- published: 27 Mar 2011
- views: 1286075
4:31
Big Pun;Fat Joe - Twinz (Deep Cover 98)
Music video by Big Punisher;Fat Joe performing Twinz (Deep Cover 98). (C)1998 Loud Records...
published: 27 Mar 2011
Big Pun;Fat Joe - Twinz (Deep Cover 98)
Music video by Big Punisher;Fat Joe performing Twinz (Deep Cover 98). (C)1998 Loud Records LLC
- published: 27 Mar 2011
- views: 1286075
3:35
The Dream Shatterer-Big Pun
Big Pun
Ay-yo I shatter dreams like Jordan, assault and batter your tea...
published: 26 Aug 2008
The Dream Shatterer-Big Pun
Big Pun
Ay-yo I shatter dreams like Jordan, assault and batter your team
Your squadron'll be barred from rap like Adam & Eve from the garden
I'm carvin' my initials on your forehead
So every night before bed you see the "BP" shine off the board head
Reverse that, I curse at the first wack nigga with the worst rap
Cuz he ain't worth jack
hit 'em with a thousand pounds of pressure per slap
Make his whole body jerk back, watch the earth crack
hand him his purse back
I'm the first Latin rapper to baffle your skull
Master the flow, niggaz be swearin' I'm blacker than coal
Like Nat King, I be rapping and tounge's packing
The ones, magnums, cannons and gatling guns
It's Big Pun! The one and only son of Tony...Montana
You ain't promised manana in the rotten manzana
C'mon-pana we need more rhymers
feel the marijuana snake bite anaconda
A man of honour wouldn't wanna try to match my persona
Sometimes rhymin' I blow my own mind like Nirvana
Comma, and go the whole nine like Madonna
Go try to find another rhymer with my kinda gramma
CHORUS -- When you awaken, your manhood'll be taken
Fakin' like you Satan when I'm the rhymin' abomination (2x)
I'm pure adrenaline, uncut, straight to your gut, medicine
Raw cure for pain I coat your brain like polyurathane
Simple and plain, I'll explain it in layman terms
If you came to learn how to make fire, I'm-a make it burn!
Higher and hotter than lava this scholar
is 'bout just as smart as MacGyver
To put honor inside the heart of a lion
revolved in a life of crime (crime!)
Fuck it I like the shine (shine!), Up in the white and lime (lime!)
Comes with the pipe design
Plushed out! (No doubt!) Both pockets about to bust out
If you not in it for the spinach, GET THE FUCK OUT!
Take a hike, we can even battle to make it right
Go 'head lace the mic, you finished? Say good night...
Head to head in the street, I'll leave you dead in your feet
Settlin' beef, I'll even let you rhyme to the Benjamin beat
But it won't matter, you dreams still gon' shatter
It's a long ladder to climb and mine is on the stagger
So get outta town, 'fore I hit you
with the loudest sound you ever heard
Desert bird player you outta bounds
CHORUS (3x)
You need the Pun to dis you if your whole steez is unofficial
I'll come and get you and let the desert eez tounge kiss you
With one pistol and two clips, I'll make your crew do flips
Like acrobatics, I'm charismatic, my gat is magic
It makes rappers disappear, whipser in your ear
Crystal clear, come here, let me kiss your tears
Everything you fear is here, you ain't got to search further
The first murder's the worst now I thirst further for reverse birth
Every verse hurts, every curse word's already more offending
Than Eddie Murph's worst
I thirst for blood like a vampire, any man claimin' his game's tighter
IS A GOD DAMN LIAR!
I set 'em on fire, retire your train of thought
Drain a quart of blood out your brain and leave you insane in the dark
The king of New York! Lays his crown in the Boogie Down
And sprays the town, with a Mac hoodied down
I'm no joke! (Yuh!!) I soak your face with a sweeper
Dying disgrace, I'll face your death through the speaker
CHORUS (4x) to fade out
- published: 26 Aug 2008
- views: 75491
1:49
Pun Hunting at the Grocery Store
http://pleated-jeans.com I went to the grocery store and hunted down as many puns as I cou...
published: 21 Feb 2012
Pun Hunting at the Grocery Store
http://pleated-jeans.com I went to the grocery store and hunted down as many puns as I could.
