
• Melissa Belarge
• Suzie Mayer
• Valerie Squires
• Laura Rae
• Emma Brown
• Milly Rosso
• Evan Wohrman
• Brittany Blank
• Nicole Deleon

• Season 1
• Episode 1: Pilot
  USA:9 December 2008...

• Lyrics: play full screen play karaoke
• Don Juan - Suburban Legends
• Hey DJ - Suburban Legends
• Gummy Bears - Suburban Legends
• Zanzibar - Suburban Legends
• You - Suburban Legends
• Win A Date - Suburban Legends
• Trophy Wife - Suburban Legends
• This Cherry - Suburban Legends
• Summer Crush - Suburban Legends
• Golden Touch - Suburban Legends
• Rose Tint My World - Suburban Legends
• Popular Demand - Suburban Legends
• Mean Girl - Suburban Legends
• Last Dance - Suburban Legends
• I Want More - Suburban Legends
• Desperate - Suburban Legends
• Da Bomb! - Suburban Legends
• Car 54 - Suburban Legends
• Bright Spring Morning - Suburban Legends
• Blingity Bling - Suburban Legends
• Autumn in The Park - Suburban Legends
• Alternative Is Dead - Suburban Legends
• All the Nights - Suburban Legends
• All Around the World - Suburban Legends
• You Told Me That - Suburban Legends
• Up All Night - Suburban Legends
• Stress - Suburban Legends
• So Fine - Suburban Legends
• Powerful Game - Suburban Legends
• Me And You - Suburban Legends
• Infectious - Suburban Legends
• High Fives - Suburban Legends
• Do It For The Kids - Suburban Legends
• Come Back Home - Suburban Legends
• Bright Spring Morning (Slow Version) - Suburban Legends

When I was a little-bitty boy
Just above the floor
I used to play doctor
With the girls from next door
They said, "Show me yours, I'll show you mine."
From then on in that's how I spent most of my time.
Some people call me Tim
Where did that come from?
I am to be no other than
Don Juan
Ever since that fateful day
When I became a man
I've broken hearts of girls
From Guam to Japan
Could it be my savoir-faire, My personality
All I can say is that there is no one who can resist me

Fat man at the bar
Said this is where they come and dance
Ladies all get drunk and shake their ants out of their pants
Always looking for a fella
Always aiming to impress
The ones they fall in love with are the ones that dance the best
Ladies screaming everywhere
Now what's a boy to do
Had them at my finger tips
With every nasty move
Show me yours, I'll show you mine
Everything will be just fine tonight
Hey hey DJ
Come on spin the record â'round
I know that I've got the moves to bring this disco down
Hey hey DJ
Come on play the record I like
Ain't no stoppin' body rockin'
â'Til the morning light
Push push push
Comes to shove shove shove me
On the dance floor lovin' shake it all or nothin'
She wants to please me
She wants to tease me
Ain't no time for dirty tricks so get down get down
Ladies screaming everywhere
Now what's a boy to do
Had them at my finger tips
With every nasty move
Show me yours, I'll show you mine
Everything will be just fine tonight
Hey hey DJ
Come on spin the record â'round
I know that I've got the moves to bring this disco down
Hey hey DJ
Come on play the record I like
Ain't no stoppin' body rockin'
â'Til the morning light
Shake it shake it
Break it break it
Give it all you got come on don't fake it
Move it move it
Groove it groove it
Take you to the top and make you loose it
Na na na na na na na!
Na na na na na na na!
Na na na na na na na!
Na na na na na na na!
Na na na na na na na!
Na na na na na na na!
Na na na na na na na!
Hey hey DJ
Come on spin the record â'round
I know that I've got the moves to bring this disco down
Hey hey DJ
Come on play the record I like
Ain't no stoppin' body rockin'
â'Til the morning light
Hey hey DJ
Come on spin the record â'round
I know that I've got the moves to burn this disco down
Hey hey DJ
Come on play the record I like
Ain't no stoppin' body rockin'
â'Til the morning light
Shake it shake it
Break it break it
Give it all you got come on don't fake it
Move it move it
Groove it groove it
Take you to the top before you loose it

