The Attendant (2012)

Actors

• Michael Bailey (actor)
• Julia Blanchette (actor)
• Krista Bonelli (actor)
• Bettina Briggs (actor)
• Gabriel Brock (actor)
• Randy Bruck (actor)
• Amanda Cockrell (actor)
• Ray Ferrari (actor)
• Shawn Foy (actor)
• Nathan Higgins (actor)
• Phil Johnson (actor)
• Adrian Jules (actor)
• Patrick Krauss (actor)
• Madi Maynes (actor)
• Catriona Nicol (actor)

Genres

• Comedy
• Short

Dilly (2010)

Actors

• Rossen Bialomorsky (actor)
• Michael Blaise (actor)
• Stanley Bran (actor)
• Wallace Bruce (actor)
• James Burns (actor)
• David Gonzales (actor)
• Andrew Hugg (actor)
• Jason Johnson (actor)
• Jason Lumberjack Johnson (actor)
• David Kent (actor)
• Russell Munson (actor)
• Mitch Nichley (actor)
• Brad Potts (actor)
• Joe Smith (actor)
• Band of Horses (actor)

Genres

• Music

1 Phone, 2 Phone, 3 Phone, 4 (2006)

Actors

• Brendan Clark (actor)
• Brian Clark (actor)
• Jeremy Clark (actor)
• Hunter Dunn (actor)
• Ed Galvez (actor)
• Gizmo (actor)
• Michael Hall (actor)
• Daniel Harris (actor)
• George Hobbs (actor)
• Thomas Krajewski (actor)
• Andy Langham (actor)
• Kyle Morgan (actor)
• Douglas Mueller (actor)
• Abel Ramirez (actor)
• Chris Cashman (actor)

Genres

• Short

The Cutting Edge: Going for the Gold (2006)

Actors

• Scott Thompson Baker (actor)
• Kayla Carlson (actor)
• Tom Dugan (actor)
• Matt Gallant (actor)
• Jack Haley (actor)
• Patrick Hancock (actor)
• Ryan Hansen (actor)
• Rory Knox Johnston (actor)
• Michael Kuluva (actor)
• Giuseppe Manzella (actor)
• Sean McNamara (actor)
• Don Swayze (actor)
• Ross Thomas (actor)
• Oksana Baiul (actress)
• Erik Aude (actor)

Genres

• Comedy
• Drama
• Romance
• Sport

Taglines:

Every ice princess needs her prince.
They're about to break the ice.

Quotes:

Alex Harrison: [talking about the bodyguards] I got tossed out on my sequined ass!

Italian Waiter: Scusa, miss, your cab is here.::Heidi Clements: Danke.

Jackie Dorsey: Toe pick!

Kate Moseley: They're on their way. they should be here any second now.::Jackie Dorsey: Why do I feel like I spend my whole life waiting for him?

Jackie Dorsey: [Before her first singles skate] It's not worth winning if you don't have to fight for it.

Doug Dorsey: To win, you have to be willing to fail.

Jackie Dorsey: [to Alex] Yes. The answer to everything is yes.

Kate Moseley: No! Absolutely not! Nobody does side by side triples! It's too dangerous::[to Jackie] You agreed to this?::Jackie Dorsey: [nods sheepishly] Kind of. It was a long flight.

Alex Harrison: Fine. Have it your way. I have just one problem with that.::Jackie Dorsey: [Gets into skating position] What's that?::Alex Harrison: I'm in love with you Jackie.

Doug Dorsey: [after seeing Alex pick up Jackie] How come we never had to do that?::Kate Mosley Dorsey: You were easier to train.