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Royalty-free music courtesy of http://incompetech.com/
Special thanks to the Pringle Ladies: Kelly, Jojo and Car.
- published: 21 Feb 2012
- views: 125667
3:27
Big Pun feat. Black Thought - Super Lyrical
Undoubtely Big Pun's greatest display of lyrical prowess. Just check the lyrics:
[PUNIS...
published: 30 Jun 2007
Big Pun feat. Black Thought - Super Lyrical
Undoubtely Big Pun's greatest display of lyrical prowess. Just check the lyrics:
[PUNISHER]
Ay-yo my murderous rap verbal attack is actual fact
Tactical tracks match perfectly with graphical stats
Half a you lack the magical dap of tragical rap
That tackles you back and shackles and laughs at you
That's...the mathematical madness I'm on, the savage, the strong
The marriage, a bond of havoc and song
This massacre's on as if Picasso laced you
There's lotsa hateful skeletons locked
in the closet of my castle of Grayskull
I'm possum at grade school, that's why I have to debate you
My raps are like Capel, slashin' your face, you
That's how a master degrades you
I'm battlin' Jesus (hay-soos) if he passes through my label
I'm snatchin' his halo
God I pray that you send my father back as an angel
Language is fatal and it's hypnotizin'
I'm only emphasizin', I'm still all about business and enterprisin'
I'm super lyrical, a brain boosts the chemicals
That's used contenicals inside of my mental projectable
[CHORUS] -- Lyrically I'm supposed to represent (Biggie)
Niggaz'll tell you that I'm nice with the
blah, blah, blah (Canibus)
Lyrically I'm...[scratches]...I'm supposed to represent
[BLACK THOUGHT]
Black Thought the super lyricist, your arch-nemesis
Still with the Punisher, that's my accomplice
Stressin' to emcees how they don't really want this
Electrifying shit his excellency Thought spit
These cats they sentimental such with a gentle touch
Dancin' double dutch and all sayin' nothin' much
My sound wave liftin' your chin up like uppercuts
New found ways of rippin' shit up, I de-ve-lop
Your squad chest swell up, still you're mini-ay-ture to me
Nature-ally I bring the extremity
Musically intense with the globe in suspense
Contemplatin' where the world traveler been since
The Roots bless you with a strong record, long like a epic
Immerse you in some 'ol next shit, ill poetic
Thought from Illadelph somethin' like nothin' else
My talk stomp like elephants upon every elf, cause...what...
[CHORUS] -- Lyrically I'm supposed to represent
Niggaz'll tell you that I'm nice with the blah, blah, blah
Lyrically I'm supposed to represent
You will lose...I must break you [Ivan Drago from "Rocky"]
Lyrically I'm supposed to represent
Niggaz'll tell you that I'm nice with the blah, blah, blah
Lyrically I'm-I'm-I'm...[scratches]...
I'm supposed to represent
[PUNISHER]
Ay-yo peace Roots east coast niggaz reppin' the streets most
With heat, toast, and keep close more Phillies than Pete Rose
These dos, niggaz that'll lift ya mentals
Lyrics'll twist your temples into pretzels
like the "Triumph" instrumental
[BLACK THOUGHT]
My instrumental's the Renaissance, no resem-ba-lance
To nothin' you come across, lyrical holocaust
The crowd pleaser emcees freeze then catch seizure
They praise the Lord of rap thesis, true believers
[PUNISHER]
Just call me baby Jesus cuz lately niggaz be praisin' me
Just for the way I blaze to be crazily, tape to CD lasery
It pays to be amazingly flavery
Daaaaze'em to my rhymes that basically hypnotize you occasionally
[BLACK THOUGHT]
Occasionally as I focus on my next opus
The way it's all fucked up and emcees is hopeless
I leave your head wrecked as I erect scultpures
My thought's just a fortress, approach this ferocious up-closeness
[Chorus]
- published: 30 Jun 2007
- views: 393916
2:16
BIG PUN - DREAM SHATTERER - ALBUM VERSION
BEATS4TUNES.COM
Here is a rare Big Pun Video "Dream Shatterer" The song was Produced by...
published: 27 Dec 2006
BIG PUN - DREAM SHATTERER - ALBUM VERSION
BEATS4TUNES.COM
Here is a rare Big Pun Video "Dream Shatterer" The song was Produced by Domingo...enjoy.