They're dashing and daring,
Courageous and caring,
Faithful and friendly,
With stories to share.
They march through the forest,
They sing out in chorus,
Marching along as their song fills the air.
[Chorus:]
Gummy bears, bouncing here and there and everywhere.
High adventure far beyond compare.
they are the gummy bears.
Well, magic and mystery are part off their history.
along with the secret of gummy beary juice
Their legend is growing, they take pride in knowing,
They do what is right in whatever they do.
[Chorus]
Well, my girl Dolores, she marches through the forest
She takes one of them? and sticks it down her pants
I like the red ones, and I like the yellow ones.
We bite off their heads, and give em to our friends
[Chorus 4x]

The story begins...

I see you everywhere, but why aren€™t you with me
I€™ve got so much to offer: fun / sensitivity
But you are too cool to talk to me
All your friends jibber-jabbering junk that you are way out of my league
So come on tonight Be by my side All right Cause I like you
Look into my eyes
I like you
I can guarantee you; I€™m not like other guys
I like you
Come on and give me a try
I like you
There must be something I can do to change your mind
Every story starts like this one
End it here with me
I can€™t believe what you€™re saying
You say it will never be
So now I€™m frowning all the time
Just because your stupid friends have ruined everything and now you€™ll
never be mine The trees are changing colors I€™ll still be around My love
will never falter Nothing can tie me down You are a goddess to me

You have got me spinning around
Crushing on you every time you're around
Tripping on every word that you say
From the way that I'm losing
to your powerful game
I treasure your name
Like the goddess of gold, it'll never change
Baited hooked and I'm ready to go
All you got to do is let me go
[Chorus:]
Just wanna win a date with you but
The gates are locked to your paradise
I've got the key to your heart
but you'll never know it
even after i sing you these lullabies
I love the perfect way you're looking every day
Banging on my heart till i finally say
you're the drug that i need
So hard for me to leave
Can put you in my wallet
I will follow my needs
Whisper your name
Forty times and the feelings hasn't changed
Laced with honey I close my lips
As I patiently wait for my chance at best
[Chorus x2]
I need you so very much it's my fault
All I really need is your love
Night after night when I think of us
Being together, I'll love you whenever oh yeah
[Chorus x2]
I wanna sing you lullabies
Even after I sing you these lullabies

Hello Madame, I'm here to be your man
Take me all around you but be gentle with your kiss
Can't you see there's no other, ever loved you better
Come with me, and you'll see that I'm all you'll need
[Chorus:]
Trophy wife, show you what feels nice
I'll take you on the ride of your life
Trophy wife, care not 'bout your strifes
I'm the only family you'll ever need
Get back, get back it's me you love the most
You don't need to talk to all these people that are close
Many times, I've lost your kind
Stay with me, I'll show you things
People like in these social confrontations
Resolutions, bits of fascination
All my life I've been waiting for you
You are my toy, closed doors inside a bedroom
[Chorus]
Every second that my heart beats faster
Makes me believe in an ever after
Fell in love with you
Can't stop, won't stop, never let you go
So close to realize our story's been told
Cause all my life I've been waiting for you
You are a toy, closed doors inside a bedroom
[Chorus x2]
Trophy wife
Trophy wife
Trophy wife

Hey little lady
Hit me baby one more time
I can't wait to let you know
All the crazy ways you blow my mind
You've got the glare of the devil
Caught me right between my eyes
Starin' at me when I'm on my knees
Begging honey please for my life
You got me screaming crazy
For such a lovely lady
Cold sweat running from my eyes
Blow me a kiss from your paradise
Gotta, gotta, gotta
This itty bitty blond girl is super pretty
And I just can't wait
â'Til the day that I can
Rap my arms around her hips
Taste her lips so very rich
Lifetime starin' in her eyes
I'm fallin' for this cherry pie
I get tongue tied petrified
Every time that she walks by
Grit my teeth and praise the Lord
That something so fine is alive
My heart drops down to my socks
Trip on my tongue when I start to talk
Love at first sight was never new to me
But it hit me like a truck when she started to breath
This itty bitty blond girl is super pretty
And I just can't wait
â'Til the day that I can
Rap my arms around her hips
Taste her lips so very rich
Lifetime starin' in her eyes
I'm fallin' for this cherry pie
You got me screaming crazy
For such a lovely lady
Cold sweat running from my eyes
Blow me a kiss from your paradise
Gotta, gotta, gotta
[2x]
This itty bitty blond girl is super pretty
And I just can't wait
â'Til the day that I can
Rap my arms around her hips
Taste her lips so very rich
Lifetime starin' in her eyes
I'm fallin' for this cherry pie

