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The UM Archive for November, 2005

Tripel Records sent me this today

There can’t be many people who read this diary who aren’t on my mailing list, but if there are this is what Tripel are saying:
hi pete um,
All mail to info ripelrecords.com
Forgive us; it’s been a while. Some exciting news from the tripel towers.
Our picture plate release is finally [...]

Why does spam take this surreal form?

Kimberley Q. Titor sent me this with the subject heading “met your bro. yest.” Since he was travelling from Australia on the day in question and he’s a bit of a boy and he has a fear of flight which he combats with alcohol I didn’t immediately assume it was spam. Why does spam take [...]

Speech!

I was going to make a speech at last night’s Bad Timing birthday gig but I forgot because I’m an arse and I was drinking Stella. It would have gone something like:
“…Just wanted to thank Bad Timing and congratulate them for all their efforts over the past four years because I think they’ve [...]

The discovery of the internet.

My most recent achievement is the discovery of the internet. I know I’ve had a website since 2001 but it’s really only in the last six months that I’ve got my head round the whole online community scenario of specific blogs and boards, which is fucking daft of me, I must say. In addition, I’ve [...]

Vinyl Bulemia

Here’s a list of records I got given in Holland:
Worm Compilation: Dig/Feed/Shit Klip! Klap! Force!: compilation. www.wwilko.com Egotwister Party Ruiners. Egotwister records compilation Stora Compilation Max Tundra: Some Best Friend You Turned Out To Be Remixes + Interpretations 1998-2005: Max Tundra
Here’s those I bought: [...]

How do you get from Um to Derek Bailey?

We all know Nathan Blunt, right? He’s the guy I did that Rip-Off Taster CD with that not a great many people own, despite it being pretty OK in my book. He also used to be in the legendary ironic teenpunk group Boysnatch with Bobby J, who is essentially my motherfucking brother, although maybe that’s [...]

My man Barney Booze sent me this:

Dear Pete
Painfully accurate about the APU gig. One of the strangest nights in recent memory. The thing that got me about the crowd was how weirdly normal they all were, not even indie kids. Indie kids I can handle, they were just…nothing. Anywayyyy, been reading a backlog of your diary entries, hadn’t looked [...]

Thinking ahead.

Was reading something somewhere the other day about people planning parties to celebrate the death of Margaret Thatcher, and I was wondering whether it would be a better idea to celebrate her death within her lifetime. After all, someone asked George Bush what people would think of his presidency in 300 years time and he [...]