- published: 27 Dec 2006
- views: 685190
2:39
What Is a Pun?
Puns are plays-on-words that can be found anywhere from corny jokes to classic literature....
published: 31 Jul 2012
What Is a Pun?
Puns are plays-on-words that can be found anywhere from corny jokes to classic literature. Learn all about this effective writing tool in this how-to video from About.com.
- published: 31 Jul 2012
- views: 663
3:15
Big Pun - Beware [High Quality + Lyrics]
Big Pun - Beware [High Quality Track off the album Capital Punishment] + Lyrics included i...
published: 05 Aug 2009
Big Pun - Beware [High Quality + Lyrics]
Big Pun - Beware [High Quality Track off the album Capital Punishment] + Lyrics included in the description. Produced By: Jujo. date released: April 7, 1998. R.I.P. Big Punisher.
____________________
Lyrics:
[CHORUS:]
I gave you fair warning, beware...beware...beware... [2x]
[Mobb Deep sample]
Yo...what you thought punk, shit was sweet, now you can't sleep
Gotta keep ya eyes open wide and hide ya face from the streets
I'm like the beast with a warrant, far from alarmin'
Gave you fair warnin' now you on the stairs swallin'
I'm callin' out any rapper that I doubt, smack 'em in the mouth
Throw 'em in the yoke, BOOM!, then I knock 'em out
No doubt, Freddie Foxxx files 20-shot auto glock, BLAAOW!
Benny blind Puerto Rock style
Wit' a twist of black in the brow, twist ya cap and I'm out
Sleep wit' the fish-dips for yappin' too loud
What's happenin' now? Niggaz is hard as hell but they Gargamels
Pickin' on the smallest victim gives 'em heart to kill
My squad is real and holds it down the hardest regardless
Besides of the largest, we polish the floor
with the rawest hardcore artists
Flawless victory you niggaz can't do shit to me
Physically lyrically hypothetically realistically
I'm the epitome of catchin' wreck, catch you when you cash your check
Smash you when you pass then jack you for your fuckin' Lex
Nothin' less than the best if the squad did it
Hard-headed niggaz better beware and fear like God said it
[CHORUS (4x)]
Ay-yo I warned you, now all niggaz could do is mourn you
I'm born to kill and still thrilled, I put it on you
There's no regrets, remorse, only results and loneliness
Only the strong survivors strive through life as warriors
All of us die, some of us kill, even massacred
Who wanna try? Punisher will if you ask for it
I'm hazardous for your health and hell's your next stop
For real my shit's cocked the world has just stopped...
[pause]
I'm not the one you should be underestimatin'
Come test your fate an' I guarantee I'll be under investigation
You can't handle the whole, I'll slam you on your skull
Or we can go blow for blow like Evander and Bowe, ya never know
However tho' I still hold the title
When all my rivals the chance to dance who missed the homicidal
Hand on the bible I swear to defend my crown
I've been around since forever and never let it touch the ground
Don't fuck around and catch a rude awakenin'
My crew's basically waitin' patiently for you to move your patrons in
Then we'll surround you, form Desert Storm and pound you
Look around you, Terror Squad's everywhere like Soundview
The Boogie Down do it like nobody, who are we?
The foundation, you're facin' a whole army...
[CHORUS (2x)]
[Fat Joe]
yeah yeah yeah, whassup now potna??! Know I'm sayin'? Think this
just some rap shit? We do this shit for real...Terror Squad nigga!
Fuckin' shoot the place up! Muthafuckas know the time. This
muthafuckin' rap game. Joe Crack, Big Dog Punisher, Full Eclipse crew
What da fuck...WHAT???!
BEWARE...BEWARE...BEWARE...