Looking back
Summer's just a bore without your love
to have, every man can show a boy a heart attack
Until he feels that one peculiar fact
That we're just drifting along, all these lonely nights
I finally found ya, girl I've got to have ya
[Chorus:]
Summer crush, hits me fast and I'm falling harder
It's the feeling of butterflies
Summer crush, hits me fast and I'm falling harder
It's the feeling of butterflies
Now that time is our own, on this lovers' roller coaster
Walking by on my own, will i have to wait
Longer, darling, to give it to one another
And tear each other apart
Now you're beating down your door
My ears are aching baby to hear you breathing
Love me freely
[Chorus]
Yeah, it's the feeling of butterflies
It's the feeling of butterflies
[Chorus]

Shine, shine
Through the night
With shimmering beautiful design
Burning through the night
As the passion's rising deep with our eyes
Everything she touch turns to gold
Powers out of my control
A night with her was just a dream but now
I've turned to gold
I'm not alright and I'm not ok
As thoughts of you are seepin' through my brain
If you never believe it's the golden truth
Do what you want to do
Girl cause I'm telling you
I'm hypnotized
Mesmerized
By you
Everything she touch turns to gold
Powers out of my control
A night with her was just a dream but now
I've turned to gold
Just a night with her you'll lose control yeah
Everything she touched it turned to gold
Her powers suck from her finger tips
Infecting people with their dirty tricks
You can't escape this metallurgy
Once was yours now just a fantasy
[2x]
Everything she touch turned to gold
Powers out of my control
A night with her was just a dream but now
I've turned to gold

it was great when it once began
i was a regular frankie fan
but it was over when he had the plan
to start a-workin' on a muscle man
yeah, now the only thing that gives me hope
is my love of a certain dope
rose tints my world
and keep me safe from the trouble and pain
well i'm just seven hours old
truly beautiful to behold
and somebody should be told
my libido hasn't been controlled
but now the only thing i've come to trust
is an orgasmic rush of lust
rose tints my world
and keeps me safe from the trouble and pain
it's beyond me,
help me mommy
i'll be good, you'll see
take these dreams away
what's this?
let's see...
i feel sexy
what's come over me?
whoo! here it comes again
i feel released
bad times deceased
my confidence has increased
reality is here
the game has been disbanded
my mind has been expanded
it's a gas that franky's landed
his lust is so sincere...
whatever happened,to Fay Wray?
that delicate, satin-draped frame
as it clung to her thigh
how i started to cry
'cause i wanted to be dressed just the same
give yourself over to absolute pleasure
swim the warm waters of sins of the flesh
erotic nightmares beyond any measure
and sensual daydreams to treasure forever
can't you just see it?
woah-oh-ohhhh...
don't dream it, be it
don't dream it, be it
don't dream it, be it
don't dream it, be it
don't dream it, be it
don't dream it, be it
don't dream it, be it
don't dream it, be it
don't dream it, be it
don't dream it, be it
this is the greatest moment of my life!!
my-my-my-my, my-my-my-my
my my my my my my...
i'm a wild and an untamed thing
i'm a bee with a deadly sting
you got a hit and your mind goes ping
your heart'll thump and your blood will sing
so let the party and the sounds rock on
i'm gonna shake it 'til the life has gone
rose tint my world, keep me safe from the trouble and pain
we're a wild and an untamed thing (((oh-oh-oh)))
we're a bee with a deadly sting (((oh-oh-oh)))
you got a hit and your mind goes ping (((oh-oh-oh)))
your heart'll thump and your blood will sing (((ohhh)))
so let the party and the sounds rock on (((rock on)))
we're gone shake it 'til the life has gone gone gone
rose tint my world, keep me safe from the trouble and pain
frank n' furter, it's all over
your mission is failure,
your lifestyle's too extreme
i'm your new commander now
you now are my prisoner
we return to transylvania
prepare the transit beam...