The Pigskin (2005)

Actors

• Christopher Goodman (actor)
• Jabari Hearn (actor)
• Kevin P. Kearns (actor)
• Shaun Kelly (actor)
• Marty Laquidara (actor)
• Duncan Nicholson (actor)
• Carl Roberts (actor)
• Erika Killen (actress)
• Kevin Candido (producer)
• Tom McNamara (writer)
• Paul Parsons (writer)
• Thomas P. McNamara (director)
• Paul Parsons (director)
• Paul Parsons (editor)

Genres

• Comedy
• Short

The Independent (2000)

Actors

• Sam Anderson (actor)
• Greg Behrendt (actor)
• Michael Berryman (actor)
• Peter Bogdanovich (actor)
• Jimmy Briscoe (actor)
• Billy Burke (actor)
• Owen Bush (actor)
• Nick Cassavetes (actor)
• Ancel Cook (actor)
• Roger Corman (actor)
• Ted Demme (actor)
• Andy Dick (actor)
• Fred Dryer (actor)
• Joseph Dubow (actor)
• Aki Aleong (actor)

Genres

• Comedy

Taglines:

Morty Fineman. Artist. Visionary. Madman.

Quotes:

Paloma Fineman: I think that anyone that claims that they are totally happy with their family situation is not concentrating.

[first lines]::Ted Demme: I think Morty is a visionary.::Roger Corman: I think Morty was and is an artist.::Ron Howard: He's an innovator.::Karen Black: Very persistent. And you have to love him for that.::Peter Bogdanovich: Morty would try things, and then 2 years later someone would copy it and win an Oscar for it.::Fred Williamson: This is the only man that I've ever worked with that I feel I can't take.

Morty Fineman: [eulogy] For what does it gain a man to be given that divine candle, and not to dip his wick.

Morty Fineman: [concluding his corporate presentation] That, gentlemen, is why financing Fineman Films is fine financing.

Todd: We are prepared Mr. Fineman, today, to buy you're entire film library, for $8 a pound.

Fred Williamson: Get out of the water! It's filled with phosphors and you're swimming topless!

Morty Fineman: How long is the wait?::Maitre d': You may wait as long as you wish...

Interviewer: [quoting critics] An insipid, childish, even maniacal work. Someone please tell Mr. Fineman that The Whole Story of America does *not* have to be as long as the whole story of America.::Morty Fineman: Those who cannot do, review.

Morty Fineman: [to potential producer] I tell you Walter, I've been in this business 30 years and there's only one sure-fire way to make a small fortune - start with a large fortune.

Interviewer: Wow, you invented the sequel?::Morty Fineman: Well, I invented the roman numeral at the end of the title. You see God Father III, Friday the 13th part VII, that started with me.::Title Card: World War III II, a Fineman Production.

Summer School (1987)

Actors

• Dean Cameron (actor)
• Bill Capizzi (actor)
• Duane Davis (actor)
• Laurie Faso (actor)
• Conroy Gedeon (actor)
• Mark Harmon (actor)
• Richard Steven Horvitz (actor)
• Prince Hughes (actor)
• Gary Imhoff (actor)
• Christopher Kriesa (actor)
• Patrick Labyorteaux (actor)
• Carlos Lacamara (actor)
• Terry Logan (actor)
• Michael MacRae (actor)
• Jack Blessing (actor)

Genres

• Comedy
• Romance

Taglines:

At Ocean Front High, what do they call a guy who cuts classes, hates homework, and lives for summer vacations? Teacher.

Quotes:

Mrs. Gremp: How do you want your eggs? Fried, or scrambled?::Chainsaw: I don't know. What are eggs?

Chainsaw: Tension-breaker. Had to be done.

[Shoop is calling roll]::Shoop: Francis Gremp?::Chainsaw: Don't ever call me that, the name's "Chainsaw".::Shoop: As in "Black and Decker"?::Chainsaw: As in "Texas Massacre".

Shoop: Where are my car keys?::Chainsaw: There somewhere in this room. Right now you're ice cold.

Chainsaw: Our next field trip has to be to the beach.::Dave: We have to see Annamaria in a bikini. It's very important.

Pam: So, you're all alone and you like young girls.

Chainsaw's Sister: How do you spell "cat"?::Chainsaw: I don't know!

Chainsaw: You passed and I failed! You asshole! How could you do that to me?::Dave: It was an accident. I'll take it again. I can fail, I know I can.

Chainsaw: We just got lapped by an old lady in a walker.