[fade out]
- published: 05 Aug 2009
- views: 321292
13:42
PUN na linii 357
Film przedstawia wymianę nawierzchni na linii 357 Sulechów - Luboń k. Poznania ( w okolica...
published: 07 May 2011
PUN na linii 357
Film przedstawia wymianę nawierzchni na linii 357 Sulechów - Luboń k. Poznania ( w okolicach st. Luboń )przez pociąg do potokowej wymiany nawierzchni PUN P95. Właścicielem PUN-a jest PKP PLK S.A. Pociąg został wypożyczony przez PNI - generalnego wykonawcy przebudowy linii.
- published: 07 May 2011
- views: 2871
2:11
25 puns in under 2 minutes!
Do you like puns? Oh hey me too! Also I like twitter, let's be friends there- http://www.t...
published: 29 Dec 2011
25 puns in under 2 minutes!
Do you like puns? Oh hey me too! Also I like twitter, let's be friends there- http://www.twitter.com/robynschneider
Check out moar puns here: http://www.twitter.com/omgthatspunny
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- published: 29 Dec 2011
- views: 21048
2:27
WTF Blanket 3: Awful Pun Overload
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published: 11 Aug 2009
WTF Blanket 3: Awful Pun Overload
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Your dog will PAW his TAIL at these DOGGONE awful puns.
Yes, I bought both a regular Snuggie and a "Designer" Snuggie for the video. Yes, I died a little on the inside at the checkout line at my local Target. But it was a worthwhile purchase for the sake of comedy.
I sincerely hope this is my last WTF Blanket video, although I DARE the geniuses at the Snuggie factory to whip up something more pointless.
- published: 11 Aug 2009
- views: 2133333
4:10
Big Pun - Brave In The Heart
feat. Triple Seis, Fat Joe and Prospect
Big Pun Brave In The Heart; A tribute to the art...
published: 03 Mar 2007
Big Pun - Brave In The Heart
feat. Triple Seis, Fat Joe and Prospect
Big Pun Brave In The Heart; A tribute to the artist
- published: 03 Mar 2007
- views: 2272838
Youtube results:
2:45
Drop the Pun! Catchphrase Academy
Clever dialogue is what being a cop is all about!
written by Mark Douglas and Ben Rel...
published: 12 Feb 2010
Drop the Pun! Catchphrase Academy
Clever dialogue is what being a cop is all about!
written by Mark Douglas and Ben Relles
Directed by Tom Small
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- published: 12 Feb 2010
- views: 1101656
3:18
The Pun Rap (Wordplay)
NEW WEBSITE: www.stickitinthewhat.com Check it out!
LYRICS:
Shaquille O'Neal with a cold...
published: 18 Nov 2010
The Pun Rap (Wordplay)
NEW WEBSITE: www.stickitinthewhat.com Check it out!
LYRICS:
Shaquille O'Neal with a cold is a tall black cough-y (coffee),
And so is Michael Jackson, 'cept with cream in his naugh-tea
I'm normalized, formalized, I keep 'em organized
But when a girl fucked a bird I left her she was ostracized
Never got circumcised, wouldn't let them hack it,
Now whenever I masturbate I roll down my Jack-it Jacket
Challenge me to a duel, my Epee (Epi) sends you careening,
And I'll "Foil" your allergies too, DUAL (DUEL) MEANING.
Bro and dude are names for n00bs
But you can call me bra(h) cause I like to hold your boobs
I got the Magic Bullet to do my ice crushing,
But in theory, it just made a JFK brain slushie.
Chorus:
Wordplay,
You'd think that you were at a show about the life of Noah Webster.
Wordplay,
Just like Steven Hawking's prostitute, he's gonna blow your mind
I DE-bate, that's when the girls take my bait, just ask her,
But I gotta RE-bate, or else I'll just be the master(bate/bait).
Got a flat tire in Notre Dame, it made my car a Quasi-moto,
Then I bought a "Black Dog" from "Led Zeppelin" named "Toto"
Saw a hooker at a gas station, tried to get a few pumps with my purchase,
But her hand was broken, guess that makes her out-of-service
I saw two eggs getting dirty and bumpy,
If they want it in the butt, is it humpty-in-the-dumpty?