I stayed out late last night
Why am I such a fool?
My alarm did not go off
Now I'm late for school
I sneak slowly into class with professional agility,
"Yer not saved by the bell," yells Mr. Peabody
Some people think that I should do my best,
Why should I when I just flunked my last test
Just Say No
To Popular Demand
Cuz everyone you know is workin' for the man
Just Say No
To Popular Demand
Walk when they say run, and sit when they say stand
The faculty is all against me
The Government is too
Ferris Bueler you're my hero
You'd know what to do
Live each day as if it was your last, that was always my philosphy
No! Try harder than the rest, that's what they yell at me

You touch my lips you long to kiss
Though a lot of pain in my heart but you missed
Take a step back
Read the situation
You don't bother me no more
Got my heart locked tight in a safe
Where your sticky little fingers can't get it anymore
Cause you
Were such a mean girl to me
I keep you out at arm's reach
And now I know what's wrong with the world
Tellin' everybody don't ever trust a girl
Take a look at her face
All the money that she wastes
It's not worth my time or the pain
She'd find a thousand ways
Just to ruin every one of my good days
Baby girl's much worse then she knows
She's a demon at best with a kiss
And this demon's got me by the
Throat and I don't think she'll ever let it go
[2x]
Cause you
Were such a mean girl to me
I keep you out at arm's reach
And now I know what's wrong with the world
Tellin' everybody don't ever trust a girl
You always were my favorite mistake
That I almost never regret
Happiness can wait
And loving you has got me filled with hate
Sign sealed delivered I've got a little message for you
[2x]
Cause you
Such a mean girl to me
I keep you out at arm's reach
And now I know what's wrong with the world
Tellin' everybody don't ever trust a girl
Cause you
Such a mean girl to me (Such a mean girl)
I keep you out at arm's reach
And now I know what's wrong with the world (Tellin' everybody)
Tellin' everybody don't ever trust a girl

I think it sucks
This is not the way
So many pretty girls
But still I call your name
Woman, how sweet it would be
If I could take you with me
To the show
To the show
I think it sucks
I do it everyday
And if I had my choice
I would be on my way
To a rock and roll band where I sleep with my fans
And ain't nobody dancin' c'mon now don't you understand
Woman, don€™t lay it on me
Thinkin' how my life could be
If this band it had never happened to me
Visions of rock and roll are leaving me
Cause there only in my dreams
And I don't wanna dance
I don't wanna dance no more
No time for rock and roll
It€™s not my choice
That€™s just the way it is
I love you so much
But we€™ve grown out of touch
I€™m married to my job that loves to dance
Rocking out with kicks how long will this last
Woman, don€™t walk away from me

Again we're stuck in gear
And lost, but you don't care
How can it be that we've agreed to start again
Agreed that maybe this time it'll be the end
It's just a state of mind
And you are looking at the ground
But it's not raining, look at the sky
But it's hard when you're not looking very high
I wanted everything but this
When all I want is happiness
Alone in life, Alone in love (I wanted more)
You show the side of you that's not
The side of you, you show a lot
All I want is something else
To hold onto
I sit here all alone
Writing words to show
The thoughts and feelings I have towards you
Have we come this far just to figure out there's nothing new
Between us
I used to fall apart
And wait for that fire to spark
But now it's over
I know I lost
It's just so easy to break
I wanted everything but this
When all I want is happiness
Alone in life, Alone in love (I wanted more)
You show the side of you that's not
The side of you, you show a lot
All I want is something else
But you're not letting go
I sit back and watch the sunset
Nothing else could ever calm me down
I write words of so sweet breath
Composed to make your world go 'round
I like things that make me smile
Your personality can't give me that
And when you frown I think of why we'll
Never be the same
It's not cool to play ska music
It's not cool
It's not cool to play ska music
It's not cool
I pulled the microphone from her lips and said, She told me I don't date guys in a band
"I don't ever wanna be like this" And besides
Ska doesn't pay
Ooooo It's not cool
To play ska music
But I do it anyway
Cuz I wanted more than this
Times are changing stop complaining
It's not the person you have left behind
Maybe I'm someone else that you can live without

