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The UM Archive for May, 2004

The creature she wants/blues reversal

Across the web another soul reaches out to ask me:
Pete.um, How do they fkk with snakes?
Looks like you’ve come to a real Z00 here! Yeap! We have goats, we have horses, sheep, snakes, even dogs!
e have lots of
1mls here and we also have lots of g1r|s who just [...]

The Ambiguity/ Hair Of The Frog

Today I had a hangover like only the very evil have to suffer and the Mill Road pageant was accordingly warped. I had the usual shit with hangover invisibility, where people block your path even as you hurry towards somewhere where you do not wish to arrive. There’s a Mill Road character (who I keep [...]

Performance downs. And ups.

OK, lemme do a recap of recent gigs. The benefit one for Cambridge FC was of the worst UM performances you were likely to see, although its unlikely you did, because I sure as hell didn’t see you there. Any qualms I had about doing my whimsical art-pop shtick in front of a load of [...]

The Birthday Address: Reduce Wrinkleys.

They sent me this because they knew it was my birthday:
After the age of twenty-one, your body slowly stops releasing an important hormone known as Humawn Growth Hormone. The reduction of Human Growth HormIone, which regulates levels of other hormones in the body (including testosterone, estrogen, progesterone, and melatonin) [...]