Thea Vidale (born November 20, 1957, in Washington, D.C.), is an American stand-up comedian and actress.
She began her career doing stand-up comedy in comic clubs in Washington, D.C., New York City, and Los Angeles. She appeared in the cable comedy special "Rodney Dangerfield: Opening Night at Rodney's Place" HBO(1989) On the same special were such notables as Tim Allen, Jeff Foxworthy & Sam Kinison. As an actress, she has made numerous guest appearances on sitcoms, including Ellen, The Wayans Bros., The Drew Carey Show, and My Wife and Kids. She may be best known for her portrayal of "Thea" on the short-lived sitcom Thea for which she was nominated for a People's Choice Award as Favorite Female in a New Series. She has also starred in the Master P comedy Repos.
In 1999, promoted by Scott Sherman of Atlantic Entertainment Group, Vidale appeared at the Philadelphia GLBT Pride Fest, her first GLBT event, with comic Etta May. Both were honored by the city's mayor, who officially named the day simultaneously "Thea Vidale Day" & "Etta May Day".
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Shit!
Nothing makes sense, so I won't think about it. I'll go with the ignorance.
Eat, sleep, fuck and flee; in four words, that's me.
I am full of indifference.
What do the old people teach us but how to die (die) die (die)
and what do those hissy fits teach you except how to cry, pussy, cry?
Yeah the futile, the futile, it outweighs the beautiful.
Futile, the futile, it outweighs the beautiful.
Futile, the futile, the futile so (the futile, the futile)
Taste. I have no taste.
I don't like these tiny portions with your artful abortions of sound,
sealed with a kiss, slathered in the sauce sarcastic.
So go choke on your irony.
What do the old people teach us but how to die (die) die (die) die
and what do your hissy fits teach you except how to cry, pussy, cry?
Yeah the futile, the futile, it outweighs the beautiful.
Futile, the futile, it outweighs the beautiful.
Futile, the futile, the futile so
I'm eating rat poison for dinner.
Pull the cord from the phone. I am dining alone,
Tonight, rat poison for dinner.
Pull the cord from the phone. I am dining alone,
So goodnight.
Love! I shall not love, yet I'll still sing about it.
I hope it covers the ocean in slime, the drama and drool.
I'm leaking the blood of a fool. (I'm full of it, I'm full of it, I'm full.)
Rat poison for dinner,
pull the chord from the phone. I am dining alone.
Tonight. Rat poison for dinner,
pull the chord from the phone. I am dining alone.
Tonight.
Oh I am dining alone.
The Fiddle will play loud and clear
Rip up all your underwear
Hypnotized like a mad man's eye
You can't run away
(2x)
Take it off In me you'll find
thoughts Across your mind
Don't you know you wouldnt stay statue
The fiddle is where I wanna get next to
Tough enough the fidle is no kind
Handcuff my head's In your mind
Do you wanna dance and I'll be the next
?? side
The Fiddle will play loud and clear
Rip up all your underwear
Hypnotized like a mad man's eye
You can't run away
(2x)
Can't run away can't run away
Can't run away can't run away
You can't run away
(2x)
The Fiddle will play loud and clear
Rip up all your underwear
Hypnotized like a mad man's eye
You can't run away
(2x)
Left alone You ain't no more
Come with what you got '
Madness on coing up and down
Take a break coming with the big sound
Respect me and respect your track
Put it on and you will come back
Follow me with the sound
Shout It out and out
Do you wanna jump, do you wanna jump, jump
Do you wanna laugh, do you wanna laugh, don't cry
Do you wanna jam, do you wanna jam
Everyone come, you gotta right come
(2x)
The Fiddle will play loud and clear
Rip up all your underwear
Hypnotized like a mad man's eye
You can't run away
It's like the laughter of a child in the mind of those
who want it back.
Like when I watched her defy the world in just one night.
Put yourself on the line it's safer than you've ever felt
before,
Cause you're in love tonight.
And you tried so hard not to lose yourself again,
But you're alone tonight.
Hello with a blank stare. I know that you don't care.
Goodbye, no you wouldn't dare but I still do.
You're so conscious of yourself, but are you even
conscious at all.
How does it feel right?
And you tried so hard not to lose it all over again,
But you're alone tonight.
Hello with a blank stare. I know that you don't care.
Goodbye is too much to bear.
Sometimes I feel so obscure. Am I just a beggar here?
I know that you never cared, but I still do.