What the hell is wrong with me?
I'm in a band, ladies can't you see
Please don't judge me by the car that I drive
Or the fact that I haven't had a date since '95
Come on, don't go away
Don't listen to your friends when they that I am gay
I try so hard but I just can't get no play
Don't have any STDs
Come on, I'm begging on my knees
Come on get close just ignore the fleas
We will take anything that walks . . .
Because we're desperate
I know I'm not a handsome man
Cuz I look like an ogre with a farmer's tan
And every time the ladies see me and I'm walking their way
They say, "Brian smells, everybody stay away"
Oh ladies, can't you see
I can't help it because I'm ugly
But I'm in a band, don't that count for something
Come on now, don't delay
Cuz if you don't call then I'll probably rent-a-date
And my tab keeps rising, cuz I do it every day
Oh ladies, can't you see
I'm in a band, why aren't you attracted to me?
I don't care if you're underage
Just as long as you'll be seen with me in a public place
What's it gonna take? (What's it gonna take?)
For you help me bake cookies?
Doo-Wah-Doo
Cuz I need to know
I'm all hot and ready
And I got to go . . .
Because we're Desperate
Why oh why must I have this rash
No girls talk to me they just step back
Should I lift weights? Would that make me more sexual?
Maybe wear glasses would that make me intellectual?
Come on lets do it fast
Cuz I'm all hot and ready and it just wont last
And I got 20 dollars what can I get for that?

You were the prettiest one, in the seventh grade!
I was such a dork you didn't even know my name!
Then I joiNed a ska Band and we played AT lots of shows
so said you liked me.....my love for you still grows!
You used me! i might have known, that it would knock me down!
when, i dont know! the wrong place!
I called you on the phone, the other day too bad you
weren't home cause i had a lOt to SAY!!
I had JUst HEard the news of You and BreNT!
you FreakEn used me To get To My frIEnd!
You lit my fuse, im going out woo!That It'll kNock
me down, where? I dont know The wrong place!
Every night around the same time, i just want to die!
i cant believe THat what We Had was Justa lIE!
Maybe when im older I'll Look back and laugh, but
UntiL then I donT CARE cause I've got a NEw GirlFriend!
BOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMM!

Sometimes when I'm alone I always get this way,
I just think about how everyone is lame.
Jealousy and greed run rampant every day,
I think I'll forget this stuff, I'll go and run away.
Gohan
Where are you?
Gohan
Where are you?
Just run away.
What really gets to me is this mass stupidity,
Oh well I forgot I live in the land of the free.
Just remember not to hate nor to turn to apathy,
Than maybe we can change this really messed up society.
Gohan
Where are you?
Gohan
Where are you?
Just run away.
Every night around eight thirty my parents yell at me,
They say I'm stupid 'cause I watch my MTV.
When I looked in the miror I swear I saw someone else,
So I cut my hair, got a job and joined a really cool band.
Gohan
Where are you?
Gohan
Where are you?
Just run away.