[about sobriety]::Chainsaw: Reality is so unreal.::Dave: But it is a nice change.::Chainsaw: True. Two thumbs up.

That's Life! (1986)

Actors

• Harry Birrell (actor)
• Nicky Blair (actor)
• Frann Bradford (actor)
• Jordan Christopher (actor)
• Biff Elliot (actor)
• Robin Foster (actor)
• Ken Gehrig (actor)
• Harold Harris (actor)
• Jesse Henecke (actor)
• Robert Knepper (actor)
• Matt Lattanzi (actor)
• Chris Lemmon (actor)
• Jack Lemmon (actor)
• Robert Loggia (actor)
• Ernie Anderson (actor)

Genres

• Comedy
• Drama

Muscle Beach Party (1964)

Actors

• Morey Amsterdam (actor)
• John Ashley (actor)
• Frankie Avalon (actor)
• Gordon Case (actor)
• Roger Christian (actor)
• Dick Dale (actor)
• The Del-Tones (actor)
• Mike Diffenderfer (actor)
• Mickey Dora (actor)
• Johnny Fain (actor)
• Ed Garner (actor)
• Bill Graham (actor)
• Buddy Hackett (actor)
• Dan Haggerty (actor)
• Duane Ament (actor)

Genres

• Comedy
• Musical

Taglines:

SPREAD THOSE BEACH BLANKETS!
It's "Beach Party" all over again...but this time with MUSCLE! The swingin'est surf and sand you ever saw!
Hear 8 new swim hits!
Are you a beach fink?
When 10,000 Biceps go around 5,000 Bikinis... you KNOW what's gonna happen!

Quotes:

[Dee Dee walk in on Julie making out with Frankie]::Frankie: Dee Dee, hi. Um... you remember her? Her name's Julie.::Dee Dee: Oh, I remember her. The bride of Godzilla!

Dee Dee: I have just one question. Did you kiss him because he's lovable, or because he's the only man on the beach?::Julie: Because he looked hungry. His last meal obviously didn't satisfy him.::Dee Dee: Oh, it's a good thing you happended along. I'm sure you could cater supper to an entire army.::Frankie: Now that's in bad taste.::Julie: Oh, no. One man at a time. I like to be a devoted chef.::Dee Dee: But right now you're serving a lot of free meals. Sort of a one-woman bread line.::Frankie: Ooo, that's smart!::Julie: [getting angry] I can afford it!::Dee Dee: Then he must be of your charity cases!::Frankie: Hold on, the football here would like to say something.::Dee Dee: Well, I'm not through!::Frankie: Figures!::Dee Dee: [to Julie] As the man said, this is a public beach and we're supposed to keep it clean.::Frankie: Now that's really in bad taste!::Julie: [to Dee Dee] Then perhaps, you better leave.::Frankie: Very good!::Dee Dee: [to Julie] I plan to!::Frankie: No, wait. Don't quit now, Dee Dee. I think your ahead.::Dee Dee: Okay, how's this for a closer? [slaps him]

S.Z. Matts: How come you're in that cage protected, and I'm out here getting bumbed off?::Cappy: Sanctuary.::Julie: Sanctuary?::Cappy: Yeah, sanctuary from them. These beach kids. I had to build this thing to protect myself. I used to have a beautiful Cappy's place even more beautiful than this. And just last year, these beach kids completely demolished it and pretty near demolished me with it during a rumble all because of a stranger like you. Hey, you're not another one of those anthropologist explorers or something? A sex maniac maybe?::S.Z. Matts: I don't have any hobbies.

[watches the climatic rumble betweent the beach bums and muscle maniacs]::Cappy: Oh no! They're not gonna wreck my place again?::[a beach bum is flung over a table, breaking it]::Cappy: [depressed tone] Oh, yes they are.

S.Z. Matts: [Seeing kids dancing] You know if there was no music here this place would be raided.

Theodore: [Seeing kids dancing and partying] Good heavens, where are the mothers of America?