I'm a tap-dancing testicular surgeon, I do my work in my ballroom
A racial minority rapper, call me Dr. Snoop Livingstone, I presume
Met a manicurist, she was good with her hands,
But first-things-first, I went and finger-nailed her in my van
Got my shank on my hip, when I'm on my ship,
You'll snip your tip if you lose your grip,
If you rip your slip we'll want a strip,
If you flip and trip you'll slip a nip
I wanna skinny dip with my nippy pip,
But the hippie gypsies clip my slippy trip,
Their hip lips drip in my chip dip,
Missed a joke there, guess I skipped the quip.
Chorus
West Coast, L.A., they settle things the funky way,
They Prop it and lock it to make marriage less gay
Roll Dandelions in paper to make a weed joint,
I'm not gay, I don't float, but I'm still flamboyant,
I know you got your period but I still wanna make you come-a (comma)
Mix your "Red-State" and your "Blue-State" just like I'm Obama
Put my "lip-stick" to your mouth and you might get a facial,
Make your black skin so white, people'll think you're bi-racial
Clocks have hands and faces, and if ya wanna be a bum,
Rub 'em in the right places and the time will come
My ho's are down to earth, that's a gardening quip,
I knew a slut on Titantic, she went down on the ship.
Wordplay
Ya know that's wordplay,
Ya hear that wordplay?
Ya know that's wordplay.
Download the track right here: http://www.filedropper.com/punrapfinal
Original Music/Lyrics by Jandrewcomedy. Intro music by Kevin MacLeod.
- published: 18 Nov 2010
- views: 35669
4:29
Big Pun - It's So Hard official video ft Donnell Jones
Had this video ad-free for years, Sony Music claimed ownership, so now I can't do anything...
published: 12 Apr 2007
Big Pun - It's So Hard official video ft Donnell Jones
Had this video ad-free for years, Sony Music claimed ownership, so now I can't do anything about their ads (I don't want ads). At least they're letting me keep the video up. Video via BigPunForever.com and LatinRapper.com. The Video for "It's So Hard" by rap's greatest lyricist ever: Big Pun, the first Latin solo rapper to go Platinum. Christopher Lee Rios aka Big Punisher unfortunately passed away before this video could be filmed, hence the cameo appearances by a number of artists including Wyclef Jean, Jennifer Lopez (J-Lo), Chino XL, Xzibit, Mack 10, Busta Ryhmez, P Diddy, Missy Elliot, LL Cool J, NORE (Noreaga), Guru of Gangstarr, Tash of the Alkholiks, Remy Ma Martin, Lil Cease, Kayslay, Big Tigger, Raekwon, Cuban Link, Prospect, Armageddon, Tony Sunshine, Tony Touch, DJ Premier of Gangstarr, Prodigy of Mobb Deep, MOP and Nas. Also featured is his wife Liza Rios, his kids, and his sister Pina. Be on the lookout for Pun's son Baby Pun (seen picking up the feather at the start of the video), dropping his album soon. For more info on Pun check out BigPunForever.com and the OFFICIAL Big Pun Foundation (headed by Liza Rios) website at BigPunShop.com. Lyrics to this song can be found on the Big Pun Forever website.
http://www.BigPunForever.com/
http://www.LatinRapper.com/
- published: 12 Apr 2007
- views: 2344183
9:12
Rodhima Geet By Ramji Khand and Tika Pun
Album: Rodhima Geet
Singer: Ramji Khand and Tika Pun
Actress / Actor: Ranjita Gurung / M...
published: 20 Feb 2013
Rodhima Geet By Ramji Khand and Tika Pun
Album: Rodhima Geet
Singer: Ramji Khand and Tika Pun
Actress / Actor: Ranjita Gurung / Mahendra Gautam
Music: Eknarayan Bhandari
Lyrics: Eknarayan Bhandari
Director: Prakash Bhatta
Copyrights for this video is provided by "Sitara Music Pvt Ltd " to Music Nepal
- published: 20 Feb 2013
- views: 20913