The time is right to begin
Lets get going once again
For once in your life just let go
I€™m getting sick of everything
Tired of what the next day brings
What I need is for you to follow my lead
The sun is shinning bright outside
I think I€™ll go for a ride
I plan not to ever return
Lets run away from here for good
Forget this dusty neighborhood
The open road is calling and begging for us
Go roll down the window
Go crank up that radio
Lets drive until we hit the sky
It€™s not about where we will go
Lets start living life before we die
If you want you can stay
But you€™ll regret the day
That you didn€™t follow your dreams
Imagine the wind in your hair
Blowing away all of your cares
So take my hand lets plan never to look back.
True, it€™s all in my dreams
Yeah
You are all in my dreams
Yeah
What I need is a long holiday
What I need is to get away€.
From here for good tonight
Lets fly away tonight
On this bright spring morning
Send our spirits soaring
Cause now is the time

The American Dream starts with me
Girls be flashing in my Cadillac
Booty shaking on my lap
Sippin€™ champagne
Chasin€™ Hennessey
Possibly
This could be the life for me
You know you want this life uh huh
Baby, you can have it all
Spending cash like it€™s going out style
Strike a pose with that platinum smile
Rump Shaker
Heartbreaker
Don€™t be a faker come on be my baby maker
Moneymaker
Heartbreaker
Don€™t be a faker come be my rump shaker
I own a boat I own a plane
Flossed out in America
Bling, bling
Is the sound of the money train?
Gold diggers all aboard
Common fellas, lets score
You know you want this life uh huh
Baby you can have it all
Turn heads when I roll up in the club
Your sessy mamas like what the %#$!!!!!
All you chicken heads
Better understand
Flossed out, always thuggin€™
I'm a gangsta
All you ginas
Bring it in, bring it in, bring it in
I live my life, i love my life
It's

The things I am missin€™
You€™re huggin€™ and you€™re kissin€™
Now that you€™re gone
It€™s your love I€™ll be missin€™
You and me, and happiness could be
Could this be the beginning of the ending?
Our time is short, soon it will be ending
The way you make me feel is so unreal
You and me together, but nothing lasts forever
"Come dance with me, all you little boys
don€™t be afraid, we can dance, dance the night away"
"Come dance with me," that€™s what I heard her say
"Don€™t be afraid, we can dance, dance the night away"
Can your hear me
Can you feel me
Can€™t you see things will never be the same?

Well I believe that alternative is dead
I used to be a grunge-rocker man
Corporate greed has choked the scene
Making it all dumb and trendy
I believe that alternative is dead and it ain't coming back
It ain't what it used to be
All these dumb kids crowding all around me
Jr. highers, grabbing the flyers
Going to the shows I want to see
Well, I believe that we'll learn from what happened before
So all the bands we see now
Won't end up in a Tower Records store
Old Man's a-prowling, searching for a brand new baby face
To fill Eddie Vedder's job
Well, I believe that job's not for me
Go pick on someone else

I met you once at an emo show
We hit it off well and our friendship did grow
You talked about girls I told you my past
We were best friends but that didn€™t last
Well I don€™t know what you€™ve been told
You never called me back, you grew so cold
That was when you met those guys
You ignored me then and you told me lies
All of the nights, I sit on my ass wasting all my time
And I can€™t seem to bare, that you don€™t care
People ask about you and me
I tell them that it was never meant to be
You be came a prick, we grew apart
I shouldn€™t have trusted you from the start
Well, time goes by and you grow old
Your deck is full, but you cannot fold
So you€™re in a bind and you come to me
Too bad, you won€™t get my sympathy
Well time goes by and you grow old
Your deck is full but you cannot fold
So you€™re in a bind and you come knock at my door
Well, guess what, man, you€™re not my friend anymore

[Chorus:]
All around the world and all I wanna be is missing you
But give me one more chance and I swear I will be kissing you
Been there, done this and that I'm sick of it
The one you love you dream about can never touch I want that kiss
This attraction is weighing heavy on my head
The satisfaction baby of you loving this man
And I
Can't live without it
And all the million ways I'd never think to stray
Girl, you're acting much to great for me to see
My life with anyone else
[Chorus]
I want that kiss
Oh my god it sucked the air out of the room
I point the blame of this action on you
You get my heart to start pumping and the jokes start dropping on
I really thought that you knew
Ain't nobody, is ever gonna love you better
Seal it with a kiss it's my heart that's in this letter
[Chorus]
Ain't nobody, is ever gonna love you better
Seal it with a kiss it's my heart that's in this letter
[Chorus]
I want that kiss
I want that kiss