Julie: [after being introduced to Flex Martian] You are so strong!::Flex Martian: I'm the strongest!::Julie: And so handsome!::Flex Martian: I'm the handsomest!::Julie: [admiring his big muscles] And so big!::Flex Martian: [smiles] Yes, ma'am!

Julie: [signalling to the chopper pilot to land on the beach] Lower! Go lower!::S.Z. Matts: If we go any lower, we'll cut off their heads!::Julie: I'm not interested in their heads!

Muscle Beach Party (1964)

Actors

• Morey Amsterdam (actor)
• John Ashley (actor)
• Frankie Avalon (actor)
• Gordon Case (actor)
• Roger Christian (actor)
• Dick Dale (actor)
• The Del-Tones (actor)
• Mike Diffenderfer (actor)
• Mickey Dora (actor)
• Johnny Fain (actor)
• Ed Garner (actor)
• Bill Graham (actor)
• Buddy Hackett (actor)
• Dan Haggerty (actor)
• Duane Ament (actor)

Genres

• Comedy
• Musical

Taglines:

SPREAD THOSE BEACH BLANKETS!
It's "Beach Party" all over again...but this time with MUSCLE! The swingin'est surf and sand you ever saw!
Hear 8 new swim hits!
Are you a beach fink?
When 10,000 Biceps go around 5,000 Bikinis... you KNOW what's gonna happen!

Quotes:

[Dee Dee walk in on Julie making out with Frankie]::Frankie: Dee Dee, hi. Um... you remember her? Her name's Julie.::Dee Dee: Oh, I remember her. The bride of Godzilla!

Dee Dee: I have just one question. Did you kiss him because he's lovable, or because he's the only man on the beach?::Julie: Because he looked hungry. His last meal obviously didn't satisfy him.::Dee Dee: Oh, it's a good thing you happended along. I'm sure you could cater supper to an entire army.::Frankie: Now that's in bad taste.::Julie: Oh, no. One man at a time. I like to be a devoted chef.::Dee Dee: But right now you're serving a lot of free meals. Sort of a one-woman bread line.::Frankie: Ooo, that's smart!::Julie: [getting angry] I can afford it!::Dee Dee: Then he must be of your charity cases!::Frankie: Hold on, the football here would like to say something.::Dee Dee: Well, I'm not through!::Frankie: Figures!::Dee Dee: [to Julie] As the man said, this is a public beach and we're supposed to keep it clean.::Frankie: Now that's really in bad taste!::Julie: [to Dee Dee] Then perhaps, you better leave.::Frankie: Very good!::Dee Dee: [to Julie] I plan to!::Frankie: No, wait. Don't quit now, Dee Dee. I think your ahead.::Dee Dee: Okay, how's this for a closer? [slaps him]

S.Z. Matts: How come you're in that cage protected, and I'm out here getting bumbed off?::Cappy: Sanctuary.::Julie: Sanctuary?::Cappy: Yeah, sanctuary from them. These beach kids. I had to build this thing to protect myself. I used to have a beautiful Cappy's place even more beautiful than this. And just last year, these beach kids completely demolished it and pretty near demolished me with it during a rumble all because of a stranger like you. Hey, you're not another one of those anthropologist explorers or something? A sex maniac maybe?::S.Z. Matts: I don't have any hobbies.

[watches the climatic rumble betweent the beach bums and muscle maniacs]::Cappy: Oh no! They're not gonna wreck my place again?::[a beach bum is flung over a table, breaking it]::Cappy: [depressed tone] Oh, yes they are.

S.Z. Matts: [Seeing kids dancing] You know if there was no music here this place would be raided.

Theodore: [Seeing kids dancing and partying] Good heavens, where are the mothers of America?

Julie: [after being introduced to Flex Martian] You are so strong!::Flex Martian: I'm the strongest!::Julie: And so handsome!::Flex Martian: I'm the handsomest!::Julie: [admiring his big muscles] And so big!::Flex Martian: [smiles] Yes, ma'am!

Julie: [signalling to the chopper pilot to land on the beach] Lower! Go lower!::S.Z. Matts: If we go any lower, we'll cut off their heads!::Julie: I'm not interested in their heads!