May I say 'You look absolutely great today'?
You turned around,
all you gave me was a frown.
I never know what you mean
when you say "I told you so"
Now gather round as
my motions hit the ground
and its...
so electric how your
mixed messages come
I'm so elated by your touch
infectious, beautiful song
You told me that,
If I make my move
Spun your record 'round
and we'd be in the groove, yeah.
Couple minutes PASS,
and you change your mind
Now I'm alone again,
chasing the one that I desire.
Against the wall
and she's kissing me so violently
No time at all,
she's a stranger at the party.
Attentions not enough
its killing me
your beautiful touch
so electric how your
mixed messages come
I'm so elated by your touch
infectious, beautiful song
You told me that,
If I make my move
Spun your record 'round
and we'd be in the groove, yeah.
Couple minutes PASS,
and you change your mind
Now I'm alone again,
chasing the one that I desire
May I say you look
absolutely great today?
You turned around
all you gave me was a frown.
Attentions not enough,
its killing me
you're beautiful...
You told me that,
If I make my move
Spun your record 'round
and we'd be in the groove, yeah.
So electric
how your body moves
oh...
You told me that,
If I make my move
Spun your record 'round
and we'd be in the groove, yeah.
Couple minutes PASS,
and you change your mind
Now I'm alone again,
chasing the one that I desire
You told me that
If I make my move
Spun my record round
Chasing the one that I desire
Couple minutes pass Yeah
And you change your mind
Now I'm alone again
Chasing the one that I desire
Yeah
Chasing the one that I desire
Yeah
Yeah e yeah e yeah
I'm chasing...
ooh
oh...

Shake your booty
Prepare for domination
I think you€™ll like me
I€™ve got quite the reputation
Here comes that feeling again
Out pop my guts now I€™m a mess
Been up all night
Wondering why
Things aren€™t getting any better
You look so good
It can€™t be right
Tonight lets make our dreams come true
It€™s our little secret
For your information
I just can€™t beat it
I€™ve got a strong imagination
I see you embracing me without a care
We€™re weightless floating on the midnight air
This moment is an unforgettable love affair
Nothing matters when I touch your soft brown hair
Hold on dear, we€™re falling now
I forget which way is down
Confusion clouding around
Never wanted anything more than you now
One step beyond its over
Now I regret it
Was it something inside my head?
I know I€™ll take it
One step again its not so bad
I can€™t fake it
Desires driving me mad
I can€™t contain it contain it

On top, your life, it seems so clean
Your tracks, they're hot, untouched, a dream
This ain't no ordinary life
It's extraordinary, so stop, stop checking me out
[Chorus:]
You're dancing so cool, like you live in the city
Moving so oooh, made of hot and pretty
You've got style, you've got grace, you've got everything in place
And it's burning me out
You see this stress it weighs a ton and I don't think it's very fun
For you to put this weight on my back (Yeah, yeah)
You got me workin' night and day, sweat and tears
No time to play
Give it a rest, and I'll just keep on dancing
Dance...dance....dance...you got it
Workin' me out, and I'm not getting paid
Late from my lips, and my bones still break
I can't live this way any longer
So stop, stop checking me out
[Chorus]
You think that you can fool me twice
You'll find that I'm no longer nice
So get this monkey off of my back
You got me workin' night and day
Sweat and tears no time to play
Give it a rest and I'll just keep on dancing
Dance...dance..you got it

So I was checking you out
On the solo tip
And at the end of my line
I was about to get hip
By your sweet set of love
That just won't let me go
Take my like your bull
And just ride on me
Ride on me
One, two step
Closer to your lips
And I think I've got a real good chance
I wanna spray you all over like a bottle of cologne
Sweat you out just like a dream
I want you for my own
I get that
Oh, baby feeling
She's dancing on my lips
Arrows to my heart
It tingles on my fingertips
D-d-d-don't go thinking
You're wasting precious time
You had me at hello
And your body suits me fine
So fine
You're so S to the O
F-I-N-E
Straight of my lips
Into your ears so perfectly
You think you're bullshit
Like to travel
Why not come with me for an hour?
Remember the things that you've been told
When Klemm-o-tronic's on the microphone
Oh, snap! I think I'm in love
Melt like butter when she's all dressed up
You and me together gotta coordinate
Five dollars down on a Sizzler date
Hey baby, can I get a little bit of loving?
Hundred pound biscuit baking in your oven
This is precious time we're wasting
Gimme that dirty tail
I get that
Oh, baby feeling
She's dancing on my lips
Arrows to my heart
It tingles on my fingertips
D-d-d-don't go thinking
You're wasting precious time
You had me at hello
And your body suits me fine
Oh, baby feeling
She's dancing on my lips
Arrows to my heart
It tingles on my fingertips
D-d-d-don't go thinking
You're wasting precious time
You had me at hello
And your body suits me
Girlfriend
(Feels like I'm going crazy now)
Tell your boyfriend
Yeah
That I'm going
(Feels like I'm going crazy now)
For your poison
Yeah
Oh, baby feeling
She's dancing on my lips
Arrows to my heart
It tingles on my fingertips
Don't go thinking
You're wasting precious time
You had me at hello
And your body suits me fine
[x3]
So fine

It€™s not so easy
To be this cheesy
When it comes to getting down
I€™m super sleazy
Ladies come and ladies go
My game is tight
But you don€™t hear me no
You better watch out
You might get what you expect
It€™s just a powerful game
You cannot see my face when I€™m walking away
You think I€™m powerful
Yeah, I€™m irresistible
But you aught to know that you€™re my girl
Look at your eyes
They€™re gold
And I know you want to be my beautiful centerfold
I can see that you are so influenced by me
You wanna stand beside me
And put your arms around me
you better watch out...
cuz its more powerful than i'm letting on.. so lets
Get it on now... just put your hands in my pants and
Lets go to town
Sara likes to go for coffee
Jessica likes breakfast in bed
I never pay when we go shopping
At dinner the check is hers instead
If you can€™t see that you want me
There must be something wrong with your personality
You€™re everything that I adore
And all the little girls love me

I never wanted it to be this way
I said I loved you each and every day
Is this really happenin or is this just like a dream?
Believe me when I say that I am more than what I seem
Did you say you loved me when we were at the last show?
Im sorry I couldn't hear you I'm dying to know
I'm not quite sure why I'm here and why I do the things I do
Please tell me it's not the end and it's got to be me and you
You mean the world to me
You make me so crazy
Would you please have my baby
I don't look like a movie star, I'm not Di Caprio
But if you give me time I will be your Romeo
Did you say you loved me when we were at the last show?
Im sorry I couldn't hear you I'm dying to know
I'm not quite sure why I'm here and why I do the things I do
Please tell me it's not the end and it's got to be me and you
If you would just give me the chance
I promise I will never stick my hand down your pants
The first time we kiss it will be just like a dream
Believe me when I say that I am more than what I seem
Did you say you loved me when we were at the last show?
Im sorry I couldn't hear you I'm dying to know
I'm not quite sure why I'm here and why I do the things I do
Please tell me it's not the end and it's got to be me and you

Was it my cologne that made the fire burn in you?
That piece of flash cast in your eyes I feel it coming through
Hollywood, rainbow room, you saw me mixing it up
One more glass of champagne, it's getting hot, hot
Fits like a glove, the way you stick it to my love
[Chorus:]
Infectious baby, drives you crazy
Tangles from the rope you cut the line I get the joke
Infectious baby, drives you crazy
Everything you want is what I got so bring it back, come on
Now shut your mouth cause it's gonna happen fast
You can close your eyes baby but it's gonna be a blast
Baby girl, light that fire cause I'm about to erupt
You'll find your flame in the champagne your flavor's in my mix
Don't suffocate me too long cause I'm blowing up
[Chorus]
All around the world there's some sort of sickness going around
But we've got the cure, all you've got to do is sing
Infectious baby [x4]
Let me hear you sing it now
Infectious baby, drives you crazy
Infectious baby, it's driving me crazy
Infectious baby, you got to keep on working me out
Infectious baby, yeah
[Chorus x2]